Thread 81813050

How do you guys cope with being mogged by a natty girl? Isn't it time for you to hit the gym?

>>81813050 (OP)
i want her to beat me up and spit on me

>>81813050 (OP)
I want her to rub her bare feet in my face

>>81813050 (OP)
>mogged
i like my pretzel arms tyvm

imagen the protein farts brehs

>>81813050 (OP)
She's at least on Anavar man

>>81813078
>nipple piercings
she signs up online for trains to be run on her

>>81813050 (OP)
don't care
I'm strong enough and I'm too shy to go to a gym

>>81813050 (OP)
this is as disgusting as seeing a hairy man wearing a dress

>>81813050 (OP)
I could easily pick her up and throw her off a bridge. I bet she couldn't do the same to me.

>>81813098
Just say you're an insecure faggot anon

>>81813050 (OP)
>"mogged"
>still struggles to lift as much as the average untrained man
kek

>>81813114
That's not the same girl lmao. She looks like a weakling.

>OP's pic
>natty
Imagine failing this hard to identify an avavar user.

>>81813112
just say you're a homosexual anon

>>81813142
i know it isn't.
point still stands, coomerpostin' faggit.

>>81813161
>liking women is gay
Anon I...

>>81813178
what is womanly about that creature, homosexual? You would be more heterosexual being into a passing trannie.

>>81813198
I'm sorry you were tricked into thinking obesity is a womanly trait. I forget this board is primarily American.

>>81813198
She has a neotenous face and breasts and she's short.

>>81813050 (OP)
I want to sniff and lick her armpits
>>81813198
Low quality bait

How do I get buff? I don't care about the girl you posted or whether she's on steroids or not. I'm just tired of looking like a Holocaust victim twig & want to get a bit meatier.

>>81813225
Eat more, lift heavy shit.

>>81813225
Eat more, particularly a lot of meat so you get enough protein. Aim for over 2500 calories a day. I would just recommend doing every body part every single day 6 days a week. I know most people wouldn't recommend it but this is what I look like after 5 months.
>>76372267

>>81813212
>>81813216
You are gay or at the very least bisexual. It's okay to admit it anon. We are LGBT friendly nowadays.

Pic related is a woman's body. You are posting a man.

>>81813247
>>>/fit/76372267
shit forgot how to do it

>>81813050 (OP)
Haven't most of these gym women (like leanbeefpaty) admitted they are miserable?

>>81813058
>>81813065
>>81813075
>>81813220
>le muscle mommy fetish
>look closer
>it's actually a self-humiliation fetish
This is why other men look down on you and call you gay and other slurs, musclefags
You and cucks are part of the same family

>>81813270
wouldnt you be miserable too if everyone thought you were a trannie?

>>81813252
>body of a little girl.
Yeah uhh not all of us are pedophiles anon...
>>81813270
Leanbeefpatty has a man face and botched lip injections so of course she's unhappy.

>>81813270
Many of them want to be actual men or have other mental problems of course they are miserable

>>81813247
>>81813256
>I would just recommend doing every body part every single day 6 days a week
which body part should I start with?
>Eat more, particularly a lot of meat so you get enough protein. Aim for over 2500 calories a day.
Should I just eat meat or can I eat other stuff like eggs?

>>81813292
little girls > trannies

sorry you are a homosexual in denial anon. I hope one day you can work through your mental issues and admit it to yourself that you are a gay man. I wish you the best.

>>81813311
You can eat eggs, but definitely try to get a lot of meat in your diet. It's more than just protein.
>which body part should I start with?
I start with shoulders, but you will definitely be in a lot of pain after the first workout, you need to recover and just keep going. Eventually your body will adapt to this routine.

>>81813270
I can see why she always has her hair over her forehead...

>>81813322
the anon you're talking to is retarded but so are you.

>>81813225
what the other anon said basically. look for relatively protein rich foods, and exercise enough to be sore the next day whatever you choose to do. imo, if you didn't get sore, your body didn't consider what you did to be enough exercise to warrant muscular growth.
also, unlike
>>81813247
>>81813256
i'm a proponent of stabilizer training and grip training, but that's me. i would agree that a lot of people overthink what appropriate exercise is, and should just go out and do something.

>>81813333
Due to having 2 x chromosomes foids are more likely to bald once they roid

>>81813344
>Due to having 2 x chromosomes foids are more likely to bald once they roid
I did not expect to learn something today

>>81813340
If my goal was to be stronger I would lift heavier and do compound exercises with barbells, but I'm only doing it to look good and be healthy so it works.

>>81813352
I always assumed her hairline was like this but I don't think I've ever seen it.

>>81813337
You're a homosexual too.

>>81813424
>implying I like muscular women
I like fat bitches, fuck off.

>>81813292
>>body of a little girl.
>Yeah uhh not all of us are pedophiles anon...
someone said woman with the body of a little girl, i must post

>>81813960
I love that little whore

>>81813050 (OP)
I would dote and xherish a buff qt like her and raise our kids to be badasses also like her.

>>81814634
Who is she? I need to look her up.

>>81813050 (OP)
>natty
that's a varbie if I've ever seen one

>>81813050 (OP)
I'd love to get beat up and raped by someone like this.

>>81813078
>>81813050 (OP)
I want her to sexually abuse me.

Where I find a buff girl like that so I can be her cuddle teddy bear hubby?

>>81813050 (OP)
>>81813078
what a very cute boy he is

>>81813058
>>81813075
Safe horny redditors

>>81813050 (OP)
Yes it is

>>81813078
My dick is very confused

>>81813050 (OP)
I mog her by not being 5ft2 kek
If you see girls like this standing next to any normal-sized man it's crazy how unimpressive they look

>>81820461
nigger i jack off to women cucking me, is that still safe horny?

>>81820647
He thinks literally everyone into getting beat up is trying to appeal in such a performative fashion. I don't know where the idea came from desu. I've always loved this shit.