Thread 81800723

mad fer it edition

Platonically eating Eva's fanny out

eva6's sweaty minge

reckon we'll get any ssm uploafs today?

Fucking gubbermint, altering the weather to make it better for the illegal immigrants, it not rite.

stop calling me evie lol

>>81800754
post your plug evie

when i was leaving the house to go into the village today i saw my gpu that im getting for my birthday
i bought fudge in the village and my step brother got battered sausage

>>81800783
>battered sausage
based choice, gravy or curry sauce?

>>81800741
Hope so. Need to know how he's getting on with his new bike

Haven't had a battered sausage in years. They're a bit grim desu

rewarding evie with a piece of fudge when she's a good girl

>>81800798
Sold it. Yeahh. Not for me guise. Yeah. 200 quid, it lush. Yeah.

whats his latest favourite catch phrase

>>81800798
Amy knowledgeable anons know if the bike he has is any good or not?

>>81800783
what games are u gonna play on ur new gpu?

>>81800821
she's just going to run more instances of Roblox so she can groom more teenies, she's branching out into girlies, usually only does boys

>>81800810
This is the bike he has. A Marin Fairfax E with a 250W motor

>>81800833
the state of that fucking rug

>>81800821
probably nothing new, just better frames, but i did always want to try detroit become human, and some other stuff, the ram upgrade im getting will also help

>>81800833
Adds character doesnt it

>>81800833
It'll be gone in a week, the fat bastard should have bought a normal bike for 200 quid off gumtree

I like that even at the decrepit age of 24 i still dont get hangovers and can manage off subpar sleep, not looking forward to being older bet its well poo

GORRAK AIR SUPPORT

GET ME SOME GORRAM AIR SUPPORT

TAKE MY LOVE TAKE MYNLANDTAKEMEWGEREICAJNOT STAND!!!

INDONT CARE IM STILL FREEBYOU CAJT TAKE THE SKY FROM ME

>>81800898
holy titties
i'll be in my bunk

>>81800898
did you have a stroke foot mong

i had a fun time at me rave last night had only ever been to one rave before
luv me 2cb
luv me mcat
luv me ket
luv me transsexual dj vibing with her tits out

stay hydrated lads x

>>81800961
can i come next time

Refurbishing an old bedroom dresser. Scraping paint off is a miserable job.

>>81800964
Don't drink too much water though

>>81800967
if you look fruity enough then sure

>>81800975
electrolytes are where it is at de fren

evie squirming as she slips in the plug

>Open /britfeel/
>Its an "eva6" episode

>>81801042
get a life lad. its Saturday sun shining get a fucking grip on yourself

>>81800723 (OP)
it an oasis summer x

>>81801062
Got my AC on full blast too. Temps have gone right down.

>>81801042
Go to /soc/ or something this is next level cringe

>>81801074
>Grown frogs wearing shorts

its not even that warm because its dry, doing fine with me little fan, 10 degrees cooler with humidity makes me want to rip my cock off tbqhwyl

A frog never wears shorts.

34 percent humidity, fucking lush it is, 89 percent humidity? fucking horrible, amazon rainforest, sticky as fuck

>>81801084
Going to need a source for that, sweaty.

>>81801081
When it says humidity percentage, is it worse the higher it is or lower it is?

is it really that weird to take sneaky feet pics of girls that walk by?

Might have a walk down to the sloots, will have a gymington rest day but need to get some steppingtons

>>81801111
>getting your steppingtons in this weather
mad cunt, my runs for the last 3 days off have been cancelled

>>81801119
Its only 18c here, don't think it has even gone above 23/24 all summer.

>Scarborough
>Coolest place in England

>>81801139
>Hes not in the cool zone

>>81801042
i do not have a plug

>Mum Eva has got a but plug lmao
WHAT?
>Frog people don't wear shorts do they mum
WHAT?
>seasideMARK has bough a bike mum can you believe it mum
WHAT?
>Bit hot isn't it mum, we need more matey bubble bath and can I have an egg with me bean on toast mum ta

Bedrotting on this nice Saturday x

>>81801131
20 here and a very nice cool breeze in the air. Lovely to be honest

STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS WHERE YOU ARE IM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE REEEEEEEEE

>>81801154
Do you have any proof you're a female besides an ambiguous picture of hair and a passport from google images, it's really not hard

already 30 here but doesn't feel as bad as yesterday

28 here. about to go out and not looking forward to it at all

>>81801139
The Inverbervie chipper used to be legendary. Not sure if it's still good.

Eva isn't as peng as Emplyoed Woman (Tilde), we have proof of her pengness

>>81801190
>a male with a flat chest
Ok?

might treat myself to a milkshake from mcdonalds later

>>81801101
worse the higher it is

will talking to chat gpt because im lonely make me feel better or worse?

>>81801190
got a bit of a stiffy looking at this

Imagine how weird sex between Ebin.and Tilde would be with their voices

>Don't think Eva is a lass, me, mum.
WHAT?
>Tiled the tranny posted proof look I've got pictures.
WHAT?
Have we got any ice pops left mum.

Literally zero proof eva is anything other than a fat bloke called Steve, somebody this into daily attention seeking 100% would post regular proof if they were capable of it

>>81801227
I dont think they'd ever end up having sex, Tilde might want it and flirt, but Ebin wouldn't be proactive enough

>>81801201
No it's a guy with male breasts also known as moobs. Now that's hawt.

>>81801227
you could have just said they have weird voices but your incel man child mind has to include sex

>>81801229
>a fat bloke called Steve
from Sunderland!

