M&S No added sugar baked beans edition

playing that Dae the Diver
corr quite the game this

What a shit editon

why the fuck would anyone put sugar in beans???

Thank you for making the thread prior to the 400th post, it really helps with my post-400 anxiety.

>>81733139
what edition would you have preffered big man?

This is not just a thread. This is a M&S thread.

>>81733118 (OP)
Tory beans x

>>81733148
Train

>>81733140
Lad, I hate to break this to you but there is sugar in fucking everything. Yes, even your baked beans.

on that Ninja Gaiden me

branson beans 4 lyf

cheese toastie, surely the sugar jews cant have me on that one

>>81733148
This will probably be the best post in the thread

Does that midget that used to terrorise Ebin still work in Morrisons?

Whats the longest you have been without speaking to another human?

>>81733157
looks like gunz the duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqj97Of1FkY

>>81733170
>cheese toastie

>>81733156
Yea really....."hidden sugars" too

they're all fucking like that mate. he just happens to be the one who spent the most on coffee.

>>81733175
online or in person? online probably a few days, in person maybe two weeks or so

>>81733176
>GunZ
i havent played that for years, was fun

Febreze x

>>81733175
I'm on 4chan and other places with chat interactions with people every day, but in person easily over a month. One time I saved up nearly all my leave until the end of the year and took a three week holiday which backed onto the Christmas/NY holidays and didn't speak to a single person once. It was fucking amazing.

also i was thinking "that's eva6bait" and i was right

>>81733175
About 2 weeks

less than 3 hours the last thread was. so we're /brit/ now?

Just so fucking done with having to walk around all the time looking at attractive, young, slim women strutting around in fucking leggings and shit. It's absolute fucking torture, and they know it and we know it and they know we know and we know they know we know and it's just a big fucking circle of torment but it never ends.

If you say anything against it you're treated like a fucking pariah. A fucking freak. A loser. INCEL INCEL INCEL!!!!!!!!!

I'm not the only person who thinks old people are the problem with Britain. Pic related.

>>81733217
That's what an anon wants. And also what other posters want, as everybody jumps ship the first chance they get.

>>81733224
i still hate the browns more than the olds

>>81733224
>underutilised
Maybe they've got other things in those rooms? Often grandparents will have a lot of their children's and grandchildrens stuff stored in those rooms

>>81733175
about a month, now I sadly am employed I can only manage around 4 days if I'm lucky with bank holidays, hate people me. Nay mates, nay gf. Dont miss having a gf, do miss having friends though but after they all moved I've found it impossible to make new friends despite going outside to gigs and such.

>>81733224
This is just jealousy "I don't have a 4 bedroom house, so other people shouldn't" state of it

>I'm entitled to the homes older people worked for and have lived in for decades.
t. millennial

>>81733186
They are supposedly re-releasing it on Steam

Here's my impression of a economic refugee grifter fake posing as an "asylum seeker" after arriving on the shores of Dover (he was picked up by the RNLI and dropped off safely with a mug of hot cocoa and a warm blanket):

"I am here in England. You give me money now."

>>81733224
>tfw living on my own in a 3 bedroom house

Here's my impression of a fuckcunting flagshagging wankpuffin spunktrumpet Reform voter:

"BLOODEH IMMIGRUNTS!"

>>81733224
>BaronSamedys
based old people keeping the HMO menace at bay

Thankfully feminism is an inherently unsustainable ideology. It implements itself, craters the birth rates, leaves only those who are not feminists having kids and thus ends itself since the non-feminists are the only ones left to recover the birth rates.

>>81733255
I think people with three sprogs should have a 4 bedroom house. Not me or pensioners

All houses should go to browns and all whites exiled x

>>81733280
>I think people with three sprogs should have a 4 bedroom house
those people with 3 sprogs should buy or rent one then

>>81733268
Wow this is hilarious biting satire lad, you're like a modern day Jonathan Swift

We should take a page out of the USSR's handbook. All housing should be built, maintained and owned by the state and the state should allocate everyone in the country according to the needs of the people. It worked for them, it will work for us. Some of us might have to go six to a room with no running water and an outhouse for a toilet, but it will be worth it to finally all be equal.

exile me where tho

>>81733291
They can't because all of the pensioners who bought them when they cost very little are hoarding them, so white families simply aren't having 3 sprogs anymore

>>81733306
they shouldn't have had 3 sprogs then

>>81733302
You're right, better just execute you all x reparations innit

>>81733298
would rather die than go back to HMO living, these cunts that carve up houses into HMO's need ___ insert norty word I cant type out because the state monitors the internet closer than you think (I have seen this from their point of view)

>>81733310
That's the point, they aren't having 3 sprogs.

>Your grandparents don't need that 3 bedroom house. I do, and I want it for the price they paid 50 years ago.
t. millennial

>Buy something
>You're '''''hoarding'''''' it

id like to be exiled somewhere nice, maybe the lake district or even the isle of mann

Buying a house to live in and raise your family is hording

>Hundreds of poor people want to learn another language
>Charity shops are the only place they could get materials at an affordable price
>Go around every Oxfam in the country buying up everything I can
>Don't read them

Jst want to go to sleep n wake up happy,,
Have a peaceful sleep forever
Or no more stress n pains in life
Something like that x

i went too far i gotta be exiled

>>81733319
If you buy a scarce resource that you aren't even using, it's hoarding
>>81733325
The kids have long since moved out, they don't need that many bedrooms. I'm not saying they should be forced to sell, just taxed heavily to encourage them

>>81733331
>Hundreds of poor people want to learn another language
no they don't, and if they did, they'd use duolingo

Any discourse on housing is utterly pointless unless you're willing to address the elephant in the room of demand outstripping supply by nearly a million units year on year for like the past five years due to mass immigration.

Like yes, obviously things like TACPA should be repealed so people can actually build fucking anything, but goddamn dude there's not a country on the planet that can build that level of housing in that level of time.

>>81733338
>duolingo
different anon but this is officially beyond shite now, probably one of the worst apps going these days

>>81733333
Wonder what this faggot had to say

>>81733336
>buy a scarce resource that you aren't even using

>>81733343
still it's what a poor person would use, i mean, they are poor, they have no chance of actually learning the language anyway and they'd never get to use it

tbf my grandma moved out of her massive brick house because as she got older it became a pain in the arse to clean and heat so she moved to a flat. Haven't talked to her since I was 19 which was 5 years ago, not sure why she completely stopped, she never was very involved in my life but as soon as my auntie had a kid she was all over sam, not even remotely arsed with what im up to.

>>81733350
>they have no chance of actually learning the language anyway and they'd never get to use it
fair point

>>81733336
It's not boomers fault those houses are scarce though, that's why they were so cheap when they bought them. The young people tend to be the ones voting for pro-mass immigration parties.

Afternoon you feckless cunts. What are you doing with your sad lives today? Me? I'm making stew baby.

