Thread 81792079

The Broads National Park edition

Me and Eva cuddling x

eva6 xox

>>81792095
this, but without 'and Eva' in the middle.

Me and Blad chilling out, drinking Dr. Pepper and playing some retro games.

Can't wait to see SSM out on his new bike

BNP edition eh?

https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8?si=BeJIyu1bZt46m2As

MBEST TUNE INCOMING X

i respect eva6 as a person.

>>81792117
This picture is incredibly grim. Arse looks like and is as dry as a sarlacc pit.

HHL isn't coming back is he

Farting in elevator

>>81792136
Hopefully not tbqh

eva6 is a bright but troubled young woman, she is clearly vulnerable, she needs support from her family to build a real life social circle and manage day to day activities like changing clothes and washing, her compulsive masturbation is a cause for concern that requires attention

Still really light and it's Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;

>>81792136
30 day ban innit

>>81792136
He'll be back when his ban is over or he gets it appealed. Dude's been here over 10 years why would he stop now?

Mongs will do anything to avoid buying a 200 quid portable AC, including putting kitchen foil on their windows lmao

>>81792105
for me? watching EastEnders with Bbro

>>81792156
has he been here that long? kinell

HelperLad is one of the site's biggest stars. he must bring in most of the ad/Pass revenue.

i only have my doubts because some anon asked him if he'd return to his [previous personality] days, and he gave a 'watch this space ;))' type coy reply.

>>81792167
Search him on Desu Archive he's responsible for like 90 percent of the posts on this board, kek.

>>81792136
banned until after the ban
it might be over for are chairman

>>81792162
>He fell for the AC meme

>>81792162
the fuck am i going to run it with lad, my solar panels?

>>81792178
>he's responsible for like 90 percent of the posts on this board

sniff and lick you gay fags x

hhl will be turning 40 soon. grim

>>81792167
Most posters here have been here for that long

>>81792214
I have been here 3 years

Just imagining a horror film where HHL is spread as a computer virus until he assimilates all of humanity.

>>81792214
I drifted in to /britfeel/ during covid times

as developed as they may seem

doesnt mean they are 18 x

I personally have been here for at least 10 years but only started posting as DVDlad recently and not as a trip.

Anyone else getting really fed up with SSMs inconsistent uploads? Nothing again today.

>>81792243
>never changed his daily schedule

>>81792259
He uploafed earlier about his new bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fTbSb4TFU

>>81792259
when was the last elen video?

>>81792277
Helen left him for another man

>>81792243
more like kant-be-bothered.

Neighbours few houses down got some kind of arabic shouting going on. Fucking hell.

>>81792243
Reminds me of Ricky and Steve talking about him on Xfm, Karl getting nervous because they keep saying 'Kant'

SSM couldn't last 5 minutes on a bike without keeling over.

>>81792283
really?
someone mentioned it here but I didn't believe him
rarely watch him now

>>81792311
Turns out... little monkey fella in a bin.

imagine being born a guy that has sex

DARE (DFA Remix)

>>81792339
Haha, what a dim'un I be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORa9HJ9mEc

Had enough sex and I'm happy to wank

Play a record!

How's he going to sell his new bike then? CeX won't take it.

How does it feel being a virgin in your mid 30s? Not trying to put anyone down. Just wondering what I've got to look forward to in about 10 years. I'm hoping one day I'll just accept my lot in life.

I'VE BEEN SEARCHIN
I'VE BEEN LURKIN
IN THE SHADOWS
ALL MY LIFE

>>81792360
facebook marketplace de lad

>>81792361
why not give sex a go?

>>81792360
Seen them in cash converters lad

>>81792360
Cash Converters buy bikes

>>81792361
It not right. Eva is a fit young lass and could have sweaty sex with all of us. She could end our suffering but chooses not to. Selfish.

Cash Converters required me to either have a valid ID, or some specific set of documents.
born and raised here, haven't left the country in 15+ years. why should i need any more than my address and my word?

>>81792360
Can just imagine him struggling with it on the train to Poole CEX

>>81792385
eva6 is in the same boat as >>81792357

CEX said I needed a countersignature to sell my copy of Shrek 2 for the PS2. Bastards.

>>81792396
Can only imagine they get loads of crackheads trying to sell stolen phones

>>81792410
true, but what the fuck changed? when did shops just stop buying things? that's not even some traditional pawning-type agreement, it's just selling an item.

hell are car boot sales even legal? is everyone meant to be declaring their income?

>>81792361
Just wanna neck whenever I think about it so I try not to think about it and try to self improve (kek) what bothers me most is all those wasted years I'll never get back, even if I somehow "made it" it's over anyway, even if I somehow magically got a gf she's had a life time of sex at this point, kill me

>>81792430
I went to a car boot sale recently but to my surprise everyone that turned up already had a car boot.

If you didn't have sex as a teenager with your teenage GF then what's the fucking point?

it's mad that Poundland was sold for a pound. they did the joke.

Think of all the things you could have done differently as a teenager. The list is endless.

>>81792474
Could have got my cock out in the common room and spaffed over a lassies skirt.

>>81792454
you could just watch some kind of POV porn, and pretend it's you?

i've lost the memories, to be honest. and at 16/16 (she'd had sex, i hadn't) i already felt like i was pretty late to losing my virginity.

>>81792454
teenage sex is awkward and shit, it becomes alot better in your mid 20s and even better into late 20s/early 30s, then it goes downhill and fast

>>81792490
some lad at my school (NOT me) got his bag stolen then he found it covered in semen.
definitely a bullying/practical joke/soggy biscuit challenge thing, still want to know what the story was. he took it to a teacher who didn't believe him, she sniffed it and basically went, "...oh", all the boys got told to come forward if it was them.
all this stuff about the police doing DNA testing but of course that never actually happened.

