Thread 81734951

Receding outer/r9k/ hairlines edition

Thank you, my post-400 anxiety is doing much better now.

norwood v not good

auto-tune angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYB5fFCiA4

>>81734951 (OP)
Haha that hairline is proof God doesn't exist!!

>>81734976
Easy to see why he'd be seething against god with that mop on his head

Shippy has never recovered from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlghGgWuAs

give me some good modern metal bands, no unintelligible screaming

i am so high that i'm holy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yOcS1qdkQ

>>81734989
Kek, Bob Vylan is the one seething, that song is literally seethe from start to finish

>>81734989
What is this genre exactly? Prog rock?

walking down the aisle with eva6

>>81734989
two minutes and thirty eight seconds of pure projection and seething
a melty in song form one might say

>>81735005
coming to the bladee tour with me mate? x

>>81735005
i love bladee
>>81735025
for some reason my mind went to working down a shopping aisle instead of a wedding

Reckon Bob Vylan got very very badly bullied? Of course he fucking did.

>>81735028
No you don't, only guys actually like bladee, you just want attention from men because you're a whore

>>81735028
big tesco date?

>>81735037
he has a whole song about being bullied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqhJyvly1g

Someone went in the wrong thread

>>81734739

Reckon Shippy got very very badly bullied? Of course he fucking did. Due to his hairline.

>>81735043
totally, totally

>>81735037
>>81735050
Yeah but at the end of the day, they just played Glastonbury, and you're sitting here on a notorious incel internet forum

>>81735050
Never has someone been more buck broken

Drivel compass pointing firmly in the direction of Golders Green

>>81735063
You're playing it so that you can take a screenshot and get attention from men because you're a whore. The fact that you can't comprehend or parse this just proves you're a dumb whore.

>>81735065
Strange how I'm here on a notorious incel internet forum, yet I'm seething less than some duo that just played Glstonbury

Drivel compass pointing firmly in the direction of Gildacre Fields

>>81735071
what are you even talking about
does everyone think im just conspiring against the people of britfeel like im some agent

Just had lamb chops without any mint sauce. Not happy.

>>81735065
And yet, the very fact that I am white and he is not will forever make him seethe and feel inferior to me, making him want to lash out with all his melties.

Common ideas found in the lyrics include social and political issues such as racism, police violence, economic inequality, access to healthy food, gentrification, mental health, fatherhood, late-stage capitalism, homophobia, toxic masculinity, Britain's political hypocrisy, and the pharmaceutical industry. The theme of the struggles of being a black man in Europe are recurring in every album, and include the mental health struggles of black men, institutional racism that contributes to poverty in black communities, the threat of police, and the struggles of being a black parent in a world that threatens your children.

>>81735082
he doesn't know girls listen to bladee now too

its a bit boring having 0 mates and your only pretend socialisation be on britfeel in which you get ignored 90% of the time because you are so boring even the other boring autists cba with you. Yep, the grim-ometer is certainly reaching critical levels today.

Just saw a hamster sleeping eating its own shit. Not happy.

scraping last.fm profiles then filtering to those with 3863 bladee scrobbles
i will find you

>>81735100
i went to the zoo with my father whilst on holiday and i saw like 5-10 spidermonkeys eating their own shit and playing with it

>>81735099
I think Im the only person without any friends that likes it that way. Been on my own now since 2012 and I wouldnt have it any other way. I constantly see posts on tism reddits saying im so lonely but for me its heaven not having to deal with other peoples bullshit.

reminder that britfeel is a bret thread

>>81735108
Seen the video of that gorilla pulling that turd out of his arsehole and eating it right away? The horrible bastard. Not nice.

>>81735051
This made me laugh more than it should have.
SSM in random places like /sp/, /ck/ etc is always good stuff.

Are Mak loves wrestling

>>81735116
The worst thing that ever happened to /britfeel/? The Montreal Screwjob.

>>81735028
>my mind went to working down a shopping aisle
that's what i meant, we're doing the weekly shop at waitrose

Think Im onto day 5 or 6 of lying in bed doing absolutely nothing. My body is starting to sting in certain places, it cant be good

>>81735075
Why do you think they're seething? For one thing they just got a lot of publicity.

>>81735089
That's obviously not true is it. He's highlighting hypocrisy and racism. That doesn't mean he's unhappy to be mixed-race.

>>81735141
love waitrose <3

Not even worth watching him down sandford lane anymore. He was literally having a nap

>>81735150
>love waitrose <3
rich girl activities x

>>81735148
>Why do you think they're seething?
The lyrics of their song, It's literally a 2 minute 38 second long seethe as the other anon said

>>81735154
Lost all his energy ever since he turned 50. Not right

>>81735150
How to tell everybody you are a middle class girl lol.

>>81735163
And what does that have to do with your hairline exactly?

>>81735154
SSM fell off
SSM era is over
got to accept it in life

Never been in a Waitrose me

>>81734951 (OP)
My hairline isnt receding. It is just a maturing hairline you incels

>>81735178
i think you are balding

>>81735173
You're seething as much as Bob Vylan, you claim im on an incel forum and they've just done glastonbury, but maybe they're also here on the incel forum

Eva pinching her nose and feeling nauseous as she walks past a Home Bargains and is beset by the stench of poor "people".

>>81735178
You are clearly balding

Eva do you watch Sam Hyde's podcasts about wolitics and world events? If so what do you think of them?

>>81735163
It's not seethe. It's pointing out racism.

>>81735182
I didn't make those posts. I just saw an opportunity to mention your hairline and I took it.

>>81735181
we need a bangs update x

>>81735188
She won't like it when she meets up with Bmong then, he shops at Aldi

>>81735096
why don't they fuck off back to their homogenous nignog shitholes, then? >dey no gibs dere, mon.

