Thread 81767774

Michael Barrymore edition

>>81767774 (OP)
Is that the head of ofcom?

>>81767774 (OP)
Next one should be a Stuart Lubbock edition. For balance.

>>81767755
Found this post from him about his penis size

I for one am not interested in the penis size of other fellas

>>81767774 (OP)
Micheal Barrymore pushed that gay lad off the balcony because he wouldnt give him a wank. Not right!

>>81767798
Michael Barrymore is

England playing and no one's even excited about it. Where is your national pride lads?

>>81767798
Me? I am desu.

>>81767822
1) It's womens
2) The mens team aren't English
3) They took corrie off for this wank

just want sour skittles desu

>>81767799
That's not what happened lad. Barrymore saw the light in his eyes and wanted to put it out.

>>81767834
Fuckin ell brothers going to be FUMING that they took Corrie off TV tonight.

>>81767845
Keep us updated if he has a big melty about it lad

>>81767845
He's having to wait so long to find out who kicked Gary's head in

Doing a britfeel survey so we can all compare willy sizes (ERECT)
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVDwE0n3

>>81767884
This kind of thing might be better for Shippy's non-sexual penis comparison subreddit.

>>81767884
oh my days live results coming in already

>>81767866
Oh I wouldnt dare ask. He has a melty even is you ask him whats going on. He does this massive sigh and starts sulking. Hes been doing that all his life and people talk behind his back and ask if he has "special needs" about 6 different people have said it to me and mum over the years.

>>81767912
And does he? Sounds like he's got a learning disability

I want a go on one of those large plastic sex arses, like the ones with heft to them but id never buy one. Something you can really go to town on

>>81767922
Get yourself a fleshlight theyre just as good

>>81767930
nah just a one time thing on a large sex arse, I know what fleshlights are like

>>81767920
Yes many people over the years have thought this even mum and dad think he does. Mum brought it up once and he had a massive melty over it shouting "I DONT I DONT I DONT IM NOT DISABLED" that was a few years ago we havent brought it up since. No idea what it is though.

>>81767930
Corr didnt our mark buy a plastic pussy on temu once? Imagine the smell him going at that in his flat!

i'ed never lie on the internet

Chick chick chick chick chicken
Corrr

>>81767954
alright there youtubers
ive just joined chaturbate
its a website where you can masturbate off while you chat
my name is seasidemark on chaturbate
some nights im gonna go on there play around with my fucking pencil
and pencil all around the fucking room
get me fucking pencil out and fucking sharpen it
ill be sharpening my pencil a few nights a week live on camera
i dont give a fuck me
ill get my fucking pencil out
and ill write what i Iike

>>81767946
>he had a massive melty over it shouting "I DONT I DONT I DONT IM NOT DISABLED"

Laughed thinking about this. Has he ever worked or went to higher education? How did he do at school?

Me? I always lie on the internet

>>81767978
In highschool he didnt do too bad. And yes hes worked. Had a few jobs in warehouse work. He worked as a construction yard labourer for a few years before his illness and hes been Nicolemaxxing since 2019. He wants to get another job but hes only applied for 5 jobs last month. I told him thats nowhere near enough but he got upset and started sulking so ive not brought it up since. I think secretly he wants to stay on bennies but I dont think he will pass his upcoming PIP review soon.
He is extremely attached to his female best friend and has been crying multiple times at the fact they cant spend Fridays with each other. All he does is takes her to appointments and does her shopping for her. So I think thats why he wants to stay on benefits we will see.

>>81768041
What's Nicolemaxxing?

>>81767762
This is true, I use head and shoulders daily and still can't get rid of it

>>81768070
Kek. It means staying on benefits. It became a britfeel meme a few months ago, I dont have the image but a woman on BBC news did an interview and she claimed she was earning 33k a year on benefits. It was just boomer rage fuel to get them to click on the website but it sure as shit worked it was trending on Twitter and normies were fuming at it.

>>81767774 (OP)
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nDwIdYIUvs

>>81768106
So the head of Ofcom can perv on 16 year old girls but we can't make posts on britfeel?

so I was living alone, renting a nice little place from a relative and my mum decides to break up with her man and turns up at my door with all her furniture etc after the 1000th mental breakdown in her life

didnt even ask me if I was dating anyone but has sometimes asked "wouldn't you like to meet someone?" as if I'm still 18 or whatever. I mentioned once that it was much harder for me now to do that since shes living here and she just gets defensive (any criticism, however minor, and even when not aimed at her results in angry defensiveness) and says that's the conversation over with

also found out recently that I had been paying all the bills and council tax thinking she was covering the mortgage (house is owned by a relative) but apparently for well over a year that mortgage has been paid off, so I've been paying all the bills etc while she has just been paying for food. every time she has brought home M&S stuff or just posh overpriced garbage I've said no thanks it's too expensive and she just said you have to treat yourself and not to be tight with meself. and when I asked her how much the bills cost (I just transfer money to her) she told me one number and when I've now asked her to check that it turns out it's about 90 quid less.

all the while she's telling me that people my age could afford a house if we didn't have a "new phone" (I don't) and buy fast food, and asks how did she manage to do it at my age, and that she wasn't able to save hundreds of pounds a month in the 70s etc. what a fucking waste of time it is trying to communicate with people like this. when I manage to move out again I reckon I'll just cut ties

>>81768119
Fair play to you mate x

Do you think anyone that has ever posted in /britfeel/ has ever killed someone?

