Thread 81850928

Unfinished London edition

London is a great city IDC what you lot think

new homes for immigrants x

You'll need this for some of the upcoming posts

>>81850945
i like the buses.

Nearly fainted on the way home. Bad times. Must be blood sugar levels. Need food. Big time.

>>81850945
One of the best large cities in the world, no question about it. Gets a lot of shit on here from people who have either never been, only been once to the tourist trap bit, or just don't like cities in general. Or they're just scared of life, that's a big one.

34 story tower blocks in small Scottish towns and it lush

>Last week get a GWR train
>Train delayed by an hour
>Sign up to GWR delay refund scheme
>Sudden influx of spam emails
It's all so tiresome

Me? Just scared of life x

>>81850965
wouldn't mind moving somewhere like this, there's that one tower block place that's all council flats, everyone is kind of meme-y about it, but it looks fine?

yeah your neighbours might do heroin, so what. my downstairs neighbours are probably respectable people with jobs. doesn't stop their baby crying. at least druggies are fun when you're in the 'in' group.

>>81850980
Signed up for a Thameslink refund yesterday, I know different companies are different with response times. Cross country was pretty good

>>81851020
I suspect if you had some good noice cancelling headphones you'd be okay.

Can't believe he still buys physical train tickets with cash at the station

>>81851021
I got the refund. 12 odd quid. I guess that's what my email is worth.

Chauffeur anon here. Just found out I've got the shit limo today. Anyway. I'll be picking up Warwick Davis later. Is there any way I can subtly let him know I'm a 4channer with plausible deniability?

>>81851039
>Can't believe he still buys physical train tickets with cash at the station
Who does?

On this bitch of an Earth it's either spaff or be spaffed in.
That's all it boils down to in the end.

me? never get the train, dont really have anywhere to go so i just dont bother

thinking about living my life just slightly out of my head on zopiclone.

don't have to be drunk to enjoy life. could just walk around, doing things. bit weird? don't care.

>>81851050
>Anyway. I'll be picking up Warwick Davis later.

>>81850954
Monkey Madness 2 nearly made me suicidal, kek.

>>81851039
Hey that's me. Prefer physical. Simple as. I use manned checkouts also, even if all I have is a pack of custard creams. Boomerbrain

>>81851057
>Who does?
Several lads on here

>>81851065
Just follow the guide. Easy peasy.

>>81851050
>I'll be picking up Warwick Davis later
dont forget to bring a step ladder so the wee little cunt can get in

I wouldn't mind bringing Warwick Davis to play golf and then setting him on a tee and smacking him with a driver.

>>81851050
as he's getting in say, 'h-ha, there you go, you're a...you're a big guy!'

to the unenlightened, it will be ironic banter.

>>81851079
Yeah I know but it's tedious as fuck same as the original. Doing most RuneScape quests without a guide is just asking for a headache.

>>81851098
quest helper all the way x

>>81851101
Oh aye lad you know it. Haven't played OSRS in like a year mind.

>>81851098
Original is fine if you have your prayers, but it can be tedious with the multiple backtracking and jail escapes. I dunno, I still like it

>>81851109
me neither mate had to take a break i was playing too much

Nu breadingtons is it X

jokes aside, has anyone actually written what it's like having dwarfism?
i am short, i can pretty easily imagine life a bit taller or a bit shorter. but i can't fathom what it'd be like, just being squat. all the little things we just do by instinct. stairs? doors?

is old school RuneScape good? is it before they made the big switch to 3D? would be fine with either.

>>81851130
How short are you? 5 ft 2, me.

>>81851148
runescape classic is before the switch to 2d and thats dead. OSRS is pure and utter brainrot, would not recommend

REDDIT NOW BANNED IN THE UK.
Try visiting it.

>try visiting reddit
nah

HearseAnon here. Got a funeral today, no hearse today though I'm just driving the Limosine. How is everyone?

>>81851148
Sure if you want to waste what little remains of your life clicking pixels for 4000 hours so a number goes up and then you inevitably quit rendering it all pointless

>>81851180
Bit like what you're doing now huh

>went to the dentist for a filling 3 and a half hours ago
>anesthetic hasnt even started wearing off yet
should i be worried?

>>81851148
yeah worth playing, but addictive
spent 30k hours on rs

>>81851160
>>81851180
aren't there some community/hack/open-source servers? i WOULD like to replay the game i played as a young teen, in the mid-2000s.

>>81851165
the reddit board for old RuneScape is /r/2007scape right? i want to go to back to 2007.

>>81851180
>and then you inevitably quit rendering it all pointless
What a really weird mindset.

End of an era. The 4chan regime has collapsed, Feel Street in ruins... Apus rounded up in the streets, the good ship /britfeel/ sinking beneath the waves the ofcom net closing in... soon we will be unable to post.
it's been an honour lads.

>>81851219
best option is 2004scape, don't bother with any other private server
but i would still recommend just playing official, it's still good

Runescape "classic" as it were known and they used to have servers wouldn't even be fun.

>>81851270
nothing is fun. everything sucks. i hate everything

>Cloudflare Blocking Access to Internet Piracy Websites in the UK
Tuesday, Jul 15th, 2025 (5:33 pm)
https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2025/07/cloudflare-blocking-access-to-internet-piracy-websites-in-the-uk.html

>>81850945
Most posters here don't have the skills or brains to succeed in London. That's why they hate it.

When did people give up on fighting back against internet censorship?

>>81851323
I'd go further. Most posters here don't have the skills or brains to succeed. That's why they hate everything.

>>81851299
As long as they don't block Nyaa I don't give a flying fuck.

>>81851323
Agree. Shippy is a great example of this.

>>81851325
what can we do? i agreed with EFF/ORG way back when, thought they were nutters about some things. other things just happened: you're on a HTTPS page RIGHT NOW.

your man on the street doesn't care if the naughty website gets blocked. they don't care about the COMMUNITY only that they've heard something something incels and the far-right.

I was going to immigrate to Japan after uni but they shut the borders due to COVID and i never went and never really recovered
too late now. it's over

>>81851356
I'm literally in London now succeeding lad

>>81851361
being a dancing monkey would suck anyway

>>81851367
post proof wee lad

>>81851373
wasn't for JET or anything but yeah would have probably ended up having to do that at some point
maybe I'll go for a long holiday at some point but the thought right now hurts

>>81851361
Should've been in Japan right at the start of covid when they stopped people from leaving

>>81851380
Currently in a limousine en route to chauffeur Warwick Davis

I really want to fuck an oily Wapanese lass with big tits and a hairy bush. Specifically reverse cowgirl as she is all like "NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH!"

for anyone else who is confused, it is summer. we are going to have young'uns on the /britfeel/.

>>81851415
Tell him Leprechaun In Da Hood is your favourite film.

>>81851415
aren't limousines meant to have minibars and that, or is that just in cartoons?