>>81735194
he is too leaning into american politics and aligning with politicians no matter how critical he is
he aligns too much with maga christians which isnt good for his views

>>81735181
>>81735190
>short hair means you are balding

It looks like a normal hairline when I dont do a summer cut

>>81734951 (OP)
>>81735178
99.99% certain these hairlines belong to shippy. Can you confirm or deny the allegations?

>>81735215
Its receding. You are a II on the chart

>>81735178
isn't a mature hairline literally just receding? depends how old you are though because sometimes it stops receding, doesn't even look bad if youre older, bit of grey in there so I assume 40s. Everyone eventually loses density even women.

>>81735202
cut it to the middle of my nose, i want it on the eyebrow line

>>81735215
Looking dapper shippy.

>>81735215
its a fucking triangle

>>81735225
Lets see a piccie x

>>81735215
thats mad desu, mines a bit like that, when I had it buzzed as a kid it looked receded but it never moved and since growing it out its thick so fuck knows, maybe we have weird hairlines

Men obsessed with other mens hairlines

>>81735234
im scared ill get banned again i got banned for posting that full hair pic 2 days ago

Shippy has made himself look stupid, as usual. (This is not about any posts in this thread but is just a comment on his hairline in general)

>>81735233
not everybody has straight lines for a hairline, mine from the womb is literally M shaped, sadly

>>81735214
Makes sense seeing as hes American but he also criticises the American establishment for sucking up is Isreal and hating boomers. I think most western nations do that though.
Do you watch Nick or Charls on their own channels?

howling at posters arguing about whether they REALLY like (band) or they're just a POSEUR

anon leave eva6 alone
eva6 leave anon alone

>>81735242
You just need to tick the spoiler box as you post.

>>81735215
Snappy doo, junior. Don't let these crab bucketeers ruin the day.

>>81735247
i like chris lynch
i dont like charls carrol
i like nick rochefort

>>81735242
How did that count as a selfie when your face was blocked out lol

>>81735215
fair play this does look better
weird black-and-white mentality people have to male pattern hair loss: think of Peter Cushing with his widow's peak in the Hammer films, basically has it slicked over his bald spot by the time of Star Wars. he just looks like some older bloke, it's completely fine.

>>81735255
Ah see why you might not like charls on his own channel he explores esoteric history and spirituality. Nick's always funny taking the piss out of peoples houses. Apparently he has built over 10 houses from scratch.

>>81735242
i must have missed that desu

>>81735268
chris lynch and ben ( benwbush ) have a podcast together called like hong kong 2 or something

i would like to date chris lynch i like how he looks

Shippy, you look terrible, your hairline is an embarrassment. That's what I would say if I was rude and cruel. Instead, I'll treat Shippy with respect and courtesy.

>>81735263
wonder if seethers just reported it enough, it 'counted'
i mean there are posts ITT what if they were by the gentleman in question, ITT?

come on post your bangs

>>81735282
slide in his dms

no clue who Chris Lynch is.
just scrolled down his Twitter page and i think he might be a RACIST.

>>81735116
Bret screwed Bret #MichaelsGang

>>81735311
everyone under mdetv/com98 has those views
id love to be with them lol

finished that take-home assignment yesterday evening, i only got it friday evening and they said i could take 3 days which would be monday or maybe tuesday but i can tell they appreciate speed
it was really fun and interesting. feeling confident. hope i get it desu

eva6 asking you "i'm 15, is that ok?"

>>81735318
>bret goes to soapland in japan and gets his body washed by japanese girls with their oiled pussy
>michaels gets beaten up by a marine after mouthing off
looks like bret is the winner

>>81735332
good job lad. nothing wrote with a bit of speed to get through those assignments.

propr depressed again

anyone else over 30 feel very, very confused right now?

>>81735344
move fast and break things

take me back to 2019

>>81735353
cor are you doing one of those computer courses, lad?

>>81735359
funnily enough im watching blade runner 1982 and its set in 2019

Wish I could get a notification whenever Ebin posted. I only come here for his posts and it's almost not worth wading through the rest of the thread to catch his posts.

>>81735339
>Michaels features in a gay magazine
>runs WWE with the lads
Meanwhile Bret gets crippled by Goldberg

>>81735364
some companies do take-home assignments instead of interviews

>>81735368
everything gone to shite since then

Any of you lads from Swansea? Heading down there next week. First time in Wales.

>>81735368
>blade runner 1982
is that the old one?

>>81735390
if its from 1982, yes.

>>81735380
is it a coding challenge?

>>81735351
>anyone else over 30
Yep.
>feel very, very confused right now?
Nope.
What is confusing you?

>>81735392
some things are just timeless. i read the book before watching the film, neither of them are 'old' or even old comparatively to some sequel (the 'old' Willy Wonka film?)

>>81735395
pop culture/entertainment stuff i'm not familiar with.
there was nothing wrong with OLD music and that, why are they even still making it?

heard that new Steins;Gate is good, worth a watch, anime fanimes?

>>81735393
i'd say project rather than challenge, challenge makes me think of leetcode which are specific types of problem but they are essentially useless as a rubric because you can memorise the answers and they are trivially solved with AI. this company chose an excellent project that is too complex to be solved by AI and the domain is very interesting

>>81735351
Yes but probably because I have 4 different mental illnesses running around that might be the cause of it. Sometimes I wake up confused and I dont know where I am.

>>81735437
i like the takehome challenges too, still havent been able to find a job though, job search is so fucking brutal
hopefully its going better for you

>>81735459
all my other jobs ive got from companies reaching out to me directly because i'm very good at what i do. i've only sent a handful of applications so far

>>81735412
Getting to the "it's just noise!!" stage of life? Just enjoy older music. I still listen to things I listened to as a child, as well as some newer things.

