train edition

old >>81758105

Cheers
Night night r9gay

we frickin won

why are we on a train

>>81775549
Fuck ya girlfriend more

>>81775549
thisll allo ride ev-ah ends

>>81775617
what
>>81775620
waat

Bitch I'm a fuckin nazi, you can go all tell everybody.

my mom and sisters husband net failed me and now i have to spend a weekend away from my favorite place

>>81775042 (OP)
How the fuck do you mess up the number again. Do you faggots even keep track. This was supposed to be fixed two threads ago lolmao. You've been reminded so many times it's unreal.

>>81775801
maybe they dont read the threads cause a bunch of stinky normalfagniggerjews showed up

>tfw no hag twink bf
https://youtu.be/dnlogen8YOY

is a hag twink 25 30 or 30+

Waking up two hours early to boil beans
God life sucks

>>81775896
I'd say it's late 20s early 30s

Marinating my balls on story's bald spot

>>81776128
im 32 but im 6'2 and 142lbs am i hag twink or gay faggot

i made pizza last night
the base broke as i took it out of the fridge :/

>>81776210
way too many toppings imo

>>81776205
If you look youthful and shave your bodyhair you'd be a twink and excellent bf material physically

https://youtu.be/iFtZQZYWjtc
I should watch the whole show with someone maybe

>>81776205
Both
>>81776222
Way too many veggies, not enough ketchup or cheese

>>81776264
i have no bodyhair and many would say im youthful(card checkers FAGS) but im still taking metaphysical beatings
>>81776302
ketchup and cheese is disgusting but veggies could continue

>>81776222
>>81776302
>he puts sugar on his american grease disk

>>81776368
i am an uk-usa citizen u_u

do you like plum with cottage cheese? I want to eat it with my fbf

>>81776432
I'll take a cheeseburger and fries and root beer please. And 1 apple pie to go.

>>81776346
No it's not, cheese is awesome and melted cheese is best part of pizza. That's just a glorified salad with none of the good parts that should go on pizza. Olives, few mushrooms, pickles...
That looks disgusting and way too much.
Imagine pizza with no ketchup. At least put mayo or bbq sauce

>>81776432
No? What kind of sickos invented mixing fruits and not sweet foods
Yeah bro put chocolate on my burger and vanilla pudding on my pizza DUCK YOU

whatever happened to coloradoanon? I heard his sister tried to kill him but think he survived

>>81776502
it's not salty without salt and it's refreshing and nothing like the slop you mentioned

>>81776540
It's a fruit you retard it's naturally sweet. Cheese is not, it's salty by itself. I'm going to puke.

>>81776574
...cheese isn't salty unless you add salt or you buy it from a store... I can't with the American mind, it's a lost cause...

>>81776639
>unless you buy it from a store
I'm sorry, do you make your own cheese? Everyone buys their cheese from a store, and it's all salty. That's like the best part of fresh mozzarella is the natural salty flavor that flavors the pizza.

>tfw too tall to be a bottom
>tfw too tall to be held and feel safe and comfy in bed with someone
Someone please put a bullet in my brain.

>>81776534
i live in colorado and my sister hates false home owners

>>81776726
God I love tall insecure bottoms I wish they would love me

God I hate all bottoms

>watch naughty video of a pp
>pc crashes

>>81777219
Mr John Microsoft doesn't want you yo be sinfully touching your flingus to men

>>81776726
You need a short dom top

Massaging a tubby boy's belly and kissing his neck and never letting him go

My hair is like a mop. Not good in this heat

Bubble bath

>>81777219
This only means that your computer is in love with you.

>>81776726
Same brother, it hurts

>>81776726
>>81778694
yo
>5'7 top

>>81776878
Hi, insecure tall bottom here

r9gay manlet general

The head of my electric razor fell off and I noticed the spinny motor and thought it'd feel good if I put it up to my pp
It kneads your foreskin like dough and that doesn't feel good, that incident discouraged me from trying it on the exposed head or on the inside of my dickhole.

>>81778721
>5'11 bottom
Nice to meet you!

Do you think 5'8 qualifies as "tall bottom"?

>>81777219
My computer never crashed but sometimes when I watch [Adult films] My wifi becomes 10 times shittier and I either need to jack off with mobile data or crack open my coom folder.

>>81778839
That still plenty of room to find people taller than you, 6' or even 6'1 would be able to dom you well

>>81778870
That is true, but I've been told by guys before that it's a bit tall for a bottom.

How the fuck is anything above 5'8 a "tall bottom"?
is this a thing in north america? I don't get it.

>>81778948
When they said tall bottom I thought they meant like 6'2+

- Homosexual men account for 3% of the population at most.
- 68% of homosexual men report having been sexually assaulted during childhood.
- Nearly half of all child sexual abuse cases are committed by men against boys.
- It's estimated 1 in 3 homosexual men are on the sex offender's registry for offenses against children.
- Homosexuals are 10x more likely to abuse substances than their heterosexual peers.
- Homosexuals are 15x more likely to develop an addiction to pornography.
- The average heterosexual man's body count over the course of an entire lifetime is 20. For homosexual men, it's over 3,000.
- Homosexual men account for 73% of all HIV infections. If everyone were heterosexual, it's likely HIV would've been eradicated by now.
- Homosexual men cannot donate blood due to the fact that their blood is so often contaminated with various diseases. Homosexuality in men is literally considered a blood donation biohazard.
- Homosexual men are 15x more likely to commit domestic violence than heterosexual men.
- Homosexual men are 20x more likely to suffer from severe personality and mental disorders including bipolar disorder, schizoid personality disorder and antisocial personality disorder and autism.
- More than 60% of LGBT-related suicide attempts happen within 5 years of them realizing they're LGBT.
- 90% of surveyed homosexuals report having seriously attempted suicide at least once. That's almost all of them.
- Homosexual men are 50x more likely to commit suicide than heterosexual men.
- 1 in 2 homosexual men have a scat fetish. For heterosexuals, it's 1 in 100.

What is your response to these facts?

Those are all me wtf

>>81779039
I'm a part of all of these statistics >:333

>>81779039
oh no a list of made up facts you copy pasted from a right wing propaganda hate site how will i ever refute this obvious nonsense with no factual basis or evidential backing

>>81779082
You can easily verify each factoid yourself. They're all real.

Choking a Mossad agent to death with big bottom cock

>>81779100
this is why we need literacy and critical thinking in schools. and before you complain, no, being -technically- able to read is not literacy if you can't understand the content behind the words

>>81779100
nta but come on, 1 in 2 gay guys have a scat fetish?
Where'd you get that shit (pun intended) from? if you're going to be homophobic can you make it actually believable?

>>81779082
> right wing propaganda hate site
Anon, you're on 4chan.