>>81851415
>back of a car
>still no proof

>>81851415
what does Warwick Davis need a limousine for

>>81851436
Some of them do. Depends on the budget

>>81851418
>Wapanese
i won't tell you again

>>81851385
NTA but, why have you given up on the idea?

>>81851450
For his brothers, lad. There's 7 of them after all.

>>81851454
are you saying Warwick Davies is a little short?

>>81851438
It's a Limousine, and I'm en route to chauffeur a celebrity. I'd say I'm succeeding in London

>>81851456
Whats the issue, lad? You got something against oily Wapanese lassies with big tits and a hairy bush? Corrrrrrr!

>>81851468
Succeeding would be you being chauffeured

celebrity would be BEING Warwick Davies.
me? i've met Ant (but not Dec).

>>81851461
my working holiday visa expired and they won't reissue it and I'm too retarded to get a visa sponsorship otherwise

When A list celebrities need a ride? They call Shippy. He's quite a big deal.

>>81851482
>and they won't reissue it
Ah that sucks, I can see why you're upset about it.

>>81851479
It would be succeeding even more. Anon suggested I'm the perfect example of someone who doesn't have the brains to succeed in London. I'm saying that I'm literally in London now, doing relatively well for myself. I'm associating with celebrities

Wapanese tits in my mouth and between my cockle.

>>81851525
When was the last time you worked with celebrities?

Might try to ascertain if Warwick has ever been to a Toby, and if so, which ones

>>81851482
It was all for a good cause, to flatten the curve and eradicate the virus completely.

Ask Warwick if his dead wife haunts him at night and if her ghost is also a dwarf.

>>81851551
imagine how much it would suck if there's an afterlife and we just look like how we do right now. If we don't get a character select screen I'm going to be fucking pissed

Hope he doesn't fall out of the car again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9ia-OrGUo

Would like to have a go on Warwick's daughter oh aye she's not bad for a dwarf

>>81851473
LOOK mate it not my place to police language but wapanese = white/wannabe Japanese a la wigger
weeaboo = wordfilter (maybe because of jigaboo? then the PBF comic)

it's not about political correctness it's about CORRECTNESS

Be careful lads, Warwick has a grudge against 4chan and he is very short tempered.

Such a broad church here. Provincial box room dwellers and London celebrity chauffeurs

sending twitter message to Warwick warning him of this thread, it not right he end up in same vehicle with the posters here

The only time I ever saw a celebrity in real life was when I saw the actors that played Kirk and Ashley Peacock from Corination Street at some massive open air market in Manchester handing out butchers meat from this big truck for some reason.

>>81851588
He might try and sue you mate. He tried to sure 4chan a few years ago and nothing came of it.

>>81851587
i can't tell from the phone filenames or whatever but i wonder if chauffeur lad is the same lad who goes around in aeroplanes
same sort of 'i am getting by, but successful' attitude
same going to places

I bet Sean is into dwarf porn because it's the closest thing to CP that is legal. Getting ready for his massive noncing spree in september for when he goes to flamingo land

To the anon that was going to send me the last two digits of my post number in quid.
I have managed to borrow 20 and the local shop let me have a loaf of bread for nothing.
But thanks again, your offer helped me.

corr get in there de lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnVY4T5kKVI

>>81851637
grim boomer content
>alcohol is my personality
cringe

>>81851637
Fucking love Nottingham, what a great place

>>81851624
i don't think he cares about legality. suspect he's getting his cocaine through dodgy means.

Shippy are you wearing a suit and tie? Picture please

>>81851654
couple of old friends enjoying a pint in a lovely pub and chatting to a camera. I don't see anything wrong with it.

>>81851636
Glad to hear things sort of worked out lad

>>81851654
what the fuck is 'having a personality', then? i don't drink, drunks are fun, piss off.

there will come a day where i want to make a post on britfeel but there will be no britfeel to go to
x

>>81851668
Yeah, no cap though

Balding nonce in a suit

>>81851684
we are dependent. maybe this is the best outcome.

Life revolves around 4chan

>>81851684
I don't know why but I replaced her face with Tim's and it looks quite funny.

>>81851684
Corrr her tits are giving me a proper stiffy. Me shiny cock head is glistening for her.

>>81851740
The other way around is quite good too

just want a gf with brown nipples so much its not fucking fair

>>81851805
Bloody shit nipples mate ewwww.

>>81851805
My ex had brown ones

Been getting into doing a few weights, and a few weeks in, I'm seeing some minor (newb) gainz. Feels good lads

>>81851842
Post physique, laddie

Big oily susu tits between my cock. Oh it lush.

>>81851842
good lad, you'll get bored in 10 weeks
Your brain will rebel against the routine and you need to do a different routine completely to overcome.
It's well documented.

me? locked into the retro ghetto

Might [redacted]

>>81851945
Aye, but will cross that bridge when I get there

what's better, shaving one's head or growing a greasy NEET mane?

>>81851997
Good, i just wanted to prepare you, for victory!

Can't flipping BELIEVE this country, chaps...

Also what's a job I can do one day a week, basically without going outside or talking to people?

Corrrrrrr! It a lush Amazon delivery. Got quite a big martial arts collection now tbqh. Eastern Condors looks 4x lush.

>>81852069
QMEE is looking for freelancers

>>81852051
We're so back... as the kids say

going to watch this kino because of that pub video

costs 25 gigabytes, two and a half hours long, cor. there's my evening sorted.

>>81852124
Can't stand these types of shitty 90s movies. Something about them. Ergh

>Order pizza online
>fees on their website costs more than Just Eat
wut?

>>81852163
the sweet spot of 'fun adventure' happened around the time of The Mummy and Pirates of the Caribbean. yeah monsters and that don't exist, but nowadays i don't even know if the actors were actually on a beach. or in some woods.

>>81850928 (OP)
Appalling dreadful shit hole

>>81852175
They've seen that idiots are willing to pay these prices, so all are taking advantage.

>>81852069
oh my days lad!!

>Cymraeg
>Cumrag
lol

>>81852072
>Buying from Amazon

Error..ok then

>>81852200
You're lucky you don't have to live here.

>>81852069
Driving a van like shippy

shaved arse gang

>>81852239
Would honestly rather die than live there. Been there a few times, shite every time, full of cunts, filthy, expensive, the list goes on.

Copying tracks. Please do not remove CD or turn off your Xbox console....

So tired but the bed is occupied for another hour

>>81852359
no feels here, don't know what this is. i know one person who had the original Xbox (with the ridiculous controller).

it went Mega Drive -> PlayStation -> now. i'm really sorry but that's just how it was in the UK.

>>81852393
>i'm not old i'm not old i'm not old!
christ you must be in your late 30s with cope like that

>>81852401
early 30s, just skint and didn't stick around with game systems. got a PC, me. enjoy your Xbox Morrowind while i play REAL Morrowind.