>>81768137
HHL has, he pretends he's in a care home but I reckon it's some sort of prison

The undisputed anal king

>>81768156
>The undisputed anal king
Can't imagine the state of your arse tho lad

I've got the hairiest arse on britfeel

>second battle of the bands on friday
Looking forward to it, first one was quite good despite it being just me on my own, went with the intentions of trying to make friends as I have none but now im just going because its nice to get out, venue is 2 minutes from me. Would be nice to make frens though.

>>81768199
Good lad x

where's are fluffy bunny crossy

>>81768211
Stop dead naming lad. It's Eva6 now.

i was about to post but then an anon says "wheres crossy" so i may as well not because itll just make you think im crossy more

>>81768211
with his mammy

>>81768195
I've got the 2nd girthiest cock in /britfeel/

>>81768223
miss u
xx

I've got the least reasons to live in /britfeel/

I genuinely don't see my life ever getting any better, it's not bad at the moment I suppose, just dull, but the peak has long gone

Dubs and I have a glass of wine tomorrow, even singles and I go wasino

>>81768257
Go Nottingham

Might get a curry tomorrow, that's a fairly common birthday tradition too

>>81768267
I'd meet someone in Nottingham, but not go there just for the sake of it

got a cold, lord just kill me now

>>81768279
I'm quite partial to a homemade quiche on muh birthday.

For me it's birthday KFC

My ideological leader? Shippy.

>just read meditations bro
another amazing insight from Beard Podcast Man number 1000
This slop has done a number on boomers it truly has. I miss when my parents would watch like The X Factor and stuff. It's more honest slop.

if shippy had a podcast id listen to it

Might just end up garn Malverns tomorrow, could tick off a Woby

>>81768303
Not sure why, I have 0 experience in this field, I've even been offered it and turned it down

Was even thinking of an escort tomorrow but I've coomed 3 times today, so it would just be a waste of time. Should probably wait for my STI results to come back too

>>81768315
>I've even been offered it
Sure, pal

Garn make some posts?

>>81768470
Watching a Jago Hazard vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yw-Pp_RW08

>>81768484
Just open the window x

>>81768507
Was on the tube yesterday and it was suprisingly cool

purchased 2 bags of sour skittles

Would you offer this man anal sex?

Fleshlight collection coming on strong

>>81768580
What happens if you fuck a fleshlight with a dildo?

>>81768580
do they not make innies?

One for the feetfreaks

>>81768564
I suspect you are a virgin, I might be wrong, and I'll take your word for it if you tell me otherwise, but I suspect that you are

>>81768590
Those are for my arse

wish i had someone (cute biological female) to play gta5 with (on ps5)

>>81768580
any chance of a timestamp?

got 6 (you)s on /int/ earlier

>>81768622
it would be better for you if you learned not to need the company of others. im not saying become a hermit im saying dont let the absence of others make you sad

Love Simcity4, garn download it again.

>>81767884
should have had a girth one, i'd win, 8.5" it's like two coke cans, every woman has looked horrified, apart from one complete and utter slag who fucked a whole football team one night so im told.

>>81767884
why hasn't HHL voted yet?

>>81768644
ok i guess ill just play by myself

How's this for a bit of fun lads. Got 33 myself.
https://ricepuritytest.com/

know what would be a good way of an heroing? go to that island near india with the tribe on it and let them spear you to death

>>81768730
it can still be fun

>>81768760
got 85 me

>>81768764
It's a protected island, divert the plane on the way to magaluf, give the boys all spears and take it over, claim the women and the island.
t.Mark Thatcher

>>81768760
17 me, sex, wanking and some minor crime, no gay stuff or bestiality tho

>>81768804
proper deviant

>>81768764
take some funny items too for when the media reports on it, maybe a fleshlight and mein kampf

scored 46

>>81768760
>https://ricepuritytest.com/
Saw this in outer/r9k/

kissed horizontally?

>>81768760
>17
"l have yeah"

>>81768760
I'm confused. Wasn't it out of 100. I clicked most of them and got 32. Numbers don't make sense. This also seems designed for Mormons or other very strict religious types.

Not doing this bullshit. I'm an ugly virgin loser and that's that.

how are you all scoring so low

>>81768930
were good bois

>>81768760
I achieved a score of 48.

>>81768760
38, am I that much of a normie?

86 was literally today, and 87 may or may not be by the end of the week. Question 69 took me a moment to get too, kek

>>81768906
Purity test so the less you've done the higher your score. It was made by uni students to track their journey into degeneracy over the term apparently.

higher score is better? fucks sake

hi lads

life is ok today x

>>81768956
But it still doesn't add up. I think 32 would mean I clicked 68 instances and I think I clicked more than that. Hmm not sure maybe I'm stupid and have bad short term memory.

>>81768956
>>81768930
went to uni, makes sense. Not done any weird shit see, nuffin gay or too illegal

>>81768972
Fuck knows lad maybe some of them are weighted differently.

>>81768992
Possibly. Now I look at the list again there probably were quite a few I didn't click actually. I got a fever it not my fault I'm being slow.