>>81779131
it's a site for extremophiles of all creeds. it's equally a tranny site and nazi site. in fact- the trannies were here first.

Even better, we have nazi trannies and nazi gay people!

r9k is perhaps the worst board on the site after pol and lgbt

r9k sucks but it's still my home, same for 4chan in general.

>>81778870
Everyone knows shorter one is a dom tho

Would you massage his feet after his shift at the psych ward?

>tfw no bf to train like a dog

I'm never going to get a bf because I'm too tall

>>81779255
I'm a 6'2 bottom and basically have a bf. anything is possible just be gayer I guess

>>81779039
>For homosexual men, it's over 3,000.
Didn't make a over 9,000 joke. So sad! Do better anon!

steely is fakecel because he can simply pick up and carry any man on the street home with him

Nicked up to all hell but I'll get some paint to cover the chips later. Call it battle damage for now lol. Also need some dry transfer decals for his insignia.

>>81779289
No it's not I'm 6'6 I'm never getting a bf

What exactly do you mean by basically?

>>81779307
just find someone who liked your personality and looks. heights means nothing when people like you as a person and how you look.

well we're almost dating, we love each other we only do things together just haven't said we're dating yet cause that doesn't really matter

he can't stop acting bratty even if his life depended on it...

How good of a dad do you think you would make?

>>81779336
Have you met him irl ?

having two gay dads would be grim

My bf doesn't live inside my house and I don't do ldrs. Guess I have to stay single forever.

>>81778830
So am I gonna need climbing gear when we do it orrrr...?

section 8 housing but for faggots
your bf lives down the hall

>>81779373
not yet. he lives super far

>>81779366
It would depend entirely on if I can land a stay at home job or not. If I'm still working in a kitchen when I get married and adopt, I will be a shitty dad just like mine. I will never have time for my kid.

please anon, don't kiss my stubby little nose. anything but that

Every day you wake up until one day you don't. Death! You could walk down the street and have a part of the wall or roof fall on your head and you die on the spot. You could get cought up in a robbery or a shootout and catch a bullet. Unlikely? Yes, but not impossible. You could die without having any idea you were just spending your last moments.
I think I would like to know the day that I'll die.

>>81779428
Sometimes I wish I were a bottom just so I could let a short guy top me

This that unlock
This the shit that have me spazzing on every block
They want me to take them back, but I'd rather not
They want me to take them back, but I'd rather, ay

lurking rekt threads gives a new appreciation for life

>>81779508
same but it's hard to say this without feeling like a preteen edgelord.

People with green eyes scare me

First things first, I'm the realest (Realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (Let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physics (Right, right?)
You should want a bad bitch like this (Huh?)
Drop it low and

marschieren

>>81779366
Horrible, I have inherited both of my parents mental illness and retardation.

>>81779482
It's never too late for new experiences anon

>>81779573
irish people scare me too

>>81779428
Maybe :3
But spooning might be awkward haha

>>81779462
Wish you the best then :D

>>81779982
thanks!!! you too <3

which one of you got my mobile ip banned

>>81779255
same but also im unlearning speech

fbf dynamics 2

>>81779968
I'll make it work, long as you don't mind the occasional prick or two.

>>81780155
Yaaaay I wouldnt mind at all :D

w-what if we kissed in the bootleg ome clone?

>>81780178
I *FUCKING* LOVE MY SUBMISSIVE LANKLET BF

getting out of the water after a long swim, trying to look cool, only to trip on a rock and fall down
flipped my hair back and everything

>>81780144
You wouldn't say this shit to my face nigga

>>81779818
I just don't like butt stuff it doesn't feel good :(

>>81780226
I think I'd fall in love immediately

>>81780210
install adblocks man

>>81776534
theyre still trying to RUIN MY LIFE

Managed to take a shower without jerking off.
Day 1 of nofap begins.

>>81780792
its impossible to jerk off in the shower. i dont know why, it just doesnt work

>>81780868
you broke yourself jerking off sitting down
never jerk off sitting down

>>81780928
what about lying down

jerk off upside down only

i wish i could jerk off on my side

I jerk off in the flying crow position

>>81781130
looks nothing like a crow

Spent the day using my pedals and using a 20lb bag of cat litter as a makeshift dumbbell. The only problem is that I'm ravenously hungry and craving fast food.

I can't win.

>>81781518
bike to wendys. easy

Ozempic or bust

>>81781529

You know I don't have a bike nor do even know how to ride one.

>>81781533

Realistically I don't think medicaid would pay for it for weight loss, I'd need to have the beetus.

>>81781552
buy a bike so you can eat wendys without getting fat

>>81779482
Just get super high before you bottom, it's what I do because I'm only attractive to tops, unless there's guys out there that want to get topped by a guy that looks 14 years old and has a below average weiner.

>not being able to enjoy a different sex position
what even

>>81781566

it's over a mile to wendy's one way and certainly not in this heat, I'd die.

>>81781580
I mean I want to get topped by a guy like that, but I just don't enjoy playing with my ass and I doubt weed would really help.

For some reason hearing story talk about fast food makes me want to buy alcohol and now I'm angry.
I like being sober I like being sober I like being sober FUCK

I enjoyed drinking whatever was in the house but I'm over it now

>>81781613
you can bike a mile in like 5mins

>>81781635
I'd have to bike on a major stroad, I'd likely be hit.

>>81781627
i was almost 1 year sober but i was gifted alcohol for my birthday last week

i haven't drank a drop of alcohol for over 3 years >:3

>>81781651
no you wouldnt stop watching those webms

>>81781617
I was thinking lyrica, It's my drug of choice for sex and I can't enthusiastically have sex without it.
I'm ready for the "kys sexhaver" (you)s even though being a virgin as a gay guy is voluntary in 99% of cases

>>81781654
unironically torment
i'd die

to be honest i like feeling sick sometimes

>>81781781
First thing I read after throwing up

>>81781691
It looks like it's a pain medication? Does it just make bottoming hurt less?

would you let your fbf poz you, chat?

>>81781800
oh i dont like throwing up. only a little sick like dizzy

Casual sex to me is like a half-eaten hot dog on the ground outside to a starving man. I maybe dying of hunger but I would never stoop so low as to eat that hotdog.

>>81781832
Not sure since I don't have a prescription for it and only took it recreationally, but it lowers your inhibition a lot and can also make you super horny, being out in public while on it makes me ovulate (metaphor) and want almost every guy I see.
Also preferably find a guy that doesn't have a monster cock, it's pretty hard though because guys that don't have massive cunt busters are wrongly insecure about it and as a consequence, don't put themselves out there.

>>81781939
Are those 'poppers' or are they something else?