>>81852377
by whom, laddy?

>>81852410
wow, you have a pc that can run morrowind? you must be special lad i can't think of anyoone with that technology
you sound like a right mong

>>81852393
>i'm really sorry but that's just how it was in the UK
My family was broke as shit and that isnt how it went.

>>81852414
My brother, we share a bed, he works during the night

>>81852426
Do you ever masturbate in the bed?

>>81852418
yeah not to brag lad but it was a step up from the old Voodoo it was one of them proper GeForce ones that could do the thing where the water looks real.
two computers later, i can STILL run Morrowind, although my brain can't.

>>81852426
how come you only have one bed?

I had a pretty wild weekend on the Pride of Rotterdam ferry

>>81852377
>>81852426
do yous sleep in shifts?

>bloody tampon in the bin
>I take it home
>masturbate to some goddesses bloody discharge and shoot a thick rope y load
>clean out the cummy bloody tampon pad with my tongue and swallow it
>feel immense joy

hope I dont get aids anyway gunna get comfy in bed watch Star Trek

>>81852466
you shouldn't do that, lad. it's not just AIDS.

>>81852466
did this with some knickers i found in the woods when i was about 15

>>81852476
You ate the entire pair of knickers?

>>81852466
if this was anyone else I would shout LARP but you foot mong I believe and no doubt you WOULD do something this gross. Hope it kills you fucking freak.

>>81852489
didnt eat them but put them in my mouth and sort of chewed on them a bit, after i got bored of wanking with them i mean

>>81852493
just to add, after i got bored of wanking with them and smelling them, the smell wore off pretty quickly actually

>>81852432
No there we have a set of rules
>>81852439
Cheaper innit
>>81852456
I sleep when he works during the night, he sleeps during the day

day 6 nofap for me
bollocks radiating

>>81852509
Tell us the rules lad.

>>81852502
>>81852493
chad panty sniffer you ever used all things worn?

I showed my balls to my father at the big old age of eighteen years old

if I die cause of the dirty tampon pad cum situation dont tell my mum please brothers

>>81852356
Where abouts? I won't disagree

Just watched Hard Boiled for the first time. Fuck me, the amount of shit just flying about on screen at all times is hilarious. Cool film.

Footlad is the best poster this thread has ever had

>>81852513
Are you SURE she has no nudes? Life is so fucking unfair.

>>81852466
yeah I think ofcom shutting this hell hole down will be good for everyones mental health.

cor Robin Hood's escaped Israel with one of the Muslims in tow. he is a hero who accepts even the invaders as his friends, whoa.

>>81852476
Remember finding a bra in the woods once and being vaguely excited.
Who's out dumping clothes in the woods, anyway? Perverts shagging, and misplacing their stuff?

>>81852669
>Robin Hood
Fucking love Nottingham, world famous city

>>81852493
did this with my sisters once only to learn they didn't even need washing. Was still diamonds though

back on my emo shite x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlYnFtILro

>>81852668
Oh wow now Ofcom aren't blocking 4chan in the UK they're shutting the whole of 4chan down!

Spastic lol

>>81852706
Boohoo de lad boohoo!

>>81852706
Can Ofcom literally do anything if the site just refuses to cooperate?
I don't think they actually have the right to tell an American/Japanese run website how to operate.

whenever the Sheriff of Nottingham isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, 'where's Rickman?'

>>81852746
In theory they could get British ISPs to block the site but it would require a court order, and they'd need to prove actual, direct and recent harm to specific people or businesses. So, the answer is absolutely not.

>>81852746
They've probably already threatened hiromoot with fines, I'd imagine they'll just be ignored

>>81852754
>tfw were all here forever

Going to bed now, it free x

now THIS guy, from Robin of Sherwood, plucked from Excalibur i suppose, THIS lad was a fucking villain. perfectly hateable.
never seen Game of Thrones, guessing the blond lad in that strikes the same chord.

>called Pirate Software
>is extremely against any form of piracy under any circumstances
god this guy's a faggot, I'm glad the internet is turning on him

watching the British state get completely cucked over the internet is a bit of a lark.
>that time they threatened to have Elon expedited, and he just said "nah"
They're so full of themselves, and so sure of authority that they just don't have. lmao.

Chika the anal acrobat

Do you think Elon will comply or will he be on our side?

>>81852786
Anal Acrobats is unironically one of the best porn series ever produced. Jay Sin is a genius. Very sad that he left the industry on bad terms.

It will all soon be over x

>>81852805
>one of the best porn series
What's it about?

>>81852808
It's a deep dive into the human anal passage. Extremely hot erotica, but also touching and human in a way you might not expect.

>>81852808
It's about a bunch of acrobats who are really anal, in the sense that they are a bit OCD about how they do their acrobatic techniques. Then they shag each other up the arse.

>>81852814
Do they use a trapeze at any point?

Temperature's going up again dee lads

>>81852826
No I'm afraid not. Jay Sin prefers the intimacy of the gonzo style, but part of what separated Anal Acrobats from other anal-focused series of the time was that it incorporated lots of very different kinds of toys, and even appropriated non-sex toys as sex toys to some remarkable results.

>>81852780
I've already done like 12 "don't recommend channels" on youtube to avoid this tedious shit, don't need it in my britfeel tbqhwy

>>81852807
;__;

still. this SHOULD be a pub, and we all know it. you could have anime pubs. argue about anime there.

boring and gay you are pal!

know what im gonna make tomorrow? pancakes, gonna make myself some pancakes

People get all weird and sorta passive-aggressive when they notice that you don't care about your job and aren't doing things to "progress". Pretty funny. Like yeah I honestly don't care and am winding down until I leave, problem?

>>81852857
been perfecting my pancake recipe lately
>peanut butter
>mashed banana
>cinnamon
>coco powder
>little alpine strawberries.
Delight

>>81852877
a life of work?
it not for me x

Shippy is a nonce erotica connoisseur

>>81852877
no one thinks about you as much as you think they do narcissistic mong. you literally get cummed in your arse lmao

>>81852892
The truth is, he's not. He has a very quotidien taste.

>>81852893
>you literally get cummed in your arse
you don't know this for a fact

>>81852891
Corrrr it not for me either. Just kinda stuck in the job for the time being.
>>81852893
I don't think people think about me. I mean that I had an actual conversation and somebody asked me why I work less hours and I told them and I could tell based on their reaction and the words they gave in reply that they judged me for it somewhat with a hint of jealousy. But yeah keep presuming you know everything.

Best place for book PDFs?

Trying to find Creating confidence: the secrets of self-esteem by Johnson and Swindley to download

>>81852918
>>81852919
not reading your blog post you massive GAY!

*informs the apus that wulius weaser has been killed*

>>81852885
NTA but this just sounds like too much desu. You should pick one flavour and go for it, maybe one plus an accent flavour. But putting like five of them together just tastes like mush.