85 me im the biggest loser in the thread x

my cat's favourite show is cops

>>81768760
>Question 96

>>81768760
Made me depressed this, I got 38 but feel like a 75

>>81769015
your cat has good taste

IT OVER. SENPAI X

>>81769190
Remember to do your daily duty of punching a foid in the fanny.

>>81769190
Onlyfans is literally all money laundering

>>81768760
Scored 9 did I win or not win?

>>81769216
you don't belong on this board mate

Had another dream.about my broken heart x
>>81769015
Lol x

>>81769255
who broke ur heart?

My dog's Favourite film is Jurassic Bark.

>>81769226
I put a tick for "Committed an act of vandalism?" because I set fire to a school one time so I think that counts?

Was at the dinner table giggling like a schoolboy before. Some lad said it before but I imagined seasideMARK saying "Gagging for a loan de lits" I bet they think Im an even bigger spacker than they thought.

Warning as disorientated seagulls "on acid" due to annual phenomenon

Got that p-pa-payday loan. Wonga! It w-wo-wonga! Oh it lush. It lush.

>>81769261
I was posting on this thread in my dream.I was in a library that was the old Borders shop I think.Nd they had books that was the size of book shelfs, just 1 book that had to be taken out the shop in a forklift. But i went back to where i stayed in a wee cottage in the countryside nd I wrote this on Britfeel "My broken heart x" On my phone. Nd that was the dream. Its weird,I always read that text doesnt work in dreams.I seen a calendar n a dream nd a newspaper nd it was all fucked up.But i knew what this said.

>>81769306
how long can he get away with this kind of thing

The 1st thing i wanted on my phone when i woke up was a nightcore version of Caledonia, which doesnt really exist

Fanny x

>>81769331
oh my days
i loved borders x

>>81768760
31 for me. Ticked nearly all the sex stuff, none of the drugs and police stuff.

Paizuri x

>>81769331
>just 1 book that had to be taken out the shop in a forklift

Nakadashi x

It's mad to me that Scots will say 'wee' without any irony as if it's a normal word to use.

>>81769343
the very worst part of you is me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1MQaZdXGc

>>81768224
Kek i seen a video from my cousins phone,,From the weekend,I never realised at the time at all that ppl were sitting there taking pictures of everything but I guess thats what happens.I seen a video where i was sitting nd pure cuddling into my mmy nd it was nice,It was just peaceful n cute,I was wrecked but it wasnt in a bad way,I dont think.I was a bit paranoid about that night bc i blacked out.I was worried id done something bad i forgot.But i think ave decided it was ok.Well my cousin n my sisters nd their bfs nd all that said they enjoyed it so if there was anything that bad they wouldnt say that. My cousin said it was the BEST night. Well, for me I pissed on the floor nd vomited in the sink nd smashed the glass off water that was meant for me to stop vomiting.I think bc of all that,,Its got in my head that it was a bad time.But the thing is, that was all in the privacy of my own hotel room.So as long as they dont know about that,Which is an If though. Then its all right.Well it was last weekend n i still feel hungover now.But its alright.I quit nicotine since Saturday so i guess i would feel weird for a while.Ave lit been aff vaping n smoking n all nicotines for like 4 or 5 days its weird.I feel at a loose end a bit.

>>81769390
the men wear skirts but refuse to accept that they are skirts, also they think throwing logs around is a sport, strange people

>>81769390
Same feeling when I hear English people say 'mate' and 'lad'.

Watching Black Sabbath Back to the Beginning. Give it loads, Ozzy!

crosslad paizuri-ing his mammy's saggy knockers then nakadashi-ing her hairy tuppence

>>81768760
50. I'm neither pure nor impure.

>>81769470
I nvr heard that phrase leave room for Jesus pretty cute

Disappointed so many lads have had sex it seems, thought I was with my own kind

All the sex I've had has been with just one person in my entire life, so I guess that makes up for the relatively high score, right?

>>81769507
prostitution is [more of less] legal in Britain so it isnt surprising

What happened to the list?

>>81769507
Sorry about that anon.
>>81769547
Did it disappear with the desk?

>>81769507
very few of us left on /r9k/ de lid

>>81769547
Rich people enjoying prime pussy. Why are people so worked up about this?

8k interest free credit card for me my leeeeeds. Don't even need it, but with interest rates being what they are I'd rather keep me money in a savings account.

>>81768760
>ricepuritytest.com

68

I will die completely loveless

>>81769573
>prime puss
hello gregg

>>81769507
I've never had loving sex if that's any consolation

Getting an escort is such a ballache

some of you genuinely dont deserve sex

>>81769643
why don't some of us deserve sex any why?

>>81769643
I hope Ebin and HHL get sex

>>81769671
Get your tongue out of their arses you onions cow

>>81768760
I fucking win
score:94

I've got no interest in an escort which is why I'm a virgin, I'd rather save it for true love and if I never find it then so be it x

>>81769678
Not got my tongue up their arses, I'm not a zoomer, they are just frens x

>>81769507
Does it count if I have had sex a very small amount of times and the last time I did was about 10 years ago?