>>81781955
pregabalin? no it's prescription medication that can be abused for fun.
it's like a bunch of drugs in one, really fun and it fixes my autism.

3ds was above casual sex but not above eating pizza out of the trash..

>>81781939
>>81781974
I'm gonna be honest this just sort of sounds like how acid is for me. It makes me feel super horny and submissive, and I feel so energetic and happy when I take it. Plus fun visuals. I'm too much of an insecure coward for casual sex but if I ever manage to get a cute short boyfriend who's willing to top me I'll take your advice!

I wonder what fucking on amphetamines feels like

>>81782013
Never tried it but I assume from all things that I read about it and videos I watched of methheads, it's hard to get your dick up, but when you do it's glorious.

>>81781899
eating the hotdog is really dumb anyways you could use it as bait and catch 4 or 5 meals

>>81782013
I've never tried real meth but I've heard that jerking it on ADHD meds is awesome, you can goon for hours without cumming. Usually I try to work when I'm on mine so I haven't tried it but it sounds intriguing.

i really dont understand goonculture. 7mins is the perfect finish

Edging has been my default moveset since I first began jerking it long before the internet normalized it

>>81782056
you'd catch what with it? a cute boy? and you'd eat him instead of making him your bf? you're hopeless.

Wish I had ADHD meds so I could sort all this art in one go
Spot me some adderall anon

>>81782177
catch a cute boy and take him out to lunch, checkmate atheists

I wonder if my life would have been different if I got adhd meds as a kid instead of having to struggle with it. Likely not much different considering who I am but still.

>>81781691
>>81781939
>>81781974
What dose does it take for you to get high? Its obviously not the same strength but I have a gabapentin prescription and know someone else who gets high on pregabalin so I'm curious sometimes

>>81782177
eating the boy is just as dumb as eating the hotdog. i would make him set up another bait and catch 2x boys

>>81782370
repeat for infinite boys!

>>81782370
Doing this to create a boy army

GrindrPlus isn't working after a reinstall, it is over...

is there any way to lock my bf in chastity so that he can still piss

just finished mowing the lawn, I've always hated doing that

>>81782432

a fellow yard hater, I still need to mow mine and it's getting very tall. I'll have to do it first thing in the morning yesterday would have been great but naturally I did nothing as normal for me.

>>81782431
ALL chastity is supposed to let you still pee

>>81782347
somewhere above 150 mg but I have a shitton of 300 mg pills

>>81782431
add a catheter

>>81782453
Cool. So I can unlock him when I want to see his hard cock

>>81782488
Thanks, that would be 10+ pills for me because I read somewhere the conversion is x6... I'm awful at swallowing pills but it seems marginally fun

thats why mom mixed my pills into applesauce

>>81782452
I hate doing mine because my mom and dad have a bunch of stuff in the yard which means I constantly have to turn the stupid ancient push mower. It's so needlessly complex cause of that.

>>81782583

I use a push mower too, it's supposed to be self-propelled but that broke years ago and I never manage to take it anywhere to get it fixed so I'm stuck pushing this heavy ass mower and I hate it.

wouldnt even bother with repairing a lawnmower theyre like 200 dollars just buy a new one

I don't have a lawn, feels good

I've lived in a cheap apartment with my mom almost my whole life. She's saving up for a house soon hopefully

i love my lawn and my hammock and my sunflowers

>>81782676

For a cheap push one, plus by myself I don't know if I could even put one together out of the box. Mom had to help me with the last one.

>>81779128
Literal perfect cock

>>81782732
why almost what happened

>>81782861
I lived with my grandparents when my mom was an addict

The only life lawns sustain are flies and nothing else, fuck lawns.

there are always rabbits in my lawn

>>81782991
>tfw you will never walk out your front door and find bunnymutt naked on your lawn

>>81783007
having rabbit stew tonight

They're friends not food

also 1/3 of my lawn is these white clovers so maybe its not the right kind of lawn

>>81783037
>drinking the bath water after bunnymutt just had a long warm bath

you can buy rabbit at the commissary on base but most of the food there seems to be lower quality so im not sure if i should eat it

Do we have an actual militaryfag here? You wouldn't have to be the navy guy I remember from a while ago would you?

I need a bf thats toxic enough to fuck with my dopamine receptors but not abusive enough to actually traumatize me

>tfw no bf that calls me boss or king or highness

>>81783230
no my dad is retired military

>>81783260
need a bf to abuse and traumatize me

>>81783230
i love that guy

would you cut for kiwi?

about two thirds the way to my skinniest...im gonna start treadmilling for a month or so to really git it. i think ill listen to one album from this magazine from 2000 per session. however long it is is how long ill be running. i would rather hike all day but its the busiest part of the year at me work. or really when t pays the most to be busy. ill be going top to bottom from this of course.

>>81783634
all these albums suck wtf

I didn't even listen to music back in the year 2000, I don't think I even started until like 2004.

i first listened to music back in '93

>>81783161
military gay? you ready to die for israel pardner?

>he was alive before 2001
Grim

>>81783821
no my dad was military but he died for kosovo not israel

Do retired soldiers stills live on base and go to the commissary? I don't think they do, at least here in the us.

>>81783591
nah, I eat the skins of the kiwi, more fiber that way

>>81783891
i think you can live on base but i dont think anyone wants to. you can still shop at the commissary and a lot of stuff is cheaper there, but a lot of it sucks too

kiwis arent very good desu never hungered for a kiwi

>>81784044
Kiwis are delicious and one of your balls has cancer.

I hate that to eat my nightly plate of rice and beans and cottage cheese turkey I have to douse it with hot sauce to mask the queasy blandness, which can't be good for my stomach. There's no winning. I need fresh vegetables.

>>81784098
you ought to kick it up a notch. this site is good, its kinda "mexican for surfers." everything in this recipe is dry/canned except the plum tomatoes, but a can of whole peeled cooked in a pan for a bit should do. as for the cottage cheese its probably tasty enough on top, or you could stir it in to make a sorta cream of bean. im not sure if that would be good but im not sure why youre using cottage cheese in the first place really. also youll need a blender to make it a properly smooth soup but itll taste good even with just chopped ingredients.

>>81784098
but rice and beans and cottage cheese are supposed to be eaten plain maybe a little salt

>>81783758
i couldnt find the first one and i only made it 4 songs into the hanson album cause i havent run in a while and i was jogging while trying to find the first one on the list for like 10 mins. funnily the song i ended on was "runaway run"...now that i think about it i could assemble the first album in a playlist if i find the tracklist. and if i cant do that i can check orpheus but my acct got inactivity disabled so id have to go on the irc and ask to be reinstated lol. i probably should do that before its been too too long anyway. its been a while already. couldnt get any darn ratio cause i dont have an always on desktop anymore to be my laymans seedbox. anyway the hanson songs were pretty good? kind of soundtracky feeling but thats probably because this was what was in soundtracks when i was a kid.