>>81852928
annas archive
prob wil get blocked by ofcom soon

>>81852893
>you literally get cummed in your arse lmao
Made me chuckle kek. All his posts really do seem ridiculous when you remember this.

>>81852929
gays are just normal now lad it's the future.

Le fat man and le porn addict don't like me oh no! Lmfao. Cry me a river.

>>81852951
oh hey surprised this just works without tomfoolery. i know some Library Genesis mirrors were explicitly blocked.

isn't Ofcom specifically censorship (or 'standards') though? not copyright type stuff. that's why the guise of 'child safety' is so insidious, compared to blocking torrents.

Never been a better time to be a NEET

>>81852966
if you're calling Chika fat, i am NOT a porn addict.
if it's the other way around, look, i made a mistake with those protein bars, okay? i thought you could just eat them instead of normal meals.

gay man writes some inane shite so I just remember he gets CUMMED in the arse and move on lol x

>>81852997
Honestly I just assume golden face laughing meme is shippy. Might be wrong but that's the vibe I get. Don't care either way, there's probably not one poster here who I think has a foundation to criticise me really. Sooo don't care.

nobody fulfilled my /wsr/ request

22 billion quid black hole, but don't worry we can spend a billion a month on welfare for foreigners and 7 billion on resettling 100k afghans to the uk loooooooooooool

>>81853024
Mate, I hate to break it to you, but you get cummed in your arse kek any argument you make is invalid

>>81853024
i like the laughing golden face because its cheek + chin forms a willy.

Shippy is you without the s a s s and i mean that as a compliment for once.

>>81853055
I don't think we have similarities really. But I don't have that strong of a sense of who is who most of the time on here.

i say, give me a hotel. i don't know anything about running a hotel. but i expect it's like one of those tycoon/sim games. ez.

i'd even willingly house homeless/penniless/addicted people. that'd be nice. as part of the scheme i get a security detail. run a tight ship without losing sight of caring for people. cor.

Why are non-whites so aggressive? What would you do if he attacked you over and over? Silly twat lying to the police too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcSXRN8Ic5o

hello is anyone out there?

>>81853099
We discovered the MAOA gene and everyone just sort of forgot about it.

>>81853072
i could just be wrong here but autism? or at least some snappy/neurotic defensiveness (complete hypocrite here, mea culpa).

i think the difference is that Shippy doesn't take it well even when it's a good-natured joke, you (usually) do. he STILL goes into the whole "Technically..." mode, and is outright cruel for zero reason. not even as a reaction to anything. Shippy, RELAX PAL

>>81853109
Liberals would have everyone believe that a shark is a tiger just having a swim.

>>81853132
Ugh you again.
>If I wind someone up enough, they will react, THEN I can say they are defensive/have anger issues etc
Yawwnnnn

>>81853132
We'll need to agree to disagree on this, to me Shippy is the prime example of a lad who can take a joke.

new rimworld expansion is 4000x lush. god bless x

Rimworld? Never heard of it mate, but sounds like Chika might have.

>>81853024
you get cummed in the ARNOOSE pal shut up x

cumming in eva's arse

you think being cummed in your arse is degrading

but secretly you'd love to know what it's like

>>81853143
I gave the game a go and it wasn't for me. But it might be for you.

>>81853139
i never left.
>they are defensive/have anger issues etc
yeah.

>>81853142
fair enough. he's consistent, i'll give him that. just comes off a bit Comic Book Guy at times.

fact is if your arse is getting cummed IN OR ON. you are invalid

>>81853158
already done this so much it's actually quite boring
I've buttimpregnated her arsewomb so much it cumburps whenever she walks up the stairs
she just cannot get enough anal

mines totally shaved
feels good

Cum burps hehehehe

britfeel supreme court declares that arse cumming is gay

Grown man. Arse cummed in.

United Kingdom is actually alright IMO lads

All this doom and gloom is fed by your algorithm. chin up x

do front-arses count as arses?

>>81853169
I can take a joke if it's funny. I take issue when it's unfunny repetitive cringe though. But nobody here knows me irl so there isn't valid material for jokes so it's pointless. Never got why people find themselves so entertained picking apart imagined faults. Might as well literally talk to a brick wall.

>>81853194
You serious lad? The country's gone to shit.

>>81853195
they do but they are non-gay arses, straight arses, if you will

I have been the cummed in arse and also done the arse cumming so does my opinion mean anything? X

>>81853194
not algorithms making it difficult for me to get a council house, increasing the prices of food, making NHS services/waiting lists terrible.
(i mean maybe it is, but my point is that it's happening IRL.)

>>81853192
Love it when gimmicks are combined. Really tickles me.

>>81853204
sure but compared to many countries and places you COULD have been born. UK not bad mate.

not saying of course there isnt valid issues we need to address but you know just cheer up a bit you CUMMYARSE!!

>>81853194
>United Kingdom is actually alright IMO lads
Laughing my fucking arse off

might start delivering uber eats, but instead of driding a bike ill just run around with the foot, get my steps in

>>81853205
cor, imagine having a straight arse. perfectly flush with your back.

if you were born in Latvia just think how shit that would be

>>81853221
>born
What I will say is it's a good place to be born, but there are much better places to live

>>81853221
Those other countries are not my concern desu. I shouldn't have to put up with the quality of my country going to shit. Yeah there's always someone worse off? So? Up until about 60 years ago the vast majority of the world didn't have running water. Relative shittiness is immaterial.

to be fair I live in the countryside far away from blacks browns and yellows on the colour scheme. quite comfy actually and if I see a black one I just think at thats a novelty!

>>81853241
I would like to live in Holland somewhere like that :)
>>81853243
yeah not sure how to fix it unless we get neet mongs on our shores with air rifles just putting holes in dingys before they get to shore! Oooooh no lifesaver on? not my problem mate shouldnt be trying to cross illegally!

>>81853264
>Holland
You mean the Netherlands mate?

>>81852072
The Prodigal Son is one of my favourite Hong Kong flicks.

>>81853221
every "develop nation in the 21st century" aspect is worse now, though. how's clean water and modern medicine at the moment?

let us whinge, lad.

Thailand has better medical care than the UK, and people are much nicer too. It makes no sense.

>>81853278
Yeah but the country Holland lad as I said!!did you do geography?
>>81853287
Whinge on pal!

>>81853024
Maybe 1/3 to 1/2 of golden laughing face is me. That said Chika. I don't think I've ever attacked or criticised you once. Although you're one of the posters I interact with least. Haven't got anything against you

>>81852072
Youd buy DVDs of paint drying to mentally unwell cunt!

>>81853299
it's probably really nice here if you're rich.
and then everyone below you is a useful idiot. give me trickle-down comfiness, then adequate end-of-life care. that's NOT a lot to ask for.

you like thailand aye? convince me that you're not a sex tourist

>>81853132
Maybe you're mistaking me for someone else. Not denying I occasionally seethe. But it's almost never because someone has ridiculed me

>>81853331
Don't be so stupid mate, it's disrespectful to assume that, you're basically saying the only reason to go there is for sex. There's much more to like about Thailand.