Just get a job in a postal sorting room. Simple, easy to grasp, don't have to interact with people constantly, always in demand, above minimum wage pay, heating in winter/AC in summer, plenty of breaks, good employee benefits. Can you honestly come up with a reason not to or are you just a committed dosser?

>>81733360
Wanking and bedrotting

Mate............is that a fxing spider aaaaaaaaaa *screams like a grill*

>>81733362
>Can you honestly come up with a reason not to or are you just a committed dosser?
don't need a reason, what law says I have to work in a postal sorting room?

>>81733334
Did you steal a neighbour's AC?

>>81733362
Ah yes I'll just apply for this very niche job that isn't being advertised and browns are already doing

>>81733353
why do you want to be posting around 35 year old balding incels?

>If you bought a house 50 years ago then I'm entitled to it because you bought it cheaper than house cost now.
t. millennial

>>81733357
I agree it's not their fault, and they shouldn't be demonised for enjoying decades of high quality housing or enjoying the easy money they'll make when they sell the house, but they need to be encouraged to do that and relieve some pressure on the housing system. Otherwise very few white people will have large families

>>81733369
Have to say I do actually fucking hate spiders. Just can't stand them. Weird shapes, move too quickly, alien, otherworldly but in an infohazard type way not a cute way.

>>81733362
used to work in a royal mail sorting office and it actually was pretty comfy, one of the lads working there would later be convicted of noncing, turns out he was shagging a 14 year old at the time, and every now and again he did mention his "girlfriend" to us, was in the local paper and everything

Its time 3 walk just a short one cus I cant be arsed but its better than nothing

Baked beans one of the most overrated things in Britain.

>he thinks hes better than everyone else in the thread because he works in a postal sorting room

>>81733370
There's no law...yet, but Jeremy Corbyn wants to make one

>>81733362
>always in demand
wrong, this kind of job only hires seasonally, the core staff rarely change and seasonal hires aren't kept on
>heating in winter/AC in summer
wrong, these places are always boiling or too cold, there is no law requiring work environment be comfortable
>plenty of breaks
wrong, breaks are determined by law, you aren't getting more than you are allowed by law and that amount depends on the length of your shift, which will likely be short enough to give you either zero breaks or one unpaid break.

>>81733362
Shippy used to work in a sorting office, but after one too many mentions of his 'girlfriend' someone talked to a local paper and he was outed for noncing a 14 year old

>>81733374
been here for too long at this point + I have no friends to really talk to, there is gfberg but I dont really want to talk to her all the time

>>81733386
Okay? Don't like it you know where the door is mate.

>>81733396
>gfberg
What's she like, does she have a nice arse?

My grandfather bought his house for 10 and 6 back in t'day, it's now worth 475,000 quid.
Mental innit.

refuse to believe anon has a gf unless we get time stamped pics of her arsehole

>>81733381
Ye am quite phobic of them
>>81733382
Lool

>>81733362
Done that myself. It womfy. Can listen to headphones and it's no stress. People who work in these sorts of places are fine too in my experience. I'd sack my current job off to do that if they ever hired permanent staff/it was a bit closer to my house.

>>81733396
why are you on here if you have a gf mate whats wrong with you

Wife and I both work. Was once in a situation where her company gave everyone a pay increase and she edged out my salary by a few hundred quid. Even with just that tiny sliver of higher pay she was NOTICEABLY bitchier, more demanding and less sexually active.

Absolute fucking cancer. Women have no place int he workforce. It genuinely poisons male-female relationships.

>>81733403
I bet he refuses to acknowledge this too like all these old cunts still living mentally in the 1950s.

>>81733375
Perhaps we should incentivise older people to downsize. E.g. if you're over 50 and you're moving to a property that's worth less than your current property then you don't have to pay stamp duty on the new property. Something like that.

Anyway it's not about entitlement. Maybe there are ways we can make things fairer though. People 50 years ago bought houses for much less money, relative to the average wage, compared to today. So for the sake of fairness, measures should be taken to make housing for young adults today more affordable.

>>81733415
incel vibes from this poster

>>81733415
She earns (roughly) the same as you by the sounds of things. You'd be able to cope without her salary? Your household income would be half.

>>81733403
When I was born the average house price was 50,000, today it's 260,000. That's over two and half times the rate of inflation, which itself has been insane. It's simply unsustainable.

>We have to move out Susan. Couples with furbabies need our home more then we do.

>>81733421
Just stop immigration and house prices will fall naturally, no need for building on greenfield sites

>>81733430
Refugees are welcome here you fucking bigot x

>>81733429
susan fucking wounded LOL

>>81733421
>So for the sake of fairness, measures should be taken to make housing for young adults today more affordable.
why

>>81733430
This. All these other policy proscriptions are just absurd. The excess demand for housing comes purely from immigration and immigration is controlled 100% by the government. Simply stop handing out visas and deport people when their visas expire.

>>81733421
>Perhaps we should incentivise older people to downsize. E.g. if you're over 50 and you're moving to a property that's worth less than your current property then you don't have to pay stamp duty on the new property. Something like that.

Could try that first. Then if that doesn't work, start taxing their pensions more if they have empty bedrooms

>>81733429
Not saying that, should be a couple who have or want to have lots of actual babies, right now only muslims are doing that

>>81733412
been posting since 13 I dont think I can leave, need ofcom to nuke 4chan for it to happen. Ive tried before but I get the itch to come back
>>81733402
shes quiet, she doesn't really have any friends either and likes sending images of seals to me, she does have a nice arse

>>81733427
My mum moved house recently, and they bought the house for less than 90k in the late 80's, and she got 226k for it.

The old are disproportionate white, that's why the left hate them

>>81733263
that's cool. there was another game i used to play, war something, i think it was called but all one word, idk, also a shit mmorpg called knight online, it was full of turkish people for some reason, every 5 minutes you'd get a dm from a random saying salaam or whatever

Fucked my wife last night and pumped a massive load of cum into her pussy unprotected, doggy, in front of a mirror. Sometimes life is good, lads.

Who will get angry when the BAMEs get older and hoard their wealth?

>>81733464
>in front of a mirror.
only had sex infront of a mirror once and fucking hated it, properly weirded me out

i just want (You)
https://open.spotify.com/track/5B8uSlQlHH8XTQLrK4hJDk

Tax older people more on their cars because they don't need that many seats.

>>81733456
War Rock?
Aye, miss old shitty mp games like these. Golden age.

>>81733471
Todays younger generations are unlikely to live through a sustained and explosive asset price increase over the next few decades

>>81733477
They have grandchildren to cart around.

Ban older people from owning cars because roads are for the young and upcoming to live their hectic lives

>>81733478
that was it lad thanks

Garn treat myself to a coke bottle enema, might have a bath after, might not

>>81733477
We do something close to that now. If you want to drive around an HGV that you don't need to transport goods in, it will cost you a fortune, so no one does it just for fun

>>81733490
Do it in the bath.

>>81733484
>They have grandchildren to cart around.
Tax them for that too.