>>81784425
you could just slow down to a walk until the album is done

Guys I have a confession to make I actually lied about my height I'm still a disgusting ugly balding manlet top that will never ever have sex but I'm actually even shorter then I thought I was

>>81784705
thats okay. i dont know what your first height was so its no big deal

I made snow peas today and they were tasty. I wonder how pea-anon's peas are doing.
>>81784705
it's so over...

what's some good femboy clothes I could get?

>>81785150
ask your mom for tips and steal some of her clothes

>>81785150
just get black knee-high socks and black shorts, they go well with literally anything and they're super cozy :3

it started raining while i was trying to take a walk and it made everything stinky

>>81785150
highwaisted black pleated skirt. one of the short ones like picrel. then some kind of crop top, or just take a t-shirt and cut the collar and the bottom. maybe thigh highs

>>81785402
my mom wouldn't approve of me being one lol.

>>81785415
I do already have some thigh/knee highs and they are super comfy :3 do definitely need black shorts tho :3

no one wants a bf who shizobables, yells and says profanities :(

>>81785447
thanks I'll make sure I get a skirt like that and a crop top, I do definitely look best in black I'd say so probably mainly do that.

>>81785456
bullshit. I do.

>>81785467
picrel is a weird monkey but definitely some kind of halter top too. they look great and they're totally slutty. just avoid the women's ones with cleavage

>>81785480
but those things aren't cute, anon.
don't you want a cute boy as your bf?

>>81785502
i imagine that on a femoy would look amazing, and yea gotta be a good slut too hehe

>>81785511
i schizobabble but if they want me to stop i can just be quiet ;3

>>81785511
you've never had someone just rambling and rambling with their head on your chest. it's adorable

>What bro? You've never taken a long walk on the beach with your beautiful male model boyfriend? its amazing!!

is 5'8 too tall for a bottom? also how do you guys usually shave yourselves bcuz i feel like just using a razor is so slow and i end up having to spend like 40 minutes in the shower :C

>>81785720
I shave my face with a cheap electric thing, sometimes a safety razor when I'm feeling fancy

I made a shitty discord server where people arent banned because the r9g discord servers are full of retards with thin skin that want to go ban happy.

e4z9dEzZ

>>81785720
if 5'8 is to tall I'm screwed at 6'2.

would a garter belt be cute or nah?

>>81785770
I think anon means legs and body hair and if he doesn't then I wanna know anyways

>>81786095
i personally find garter belts extremely sexually arousing but it depends on how well you can pull it off

>>81786132
i did, im not a yeti silly

>>81785447
Mostly concur but pleated skirts are tacky to me. At least get an actually decently made one and not some dropship polyester bullshit. I agree with shorts anon heavily
>>81786095
Yeah accessories like garters, harnesses, leg warmers, thigh highs, pantyhose/tights/whatever you call them are all a neat addition
>>81786135
Wdym? I find them universally hot but maybe I'm just insane

>>81786135
hehe I'll try my best to find a good one and pull it off well then

>>81786157
harnesses sound super cute!!! thanks :3 and I've always been interested in the pantyhose or whatever there called stuff always just seem hard as fuck to pull off well

>>81786148
>>81786132
idk, just let it grow

>>81786168
Imagine something like this for example

>>81786306
those are super cute. I need to be that skinny. I'll look for stuff like that thanks ^^

>>81786306
I bet those pockets are fucking worthless. holy fuck I hate shopping for second hand clothing. all the girls pants are better but, BUT, the pockets are fucking USELESS. WHATS THE FUCKING POINT. can't even fit a fucking gel stick in them

>>81786590
chapstick. I couldn't remember in my rage what it was called so I just said gel. I ment chapstick.
(Burts bees original, represent)

we need a nighttime fantasies thread. a thread about just the thing you think about as you try to sleep. I think my weirdest thoughts here

>tfw speedometer on my car randomly stops working
>RIGHT AS I PAY IT OFF
WHY

>>81786750
because speed limits dont matter anymore

also seriously, just get something to stick your phone to the dash, you can literally download any gps program to determine your speed, fuck, google maps will warn you if your going faster than the posted speed limit.

>>81786808
and you dont need to worry about service, any decent gps ap will use your phones incredibly advanced, wizard tier bullshit accelerometer inside to determine something worth using. shits magic.

Paint stripping went well enough. Left behind an awful white haze on the plastic thoughbeit. I gotta buy vinegar to get it off. Doesn't really matter cause I'm gonna sand it and primer over it anyhow.

>>81786821
hah, looks like that transformers guy. optimus prime i guess.

>>81786829
It is indeed Mr. Prime himself. One of my friends that paints said it looked like shit so I just went back to redo it since I knew I could do it better and wanted something to do.

>>81786836
wait your paint stripping some sorta optimus prime model that barely fits into one of those large ass plastic tubs, wait, where am i.
>r9k
fuck, thought i was on /b/

>>81786851
I just blog post here when bored. Nobody ever replies but it's fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7-qejHXwes

>>81786808
>>81786817
I don't know shit about cars. The speedometer fucking itself doesn't mean something else is going fucky? Also thanks for your help.

>>81786893
oh no sudden death awaits at any moment. its probably not good that something so simple on your car failed. i just gave a solution that cost nothing.

speedometers are like one of the most heavily litigious devices on planet earth. every lawyer has tackled one, or thousands, over millions of lifetimes. but yolo loll

>>81786893
okay maybe it doesnt mean the cars gonna explode i was being sorta a dick. id totally drive a car with a broken speedometer if the rest of it looked okay. sorry, fear mongering bullshit

>>81786930
>>81786936
Thanks anon I appreciate your help. I'm a bit dumb but you helped.

>>81785720
I use an electric shaver for my arms and legs, the shave is pretty close for lower effort than razors.

Wish I had a bf who's ADHD meds I could mooch. It's gonna be real hard to graduate without them.
Although I don't know that for certain, as I never used any before. But I assume they'd help me, at least a tiny bit.

>>81786952
i will get together whatever money i have left and buy one ^_^

need a certified silly boy bf so bad rn

Therapy showed me how to open up
It also showed me I don't give a fuck

New album is pretty good

I didn't know HobbyLobby sold Gundam paint also, maybe not at my local one but I'll ask my muthaw to drive me to the other one if need be.

Debater Twink Bf to finetune each other's arguments

how do I get a boyfriend as a gaycel in 2025? it seems to me that it is, as the chuds wisely state, "over".