>>81734907
Amen x

>>81735389
>Any of you lads from Swansea?

>>81735484
nice
entry level is a different story

>>81735504
i was straight in as senior lol. never worked an entry level role

>>81735486
it's more enjoyable to NOT enjoy things

>>81735518
how? i get rejected from junior roles for not having work experience
been coding 10 years

>>81735531
by being a legit 10x cracked rockstar

been into my computer codes for 20+ years now.

i have humility though. i am a "cannot program" programmer at best.

>>81734890
I had meant to respond tk this 1 bc I found it intriguing nd comfy as a thought but I got too distracted by BP cute face nd gravitated to that instead

Wimbledon is a bit gay isn't it

everyone just codes in high level languages like C now, anyway. nobody can actually program a computer.

Norwood-on-the-naze

>>81735557
Even C is a dying art. It's all managed languages with automatic garbage collection and no memory management. Just playing jigsaw with third party libraries

>>81735554
It used to be good in the 80s. Then like everything else in sport, it all became "efficient" and "optimized" with the ridiculous rackets and shit

>>81735580
Why do you think efficiency and optimisation are bad things?

>>81735580
Most of the security guards are black/brown and the silly khaki military style uniforms makes them all look like they just walked of a game reserve in Namibia

>>81735570
i made a 'game' (not really) with libSDL and i felt like i was cheating. not even just using OpenGL or summat.

but i know to some guy in the past it'd be mad you're writing assembly instructions (like, with English key words? mate.)

i wondered if ARM would bring it all back, makes sense you'd WANT that on a phone. but then it's all Android shite that goes way over my head. you probably COULD just learn the x86 instruction set, at that point

Cuteposting

>>81735590
Because (depends on the sport obviously) it can make it less fun to spectate or even play. Just don't personally think the whole "serve at over 130 mph and win" modern meta is very fun.

>>81735609
cor my gran had that couch cover 25 years ago

>>81735624
She probably had them pants as well

>>81735609
>Cuteposting
Is that really crossmong?

>>81735608
>it's all Android shite that goes way over my head
lad there's like dozens of frameworks using different languages that you can make android apps with. why make things more difficult than they need to be? nobody will think any less of you for making an app with react native vs kotlin, if anything they'd think more of you for actually shipping *something* rather than nothing.

Phwaor

Cannot be arsed right now can i

Nay

>>81735622
The modern game involves rallies though. Alcaraz and Rublev just had a great rally (they're playing now). Sometimes they hit aces but most of the time they don't.

likewise i'd rather see a beautiful, fun game made with unity or unreal than a piece of shit made with lower level libraries

Just wanna share a garlic bread with eva6

for me it was watching some pool streams, seeing the 'new' pool rules everyone is switching to.

it's all wonderfully honed and that, obviously a sport needs rules. but the choices are just baffling: you can't do trick shots or flukes, really, the spirit of the game IS hitting the target ball and NOT bouncing off the cushion, however intentional it is.
so watching games it's just people who've gotten really efficient at potting exactly the 'correct' balls, one after the next. as though the goal of the game is to be as close to an algorithm as possible, there's no creativity or weighing stuff up in their human brains.

i dunno just imagine football was like that. "foul, you HAD to pass to that guy, not that other guy. quit ruining the game for everyone and play properly."

>>81735688
Sports are fundamentally pointless and are for low IQ retards

>>81735649
i just mean at the end of the day you're learning something, teenagers could be learning ARM assembly with the same time/effort as some secretly-a-web-browser-in-a-window. so why not? it'd run faster, the COMPUTER is still doing all that, under the hood.

if it's 2complex4humans, that's on the designers. don't design it that way. let people just run programs on their computers (and then it's on the devs to write good programs, that's the skill!)

>>81735664
I'm not denying any of that. I just preferred a slower paced Tennis to the steroid monster modern Tennis that started around the time of Pete Sampras.

>>81735688
What new pool rules? Is this British pool or 9 ball? Give the deets

>>81735668
you could have it both ways, though. like how people always go on about RollerCoaster Tycoon. ran pretty well on my computer even back then.

just get good at programming, mate.

>>81735699
Apparently Frank Lampard has an IQ of 150:
>It's true, I do have an IQ of 150! I was tested at Chelsea in the aftermath of John Terry getting kicked in the head in the Carabao Cup final. Our doctor, who was Brian English at the time, made us do IQ tests to get us all a base-level IQ so we could be registered again if you had a concussion or a head injury.
>I just breezed it. Other people seem more interested in it than me. But I am quite proud of it.
https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/bettering-wife-score-best-thing-frank-lampard-iq-test-chelsea-legend-coventry-boss-mensa-bragging-rights-tv-host-christine/bltffd24f6e74afd792

some people get so caught up on technical details and doing things "right" that they end up doing nothing
you can just do things, it doesnt matter what language you use, it doesnt matter if you used a framework or a third party library, what matters is the end result, software development is more about business requirements than anything else desu
so what if a function written in C takes 0.3 seconds instead of 0.7 in Python if writing everything in C meant it would take 10x longer to ship. there are almost always workarounds if you absolutely need performance anyway, you could write a Python extension for that specific function for example
>>81735714
>teenagers could be learning ARM assembly with the same time/effort as some secretly-a-web-browser-in-a-window
no lad that is simply not true. there's also nothing wrong with electron, electron haters are the worst

2 day hangover core

>>81735723
>What new pool rules? Is this British pool or 9 ball? Give the deets
8-ball, i think. was watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/@UltimatePool/videos
they have some quick overview videos, explaining the rules. but then even the British Pool Association (or whatever) explain on their site it's where things are heading.