>>81853326
Well I'll take your word for it. The constant trolling on here just becomes a mess, sorry for assuming wrong my lid. Tbh though you have once or twice said that I'm dim/not intelligent I think which is uncalled for :).

>>81853355
YOUR ARSE HAS BEEN CUMMED ON MATE SHUSH IT

Damn all this arse talk got me horny

>>81853355
I don't recall once asking you a genuine question and you thinking I was someone else and seething.

I'm not sure why Ebin simps for you, I've rarely seen you interact unless you do off thread. You're a long term fellow /britfeel/er so you're good in my book

Shiremoor Toby one day

>>81853361
you are dim and unintelligent.

>>81853355
>Tbh though you have once or twice said that I'm dim/not intelligent I think which is uncalled for :).
Maybe, but definitely not knowing it was you, if that's the case then your comment must literally have been dim.

>>81853373
I do* fucking autocorrect

bore snow off to brit

>>81853361
So what. You've said this. Move on bro.
>>81853373
We good. Timeline got fucked up.
>>81853382
Nah it was a direct comment. Nevermind, would have just been a tedious le impersonator then.

>>81853382
>if that's the case then your comment must literally have been dim.
this is what i mean about the "ah, technically..." thing.

Public place. He has a right to film the Jobcentre. Don't know why they get all pissy about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZj39Gh78Vs

Also no I've never interacted with Ebin outside of here. Dunno why he likes me neither. It partly ironic.

>>81853397
very dim of me to repeat my cummed in arse posts lad I am sorry

Me? I just want to swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYl-HO_3Jp0

>Get a job.

Says the immigrant G4S man who gets to stand around a Jobcentre all day. Waste of taxpayer money isn't it?

>>81852940
nah, try it. It's good.
Don't even need sugar.

>>81853442
lots of jobs available lad have you got your CV up to date?

England is third world now.

>>81853480
Normies make this stuff hard to hurt us ;__;

JUST GIVE ME A JOB, AAAAA

>>81852885
>>81853474
wait so do you just put some/all of those into the batter?!
i could see bananas adding the sweetness (and savoury pancakes are a thing).

>>81853485
ah okay anon. Have you tried updating your CV or do you not have one?

>>81853486
Put the bananas and peanut butter and seasons in with the batter, and mash them up, then place the strawberries on top when it's in the pan

>>81853480
I haven't worked in over a decade mate. Even retail requires so much bullshit now for the privilege of earning minimum wage. There are more people than jobs.

>>81853484
i know what i'm MEANT to care about, but it really just looks like London.

Maybe like a teaspoon coco powder, and half that much of cinnamon. I just kinda tip them in though.

>>81853507
actually sounds like a cracking idea honestly. might try this next time i have eggs.

had a vegan friend who made banana 'ice cream' by blitzing bananas with some some milk. wasn't bad. made me realise how much you can get sweetness in things, even desserts, without ADDING sugar.
onions caramelise themselves YOU DON'T ADD SUGAR TO 'CARMELIZE' THEM, AMERICANS

chatting up a new girl
this might be my new chance x

>>81853353
It's 16 in England. Why aren't you shagging teenagers here?

>>81853520
fair enough lad why bother

Might play some Prison Architect. Haven't played it in years

>>81853557
Also in Thailand I'm pretty sure if you're over 18 and they're under it's illegal

>>81853557
i care about who i'm shagging, and probably wouldn't get on with them as people.

nothing like a group of non shaggers discussing shagging

sad sad state of affairs

I lost my virginity to my fleshlight

Government spending is ridiculous. G4S rake in billions from the British taxpayer. All them staff protecting an empty Jobcentre. Why do they hire this many on one shift?

>>81853612
obsessed with your auditing videos arentcha

favourite video game?
tekken 5 for me

>>81853612
Do you have a job?

think I know the answer hehe

>>81853622
Sonic 3 & Knuckles

>>81853619
I do the occasional audit.

>>81853624
I don't want to work for minimum wage.

Cant STAND these two cunts. I wish they were dead!

Why work? I personally see no point. You think it really improves your life?

Missing my little Eva x

>>81853645
>I do the occasional audit.
laughing my fking arse off

>>81853612
Incase some munter has a mong out over being sanctioned

cor i have almost caught 'em all.

might start posting in my britfeel post style on outer r9k

>>81853691
>in my britfeel post style
your fucking what

>>81853677
Two security guards should be enough for a mong. The mong could still bring a whole gang over and overpower all the security guards anyway.

>>81853699
my britfeel posting style xx

IT'S GETTTING HARD TO BREATHE
YOU'RE FEELING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
THEY TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST LIKE WEED
THAT THIS CAN HAPPEN YOUR FIRST TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7gbFMWZWlo

>>81853645
ah okay I take it you have a degree or a trade skill then to earn more and carve a path for yourself?

>>81853622
Too many to list, but my meme answer is Metal Slug (probably 3, to be specific).

>>81853622
Oblivion
It's obviously flawed to fuck, but I mostly love it for the world and quests.

>>81853716
Love me some fooking Viagra Boys

Now this is fucking LUSH. We got that fruit pie, we got those guck minis, we got that pumpkin pie, we got that fresh butter, we got that sourdough luxury loaf, we got that cheese board, we got that pint, we got that sea serpent stew to dip all the bread in and it all served up in Seaside's personal quarters after long sail journey here.

You only have to look here to see how grim the jobs market is. If normies aren't getting employed, then autistic, long-term unemployed men will never get a job. I don't even bother. It's just a waste of effort.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/

>>81853716
viagra boys not really my thing saw them live once though

I feel like 90% of the posters here are just these lads spamming constantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU

>>81853747
i've had 3 interviews in the last year, trying my best in life, wiping my arse with my computer science degree x

>>81853754
CAN OF STRONGBOW I'M A MESS

>>81853766
I SAT AROUND THE 'OUSE WANKIN

>>81853729
replayed it for a bit recently. it's 100% more fun to play than Morrowind. really, a mod to disable the level scaling shit fixes so, so much. (just ignore fast travel.)

Cooor turns galore x

>>81853763
I don't have a degree. Getting one would be an expensive and impossible journey.

Had a curry for the first time in about 2 years today

>>81853484
There are millions of people who look at this and just feel nothing

>>81853786
you could wipe your arse with it though saves on toilet paper

>>81853747
>jobs market
>market
there used to be jobs FAIRS.

>>81853778
I feels like TES is just a sliding scale of "interesting world" vs "steamlined gameplay" and for me Oblivion sits nicely in the middle.
Morrowind is definitely the deeper game and more fun to break, but unless you build right you can fucking just kneecap your run speed to a snail's pace right from the off.
Skyrim obviously has the smoother gameplay but the world and everything in it is such fucking shit.

