Thread 81772512

David Wampson edition

Bit dumb to make a new thread at this hour.

>>81772532
Why? what's the time limit?

HHL is arrogant. I hope he gets that beaten out of him one day. He strikes me as the kind of lad who has never had the shit kicked out of him because everyone said "don't hit the special lad, he's got learning difficulties" but he sorely needs a good beating. A proper hospital job.

Its up to the night guard to keep the thread going lids. Im sure crossy and co will keep the train chugging.

>go on pornhub
>little box in the top right
>sign into pornhub using your google account
they must think im fucking mad, free wampson

>>81772562
We must be mad.literally mad as a nation

Sore tummy

Me hiring Constance Marten as an Arabic teacher after her release as she struggles to find work with her DBS

>>81772612
>We must be mad.literally mad as a nation
Pic related, Polyglot, not a political post

Listening to whale sounds

Constance Marten whispering down the phone in a perfect Arabic accent

>>81772616
I may have 1 during the night, as I ate some 50YA beans earlier.

>>81772618
Its funny on The Crown they didnt want to have jobs.In real life the jobless are poors and aristocrats.The middle class have to work.Also need to finish the crown one day.I think i stopped during the Diana season even though I was excited for that but it just didnt hit for some reason it was messy.

Why did they punch HHL in the face?

>>81772648
Used to make a stir fry w tofu.Its quite nice.

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/constance-marten-93a6ab9a

kek

>>81772675
Because he stood up for Britain

Enoch Powell and Constance Marten chatting in the staff room at SOAS

drinking 7 million pints of thatchers haze

>>81772675
Sadly no one ever has but they should. They should beat him black and blue the cunt

HHL defending Flamingo World from the brown hordes with his legions of /britfeel/ allies during the the events of Spakknarok. (When Helper's World and ours fully dimensionally merge)

Freedomd*d73 said that every time he goes to glasgow its like a different city.Hes not wrong.I think bc i grew up here nd then me n my mammy moved away for a few years nd so when we moved back I got to see it from a new perspective.It really showed me the difference.Grim.

It also feels rly dirty n run down these days in a way that it arguably always did but its just worse now.Everything about it feels worse nd like more dangerous but soulless and sterile at the same time.

HHL has done Graham's number on this thread

>>81772876
Never knew you left Glasgow, where did you n mammy go to

>>81772836
>Spakknarok
Lol x

>>81772896
Yes,ave never talked about it before,well not directly,for afew reasons,its quite emotional still,i wont get into it just now,but mabe another day.It was still in scotland,nothing exciting or anything.

>>81772914
East Kilbride or Sterling my gut tells me

Good night fren x

Got some Earl Grey, corr

>>81772922
Haha, maybe,ek i have family lives there.Night night x

Life is fucking insane at times, and I mean insane x

>>81772931
@ the hotel I had some peppermint teas just for my hangover tummy.It was nice.But they had earl grey as well.I feel bad that i left the room in a mess.Its because the check out was half 10 in the morning.I hadnt known that.IF i hadknown that i might not have even drank.I thought well the check out must be a normal time,Or else everybody else wouldnt be drinking.But naw.........They all drank too, but they just are good at waking up early like normal ppl are.They were at breakfast.At 8 in the morning.HUNGOVER!!!!!.....My mum messaged me."Were downstairs".I was dead asleep.AS IF"! I would be awake.On a normal day.But after drinking like that?So thecheck out was half 10.I managed to drag myself out the room about 10.45.So so grim that journey back.Motion sickness n trying to stay awake.

Stirling town centre is comfy

Corrr. The Leftovers is some proper kinoberg. Christopher Eccleston is well good in it.

Got that song stuck in my head. You know the one.
I'VE BEEN WATCHIIIIIING! I'VE BEEN LURKIIIING! IN THE SHADOWWWWS! ALL MY LIIIIFE!
That is me irl frfr.

Even dubs, or 3 ascending numbers in a row and Crossy will dream about Nicola Roberts x

Nicola Roberts was best singer and best looking. I'm sorry she just was simple as. Her solo album is well good too. She stood up against the tanning industry too. They shame her for being pale it not right. She let the funky music do the talking.

Been diagnosed with terminal spackeritis. Kinell. Only 6 months before I'm shitting my nappy and necking french beers in a communal garden.

Sore tummy a lot now. x Need a lie down

cheryl cole attacking black people

Happy Birthday Shippy
Off to the wasino to celebrate perhaps?