I'm soo autistic I see a fatty bastard boom batty I say it as it is well whats the problem? He knows he's fat we all know he's fat why would I mourn my dead grandmother? Won't bring her back will it? She died 2 hours ago so time has healed my pain. Yes I've gotten through 20 years of life acting this way and never had any experiences which taught me to adjust my behaviour this is a real persona

Went through my primary and secondary school days calling people fat and ugly and they were like "yeah I am that"

seasideMARK First go on the Marin Farfax E electric bike, not bad,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxnDLN72qLc

Looool

The summer of 2025? Spent it in my room posting on 4chan.

>>81801277
Spent the last 10 years here desu

>Mum come and look at Mark ride a bike.
WHAT?
>He's 50 and riding a bike lol
WHAT?
>He's fat and riding a bike kek
WHAT?
>It took him awhile to work out the gears am screaming
WHAT?
>Have we got any fanta in mum

RATASS CMON

>>81801284
And read britfeel posts that upset you and you watch SSM videos that upset you

>>81801284
>Have we got any fanta in mum
Lol

blad drinks fanta

>>81801298
I'm that upset I'm mocking you sad wankers and I enjoy it.

want a fanta now

>Told him he's upset now he's fuming mum.
WHAT?
>He's riled up.
WHAT?
>This Irn Brew doesn't taste the same since they halved the sugar and changed the recipe mum.

Thinking of ordering a buttplug from America. Do I need an adapter?

SHOUT OUT UK DRINKERS, THE GREAT BRITFEEL PISSUP STARTS NOW

fantas shit hot though

sunshine I love it x

>>81801367
Good one there gave me a mild chuckle.

Dead thread is it Kangs Kongs?

>>81801443
All the larpers are out with their girlfriends and wives, what a joke

>>81801277
Just like every summer since I was 18 mate.
Summer when I was 18 was the last time I was actually happy

>>81801455
Remember the Summer when Rhianna's Umbrella came out and it pissed down the entire summer. Think she put a voodoo curse on us.

Catberg has the shits again

>>81800705
Not me. Ive been asleep all day and just woke up. Probably somebody trying to impersonate me, the sexual jokes arent for me not really into that to be honest.
>>81801310
Its not too bad. Wouldnt be my first choice I would rather have a Dr Pepper or a Coke though. ALDIs lilt knockoff cans are alright as well.

How do e bikes work gents?

>>81801518
What about Dandelion and Burdock? Drinking some ice cold Barr DnB this moment.

>>81801455
>Summer when I was 18 was the last time I was actually happy
Iktf xx

>>81801524
Not had a D&B in years and years lid. I do like that stuff not many people do though. It has a unique taste, it lush.

Miffy card spotted

Found a beanbean card too

>>81801548
Had that full sugar root beer in America. It was lush but fucking Hell it's heart attack fuel.

Ssm breathing out his arse on his bike.

Two of them Aldi Rheinbacher Weissbiers in and I feel steaming. That enough for me. Cutting it right down.

>>81801408
Batman packing Robin's fudge

Every greedy pub landlord since COVID has had this idea to get VAT reduced significantly. I doubt a reduction would even be reflected in menu prices. There's no way hospitality businesses in York are struggling (it's a tourist trap). If anything, taxes need to increase specifically for the richest cities of England. Alcoholism costs the NHS billions every year so they should be taxed high. Notice they never declare their hundreds of thousands of annual profit in these articles.

>>81801602
Lightweight lad! Are they any good? Lidl did their own wheat beer called Patronus that was nice but haven't seen it in stock in ages. Have 4 bottles of Leffe in the fridge, don't know if I could be arsed though.

Got a mega pack of 20 stellas from amazon recently and a few bottles of random stuff from tesco
gonna get slammed tonight me lads

>>81801631
Greedy bastard he is.

>>81801631
Have you left the house today spam mong?

>>81801631
Your a bit of a poofter lol

garn off to the swan for a pint in ten.

>>81801631
He should be more concerned about his daughters alcoholism

>>81801632
They are nice, very good value for the money. 1.39 a bottle.

Pubs can fuck off. Majority are locked in with a specific supplier and only serve the same rotation of shite beer at extortionate prices. Unironically Spoons is better, cheaper and has more variety.

>>81801644
Greedy indeed. He's got the beer gut.

>>81801647
I'm not going out. There's nothing to do round here. I'm just saying don't believe everything people say in news articles.

>>81801650
Far from it.

>>81801564
When are you going to the land of the free my lid?

>>81801695
>I'm just saying don't believe everything people say in news articles
Wow thanks mate, would never have thought of that without some twat on 4chan telling me so!

>>81801685
Corr that's not bad. No Asdas near me unfortunately. Tesco don't seem to do any of their own beer brands. I remember one time my local Lidl had Fransizkaner at 1 quid a bottle. Ended up lugging about 15 of them up the road in my backpack.

Most pubs will be mosques by 2050.

>>81801707
Less than two weeks me lid. Will be going to a few Walmarts and Targets probably hopefully they still do physical media. Might ask to go to Barnes and Noble as they do Criterions.

>>81801731
Hope you have a good time lad and be safe.

>>81801658
Yeah she's drinking his pubs dry. Probably taking back lots of booze from inventory too for all her friends. She bragged about being rich and shopping at Waitrose. They're minted. No pubs are struggling post COVID.

Too hot for shagging.

>>81801749
Cheers yeah you have to keep your wits about you over there but generally I'll be in decent areas so I'm not too worried.

Oki decided what to get her. It says i can order it up tk 9pm so.ill jst go for a shower n chill now. Cus ave got a headache from my phone from looking at that. Not sure whats the plan today. Dnt feel like doing much.

>>81801686
I know you are better off getting pissed at home these days or fucking leaving this shithole country. Can't even get a mcdonalds without an hour's wage going.