>>81769701
If you're a 30 year old virgin and refuse to see an escort, the reason you're a 30 year old virgin is because you refuse to see an escort, women can sniff youre low T

shooting some of you into space and you cant stop MEH

>>81769742
Being an escortcel is a fate worse than death

not sure I really take any criticisms or threats from a footfag (synonymous with "my brain is literally wired incorrectly") all that seriously honestly

>>81769757
>Being an escortcel is a fate worse than death
explain please

I would take my posting here VERY seriously and in fact best pack a moon suit cause you will be leaving the orbit soon pal through my fookin space rocket catapult

>>81769742
not a virgin but if i was i dont think id stoop to an escort
it feels like, at that point, you're just admitting defeat and sliding to rock bottom. sure it gets the "im a virgin" tag lost from you, but to me it's only really a real "win" when you're getting it from someone who actually WANTS to fuck you, not just wants your dough

>>81769747
Corr if footlad fires me into space I hope the Duras sisters come and find me! Oh aye

>>81769789
phwoar yeah B lad forget space just fire me into her vagina with the shrink ray catapult wahey!

Summer can go away now. Had enough of this heat.

>>81769818
gay mong get in me space catapult you getting shot into space

>footfags all fuck off into space
>world instantly becomes a utopia

i guess im not getting an explanation then

>footchads shoot gay men into space
>worship pretty girl feet and their sweaty soles and toes
we win x

>>81769850
This 1 nd this 1 >>81769643 is a banger

>crossy is a footshitter
Gone off him, lads. Don't wanna creampie him anymore.

Need a payday loan ASAP!

>>81769910
Yep, its 1 of my hobbies

Think ill really jst stop breathing while am sleeping one night from this deviated septum......So its really the same as sleep apnea except nobody takes it seriously. Well, If the only way to fix it is surgery,Ill never fix it, Am scared of stuff like that

Only good feet are Kim Wexler Better Call Saul simple as

>>81769941
I got a deviated septum too it's a pain in the bollocks. Have to sleep with my mouth open.

>>81769910
Its his special interest.

>>81769929
really dropped down in my books, mate

>>81769789
Computer. I want you to make a simulation. Make me 0.5mm small and insert me inside of one of the vaginas of duras sisters. Safety protocols off. ENGAGE.

>>81769946
Does that make it better?Kek no wonder am suffocating every night.I nvr do that.

>>81769976
Well if you can't breathe through your nose then you breathe through your mouth silly lad.

Ruth and Will

>>81769997
Aye ur quite right.The thing is because of my oral fixation ave spent the past 10 yrs with my mouth closed with something in it.Its not a joke.I mean like i was vaping and when i wasnt doing that it was chewing gum orn icotine gum or mints or something.I think ave got "pica" quite mildly.I jst dont feel relaxed when my mouth is empty.But am getting used to it now.So when i take those codeines as well.I like to put them under my tongue nd let it dissolve.Which only takes really 5 mins or something but i just leave it in for an hour+++ just for the relaxation of it I literally take them sometimes just for that and i used to do the same with diazepam just take them for the buzz of holding it under my tongue.So aye.I think ave damaged my jaw a wee bit.But aye.Ill give it a try tonight.I was just using the sudafed spray but its not ideal doing that all the time.U might have saved my life in the future lowkey thankx.x

Tryin to use mind ovr matter to eat food for first time today,i really cant be arsed with anything today

Feels like every day is like "cant be arsed today" "tmro will be better" "manifesting that tmro will be better" nd nexr thing its the next day and its not better, often worse

>>81770066
Don't breathe throguh your mouth it gives you a weak jaw x

>>81770108
Just been depressed the past few days myself tbqh de lid. Sleeping a lot. Fuck it all tbqh.

>>81770108
Have you made any effort to change any of it though lad
You spend half it on here wilting away and the other half taking enough drugs to cope

Not a dig or anything, but you can't expect change if you change fuck all

today i am wearing an iron cross necklace and a peace one
both metal

>>81770200
Every day you say some more stupid bollocks that makes me think you're a LARP.

doing evas skincare routine for her

>>81770200
yeah you're a larping chud, we get it

>>81770108
i been trying change my life for last year and it got me nowhere
better to give up now xx

>>81770213
dont have a routine its just this one facial lotion
if i put too much on my skin i fear my skin will be dependant on it, ergo being shit without those literal barrels of chemicals

HHL and Steve

My old friend married a pick me, chudsignalling sorta girl, from 4chan. Divorced in the end. Hmmmm makes you think don't it.

>>81770232
do you at least wear factor 50 x

>>81770251
isnt that sun lotion?

>>81770259
>isnt that sun lotion?
yes got to stay protected keep ur skin youthful

>>81770259
how fucking thick are you, love
didnt you claim to be smart in another thread and know you dont know what factor 50 is

eva6 and Big B

>>81770265
i dont go out directly in the sun often, if i do, it isnt for very long, however i do like it, but my hair is usually in my face, i like feeling my hair after the sun has warmed it up

Steve sucking off HHL's 3 incher

>got a cold
>lad at work gives me some (i assume) polish cold capsules
>take 2 just like he said
>fucking laid out for about 4 hours and now i feel drunk
on the plus side the cold is alot better

>>81770200
What does your Dad think about these necklaces?

