How about a comfy blackbot thread? How's everything going bros?

Nigger. Sneed. Originally.

>>81734984 (OP)
How do i get my gf to fuck a white man

Chillin, Got a retwist earlier, now im smoking on sour diesel and drawing.

we're doing okay. currently on "crack" rn because i want to feel something for the day.

>>81734984 (OP)
Just had lunch. Making chicken soup for dinner. Might go for a walk later once it cools down

>>81734984 (OP)
getting ready to move, reading some stuff somebody sent me.
listening to Jimi Hendrix playin the blues

hey... check this shit out.

Im turning 29 soon bruhs and have no job experience whatsoever, no gf ever, not even a dick sucking in my youth, should I just rope at this point?

>>81735375
>should I just rope at this point?
NO!!!

>>81735375
Everyday gets a little more easier anon. Gotta keep on trucking

>>81735375
make a youtube channel and post shitty songs for 10 years like marco

I tried my best. I really did.
Got good grades, went to a good trade school, always went out of my way to keep in touch with friends and try and hang out.
no money, no friends, no life, done. The world doesn't want me, doesn't need me. I approach a girl, she either ghosts me after the first date or she thinks I'm a creep.
Black man in his 20s. The world doesn't want or need me. There's no one like me in Church. I was supposed to get married to a girl I met in community college- never happened. I'll die alone and forgotten. People go out with their friends and meet people on Independence Day weekend, I get to hang out with my neurotic mother. Theres no escape.
I did everything I was supposed to do, and it did nothing for me. There's no help.

This is all I wanted

>>81736293
>I get to hang out with my neurotic mother.
you are literally me.

>>81736293
>>81736307
29 almost 30 in the exact same scenario
How is this even a thing

>>81736779
well... we're all in this togetherrrr~!!

>>81735273
how do I grow my hair out like you

>>81737578
Rosemary oil and a braider near you desu

>>81737578
making games that make people happy

oh nice this thread's still alive. i was dreading coming back to see it dead.

well, i'm in a really good mood right now. a little anxious because i got therapy tomorrow. but hey, fuck it. i have enough shit to talk about to where she'll stop bothering me about getting a job.

Blakkbot bump

>>81735333
>currently on "crack"
Reagan is smiling in his grave.

>>81739419
i always wanted to pound garnet...

>>81739426
TELL HIM WE FORFEIT!!!!

>>81734984 (OP)
Yo what's up nice when someone else makes these for a change
It's going alright I guess how's it going for you Op

filthy fucking niggers get off my board.

>>81739565
Shut up Latinx and or white boy

>>81739477
I commissioned that lol. My plan is to commission a bit of black r34 this summer before I head back to school

>>81739625
How much did it run ya?
I'm planning to make smut for horndogs like you wondering what i should charge

>>81738342
how do games make you grow hair

>>81739419
garnet is ugly desu

Going poor. But hopefully soon it'll be over. I want my job back and with everyone leaving and the cheating and collusion I'll be back to work and getting to the greater picture. I need you to do a favour for me. I need it more than breathing or take mine away. They always try to.

>>81737578
Idk nigga wait.

>>81734984 (OP)
Can I post here if I'm a white guy that has one (1) black friend? I accidentally said nigga in front of him once during a D&D session and got super embarrassed in front of everyone. The hip hop music infected my vocabulary.

>>81736293
same

I got degree and been unemployed for a few months. got layed off from a big job ever since been job hopping but cant get employed now

Dating lmaoo. I got no hope
if youre an average black guy you are finished in dating

whores only want the 6'6+ or rich black men. Hypergamy is 100x worse for blacks is why std and wedlock rate is so high

rotting on videogames and youtube now

>>81736307
Black male suicide rates is gonna skyrocket like crazy.

blackpill community and incel community is majority black. so many of them cope even on redpill and mgtow videos

hypergamy is crazyyyyyy for blacks. Other races dont even know how good they have it. but theyll cry online 24/7 while blacks shoot eachother or scam people, sling dope to cope.

is what it is

>>81741749
I swear r9k is just bitching about women, jewish conspiracies and arguing amongst terminally online dickweeds. Women are not that complicated dawg.

>>81734984 (OP)
What race do blackbots prefer?
Also if anybody cares I ate buldak today

>>81741759
Black and latina chicks are my type.