>>81853798
what curry did you go for lad? how was it?

>>81853786
>Getting one would be an expensive and impossible journey
You know they give you loans and even some grants to pay for it right? And the loans don't even kick in until you earn a half-decent wage, and repayments aren't that much of a shitter?
And it gets wiped clean after however many years anyway?

Expensive ain't an excuse mate.

As long as I can get bennies to buy vidya, I don't think I see any reason to take out my anger on society.

Mum is having trouble pooing while on monjarno and yesterday she took a high strength laxative and she has been shitting through an eye of a needle all day. Said she has been to the toilet 16 times and lost 6 pounds in shit weight.

>>81853822
That's unlikely if you're over the age of 25. They can also reject you for any reason.

>>81853747
>Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps and hand in your CV to the worker behind the counter. Worked for me back in the 50s. Go on stop being a wuss.

>>81853829
>monjarno
Tell her stop using that fucking shite and install arch instead

>>81853838
Pretty sure it's any age and they only reject you if you earn money over a threshold, or you're dependent on parents and they're rich.
Could be wrong though about the age shit, not like I had to check.

>>81853845
Dont think she can install a computer programme into her body yet lid. If she is still alive in the 2050s she might.

>>81853819
Chicken Tikka Masala, Pilau Rice, Peshwar Naan, 2 poppadoms. It lush x A cudwell special

Barely eaten anything today

>>81853829
You ever get a really hard one that feels like it came out with it's boots on, an wonder how long that sneaky cunt been hiding upthere?
Eat yer yoghurt, chaps.

If I wanted a degree I can get work to pay for it.

>>81853763
We get lots of applicants for devs at our place, but honestly most of the applicants are not very good. And our coding tests aren't even that complicated.

DO NOT EVER GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE
LISTEN TO MY WARNING

>>81853805
i always wonder if some of the Oblivion streamlining was a later decision, like when you hear horror stories about studios editing a film towards the end of production.
why have horses if you can 'jump right to the fun'? lads i want to walk around your world and find shit. it's fun.

definitely a good romp as a dungeon crawler though, adding physics was a 10/10 move. wish more puzzles used it.

We need to go back to our roots lads.

National rail app is basically useless. If you know the network, you know the shortcuts

>>81853879
I'm too much of a brainlet desu

National express smells like fucking shite every time
Flixbus way better x

>>81853879
I got a computing degree that isn't even as good as CompSci and got a job in months.
But that was years ago.

>>81853899
Totally pointless these days mate, I should have become an artist instead

>>81853880
I know some of it was intentional. If you didn't know, Ma'iq the Liar is basically some weird dev insert that makes fun of all the cut mechanics they thought people would complain about or some shit.
I think almost all of it was just "oh god we have to fit this shit on the Xbox 360" and most of the effort went into the sheer level of spoken dialogue.

>>81853910
computers can make art now. computer scientists saw to that.

>>81853916
What about physical paintings, I could be world famous painter and rich af
Anyone want to buy one of my pieces starting at 200 quid

>>81853910
I dunno mate we still hire grads and we want you to have the shiny piece of paper. Just my place is a small company so it's not like we hire en masse, but I know all we ask for is "degree + not shit on the test + not a total retard during the interview".

>>81853927
can you just BE a painter? i feel like they get lucky with knowing people.

do still paint though, it's good.

>>81853890
I'm a train Chad myself

>>81853935
Yeah but you're hiring one or two people out of hundreds that are applying to it, it's too competitive even for tiny local companies. Plus you have mid levels going for junior roles.

>>81853960
Me 2 mate sometimes there's no trains though

Warwick Davis sharted all over the seats. I was as polite, professional and understanding as I could be, but when I reminded him of the set soiling fee of 250 bong he went ballistic, he seemed to take it really personally as well, I told him that it's not my decision and company policy, and that even I thought it was ridiculous, he still started calling me names and making offensive gestures towards me, Suffice it to say I won't be carrying Warwick around again.

>>81853965
Not really, it'll be 10s of people, tops. Only 100s if we sit there and keep looking. We do it through an agency.
We also don't hire midrange devs in roles we want for junior as the pay is naturally not as good.
That and weirdly we find that games with a small amount of experience often don't live up to the experience/pay they have.

>>81853960
>I'm a train Chad

Wonder if I should change my dns after hearing cloudflare is geoblocking sites because of Ofcom. What are you lads using? I hope you're not sending your web site lookups unencrypted on the isp dns.

>>81853983
Ckin hell lad did you have him perched on your shoulder like a pirates parrot?

it almost Friday!!!! AHHHH YES!!!

>Warwick Davis sharted all over the seats. I was as polite, professional and understanding as I could be, but when I reminded him of the set soiling fee of 250 bong he went ballistic, he seemed to take it really personally as well, I told him that it's not my decision and company policy, and that even I thought it was ridiculous, he still started calling me names and making offensive gestures towards me, Suffice it to say I won't be carrying Warwick around again.

now this is an epic goldenfeeler post, one for the lore archives. anyone else do a hearty kek?

>>81854014
im on that nofap so stop posting that

>>81854014
As a NEET, every day is Friday

>>81854019
now this is an epic samefag post

>>81854013
cor is this our B?
trip on lad we miss you.

>>81854028
nah lad remember he said he NEVER posts off-trip anymore
even though he clearly does

>>81854028
Ok if it makes you happy. Havent had anything interesting to say to be honest.

>>81854022
yes but as a neet you never experience the Monday which makes that Friday so good. so really what are you experiencing? hmmmm pondering such thoughts!!!

>>81854004
Well sounds better than the companies I've interviewed for then

>>81854049
I still feel different on mondays and fridays. It lush. I even get the Sunday evening blues still.

>>81854060
right but you dont have a job or any reason to get out of bed. You know no one relying on you to show up and contribute!!so what Monday feeling and Friday feeling do you experience

>>81854038
Only post I made today was that Argos mascot thing. Hate those two cunts me. Something about them makes my blood boil.

Being employed provides a steady income which allows you to support yourself and make plans for the future. It gives structure to your days and helps build a sense of purpose. You have chances to learn new skills and grow as a person. Regular work brings social contact which can improve your mood and mental health. Over time employment often leads to more stability and respect in society.

>>81854043
you're just sound. ignore that one seether.

i also hereby summon x, eva6, and EVEN HelperLad (if he behaves).

>>81854090
Mate did you see HHls breakdown again last night? bunch of racist mentally retarded shit haha

>>81854089
>I was in shaking my pain

fr fr though it's a strange abbreviation. same number of syllables. wtf is the point.

It another rainy day, hunting for Lox meat and fine wood postponed till the weather better. It not right it so wet all the time, can't fight in wet clothes against megafauna that will stomp me flat in a second. Just wish sun would come out.