>>81770267
i didnt say i didnt know what factor 50 was, i was just verifying it was sun lotion

HHL deepthroating Steve's big willy down his long neck

>>81770277
>i like feeling my hair after the sun has warmed it up
sounds lush x

>>81770283
im wearing the iron cross regarding prussia and the german empire not the baddies
and ive explained to him why i wear them

>>81770291
almost like you weren't sure about it, but okay thickie

>>81770315
Eva you are quite the character. A typical egirl as it were.

>>81770315
>and the german empire
>not the baddies
You uh
You uh ever heard about this thing called "World War 1"? Or colonialism?

hairjob from evas sun kissed hair

>>81770270
She called me a fatty fatty bum bum today, not nice.

>>81770344
truth hurts m8

Tranny confirmed, actual women dont give a fucking shit about the german empire

It's better to be an escortcel than a literal virgin

Wouldnt mind if eva was a tranny id suck her willy

>>81770344
Why'd she call you that? Cheeky little minx. Needs a good slapping down.

>>81770364
>It's better to be an escortcel than a literal virgin
You're pathetic mate

>>81770371
Wonder if she's got a bigger willy than HHL

Askuk not liking Tobyquest

>>81769962
The thing is that I dont have much of a sex drive,,Most porn images i see here am like that *scroll* *scroll* *Scroll* *no reaction* *scrolls past* But if there is 1 thing thats gna wake up my wee pp now nd again its cute feet,I cant help the way i was born. The thing is am a christian I dont want to go on about sx or porn but ave not been good at all that for quite a while now nd am in this place called 4chan thats a bad influence. If God put this special interest in me from the start then maybe it was meant to be there but still dont want to be a pervert but sometimes that jut makes it more erotic that i dont want it to turn me on but it just does. But am not ashamed of how God made me

I am returned, your savior, Name wanker

U need slappin daaaaaaan

Listening to a little bit of Orbie while playing Pokemon yellow. It lush.

>>81770387
probably ,not hard to beat a 3 incher

>>81770393
we already established that you're a shit fucking christian so I dunno why you keep holding onto that cope

Still no proof eva6 is a female

>>81770141
>>81770226
Waiting on Ofcom to do the needful kick up the arse.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>81770400
*gets abused by stepmum*
*starts abusing little sister*
*dad calls me a gayboy and knocks me out*
*kill big fat heather*

>>81770397
Classic NW post

eva6 needs investigating by ofcom

hello its me ofcom

>>81770390
>what they did to that tree
The Hadrian's wall thing?

King of the Hill is now on Disney+ for the lad who was on about it a while back.

>>81770418
Always thought Shirley looks n sounds like Zira the mammy lion from Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

>>81770468
Fuck sake you cunt I won't be able to forget this now. Remember Harry Hill always taking the piss out of Heather too.

>>81770380
Why am I pathetic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyUBL2-Qifk
SINCE I LEFT YOU
I FOUND THE WORLD SO NEW

Ever feel like you weren't given a good education when you was in school?

>>81770442
Nah, one in north London, they cut some tree down apparently to expand the car park or something

>>81770200
A hour ago I was jst looking at bracelets i bought on amazon 6 yrs ago.I was in a phase of buying stuff with gems in them thinking it had legit spiritual powers.Nd then it was these things made in china that broke after a week.Some of them were nice tho.I like jewellery cus its like a fidget spinner that doesnt draw attention in public.

looking for songs that bring unbridled joy

>>81770502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNVdeaLDCN8

>>81770516
Haha class

>>81770502
https://youtu.be/9Qmwsg2pyEc

is there anyone out there? x

>>81770564
>is there anyone out there? x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRI0hDOUAI

Not taking teh piss, just choon posting.

>>81770502
home is where i wanna be but i guess i'm already there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoiX8ncN8-k

it tune posting hours x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiMrrleH_hI

Feverberg has deprived me of energy. Need more sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reQDDxUgImM
This is a great version of an good choon.

Time4 a wee shower nd chillax

SOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAAAAAAAAIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmpRLQZkTb8

Letting my animes seed for a few hrs as my good deed today

>>81770657
what a shite song

>>81770664
Good boy. Me? I'm a leecher plain and simple. That's why I'll never get into a private tracker.

>>81770664
give me ur top 3 animes please

>>81770447
It was me. Thank you for telling me that. I will now watch all 12 seasons that will finally give me something to do.

>>81770669
more of a blur fan?

>>81770683
blad are you a neet

>>81770502
https://youtu.be/fQ4f_lgdYz8

>>81770683
Happy for you, lad. Good to have something to take your mind off things. I would watch it too but still in the middle of me Chink wuxia drama and started watching The Leftovers again too. Kinell.

>>81770680
NEed to think about it theres too many,What ones u like?

>>81770694
You've been here for ages now lass, do you just not pay attention to anything?

All kicked off. Just been punched in the face for standing up for Britain.

It's over x

>>81770683
blad are you cute

>>81770673
Lols,Am in 1 private music tracker,but I did get put on like "probation" once for leeching nd I had to leave stuff seeding for days to get my brownie points back,Lol,However,I also wasnt that smart about how these things even work,It might have been an accident a bit but yeah they take it seriously.To be honest,I actually like seeding on a tracker just cause you rack up the brownie points nd you can see the GBs go up,It feels nice,But it also makes it feel like more of a commitment to DL something knowing its gna affect your score,Whereas normally youd just grab whatever you feel like.I guess thats the point.

music to listen to on shroom s oh aye x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdHS1sbV5xw

>>81770734
Based. I'd love to punch you in the face. I'd like to buy that man a drink.