NHS recommends you do NOT drink alcohol during hot weather, it will only make you feel worse as alcohol makes you feel warmer.

Must be good getting discounted alcohol eh lads? Bet you have to pay for yours.

Anyone know if those reflective plastics you stick to windows work?

told you dvdmong was a spam mong character

>don't worry I'll only have a few
>has 3 8+ percent douple ipas
yeah, I'm something of an alcoholic myself

>>81801802
Normies never listen. They have to be outside, they have to be drinking. When it's a "heatwave" they all think it's a fantastic idea to "cool off" at the beach.

>>81801802
More bollocks from the miserable twaddle pedlars at the NHS. Everyone knows that a beer when it's sunny is the best thing for you.

R is probably drinking a lot this weekend. Alcohol is her hobby now.

>>81801862
Wonder how many of them are wearing sunscreen, hope they know the chemicals could cause cancer

>>81801862
What the fuck are you going to do about it, you little wimp?

>>81801802
They also recommend I dont think more than like 10 units a week when I drink more than that every night.
They just hate fun.

I would like to grt my tasks completed nd get sum nice strawbs for later n stuff
This week VILL be different

me? gonna run my head under the shower on maxxcold, cant be arsed having a full shower

>>81801862
That could be you having fun

>>81801917
I mowed the lawn today and honestly thats enough tasks for the week.

>>81801652
as in THE swan in liverpool? gonna find u lah

>>81801917
>This week VILL be different
Codeine
Dribble complete shit on 4chans britfeel
Strawbs
Dribble complete shit on 4chans britfeel
Sleep at 5 am
>DVDDD

>>81801862
The kind of person who looks at that image and thinks "I want to do that" are allowed to vote by the way. Normgroids don't deserve rights

>>81801729
There's a mosque on Hornsey Road that looks like it used to be a pub. Better that than luxury flats. Fucking hate luxury flats.

>>81801862
Stay inside drinking tepid water then little lad x

have you got a manual drivers license? you deffo have one right?

Tax revenue from alcohol only raises around 12.5 billion each year. NHS costs are around half that but you've also got to think of the other costs to society. Police costs for alcohol related crimes would probably be in the billions too, criminal damage, domestic violence, car insurance premiums going up, infrastructure damage from alcoholic drivers etc. Half of drinkers cannot control themselves.

If alcohol were introduced today, it would be a class a drug. It has worse health effects than weed, a natural plant. The government could easily get good income from weed. But no, they take you to court for having a bit of weed the second time, give you a DBS mark and then make you unemployable. Great logic. Meanwhile alcoholics can freely poison themselves and turn up to work the next day. Alcohol is far worse for society.

Wheres the bean head? Hasnt been seen since getting exposed as a nonce earlier today

You spent the day indoors with your eyes glued to a screen.

>>81801944
Yes, of course lad. Why would I pay for an overpriced pint in York?

>>81801940
Nah would be hell. All that body heat will only increase the temps around them. The noise too. Mental normies are.

>>81801274
How does a electric bike work do u lose weight? Good for him neway

>>81801284
Might show my mammy seasidemkark nd recurd for youtube reaction scream

>>81802024
Has a motor inside the frame to assist the rider's pedalin , motor is powered by battery that requires charging

Arrested for not giving out his bag lock code. Ridiculous. Messed up big time. Hope TLA gets a good payment all coming from the taxpayer of course. Lush. Rozzers don't fucking care. Corrupt little tyrants.

https://youtu.be/TX4WDZnFUmU

>>81802014
thats mad that, you actually there rn? not going to actually go I cba and im far too awkward for that but mad

REally would like a bike,but am feart of getting knocked down by a car.Bc i think you have to go on the road now or cycle path.Well 15 yrs ago in London i jst went everywhere on the pavement but because I wasnt aware of the law. Nobody said anything tho.
>>81802065
Looks fun

>>81802094
I've decided to stay in my box room in the end after seeing some young couple outside my home. It takes a lot of willpower for me to leave the house.

>>81802031
will you be recurding?
4k recurding x

>>81801274
How does he afford an electric bicycle? Isn't he on benefits?
>>81802024
You can if you put the assist on low.

back on that nofap grind x

>>81802092
Redpill me on these auditor videos? Do the people making them really believe they are above the law or are they just making rage bait for views?

Waste as much police time as legally possible after they tried to get me on wasting police time. Tyrants.

>>81802101
The trick is to pretend you're a car.

>>81802103
probably for the best, I had a short stroll around town as I live here and its fucking packed

>>81802122
It's actually not against the law to film number plates in police stations and wear a balaclava. They don't like this though and try to imply it is against the law. An auditor was arrested for filming mosques too because people love making up bullshit to the police.

Went in to town today and it reminded me why I fucking hate going into town. Everything and everyone is in a visible state of decay. The buildings are crumbling, covered in graffiti, exposed wires hanging out of walls, all ugly and misshapen architecture. Shops are boarded up or just left with smashed windows. Gangs of obviously foreign men huddle together just sort of milling around for nothing. The people though are the real blackpill. Virtually everyone is visibly decrepit. The average person is utterly obese, people in their 30s hobble around on strollers sticking out in front of their gunts. Toothless people. People who reek of BO. People who have the reddish, mottled skin of alcoholics with speech impediments hunched over using brown coins to pay for a ticket to make it to the nearest Wetherspoons for down pints of piss until they shamble home.

It's so fucking disgusting. Literally not worth saving. A degraded people living in a degraded country.

>>81802146
I bet it's not like that in York.

>>81802146
UK is just a failed state laddy. It's all downhill from here. Anti-intellectualism is just too rife in thus country for us to make any progress.