Our mother in the order of grace c

2 22
Thank u Jesus x

i was raised on the dairy BITCH

I would be happy nd turn new leaf if God blessed me wiv strength to become drug-free this month
IF thats too much then jst that my mammy is happy n healthy for now n long time in the future
I deal with my own problems myself since its my fault
Amen

Cleanlin3ss nxt to godliness indeed

I ws so comfy typing away on my computer in 2006 wiv my telly on in the background wiv Channel 4 on usually or film4 but bbc sometimes as well nd I know telly always had pish on it but in general it felt like This is ok for background noise nd sometimes it was even good well personally for me I liked Hollyoaks which i watched every day after skewl nd sometimes watched the nxt one on E4 if i was impatient I rememeber Becca + Justin nd all that...................nd Sugar Rush on telly............Deal or no DEal....Weakest Link.........I had a bunk bed.....Like the one where its a single bed on top n double on the bottom.It was so so so comfy.Nd my room had the walls painted metallic silver.Then blue carpet.Nd I hanged blue fairy lights everywhere.It was like a spaceship.Nd then i had a desk right in front of the bed.Wiv my telly there.I played my gamecube on it.Resident evil 4.Nd a lot of things.Nd watched the telly there. Big Brother.Big Brother that Pete won.Nd BB that Anthony won.Nd the show that Russell Brand did after BB. Nd big brother that george galloway was on.Nd my old wee cat was wiv us...........Good times.At night time i have my window open n when i hear her meow i go nd let her in.Nd then across from my bed i had my desk wiv my computer on it.PC.Which i spenyt most of my time on.But my room had a ecosystem.Well its just that nowadays.If ave got the telly on at all in the background,Its streaming,so its paused.If the normal telly just got left on,It would be fucking torture.Its horrendous to listen to now.

Netflix wont be happy until you cant escape from something playing on their app.Seems to be how they all want to be tiktok style.Prime is like that now too.

Went in the garden to pit stff in the bin nd i feel like i can see creepy crawlies everywhere when its summer.Hate it.

SEND lN THE CLOWNS!

I have strawb nao

Pinkpantheress got sum bangers

I jst want tobe comfy in life.Is it really that much to ask bros

Literally how could this happen

Still awake. Posting to keep the thread from self archiving

Waitin my tea to cool down nd listening to the birds outside
Rock on
>>81773784
<3

>>81773784
We got crossmong for that, he'll be spamming and posting to nobody till the wee hours oh aye.

Somebody said am a druggy,Am not, a druggy takes pride in it,i have been that before,but majority has been against my will aka addiction.Nd you can take the moral high horse but tobe honest.You wont believe me but I was the most rigidly anti-drug person too.Before i tried them that is.I recognise the attitude.Thats me when i was 18.I intended to be drug n alcohol free for life,,Not like i had to force myself not to but i wasnt tempted in the first place.It was more or less accidental that i came into contact wiv drugs.But until then i thought about it very black n white.I intended to be drug free forever nd not only that but I did believe that made me superior to other ppl.I believed I was superior for not drinking.Well everybody in skewl that bullied me was a drinker.And everyone did drugs.It was just the most simple thing to go.Thats the thing I wont do,then am not like them.But its like saying you wont drink coffee cus everybody else does.Its a chemical not a fashion statement.Ultimately if u are homosapiens.When the chemical changes your brain,you feel good.This is what happens.So when uve been suicidal all your life nd then feel legitimately good,peaceful,safe.For the 1st time.Then my black n white view got unravelled by the drug itself.I learned theres a lot of different reasons ppl do lots of stuff.Not just the reasons I personally believed they had.But that said.Do i regret trying them now?Of course.

>>81773868
alri druggy la

If i quit drugs now,could i recover the person i was before,Am not sure,has it been too long,am I too brain damaged.Its depressing.I am trying tho. THis year 2025 so far ave now gotten aff:
-AFF benzos
-AFF nicotine
-Aff booze during Lent nd most after.I wouldnt say am aff it though.I have slipped up.But the relationship is healthier than before.
-Currently trying to get aff opiates (I had not long already got aff them in May 2024.Relapse October 2024-ongoing.So i know i can quit)
I thin ktis pretty good going for me,I never expected it really,jst going with the flow.
But its scary once i pit down everything,Am not sure whats the next step after that. Hope i get there soon thou.

>>81773821
Lol i had planned to get a early night but yea it didnt happen.Its hard for me to sleep when its too hot.