Every issue would be resolved if white people were banned in the UK, get rid x

Honestly just add like some kind of customary charge to any interaction with the NHS. Make it non-prohibitive, but real. Want to see a GP? Okay, fine, but you need to cough up ten pounds. Hospital appointment? Okay, also fine, but it's gonna be ten pounds. A&E visit? Ten pounds.

You can't have a universal right of access and zero cost at the point of use and not have demand outstrip supply, especially with something perceived (real or not) as such high value as healthcare. You need a way to decide who goes to the front of the line.

>>81733492
HGVs only have 2 seats, alot of cars have 5, let that sink in

>>81733477
there aren't that many two seat cars that arent sports cars

>>81733497
It's the parent's fault. Shirking responsibilities, just like all this uproar with porn online and that. If the parents did their job, then there wouldn't be these issues.

>>81733499
Agreed
Ship us all off to Tokyo x

>give trucks to pensioners

>>81733505
Pensioners should be forced to use a horse and cart, it was fine for them when they were young

recently got me loicense, anyone else drive? how much does it actually cost to drive, with road tax and insurance for a new driver, fuel etc. Only got it for work related stuff, dont actually have a fucking clue. Also I see cars for like a grand online how shit are they on a scale of 1 to 10? how much is a basic but reliable car

Think the only way I could learn to drive is by an intensive course. Maybe one for the future idk.

>>81733490
Do you mean you use a coke bottle with water, or coke too? Either way why would you do this. Buy a nozzle for your shower.

>I'm sorry Betty but we have to sell our home to a couple that need a 3 bedroom house, one bedroom to sleep in, one converted to a WFH office and a video gaming room.

>>81733517
>how much is a basic but reliable car

More than a grand, 1500 at least

>>81733516
That's what started the climate crisis, boomers leaving their horseshit all over the place. They're the one's pushing this arla nonsense that is yet again causing an uproar in our society. Their love of cravendale and lurpak is the main cause of arla being so prevalent in the country.

>>81733517
Cars are such that there exists a car for every price point, but the quality will differ in accordance. You can find an average shitbox for a grand. It won't be nice, but it will drive you from A to B. Insurance, tax, petrol, MOTs, maintenance, parking, breakdown cover etc. will fucking fuck you and will cost you on the low end 3,500 and on the high end up to around 6-7,000 a year. Enjoy living in a first world country!

Charge older people more for petrol because it was cheaper years ago

Converting my bedsit into a gooncave.

>>81733517
about 2 grand. shop around for something that's <50k miles but from around 2010

>>81733552
This. We can call it 'Delayed Inferred Tax'.

What I wonder, is, if the Saudi's made all their money from oil, why does Venezuela have more oil, yet is a poorer nation?

Why do older people pay the same as us for food why didn't they just save loads of it when it was cheaper?

>>81733567
>Venezuela
socialism

>>81733567
Mystery innit?
>Venezuela has been officially socialist since 1999, when Hugo Chavez came to power and began implementing what he called the "Bolivarian Revolution." This marked the start of a government explicitly oriented toward socialism, particularly a form called "21st-century socialism" inspired by Marxist and leftist ideologies but adapted to Latin American circumstances.

>>81733539
>>81733543
so the ones I see for 1-2k are actually feesible and aren't rife with repair issues? thats not bad then but its everything else involved which im sure will fuck me
>6-7k a year
thats actually fucking eye watering, this country is a shithole lol

>>81733575
Think of the missed tax revenue from 'food horders' that could now be being spent on refugees in hotels. It's just not right, we need retroactive taxation immediately.

New Jammer dropped lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4HgpWKFZc

>>81733529
My auntys son did 1 of those intensive 5 day courses nd failed the test at the end lool gutter.Me ave failed the regular test 3 times.

>>81733583
It's literally 20% of my PRE-TAX salary. We are so fucked it's unreal.

>>81733583
Yeah but listen, if it's less than 2k, reliable and it's cheap to insure, it will be an embarassingly shit car. Like an old nissan micra or something like that

>>81733567
>why does Venezuela have more oil, yet is a poorer nation?
Because they don't want America to liberate them and give them American freedums

>>81733583
depends, some are, some aren't. check the mot history
https://www.gov.uk/check-mot-history

>>81733588
Real talk x

>>81733576
>>81733578
Das rite.
The really interesting thing is, capitalism isn't any better, it only benefits capitalists. No system of control is good.
>>81733599
Saudi doesn't have murrican freedums.

>>81733588
Thank god jammer's weighing in on this matter, soon as Nethanyahu and the Hamas leaders see this it'll set them right.

>>81733592
crossy, u still gettng a license this year?

>>81733599
Venezuela is way closer to America in terms of freedoms/rights etc lol

>>81733609
no lad all the saudis benefit because the country became richer as a whole

>my auntys son
Your...cousin?

>>81733616
That was the plan but the year is provingm ore difficult than expected.I fink operation 2025 in general will be strategically moved to 2026.
>>81733623
In other words,Yes

>>81733592
I have read before that they have a higher success rate than learning over time, dunno if that's true though. I think if you're not well put together the entire experience of driving is hard desu. Any time I've cycled on roads I haven't got a clue what to do at roundabouts and junctions and that. Cars will be even worse. I don't need to drive but maybe would open up opportunities somewhat. If I've gotta work, maybe driving jobs are more solitary.

If your auntie had a dick she would be your uncle x

>>81733588
Is the Israel-Palestine Conflict the reason he can't work. Was Israel and Palestine the workplace sociopaths that bullied him?

not much point having a car, too expensive, just take the bus or the tram everywhere

>>81733430
>>81733443
Even if all immigration is stopped tomorrow, that doesn't reduce the population immediately. And if you want to send people away when their visas expire, that could take a while too. And we'd have to think about the economic costs of sending people away (how much it would shrink the economy). And the costs to public services, e.g. the NHS, which has a lot of workers from other countries.

Maybe we should just let builders build more houses. Seems like a pretty simple solution.

>>81733633
>I haven't got a clue what to do at roundabouts and junctions
what is there to know? give way and go when you have opportunity, it's really not difficult

>>81733622
Financially, yes, but that is only a benefit in the capitalist system (agin, no system of control is better than the other. All are shit in some way).

>>81733633
I would think they probably do like.If you do pass it,,It would save so much time and probly money to jst get it out the way.We drove about for like months it felt like before we even tried the test.I think if u can get the license its better to get it.ITs jst an asset to have.

>>81733647
>how much it would shrink the economy
GDP per capita has flatlined in the face of mass immigration. Per capita we would be far better off. Plenty of studies have been done to show the long term fiscal impact of various sub-populations of immigrants. Not all are the same. A few are economically beneficial while the majority are net drains over their time in the country, especially if they have kids who then reside permanently.

I did driving lessons in 2014.I think it was 20 a hour. So we went out for 2 hrs sometimes like 40 quid.It now "starts at 75 for two hours" lel.With AA.The guy was pretty kewl though apart from he had insane BO.