went through both sets of rules and there are little things i like/dislike about both. don't want mad lads just hitting the balls in random directions and hoping for some mini golf results, but every time there's an "in 8 ball rules, you MUST..." it sounds tedious.

i dunno, go through this yourself. i was really getting into it all, then it put me off. the games just don't look fun, or like they'd be fun to play. technical skill, sure, but eh.

watching that autopsy of Jane Doe

spooky x

>>81735745
i think computers doing the same thing in less time is as 'objectively better' as it gets, tbqhwyou.

in practice some stuff's insane. a media player might be very good at its task of playing video. whatever mad GPU-video-decoding stuff is going on.

then HTML5 video freezes in a web browser because it's doing all this other shit, caught up on a WebWorker JavaScript thread or whatever shite it's doing now. if, under the hood, your browser is crazy optimised to render text or something, great. if, under the hood, it was built on top of the RenderJS framework, which was built on...and then... nah pal, that's just a bit shit. doesn't matter if YOU have a high-end gaming rig.

>>81735771
Oh right, aye, British pool is wank. Chinese 8 ball is pretty good though, and people actually miss in that one.

Shippy when you're ready tomorrow, we can focus on tightening up your hairline, enhancing the coverage, and perhaps sharpening the urgency to act before it's too late. We could also fine-tune the front section to make sure your credibility isn't immediately undermined, and optimise your scalp to ensure your remaining strands resonate strongly.

>>81734996
>no unintelligible screaming
That's the only good modern metal though.

>>81735813
>We could also fine-tune the front section to make sure your credibility isn't immediately undermined
lmao

>>81735791
>i think computers doing the same thing in less time is as 'objectively better' as it gets, tbqhwyou
It generally depends how long it takes to reach that "objectively better" state.
Plenty of times at work we've shipped functional but imperfect solutions, knowing we could have the perfect solution if we spent a a month of someone's time on it - which makes no sense financially.

Not much time for /britfeel/ at the moment. Learning Arabic with Dr Imran Hamza Alawiye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY7lfbL3-rU

>>81735791
>i think computers doing the same thing in less time is as 'objectively better' as it gets
no lad it's subjective for the very reason i literally just explained to you. it is arguably worse if that slight performance improvement increases complexity and takes exponentially more time
>doesn't matter if YOU have a high-end gaming rig.
this is what it boils down to every time i see these complaints. its poorcoded, just because you are using a 20 year old stinkpad doesn't mean everything should be gimped to suit you, nobody is saying you need a "high-end gaming rig", just something that isn't e-waste.

cor yeah enjoying Chinese 8 Ball more right off the bat. absolutely kino way to determine who goes first, too.

>>81735828
>>81735849
honestly i just don't want to argue about this.

how big are these tits

>>81735846
don't think this is a very good way to teach a language tbqhwy

>>81735866
good, don't argue, accept that people like anon and me know more about this than you

>>81735866
I didnt even know what its about m8 I just wanted to point out there's usually more to it than just "make it work better", that shit has tradeoffs largely with resourcing.

>>81735878
i accept it.

what's your favourite variant of pool rules, anon(s)?

>>81735867
is that arabic on her right tit. ironic

I'll see you in my mind.

>>81735855
Balls are massive. Pockets are small. Table a bit bigger too. It's definitely a great variant.

Went through a period where I watched a bunch of weird billiard games. In South Korea theres this "3 Cushion" league where they keep posting thumbnails of womens arses bent over the tables. In Europe, there's one where they put little bowling pins on the table. In Russia there's like 3 versions where they just use 15 white balls or something.

>>81735867
Those are the kind of tits I think are actually kinda fucked up.
Such a thing as too big honestly, or "too fake"

it so confusing to be a girl x

>>81735900
She probably was forced to have that done after a Arab did a massive poo on her face

Botox lips are disgusting

first time i've cried to music for a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boQTfioZhbk

Soothing sleep for Seraphina

Soothing surrender for Seraphina <3

>>81735978
you absolute pussy ong

crossy2 how come sometimes you're into women and sometimes it's women who have willies?
(not judging just curious)

>>81735948
I do, it's really not great. She always knows when you're not at work and that means you have to spend time with her on your time off. No more (You) time, she will take it all.

>>81735989
i think i can out-pussy him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wMiMDBHnJ0
;___;

>>81735948
>6 months of volunteering? Not enough goy! MORE FREE WORK!

taking eva6 to wagamamas

>>81736021
cor are you also in the Star Wars nonce thread, lid
https://vocaroo.com/1gTvWjYl5sk2

>>81736028
Terrance YES MAN!

Sunday nights are not comfy
And I'm not even a wagie, but there is something about them that is unsatisfying and leaves me slightly on edge

>>81736036
https://vocaroo.com/1gLTAQ3Ue9la
he have predilections

as long as he does not act on them, he is fine (like our Lollers)

Garn say a prayer for my fren Crossy later x

>>81736043
fully agree lad, im a wagie whos not even working tomorrow and i still have that grim feeling

>>81736028
dont know what that is desu lad. just want someone to go wagamamas with

>>81736043
Worst night of the week for me

>Girls should be 'mobilised' to stop boys becoming unemployable 'wastes of space', Lord Blunkett has said.
>The former Labour education secretary said schools should empower girls to 'expect more' from the boys they have relationships with.
>It would stop boys 'taking it as read' that girls will be interested in them even with a poor work ethic and attitude, he said.
>The prospect of being shunned by girls would be an 'incredibly powerful' incentive to prevent boys failing in life.