I love morrisons strawbs

What i would rly like is cosmic crisp apple From waitrose................But i dont shop in waitrose .............And waitrose is not on Ocado anymore....................................might go byres rd tomoz nd see if they have them

You say am talking to nobody maybe you just dont see who it is am talking to,or u dont believe in them

Thats infp life for u

Mediator gang

We must be madL i t e r a I I y mad

If God has abandoned our wee united kingdom we cant rly blame him when its been the most degenerate nonce island in history.I would say islands.Us and Ireland.Is a collective orgy of noncery.nd then we had R.Dawkins on the telly nd that.Going like that."We dont need God we can just be nonces and worship Satan!" nd What happened? Protests? No. ppl were like that."Good idea mate I agree".Why didnt your parents have a problem with This.Beause the rot has been going on for that long.Ppl in our parents generation would be like that."The weans dont need God anyway.They can just grow up and get divorced and have abortions and buy cars on finance like us" Oh yesh.No guidance in this life.Its a toxic environment.So Ill just read the bible nd ignore what anyone else tells me.If this world rn is what we get doing things your way.Then youre doing it wrong.

Divorce is rly serious.
1 Corinthians 7:10-11.
Boomers casually divorcing and remarrying.Big problem.Nd then the trauma was passed on to us as millennials.
Yes divorce is rly rly bad nd profoundly harmful.
But in our upside down Satan world its jst like.Oh theyre getting a divorce.OH right no bother.Kewl kewl.Yeah just away to get an abortion me.Casual as can be.Thats our world really.

Might not be back in time for dindins.Aye am just away for a wee abortion after work.Ill ring u when am coming back.xx

Aye thats Cheryl away for an abortion so she is shes gna get it scooped out nd sucked out with a dyson hoover shell be back later

Oh look its my own precious child created by me nd breathed life into by God nd the doctor is just after throwing him in the bin hope Corrie's on tonight

U just know the next thing is gna be all this assisted dying theyre gna start just offing ppl who get the least bit inconvenient,,they will market it to ppl that its better than retirement to jst do yourself in as well,that will be the new thing once youve outlived your usefulness as a tax slave,u go to sleep 4ever.Sick world but we all know thats whats planned

Makes me look back when we were in skewl nd R. Dawkins n all that was on the telly at the time nd online when the internet was getting popular just before social media apps proper came out nd made it huge.Then am like.Was that really a accident then that all that stuff popped up back then.Or was that jst the direction they wanted us to go.

Mute by visitation of God

>>81772512 (OP)
Mute of malice

Enjoying my wee protein bar

Cat has gone full loaf on my bed.Shes proper chilled

Cannae mind if i took fluoxetine today,meh

My wee cat is my anti depressant

My wee cat is my aunty depressant

So sweet n precious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada#Background

It not right what happened.

garn work, someone has to do it

Still got sore tummy

Something special about a father-daughter relationship

I go2 sleep.Night night

>>81774989
SSM loved by all x

SSM getting that electric bicycle.
He want to ride up and down and visit more beaches, more benches, more pub gardens. It lovely weather, he get it on finance but he not telling where he get it from or trolls will ruin it for him.
He keeping it private.

I regularly enjoy 2000s era British amateur porn. I often wonder what these lasses are doing these days. I will explain further later after a kip.

>>81775174
It's unironically a good idea desu

quick shower than im off to work, it thursday x

I'm about 1 million degrees right now. Nearly fainted when I got up. Corrr. Might have to not work today. Idk why this happens in early July every year.

Helperlad stood up for Britain last night and he got punched in the face for it. It not right what happen to this country.

>>81775390
what happened now drama queen?

>>81775399
He finally take a stand on his rights and for all native British but he get a punch in the face for it.
Not. Right.

>>81775379
I'm literally in London and haven't struggled with heat at all. Never used a fan or anything either. Feels like I'm an alien when I read these posts. Maybe it's my blackout blinds?

>>81775459
>I'm literally in London
Proof?

>>81775459
I mean I have a fever. It's not been too hot here recently. Can barely move.

>>81773868
I don't buy the sob stories and I think that (the vast majority of) addicts get way too much undeserved sympathy. My life is 100% harder than anyone else here and I've abstained from drugs (after having tried almost all of them). Vast majority of druggies are normies with support networks -- family, friends, often partners, and even kids. Often they have no physical or real mental illnesses to speak of either. "I was le suicidal" If you actually, truly wanted to be dead at any point in time, then you would be.

>>81773916
>benzos
>nicotine
>booze
>opiates
Used all of them, including oxy. But through some basic long-term thinking and risk/reward assessment, I stopped before it got out of control. It's not rocket science.

Toby Brekkie around half 9 I reckon. Corrr

northern fairy cant handle the heat

reckon Shippy is actually a NEET, he seems to be always here

>>81775539
is Shippy in the room with you right now

>>81775582
no we don't live together

Did HHL really dox himself last night?