>>81792105
Not had a full sugar Dr Pepper in ages lid. I was putting on about 7 pounds a month drinking 24 cans a week lid kek.
>>81792164
As long as you sit in silence and never ask questions it will be alright.

>>81792522
Total bollocks. The sex I had with my 15 year old girlfriend was the best of my life. She had cracking big tits that came in early and was always horny. Having to sneak around and the fear of getting caught made it exciting too.

>never orgasmed from sex in my 20s

feels bad man.

>>81792273
Just noticed mark has another flat screen TV. He sold his other one a few weeks/months ago. Where is he getting the money to pay for all these expensive items?

all those friends you could have made but didnt

>>81792522
Absolute pure cope. I had the best sex of my life as a teenager with other teenagers. Of course sex is still good in your 20s and 30s, but come on who is anyone kidding? Yeah it's way, WAY better to be a teenager and getting teenage pussy than any other age.

>>81792524
Some lad posted here saying he did this to a girl in his year. You sure you're not remembering that?
>>81792542
Don't know how he still gets stuff on credit, there must be a million red marks at this stage.

>GAGGING FOR A PAYDAY LOAN ME.
I once applied for PayPal credit but they wouldnt give it me because I put down I was unemployed. Cunts.

Me and SCEA meeting up for a race around an industrial estate

Going to watch the movie "Shattered Glass"

waa waa

>>81792532
>Having to sneak around and the fear of getting caught made it exciting too.
i couldn't do anything as a teenager. parents/older brothers would just burst into my room at any time. there was just no concept of privacy, unless i was the only person in the house.

the one time it happened during sex killed the moment, honestly. that's ONE potential teenage sex, taken from me by my dopey brother asking if i'd seen his PS2 controller anywhere.

>>81792532
Fucked my 15 year old gf silly too, took her virginity, she bled like a stuck pig haha. Her first kiss and first blowjob were on the same day lmao
She didn't have big tits though her body was pretty much pic related

>>81792554
PayPal Credit is shit anyway, the way they allocate payments fucks you over with the interest. I just got approved for a loan with the Credit Union to pay them cunts off which I'm happy about. Easier to make one monthly payment to them. Credit not worth it, lad.

>>81792564
That's going fast. Was it racing to the petrol station for fuel? That's empty af.

What did HHL actually get banned for? Using Pepe pictures isn't really avatarfagging. Everyone uses Pepe.

>>81792602
i suspect 'racism outside of /b/'. 4chan doesn't take kindly to that sort of thing.

>>81791923
>Anyone feel as though their entire life in this country has been but a half-life?
What do you mean by that lad? Liek you haven't had a good life? x

>>81792547
Not true at all lad. As you get older you realise that the meaningless sex you had with inexperienced girls is nowhere near as good as what you'll experience with someone you truly love. If you don't realise by now that the joy of sex is more than sticking your willy in a tight hole then you might as well buy a Fleshlight.

>>81792612
Oh I see. That's a 3 day ban at most. Seems kinda a stupid rule for r9k since this board is basically just /b/

>>81792585
Mate we didn't really fuck in the house we fucked in the park and when I got a car we'd fuck in that too. Maybe a few times in the house if we knew for certain nobody would be coming. We fucked in school once but was too risky and we nearly got caught so didn't bother with that again.

crosslad go on PSN and get the score from HHL

Playing a game I was looking forward to but it's really fucking boring me to tears

I remember sqeezing my 14 year old gfs non-existent tits under the skate park ramp when I was 15 x

first time i squeezed a girls tits i got a bigger boner than ive ever had in my life, even since then no matter what ive done

you can find hhl in /brit/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/%21%2153i4YrndgQA/

>Work as supply teacher for some extra dosh
>Good money but job is stressful as fuck
>Sometimes do TA
>Basically I'm the guy who sits next to the spacker kids to motivate them
>Sit in on an English lesson
>The book they are reading is some absolute bollocks about how white people in WW2 were racist and called innocent darkies mean names
>Every white male character is a pathetic cuck. One of them is graphically described as being unable to please his wife.
>Of course his wife meets some black lieutenant or something (in WW2 lmao) and instantly cums her panties
>They are reading this to 11 year olds
?????
>Cover for a year 9 class
>They are watching a musical about a boy who dresses as a girl
>It's a true story
>His attention whoring ruined the prom for all the normies
???????

>>81792627
maybe i just don't have that exhibitionism risk factor in me (exciting things ARE exciting, i get that). or being para in the house/interrupted by my brother was just uncomfortable and awkward as fuck, any feelings after that would be incestuous, almost.

doubt many teenagers wanking away were chuffed when their mum walked in.

>>81792652
I work in a school too and it's gay and tranny shit force fed to them.

>>81792645
In sixth form one of the fit lassies would sit on my lap either as a way to bully me or tease me but I got a boner every time and I'm pretty certain she knew. Was she into me or just psycho? Nearly blew my load one time.

HHL
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.aco.an.c.cgl.co.d.fit.g.his.int.k.m.mlp.mu.q.qa.r9k.tg.trash.vr.wsg/tripcode/%21%2153i4YrndgQA/

>>81792602
Doxxing is a bannable offence even if you dox yourself, later he was ban evading on /int/ so i reckon he is gone for at least two months

>>81792645
I don't think I touched the booba till I was in my 20's. I remember fingering a girl when I was 16 [that was fun].

you still driving the mondeo lad?