What is this nonsense? Lads aren't working because they know they aren't getting laid either way. Females will be working for us lads now. Lads aren't doing shit jobs anymore. It's time females started doing real work.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/education-and-learning/secondary-education/girls-should-be-mobilised-to-stop-boys-becoming-a-waste-of-space-claims-peer/ar-AA1I2xgP

Wishi was drug free nd get my life back. Trauma has destroyed me x

>>81735351
I'm 26. When I think of the future, I can't visualise it. I can't imagine having kids on account of the dating pool and money. Global politics, economics, culture and society. It's an exciting thought, but it terrifies me. There's volatile, then there's the timeline we're living in.

What's worrying you?

>>81736062
Thought that wasn't going to be a real link. What the actual fuck

>>81736043
i just wish the post had arrived (even had 1st and 2nd class post on Sundays, in recent years).
just need that anaesthetic for my cat. makes the nights womfy.

>>81736062
Boomers mate. Specifically British boomers. Like the American type, they're fucking retards with brain worms who don't live in the real world anymore. British differ from being completely class unconscious. In the case of Blunkett, he's just a fucking spacca

>>81736062
>The prospect of being shunned by girls would be an 'incredibly powerful' incentive to prevent boys failing in life.
they already are and it isn't working lol

>>81736050
Thank you,I need it x

Luv gooning me

>>81736080
just meant the subject matter of the surrounding posts lad, eva6 is 16-22. don't recognise any of these bands or even the online stuff.

>>81735398
the old wonka film is the one with johnny depp

>>81736105
>being completely class unconscious.

>>81736062
>The prospect of being shunned by girls would be an 'incredibly powerful' incentive to prevent boys failing in life.
I hate how true this actually is. Men/Simps are honestly the lowest form of life

>>81736062
i can see HOW he got there, but in the same way i could see some out-of-touch politician going "maybe we should investigate these 'rap albums' and 'horror videos'."

a lot of the other stuff in his quotes are fair enough. but that's a fucking weird idea, outside the general "boys should pick themselves by their bootstraps, more." not fair to boys. not fair to girls. he's one of the lads who made it, whatever his own hardships with blindness/poverty, does he not know blokes who didn't? would he be saying this sort of thing to the mates he lost in life?

>>81736062
foids should hold back sex? Men should hold back contributing to society and get on bennies to play PS5 all day.

>>81736143
should be the other way around, really. having a gf/relationship IS a very powerful motivator to keep going. nothing wrong with that.

going out of your way to avoid some possible negative? what about when it happens, then? smackheads WERE ashamed, now they're still ashamed and still smackheads, or they don't give a fuck (and are still smackheads).

Flowerbergs on a mad one

>>81736177
smackheads are now told it's not their fault because they have a "disease" just like someone with cancer

>>81736172
holding those men to higher standards will get them off their PlayStations!
they won't just shrug and go back to their games. they'll work hard to become quasi-chads.

mark my words.

>>81736151
if he wasn't blind he'd be nowhere in life. cripples and spastics get artificially elevated by initiatives and others feeling sorry for them, then they end up unable to see reality for what it is (no pun intended)

>>81736182
My sunflower plant sprouted 4 mini sunflowers this week off it's stem

haven't seen dvdlad in a couple of days

im gonna bleed in the club
i got weed in my lungs
i dont need any love
i can't feel when im drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_GQvxqf4M

>>81736183
underlying propensity to addiction is a real thing (the 'disease' model even for mental health, in general, is questionable)
but obviously there's some a -> b -> c set of circumstances that led there. SHOULD be nipped in the bud even if you think they're horrible scum (they'll be the ones robbing your shops and draining society's resources, better to 'cure' them then).

>>81736062
I was going to say "how out of touch is this retard?" when I remembered he was one of the politicians that opened up the floodgates of immigration and Orwellian surveillance when he was home secretary.

It's so stupid because women are already shunning men, whether they work hard or not.

I really don't see the point. Working isn't enough. I take pride in myself knowing foids have to pay for a unemployed men now. That's what you get foids when sex is only given to Chad.

>>81736182
Oh my daisies theyre luvly
>>81736198
I was finking that this morning

we all know that secondary school teenagers always listen to their schools, too. especially when it comes to social issues.

>>81736062
how are young boys supposed to compete for jobs against the entire population of India and other parts of the world?

>>81736195
Plccy of sunflower?

Have you lads ever purchased pornography online?

Imagine working some shit job that women would never do and then you don't even get to fuck pussy ever. That's what they want...men to work because women aren't going to do shit jobs.

>>81736202
you do need love. i hope you try to be more sociable

like access to the net
im online on deck
with that shit that hurt your chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6sc3whGP4

the drain gang iceberg

>>81736257
it me and u. i like brushing hair desu desu

gravity boys

if i was that Mail on Sunday reporter, i'd have asked,
>Lord Blunkett, can't you see what's really going on?

>>81736232
>Have you lads ever purchased pornography online?
yes
shes an asmr girl ive liked for a while

autopsy of Jane Doe was decent lads good film

might watch that talk to me tomorrow night

>>81736263
sinister, this.

>>81736263
i have a platonic love for a lot of kind anons

>>81736232
No but I've been tempted
It's a line I've never crossed

>>81736202
COLD OUTSIDE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR

whats the point of anything if you cant share xx

>>81736043
im a wagie and I cba caring anymore, care about nowt, its all just crap. One day I'll be dead

bit worried that torrent lad last night was actually DVDlad. he seemed a bit more fed up with things.

maybe DVDlad has gone on the torrents ;_;

>>81736291
you need romantic love

>>81736257
>not brushing from tip to root
yeah na that pics making me cringe, looks damp as well which is even worse.