>My life is 100% harder than anyone else here
You know there's always some bullshit coming after this

>>81775638
Posted a photo of himself in flamingo land

Ruthmong's life is 100% easier than anyone else here

>>81775501
I dont know what point ur making or why in a summary Everytbinf I said is wrong, you're much smarter than me, you have a harder life than everybody, you've tried drugs but because you're so tough n smart you just said no. Ok n why are u telling me this? So in tldr if I was as smart nd badass as you i woukdnt be addicted and also my life isn't as hard as yours so I dont hVd any decent reason to be addicted in the 1st place therefore? Am just a junkie for the fun of it? What do you get out of saying this? Bloodyhell

Time for a coffee my good lads

Let me jst address this thing that upsets you and find a new way to look at it to make u even more upset thats my kinda thing cus am a kewl guy

>>81775713
Ever been to Stirling?

>>81772512 (OP)
cant lie i look a bit like david hampson, if i just put on another 2 stone.
but i guess thats the burden all us baldys have

>>81775725
Yes,recently as well y?

>>81775745
What's it like? Tempted to go on holiday in Scotland and some fella recommended Stirling to me.

Iam still going to sleep any min.jst doing something

I use a condom and still pull out, I call that 2 factor authentication

>>81775811
You never had sex, la

nightguard crossy x

>>81773916
>AFF benzos
Nice, I hear these are incredibly hard to kick

Don't understand why you would want to be off those things. They are womfy.

>>81775776
Dnt knownreally,if its ur first time here I would say for a city go to edinb for a scenic place Inverness,, nothing wrong with stirling but its just a wee place, am not really good at thinking stuff like that tho as am not a traveler

Assistant, seal the inner refuge
Set sleep 10 hours
It beddy byes

>>81774989
>a father-daughter relationship

>>81775934
Why did you go to Stirling?

>>81775956
He looks like a solid 7 now but will hit the wall hard in her late 20s I reckon

Bald headed motherfucker

>>81775983
don't talk to your cock like that sir

Barely any money left, it over x

>>81775811
>I use a condom

Need a loan injection ASAP de lids. Corrrrr.

>>81775943
Nighty ni crossy xx

>>81775539
I was working Monday, think I posted a pic of Toby Carvery Watford. Working Tuesday as well, posted a photo on the approach to Victoria station

mouldy office lunch poster come back we miss you

*grabs his airbugle and starts stomping around the thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivCcPZPZMtU

HIS LIVE!

>seasideMARK Ps5 road to the masters

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9Ifv8by9Q&pp=uAQw

me and ebin making love on the beach in scarborough

I am very left wing.
Gay rights? Yes
Trans rights? Yes
Socialism? Yes
Immigrants?
No. I fucking hate them

>>81776134
surprised ssm still has his ps5 desu

Time goes on, we progress technologically, but everything gets shitter and shitter. Curious.

>>81776144
Are you low IQ? Yes.

Thinking about Wampers having his silent way with me

>>81776144
>I am very left wing

>>81776144
>very left wing

Wampson quietly excavating my anus

>>81776195
>>81776197
T. Parasitic waste of space

>>81776144
Good morning Arbroathy, hope the bollocks aren't too sweaty on this hot summer's day

>>81776221
t. angry fella

>>81776227
Nah, I just earn my own living

Proper wound up already at 9am on a Thursday because of anonymous posters on incel forums

>>81776233
It's basically 10am at this point, can't you read a clock?

>>81776232
Annual income and how many sprogs?

>>81776239
Says 9 on my device mate, proper wound up aren't you?

>>81776239
>can't you read a clock

>>81776244
30k and 1, you?

The baiting has started early today I see

>>81776261
>30k
Might as well stay in bed

>>81776259
I mean, that's basically what the time is now

>>81776261
roughly 100k (depends on the bonus) and also one

Can we say it's 10 now or are we calling it 9:60? I need Anon to tell me when it's no longer 9. Don't want to come across as upset.

>>81776277
>On 100k
>Very left wing

Arbroathy's shoulders are broader than his hips

Grown man. Typed out a post. Prepared the captcha. Eagerly waiting for the clock to tick over to 10 before he hit the post button.

>>81776287
It's exactly 10am here

Quite hot already, sweating badly

>>81776277
I could somewhat respect a dosser being left wing, at least there's something in it for them. But 100k, sad.

Probably what's worse though is having a sprog and being left wing

>>81776295
11am for me

Nice day to be a neet.
Sadly I'm stuck at work

>>81776308
Alright swissmong

>>81776296
Get that AC on my lad. You do have AC like a civilised first worlder don't you?

Benniedorm

16 hour birthday special on britfeel for Shippy.