>>81733648
Dunno. Just confusing. Too anxious of being hit by a car so I'm hesitant. Overthinking.

Not being mean but you do notice that when youre sitting there for 2 hours in metal box together

>>81733650
right but they are in a capitalist system so they did benefit, what's your point?

>>81733648
NTA but I have no clue how to know which lane to take for which exit, also what if you miss your exit and you just keep going round and round, how do you indicate to leave if there's a car already coming out and you can't go down the lane they're blocking? How do cars avoid hitting you if you're on the inside lane and you exit when there's a car still going around the outside lane? Deathtrap.

>>81733670
too late lad, was an absolutely fucking cruel thing to say, the lads trying to teach you how to be a good driver and you just think he stinks, fucking shame on you

>>81733641
This little fallacy makes no sense. We should stop caring about all issues in the world? Every person on earth should stop caring about anything except their work and their career? It's silly and yet it looks credible to idiots.

One chance in life. Only one career I've ever wanted. Couldn't break into it and now I'm 30 and it's too late. Well, fuck me then I suppose eh? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>81733675
Well hes making 75 quid ebery 2 hours now so hes probly not fussed

>>81733690
go work at the carwash
clean like a carwash x

>>81733690
The neet life chose us

>>81733672
>what's your point?
The point oreganolly, was that it's shit how it works for one and not the other. Socialism and communism are shit, and capitalism is also shit.
That's muh point.

>>81733667
that's why you give way, it's to the right on an island and to the main road at a junction. just go on the pavement, nobody ever really walks anywhere, cyclists on the road are just a nuisance
>>81733673
look at the signs, just don't miss your exit but it's fine to carry on round if you do
> if there's a car already coming out and you can't go down the lane they're blocking
what? you shouldn't be going down the wrong side of the road
>if you're on the inside lane and you exit when there's a car still going around the outside lane
if it's a multiple lane island each lane is for different exits, you won't need to cut across to exit unless you were in the wrong lane, if that does happen you indicate and slow down enough so that the car can pass if it's safe to do so, otherwise you'll have to carry on round and switch lane before you reach that point again

i think there is more bad people in the world than good people

learnt to drive in a fuckin i10 hyundai, any other car I get will be an improvement im sure. Such a piece of shit clutch as well, got the hang of it eventually but I remember learning back right before covid happened in a diesel car and lord that was smooth as fuck.

>>81733705
right but it does work for one, the saudis have all got richer while the Venezuelans are all poor, the point being that socialism does not work at all while capitalism does work even if its not perfect

>>81733720
>there are*
ftfy
being good requires conscious effort, being bad is the default

>>81733727
It only works because people are told money is the most important thing in the world, by the people who make vast profits off them. It's truly horrific, making everyone strive for something that is truly worthless. It is only valuable, because people have been told it is something valuable.
No capitalism, no poverty, no starvation.

Lets say I'm A and I want the third exit. I go in the inner lane and circle around, but now I need to cut across the outer lane to move into the third exit. So what happens when someone at B wants the same exit, since they would have to go around the outer lane to get there. How does A avoid cutting across B and getting rear-ended?

>>81733175
Two weeks when i had covid and was in quarantine, proper rotmaxxing, incredibly womfy times

>>81733736
i dont think isolating myself from social situations makes me a bad person or anything in that field
my mother thinks some difference to this

>>81733758
B has to wait for you, you are traffic coming from the right

>>81733758
Don't yuo have to give way to the right? If B sees that you are on the roundabout approaching their exit, then they shouldn't be pulling out.

>>81733758
be will be on the left hand side and you'll be on the right inner ring, you check your mirror and signal left after the second exit so you can see if anyone is going to cut into you, lets say if B is going whilst you are youd see this because in theory B gives way to you so youd be ahead, youd just veer off onto the right hand side of the road youre going into innit, being on the right is okay as long as you go back into the left

>>81733758
Nothign really, you just kind of have to hope that they're not going to chance it and smack into you. Either than or you speed up massively right at the end to get out ahead of B.

>>81733758
omg you use the turn signal obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBsIGF-KZZw

>>81733758
for one that's not a two lane island, it may be wide enough but nobody in their right mind would actually treat it as one, most importantly B has to give way to A, there are no circumstances where A and B could cross paths in this scenario

>>81733758
I passed my test and drive most days but honestly I couldn't tell you the right answer to this. I think I'm just running out the clock on my luck until I get into an accident of some kind.

>>81733720
eva, when are you getting your license?

nonce license

>>81733765
you're going to have to elaborate, what's your mother said now?

>>81733758
You're in England in 2025, a 60 year old Nigerian woman with diabetes who got a driving license 40 years ago on a go kart rams fuck out of you, Mr. Patel calls an ambulance that takes 5 hours to arrive

>>81733794
roundabouts aren't rocket science tho, is anyone coming? wait, is there a gap? go, in theory others follow this rule

>>81733804
no they just dislike how antisocial and avoiding i am of socialising
>>81733795
i have my license but i dont like driving

>>81733758
you stop your car at the lines, get out and get the traffic cones from your boot, then walk across the roundabout and put a cone at each exit to let the other cars know you will be using the roundabout (you have to wait your turn if others have put their cones at the exits).

anal license

>>81733823
Failed my exam five times already, the instructor thinks I'm doing it on purpose and says next time I need to get my fucking head in the game. Fair play, her arse must be very sore by now.

>>81733820
i mean it's not good you need to at least try and be more sociable, the hidden context here is that they want you to move out, you're in your 20s you shouldn't be living at home, you should be living your life. but what's any of this got to do with there being more good or bad people in the world?

>>81733838
they think i refuse to socialise out of spite or dislike therefore they think im a bad person sometimes

>>81733847
you should have said this to begin with, you're autistic so you don't realise but this is a common autistic behavior, people don't know everything that you know unless you communicate. anyway, have they specifically said they think you're a bad person, or is that just your own conclusion, and are they wrong, you are refusing to socialise because you dislike it, i wouldn't say its out of spite though unless you actually hate your mother that much. they're only saying this because they care about you, they want you to succeed, please try to socialise

eva is autistic but has a job and driving license.

>>81733847
>>81733865
in the real world*
roblox and 4chan don't count

>>81733867
neither are exactly huge accomplishments

>>81733867
Even Ebin has a driving licence

>>81733823
The name's bummed, james bummed.