Is it really kicking off? Is there really commotions? Is there really drama? Or is this just completely made up.

Never seeded, never will

>>81770680
NTA but,
Punch line
Wanna be the strongest in the world
Watamote

>>81770739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKKDNCpVbo

liminal choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WunsIfsHmHE

>>81770738
I hate all the gatekeeping with private trackers. At some point it becomes a full time job keeping your ratio right. It doesn't matter because the only private tracker I want is PTP and BTN and they're pretty much impossible nowadays.

>>81770718
toradora and welcome to nhk x

LOGH was the best anime. Followed by Love Live. All others are irrelevant.

ever gone shrooming britfeel? x

>>81770765
I used to be on a TV show private tracker and they were extraordinarily arrogant. With the way they were acting you'd think they actually made the TV shows themselves.

>>81770777
DVDlad's favourite animes are Toradora, Clannad, Gakkou Gurashi, Hunter x Hunter, Cardcaptor Sakura and Kanon (the second version). How do I know? Because I am DVDlad.

Fuming me x


Fuck you and your Muslim led family x

>>81770827
Do you eat Steve's arse out?

Nobody stood up 4 me when my Mam and Dad divorcerd xxx

>>81770805
Yes, I have a jar of dried liberty caps I cba ever eating

>>81770694
>im smart btw

Just cracked open an ice cold Smirnoff Ice cause O wanted a cold drink. It nice. It the tropical one (700ml).

>>81770811
need to watch that clannad one day always wanted to

will be shooting HHL into space shortly before we get his dire alcohol induced dementia ramblings

He's had 3 French beers now he's on a mad one for 12 hours

>>81770853
You homeland in life now. Friends to be made x

>>81770864
Read the VN too if you're into that. Reminds me they finally released the Kanon VN in English.

Another night of Sunderland care home staff allowing one of their residents to drink far too much alcohol, this needs escalating to the Sunderland council.

>>81770885
yeah thats why i put off watching it since i wanted to read it first

>>81770200
What is a peace one?

>>81770887
Sunderland council building a brand new leisure centre at your expense wagie x

I will be escalating this behaviour to Sunderland council

>>81770901
I'd assume its the one you get if you google "peace symbol"
generic white girl shit

>>81770922
You won't be doing jack shit x

>Hello Sunderland Council, someone in your city is drinking beer
>What, on a warm summer evening?
>Yeah
>Ok, goodbye

Sunderlalnd City Counci goes down the wing for me xxx

>>81770950
The Seethie weethies are fuming at you tonight de lad, they dance to your tune x

Sunderland council will be hearing from me mate, say what you like, I will be escalating this.

Wonder if Helper had a certificate confirming he has Giraffe Neck Syndrome.

>>81770959
You don't have the power to escalate it

>>81770975
I'll escalate HHL to an early grave m8

Fuming me. x
Know where I stand. x
Garn be commotions. x
Sunderland knows the score. x
Shit me nappy. x
Smackhead mate texting. x
Necking these beers now. x
All kicked off. x

>>81770926
The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament sign then

Lmfao fuck Sunderland City Council

Fuck Labour

Fuck LGBTQ+ freaks

Fuck the Lib Dems

Get fucked x

>>81771008
dont think you got any high horse to sit on lad

>There's no solution to the housing crisis that doesn't involve building as many homes as possible, without being squeamish about it.

hmm, perhaps we wouldn't be in this position if we hadn't have imported millions of people since 1997, hmmmmmmmmm

Sunderland council will be making sure Sunderland care homes prevent him from drinking too much alcohol and abusing drugs, he will be set right. Will be escalating it soon.

Would love some research into why Helper behaves like he does when he drinks. He's like an alcoholic Popeye. As soon as he gets his spinach he's away on a mad one.

>>81770694
Yes sadly. Ive been unemployed since 2012. Had a few odd jobs on and off since then but none of them have lasted longer than 2 months. Just telling you the honest truth.
>>81770736
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I was quite handsome in secondary school but after than it just went all downhill. Dosent help that Im 11 stone overweight kek. If 4chan shuts down I will show you what I look like.

wish i was finnish mates

>>81771008
You will be sleeping in mummys again tonight you terrified shit house

Hmmmmm.
>>81771047
He's not finished, he's 28.

>>81771023

Pipe downs x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDuetklFtD

>>81771064
come back when you arent a bigger wastrel than anyone you rail against
and when you can post links right

>>81771087
Do you know who I am

I am the king of the kings

Don't ever backchat me x

>>81770853
Why the fuck would they? Lol.

>>81771120
Will be screenshotting this as evidence for Sunderland council

>>81771120
ur a retarded cunt m8, that simple

I am literallly the king of the kings xxx

>>81771150
The king of the kings shits in a nappy?

Reporting Helper to the police for diddling kids in Flamingo Land.

the mong of mongs x

>>81770846
I highly suspect the answer to this question is "Absolutely, yes."

