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Anonymous No.81753428 [Report] >>81753461 >>81753849 >>81754526
>parents
>Hey son, you're already 30 years old and still haven't made your first million dollars yet. Your female childhood friend made a million while living in Las Vegas. Then your classmate's little sister made 1.2 million in less than a year just from OnlyFans alone! And she's just 19 years old! What have you achieved in your life, son? Nothing!
god, kill me already...
Anonymous No.81753434 [Report]
There is no way your parents told you this
Anonymous No.81753461 [Report]
>>81753428 (OP)
Tell them that you will make 10 millions when your killer instincts are privatized too; the army is fully private and you get paid for the protection of their worthless lives, including the worthless whore of a sister you have.
Anonymous No.81753849 [Report]
>>81753428 (OP)
Should have been a screeching let's player in 2012. Sorry, kid.
Anonymous No.81754526 [Report]
>>81753428 (OP)
Earning millions from OF is an achievement now?