>>81736334
you can brush wet hair
also the guy could be getting a knot out, you dont brush from root for a knot, as it pulls/hurts

>>81736338
yeah you gotta be gentle, her hair looks so knotty i'd love to brush it

>>81736338
brushing wet hair not the best idea eva
use a wet brush x

It's so fucking over brehs

>>81736338
I comb it out using a wide toothed comb when its wet but not a fine toothed one, hairs at its weakest wet, cant even get a fine toothed one through my hair ffs

>>81736354
i know people are against it, but i never really got it or was taught anything

i will get down on one knee to tie your laces, put your foot on my knee

also i have a wet brush it is made of recycled bamboo

>>81736321
Not me, lad. I haven't posted since Friday night. Was in an alcoholic bender all weekend for me birthday. Got the cold or covid now too. I was embarrassed on Saturday morning when I woke up and didn't visit 4chan in case I made some posts I shouldn't have.
Got some goodies for me birthday and ordered 9 Hirokazu Koreeda films on Blu-ray so I'll pretty much have his entire filmography apart from two.
Hope all the regulars are doing well haven't been reading the thread much. Did I miss anything good?

>>81736369
i brush before shower + condition with fingers + oil with fingers
no need to brush it wet

>>81736382
I got extremely smashed on friday night too and HHL. Seems like a synchronicity.x

>>81736406
what are the specs of your computer crossy

>>81736382
We learned crossy's got a fit sister

i shouldve crashed the car
the night i drove alone x

I have had long hair down to my arse since a teenager and have literally always brushed it wet. Never did any harm and looks fine. Hair dryers and straighteners will damage your hair more. If I don't brush it as soon as I get out the shower it will be a curly mess within a few hours.
>get out the shower
>pat dry hair with towel
>brush me hair
>moisturise my face
>lift hair out of brush
>use a lint roller on me clothes

>>81736388
probably depends upon hair type because if I dont comb it out after the shower it turns into a lump on my head

>>81736232
The only time i was going to it turned out the girl had stopped doing it by the time I liked found her shit.
Just means I can rely on the leaks.

Everyone else where I've been tempted, thanks to leaks, I can tell they're really not worth paying for.

>>81736424
>>81736425
true
got straight hair me

>>81736411
not him but
>xeon e5-2686 v4
>128gb ddr4
>3x 1tb ssd, 2x 2tb ssd, 20tb hdd

>>81736424
>towel
>not using a 100% cotton t shirt

get on my level newb. Also why tf do so many of us have long hair on here

for me it's the Tangle Teezer original detangling hairbrush.

>>81736406
Aye, I don't even remember going to bed. Woke up with a plate of cheese and crackers on the bedside table, kek. I was on the alcopops and cocktails yesterday because I couldn't stomach the beer again. Had a Sex in the Beach, it was lush.
>>81736416
Interesting development.
>>81736411
Did you enjoy your holiday?

>>81736062
>"We must blame and nag men more, surely it will work this time!"

>>81736439
>Also why tf do so many of us have long hair on here
social autism/dislike of going to barbers
and most lads that do get haircuts get it buzzed by their mum

>tfw caught myself getting elitist over music people cry to now
>start blasting the real cry-tier shit in response

eva6 how many pairs of AF1s do you own

>>81736441
i hate these. so. much.
genuinely i have one and its been in my drawer for possibly years

>>81736453
got them black air forces me

>>81736441
I had the same but needed one with a handle eventually. Dunno if it's official, but it's worked well and for like 5 fucking years at this point.
I assume it's official as it's got branding on the handle.

>>81736450
>and most lads that do get haircuts get it buzzed by their mum

that was me until 20 kek, the autism buzzcut to autism long hair pipeline, the sean special

>>81736441
I have this exact brush me lid good choice.
>>81736439
Don't know. I'm an autist into metalhead so I just grew my hair long and did not like the barbers at all so it made sense. Get a trim to shoulder length every couple of years at the hairdressers and I'm set.

Just want to clockmaxx with Crossy fren

nine to five what a way to make a living x

>>81736465
i don't mind going barbers now but i keep it around neck length so dont need to go much

>>81736418
Glad you didn't anon.

>>81736465
>mum had a family friend who cut my hair
>she wasnt very good
>constantly ended up with a choir boy bowlcut but a mullet at the back
>got the absolute shit kicked out of me over it regularly
>mum never had the heart to tell her friend she was bad, and also she was cheap as hell

>>81736478
alright dolly?

It's quite the moment when you realise the expensive shampoo and conditioner doesn't do a better job than the cheapest shite. In my experience anyway.

>>81736447
Alls well that ends well dvdlad x
>>81736411
My laptop i7 16gb not sure about the rest am on my phone but a very stadndard laptop,its good enuff for me just for posting on here nd watching anime. Nd then like 80% of the time used to be 99% byt theyve been giving me a headache i use my samsung tablet nd my samsung phone for posting here

>>81736469
what we blastan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC8uafoL2dI

>>81736498
Not him but I just want to contribute metal autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIUXIJhkXE

i didn't get smashed but i had that relapse on Wednesday/Thursday, maybe a daft couple of gins on Friday.

you forget what alcohol's like. wobbly after 3 pints and a single gin. no tolerance to it (and less weight compared to when i got most of my calories from booze)

>>81736498
I watched that Back to the Beginning stream yesterday. Fuck me it was long. Some good moments and actually thought Ozzy wasn't too bad considering his age and health. Outside that I been listening to me Iron Maiden favourites again recently. Nothing special.

>>81736447
Yea i still dont know how i even got back to the hotel room or nothing total blacked out. Thats so weird it all kicked off on friday night in at least 3 different IRL timelines of britfeel.Its been a long time since ave even drink as well I think ur the same.Well neways.We survived.x I am deffos aff it again though.It was a 1 off

I remember when I was a teenager blasting Cannibal Corpse's live album on me headphones on the bus and some normoid lass came up to me giving off telling me to turn that shite off. My bloody headphones I'll play what I want. Not like I was wearing a purple tracksuit and a gold chain and blasting it from.a boombox.