>>81741711
Sure man. Just don't expect every Black person to be accommodating. We invite everyone to the cookout but never receive the same energy ya feel me?

>>81741711
>Can I post here if I'm a white guy that has one (1) black friend?
No. There are other threads for you

>>81735375
damn even niggers can be incels?

Life is great. Hedgehog dilemma is so bad in our community you really are better off single. Enjoy my thot killer track.
https://youtu.be/F3dfD9KR78A?feature=shared

>>81741749
>Other races dont even know how good they have it. but theyll cry online 24/7 while blacks shoot eachother or scam people, sling dope to cope.
this. it's also funny whenever people say we're "worshipped".

>>81740070
About one fiddy

>>81743079
Just look at the average black guys gf

look at how she treats him in public

also notice how young black men in relationships are always very tall, have nice car, and in shape. at my gym regurlary 6'6+ blacks come to play basketball. the short ugly ones never eleave their house or the hood. the average height ones wage slave

How do you niggas feel when us whites say nigger on the internet all the time?

>>81741267
I have an unconventional taste in women anon

>>81744540
Average height here. I do indeed wageslave lmao

>>81736293
Import a girl from Nigeria.

Depressed. Broke nigga status. And no GF.

>>81744540
>also notice how young black men in relationships are always very tall, have nice car, and in shape
Yeah. They sell drugs and get shot on the corner next month, that or arrested by the pigs

>>81745115
She would look better with natural hair like a fro or locs and natural eyebrows desu

>incel niggers
Wtf man, how's this possible. Just rob a bank lol

Any other blackbots dating an Asian woman?

I'm living in Thailand now and have a cute gf that cooks for me everyday and she practically worships my cock. She's a million times better than my black ex.

>>81745853
Id prefer a girl from my own culture.

uhhh CHECK EM

>>81744700
i don't like it but wtf am i gonna do about it.

>>81745115
>>81745949
OH MY GOODNESS

>>81746001
>off by one
sorry bro, it's over for you buddyboyo

>>81741759
Anything but aboriginal. I've never had a girlfriend so I don't have a preference..

>>81741759
no preference. also my yellow fever ended when i was 14 lol.

Guys, what can I do as a chopped 28 year old skinny fat 5'6 nigga with no motion

>>81734984 (OP)
Waddup chilling. Used to post here loads back in the day but not really anymore. It's all porn and stuff these days so I usually immediately click away haha.

Anyways life's been good. Finally made it out the hood got my own place my own car. Life's been really good to me.

Sometimes I lowkey miss it though. Life was more exciting I guess back then. Now it's kinda the same every day. Peaceful but boring I guess. Idk.

>>81739499
why did that nigga dress up like johnny bravo

>>81746188
I used to buy percs from this old head. It was really funny cause sometimes he'd show up in an hour and sometimes he'd show up over a week later after I texted him. But everytime he acted as if no time had passed. So like I'd be like "hey lemme get xyz" and then he never responds then a week and a half later he starts BLOWING UP my phone calling me over and over and texting me "u ready" "I'm pulling up rn" and just calling me 8 times in a row and then I'd be at work and he acted all annoyed like "why you ask me if you not home". I don't think he understood how phones worked lol. I think he'd just see the message and assumed I sent it right before whenever he finally looked.

Anyways his prices were a complete ripoff but at least they were actual pharma which was a godsend back then and still is considering the amount of fent pressed pills moving around these days.

>>81745853
unironically, when i was a kid i messed with this nigerian girl who was older than me.
she had a nice butt and would let me dry hump her. she was retarded af but she was great.

>>81746188
https://youtu.be/L7BAmUd3cZw
Classic

>>81744700
as a black nigga in the south i think its a good ass word, y'all don't use it right and you just say
-nigger to describe just about anything kinda weak sauce desu
you gotta say it like your grandaddy owned slaves like a real hick cracker.
i want the foid that takes my virginity to call me that at least 100 times thoughbeit

>>81745961
How did you get her?

Do Thai girls like black guys

>>81745961
a friend of mine told me asian women wouldn't be able to handle my cock and i shouldn't date them

>>81745961
I've never dated a woman peroid.

can i post here if i had chicken and waffles for lunch?