>>81792677
How many posts on his other trip lad

garn eat sour skittles and watch kill bill 2

>>81792692
only got regular skittles me :(

>>81792692
I forget what part is Sonny Chiba in?

put me choccy in the fridge lads haha what am i like

Only had 3 drinks and I'm sweating my tits off

>>81792668
>ask year 8s if they like english
>"no sir"
>ask why
>"it's boring"
>try and tell them english is fun and interesting and there are lots of good books
>"reading is boring"
>See the absolute dogshit they're forced to read
>Agree with their sentiment

>>81792707
I do this too me lid. Best way to keep it from melting.

my qt teen gf did START wanking me off in a shopping centre, once, after it had closed and we were sneaking around.

went in some quiet/dark area on the stairs, i made sure there weren't any cameras, we started necking on, one thing led to another. i think SHE was the smart one because where was the semen going to go, how does that work? i just remember feeling frustrated and then a security guy (probably saw us sneak UP there on cameras) came and escorted us out.

i miss life, lads. i really do.

Friendly reminder that Shippy is a fat balding nonce

>>81792733
>where does the semen go
Hopefully down her fucking throat. Otherwise in your boxers or on her hand.

Fucking end me x

>>81792741
...that's not friendly at all

remember lids its illegal to film your scene teen gf with heavy eyeshadow sucking you off around the back of the estate even if you were a teen at the time

just ate 8 sausages

>>81792745
i had my school uniform on. had a system of fresh shirt every day, fresh trousers every two days, my mum would have noticed. god forbid i got it on my ONE school jumper.

i think she was more into the naughty crime aspect more than the naughty sex aspect, tbqh. in real life people have neuroses, they override passion sometimes.

>>81792790
>scene teen gf with heavy eyeshadow sucking you off
never forget what they took from us

Bored and full of lager x

>>81792725
Had a bunch of primary kids come to the school to visit a few weeks ago and they were in their own clothes. Couldn't believe it when I saw one of them wearing a fucking trans flag shirt. Literally 10/11 years old.

>>81792803
some of them still exist
i have seen them

>>81792819
IRL? only ever seen online thots looking like that these days, and you know they never go outside looking like that anyway

>>81792800
Probably normal for a parent to find semen stains on their teenagers clothes I reckon.
I remember as a teen I would get an erection at the fucking bus stop and stupid places and have to stand with my bag covering my crotch.

WHY IS IT STILL SO FUCKING WARM
ITS 9PM

>>81792813
The good news is most well-adjusted normie kids reject this nonce-sense on its face. Only ones with weirdo or absent parents who let them use Discord get into the tranny shit and they usually grow out of it when it starts to become embarrassing.
Children still use "gay" as an insult and it makes me smile.

Bak from my wee walk x nice night

>>81792834
>have to stand with my bag covering my crotch.
do messenger/shoulder bags go in and out of fashion?

>>81792633
>played an overwhelmingly positive game on steam
>its wanky dogshit

>>81792631
Aye I was going to. When am settled
>8888X

Fans just blowing hot air at me. Fuck sake

>Be in a family Discord server with a few friends also
>It's constantly full of this one faggot asking people to play new FOTM games with him
>Every single one is some memeshit or Phasmophobia clone
>Gets everyone to buy it
>They play it once and never again
>Cycle repeats forever

>>81792882
mine blowing pollen around my flat, im snotty mess over here lids

>>81792846
The house retains the heat and also heat rises. In my house its cooler downstairs and fucking boiling upstairs. Absolutely grim as fuck here.

Got a 4 pack of chocolate eclairs earlier. Might have a cheeky one now.

btw lads when you're 35 your bennies go up
pretty miserable to think about innit

my childhood bedroom is right at the top of the house
dying here lads

Drinking an Innocent smoothie to keep cool. Doing the trick actually

>>81792892
See I know all that so I went downstairs and honestly it's not THAT much cooler. Like slightly better but not enough for me to care.
Doesn't help the last lad who owned this played insulated the roof to fuck. My house does get a bit nippy in the winter so I get it, but he's fucked me in the summer.

Maybe I should go up there and remove the thick layer.

>>81792904
I got m&ms
Peanut one n crispy one

>>81792905
as a wagie im hoping to be on 70k by the time im 35

>>81792857
Don't know but I did usually have a messenger bag actually and it was a saviour at times.

>>81792652
>>81792725
something like Billy Elliot might be fine, in a Kes kind of way. but if it's acceptable, it's not even subversive/cool/groundbreaking any more, so i don't get it.

i remember both my primary school through to secondary school in the 2000s being really on a black-rights-in-the-US kick. learning about the Underground Railroad and Rosa Parks and all that.

no way in hell would they teach us any "gay literature", unless it was just Oscar Wilde or someone (not specifically a "pro gay message", to celebrate the abolition of Section 28, that'd be insane).

Thinking about going vegan

>>81792925
Had a bag of Revels at the cinema yesterday. Convinced they drastically reduced the amount of coffee ones (my favourite).

>>81792936
would rather be on bennies than ever be a wagie again lad
swings and roundabouts its pretty gay not really having any money but at the same time i don't really need money because im content with what i do have
prefer to have more time than to slave for shekelberg for the rest of my life and be fuckin knackered all the time
thats just me though. not on bennies because im a lazy twat i actually have a fucked up spine

>live in a basement flat at the coast

Always cold here, I could even put a jumper on. Quite warm outside but not unbearable.