>>81736508
It does hit harder w/o a tolerance.SSRIs dont help either.Byt i think i was that stressed from being in that event that i jst hit panic button nd smashed the drinks at some point.It was like hours after a while.My big cousin bought me tequila shots nd I Blacked out from about there.Oh aye.x

>>81736519
Yeah I'm off it for a while again too. On them cherry Lucozades now. It can be nice when you're in a hotel drunk and just go back and melt into a bed knowing you don't have to clean up any mess or anything.

https://youtu.be/SS792qY-y7M?si=F93y57SaFq2fQEk8

posting my song for the sad song hours and lads stay strong x

"yeah mate i love heavy metal, it's my favourite. that's what having long hair means.
...say, there's a black bloke over there. why not go over to him and start talking about reggae?"

Been listening to The Libertines again recently and watching Pete Doherty interviews. Love their music always have and Pete, while a colossal fuck up, has something strangely endearing about him. Watched his interview with Louis Theroux, he's off the gear but drinking like a fish but still comes off as very gentle and soft spoken. Very cute the relationship he has with his bandmate Carl.

>>81736503
solid few seconds, will blast
>>81736509
was tempted to watch that but didn't, was it actually decent? perhaps I'll stick it on

>>81736562
stay strong mister footlad

>>81736569
I have autism thats what long hair means

>>81736569
Just a part of the culture in the metal scene a lot of lads grow long hair for headbanging and windmilling. Obviously doesn't mean everyone with long hair likes metal.

>>81736416
>We learned crossy's got a fit sister
It lush

cat is going absolutely mental. he gets really pissy with me if i dont sit on the sofa with him and watch telly or play games

lifes hard lads
we've got to stick together x

>>81736585
Yeah a lot of big names at it. Slayer were good but everyone only did short sets. If you can get a torrent of it may as well.

>>81736614
I didnt notice she's in the pic at the time. Lol. The point of the piccy is obviously the crosses on lamp post

his favourite is cyberpunk, gonna have to play for a bit to get him to shut up

>The Virgin Bob Vyland
>The Chad Bob Marley

>>81736614
that IS crossy

>>81736602
for me it's depression.

>>81736607
they are friendly people. but i did not invite their friendliness into my life. i like pop music, me.

>>81736617
i say we put aside our differences and start a United Front against the DWP.

>>81736644
*nods* a ya man

>>81736672
He was old money, oh aye x

Did somebody say Bob Marley?
https://youtu.be/ZZZJe1bbznE?si=U1OMENW3hUZuaHGd

>>81736644
Bob really was based. Great tunes, interesting guy. Half English.

>>81736599
Course mr lovely lad you too <3

Song 4 you x


https://youtu.be/MQZ2PdICo8w?si=sKNpdKUVU3zUnkCk

>>81736125
Not according to the timeline.

The old wonka film doesnt have Johnny depp in what are you smoking

The Depp Wonka film is fucking terrible. I hate almost everything about it. The original with Gene Wilder is perfect as is. Burton's 2000s output is generally a load of wank. His Planet of the Apes film was terrible too.

Everyone hates on the Burton Wonka film but I think it's much better than the original

>>81736733
Burton got lost in his own bizarre ass sauce

what the fuck was his Alice in wonderland films like an actual shit nightmare on screen

>>81736738
Even the terrible Oompa Loompa songs? Even Depp just being a weirdo for the sake of it?

having a laugh at these first season episodes of Family Guy, me.

maybe it not as sharply-written as The Simpsons, and the cutaways get annoying, but some of it is just funny. before you KNEW these characters Stewie was just some baby and the joke is that his mum doesn't understand him, it's like his internal monologue or a Rugrats thing. cracks me up.

>>81736727
yes it does? wdym

>>81736740
The Dumbo remake is perhaps the worst. Complete soulless bollocks. The film is barely about Dumbo and is about a load of family drama bollocks. The only saving grace was Eva Green but then again I'd watch her in anything.

>>81736740
You fuckin' brownoids again, son?

>>81736749
I don't mind the songs and I think it makes sense for him to be a weirdo, but I like the weird tone of the whole movie

>>81736757
The transition from Stewie being a baby who wants to take over the world and kill his mum to a homosexual camp dog fucker is bizarre.
>>81736760
Eva I will throttle you.

No seether no cry
No seether no cry
No seether no cry
No seether no cry

'Cause, 'cause, 'cause I remember when we used to sit
In the QMEE farm in Feelshire
Oba, observing the surveys
Mingle with the good frogs we meet, yeah
Good frens we have had, oh, good frens we've lost along the way, yeah
In this great future you can't forget your past
So dry your tears I say, yeah

The vextremely sad yet cute nd tragic tale of a traumatised wee boy who became a NEET nd alcohol opiate addicted

>>81736775
Fair enough. Might rewatch it and give it a second chance. Doesn't Christopher Lee play his dad?

>>81736774
>>81736763
Never saw his dumbo but by your review it seems grim as fella
>>81736760
https://youtu.be/XB401RfGMlM?feature=shared

Original chocolate factory is a Christmas classic alongside its a wonderful life and rear window x

>>81736738
i really can't stand it. i like Tim Burton, i like Johnny Depp even when he's pure quirky/gurning sometimes, but it's one of those films that's just TOO MUCH.

the Gene Wilder version has a lot of colourful sets and scenes but it's not zooming along throwing shit in your face constantly (besides the boat scene obviously).

>>81736789
Yeah it was only a short scene though

The Extraordinary Adventure of a NEET who Fell Into his Smartphone and His Cock Grew Seven Inches When He met a Goblin

>>81736787
Phallus in wonderland.