>>81802105
Corr loving Marks new camera. The quality is outstanding. It lush.

Reckon she hates men. It's why she works for the police. Most women that work for the police have some grudge against men because of past trauma.

>>81802105
4k all the way x

Waste as much of your life on the internet as you like it's not illegal

>>81802113
Apparently he has got a new line of credit through a guarantor or his fathers inheritance stashed away in an account thats not in his name. Thats the only way he could afford it on a loan. It means if he decides to sell it next week the poor bastard who signed up to be his guarantor will have to foot the bill, I hope mark isnt taking advantage of his familys kindness and will honour the loan.

>>81802146
How do you normally do your shopping

>>81802204
it will be illegal in a few weeks

>>81802204
Dnt even know how much time might be left for that x

>>81802156
It's like that everywhere I've been around the country, I doubt it's any better in York.

>>81802181
Yeah pretty much. Failed state.

>>81802217
Online, get it delivered.

>>81802204
>Waste as much of your life on the internet as you like

>>81802228
Tesco delivery?

Didn't bother walking outsneed, just did 40 min on treadmill.

>>81802239
My local one is sainsburys.

Oh yikes am sweating

>>81802146
Saw this in Boston. They were nice people though.

>>81802156
It actually is, there is some bad areas out of the centre, and there is also some streets right in the centre which are awful and full of empty shops. You could argue the tourist trap shops and tat shops are also bad, it'll be terrible tonight cause the races are on, full of coked up deanos and slags in polyester suits. It'll look like gaza at 3-4am

Might have to get the ice packs on my wollocks soon lads.

Need new shoes, old ones are falling apart, thank god for online shopping, 15 years ago i had to the store and it was always an absolute nightmare

>>81802181
>>81802228
Well not really. As I said you perfectly described Boston and a bunch of other towns I've been to but Amersham, Weybridge and London is not like this. Hate to sound like that Gary Stevenson bloke but the real issue is not a lack of money in the country but unequal distribution of it.

Also you get the homeless etc in York as everywhere, as well as the grim hen/stag dos. very picturesque and nice when you go at the right times though to avoid the riffraff.

>>81802254
Want to give me a lick of your pits?

>>81802275
Are you even able to see you see your penis and wollocks without a mirror?

>>81802262
York is definitely in the top 10% of best cities in the UK, not even saying York is great, just everywhere else is even grimmer

>>81802242
She was definitely the most robot friendly of girls aloud

>>81802292
Yeah thats right, its probably one of the nicest cities but its near unlivable because of overcrowding anyway.

>>81802277
I just didn't bother buying new shoes. Now I have no shoes as I don't go out anyway.

>>81802242
What happened to redheads? you don't see them anymore.
>>81802277
Buy Clarks, they last forever.
>>81802208
How much was the inheritance?

I wonder if she told her father. Well maybe he should be told about her adult content.

>>81802296
At least the architecture is still nice, everywhere is basically 1960s concrete these days. Residents seem somewhat civilised too

>>81802285
Rather live there than Denny in Scotland. You get more support in Scotland, though if you're homeless.

>>81802290
Yes of course I can. Dont be so silly. I can even get my two hands and do a double handed wank. Im 6ft 4 so the fat is evenly distributed along my body. Im not some rotund beach ball like that girl from Willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

>>81802208
>Apparently he has got a new line of credit through a guarantor or his fathers inheritance stashed away in an account thats not in his name. Thats the only way he could afford it on a loan. It means if he decides to sell it next week the poor bastard who signed up to be his guarantor will have to foot the bill, I hope mark isnt taking advantage of his familys kindness and will honour the loan.
fascinating

>>81802330
>Residents seem somewhat civilised too
>ruth wobbling down the main road at 3 in the afternoon shouting "OGGY OGGY OGGY, OI OI OI"

hangover de lads hangover de lads.

>>81802303
No idea. But its definitely stashed away from the eyes of the DWP somewhere. Last month he spend about 2 grand on stuff and sold it all off for petty cash.

>>81802285
It would be magic if u had a pal to have cold showers with nd then get the massage bars out while youre drying off Platonically

>37,500 pubs in the UK
>BBC News Interview 3 landlords
>Just happen to pick The Swan, York.
1 in 12,500 chance

Simulation really overplaying it's hand lately

>>81802349
You sound like a little old lady gossiping

>>81802303
>What happened to redheads?

Theres a barista in my local starbucks in her mid-30s with flaming red hair, got a crush on her

>>81802351
I shaved my legs yesterday too, nice and smooth. Not bent really just like the feeling

>>81802349
God bless cash.

>>81802200
Omg did she really post this pic?

>>81802362
Isnt that what we all do here? You lot love talking about your dollies as if its a weekly drama show.

>>81802375
Just thought that, some of us really working hard to keep it alive

>>81802156
when my apu went to york seethers held him down and popped the bubble in his air max trainers with a bladed article

Miss me polish youtube lass. Sucks she's quit.

>>81802380
SSM is your dolly and you live your life vicariously through him you fat waste of space

>>81802369
Was meant to go and get some wax today but too late now and still feel ill

>>81802369
I shaved my chest once with a razor. One of the worst mistakes I ever made it was like sharp bristles all over my torso and it itched like fuck as well. Would not recommend doing that.

>>81802383
>"can i transfer you the money"
>"no"
>"but I don't have cash"
>"just find an atm"
>"but that's too hard"
I pray for these people if they ever end up on disability.