>>81792964
if i had all that time id just do fuck all with it, i find that on my weeks off
basically sit on my PC, look at my backlog of games ill never play, wank my cock into a non-functional state, drink myself to sleep, then repeat

for me it's getting the 4-pack of chocolate eclairs from Morrisons, instead of the 2-pack of LARGE chocolate eclairs.
getting twice as many, aren't you?

>>81792981
named my car after choccy eclairs unironically

>>81791923
>All we can do is move forward

>>81792960
I was craving Minstrels the other day but i couldnt find them but its bc i was thinking of the old packaging thats brown When its actually called galaxy minstrels now nd it just looks like a galaxy on the front.What film did u see.x

>>81792972
actually underground, lad?

very rare i see buildings with cellars/basements unless it's some big posh place. sort of thing you hear Americans bring up a lot, something about our ground, or hitting old pipelines?

>>81792975
ye thats the problem wit the NQ (the NEET question)
with my free time i do a lot of things though
i enrolled in university so there's always summat to do
learned to play piano
put together models occasionally
run a dnd campaign
work out
and just other odd stuff i find to do. started making youtube videos for a laugh even

for me it's custard slices
could eat about 10 of them in one go

can't believe you can't call just call them minstrels any more. do half of them have to be white chocolate, too?

>>81793007
have a strange relationship with these, sometimes get a craving for one and when i start eating it i wont enjoy it, but afterwards i want another one, then i can down a good half dozen of them

>>81792960
stopped eating them after a batch was recalled for having bits of rubber in

sharing a choccy eclair with eva

>>81793005
>started making youtube videos for a laugh even
thats on my bucket list but i always talk myself out of it
got my own autism schtick like dvdlad and want to make videos just talking about it

i share my choccy ecilairs with my cat
she likes to lick the cream

>>81793000
Saw that new Jurassic World Rebirth. It wasn't really that great but some good action parts with the dinos. Love them little chocolate stars as well I wonder if they still make them.
My local cinema is in dire need of a refurb. The screens are fucking caked in dust or dirt or something and it's really noticeable.

Bet it feels nice to shag a chocolate eclair

>>81793005
did half of these but it fades, you're right but so is the first lad, too.

been on ADHD meds and they absolutely work, but i also think it's just normal and nothing to with a 'different' brain. depression, maybe, but wouldn't everyone become depressed under the right circumstances?

>>81793050
i just always called anal creampies choccy eclairs so

pure want a box of astros desu

>buy a packet of erasers
>it's full of Revels

>>81793070
fumin they don't make them any more
they actually sell them in south africa though. dunno why.

>>81793063
how often has this come up in conversation?

>>81793086
I have way too much time thinking/talking to myself so not very often.

That Toffee Crisp McFlurry nearly did my fucking teeth in yesterday. The wee bits of chocolate were hard as a rock. McFlurries are shit compared to when I was a kid. They're so small now too and have an even smaller "mini" version. It's hilarious to me how almost everything in McDonald's is now catered to kids. The fries don't even come salted anymore.

Been playing Ready or Not. Pretty fun so far, like the realism aspect. It's very difficult too. Apparently the game got censored but I never played it before that, so I'm not really bothered.

>>81793103
>The fries don't even come salted anymore.
They do at mine but I've been to others where they don't and it's fuckin odd. I used to work in Burger King when I were a wee lad and they didn't salt them either. They taste fucking bland without it.

>>81793002
My window is below street level, but not underground

>>81793109
ye lad my brother was excited for that to come out on Xbox looks pretty rad. I like games where you fuck up once and you die. Used to play those old SWAT games LARPing as John McClane haha. Go in wearing no armour with just a pistol and try to take out the baddies. Was a lot of fun but basically a suicide mission

>>81793119
Does my fucking tits in with the condiments too. Back in the day they'd just automatically throw a load of packets of ketchup and salt on your tray but now you have to walk into the corner and squirt a 5ml dollop of ketchup into a tiny paper bowl. Kinell.

>>81793002
i really wanted a basement and googled if you can get it here
apparently not really, like you need the house to be prepped for it before its built

>>81793135
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 felt great for this. Fucking loved that game.

friday night shits, not a good feeling desu, back in half an hour

>>81793158
top tier shit, that game
played the fuck out of it

>>81793150
teenage dream, this. "mom's basement", the fuck are you Americans on? like a massive fuck-off basement, all to yourself?

i knew one lad whose room was a DIY loft conversion his older brother built. definitely not safe, really awkward to get into. but it was cool as hell.

>>81792668
>I work in a school too

>>81793183
>the fuck are you Americans on
i'm British you absolute fucknugget
i bought a house, felt like "hey it'd be cool to have an underground cave for a mancave, gym, whatever", and then wanted to look up if it was a thing you can get here and you cant unless the stars align
its not like a teenage den, im in my fucking 30s, but having a room filled with either soiboi shit like games or just workout equipment or a fat music system would be sick

thats all, get the fuck off my case dickhead

On my self care arc x

>>81793043
Wym magic stars? They're still around.i had sum few weeks ago.x

>>81792972
t. mudflood victim

been playing video games recently oh aye x

I scoffed the day before i was seeing dentist as my choccy am allowed before the dentist choccy

Garn get a McDonalds as a treat because I'm ill

>>81793177
It was one of the first online games I got into along with COD4 and Resistance: Fall of Man. RSV2 felt really fucking tactical though. Loved all the taking cover and peeking around corners and that. Rappelling was the shit as well.
>>81793215
Oh right yeah I love them. Maybe just cause I haven't been looking so I didn't find 'em. Going to grab some next time I'm in Tesco.