>>81771150
You piss off every around you and all you'll have left is 4chan but not for long

Steve likes to eat Helper's shite directly from his nappy. Nice and fresh.

>>81771142

Heil Hitler xxx


I grabbed a handful of pennies x

>>81771203
>Heil Hitler xxx
>t. would be thrown in the gas chamber so fast he couldn't claim to be the king of kings

>>81771203
You like grabbing kid's private parts at Flamingo Land don't you you sick fuck?

>>81771218

Do about it faggot?

Flamingo Land is mine xxx

>>81770996
You are the weakest person that has ever posted in /britfeel/

>>81771218
he's king of the nonces

>>81771235
HELPER ADMITS HE'S A NONCE. SICK FUCK.

Why is flamingo land harbouring a convicted serial nonce?

>>81771203
Sunderland care homes will be receiving a full log of your Heil Hitler messages, this will be escalated

Helper literally runs this thread, lots of idle threats directed towards him x

If I knew which fold Helper lived in I would legit out in a complaint about the prick.

how many frens are living strange? how many special helpers change?

>>81771254
Do you think they care?

>>81771269
I don't think they care about complaints for anonymous boxroom dwellers.

>>81771272
He got a warning recently about drinking too much and being disruptive. His neighbours probably complain all the time.

I don't give a fuck me. Fuck you and your kids lmfao xxx

Helper stands up for Britain, that's all I need to know x

Why is flamingo land aiding and abetting infamous sex criminal sean gay alien?

inb4 rough af me

>>81771306
Helper's cock stands up for little kids at Flamingo Land. Proper nonce case.

>>81771311
completely made up bullshit

>>81771306
Pipe down spam mong

Flamingo Land is mine xxx

>>81771350
He's gone and attached photo evidence of himself to his posts, Sunderland care homes will be doing you in now once I escalate my complaints

>>81771385
*deescalates complaint*

For me it's MarmiteMan4

>>81771385

I'm garn tell the homes you been pushing me to suicides x

>>81771348
Had a look at the deleted posts in that thread, about 2/3 of them were mine, but I'm not sure what HHL is on about here, I didn't post anything to rile him up in that thread

>>81771350
Kewl piccy x

>>81771496
qt kitty x

>>81771484
Thats nt even funny. I had this post quoted >>81765191. I was gna say. I made a nicola thread before. But legit I was seconds away from posting that before u just posted that.

Might actually learn German properly. Don't think it should be too hard. Get in touch with me roots as it were. Might keep me off the vidya.

This 1,I was reminded of this by helpers posts rn, which then reminded me of the nicola thing from today,So i was about to say about that,but then somebody posted girls aloud while i was doing so.Well neway.Its a good tune.x

>>81771513
Nicola was a true Robot, I think about her when I drive through Stamford as she was born there

I sometimes used to wank to this video and time it perfectly so that I would coom at exactly 3:06

>>81771543
I don't remember that edish, funny because it's the sort of thing that would have stood out for me.

Yeah /britfeel/ is a deep and mysterious thread lad. I was posting 4 days in advance about how I was thinking of climbing Snowdon, then when I was up there, someone else from the thread literally passed me

>>81771556
Sorry, I meant 3:02, you'll know exactly which bit I mean

>>81771528
I wouldve thought it actually is hard,Idk,ave got family that lives there,but ave never bothred my arse to learn it,since they mostly know english anyways,I like how they jam different words together to make bigger words like japanese

>>81771595
Relatively anyway. Think I've got a good ear for languages. French or German seem doable. Hopefully I'm not too stupid by now idk.

cum and then I sigh x

>>81771556
Yeah when their concert was on telly last year I said to my stpdad how I always fancied nicola n hes like that "Which one is she the ugly one?" By which he did mean nicola

>>81771528
>Might actually learn German properly

>>81771617
She's not looking her best here, but I like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_BG3n1q5KU

Posted the bookcase on int/lang earlier and got 7 (you)s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14

Wow x

I haven't hit the critical mass yet with Arabic, I read BBC Arabic and only understand 10-15% at best, with Welsh it's like 80%, despite not being that much further ahead in Welsh

>>81771655
Such a qt

Have yiou waht;s t seen sxxx

>>81771721
She's not bad in this one either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-72xwJ4ytY

>>81771747
Hope you don't go too off the rails de lad, don't wanna hangover x

This it how it feels going through Sunderland

Let's get the hell out of here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lq3SOB8swmm44a

>>81771750
Oh luvly x

It begins. At that stage of fever where my bones start to hurt. Cool cool cool.

>>81771805
You are brainwashed American scum xxx

Most of the books burned were Jewish marxist propafnags. Anlgo approved yeah xxx

would welcome the nuking of this place just to be rid of eva6 from /britfeel/

I've seen this episode of britfeel. He comes back tomorrow and says he's rough af and no more wooze.

>>81771713
When you read the Holy Quran in the original Arabic you will inevitably convert to Islam, and also realise that you are the prophesied Qa'im. Let's be blunt, nobody knows the true origin of your bean-shaped head. In Shi'a narrations, the Qa'im is said to have an unusual or distinctive physical feature, a sign to recognize him by. I think that could be it.