>>81787229
save a guy from these threads

>>81787258
well, how do i do that?
these people seem decently self-adjusted overall

>>81787229
It very much is nonny. There are no true losers left online, we all killed ourselfs or became too old to bother.
But don't lose hope! You could be playing minecraft hunger games one day and get cornered by someone and suddenly BOOM enemies to lovers M4M bratty femboy

>>81787387
errrm, sir that seems like a good recipe to die alone.
besides i'd rather have a hunk/twunk bf

>>81787401
do you have a cute accent (very important question)

>>81787229
Download hinge and open with
>im looking for something serious and I think youre cute

>>81784361
The cottage cheese is for extra protein I had to calculate all the calories and macros ahead of time
It was something my little brother told me his friends do to bulk

I keep waking up at 2 am sweating through my entire bed I haven't gotten a full night's sleep in a week
I'm going to die

>>81787459
idk what a cute accent is.
germans say i sound french, french say i sound german. usual esl accent

>>81787462
>dating apps

>>81787518
what country would the accent be from

>>81787478
Are you in a heatwave right now?

>>81787518
Go to a local furry meetup then idk

>>81785720
I'm a 5'5 top and you're trying to complain about how hard you have it at 5'8 bottoms live life on easy mode and still complain kys

>>81787569
i don't see how that is relevant. im not a nigger if that's what you're wondering

>>81787732
i don't like furries. i'd like a proper man if possible.

>>81787518
Fellow esl eurobro ?

>>81787756
I'm a 6'0 bottom and it makes ma wanna kms

>>81787788
All you have to do is lie down and take it up the ass as a bottom but how am I supposed to manhandle and dom a bottom when I'm 5'5? I can't have sex it's over

>>81787788
6'3 bottom reporting in, life is pain.
What do you guys consider too much body hair for a bottom, I've been lazy with shaving lately :(

>>81787801
Dude i'm like a 120lbs you could throw me across the room if you wanted. Also listen to >>81780155 preach.

>>81787851
How the hell are you 120lbs at 6'0?

>>81787823
At least shave legs and chest (it's a pain for me too dw). Arms and armpits I don't mind personally (armpits are such a pain raaaaaah)

>>81787856
I'm a twig dude. I'm skinny as hell

>>81787867
Can we have sex together sometime?

>>81787606
No I just can't handle anything hotter than 70 degrees, I hate living in the midwest.

>>81787823
You don't have enough body hair. When I push you down and press you under my body weight I want it to feel soft and fuzzy like a rug.

>>81787916
Don't you wanna get to know me first ?

>>81787968
Okay sure but then lots of raw kinky rough dirty sex okay?

>>81787987
Works for me :3
Where are you from

>>81787922
In that case I get it I live near there and yeah the heat can be miserable. Bring me the cold or bring me death that's it period

>>81788061
I wanna move to lapland and raise reindeer for the rest of my days

>>81786930
>>81786936
It somehow fixed itself and I have no idea why after I drove home from wageslaving. I don't get it. Everything is fine now. I just wanted to give an update.

>>81788214
I love you anon, please post a picture of your ear.

Stuck in the airport.......

>>81788395
I've never been requested to post my ear, but it's kind of gross and I've been at work all day. Also I don't like sending images of myself over the internet. It still feels nice that you'd say that though. I'm just blogposting and shitting this place up.

>>81787779
yeah
lots of eu faggots

I did a bunch of shrooms yesterday and was the horniest I've ever been, bit of a shame that jacking off is near impossible while peaking on them.

>>81787994
Europe where are you from?

Am I correct in my assumption that not even the avrage gay man finds bald man attractive?

>>81789071
When I used to go to the gym I had a gym crush that was bald with a beard and nip piercings.
Needless to say I had to jack off before going there otherwise I'd be too horny to work out properly.

>>81789071
I wish I was into bald guys because so many of them have hot bodies but I just can't, I'm sorry :(

>>81775042 (OP)
How do you determine if your e bf is cheating on you

>>81789240
Hack into his phone

>>81789071
my bf is a half bald bear

https://youtu.be/0LHFL941W0w?si=IEN3EV8fsOUa-Rh4
Taking a bath with my fbf

I need bussy in my life and honestly I think the taller the bottom the better because his ass can be bigger but he can still be skinny because of his height plus the idea of having a bottom with a bigger body to fuck and lick is hot

I just need to feel warm human skin on mine

>>81787859
>>81787932
I wonder if there's a happy middle ground I can find then, keep both of you happy lol

Is jumping off a High rise building the cheapest and painless death

>>81789484
Well roof access is usually locked so you wouldn't be able to even if you wanted.
I have heard that if you hang yourself from higher than 10 feet it completely rips off the head, that would probably be Instantaneous enough.

>>81781691
Why are you on the incel board if you are not an incel? Genuine question. I don't really get why you would stick around miserable losers.

>>81785720
Using a razor is slow but it's worth it to be smooth IMO, but you also have to use moisturizer in and stuff so everything takes forever... That is just the life of the bottom, but there are things like hair removal cream, epilators, waxing and so on that don't require as much effort.

hi r9gay. i graduated the other day. my adulthood is officially starting and im scared

What's your degree in jonah?

>>81790058
I think most people are 18 by the time they hit university so shouldn't you be like a couple years into adulthood by the time you graduate?

>>81790092
computer science!
>>81790095
yeah they are but idk i feel more like an actual 'adult' now, even if I have been for the past 5 years.

>>81790116
>bottom in computer science
did you write this joke yourself?

>>81790123
>>bottom
vers actually anon. life is too short to be tied to one position

>>81789484
Nah, overpass or bridge would be easier. Though it's gonna be awful if you want your body to not look awful.

>tfw never got my degree
>going to be 36 next month
alas

>>81790160
You're a bottom, look at yourself nigga, ain't nobody letting you top.

At least Jonah's degree is actually worth something, unlike my history degree.

>>81790183
you still have time. you're still able to go and get your degree,
>>81790235
if only you knew...
>>81790236
history is worth something! history absolutely is not a useless degree.

>>81790160
How many times have you topped your bf so far?

>>81790255
>you still have time
incorrect

>>81790261
that's between me and him.
>>81790263
you absolutely still do have time. 36 is relatively young, go get that degree if you want it. you won't regret it

>>81790255
Jonah if AI doesn't steal your job then the infinity Indians we outsource to will
Good luck anyway, wish I got a degree too

>>81790255
>history is worth something!

Not if if took you 6 years and you had a 2.8 GPA. At best I'll be waging at walmart or other such place. Imagine if my grandparents had kept the money I spent and I had that now. I don't know how much that would be but jeez I'd prefer to have it.

>>81790283
So never? Got it.