>>81802277
Thats quite true really.Ave not bought shoes in IRL since summer 2013.It was red(maroon/burgundy) nikes from sauchiehall st schuh.I jst order everything online if it doesnt fit send it back nd change it much easier.
>>81802369
Its a nice feeling,If you put a pair of tights on nd run your hands up nd down your legs it feels like youre touching a lassie as well

>>81802395
Oh it lush aint it. I have a finger on the pulse in the seasideARMY community. seasideSPAMMER has gone but I will rise from the ashes like a Phoenix to spread the word.

>>81802353
I start to feel like a mental person when stuff like this happens nd ppl brush right over that to talk about every other detail except that

>>81802416
I've had periods where I've almost bought womens clothing but not that far gone.

>>81802396
I might try VEET

>>81802397
I used a phillips oneblade but it started to stop work

I just like the little fella thats all. Its all fun and games here on britfeel. Welcome to the funhouse.

>here you go mate, 3000 calories and 18 different flavours all mixed together
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/shOhK7-nD4I

Am I the only one who doesn't find any of this sort of food the least bit appealing?

>>81802117
Corrr would love to see her tits and hairy vagina. She's so hot are susu.

>>81802422
Did you see yesterday I linked a post on /pol/?

You had me mentioned a captcha you got 8888X I think, and someone else posted how they got X888M and I thought of you

Think I'm gonna have an ice cold shower.

>>81802432
>I might try VEET
Was thinking this too. When I looked up mens nothing came up, but there's no reason why veet etc wouldn't work

>>81802117
Hate shelf sagging me! Gets right on my nerves it does. Look at the bookcase in the background with the heavy drawer on top of it. The shelf underneath is starting to sag! Not right!

Reckon that Oxford lass has lots of sex. I might believe her when she says she has not really had or felt the need for a relationship. There's no way that means she is a virgin in her 20s.

>>81802438
Susu is a young puerto rican girl. She obviously keeps her vagina very smooth, likely regular waxing but she's possibly gone for laser for long term ease of maintenance.

>>81802453
It works on anyone but theres a lot of chemicals,can irritate skin

>>81802458
Grim hairline that my liiiiid. Ckin hell norwooding at her age, not right.

>>81802458
Why does she have a beard

>>81802441
The hair lassie said everything happens for a reason x

Mum, apparently he has got a new line of credit through a guarantor or his fathers inheritance stashed away in an account thats not in his name. Thats the only way he could afford it on a loan. It means if he decides to sell it next week the poor bastard who signed up to be his guarantor will have to foot the bill, I hope mark isnt taking advantage of his familys kindness and will honour the loan.
WHAT?
>No idea where he gets his money. But its definitely stashed away from the eyes of the DWP somewhere. Last month he spend about 2 grand on stuff and sold it all off for petty cash.
WHAT?
>Not that hungry today mum, just 3 cheeses burgers, a wrap, 3 large fries and 2ltrs of Dr Pepper thanks mum.

>>81802457
Don't billies sag like fuck of you have a lot on? Some people said on reviews put me off they said the newer ones aren't build as well.

Wish I was seeing Lewis Capaldi in Glasgow instead of Dublin but that's the way she goes. I wanted to visit the Spoons in Glasgow. I'll go back someday no doubt and do that Tennents Factory tour.

>>81802466
Lot of girls seem to be getting that now. Some get insecure over it. It's not that bad when it's on women. For men, you may as well not bother dating.

>>81802469
She probably has some eating disorder. Causes excessive hair growth.

>>81802513
Does cows on Tattle Life are so unnecessarily cruel about this lassie. Jealousy I reckon.

>>81802509
>the Spoons in Glasgow

>>81802499
Not sure it depends on the weight that is put on each shelf. I have had my billies for well over 7+ years now and they havent started to sag. If they did I would just replace the shelf they are only 20 pound at Ikea.

How much longer do you think she has, lads?

>>81802527
I want to go to crystal palace 1 as well after smebody mentioned,Ave not been there in years, and sir john moore which was pretty shite/Crowded and drab feeling that I remember but its sum nostalgia. Could go on a spoons tour

>>81802458
>>81802466
Does she still live with her mum?

>>81802513
For us men just go bald and embrace it. Simple as.

>>81802513
Who is this and why should I care about her?

Looking forward to rocking a skullet when I start to bald.

I wonder if Ruby would leave the water if a bunch of single deanos showed up. She'd probably think they'd all laugh at her body and murderer's thumb.

>>81802522
Fat bints that wish they had wealthy parents like her probably. Her family is very rich. They had influence on getting ber to Oxford.

>>81802540
She's been like this for ages now, shocking she's still alive

>>81802196
Police officers shouldnt have tattoos

>>81802548
No idea lid. I dont know who this woman is.

>>81802557
you know balding is cured now don't you mate?

he does the ruby routine on /brit/ too

>>81802558
Nothing wrong with that if I was rich and had kids I'd want them to have an easy life while still trying to keep them grounded. No point having your kids suffer just because you did.

Ruthmong's parents are upper middle class

>>81802565
Nobody is bald in my family anyway I could rock my arse length hair way into my 90s.

im balding and have a wife and a sprog

>>81802548
Yes she loves her chickens at home. She does mostly travel and stay at hotels so she's not always at home. She'll probably get a place of her own in a few years.

>>81802553
Ruby G.

>>81802540
r/EUGINIACOONEY is down the hall and to the left. The only lolcow we discuss here is seasideMARK, and anyone who just so a happens to be within his circle. No one else.

gonna shave my pubes i think

>>81802571
They're not. Far from it.

this thread has always been obsessed with balding for some reason.

THE SEASIDE ARMY WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!

>>81802562
Police officers shouldnt be female either. Cant handle the heat stay out of the kitchen simple as.