>>81854097
yeah there's just no talking to him, is there. simply goes off on one, every time.

did enjoy his little summary at the end. he'll either end up dead or find Jesus, i reckon.

>>81854089
When I had a job I was miserable and all the people there were insufferable cunts. depends on the situation innit.

Post-400 anxiety rising fast. New one please asap.

>>81854136
give it a rest you absolute mongoloid
cancer

>>81854107
how's the vvarvery doing?

>>81854142
it's okay for a friend or loved one's mental health problems to affect you too.

>>81854129
sometimes if you find assholes everyday and not just once in a while

you you are the asshole.

>>81854146
The meat was a little gristly tonight. Managed to check off Toby Carvery Snaresbrook. Roasties were very good and I could see the cook made some effort with the gravy as it had more depth of flavour compared to their normal instant. The vegetables were acceptable but had languished beneath the lights for a little too long. It rounded off a good day, really enjoyed speaking to Warwick to be honest.

working a job just helps x

Collecting stamps for my ale trail card. Good to see britfeel's favourite pubs featured.

>>81854167
Name says it all

>>81854192
does CAMRA still give you those "50p off a pint at Wetherspoons" coupons?
i remember being a 'young member' (under 30 or whatever it was lol), paid for itself at the lower rates.

Skies finally cleared. Need to get that fine wood to get a powerful new longbow.
We got that archery skill up to respectable level considering how hard it is to level compared to most melee skills but the wood is a pain the backside to get as any concentration of fine wood is located in the most hostile of places. The Shrine of Seetheluth lurks in the distant as a foreboding and deadly promise to me and the other SeasideSAILORS. It just me tonight but one day we have to assault that big claw looking thing in the distance.

Well, I've just had them in the back of my cab and I can't believe what he's done. He is shat all over the back of the cab and I told him, sorry I just need to relax a bit because I need to calm down, I told him that it's a set 250 quid soiling fee and he went ballistic. He went absolutely crazy and I said, look I'm sorry Warwick, you've soiled the cab, you're gonna have to pay and he has lost the plot about it and he's not happy. He's taken it really personally, even though it's not my decision, it's a company decision and even though I said to him, look I think it's ridiculous, it's a lot of money, it doesn't cost this much to get it valid, but this is what they charge and it's not my decision. I can't let you off the fee, unfortunately, otherwise it will be on my head. So yeah, what do you think about that?

just kekked everywhere at that epic post
how is he so funny? just did such an epic lol so simply epic my neighbours joined in too.

>>81854215
Probably not these days. Pub landlords are very greedy.

>>81854236
>it will be on my head.
well, that's what happens when you're carrying him around like that.

B got married with a QT

>>81854271
he must have a fair bit of dosh on him for that to happen

>>81854263
spoons is a big company and a 'pubco' but they ARE a free house who do pints of real ale. i remember the one magazine where they started including pints of real ale in those 'includes a drink' offers after a lad wrote in. maybe sometimes it's that simple.

are there any benefits, besides 10% off a book or something? do you go to meetings? might not be a bad way to meet people tbqh.

we all Real Ale Twats in life

No scallies or tourists allowed in her pubs.

>>81854271
>>81854295
quick reverse search, looks like their whole gimmick is anticipating exactly these responses and becoming internet/magazine famous over it. then posting about it. rinse and repeat.

>>81854014
trip on sean, honestly don't know why you even bother to post off trip

>>81854236
Really enjoy this post. I can only imagine what a gem of an individual typed it out. Real craftmanship there

debating whether to have this last zopiclone

Remember when shitlibs were spazzing out over Sarah Palin? They were saying she's going to be the next Hitler and shit. Wild.

>>81854368
Classic british pub grub dying out in favour of far more flavoursome avocado toast, succulent birria tacos, katsu sandos, tikka masala and doner kebabs The steak and kidney pie regarded as old people food and it dying out, so is are ham and mustard sandwiches etc. It good riddance, 90% of English food is dogshit. there are just better foods elsewhere

>>81854368
You must be going to lower class pubs that serve low quality beer.

>>81854410
y-yeah, that's what i must be doing.

>>81854403
>Remember when shitlibs were spazzing out over Sarah Palin?
you're in /britfeel/ not /yankfeel/ little lad

>>81854403
They say that about everyone and then forget they ever said it the next time someone new comes along

Aint' gonna lie, we're just gonna have to start cooking potatoes.
Every potato you see, just cook the fucker.
Cook every potato in the patch. It's the only way they'lll ever get eaten.
People are MAD, if think otherwise.

>>81854345
Doesn't resemble a Helper post at all, and regardless, why would he even post off-trip at all?

>>81854403
Everyone is always the next Hitler.

>>81854271
I get upset if theres a loud noise in the kitchen so me getting married is an almost impossible task. Also I am nowhere near that wide kek.

Rimworld. Rim. Like rimming? Hilarious

Would be good to have HHL as prime minister.

>>81854526
everyone is HHL to him. He's a bit schizo

That Palestine video finished jammers off for good

>>81854407
That's very unhygienic. I didn't think it was quite literally pies on the bar. I've never been in a pub so I guess they do that?

>>81854553
Wonder if he watched the Manchester one where they started arresting them Palestine mongs for supporting a terrorist group. I was so happy to see that.

>>81854553
all these mongs are weirdly zionist so if he was doing the same, don't think it's that

>>81854532
i think the next Hitler will be Jeremy Corbyn's son. he's bound to go to prison for his cannabis racket one of these days.

>>81854579
what has jeremy corbyn's son got to do with weed?

>>81854559
Nothing unhygienic about it once counter sprayed, scrubbed and cleaned.
Saves up on washing up, it saves the environment and is more like how our ancestors used to eat from platters.

we love are jeremy x

so tired de lids x

Sleep well <3 x

>>81854592
Tommy Corbyn runs a company called the National Hemp Service. all hemp/CBD products, you understand.

dreams are quite mad arent they, dreamed last night I was in a house party, large place and I was going through different rooms and it felt incredibly real, I go into one and theres a girl. We make eye contact and suddenly I feel like I recognise her and she recognises me and I remember all this random stuff about her and she knows me, ive seen her a couple of times in various dreams, it felt similar to bumping into a friend. The brain is weird, why would it retain all this information on a seemingly made up person, we talked about all sorts of shit which continued on from when we last spoke, its weird. Not the first time this has happened, there have been other locations or dream people Ive come across who I have a sort of relationship with, but why?

>>81851361
I went to Japan last year from November to May. It was enjoyable. Too many tourists though. I kinda wish I went back in the mid 2000s. Japanese people weren't used to seeing white dudes back then so you would've been more mysterious to them. Now they simply don't care about foreigners

>>81854634
learn to lucid dream lad. maybe you could have full-on conversations, with complete awareness and memory of them (jot them down afterwards).

or it's like Ramona Flowers and she's using your dreams as a ninja delivery girl. track her down IRL.