I got a degree in math at 24 and I have no idea what the fuck to do with it
I'm 25 now and I've just been living with my parents for a year

>>81790605
Move to the Netherlands and become prindello's bf, might have to gain some weight first.

>>81789068
Europe too :D

>>81790613
I don't know who that is but I am trying to lose weight and find a chubby bf so it probably wouldn't work out

I saw a tall handsome looking cute twink at work today if you bottom whores saw him irl your bussies would probably be dripping wet

>>81790641
>cuck shit
gross and horrible. How can anyone enjoy this?

>>81790322
Love this pic. autists like that genuinely live in a different reality from me.

>>81790654
>How can anyone enjoy this?
Because all the guys in it are hot and I'd fuck all of them preferably at the same time

>calls someone a whore
>would have a threesome

I could have a threesome and still have a lower body count then a bottom whore like you

I think a threesome would be hot under the right conditions and depending on who the third is and the rules laid down.

threesome(me, fbf, and fbfs clone)

In the kind of relationship I want with my fbf I feel like a threescore would leave one of us feeling insecure and underappreciated no matter the dynamic. I just want to make my fbf feel loved during sex.

>>81790626
Hmm maybe we should hold hands together and maybe kiss each other then

Foursome me, my clone, my fbf and his clone. Bonus if we lose track of who's who.

I hate people so fucking much I hope a gigantic space rock erases the whole planet from existence. Or I hope I die already.

Tensome, me and nine clones of me

I vaguely remember having dreams. I never had them growing up but eventually I started thinking about what I'd like to do in the future. The answer I quickly came to was nothing. I don't think I'd enjoy any type of work. My dream was short lived.

>>81790830

same, I was destined to be a neet I guess. No job is a 'dream' for me.

Your response, tops?

>>81790848
Bottoms have to prep, lube and get themselves ready for anal sex. Tops only need to get hard and stick it in.

>>81790848
Bottoms exist to drink eat and absorb semen in no part of topping does a top have to take any semen at all this is why bottoms will always be the gayer and lesser individuals in relationships

Scrub your fbfs shell

So glad I'm oral and foot only like most anons here

>>81790865
The "top" has to get hard for a guy though. That's kinda gay.
>>81790875
Not wasting is being gay? I guess everyone who has never finished the food is gay then?

I should take a shower. I should read manga. I should talk to my friends. I should game. I should exercise. I should...

noooooooo bunnymutt don't spend your savings on a ticket to finland aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>81790951
Shower while scrolling manga on your phone (put it in a waterproof bag) while vcing with your friends while doing pull ups on the shower door, trust me bro.

>>81790944
Semen is not food it is a bodily fluid this is why bottoms are gayer they view bodily fluids as food by default

>>81790994
>not food
>contains plenty nutrients, is in fact healthy
>good for the skin as well
>perfectly digestible, isn't poisonous or have any negative side effects
next you're gonna tell me honey isn't food either, right?

bee eff colony making semen to sustain themselves

I been told it's unreasonable to break up with your bf if it turns out he has ugly feet

>>81791005
Yeah my piss is edible and contains minerals in it why don't you try drinking that too stupid bottom

>/r9gay/ expedition to antarctica

>>81791092
Pee is actually NOT good for you (unlike semen) and leads to plenty of issues upon consumption. Stupid top can't even argue well.

bee orgy

Meow meow I'm a stupid cow moooooo meow

Nice try anon but meow is not back yet.

Where husbamdt yay meow *pukes*

Interesting that me chadbot outlasted both meow and bunnymutt and 3ds

Chadbot will leave soon again, and then I will be the only one who remains to bait the thread.

did they get bfs and leave

Meow is probably busy with something or he got sent to the mental hospital (unconfirmed), 3ds left because he got bullied out and bunnymutt just got bored I guess. 3ds was back here for a few posts but didn't stay, anyone remember what he said?

>>81791265
Bunnymutt is literally posting every day. 3ds didn't get bullied out, he left for a different reason. He was back to say he got a footjob and broke up with some guy he met on 4chan dating app lol.

>>81791297
Ah yea but bunnymutt *did* stop posting for a while, right? Chadbot too.

>>81791305
He did. He was dearly missed for his long hiatus ad I for one am glad to have our favorite meow simp back
Yes chadbot was deactivated for a bit too

Hard rough sex with filefag as he reads the bible outloud

meow1..apostle..crona...forgotten

>>81791332
I would never read The Bible while doing the deed that'd be a mockery towards the religion and I am not that rude.

>>81791297
Bunnymutt isn't here you retard he hasn't posted for months the crooked nosed pennywise looking motherfucker

Does crona still post on the board? I would see him sometimes but I don't scroll r9k much now.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79900944/#79912433
cant wait for the 2025 awards

>>81791416
Of course the retard who makes worst poster lists is a meow simp

>>81791437
How did you come to that conclusion when meow is on the list

>>81791398
He's he is you mongoloid. He is really easy to spot too, so you must be super retarded not to notice.

>>81791492
Yeah on the bottom of the list when he should be at the very top with all the BBC spam he did but I guess not only does the worst poster list guy simp for meow he also simps for BIG BLACK COCK

>>81791506
Is he the one that keeps posting about drinking piss and pissing on each other?

I think we can all agree chadbot and huebot are worst posters since they only repeat the same dialogue tree every time they post

Seconding this tbqhf

>>81791539
No, he never made those posts but we all act like he did and make fun of him for it even if it's only because some autist decided to troll him for no reason

i miss kiwi he was a cool antagonist

>>81791547
>it's okay for bottoms to complain about tops in every post
>but it's not okay for a top to ever complain about a bottom in any post
Another bitter jealous whore bottom that hates all tops just because chad won't fuck him I see

>>81791579
He was the only vocaroofag who made funny vocaroos. Ok it was one funny vocaroo but still more effort and better than anything anyone else did. Except maybe mooanon. Also he did nothing wrong and 3ds is a loser whore.

>>81791581
Holy shit you homosexuals mimicked straight man vs straight woman gender war nonsense in your own way!

Water was cold
I am old
Need a bf who does what he's told
I wonder if my tears can turn darkness into gold

>>81791625
I'm actually heterosexual and straight so don't ever refer to me as a homosexual again thanks

>>81791787
Im actually gay and you're fucking gay too

>>81791416
I hope I make it on the list next time!

>>81791805
>you're fucking gay too
Yeah prove it buddy

Love all tops!