>>81776305
>somewhat respect a dosser being left wing

>>81776323
Nah might garn Malverns later. I can't spend my whole birthday shut in posting drivel here

>>81772512 (OP)
Day 2 of waiting until britnogs get banned from 4chan

>>81776323
4 months until Mihai's birthday

>>81776325
If you're that unemployed Glaswegian dosser then you're slightly above that mong on 100k, desu that cunt deserves to have his wealth seized and handed over to you

He's gone up that mount Everest, wonder if he'll ever come back down

>>81776328
>spend my whole birthday shut in posting drivel here

Seething off the charts and it's not even midday

>HAPPENING

50 migrants a week could be sent back to France in pilot of 'one in, one out' deal

Shippy is too fat to get into mountaineering probably

When did the avatar rule get removed?

>>81776328
You not doing the birthday freebie challenge?
https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/birthday-freebies-discounts/

Could have got a free whopper if you had signed up a week ago.

>>81776356
Never, report the posts and they will get deleted.

>>81776356
All I see are reaction images

>>81776328
>I can't spend my whole birthday shut in posting drivel here
Why not?

>>81776365
>a free whopper

>>81776351
We'll install a big massive revolving door in Dover where they can walk in, have a whiff of baked beans, and walk straight out again.

>>81776365
Forgot swagbucks even existed, might have signed up for that about 12-13 years ago.

Had a skim through and it doesn't seem worth the hassle for most of them

can feel a poo forming x

trying to get Shippy banned on his birthday isn't very nice seethie mong

Boring friendless fat lump spending his birthday on 4chan. Grim but not unexpected.

>>81776376
Could get a free bottle of booze, grab your whopper and nip to the park for a birthday picninc.

>>81776391
T. sprogless left wing mong

>>81776376
Forgot muh pic, didn't I?

Shippy will never have a sprog. Sad.

live/outlook down

>>81776391
are you a socially active slender man that doesn't come on 4chan on his birthday?

why aren't you guys at work? it's thursday morning

>>81776403
You know full well I have a sprog living in Jamaica

>>81776399
Not free ignore.

>>81776397
t. actually going to spend his birthday alone posting on britfeel all day

>>81776429
>You know full well I have a sprog living in Jamaica
Proof?

>>81776426
I am, it's called wfh you idiot, nobody 'works' from an office any more.

For me? It's trekking down to London and Southend end to fill out that Morleyquest. We eating boss chicken shop peng meals and that is lush x. They got that special Morleysauce, they know how to fry up a good chicken dinner. We on that MorleyLife. We eat that chicky chipper supper with Morleymeat x

Honestly, liking black women was my thing before zimmy came along and poisoned the well.

>>81776444
>nobody 'works' from an office any more.
I do

>>81776433
>spend his birthday alone posting on britfeel all day

>>81776451
that lad hit the fucking jackpot. Virgin wife who gave him a sprog

rejected for 10 loans this morning corrr

>>81776451
>liking black women

how lonely must you me to announce its your birthday at just past midnight on britfeel
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81767774/#q81771920

>>81776458
Fair play to him if that's the case, but it feels like he just oversaturated the black woman gimimck. Meh, in a few years I'll probably be back to making the occasional post with a qt blackfu pic and talking about how nice their skin is or whatever.

Might buy a ps5 classic SSM style.

>>81776478
>announce its your birthday at just past midnight on britfeel

>>81776478
Shippy one day will have multiple sprogs and a wife while you post here

>>81776463
Genuinely not a good movie, have no clue why you keep forcing it.

>>81776483
This has to be my favourite SSM webm. It gets the wages seething every time

>>81776478
>L...lads it's my b...birthday please be my friend

>>81776487
I've already got a wife and a daughter though lass.

>>81776488
>Genuinely not a good movie

>>81776496
Don't believe you, pal

>>81776490
point out the seething wagie you fucking mong

>>81776488
>have no clue why you keep forcing it.
there are at least 3 of us who like it and post it often

My captcha was spookily relevent to HHL

He took a punch in the face so Britain's spirit could live on. He a HelperLad Hero when you take a step back and look at it logically.

>>81776496
>I've already got a wife

>>81776511
>there are at least 3 of us

>>81776536
the one who posted 'leahcroupier' wasn't even me

>>81776488
Because he's an inane gobshite and this is why he's got no friends

>>81776478
How bitter do you have to be to try and put somebody down for it.
Inb4 IT YOU SHIPPY!!

>>81776551
>gobshite
TWS detected

>>81776557
How gay are you lad?

>>81776511
You have been at it for years. What is it, have a laugh in discord and then come and spam the thread?
>>81776565
Ad hominem.

What time are you waddling around to mummys for your card and a big slice of birthday cake fat lad

Kek, the Credit Union actually just did approve my loan. I didn't think they would as I literally only joined. That definitely makes things easier for me. Closing this PayPal Credit account now and not using any of this shite again.