>>81854642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkI

>>81854663
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkI
Kek. When I was walking through Asakusa with a few white buddies I met one night, a load of Japanese dudes starting shouting
>GAJIN GO HOME
At us.

aint gonna lie, if it on like this, we're gonna have to start picking turnips.
every man'll have to volunteer to pick a turnip.
pick every turnip in the patach,
RIDICULOS

Swan lad, are you ok?

We hunt those Lox, we need so many bones to upgrade the new bow I've made myself - it special and harder hitting than other bows but requires long draw back time.
Besides that, I should really start farming then rather than hunting them to extinction, a nice little herd of tamed Lox could do wonders for the SeasideSETTLEMENT.

>>81854701
he's been apprehended under the emergency powers granted by the Online Safety Act.

>>81854653
wish I could somehow be aware that I'm dreaming in dreams but I enjoy how real they feel sometimes, how do you start to learn?

we going to kun when here is blocked?

>>81854722
Sucks for him. Must be very stressful having to explain britfeel to normies.

>Current Users: 222,074
Wonder how much it will drop

Swan lad's bail conditions mean he can't post anymore on 4chan.

>>81854736
maybe /x/ has guides still. just google 'lucid dreaming' and try to sift through all the shite.
simple trick was: while awake, every time you see a clock, ask yourself 'am i dreaming?' until it becomes routine. then you do in the dream. but now there are no clocks anywhere.

for me it was getting all excited once i was aware and breaking out of the dream which was shite. full closed-eye visuals on LSD though, corrrr now there's some adventures.

>>81854741
In the secret britfeel discord where we can slag off females without them knowing. Dick pic verification only.

Remember when she said something to me at mcdonalds? She doesn't know I am her fan.

>>81854736
Everytime I realize (I look at my watch and if the numbers keep changing I know it's a dream) I just end up raping a woman.

>>81854741
that lad is insane. maybe moot became a "tech bro", he didn't even like anime in the end, but he wasn't actively some politics guy.

Glad my boxroom is far from the road. Imagine playing your vidya and you're forced out of your boxroom because normie scum can't stop taking drugs. The only way I'm leaving is being dragged out by rozzers.

>>81854836
One of my neighbours had a car crash through their living room a few years back

>>81854836
Imagine you were having a wank in that bed and then the wall comes down and everyone sees you wanking

>>81854772
>>81854824
ive heard that (and I dont know if this is just a spooky bullshit myth) that once the dream people know that you know youre dreaming they can turn hostile, is this true? that would be spooky

It misty and foggy day at the SeasideSANCTUARY. Ship is anchored at port, portals have been calibrated, have had food imported to keep us full beyond just eating Lox meats - it's hard to get good carbohydrates when you're on the frontier, loads of steaks from beasts and fruit from bushes but finding a good potato or turnip almost impossible in this climate.

>>81854849
or youve just spaffed and when the wall comes down you die in the rubble and when they drag you out your willy is out and theres dried spaff all over you

>>81854824
Dreams are the closest you'll get to women

>>81854853
My dream people just get raped if I know I'm dreaming, so dunno.

>>81854741
Don't go kun. There's a bunch of other alt-chans where the actual old userbase of 8 fled to.

>>81854875
do they actively resist or go along with it as its your dream?

>>81854884
such as?

FUCK OFF FILTER

>>81854853
i've read coma patients say they had PTSD from their coma nightmares.

i don't know. i've had some pretty spooky nightmares, and my mind sometimes does that Arnold Rimmer "haha what if a bad thing happened!" even in a dream where i have some control. but it pretty much all goes away minutes after i've woken up. it's not like demons/muggers attacking you IRL.

>>81854884
>the actual old userbase of 8
why would you want that?

7chan is still around, they claim to be "like old /b/" a lot. if that's your thing.
420chan was cool, but the kun bloke sniped the domain and made it redirect to "lefty/pol/"? (don't get it tbqh, lefties = druggies?)

Thoughts on the band Interpol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TwC5PKL1Ow

>>81854885
It differs. I guess I don't have enough control to also control their reactions and emotions.

Had about 4 wanks in 24 hours. Brutal. Even watched some lesbian porn for a change.

>>81854891
If you to to tvch(dot)moe, they have a drop down list of all the sites.
I used to go tvch, but it had a real problem with *that* kind of spam and a shortage of mods at a certain point. I don't know if they have pulled their shit together at all.

>>81854907
Well kun now is quite literally just a Q-Boomer site.

lol endchan has some dedicated /ausneets/ board, looks fairly active.

Things still have not been normal in the family since I texted my mum a photo of my anus

>>81854957
is that abnormal in your family?

>>81854961
No it was a moment of madness

I expect people will go to the sharty if 4chan gets blocked

soijak st

But replace "soijak" with "basedjak"

>>81854982
well, i for one won't be joining people.

>>81854982
Shit, fucking wordfilter. Just replace the "i" in "soijak" with a "y"

>>81854991
Yeah I guess breaking the habit is a good idea

>>81854982
I honestly used to think this was a higher IQ general but mongos still believe this

i'm just glad my other favourite message board doesn't host pornography. 1. it's vile, 2. means they won't get Ofcom'd.

8 c h a n . m o e is another site that exists. That's Mark Mann's thing, and I kind of hated Mark, so I didn't really check it out, but it looks like one of the better populated alts.

>>81855000
>I honestly used to think this was a higher IQ general
it is, most people here are above average intelligence.

>>81854996
>I guess breaking the habit is a good idea
oh i didn't mean anything healthy. i meant that website is shite.

going to learn how to irc and see what thats about

>>81855011
Like i say I used to agree with you but not since the Ofcom bollocks. Gullible as fuck

>>81855000
Lots of people went to the sharty when 4chan was hacked a couple months ago

>>81855007
True, that's another one

>>81855014
I went there when 4chan was hacked and it was pretty similar to 4chan (since it was full of people from 4chan at the time, I guess)

How does one get a job in any form of engineering without a degree? I'm great with fixing things. Work on my own car, build gaming PCs, work on circuit boards and soldering. Learnt pretty much everything from YouTube. I want a job where I can fix or make things. I was looking at HVAC Engineer but nothing really comes up for newbies.

me? i'll buy a PlayStation and add HelperLad.

>>81855029
obviously it's all a bit dated, but IRC is fun to just discover random servers/channels in. all the crazies have stuck around. #uk and #truth on Rizon are a laugh.

>>81855030
It's a small minority of mongs.

Not going to mention names, but it's really sad when someone accuses someone else of being low IQ as a generic insult. By all means say it if it's true, and insult them in other ways if you have to. But calling someone low IQ when they aren't screams of insecurity.

>>81855064
Shut up you low iq mong boy.

Here's a new thread about York
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