>>81791830
Thank you, buddy. Means a lot

>>81791830
Fake news false flagging bottom whore

i think i might wanna go prison straight, no man will ever love my small dick and i understand it, they want someone capable and versatile
i wish i didn't end up like this because i genuinely love men and always wanted a bf since teens but i will never get certain things and i think i might be able to get it up for a woman
i'm so sorry i sucks so bad but i really have no choice as a guy will easily be able to satisfy him and i'm already old, was fun while it lasted

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79651196/#79660006
lol

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79651196/#79659802
haha lol

>>81790777
YEAAAAAAH
Dm me if yoz fw me : _drunken_whaler_

>>81790116
>computer science
Hey me too! Too bad I can't fucking find a junior dev positon anywhere :(

>>81791625
Also just wanted to add that bottoms are actually worse then women in a lot of ways and they all deserve horrible deaths for their behavior

>>81791975
Fuck man idk I worship cute fruity gay guys I'm obsessed with them. I'd walk in front of a moving car for one

>>81792016
>bottoms would literally kill themselves if it would appease chad
Yeah you should do that ASAP

>>81792043
Im not a Chad at all and bottom/effeminate gay guys go nuts over how i look idk.

I run a lot. Just go on a treadmill and work a manual labor job like I do idfk

>>81792083
>i'm taller then you better looking then you stronger then you and have way more sex then you but i'm not a chad
>why don't you try walking and working a dead end job then you'll have sex just like me bro
Wow thanks for the advice humblebragging faggot

chadbot could get blacked

>>81792139
Yeah I was humblebragging. It gives me a spike of dopamine when I do so. Its funny that you're high IQ enough to point it out

>>81792165
Too ugly and yes my ass is ugly too despite what the lying whore bottoms tell you
I will never be built for BIG BLACK COCK like meow was he was the last true BLACKED bottom here

>>81792171
Thanks for acknowledging my intellectual superiority most of these whore bottoms have low iq and are extremely bitter about it so they try and take their anger out by abusing and manipulating tops but since you're a top too you should abuse and manipulate bottoms and not in a sexual way that they'd enjoy

>>81792186
receptacle for pozzed nigger cum

>>81792235
Why do you even have this saved?

Haha it's so funny repeating same words and same script every day haha you're hilarious dude you're epically trolling us hahaha (kill yourself)

>>81792231
Nah, ill keep cooking chicken quesadillas for them and taking them out to exciting events. Thanks for the suggestion though

>>81792255
Bunnymutt saves every pic posted here btw

Made it to level 42 of bloom paradise and that's highest I ever gotten but idk I don't think I can go father maybe I can. Last high score was level 27 I think so...

>>81792271
Bunnymutt doesn't post anymore stop claiming everyone is bunnymutt

>>81792267
This is disgusting behavior and I hate you

>>81787005
I'm a certified silly boy, but it seems being so silly has only hurt me...

>>81792316
Same, brother. The only relationships I get are ones where I get used (in the fucked up manipulative sense)

>>81792304
Yeah I hate you too. I know a guy like you and he's in a relationship with a faggot he hates and feels like he needs to control all the time and has a rape fetish. Have fun with that.

>The only relationships I get are ones where I get used (in the fucked up manipulative sense)
Based if bottom
Cringe if top
God I fucking hate bottoms so much it's unreal

r9gay for eternity

>>81792336
This will never happen to me because a bottom will never date me because of how ugly I am
I do have a rape fetish though

>>81792344
you are my gf now
>>81792353
actually you are my gf now

>>81792436
>gf
I'm a fat ass manlet white boy

I don't like you sexhaving numb-nuts arguing whether to hate tops or bottoms in my thread.

Vers win again huh

>>81792475
Bunnymutt was a vers and look how he ended up though

My coworker asked me to swap shifts with him and now I'm doing the night shift I hate it I hate it i want to go home I'm already so sweaty and there's still like 7 hours left

>>81792449
that's literally perfect

>>81792512
I'm also a top not a bottom so I can't be a gf so I'm not perfect

>>81792525
What if I made you a gf and pumped you full of hormones without your consent
with your consent of course

Someone please kill me
I thought I would feel better when I wasn't drinking but at least drinking gave me something to look forward to every night, even if I hated it
Now I just feel empty, I waste the day away but with no reward at the end of it
Drinking wasn't the problem, I am the problem and I shouldn't be here

>>81792293
He posts here and he said so himself and you can check the archives you stupid fucking retard. Get better at recognizing posters.

>>81792576
He never said that maybe you try taking your meds so you don't have schizophrenic delusions like thinking up imaginary r9gay posters

Druggies, alcoholics and all sorts of addicts in this thread. I hope you all burn in hell. Fuck off to gaygen or drugfeel.

>>81792549
Imagine how bad you'd feel if suicide didn't work
They actually fuck up way more than you'd think and people are always left with permanent damage. I have scars which I am extremely ashamed of now that I'm not suicidal. I hate that I was stupid enough to do things like that to myself now

>>81792605
So far the only addictions I've seen posted in these threads is an addiction to BBC and even then it was just meow and his simps

>>81792549
>>81792606
you should get into self-mythologizing and get really invested in a personal narrative of change and self-improvement. i just picked up a paperback copy of portable nietzsche by walter kaufmann at the library book sale today for a dollar, i recommend it a lot.

>>81792680
No it was you and you're not funny and should kill yourself because you should kill yourself because

Some deranged bunnymutt and meow simp is threatening me just for pointing out bottoms shitty behavior and the disgusting BLACKED posts made by meow
I really hope that one day I can post here without being oppressed by the bottoms just for being a below average top

>>81792235
I posted my ass here yet have 0 simps but when meow posts his ass here he gets dozens just further proof that bottoms have it infinitely easier and can have sex whenever they want
Thanks for posting my ass and proving my points whore

spam = funny

niggers = funny

I want to huff a femboy's feet until I get brain damaged from his foot fungus

>>81789962
Because I still relate to some of the problems people have here, having sex doesn't solve them.
And it's not a strict rule like it is on wizchan..

>>81792894
this whole why do you post here if you're a SeXhAvEr!! is kind of hilarious at this point, we're all retards. there's other places to post if you're looking for strictly sexless people to relate to like you said.

mom dropped my phone and there is a black spot on the screen now

>we're all retards
>btw I have a degree and a bf

>>81781691
>voluntary in 99% of cases
Another whore bottom assuming that all tops can just go out and have sex I fucking hate you bottoms
>>81793012
You've had multiple bfs and some of us can never have sex (because we're tops) so excuse us for being a bit bitter when you come here to humblebrag

>>81793080
it really is a mystery

>>81793080
i barely leave my house and did my degree mostly from home.
>>81793107
I've had one boyfriend. This is my first ever boyfriend, i'm not sure where you got the idea that i've had multiple.

>>81793107
>(because we're tops)
It's not because you're a top, it's because you're a fucking creep and you're not attractive enough to be one.