>>81776570
Getting gay vibes from this post

pictures on desuarchive don't load anymore for me de lads, site's blocked

>>81776582
They do say that gays have the stronkest gaydar, desu.

>>81776576
Shippy has no family to speak of.

>turning principle + interest into the new principle + even more interest
[hand rubbing intensifies]

cleaned my coffee machine for the first time in years and now the coffee tastes differently

>>81776589
>stronkest

>>81776606
>he doesn't know what stronk means
Tourist.

>>81776570
I haven't been in discord for about 6 months now

>>81776602
Silly bugger you're supposed to descale at least once a month if in a hard water area. Maybe every two weeks even. Luckily my Melitta machine is very easy to descale but I used to have a Nespresso Virtuo and it was a whole fucking ordeal to descale the cunt.

>>81776606
LOL you fucking spastic who doesn't know interwebz vernacular.

>>81775459
also in London and feel the exact same. maybe a bit hot when I go to bed but I just sleep with the covers off and it's fine. soft cunts the lot of them.

>>81776576
>a big slice of birthday cake

>>81776612
>>81776622
That's Shippy image too kek. Fat mong

>>81776618
tempted to just throw it out and get a new one now desu

Going for a Trekkie Brekkie TM and then to the cinema to mong out in their air conditioning.

>>81776630
That wasn't me, and I'm well aware of 'Poland Stronk'

you meeting up with any of your mates today shippy?

>>81776634
No need... just descale it twice and then do a couple of full tank no coffee brews and it should be fine me old lid. What type of machine you got anyway?

Shippy embarrassing himself today

>>81776445
the Morley's on Deptford High Street is class. Also the Mowley's on New Cross Road is very good. Possibly superior actually. only ever get wings though

Had a dream I was in HMV like it was Supermarket Sweep and I could grab as many Blu-rays as I wanted. Corrrrr.

>>81776636
corr the life of a dosser does sound appealing

>>81776678
Howling at the mental image of this, bet it was quite sad to wake up

>>81776459
How many have you been approved for since yesterday?

>>81776692
It actually was. I often have dreams of visiting the big HMV in the city and it's like three floors with wall to wall films and shows but I'm always getting lost like it's a labyrinth and I can't find what I'm looking for. Recurring dream of mine.

>>81776649
>meeting up with any of your mates
Yeah, Worcestershire Beacon, North Hill, Sugar Loaf and Summer Hill

>>81776656
De'Longhi dinamica

Cannot imagine a life of waging. Not for me, that.

Nobody likes Shippy IRL

>>81776720
Morning Ruthlad. Any plans for today

>>81776715
Bloody Hell that looks lush. Proper fancy. Mines is just a filter machine but a pretty decent one. Had an espresso machine before and anytime I turned it on my dogs went ballistic at the noise.

>>81776426
annual leave de liiiiiiiiid

Posting from my home office

Dollytard off the rails this morning

Lassie from Credit Union rang to set up my direct debit. Corrrr. Feel at ease now. Still begrudge paying anything but it's my own fault for getting into this mess and at least I can fuck the PayPal cunts off.

me? im a stay-at-home kind of guy. other family members go to work so i dont have to.

Almost every time I plan an enema I get the urge to shit naturally and don't need it

>>81776775
Never did an enema but at the end of every shower I put my shower head on jet and spray my arse clean. Is that the same?

>>81776778
You're thinking of a bidet, in an enema the water actually goes up the rectum

>>81776792
How does that work? Do you put a tube in your arse like a dildo first? The lengths gays will go to fuck a hairy bum.

Feel better already. Fevers are based. It burns away the illness.

>>81776799
Personally I just use a 500ml coke bottle, but generally it's a thin tube that goes up the arse yes. You could ask chika I suppose, he's an expert in that area

>>81776825
>A coke bottle
If this is something you do regularly why would you use that. Aaaaa just thinking of those decaying microplastics. Anyway you should just use a shower nozzle thing. Don't have to be an expert to know that.

>>81776825
A lovely birthday treat for you eh?

Watching Cromwell (1970), oh aye now this is a womfy movie x

Tuppence and rectum

>>81776888
More of A Man For All Seasons man myself. Both good though.

If you are a jobless UC claimant who also gets PIP then you will receive a cool 25,000 of taxpayer money from the state.

A worker on minimum wage, after taxes, NI etc. will earn 22,500.

There is no convincing answer that anyone can give at this point as to why anyone should eschew the former for the latter. Le Contrat Sociale.

Lucky - Lucky Twice
Corrrr banger of the day

Why does a motor fault in a lift take over three months to fix?