Thread vibe had recovered, now gone back to weird

HHL is autistic but attends social gatherings

>>81733907
yes but he is also standing on his own talking to nobody
may as well not go

dont see the point in going to a pub on my own but going to gigs is fun, got the music innit

>>81733907
he look rough af there him

>>81733912
no lass he's been sent up the bar by his mum but he's just standing there waiting for a gap instead of pushing through like anyone else would do

If I'm gunna drink on my own itl be in the house with the tunes on YouTube. Or in the garden in the hammock

>>81733932
going to the bar with his mother really is something

>>81733922
Hel scrub up better than a lot of the folks in britfeel id guess. Ie Ruthmong

>>81733907
>sudo boot patternrecog firmware
>run foidphenotypescan.exe
>set limit upper=fat
>return all lower bounds
>return = nil

>>81733937
that's a pub lass, local pubs are often like this on a night, it's not uncommon for people to go to a pub with their parents, obviously depends on the parents, yours are upper middle class who wouldn't be caught dead in a place like that but i know they'd love to spend time with you especially in a social situation

>>81733937
Really not that weird imo

>>81733907
>bro just go to a bar, you'll meet plenty of women!
>they all look like that
fuck me

>>81733954
kek was thinking this too, not a single non-obese woman in frame, absolutely fucking grim

>>81733968
if you want slim staceys you'll have to go to a club, if you want goth girls you'll have to go to one of those clubs that play metal/rock instead of dance music, nobody is going to a local pub to meet girls anyway it's just not done, these are places you go with your partner or just to have a good time

britfeel doesn't count as socialising it just emulates socialising

The lowercase mongs have destroyed the vibes, just make a new one

>>81733690
What was the one career you wanted, out of interest?

>>81733130
I really enjoyed Dave the diver. Good fun game

>>81733998
it's good enough for neet mongs

>>81733998
Socialising doesn't count as human interaction, it only emulates human interaction.
The only genuine human interaction is war (interactions count both ways with your allies and enemies).

well we're on our computers we're not going to start pressing shift just because youre upset about it

>>81734013
i'm going to guess its museummong

>>81734013
Helicopter pilot. Tried, didn't succeed. Now too old, locked into life on another path and no money/time to try again. Welp...

>>81733907
Is that a MILF convention?

>>81733808
>solves the housing crisis via automobiles.
Well done, lad.

mong de musee

>>81734031
whos that in the middle bottom

>>81733877
Compared to many , it is.

>>81734013
WFH outdoor guide.

Eva's onlyfans?

>>81734041
Didn't even see his face at first

>>81734031
Mamdani is 100% a closeted homosexual

>>81733907
I'd wager he's had more social interactions than you.

>>81734051
dont bother lad, her feet are manky, waste of 80 quid

>>81733922
It's a hard life but someone has to do it innit

>>81734058
Probably yeah, just lends credence to the point that he's not a spacker and doesn't need bennies or social housing, he's just grifting the system.

>a learner driver stalled in traffic today

tee hee

>>81734074
did you honk at him

>>81734041
Ngubu, Otumbu, or Yanklass7. Rando pic.

>>81734081
>Otumbu
Just use Debian

>>81734071
And fuck all you can do about it lad. Do keep obsessing over him though, he doesn't even know who you are and never pays you a thought.

Sinners is a great film

black people had it rough!

>>81734074
I'm always very nice, respectful and give plenty of room to learners. I remember learning myself and it was fucking horrid. Will never honk or speed past or shout at a learner because all of that happened to me and made me actually cry when I got home and lay in bed.

>>81734080
>did you honk at him
Ummm, pronouns?

>>81734026
Lad listen to me. Most civilian helicopter pilots start their careers in their late 20s to mid-30s. You are absolutely not too old. Money is a factor of course, but can't you start again part-time?Even a couple of hours a weekend?

And most importantly, your past attempt was not failure. You gained experience. Every pilot has setbacks at the beginning.

You're not a real super special wautisic boi like me i can't even tie my laces waaaa I'm such a mong I'm so super special and different

>>81734080
of course I did huehuehuehuehue >:)

Proper gayboy hours

The thing with Kurt Russel

>>81734089
Of course he doesn't think about anon. The only thing he thinks about is cheap dopamine and how to get it.

>>81733118 (OP)
Thinkgen bout dose beans aren't i

I am aren't i X

>>81733502
The NHS is so tedious to interact with, it's more of a deterrant than simply ten pounds.

>>81734118
absolute fvking kvno

You're not a real super special boi like me i can't even get a gf or have friends waaaa I'm so super special and different

>>81734129
Shut up I havent left my room since 2005 and I drink all my food mashes up through a stwaw because I'm so spastic and different you are a poser the doctor said I'm the specialist boy he's ever met

Bad Boys 2

Point break

Heat

>>81734088
I stand corrected, will keep that in mind.

>>81734108
No really it's over for me. I applied to a bunch of schemes out of uni that bring you in and train you and cover the costs with the goal of you eventually working for them to pay the costs back but never passed any of the interviews. After that I had to get a job to to pay my bills and have been stuck barely above minimum wage ever since. I don't have savings to put aside. It costs around about 50,000 to get your PPL and then modular CPL and I simply cannot afford it. Not to mention that even if I got a PPL and CPL I'd be like 33 or so before even beginning to apply for actual jobs because it would need to be extremely part time, and nobody is going to hire a 33 year old fresh pilot.

I tried. I failed. Sometimes you just lose and you can't get back the years and money you lost.

Mad to think this little budge of meat has you frothing at the mouth and controls you

Waaa I'm so disabled where I can express my thoughts perfectly fine on 4chan every day interacting with different people but it just isn't possible in a work environment for some reason

>>81734166
HHL and B mong and Cross mong need dusting into space lmao

>>81734160
>never passed any of the interviews
you didn't actually even try then. you were deemed not good enough and instead of moving on from this pipe dream you decided to sulk for nearly a decade

>>81734162
Honestly for me it's this bit

Please acknowledge me as the biggest loser no gf no friends khhv 59 year old virgin I am the most special on the whole thread

>>81733726
I hate the way the pedals feel in those, it's like driving a bumper car

I'm a 70 year old virgin actually and I have a lazy eye

>>81734160
>nobody is going to hire a 33 year old fresh pilot.

Lad, airlines and helicopter companies actually prefer older new pilots because they're stable and responsible. Trust me my family have been in the aviation industry my whole life. Being 33 actually makes you a better hire, not worse. You're creating barriers that simply aren't there.

Obviously 50,000 is a lot but you don't need it all at once. You just need to find money for one lesson at a time. I know they aren't cheap but you could do it.

Imagine 10 years from now and you're 40. Which regret would feel worse? Trying again even though it's hard, or not giving yourself another chance at all?

Nooooo I'm 33 years old I have one foot in the grave it's over

>>81734013
nonce hunter

>>81734226
It's ok lad you're not too old to be a nonce hunter, they only pretend to be 14 on the internet.

>>81734184
Of course I tried. The problem is that there are only very few places on each and only very few course overall across the country. I applied to them all for three years in a row and then I aged out of most of the application windows (they're designed for graduates). With those options gone it's purely a self-financing issue and I don't have the money.

Yeah I've been sulking, I definitely admit that much. Very bitter about it desu ngl.

>>81734202
I don't think I was clear enough. I have no savings. I live paycheck to paycheck because I'm a mong with no skills and no real work history beyond mostly minimum wage gig work. I would love to move to somewhere cheaper to save more, but I don't have the initial money to do so, or a job lined up, or parents to rely on for support etc. I'm just fucked.