I have no mates

>>81793221
13 hours a day lad. Grim

>>81793250
You're amongst similar company here fren

>>81793221
What you been playing?
>>81793226
Oh yes they look lush. Always loved they had wee faces on them.

>>81793272
that's almost as many hours as I spend in /britfeel/!

New video dropped of me black out drunk dancing w my mammy nd looking off my rocker altogethre I never accounted for the fact that somebody would be sitting with a phone camera at this thing every 2 seconds it seems like I cant believe what am looking at in a sense,I was truly plastered but if it made my mmy happy then its ok
>>81793242
I luved milky ways when i was a wean.x I still do. x

>>81792870
>>81793226
Crossy, now if you want to see something spooky look at this post on /pol/

>>>/pol/510117410

>>81793242
Yeah lad, shame they killed it for fucking Siege. I guess games like RoN took the mantle.

I am a virgin freak. I will never do my part to spread the white race

>>81793276
Awe look how much soul they had.Id honestly forgot ti was like that before.Everything is so boring now.SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definitely been screenmaxxing today I reckon.

>>81793294
gis a deek of that video lad

>>81793199
sorry lad i meant Americans who went on about "mom's basement" as a negative stereotype. with your own table + chairs/couch for D&D games, like a studio flat to yourself.

i also want that, as a grown man. not all the rainbow gayman LEDs, but at least a board games room.

>>81793276
rimworld mainly. new expansion out. it lush and i mean lush x

>>81793309
>do my part to spread the white race

>>81793294
Hate that you can't even have a nice drunk embarrassing times anymore without some dickhead recording it.

>>81793317
I own the house to myself, I'll have the basement to myself too :^)
fair lad

>>81793315
why NOT just use a web browser? thought we'd gotten over this 'apps for everything' shite.

>>81793322
Oh nice. I have the console version which is a great port but they stopped development after the first two dlcs. Hate them half assing console versions for a quick pound.
I like digging into a mountain and making a James Bond base.

>>81793344
Easier on my phone when I'm monging out in bed or the sofa. Only really boot up my laptop nowadays to torrent, manage my calibre or play a VN.

>>81793334
I know its weird.I think if you had pre agreed then its alright but its weird to find out after the fact that somebody was sitting there like that in the cuck corner.Ah well

>>81793370
i'm worried that if i became THIS into my phone, my posting quality would decline. we might be the last generation of literate adults lad let's not watse it with technologies

>>81793414
I'm 30, lad. I spent enough time dicking around on my PC as a teenager. There's not much I need to do on my laptop I can't also do on my phone. If I do I can still research how and troubleshoot because I grew up using a PC unlike zoomers who don't know what to do if something breaks.

big smash ont' M6 near stoke, glad im not working tonight

>>81792679
>later he was ban evading on /int/ so i reckon he is gone for at least two months
He might've only got banned on r9k though

Crossy any embarrassing Orange Order marches in Glasgow tomorrow? Already sick of hearing the cunts bang their drums.

>>81793448
fair enough. me? i know what i'm like. i'm ALREADY on a computer instead of reading books.
glad my brain is stubborn at times, even if it's a matter of taste. better to cook than have ready meals, i reckon.

Just had a nice wank thinking about your mother.

Eating eva6's magic starfish

heard a bloke kicking off outside earlier, screaming after someone, sounded like it might turn into a fight. just wondered how it'd go.

but then it was a woman crying/yelling back, which made it sad. it's sad when men are aggro at woman, in my opinion.

pissed as a fart and in bed too hot

feel sick x

>>81793481
Dont know if theyre allowed on the 12th but there was one when we were getting home last saturday on th 5th,,It was hard to listen to with being hungover.My wee sis londoner bf was asking whats the orange order

what's the orange order? (don't know much about foreign affairs.)

Music ever made you cry lads?

>>81793602
Based lads in uster who build bonfires with efigies of refugees on

>>81793604
no but when i was a kid my friend threw a frisbee at my knackers, that made me cry

>>81793508
Arabs, I hate Arabs.

>>81793602
Protestant walking club

>>81793616
It means chicken in wine

Hhl unban on sunday

>>81793604
something bittersweet about 'Baba O'Riley' by The Who. i think if i was drunk or coming down from something, it might make me well up a bit. it just SOUNDS like the end of a film.

>>81793613
cor, glad those Usterians are sticking up for themselves.

>>81793616
...i think you'll fit in alright around here

Superman film was okay. Kinda CGIslopfest though.

>>81793634
hope his solicitors are building up a case.

>>81793634
he'll be deported in no time

>>81793634
Thought it was 1 day he said on /int/ it was only an /r9k/ ban

Ah it was the elephant webm that did it

>>81793691
there was an elephant webm?

Evens watch OFAH
Odds watch Peep show
Dubs watch LOST
Trips watch something unseen from my DVD collection

>>81793679
What a nice day it was

Massive upswing in drivel from Sunday evening

>>81793656
Have a good day, cheeka?

>>81793691
honestly that's fair play. i did NOT like that webm and suggested we NOT use that thread.

>>81793693
Indian villagers who had bound an elephant's legs, beating the poor thing. can't watch it again, me.

>>81793694
why the fuck are you collecting DVDs you havent watched yet
I got my own collection autism but the amount ive not engaged with is single digits

>>81793727
Reasonably. Didn't do much really. Hope you won on slots.

Garn local now with that Steve for a few jars together. When we get back to the homes I might ask him if he wants his willy sucked x

No amount of dvds will fill that void brother

>>81793732
Because they are in the 'too watch' case, for instances like tonight, if I see a film I like the look of, I'll buy it for later. Similar with the books really, most of them I haven't read, and the ones I do randomly read might have been there years untouched up until that point.