>>81776825
>Personally I just use a 500ml coke bottle

everything is better now

>>81776928
I imagine dismantling a lift in a busy station underground with limited access is quite difficult

>>81776977
Indeed, quite a tricky thing. I would imagine that it would probably take five or six engineers a full afternoon to swap out a faulty motor.

>>81776928
Lift repairs can take a long time due to a combination of factors, including the complexity of the issue, the availability of replacement parts, and the time it takes to source those parts, especially for older or specialized equipment. Additionally, the expertise of the technicians and the need for proper safety checks and regulatory compliance can also contribute to longer repair times.

>>81776966
Are you physically attracted to Shippy?

>>81776988
Alright BritGPT lad?

>>81776990
Someone claimed they've wanked over me twice and I'm curious as to if it's genuine true or not. I suspect it's just BN LARPing but you never know

>>81776990
i dont know what shippy looks like
is he the balding one at that police riot?

>>81777009
>is he the balding one at that police riot?
wasn't me that asked, but yeah, that's me

>>81776918
Depends on where you live I assume that applies to people who live near London but I get nowhere near that per year. Complete bollocks yet again from GBeebies boomer media.

I own a lift repair company, it's quite easy to repair these issues. I run 2 teams, 1 for if the lift breaks when it's going up, the other for if the lift breaks going down.
An interesting fact is, most lift break downs come when the lift is only used to travel between 1 or 2 floors. I'd say 80% of the people we rescue, are disabled.

Shippy is a balding paedophile

>>81777012
oh, well, i dont really know much about him so idk

>>81777026
>I'd say 80% of the people we rescue, are disabled.
Should leave em in there x

eva <3

you all should learn the cyrillic alphabet and the greek alphabet its very fun and easy

Shippy happy birthday. Just wanted to say that not everyone is seething at you because you own a house, some of us actually like you.

u could be my eva and i could be ur wall-e
x

Why do braces make girls look ten times sexier?

>>81777047
Yeah but then the lift won't work. Not really good business is it, the yookayish number 1 lift repair company, not repairing lifts.

>>81777104
Very noncey post this lad

>>81777104
Implies both youth and also the taboo of potentially illegal youth, but not directly noncey shit just more like 'barely legal' stuff.

>>81777000
What if it's BN being honest?

>>81776720
Bullied... at work?... How does that work then?

>>81777777
big number coming up, hope britfeel can claim it

>>81777140
It's a bit like being bullied at school except you're in a workplace rather than a school

My friend Barry just got arrested with a load of Category A images on his hard drive. Think it was around 600. It's just bizarre because he was always into older ladies.

>>81777151
You can't be bullied as an adult unless you're in prison or something

>>81777173
Bit curious about why you believe that

>>81777166
You need a good checking too, who knows what you and your mate Barry were getting up to together.

>>81777166
Barry has a wide variety of interests clearly. No one says you can't be into fat arse milfs and 16 year olds with perky little tits and neat innie pussies

Feel like pure shit, just want a gf

Incomprehensibly based x

Refugees are welcome here
Send the boats in

>>81777188
Saw a waitress with the fattest, most shapely arse in Toby earlier. My thoughts at the time would be considered highly problematic

>>81777178
Already had that conversation with my mum.
>>81777181
I think Category A means it wasn't just teenagers

so I'm a giga incel, but what the fuck is "choppedchud"??? Feel like a stranger around my own people

Good sleepberg that was. Solid 10 hours

spiritually and maybe physically i am violet baudelaire

You are ok with glowies knowing about your feefee's aren't you anon?

https://www.pulsetoday.co.uk/news/technology/palantir-accuses-bma-of-choosing-ideology-over-patient-interest-amid-nhs-data-row/

>>81777268
in the film not the series

>>81777197
tbf the boats aren't the problem, it's the airlines. Did you know there are 40 flights from India into London every day, 365 days a year with about 300 on each flight needing a council house.
Now i know, people want to nitpick about how some of them are returning and some of them aren't indians but the Airlines are responsible for most immigration is the point I'm making.
Not racist...

>>81777257
With a nose like that you'd think he could claim a house for free in Israel, what a honker!

>>81777289
NTA but, jews like receiving things for free, not giving them away for free.

>>81777197
Why specifically veterans?

>>81777302
Because it's easy to convince the plebs and legally acceptable. It's like when people say "ban muslims because they hate le gays and women" rather than because they're brown and foreign

I fucked a bird with one arm a few years ago. True story

>>81777333
did she still try fingering your arse?