HEIL FUCKING HELPER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc

>>81771920
What like today now cus its midnight? Happy birthday xx

>>81771910
I have a Qu'ran in Arabic too, in addition to an English translation

>He is said to be a descendant of Muhammad
Geni says I am, although in theory basically everyone in the world is.

>>81771834
My mother is inflicted with the same ilness.

>>81771934
Yeah, I just turned 33 at midnight. Early 30's gone, now early to mid 30s

t.beanbean

>>81771938
When asked about the signs of the Qa'im, the Prophet (s.a.w.) smiled and said, "In truth, a man will arise whose head is shaped neither round nor square, but fashioned as a humble bean. Do not mock the shape of he who is chosen. Indeed, Allah shaped the Qa'im's head like a bean to remind humanity of their humble sustenance, from which will come great renewal."

>>81771955
Happy birthday BeanBean-Chan

TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH XXXX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

>>81771951
Cruel isn't it. I'm always not well these days. It makes sense corresponding to be personality.

>>81771980
Thanks de lad

>>81771955
Ohh. Nice 1. Happy bday.x Hope u got a day off then.

>>81771999
>It makes sense corresponding to be personality.
Check'd and that bit doesn't make sense. Get some sleep lad.

>>81772015
Yeah got the day off, it was my randomly assigned day off anyway by chance

I ask my supporters to listen to thieir local forces. They are cruel but if I speak out I will be hurt, A thousand men have been held back by anti-racism. I'm sorry x

>Next appointmentshire in 14 already

Quite the week indeed, this

>>81770777
Did u see bocchi the rock?Thats what popped in my head from those 2 that you said.+ Kaiji. Arakawa under the bridge.Death Parade.I think are ones you might like.If youre even still here.x

White supremaccy is a cancer.

They say this is a prison but it's a fair place?

Might garn beddington me

>>81771920
Happy birthday Shippy. I am a summer baby too, mine was the month just gone.
I hope you have a nice day filled with joy.

Definitely leaning towards some wine tomorrow

>>81771920
Happy birthday lad. Hope you treat yourself to a Toby and get another location ticked off.

Oh ye nd future diary maybe.I dont watch romance a lot.I liked fruits basket a lot but its very feminine romance.Mostly cute stuff i like.K-on.Hidamari sketch.And action.Madoka.Death note.One of my favs Noir.Underrated.Different stuff.Ave not seen anything new in ages though.Not been in the mood.

It's fucking overs x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xpTljAiqw

>>81772021
It kinda makes sense. Everything matches. Weak person weak body. It's like when someone constantly trips over things and makes a fool of themselves. It's not the stairs fault. It's what they are. What the hell am I on about now. Me old mate would know. Alright but you gotta get over it.

happy birthday dolly x

>>81772087
Cheers, probably no Woby but you never know, probably the one near Junction 6 M42 if so x

I'd wish shippy a happy birthday, but I have suspicions he has insulted me numerous times. So I won't.

>>81772106
Constitution or something

>>81772126
Incredibly based take, you'd probably be right too, cheers x

>>81772126
>I have suspicions he has insulted me numerous times

Feels like too much effort to even get a shower these days.

I'd forgot that shippy said it was his birthday.
Happy birthday lad.
>>81772226
It's good occasionally.

>>81772091
Remember first time watching Madoka knowing nothing about it and thinking wow this is cute n cuddly just like me Sailor Moons and Cardcaptor and then BOOM

>>81772233
Thanks lad, very apt dubs too

>dvdlad and shippy share a birthday week
poetry it seems

>>81772239
Trip dubs, lad. Would have been cool if it was 112233.

HelperNazi getting punched down a peg or two.
it lush, it luxury punch x

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81488298/#81489169

oh aye

Dont want to listen in on my neighbour when she argues with her ex partner on the phone but i cant help being curious not nice to do though,But she could shout a bit quieter if she doesnt want anyone to hear, but as humans n moids we cant help being a wee bit nosy

>>81772325
True that mate free telly innit? My neighbours are Polish so I'd need a fucking translator.

>>81772235
Yea.I liked Mami as well.

>>81772325
The only time I ever heard anyone shag was in a hotel in Paris in 2017. Kind of suprised in a way

I think fate/zero was same year as madoka.And steins gate.That was a pretty kewl year.Nichijou.

Need Emily Maitlis to interview daddy g

The only time ave gone to an anime event in real life apart from just going to cinema n stuff,,It was that year nd they had Deadman wonderland on, also 2011.I was quite intrigued watching that.But then i got home nd just never bothered with it again.I was depressed that night.Cus i found it hard to speak to ppl.

I'd love some massive oversize studio-tier headphones

>>81772397
QRD daddy g

Although,,a few of them were drinking smirnoff,,Nd I was sober,as I always was back then.So i hadnt learned that ppl drink to make it easier to talk.So youd be around drunk ppl that have drunk confidence n am sitting there like a freakazoid but from my point of view they were the weirdos,but i didnt know enough about booze yet to understand why they were like that

Another 2011 classic

>>81772423
He's a lad who has masturbated in the past.

New thread without hesitation or delay

>>81772512
>>81772512

>>81772512
>>81772512

>>81771163
The king of kings gets his nappy changed courtesy of the taxpayer.