>>81734219
Not saying I have one foot in the grave, I don't. Just saying my dream of being a helicopter pilot is gone. I tried. I failed.

>>81734160
Take it for what it's worth. Ages ago on GlockTalk, there was a poster who was a helicopter pilot for Gulf Oil in Texas. He'd fly back and forth to the offshore rigs and whatnot. He was a Vietnam vet who was an air cavalry pilot, well thought of. One day he's flying a janitor out to a rig, turns out the janny was paid more than he was. Janny was stunned at his compensation. Sometimes wanting is better than having.

>>81733647
>that doesn't reduce the population immediately
Over 1,000 people emigrate per day

>>81733195
> took a three week holiday which backed onto the Christmas/NY holidays and didn't speak to a single person once. It was fucking amazing.
based

Todays craving is minstrels byt I already burned choccy allowance on white choccy twirl for brekkie (v nice)

>>81734160
>sky in the captcha, not sure what it means. All the best, Lad.

>>81734235
helicopter pilot is incredibly niche and very competitive, i mean, how many helicopter pilot jobs are there in the entire country, where can you even work, air ambulance and mountain rescue, the police. it's not like these courses are the only way to do it either, if you really wanted it you would have joined the air force

>>81734235
You're not a "mong", you're just feeling stuck. And I'm not surprised because your situation sounds genuinely shit. Forget the helicopters for now, what could you do to get a bit of breathing room financially? Just an extra 100 quid a month would change your life right now, is there a way to do that?

Why is he so obsessed with 'building hosues'

>>81734266
>how many helicopter pilot jobs are there in the entire country

About 1200 full time in the UK

>>81734267
I appreciate that you're not just bludgeoning me like some other lads do when I've voiced my situation before. So beyond anything else I'll say thanks and I hope you have a good evening, lad.

As for what I could do to get more money well there's the potential for some extra work, but it's literally only like 1/2 hours a week more at time and a half. I've done periods where I've opted to try before and sure it makes a few quid more a week but it never seems to go anywhere. My life savings are, right now, 538 GP. Every time I save money there's always something that hits me back. Rent goes up. Nearby food shop that was cheapest closed. Something needs fixing etc. I look around for jobs all the time but I'm not qualified for anything. I have a fake degree and no experience in any field beyond things like shelf stacking, kitchen cleaning, did some delivery app work when very desperate for money too a few years back.

I really have tried but I feel as though I'm just not a very competent, intelligent, high-agency person. Not everyone is or can be, but it just hurts when you know you're not and yet your dream was always to have the life of someone who is like that instead. It's locked out to you. Feels quite bleak.

>>81733464
>Fucked my wife last night and pumped a massive load of cum into her pussy unprotected, doggy, in front of a mirror. Sometimes life is good, Iads.

>>81734320
>I'm just not a very competent, intelligent, high-agency person
you shouldn't be anywhere near a helicopter desu

>>81734266
Sorry just realised that was to me. Yeah this lad is right>>81734309 not many overall. Most pilots don't become pilots by joining the air force lad. I did put in all the effort I could for my interviews and prep and stuff, but I just wasn't good enough. Since the options are either ability or self-financing that leaves me with the self-finance route and I don't have nearly enough money for that.

>>81733690
clockmax, screenmax, rotmax

Simple as

>>81734333
Well yeah, I mean on the one hand assuming that all the screening is based on merit then I guess that does mean that I shouldn't. It's hardly comforting to understand that though when your dream is to be a helicopter pilot. It's literally all I've ever wanted and now it's out of reach. C'est la vie; it just so happens that la vie is shit and unfair, QED.

My biggest fear of dying is reincarnation nd there isnt any "other side" whether its heaven or nothing We jst come back here to this place on a loop forever.x

In other words. There's no peace, ever

>>81734320
Lad you're being incredibly hard on yourself. You're in a shit position, and anyone in your shoes would feel exactly the same. You're not actually failing at life right now, even though it feels like it. You're still keeping on even though it's tough, and that is something you can actually be proud of. Later in your life when you look back on these tough times you will be proud of yourself lad, I promise you that.

Also, it's really important to understand that your circumstances don't actually reflect your capabilty or worth as a person. It's just a shit situation that's wearing you down, you're not a shit person.

My advice is to just take a small step. Grab those extra hours and put the money in a separate account. Even if you're literally only saving 10 quid more a week, you could move your 538 to 600 or 650, and that'll feel like a small win that proves to your that your efforts matter. I honestly think that'll do you a lot of good and help you see things a bit different. You seem like a good guy and life has just worn you down a bit. It happens, so don't beat yourself up please mate.

Bros do the autism support groups actually help?
I haven't got a diagnosis but 95% sure I have it. I feel lost in the world, family are not helpful and actively make things worse. My friends don't contact me enough and don't really understand the problem. I feel alone with no one to talk to (apart from here).

I need guided support on nearly everything, I can't pass the autism filter for jobs, I need to be self employed instead but I haven't got the confidence to do it.

Keir Starmer let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook, pass it on
https://xcancel.com/AdrianAllen/status/1875323144187379777#m

>>81733808
More likely it would be a 80 year old white driver who rams into you, because old people in this country are selfish as fuck, and they think their right to take a car on the road is more important than the right of young people to live.

As for the ambulance, yeah it could take a while. The NHS is pretty overstretched.

I hear Keir Starmer is a hard bastard

>>81734389
you're not helping him lad. this kind of fake support is what got him messed up in the first place, "you can do anything!!" kind of nonsense, instead of being grounded in reality and accepting that he's just not capable of being a helicopter pilot he's clung onto this fantasy

>>81734389
Lad don't do this to me. Don't give me hope again, I don't want to go all in, pull some insane last ditch effort and not make it yet again. Come on, I'm just not cut out for it. I appreciate it, but I'm just not.

>>81734392
Someone here went to those and said no one even bothers talking and when he tried to put the effort in they just didn't care

>>81734419
Take some lessons. If you haven't done this before, you might genuinely hate it and this dream of yours will be dead and you'll be happy and can move on to another career

>>81734392
Like this lad mentions>>81734423 they won't actually care or engage with you, they're just there because local councils have statutory obligations to run them. In reality it's just companies grifting off those statutory requirements. They take up a town hall once a month, put out folding chairs and cold tea and wait around for two hours, then bill the council a few grand. If anyone turns up they just sort of ignore them and make them feel unwelcome until they leave.

>>81734414
He doesn't need blind optimism, but he also doesn't need to be crushed into believing he's fundamentally incapable. What he actually needs is a realistic path forwards. There's a big difference between encouraging someone and pumping them full of unrealistic dreams.
>>81734419
Lad I'm not asking you to go all-in or make some big mental push. I get why your'e hesitant. But honestly this isn't about the helicopters. Even if you never fly a helicopter, you deserve to stop believing you're somehow incapable or "not cut out" for something better. Whether you give up hope of your dream career or not, stop punishing yourself. You're allowed to believe you're worthy of something good. I'm not telling you to make any grand plans, just telling you to be open to the idea you're not stuck forever.