>>81777333
Checked.
Why didn't you fuck her with your willy?
I fucked a girl who had a prosthetic leg.

might shag this bird x

>>81777340
>I fucked a girl who had a prosthetic leg

>>81777074
lame. I learned the Georgian alphabet because my gf is from there,

>>81777348
>I fucked a girl who had a prosthetic leg
Nuh uh.

>>81777353
georgians are not white

eva, would you date a /britfeel/ poster?

Might start punting tbqh. Just fancy some female company with sex, even if it is a LARP at end of the day.

>le edgy egirl
fuck off you utterly uninteresting cretin

>>81776928
just use the stairs fatty

Lidl chicken chipolatas + sweet potato for dins then I might garn for a walk to M&S and slots. Gym rest day today so not oging there

coleslaw is so fucking disgusting

>>81777355
Just realised that doesn't work without mentioning LARP, it just agrees with you.
I should also say, it was only a prosthetic half leg, from the knee down.

Just found out the girl at work i fancy has a brown boyfriend who is literally called Amer, like Poleaboo. Utterly fucking grim

garn shop for cat food

>>81777426
Get them some dreamies snacks. The catbergs love those

>>81777430
ive got a big gift box of them

>>81777430
What the fuck is that, good grief

>>81777409
phwoar imagine his unwashed, hairy cock demolishing your crush' tight fanny every night

>>81777449
Lidl chicken chipolatas, which tbf aren't very nice, slimy and weird, sainsburys turkey sausages are the best

Bought a wrap from aldi, fucking minging
Gone straight in the bin

Cleaning the house now x

I went to a ninja training camp when I was younger and no one ever believes me

>>81777465
Did they teach you how to air fry and use a blender?

HHL has been in /brit/ all morning but should be back with you shortly

>>81777483
Tell him to stay there we don't want him

Jesus these "chipolatas" are grim

>>81777483
Thats Employed Womans thread

>>81777475
Very good lad, that is at least funnier than what most people say when I tell them. I actually became adept at shuriken.

Amer getting his brown knob sucked by his white princess

>>81777499
Shut the fuck up man, I am devastated by this news. We were friendly, and I thought it could maybe be special

>>81777501
He'll be playing this out for months now lad

>>81777409
you immediately lost all attraction to her, right?

Going to wank to Mandy Muse now I reckon

>>81777483
same routine different board. what a life

>>81777505
I think I will eventually but it's not immediate, no. Still got complex feelings about it, a mix of disgust and sadness but also still longing for her.

Got any rare Seans?

did my old mate SP make it?

>>81777483
So much for being the chairman. My fellow Apu Army will not be pleased

My complaints to Sunderland council have been escalated, hopefully they deal with it soon.

quite often when I'm a bit nasty to lads in here I immediately feel bad because I realised I just thought of them as words on a screen rather than human beings. I never think that way about eva6.

Wonder if Amer does her up the arse as well, probably does

We're well past peak UV levels now, should be safe to go out soon

>>81777556
Didn't think this mattered to you lad? Always factor 50'd up right even in a dark room.

>>81777555
Shut the fuck up lad I'm warning you

>>81777506
Cooorrrrrr, she's a right fucking minx, great arse and loves anal, what's not to like?
her tattoos, but that's okay there are plenty of scenes of her before she got them and her arse is still god-tier even with them so meh

>>81777360
if i knew one irl yes

HHL says jump, /brit/ says how high

>>81777568
Come to Nottingham

Amer going around hers for dinner, laughing with her family

>>81777564
Even SPF50+ still lets some through, and theres always the spots you've missed + sweat damage. If I layer up now I'll be good until the UV is well down to safe levels rather than sweating it off before peak hours and having to re-apply a thick layer.

Those LIDL chicken chipolatas are repeating on me, I don't even know if they were cooked properly, utterly grim. Sticking to SAINSBURYS Turkey Sausages from now on.

it's all steve's fault imo

>>81777597
Simply refuse to put Aldi or Lidl shite in my body, I'll be sticking to Waitrose thanks

Why is the food in the UK so bad?

>>81777589
That should have been me lad. I should have been the one having a cigar with her dad in the back garden after a BBQ. Not some fucking boat person.

>>81777614
People here have no taste, you can get good food if you look for it or know how to cook

>>81777610
M&S is the GOAT, no WAITROSE near me. Going for a walk to M&S soon, hopefully win on the slots to pay for it.

Tried to nap but can't fall asleep despite being tired

Ps5 bread

>>81777647

>>81777652
Thread is slow as fuck mate we don't need a new one at 396

>>81777657
shall be keeping this one bumped my led

>>81777556
Did my 2 mile incelwalk in it without wearing my hat. Daily Vitamin D is secured. Was a mistake though, my t-shirt was drenched

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