Thread 81779942

r9k can u pls help me
i am not gay but i have no interest in being near women at all and i constantly hunger for a lovey dovey same sex male relationship
why is my brain broken in this way and how can i fix it, it's ruining my life

>>81779942 (OP)
It's called a friendship, anon. you're welcome and it's not ruining your life. If you fantasize about being in that position and it makes you happy. Go for it, you don't even have to do anythint sexual

>>81780199
oh
im not capable of making friends
and my bpd would require a friend to never ever speak to anyone else

>>81780199
>>81779942 (OP)
>It's called a friendship
>i constantly hunger for a lovey dovey same sex male relationship
Am I reading the same post?

>>81780269
Unless he wants to kiss and fuck another man which im assuming isnt the case. Then a "lovey dovey" relationship is just a friendship with extra steps

>>81780269
>>81780402
kisses n hugs arent gay, i think thats how they greet eachother in france

first of all, this is my post with your name on it.
second of all, sod off, that's not parody and you don't even know who says that

>>81779942 (OP)
>it's another "I'm not gay but <gayest thing you ever heard>" thread

>>81780427
i don't understnyand

>>81780437
but i dont want to have gay sex because that's bad so im not gay

>>81780509
A woman who wants to lock a man down in a relationship and never have sex with him is still straight, so you are gay even if you have hangups about sex.

>>81780509
>i don't understnyand
you're special, that's why you don't fit in a box.

>>81780653
No, he doesn't fuck box because he's gay. Keep up.

>>81779942 (OP)
I love you today too, Myneposter!

>>81781970
ilove you ivlove u i loveyou i love you i lvoe you mwah mwh mwahmwhmah++

send the money I told you to and we can go back to being lovey dovey

>>81782191
yes sir. ill do anytinhg ill do anything i will do anything im so lonely.

>>81779942 (OP)
>i have no interest in being near women at all
Have you always been this way or was your aversion to women learned?

>>81782216
as far back as i can remember i always thought they were always cringe and lame and didnt know how to speak smart words or own at videogames and were only there to bake muffins and make children
but maybe its just cuz i got gay groomed when i was young and now eternally crave the only type of attention i ever got in life idk

>>81782266
>but maybe its just cuz i got gay groomed when i was young and now eternally crave the only type of attention i ever got in life idk
Ah, now this all makes sense.

>>81782266
what videogames do you play? what else do you do? you can find a lot of women that are good at vidya

>>81782515
hate videogames
bedrot all day because want to kill myself for the past decade
hate women they dont know english

>>81782352
im not gay

I just want to take you into my home and eat you up.

>>81782554
>hate women they dont know english
what?
if youre white go for minority women. theyre absolutely desperate and youd be doing me a favor

im not gay im not gay im not gay

>>81782602
can't, im poor
also id be fun of for race mixing

>>81782565
im not pancakes im not food

>>81782625
>im not gay im not gay im not gay
That's what they all say. I can make you mine.

>>81782625
>im not pancakes im not food
Very cute. You still know very well what I mean.

>>81782602
why are you so desperate though, foid?

>>81782644
wtf you didnt mean actually eat??