Maybe half the time I'll watch a DVD the same night I buy it

we need a VHS lid

Where do you hide your fleshlight?

>>81793757
corrr does HHL arrange ladies for Steve when he wants his willy sucked? good mate, that.

>>81793776
all i can offer you is a vinyl lad

>>81793737
Nah didn't win, got a decent gym session in and did nothing else. Might get back on YouTubeSlopGrind

>>81793776
i was wondering when the "VHS was good" thing would start. not just haunted creepypasta nonsense, but "the videos were actually good".

watched one of them video essays that was earnestly making the case. wasn't Alien scarier when you COULDN'T see what was happening?! imagination, filling in the dark spaces!

(don't buy it, honestly.)

>>81793783
yeah hhl pays for an escort for himself then generously allows his friend to have them instead while he watches

>>81793807
i think that got shot to shit the moment RLM waded in and was like "hey we have 1000s of VHS and its a fucking shit format"

>>81793802
>Might get back on YouTubeSlopGrind
I hope so, my life is so dull and mundane at the moment eagerly waiting for your next video is the highlight of my life at the moment.

>>81793808
He's pussy free so it's only right

MY ROOM IS 30C AT NEARLY 11PM
FUCKING END ME

>>81793813
Have you thought about trying a fleshlight?

>>81793810
that works because they do find weird shit that was video-only, and it's part of the roulette/bad films thing they do. they mention when there's a better transfer of the same film.

even vinyls are analogue, VHS was just worse. like saying you liked 128kbps MP3s -- aren't they nostalgic and doesn't your mind fill in the blanks?

>>81793813
Well I always put off going out in public, might do "tier list" things like, trying all luxury crisp flavours and beans but making it funny, moving onto tier list of places including shot footage

>>81793822
Not had that AC on? Been 18 in my room all day oh my days it's lush, got my blanket on RN

me? staying under the duvet to keep cool.

four months from now? will be staying under the duvet to keep warm.

Chud Lex Luthor was cool
The doggerbreh Krypto was fun
Seen worse capeslop in my time

>>81793834
Like visiting every place on the east coast mainline, shooting footage there and then narrating it onto a "tier list". Wouldn't have to talk or narrate outside then but focus on shooting clips

>>81793833
Yeah but even they, with the whole "it was only on tape" or "its better on film" arguments, say themselves its trash and DVD and later are just better.

I think the only medium of "obfuscation improves the process" applies is to the actual art, not the medium its one. Yeah early Silent Hill is better because the medium restricted them with the draw distance and the fog, but really you can still do the same on modern hardware. Horror films are better if you rarely see the monster in clear light, but again just because "its VHS" isnt the reason. Same with horror games that use PS1 graphics filters.

>>81793824
>Have you thought about trying a fleshlight?
Yeah occasionally. There is a sex shop on the A1 near Doncaster that I often pass, might actually go in there next time

Sex with a negress would be pretty gd rn

>>81793847
>the east coast mainline
funny enough Newcastle is on the ECML

At this rate shippy will have a gay sexual experience before me

>>81793694
Lost frm season 1 would that have been?Am so close to the end it sad

>>81793854
>Sex with a negress

>>81793854
>went out with a negress i knew at the time had a bf
>she crushed on me way before she got the bf
>we got pissed
>i kept "joking" that we should make out, to the point where we were forehead-to-forehead
>ive been cheated on so felt too bad, pulled away confirming it was definitely a "joke"
>asked her about it the next day
>"oh yeah i wanted you to do it, frankly i expected it"
F U C K

>>81793871
Yea she'll do I guess

>>81793867
I'll watch an episode in sync with you if you want. We'll agree to start at the exact same moment x

Pretty sure I just heard the neighbours shagging

>>81793887
could be murder lad, Rear Window style.

AC just gone off now, too fucking cold in my room, got all the blankets on now x

>>81793874
>crushed on
>make out
were yous at the mall drinking sodas?

>>81793882
Could do that,Not tonight for me am distracted a bit irl,But ill be finishing..............I think theres about 15 mins left of s6 e16. And then its jst the last one.Thats like 2 hours long.LOL

>>81793904
>Michelle Keegan
Corr, and I mean Corr.

i just switch on the storage heaters manually, set the 'input' to 0 and the 'output' to 6 (max).

nothing but crisp, cool air all day.

>>81793898
>AC
foy

Tomorrow will be much worse because the house is so hot now it won't have time to cool down, and we'll start tomorrow off much hotter than it was this morning.

>>81793882
Tbh its weird,I was that into it before,But since its gotten near the end i lost enthusiasm somehow,,I was pure binge watching it for ages nd i jst fell out of it now

Cobra was such a shit show, that I stopped watching it before I even finished the DVD

>>81793901
We were at a pub in bristol in our 20s
You knew what I meant fucko

>>81793918
Could go down that B and Q and buy an AC

Bristol mentioned
Best city in the UK

is Bristol the homosexual one or the farmer one?

>>81793960
Yeah mate it's so good I moved away and regret nothing.

>>81793960
Nottingham is better

Keep getting banned from things lads it's honestly crazy. Got banned from my favourite MMO recently. Got a 3 day 4chan ban a few days ago. Now just got banned for 24 hours on League of Legends for being toxic. It's mad how you can't call people retards anymore. I used to say it all the freaking time back in 2005

>>81793961
Bristol is MEGA homosexual and progressive beyond belief.
Unironically, on my first visit to the city, they had flags in the city centre that said "rape is bad". They might have used better words, but that was the message they were pushing.