>>81734359
Personally I don't believe in reincarnation or heaven. There's no evidence of those things. I think they're just wishful thinking.

A person's personality is just the electrical and chemical activity in their brain. When you die, your brain cells die. Oxygenated blood is no longer being pumped into your brain. The electrical and chemical activity of your brain ceases, and your brain slowly rots. Your personality will no longer exist because your brain will decompose. That's what I believe anyway.

>>81734456
he is fundamentally incapable of being a helicopter pilot, he may be capable of doing other things but he will never try until his spirit is completely crushed, only then can he stop sulking and move on

>>81734466
This. All supernatural, religious, afterlife wank is just that - made up bollocks to cope with the fact that one day your consciousness will simply cease to be. I don't blame them, since it's honestly terrifying to contemplate, but come the fuck on religions are obvious nonsense made up to comfort people and post-hoc rationalised.

>>81734466
time is a flat circle but unironically, you are reborn as yourself, you repeat everything, this is why we have deja vu

cockmaxxing

>>81734479
You're talking utter shite. Crushing someone's spirits is never going to help. No one got stronger or wiser by being told they're fundamentally incapable. It's not helpful or accurate, you're just projecting your own bitterness. And frankly the lad is dealing with enough already without your weird need to pile on.

>>81734466
What yr describing is wishful thinking to me. Like we just grt out of life that easy n no more pain no more suffering "forever". And there's no moral duties u can just treat ppl like shit nd it won't matter. ...thats wishful thinking to me I would sleep better if you proved that's really what happens. It isn't tho.

>>81734490
>all supernatural
I dunno about that. The universe itself is weird and we don't even understand a fraction of it. Religion is likely cope mind you

>>81734466
>There's no evidence of those things

>>81734501
Yuo get what am saying but I don't think it makes sense to just state that's the case. Nobody actually knows. It makes logical sense in a way which pleases human ape brain that's all

>>81734456
NTA but let me ask you, do you think it's possible for anyone to get any job if they took your advice and planned out some kind of 'realistic path forward' or whatever? Or do you think that some people are just incapable of obtaining/preforming certain jobs due to limitations in their ability/intelligence/physical attributes and so on?

I would say I believe the latter. I wish the lad well, but maybe he's right that he isn't cut out. Perhaps his brain just isn't sharp enough, he isn't able to operate complex machinery or whatever else criteria disqualifies you from becoming a helicopter pilot. It's sad, but it's the reality of the world around us. No, not everyone can become Einstein is they study hard enough, not everyone can become Ronaldo if they practice enough and for this lad, not everyone can be a helicopter pilot even if they really, really want to.

>>81734423
>>81734450
Is this a general council thing or something specifically run?

When I went university, you had people checking in on you, your personal tutor, dorm guy, etc... it was easier there to find people to talk to but now I'm out, there's no one to talk to.

>>81734547
Helicopters are designed to be as easy to use as possible. Anyone with a functioning brain and money can do it. Getting a job is another thing entirely mind you

Glad I'm not the only person seeing this pattern. It's hard to define the aesthetic, but yeah Overwatch character #67483629 is a good one. It's like ultra-generic vaguely Chinese-coded semi-maximalist but with muted colour palette style design. Fucking hate it. Cancerous.

>>81734547
>Einstein is they study hard

>>81734529
>And there's no moral duties u can just treat ppl like shit nd it won't matter
That is how people act though. Of course there are punishments for acting immorally (prison, fines, rejection by friends and family). But some people do get away with terrible things. Like Hitler and his regime murdering millions of people in death camps. I don't think they feared punishment in an afterlife - if they had then they probably wouldn't have committed mass murder. Unfortunately I think some people do get away with heinous crimes without facing much punishment. That's why we should invest in the criminal justice system in order to prevent and punish crime wherever possible.

>>81734563
Every machine is designed to be as easy to use as possible, the problem is the limits of design on complex machinery mean that not everyone CAN use all machine. People don't make machines needlessly complicated, but that doesn't mean anyone can run a nuclear reactor or pilot a helicopter competently.

Audit tesco wagies

>>81734547
The mistake here is assuming he's failed because of some fundamental incapability, rather than external circumstances or setbacks. From what he's said, he hasn't even been given a fair chance to find out if he's capable yet. And it's perfectly fair to help him find a realistic path forward so he can actually find out what is possible.

Writing someone off completely before theyv'e had a genuine shot is just defeatist rather than realistic. Obviously not everyone can be Ronaldo or Einstein and perhaps not everyone can be a helicopter pilot either, but people need room to figure out their capabilities, rather than people deciding for them they are incapable.

>>81734588
>Like Hitler and his regime murdering millions of people in death camps.

>>81734602
I thought that too, tiresome indeed

>>81734599
He said he applied to numerous programs over several years and failed every single interview. At what point do we stop splitting hairs and say he's not cut out for it? He competed against everyone else for those positions on a level playing field. Are you implying somehow that those people all got in undeservedly?

CHOO-CHOO-CHOOON FOR THE LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XAv1ecZAGk

Life is easy. Just ask chatgpt

This is advice for a 40 year old shut-in with social anxiety by the way.

>>81734612
Lad c'mon, he didn't "fail the inteviews". There's a limited number of funded places and they proceeded with other candidates. That doesn't mean he's fundamentally incapable of flying a helicopter, that's just silly. No one turned him down in those interviews because they thought that.

>>81734588
Disagree imo God is real

>>81734624
I wipe my arse with my Compooter Science degree

>>81734639
To each their own. I'm not completely certain there's no God, but unless I see evidence of God, I don't see a reason to believe in God.

Drop a nuke right here, lots of problems go away. Just saying. Interesting thought experiment.

>>81734646
I'm thinking about it and to me it would just cause problems.

I'm the biggest loser here by far

>>81734646
i would love to see the fallout from this. Could very possibly break the "nothing happens" streak

>>81734639
I can't prove there isn't a god, but come on certainly the generic omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent type of god figure that most religious people believe in is virtually guaranteed to not exist. The contradictions are just too heavy and numerous.

>>81734645
Ithink it jst makes sense bc if there wasn't 1 then there woukdnt be anything

>>81734645
>but unless I see evidence of God

>>81734661
I've won this little pity/victim game every single time for the past 10+ years I've posted here, and nothing has changed besides my body getting worse. I'm undefeated.

>>81734669
That's Jesus youre desceibing aka God

>>81734639
>Disagree imo God is real
Absolutely based post x

>>81734646
what's in the box desu

>>81734669
>The contradictions are just too heavy and numerous.
Go on?

Shippy made a new thread
>>81734186

Grown man. Every meal he eats has the same instructions printed on it. Preheat oven to 180C, remove sleeve, pierce film, place in centre of baking tray. Still checks them each time.