>>81802596
Thanks for reminding me to order my testosterone-blocker injection from the GP

>>81802613
Hmmmm, what personality might you be eh? Mind giving me a quick rundown with about 20-30 background stats about yourself.

>>81802593
go on mate its lush
yesterday i shaved my legs my bollocks and my arse and its so freeing

>>81801154
buy one <3

brown police are so silly

>>81802613
I think this is why they're always paired with a man.

>>81802613
Probably first time she's ever had someone not comply. Notice the white police officer kicked his head in for that. Even they can't follow the law. Scum tyrants. Glad she got beaten.

>>81802595
They own property in Hastings or close by though

>>81802645
liking this gif desu

Gagging for a mint choccy ice cream

>>81802627
Where? I see Trump and a bunch of Indians. My estate was on the front page once (stabbing). Also I used to live in a shitty temporary accommodation bedsit and one day I switched on the TV to see the guy living upstairs on BBC news. Something about homelessness I think.

saars, I must do the needful and buy the diagnosis murder on the dvd, thank you very much

>>81802647
No lad. You are so cold. I've been there as a wee boy though.

>>81802661
It was yesterday lad.

Thank you to all the anons who gave up their time today to show up to the demonstration at Communications House. I've just received word that HHL's removal has been raised from 'medium priority' to 'top priority' in the forthcoming negotiations between Ofcom and Team 4chan. We could not have done this without your support.

>>81802661
R's dad was. Just as I was trying to take my mind off nasty lasses too. Boom. Right there. It's definitely a sign.

What is 'middle class'? Why does every American claim to be 'middle class' whereas in the UK it's basically an insult?

>>81802694
Insult how?

Scratch my belly a lot when it's hot. Got sore red marks now. Swear as you get older you don't feel pain as much when scratching.

Wait...Reddit is actually based?

>>81802613
>>81802645
mad how it's any excuse to hate on women

If you think Women should have any role in the police beyond speicalised stuff like strip searching women and SARC interviews you're brainwashed beyond belief.

womens bottoms
mens willys
penetration
smell

>>81802707
Not hate, just an observation that subversive ideology trumping reality has consequences. It's not just women though, even the men the police recruit these days are a shambles.

>>81802701
Every single year everyone goes on and on about how it's too hot but refuses to buy AC because "it's only hot 1 week a year".

>>81802698
posh pricks. even if they 'just' own a home (just the one, mind).
but they're all dead keen to say how they're actually rather humble and consider themselves working class. maybe upper working class, mind, but...

that lad is right. i think it's pretty jarring when America goes on about the middle class, like THAT'S the place to be. something to be proud of rather than keep to yourself, maybe even feel a bit ashamed.

>>81802698
"Tarquin", gap yah, bank of mummy and daddy...

>>81802733
look up melting pot and that was the point of my post

>>81802701
lol well done. already an underrated post.

All these mongs sitting at their computer in a soaking wet t shirt, frozen underwear that they've put in the freezer, squirting water at themselves every 2 minutes.
But still refuse to spend a few hundred quid on AC. Boggles the mind.

>>81802738
You're clearly jealous of not being middle class yourself

anal sex smells grim

>>81802701
DVDlaad and his ilk won't like this one lad

>>81802755
I tried telling mum but she kept saying "well get a job then" and then we had an argument. Meanwhile the only fan in the house she keeps on all night in her bedroom.

nothing more sexy than a (white) lass ripping a big fart after polishing off a kfc zinger tower box meal

>>81802756
i almost waffled further about it NOT being sour grapes but you'd take that as evidence it definitely is.

i just don't like this idea of becoming 'better' than the working class, rather than making the working class better. it is a really strange mindset you see far more in America than over here. humility and gratitude are good qualities.

Just turned my ac off, getting too chilly

Picturing leglad in his garden still in his jeans

>>81802755
>But still refuse to spend a few hundred quid on AC.
you still haven't explained how i'm going to power it. i don't have a hydroelectric plant in my garden. or a garden, for that matter.

>>81802756
Fuck off, Tarquin. Go choke on Waitrose avocado.

Swear her dad must be on speed dial for any pub news stories on BBC. They love a middle class, community driven pub landlord don't they? He's been on a few times before too.

>>81802784
You were seething at people with a house, but I'm sure you'd willing accept a free house handed to you on a plate

>>81802755
It's like why brits prefer to crash their cars every winter rather than buy snow tyres; the adverse weather simply doesn't last long enough for it to feel worth it.

>>81802756
I thought everyone here was middle class tbqh

>>81802755
Shall just tolerate it this summer because it's probably gonna cool right down soon anyway. But next year I'll be getting some air con. Occurred to me now that endless complaining about le British weather how quirky XD without doing anything about it is very cringe and Reddit.

>>81802808
Even if it was too hot for only 2 weeks a year a few hundred quid to be comfortable seems well worth it to me
>>81802815
>Occurred to me now that endless complaining about le British weather how quirky XD without doing anything about it is very cringe and Reddit.
Totally right mate getting sick of them mongs

>>81802805
i would, yeah. i'd contort to make it fit my principles, so i understand how people END UP there. the whole Citizen Kane thing innit.

>>81802784
Americans believe everyone is born equal therefore if you lead a working class life it must be because you haven't tried hard enough, not because you weren't born to lawyer parents living in a 500k house.

Dont remember this photo with my sisters being taken either nd who took it in the first place,Was drunk
Retarded Pingu penguin arm thing i do as a cuddle
Cant smile even when am wankered, at all
AT least they look happy

>>81802586
I'll talk about whoever the fuck I want big man.

>>81802613
Lad you're terrified to leave the house, your mums house, You're petrified at the thought of leaving home and you simp for a bloke that pretends to be a 20 something year old woman on britfeel. Pipe down, hero.