Okay I give in, the windows will stay open tonight.
>>81793961
You're getting mixed up with Brighton.

>>81793961
Both, but Brighton is generally regarded as 'THE' homosexual one. Bourenmouth is probably the 2nd gayest city, the Bristol in 3rd place.

I almost never see rainbow flags in Brighton though, far less than other cities

The Polish guy working in th shop was going on about netflix is propaganda nd how Its in all the tv shows now nd even in the Last of us they made her a lesbian nd all this while he was stacking shelves

>>81793613
Plenty of refugees coming in from the nearby lough is there? Ulster scum should be so glad their areas are being improved by rapeugees.

>>81793974
I'd put Bristol above Bournmeouth honestly. The gay scene there is basically everywhere.
N-not that I'd know.

>>81793977
>netflix is propaganda

taking ket and listening to jungle in a bristol nightclub

>>81793973
>You're getting mixed up with Brighton.
i trust you on this.
>the windows will stay open tonight.
what about moths?

>>81793732
DVDlad has like 1500 Blu-rays from his last count I remember. Bet his backlog is massive.

>>81793977
>nd even in the Last of us they made her a lesbian
At least that confirms he never played the dogshit games, good for him.

>>81793981
t. has never been to 'The Triange'

Those that know

>>81793967
The times have caught up with us old lads. I used to call everyone a nigga in my css servers. Think you cant even type that nowadays.

>>81793984
based, jealous here lad. Come off the 4chan and immerse yourself in it.

>>81793990
Yeah strangely I haven't seen many moths lately so I think it will be fine. I like them but I don't like them in my room, hopefully they stay away. No lights on to attract them anyway. Distinct lack of moths and hedgehogs. Though I think hedgehogs are more of a late summer/early autumn sort of thing.

Wonder what mihai is doing right now

The local Ulstermen have started the fireworks in preparation for polluting the local area with thick black smoke.

I'll be staring at the moon for the next 5 minutes. If you can see it somewhere you can think about another /britfeel/er looking at it at the same time.

Saturday tomorrow lads. The day is free to do whatever you want with.

What will you do?

>>81794012
he now identifies as a 20-year-old autistic woman and we should respect that.

Any bookmakers in wanna take odds on me haivng a gay experience before Ebin?

wonder if i've ever been near to another britfeeler. like at a gig or in the street or something

>>81794029
I looked at it fella. It's proper night and full and orange tonight.

>>81794032
Take my son to footy from 9-11. Come home and make lunch while I get the other one ready to go to a birthday party. Spend two hours in softplay 1-3, drive home 20 minutes. Tidy the house for an hour. Prepare dinner, tidy the kitchen. Read little lad a bedtime story. Probably fall asleep myself after.

>>81794032
if i wake up early enough because of the heat, i'll order in some zopiclone for Sunday, then sleep until Monday, when i can hopefully get something stronger in.

>>81794029
Cannae see it frm my window rn it sad

>>81794043
One time I swear I heard somebody say "SeaSide Mark" in public. I must have been imagining things though.

my moon? behind a building.

can stand up and see it a bit, it IS orange yeah. hope that crossed over with your 5 minutes, >>81794029

I dont fink shppy is the qa'im desu.Just seems unlikely.

>>81794029
Right, I had to go upstairs because the Moon is so close to the horizon, but I was looking at the top half of it and thinking of you de lad x

>>81794059
>>81794068
It the thought that counts lads

Crosslad? Second Coming of Christ.
HHL? his Judas Iscariot, brought about by devils.

>>81794078
Nice one de lad. Makes me feel less alone in the world.

imagine if you could send signals to the moon with your brain, and other moon-seers could receive them, like some sort of moon-internet

Can't see the moon from my windows. It sad. Probably right above me or something.

>>81794088
No nothing like that jst a follower of Jesus whos the saviour of souls x

>>81794105
>Probably right above me or something.
oh fuck lad it the final day 0 HOURS REMAIN

>>81794118
Idgi
What means
I'm not an astronomer

lads i just dont know what to do

watch a movie
play vidya
have a wank
read a book
watch youtube
draw
clean the flat

choice paralysis is real

>>81794070
>dont fink shppy is the qa'im desu
only one way to find out!

Ofcom banning lads looking at the moon together

>>81793776
We had a vhs lad

For me it's shooting the moon with a sniper rifle to increase its size

I bet Ian Huntley isn't as bored as I am. The prison make an active effort to give him a fulfilling daily routine

Ian Huntley clockmaxxing until 2042

>>81794125
in the computer game Zelda the moon lands on your head, it says this.

>>81794157
Do you actually want to bum crossy? Bizarre U-turn on your anti -gay stance

Ofcom too busy staring at the moon to see our heartwarming moon content.

wonder if blad goes to church

>>81794176
I only played the Switch ones
I'm a newsoy I'm afraid

>>81794187
everyone on /britfeel/ hates themselves, the most.

>>81794187
>Do you actually want to bum crossy?
No, where has that come from? Maybe you thought someone elses post was mine. I wouldn't mind meeting up and going to the counting house though

>>81794200
play A Link to the Past, it's the best one.

This will be the last summer britfeel

ideal man
ghost mountain

>>81794199
Sadly not. Quite hypocritical arent I? I rarely leave the house if Im being honest with you.

Crossyfren I thought you might like this. It's the bible in Greek (NT) and Hebrew (OT)

>>81794265
>I rarely leave the house if Im being honest with you

>>81794265
Any new game purchases?

