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Anonymous No.81804817 [Report] >>81804987 >>81805005 >>81805920 >>81805960 >>81806102 >>81806241
Life is an RPG and my stats suck
Post your worst irl traits/stats about yourself.
>Be 5'5 male with "cutecel" syndrome.
>Barely above a midwit IQ and too autistic/anxious to socialise
>Dark skinned Yemeni father and brown Turkish mom
>Be a brownoid with none of the cunning or intimidation factor
>Have a weak neotenous baby face and I'm built like an east asian woman
>Can't even grow a beard and naturally have zero body hair except from some sparse pubes
>Something clearly went wrong with my puberty because my "boner" is only 3 inches hard
>Early years were spent being raised in an upper class French liberal community then I was forced to be raised in a shithole British muslim town after my uncle adopted me
There's nothing worse than being an autistic manlet with a circumcised microcock, it's even harder when you're a brownoid. I have a half white female cousin who groomed me and ruined my sexuality as a youth.
>inb4 coomer fags say they wish they were molested by her
It wasn't triumphant like some young guy fucking a hot older woman. She never even allowed me to penetrate her. She was doing illegal sexual stuff that warped my sexuality and caused me to develop perverted kinks and a porn addiction. I still have low level autogynephilia.
Anonymous No.81804987 [Report] >>81805033 >>81805076
>>81804817 (OP)
i don't know what to even say, anon
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd !!Lup2q3LQ5Kv No.81805005 [Report]
>>81804817 (OP)
better start grinding anon that 20 body stat and 20 int from reading and the apogee sandevistan ($300k eddies) aren't just gonna make themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoLBt2vayAc
Anonymous No.81805033 [Report] >>81805076 >>81805960
>>81804987
I'm drunk so I'm going to post my fucked up cock. Hopefully a femanon will come on this thread and mock me like last time. I hope they post a vocaroo like last time as well. Sph is one of my unfortunate kinks.
Anonymous No.81805076 [Report] >>81805960
>>81805033
>>81804987
Femanons rate my fucked up dick.
Anonymous No.81805920 [Report]
>>81804817 (OP)
>Muslim genes
>No beard
Damn. Are you an eunuch? How the fuck can you not grow a beard?
Anonymous No.81805960 [Report]
>>81804817 (OP)
Man, that was appealing until it got fucked up, did the halfbreed fall down a dry well at least?
>>81805076
>>81805033
The sea monkey mogs you, impressive.
Anonymous No.81806102 [Report]
>>81804817 (OP)
You're not cute you're just effeminate and hideous
Anonymous No.81806236 [Report] >>81806247
>horrible work ethic
>defiance disorder

Otherwise I'm white, 6'2, blue eyes, iq ~120 and 7.25" weiner. I make like $19/hr and I'm 32. I'm trying to break into IT from a shitty helldesk position and need a ccna&p/isc2/ aws/azure admin certs still. I only have net+/sec+/a+/itil/aws assoc/proj+ right now and they're all fucking worthless for getting anywhere above 50k/yr
Anonymous No.81806241 [Report]
>>81804817 (OP)
Get your boypussy pounded hard by middle-aged white men. It is your destiny, stop denying it.
Anonymous No.81806247 [Report]
>>81806236
Oh yeah and I was an active alcoholic for like 10 years and had to quit. Went through withdrawals and seeing shadow people and writing on the walls and all that