>>81802663
Already got it mate no need to buy it again ya balloon. I'm a Dick Van Dyke enjoyer.

Every time i get a glimpse of how I look in public to randoms passing by am reminded i should be banned from public

State of her pupil distance. She needs to go to the dentist and get her teeth aligned too. Hope she's still focused on losing weight.

>>81802775
What's any of that got to do with me?

got bored on /brit/ king?

>>81802862
At this stage you're just a pathetic bully. Leave her alone.

Just entered that nu breadington me

Didn't i

Dont understand why its so hard to find a mint twirl when the orange ones are everywhere n nobody even asked for that

>>81802885
normies like gross things

>>81802885
i once had the reverse problem where the shop near me ONLY had mint Twirls. didn't even know they were a thing.

wasn't a fan and i KNOW mint chocolate is lush, of course it is, i think it's just the texture of Twirls. does my head in.

>>81802903
In what way is orange flavoured chocolate gross you mong?

>>81802903
did you enjoy your fudge, evie?

>>81802879
You don't know what she's like irl. She is a proper bitchy immigrant lass living in our country. Apparently you can just stay in the country once your student visa expires somehow.

cracking a chocolate orange off evie's head

>>81802885
mint club

>>81802911
oranges are lush.
chocolate is lush.
they don't go together. quite convinced everyone is lying here. it's sweets, they're not hard to make nice, but this is such a HORRIFIC clash.

would you let a lass fart in your mouth? you don't get to shag her but you get to see her bare flaps and bumhole up close IRL

>>81802847
Thin blue line wanker monging out over my post. Kek. Also I dont simp over Eva. If by simply talking to Eva is simping then by using your logic you are simping over me just by responding to my post. Gotcha.

terry's chocolate orange are a gift from God

>>81802945
This lad knows the score. Oh aye. xxx

>>81802930
my passport has expired so i can't leave. British, no intention of leaving. but it does feel trapping. weird that people want to come here (and yeah their circumstances abroad are worse, that's why they're immigrating)

>>81802911
burns my throat when i have too much

>>81802957
you are so stupid sometimes. don't eat too much then

>>81802945
Terrys choccy orange is best when its the one thats a bar and its been left in the fridge at least 4 a few hours

evie's brain is melted from constant gooning

>>81802955
I've never left the country. I'm not privileged enough to do so.

for me it's the strange decision to get rid of height restrictions for police. i'm short, i know i'd make a bad copper even if i trained well.

there's a dealing-with-the-public aspect, and i think women (very generally) tend to be better in certain social/emotional circumstances. absolutely have women officers. but also, they're going to get their arses kicked, aren't they?

watching YouTube now feel much better x

getting arrested by eva6

Just saw a bald guy from my balcony

>>81802943
You're a fat shit house still tied to mummys apron strings acting up on the anonymous internet lad. Nothing more.

>>81801614
>Batman packing Robin's fudge
OH?!

>>81802983
i went to Edinburgh for a friend's birthday. managed to get return tickets for under 30 quid, cor.

no reason you have to do something posh like go to Benidorm or Blackpool. set aside 50 quid for transport and a few drinks on a day trip. could even go to London, it's not bad (to visit).

>>81803004
lmao doesn't he know balding is cured now?

Will post-400 anxiety lad make an appearance today?

>>81802945
>terry's chocolate orange
nonce

>>81803016
there was that Star Trek interview where someone asked why they cast Patrick Stewart when he's bald, 'surely in the future they'll find a cure for male pattern baldness?'
and the nice Gene Roddenberry man said, 'no - in the future, no one will care :)'

obviously he's wrong. you'd just take the cure, wouldn't you? but it's a swell thought, today.

>>81803015
Yeah I have no plans to leave town any time soon. You might get lucky with travel but then you'll have nothing to spend money on. Time you get anywhere more than a few towns away, it's getting late. So you'd have to fork out for a hotel too.

>>81803068
true, also pints are however-much nowadays.

just think wandering about (alone or with mates) is free. it is, isn't it? if you already have the shoes.

SANFORD LANE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskkDhw-tNY

Smelly dosser alcoholic ritual.

>>81803020
Don't care lad I'm going out in an hour for a Hawaiian night at the local.

>>81802974
Wrong again, lad. The best is the mini chocolates you get in a box at Christmas. Corrrr, it lush.

2 beers? boring. we want to see him get blacked out

Women do wind me up incel rage x

SSM should give himself a beer e-en-en-enema.

>>81803097
This. People like Mark aren't even really living, they're straight up just going through these rote, reflexive, instinctive rituals. No light behind their eyes.

>>81803120
Well it's better than giving it to the cookies, innit?

Crackies attacking veitch again. No wonder he has multiple bodyguards now.

https://youtu.be/rYybuTW3z5s

Poor wee Amazon lad has to work the 12th in this heat just to deliver my DVDs. Godspeed!

>>81803120
>People like Mark aren't even really living,
What is really living to you? Working all day and making your boss richer off your own hard work?

>>81803134
But doesn't he eat like a pig anyway? He's been giving it to the cookies all his life by the size of his belly.

>>81803081
Yeah can't even have a pint at a pub anymore without paying 8 quid for the privilege. Fuck greedy pub landlords.

>>81803147
He's the Creampie King, not the Cookie Monster.

Ah yes here comes the unemployed neet wasteman cope on a beautiful sunny day he is here spamming the chan

>>81803143
Never said any such thing, but there's a particular kind of pre-rational animal behaviour that specifically alcoholic dossers engage in that goes beyond a mere 'daily routine' that the average person does. Anyone who has known alcoholic dossers knows what I'm talking about.