How do I get a weeb girl as a blakbot, to match my freak?

>>81747680
Go to anime cons and other anime events. Here in Atlanta there's a massive number of black weebs and the girls usually they're total freaks

>>81747680
Go to an anime convention. I went to one last year in California and there was quite the amount.

>>81746152
In what ways are you chopped?

>>81744540
thats not me. im average height (6'2), no job, honda accord, and fat, and my gf is model tier egirl 19 yo white woman. getting a gf is not rocket science just try.

>>81746209
because Johnny Bravo is pretty rad.
>>81744700
I think it's funny.

>>81749775
Nah nigga, share your wisdom with us on how to leave the sperg bubble

>>81749775
6'2 isn't average. That's considered tall. 5'10-6'0 is average.

>>81750061
Oops, 5'9-6'0 sorry

>>81749241
Skinny fat, fat face, I look like I'm twice my age and I have crazy arch back from neglecting my posture for years. Also my meat small

>>81747413
I guess -

>>81750555
Go to the gym and count calories so you can fix the skinny fat issue. Start a skincare routine to try and fix the age stuff. The back sutff I don't know. Small meat? Move to Thailand so you look bigger in comparison to asian men or just accept it like Marco.

You guys play fighting games?
I want to buy GG Strive because of this really cool Nago mod I saw but I hear the game's balance is in a horrible spot currently.

>>81750715
What should I be focusing on most, like whats a good upper body split

>>81747043
It's no secret that most Asian/Thai women prefer white guys. A small portion of them specifically seek out black guys because they like the "culture" or think we're bigger/better for sex. I avoid these women. And then there's some that are open to dating any race (except Indian lol) because they're looking for love or they're curious.
>>81747105
>a friend of mine told me asian women wouldn't be able to handle my cock and i shouldn't date them
True sometimes. Avoid the extremely small Asian women.

>>81751147
Ask an AI chatbot to build a PPL (push/pull/legs) routine for you and try to do that rotation 3 times every week. Start low and gradually increase the amount of weight you lift each week. Focus on good form so you don't get injured. Also on 20 minutes of running/walking after each workout. I promise you'll be much stronger and look jacked within a year if you stick to this routine.

>>81751147
Calorie deficit and protein

I was expecting the word nigger in every post on here

>>81750715
Any skincare recommendations for forehead wrinkles? Rough skin? Receding hairline? Anything to look good

>>81751859
I'm a mutt and I'm often told that I look Indian but I'm actually half white half black. This especially happens when I shave my head. I just have a thin nose, lips, and yellow skin. Even Indians clock me as Indian.

Guess I'll grow my hair out and keep it that way if I go to Thailand

>>81752206
I'm sorry to disappoint -_-

so sad reading so many men like me and seeing my future, 19 in community college no gf no friends (irl), just another nigcel drifting through all the milestones you're supposed to do. happy to know that the next 40 years are going to be this over and over until I die. I wish I was never born cause if this is all there is to life then there's no point in me being here.

>>81752439
For wrinkles, tretinoin but you need a prescription and you have to use it properly. For rough skin you probably just aren't moisturizing and getting enough water. A receding hairline would probably be minoxidil and a derma stamp once a week.
My routine is morning: cleanse vitamin c sunscreen night: cleanse moisturizer. You could probably find more information on >>>/fa/skg though.

>>81752782
I was like you back then. Now Im old still no gf

just accept it

>>81734984 (OP)
Anyone else get stoned at work?
I work at a shift call center job and have an edible 2 hours and 6 hours into my shift.
I live in Canada so I'll have a 30mg edible and a half. Or a mini one I get at a discount.

>>81750555
Stand up straight and sit up straight. Roll your shoulders backwards and extend your spine upwards. You should be able to see the difference in the mirror. You wear a backpack a lot or something.

>>81746209
When you got it flaunt it

>>81750750
I enjoyed it got pretty good with him nothing regarding rankings though it's fun but there are certain characters that are a pain to fight
Ephelt and Bridget are cute

>>81752591
That's unfortunate. You might be OK if your face is totally shaved.

>>81745949
im half black, can i pull a full black gf like this?

>>81749775
when did her father leave?