>>81734672
I don't think we understand the origins of the universe yet. I think it's still a mystery at the moment. Maybe if science does more work, then one day we might find out how/why the universe was created.

>>81734707
Kek, I saw that in the catalog and thought that looked like me for a second, had to do a double take

>>81734715
I don't think so. The question of "Why is there something instead of nothing?" will never be answered by science. It's unanswerable.

>>81734708
>Preheat oven to 180C, remove sleeve, pierce film, place in centre of baking tray. Still checks them each time.
very specific, almost like you're very familiar with this procedure yourself

>>81734704
Suffering, divine hiddenness, conflicting revelation, Euthyphro problem and prayer lacking efficacy are the big ones imo.

>>81734715
>Maybe if science does more work

FROM TYPHOO TO TETLEY TEA
THE WUPPAS WILL BE FREE.
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
SIPPING WUPPAS NOT A CRIME
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
GARIBALDI BISCUIT TIME.

>>81734735
>prayer lacking efficacy
Speak for yourself, literally all my prayers have been answered

>>81734742
>FROM TYPHOO TO TETLEY TEA
>THE WUPPAS WILL BE FREE.
>FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
>SIPPING WUPPAS NOT A CRIME
>FREE FREE WUPPASTINE

taking eva6 on a date

>>81734759
shes online into men who use tripcodes

>>81734702
Wouldn't you like to know. You asked what's in the box, we came.

I'm thinking a chinkies for din dins today. Haven't had one for a while me.

>>81734769
she's a clever girl she can figure out what other posts ive made if she tries

>>81734781
Gwarn lid lovely little chinky is top nosh and that is lush luxury nosh isn't it? Make them work for you, it Welper's World after all; most are just living it.

>>81734781
Had enough of you eating fast food twice a day, I'll come down that care home and force you to eat proper food

>>81734715
If youre gna wait 500 yrs for an answer there wont be one cus everybodys got too depressed nd killed themself,,Ppl would be so much better off following the bible now.Cus it could just take science 1000 years to prove the bible has always been true.Nd then youd look pretty silly.I think thats way more likely than the ongoing cinematic 3D film we exist in jst popped out of nowhere which didnt exist as a concept of a vacuum either until the universe that didnt exist before existence nd so on its just silly imo. How would that happen.

>>81734781
I could smell it outside.Like salt n chips n fried chicken kinda smell all mixed together.It nice.

Guys from work are going out drinking and I wasn't invited. Found out when one of the other staff mentioned it in front of me, then they akwardy started laughing. Not sure why it's bothered me, I wouldn't even be that bothered about going but not even an invite. I thought I got on well with most of them desu, suppose it's only work at the end of the day.

>>81734730
Why do you think that? Humans used to think "why do things fall downwards instead of upwards" - and we answered that question. The answer is gravity. So why can't science also eventually answer the question "why is there something instead of nothing"?

>>81734804
My stance is that we just don't yet know what the origins of the universe were. Maybe the universe was created by a god. But maybe it wasn't. I don't think we know yet.

*turns the telly on* Did u turn the telly on? No it wasnt me mate its just always been on...............it turned itself on.........Its been on for billions of years.........Oh right......Makes perfect sense.......................NOT!

>>81734771
i liked repo man. have you watched repo chick?

>>81734830
it's a shabbat telly, its always on then you can still watch telly on shabbat without breaking the rules

>>81734825
Science could answer the question "why do things fall downwards instead of upwards?" because it's a question about the behaviour of the physical universe. It's about mechanisms, patterns and laws that can actually be observed within the universe.

"Why is there something instead of nothing?" is fundamentally different. You can't observe or test things that can't be tested or observed.

>>81734798
He get that allowance once kitchen shuts at about 1400, it weekend, it Sunday; he get that thirty quid token for webab wrap or a cheeky winky. x

>>81734830
People say 'T-there's nothing after you die, it's just like before you were born!'

Yet they accept it can go from nothing to something, yet apparently after you die it goes back to nothing, but can't return to something

My codeine hangover to get over the alcohol hangover but i took too many by accident is finally wearing off, felt wired all day

conciousness is the main thing, that's the ultimate qualia that science will never have an explanation for

Just kind of funny to me to see something as trivial as a contradiction in the bible and then see christians go mental for hundreds if not thousands of years desperately trying to reconcile the obviously contradictory bits of text.

>Mark 6:8 'Take nothing for the journey except a staff - no bread, no bag, no money in your belts.'
>Luke 9:3 'Take nothing for the journey - no staff, no bag, no bread, no money, no extra shirt.'

Should they take a staff or not? Seething christian autists have written thousands of pages trying to say that NO ACKSHULLY THERE'S NO CONTRADICTION REEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Just funny really.

>>81734859
How much codeine do you have left?

>>81734867
>Should they take a staff or not?
couldn't care less, my belief in god isn't based in bible theology

>>81734867
id probably take the staff desu, rather have it and not need it then need it and not have it

>>81734857
Eggsactly
>>81734875
Bout enuff for another week id think
>>81734867
Really doesnt matter, like at all

Me and Crossy meeting up in heaven before coming back to the next life x

Funny how it's even possible for the divine word of God to include any mistakes at all, and funnier still that the moment you point one out believers immediately go into damage control mode
>DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER NUH UH NOT IMPORTANT WHO CARES?!

>>81734893
You appear to be having a 'melty' as they say.

Me and Crossy believe in God, he keep an eye on and protect us in life x

crossy can i see your hair

Shippy is proof that god doesn't exist

>>81734910
very disturbing you want to interact with a knowm incest obsessed degenerate.
thought better of you to be fair.

Post-400 anxiety incredibly severe right now. Please make a new one ASAP please.

>>81734910
he posted it a few threads back you missed it

>>81734833
Didn't know it existed until you mentioned it, looks good in a bad way. Must consult DVD Lad.

>>81734921
i remember a bunch of people were posting their hair when i did
didnt know any of them were crossy

>>81734912
>Shippy is proof that god doesn't exist
How so? Is this going to be some drivel about hairlines?

i love to play the victiiiiim
i love to pass the blameeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDajKZ3ytdY

>>81734933
It was going to be a cruel and smarmy jab at your appearance but I've thought better of it now.

>>81734933
More the fact he's a self admitted 'proud nonce' than anything, wee lad.

>>81734936
stop postign this shit whenever evas around shes not impressed you need to start posting some more obscure songs

>>81734951
>>81734951

New thread

>>81734951
>>81734951

For post-400 anxiety lad

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>>81734923
yeah its one of those films that are so bad they're good. it's filmed in a really unique way

>>81734854
>"Why is there something instead of nothing?" is fundamentally different.
I don't think so. Potentially if we examine the universe enough then we might find evidence to answer the question of why the universe exists. I think religious people like to just say "No! Science can't answer that, because I say so! Therefore God must exist!"