I think post-400 anxiety lad will make an appearance. Something tells me.

Premature enthreadification.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news here but a Mark Edwards also known as seasideMARK and sometimes referred to as Omar Muhammad was killed today whilst using his Marin Fairfax E bike today. He couldn't get up on to the seat, and suffered a fatal heart attack whilst attempting to do so. May he rest in peace.

>I've had the same jeans on for four days now
In 2007, this was considered so unbelievable by normies that they literally wrote an entire song about it

>>81803152
just order on the Wetherspoons app. then add 1 to your "times to punch Tim Martin" slate. makes it okay.

>>81803193
I heard the seat went up his arse and punctured his intestines, sparking a major incident in the surrounding area of Wareham.

>>81803161
He's living the good life lid. He looks happy and enjoys himself

MASSIVE RACISM

>>81803205
/fa/ was obsessed with this, not sure if they still are. you don't need to wash jeans. in fact, washing jeans ruins them.

reminds me of the whole no-poo movement (don't use shampoo). you just directly notice the effects of poor hygiene. wash, once, the itching goes away (both hair + jeans)

>>81803216
Some of us lads don't have smartphones. Not even joking about that.

>>81803152
Yeah mate it's the greedy pub landlords that for some reason just aren't greedy in other countries. It's a specific problem with English people being notoriously greedy and self-centred. Couldn't be anything else like the absolute ablation of domestic production or the prohibitively expensive energy prices that you need to pay to run literally everything.

MASSIVE NONCE

>>81803220
Mark is bored lonely and depressed. He's visibly unhealthy and lives in squalor. Nothing about his life is enviable unless you were born in Somalia.

massive belly

Douglas Murray: A portrait of a fudge packer

>>81803205
evie wears the same jeans for over a week

>>81803234
took me a while to come around to it. and even longer to start using dedicated apps (still do all that non-Google/Aurora Store wank tbf).

i pay for Spotify now. younger-me with his FLAC files on a dedicated Rockbox MP3 player would be ashamed.

MASSIVE MONG

hate palestine
hate israel
love fanny

>>81803265
waterpoof mong

>>81803265
they call him "our generation's Oswald Mosley".

>>81803257
would pay to sniff them jeans

Wish i could go outside wiv just a t shirt on n stuff but i cant feel too exposed.I wanted to wear my new hoodie on my walk cus its really soft n comfy but it would be stupid just to go out once to drench in sweat.

>>81803265
He's be no use in ju jits class. That neck is getting choked every time :(

Giving Ruth a jolly good rogering

>>81803265
He was the future of white nationalism in the UK once.

>>81803306
Will's going to be enjoying her sweaty muff tonight

>>81803265
Horrible scraggly facial hair, didn't even shave it for his parents wedding

is it morally wrong to dox/extort?

>>81803326
dumbest thing youve asked

>>81803326
Obviously it's morally wrong, and really depends on how extreme the griveance is.

Infp life chose me,,fr some reason

ur new fred for teh night
>>81803350
>>81803350
>>81803350
>>81803350

>>81803360
Still 90 posts to go mate
Why did you make a new thread 100 posts early?

>>81803371
something something anxiety

>>81803313
I bet it smells of lime.

Would like some new specs, some fancy ones bn style
Am not a brand whore but my first ever proper specs in 2ndary school was dolce and gabbana
After that CK
My current specs is french connection
Dont know,it just happened
But these have seen better days,Especially after the two separate times i fell asleep drunk on top of them this year

Idk if drug addiction is a sin exactly but I know theres no morphine in hell

I rly cant be arsed going to the shop.But i want that vimto squash.x

>>81803417
Staying in addiction is likely hell crossy

>>81803428
get it special delivered on just eat x

Used to love that FCUK logo when i was wee when ud see it in a shop cus it was like "fuck" Lol

>>81803428
Love vimto squash. Not had it in ages. Also can't be arsed leaving the house tho

>>81803444
1 of those nights I ws on about there that i fell asleep on my specs drunk.I waited up all night just for the shops to open for uber eats.I dont know if england is the same but they cant sell Nicotine anything before 8am here.So i waited for that nd got the guy to pop over my house with a load of vapes.PRoper grim hours back in those days(february 2025).

That felt amazing though when he finally got here nd then left,,The feeling when youve struggled nd finally got something.I had the house to myself i think it was the weekend Where the storm was happening which that night I kept the cat indoors for 24 hours cus stuff was flying about everywhere.Very dreary vibes just dark n cold n apocalyptic.

>>81803474
They do sell nicotine before 8am. Or is that unique to Uber?

Sad that every time i got empty house in the past year or 2 i jst wasted it getting wrecked

>>81802645
>Kicking a mussie in the head.
The one time a policeman has ever been based.

>>81803499
Am not sure,I jst assumed its the same as booze cus i read it somewhere before,,But i think in practise a lot of the wee kiosks n stuff close after 10pm anyways when they cant sell booze,So even if vapes are allwoed for sale theyre hard to find,In my exp anyways

>>81803494
i like storms me x

>>81803525
I get my nicotine every day before work and that's before 7am. There's definitely never been a law for it

Even a lot of off licenses shut like 10 now but obviously they would....................When i was wee,,,I liked gonig to the off license with my mam,Which was HADDOWS.Bc it was always at night nd it felt like exciting n mysterious.According to google it was 2009 the 10pm thing started.Feels like longer than that.

Those were the days.Old cars was so much cuter too.

Aff 4 a walkies

>>81803598
Just go to the ghetto. Plenty people still driving these.

Sumtimes do wish i had a pal to go on my walkies wiv me