>>81753045
Nah weed makes me catatonic paranoid schizophrenic. I use it only very rarely for spiritual reasons, like maybe once a year. I use phenibut sometimes but more often either kratom or this very potent RC opiod. The RC opiod by far my fav drug on this earth it is like heaven on earth. Pure euphoria trickling down your spine and then going all the way to your toes and then rushing back to the top of your head, then expanding outwards from the torso in this radiating waves of sheer pleasure. It does this roughly every 2 to 3 seconds, only growing in intensity for the first 2 or 3 hours, then it remains steady for another 3 to 4 hours before tapering off. No crash, no comedown, no aftereffects. If you can control yourself and not take it too often (impossible) not even any withdrawals. I literally can't emphasize just how fucking great it feels. You can nod out if your tolerance is low or you take a lot, but in moderate doses it's actually very possible to function on it. I can still drive, focus on work, most people just think I look tired or happy although few times ppl said I looked high.

Also work in a call center btw

If you're here Canadian blackbot I'm sorry things ended how they did. Hearing about your trouble with the law intrigued my pussy but my brain made me to afraid to meet up with you. You were so raw and normal. I really felt a connection. If you had been in my city we would have banged

@ 81755168
Fuck off go back to discord

>>81754018
I can't really grow facial hair anyways.

Asian women have asked me if I'm Arab or SEA before as well. Chinese women usually figure that I'm black though some have told me that I can't be black since black people are tall, athletic, dark, and have large facial features. Japanese women have told me that I look Thai.

I'm a true mystery meat I guess. Plus I'm Canadian so that also probably ticks another box on the "suspected Indian" checklist

Blacks cannot be bots, right? According to niggers they all have BBC lol

>>81754210
Non fat black women rarely like black men

Black women know most black men like thick girls so them becoming skinny is a sign of rebellion

like being a black guy with no line up

Life has been tolerable but I know it won't be for long. I'm still gymmaxxing and it's been alright. However, due to being a neet for so long I need to regain my social skills again and go out to events again since apparently people in the black nerd circles I'm in seem to like my presence since I'm not a fucking jester or a full blown retard

I'm not fully chopped just need to take care of myself more. I plan on leaving the hood soon so I'm attempting to get a second job so that's been fun I guess. My love life is non-existent as I generally tend to avoid talking to women especially now that I'm trying to establish myself. So it's not fully over for me like most black anons.

>>81745878
That's basically everyone in this thread.

>>81734984 (OP)
Hang around a lot of gang bangin' ass niggas
Crip, Blood, blue or red, what you bang, nigga?
You might got a pistol but this stick is way bigger
I call it KKK 'cause my choppa hate niggas
Hang around a lot of gang bangin' ass niggas
Crip, Blood, blue or red, what you bang, nigga?
You might got a pistol but this stick is way bigger
I call it KKK 'cause my choppa hate niggas

>>81754210
Get a reverse Michael Jackson procedure.

>>81734984 (OP)
Has anyone noticed that black guys who "Talk white" always have the surfer bro accent? What's up with that?

>>81758057
No idea why and another observation is that most of them tend to not have a backbone or insanely socially awkward. The type that if you were white you could call a nigger or throw passive aggressive insults to and not get hit back.

Life's great, plan to job hop to a position that pays 20k more in a few months but I just want to make sure I have a couple of projects in my portfolio. Also life with the wife and I has been good so far (coming up on a year pretty soon)
>>81756459
Lol, I think there's some truth to this but I feel like a black man not having a line up is way more likely to like other races than any other defining trait we can think of

>>81758131
This buck has been broken

What's funny to me is that the hood guys tend to be the gay ones whereas as the passive ones will become one of the nerdiest sweater vest dads with a white wife. Also he's extremely racist, would join the kkk.

>>81758131
>>81758277
He also has the surfer accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDPm5bYRzYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj4e6voZKKI

>>81754210
If you're a lightskin nigga yes there's a reason why the lightskin nigga meme was created by jealous darkskin niggas who kept getting cucked by lightskin black dudes with the pretty boy aesthetic.
>>81756459
Ignore what this dumbass nigga is saying this is only relevant to darkskin niggas since he's half black he's most likely lightskin and darkskin women LOVE lightskin.

>>81758411
It's funny and sad how there's still a dark skin versus light skin rivalry in the black community. The jokes are funny but there really is tension between both parties.