>>81794264
Is that the one with the 2 bumder cowboys

>>81794265
hi blad
is the weather harder for you because you are a fat man

Still feeling wobbly and a bit spacey from the pregab I took ~15:00.
Fucking brilliant. \o/

>>81794293
Well out of order that

>>81794286
Yes quite a few got 2 shipments coming in from the USA. I think about 12 games. One shipment has been delayed which is quite annoying.
>>81794293
Not really. Its a little cooler up north and ive had my fan on full pelt all day and the blackout curtains drawn so its not been too bad.

nappymong will be giddy when hhl is back so he can post his grim fetish

>>81794316
i did not mean it offensively
>>81794318
i am up north and it was like 30 today

eva is not a real woman
stop the larp

>>81794293
eva, you ever tried to paizuri w/ cucumber?

>>81794339
The virgin mongs are happy to larp with a screen name even with zero proof, see here >>81794348

>>81794348
no i would fail dramatically
theyre not big enough for paizuri
>>81794354
no lol, blad is fat, blad knows it, britfeel knows it

>>81794270
Not crossy, but, I have a funky book about the bible that was my dads when he was a child. I'll wobble upstairs and grab it.

>>81794360
there's this thing called tact, lass

>>81794382
i do not know what this means
i know tactile

paizuri with Blad (more tactile).

>>81794402
Just looked up what that is. Who comes up with this depraved stuff?

>>81794270
Very kewl xx
>>81794373
Corr piccy x

>>81794438
i had to look it up too. i feel double-ashamed now, to be admitting this on 4chan. i used to be hip to the wapanese lingo, guys ;__;

>>81794438
paizuri is not depraved

Really enjoy those little floor tables with the blankets the Wapanese have.

The shower is underway
The strawbs will be scoffed
I NEED t! to Order the bday gift when am out the shower.I did forget today.

>>81794318
Oh that sounds lush. Heading to USA soon, might have to pick some stuff to bring back in my suitcase. Wonder if the local Walmart I'll be in will still do physical media.

>>81794494
Kotatsu

>>81794482
this is your brain on doujinshi.

Can't be fucked with the eva6 cunt, going to have another bottle and watch a film, me

Nothing wrong with titjobs. Eva's right.

>>81794521
maybe if you have a normal-sized penis, or normal-sized boobs.

eva, would you paizuri a guy with your buttckeeks instead?

>>81794560
i'll paizuri you right in the gob if you don't shut it

We should go to wizard when we can't get on 4chan we belong there

It Saturday xx

normies are out getting pissed right now, hooking up with loads of cute girls. why are you at home?

blad called me depraved

Having a beer and some midget gems x

>>81794608
do not tell us how you feel about this. keep it to yourself.

eva6day

cold shower then sleep

my relatives and close friends actually call me evie

>>81794607
bladder problems.

>>81794607
because i'm a fucking ugly loser mate

>>81794602
Just another day I'll spend alone posting on britfeel

>>81794625
so the people who are fond of you call you 'Evie'?

that's fascinating, eva6.

>>81794608
Didnt call you depraved I called the act of pazuzu depraved. Also I got it mixed up with something somebody else said a while ago so Inretract my previous statement.

real mongs remember these

>>81794646
whenever i got to the bottom of them i would lick on my finger and put my finger into the dust at the bottom and lick my finger

>>81794625
we will call you stevie

>>81794463
Can't get a good pic, my light is above my head so keep seeing the shadow of me holding the phone. And a big thing is, my eyes are blurry af. Got a pic of the cover.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD

>>81794662
dang, you really are depraved

>>81794463
Here's the pic of the book. I'll get some less shit pics of the inside tomorrow, when it's daylight.

everyone please masturbate BEFORE you post here.

>>81794607
>normies are out getting pissed right now, hooking up with loads of cute girls.
Clubs are shite mate been them hundreds of times.

>>81794690
masturbate for bed it is the most optimal

>>81794702
have you been drinking? ;_;

>>81794690
should be the rule outside of the coomer boards

>>81794702
Show us your cock, tranny

>>81794702
and then lick the finger?

>>81794646
These were horrible. Depressing thing to exist.

>>81794702
Bloody hell you're like a bot script reacting to prompts

>>81794690
I'm going to masturbate before I go to sleep. Spliff wank bed, it's my bedtime routine most nights [some nights I just go straight to sleep after the spliff].

>>81794702
before** whoops
>>81794722
thats right, yes

>>81794739
is that one of them Nazi suns?

>>81794739
eva, can i lick your finger?

Ckin ell lads my wablet started spazzing out and the internet didnt work and I thought ofcum shut down 4chan for a moment there. Got right worried I did.

Ofcom are sending out EMPs to lids' tablets to selectively test this whole 'banning the internet' thing

CORRR lads I went to the local gig and you'll never guess what fucking happened, I think I made a friend, thats right I went outside for some air and some bloke made a passing comment about goths and this other bloke was stood near then we got chatting for a while, watched the rest of the gig with him then he fucked off to get the last train back but ive added him on ig and he says hes up for going to other gigs with me. I haven't had a friend in like 2 years since everyone moved away.

choccy icecream before bed

>>81794833
this is very sweet lad. people were asking about the gig, too! of course you'd meet a likeminded gig lad at the gig THAT'S WHERE THEY CONGREGATE

>>81794830
Corr remember that kill streak from modern warfare 2 my lid.

Sorry lads, I made it a bit early.

>>81794846
New thread
>>81794846
Open all night
>>81794846

I won't lie lads I love those videos where like 150 men cum on a woman's face one after another. Grim.

>>81794632
>another day I'll spend alone posting on britfeel