Tim burton does britfeel

>>81736777
deserved trips

Crossy looks like THAT?

>>81736793
Have the original on 4K and wow what an experience. Wore out my VHS of it back in the day.

>>81736694
nice tune that

>>81736787
Woops, sorry crossy, meant that for >>81736803

>>81736803
I've read that lad not bad at all imo

Snozzberry

Jammers is wound up, oh aye

the seetheberries taste like seetheberries

>>81736792
https://youtu.be/QZ9JT1WOGjk
classic

The boy who dreamed about a comfy life and the tragic twist where it ended up being his adorable yet nightmarish tale of 10 yrs of benzo addicted unemployment

Keep seeing memes/commentary on the willyberg in that 28 Years Later film. Didn't even notice it me. Why people looking down there at a zombie.

>>81736869
Love a bit of zombie cock up me arse while he eatin' me brains.

eva6 watch the original Willy Wonka while you still have the mind of a child PLEASE

>>81736869
cos big zombie schlong isnt something they put in films usually

>>81736862
having a jig in me bed now what a tune.

>>81736888
Well yeah. It's a bit strange and disgusting. Good film though overall.

>>81736869
The best summation of the movie, which I found to be kino.

sounds American, putting big willies in these films.
feels more British to just have normal willies.

>>81736906
>It's a bit strange and disgusting
Thats what the 28 films always had and I like anything pushing boundaries. Just that also explains why people made a fuss over it.

>>81736910
He was muck taller than the other zombies, big feet and all.

>>81736908
Need that motherfucker to clean up his windows taskbar honestly
And uninstall... is that fucking EA Origin? I thought that died yonks ago for the EA app.

the first film had Christopher Eccleston has a nutter soldier and they were setting up a rape camp because something-something repopulation, innit?

i mean that's a 'dark' concept but it's just human nature stuff. babies run around naked. wouldn't zombies? aren't they like, Crossed monsters, in these films? (fucking hate 'fast zombies' just one of my pet peeves)

The devastating but heart warming tale of the millennial baka who fell away from Gods grace but later on became smarter nd feels better in life bc God has mercy nd forgiveness for nd everything worked out happily ever after nd he quit everything like drugs n pills nd booze nd his mum was really happy as well

>>81734951 (OP)
Does anyone here know the best way to look for jobs now? I swear indeed is just botted to shit now and so many other sites are crap too

wondered why this gin was making me feel drunk so quickly. it's the clonazepam. forgot about that, rookie mistake.

sill need to drink the gin, though. if i don't use it up, i'll drink it.

>>81736946
how many years' volunteering do you have under your belt lad?

>>81736937
>but later on became smarter
He says, posting variants of the same post on /r9k/ on a sunday night

>>81736937
We struggle in life x

Smashing clunge Gromit.

>>81736946
Hindu Times probably. Or maybe try one of those placement agencies.

Just watched 'First Reformed' (2017). Great stuff. Recommend.

Crossy spending a few minutes in heaven with his aunt before moving swiftly on to the next, happier life x

>>81736962
I'm currently employed and have been working full time salary for the last 11 years in 2 seperate jobs, I'm just looking for something better, paying at least 30k would be good

>>81736927
It still runs...

Used to hate Crossy's endless drivel but I eventually warmed to him and now he's my favourite poster x

>>81737011
don't read most the stuff he posts but he's ok

>>81736997
I hope so x

>>81737004
It was shite to begin with anyway though

Yeah same I used to totally hate his inane blog posting and off trip narcissism to make the thread all about him

but now

well now I love x cross lad he is best poster here and I love him

did a couple missions and a 3 round maxtac and he's chill again now

>>81737000
>paying at least 30k would be good
Yeah, good luck with that. Economy is dying lad, the only realistic way you are getting a promotion now is through nepotism.

im off work for 12 days. in the begining i was so healthy, i didnt drink for days i went on long country walks i felt great but as the days rolled on the alcohol krept in and the walks stopped, ive been drunk for most of today i dont know why i couldn't keep it up

SPANKBANG IS ASKING FOR FUCKING ID MATE

We all 32 in life x

The entirety of Britfeel takes place inside a 10 year old autistic boy's head.

>>81737072
>i dont know why i couldn't keep it up
Work kept the voices away, now that you have free time and are relaxed, the voices are creeping in and you get depressed and drink to drown the pain.

>>81737057
30K a year? What is the cost of living in the UK?

need to give my pp some rest

Bastards are coming for the porn and then 4chan FFS man

>>81737108
im a drunk not a schizophrenic

>>81737104
i dont like this because ive talked about masturbation

>>81737110
>the brown bomber
lmao

>>81737114
they dont like all the [illegal] loli that gets posted on /b/

>>81737146
are you masturbating tonight queen?

>>81737146
Ever thought about making an onlyfans?

>>81737110
>What is the cost of living in the UK?
Average salary was 25k last I read.

>>81737166
it is the routine i guess
>>81737170
i would not stoop that low

>>81737171
I see, what are groceries and rent like?

>>81737178
will be thinking about you masturbating desu desu

>>81736614
Reckon I've shagged worse than her lad

>>81737187
Too expensive, high taxes too.

>>81737057
>the only realistic way you are getting a promotion now is through nepotism
I got promoted a few times at my job just by being too good/important for them to ignore m8

me? i could masturbate daily. not saying i can't. i don't, but it's by choice.

>>81737250
i definitely do it daily

New thread about the north of England
>>81737262
>>81737262
>>81737262
>>81737262
>>81737262

>>81737212
Understood; as it is most places.
>hitting up Aldi and the Dollar Tree soon.

Nu breadinghams soon i reckon
Don't i

>>81734951 (OP)
Just shaved my head. Now I am not only fat, but also bald although at least no longer baldING