>>81793131
I got the idea because you weren't a virgin before this bf so you were just having casual sex then

>>81793157
>you're not attractive enough to be one.
Yeah sorry I should have specified non chad top

>>81793164
not in the slightest, i was used at a young age by a person i went to school with. i thought they liked me but they didn't.i hadn't had sex after then.

>I only had sex before and not after and now
Brilliant.

>>81793207
It's okay you're a bottom most bottoms engage in casual sex everyone just assumes you're a whore it's no biggie

>>81793238
this was known and discussed several times btw
>>81793258
except it wasn't casual.

>>81793305
>except it wasn't casual
You had sex with a guy who you weren't dating and who wasn't dating you by your own admission
It's casual sex by your own admission

I have NEVER had sex this means that my soul is kept pure and holy unlikely you GROSS and DEPRIVED sex havers whose souls have been tainted by greed and lust! For this you shall never see the gates of heaven. Teehee.

>>81793331
I guess it's that way in your eyes but not mine. I didn't do it with the intention of it being casual. I was lead on by a person and they never truly liked me.
>>81793338
heaven is scary anyway, the idea of being and locked into a place reincarnated for the rest of your life. if it had an option of reincarnating that'd be perfect.

>>81793338
This except the heaven part, that shit ain't real.

>>81793425
hopefully something similar is death is scary

>>81793412
>I was lead on by a person and they never truly liked me.
I'm sorry to hear that jonah :C that kind of thing always sucks to realize
>heaven is scary anyway
yeah, real

>>81793545
it does suck! but it was a learning experience and i'm glad that it happened. all things that happen in life good or bad are just simply lessons to learn from and it taught me A LOT about people.

>>81793566
>it does suck! but it was a learning experience and i'm glad that it happened.
yeah ^^

I still think that just unreasonable evil for no reason against innocent people is utterly disgusting TwT no matter the form of it

>>81793566
Were either of the men you had sex with BLACK by chance?

>>81793598
>I still think that just unreasonable evil for no reason against innocent people is utterly disgusting
You saying this as a bottom is peak irony btw

>>81793625
what have I done as a bottom??

>>81793545
I wish I had a boyfriend who looked like this

>>81793630
You manipulated and abused tops emotionally and mentally just because you felt like it

Ideal bottom bf, hands down no exceptions

>>81793598
it's fully disgusting but it's all a learning lesson.
>>81793601
no, i'd never fuck a nigger nor find one attractive. it's only white men that i find hot

>>81793640
hell yeah

>>81793647
I would never!!

>>81793678
My life is over because I was abused by bottoms like you I will never have sex

>>81793760
I'm sorry to hear that anon, but I'm sure your life isn't over yet!!

>>81793795
You're right only my sex life is over because I will never have sex or be in a relationship which isn't so bad I guess

I'm at risk for rape. (being a rapist)

I think if a man held my hand I would break down and cry
I need physical affection so badly

>>81793946
You would, it happened to me from a compassionate touch by a coworker.
It's like one of those videos where someone pets a wild animal and it just stuns them.

I did some of these two days ago and my legs have felt like they were going to explode all day
Sitting down on the floor hurt so much
It feels like someone inflated balloons in my inner thighs I'm walking around like a freak
It will be worth it when I can crush a watermelon though

>>81794096
Creatine can help with recovery.

in another 10 years all GM trucks will just have a fully armored hammerhead front end for ramming through protester blockades and instead of a windshield they'll use forward facing cameras and screens

>>81794137
I've generally been against the idea of buying supplements because I feel like it's best to get what I need from natural foods, but I will consider this, thank you.

>>81794167
>KILLDOZER

>>81794167
Also they'll be self-driving but never have any passengers in them.

>>81794167
i hope we dont have to wait 10 years

>>81794180
Creatine isn't like steroids, from my experience it has minimal side effects and the main thing is just making recovery periods less painful (rather than making you omegajacked and shrinking your penis).

>>81794183
oh my god you're right. they'll just send it to walmart to pick up their groceries for them and come back. they'll send it to get just one item. grok, send my ram to pick up a bottle of pepsi at the store for me i'm thirsty

>>81794342
nooo my impoverished mexicano should be picking up those groceries f**K amerikkka

>>81794374
you should be walking to the store with your feet

>>81794374
DIOS MIO these american cars are taking our jobs

These trucks will exist for the sole purpose of running over more children. Assuming there will be any business model or financial incentive beyond smashing a child's head against the front bumper like a watermelon is the result of propaganda from Big Motor

maybe they shouldnt watch tiktok in the middle of the street

why is it so impossible to find black and yellow clothes. I've been looking all day for a cute best like pic rel it's just impossible. I just wanna do a cute kinda cosplay.

>>81792344
Yeah i'm a bottom

>>81794651
Good you deserved to abused (not in a good way)

>>81794596
Same but pink and yellow. I love sunrises, I want to look like a sunrise all the time.

https://youtu.be/EDaPKxBl5lY
Russian orcs are using ai to commentate mma. Yes this is the official channel. Bizarre

Make love not abuse!

>>81794663
Who hurt you ? I know a bottom probably did, but your unending hate for bottoms won't make you find a bf

>>81794669
Apparently AI has really become mainstream in India also. I'm sure this shit will become normalized in the west soon.
It's a sad fucked up world we live in.

>>81793012
This is a board for robots and you're not a robot. It's that simple.
>>81793056
My dad dropped my phone but it's not damaged
>>81793566
Did it tech you not to say yes to first whore asking to fuck you?

>>81794666
sunrises are beautiful if you could look like one that'd be very nice >>81794663

my mom dropped the coffee pot and it broke

remember, its supposed to be #2571

>>81794596
Black and yellow is such a good combo one of my favs too

Talking about clothes sent me on an impulse search I don't normally buy clothes but these are really pretty and I can't wait to fill them out over time

>>81794778
You know damn well op will fuck it up again because you're all useless and you won't make the thread yourself

>>81794705
Nothing will get me a bf because it was all decided at birth by my genetics I just have to accept it and move on that I'll never have sex or a relationship but I still feel bitter

why do i like being called a faggot? is this some kind of chemical imbalance

It's been over a decade since they clipped my wings. I still remember the day. I won't be able to fly anymore chat. Never again.

I will never stop repeating myself because I can't stop repeating myself because I cants stop because I think this is funny because I'm retarded because beep boop

>>81794842
shut up faggot
this is an original comment FAGGOT

>>81794806
it really is!!! it's so annoying it's hard to find tho.

>>81794809
those do look super cute

>>81794853
>me talking about my circumcision

>>81794912
Fine it's my turn anyway

>>81794754
mom doesnt even care she ruined my phone

I saw that steely

Feel like I'm going insane tonight I wanna do things just let me do things brain
>>81794952
Yeah and? :3

>>81794885
>shut up faggot
mmff,, sorrrryy >_<