Unfinished London edition
London is a great city IDC what you lot think
new homes for immigrants x
You'll need this for some of the upcoming posts
>>81850945i like the buses.
Nearly fainted on the way home. Bad times. Must be blood sugar levels. Need food. Big time.
>>81850945One of the best large cities in the world, no question about it. Gets a lot of shit on here from people who have either never been, only been once to the tourist trap bit, or just don't like cities in general. Or they're just scared of life, that's a big one.
34 story tower blocks in small Scottish towns and it lush
>Last week get a GWR train
>Train delayed by an hour
>Sign up to GWR delay refund scheme
>Sudden influx of spam emails
It's all so tiresome
Me? Just scared of life x
>>81850965wouldn't mind moving somewhere like this, there's that one tower block place that's all council flats, everyone is kind of meme-y about it, but it looks fine?
yeah your neighbours might do heroin, so what. my downstairs neighbours are probably respectable people with jobs. doesn't stop their baby crying. at least druggies are fun when you're in the 'in' group.
>>81850980Signed up for a Thameslink refund yesterday, I know different companies are different with response times. Cross country was pretty good
>>81851020I suspect if you had some good noice cancelling headphones you'd be okay.
Can't believe he still buys physical train tickets with cash at the station
>>81851021I got the refund. 12 odd quid. I guess that's what my email is worth.
Chauffeur anon here. Just found out I've got the shit limo today. Anyway. I'll be picking up Warwick Davis later. Is there any way I can subtly let him know I'm a 4channer with plausible deniability?
>>81851039>Can't believe he still buys physical train tickets with cash at the stationWho does?
On this bitch of an Earth it's either spaff or be spaffed in.
That's all it boils down to in the end.
me? never get the train, dont really have anywhere to go so i just dont bother
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thinking about living my life just slightly out of my head on zopiclone.
don't have to be drunk to enjoy life. could just walk around, doing things. bit weird? don't care.
>>81851050>Anyway. I'll be picking up Warwick Davis later.
>>81850954Monkey Madness 2 nearly made me suicidal, kek.
>>81851039Hey that's me. Prefer physical. Simple as. I use manned checkouts also, even if all I have is a pack of custard creams. Boomerbrain
>>81851057>Who does?Several lads on here
>>81851065Just follow the guide. Easy peasy.
>>81851050>I'll be picking up Warwick Davis laterdont forget to bring a step ladder so the wee little cunt can get in
I wouldn't mind bringing Warwick Davis to play golf and then setting him on a tee and smacking him with a driver.
>>81851050as he's getting in say, 'h-ha, there you go, you're a...you're a big guy!'
to the unenlightened, it will be ironic banter.
>>81851079Yeah I know but it's tedious as fuck same as the original. Doing most RuneScape quests without a guide is just asking for a headache.
>>81851098quest helper all the way x
>>81851101Oh aye lad you know it. Haven't played OSRS in like a year mind.
>>81851098Original is fine if you have your prayers, but it can be tedious with the multiple backtracking and jail escapes. I dunno, I still like it
>>81851109me neither mate had to take a break i was playing too much
jokes aside, has anyone actually written what it's like having dwarfism?
i am short, i can pretty easily imagine life a bit taller or a bit shorter. but i can't fathom what it'd be like, just being squat. all the little things we just do by instinct. stairs? doors?
is old school RuneScape good? is it before they made the big switch to 3D? would be fine with either.
>>81851130How short are you? 5 ft 2, me.
>>81851148runescape classic is before the switch to 2d and thats dead. OSRS is pure and utter brainrot, would not recommend
REDDIT NOW BANNED IN THE UK.
Try visiting it.
HearseAnon here. Got a funeral today, no hearse today though I'm just driving the Limosine. How is everyone?
>>81851148Sure if you want to waste what little remains of your life clicking pixels for 4000 hours so a number goes up and then you inevitably quit rendering it all pointless
>>81851180Bit like what you're doing now huh
>went to the dentist for a filling 3 and a half hours ago
>anesthetic hasnt even started wearing off yet
should i be worried?
>>81851148yeah worth playing, but addictive
spent 30k hours on rs
>>81851160>>81851180aren't there some community/hack/open-source servers? i WOULD like to replay the game i played as a young teen, in the mid-2000s.
>>81851165the reddit board for old RuneScape is /r/2007scape right? i want to go to back to 2007.
>>81851180>and then you inevitably quit rendering it all pointlessWhat a really weird mindset.
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End of an era. The 4chan regime has collapsed, Feel Street in ruins... Apus rounded up in the streets, the good ship /britfeel/ sinking beneath the waves the ofcom net closing in... soon we will be unable to post.
it's been an honour lads.
>>81851219best option is 2004scape, don't bother with any other private server
but i would still recommend just playing official, it's still good
Runescape "classic" as it were known and they used to have servers wouldn't even be fun.
>>81851270nothing is fun. everything sucks. i hate everything
>Cloudflare Blocking Access to Internet Piracy Websites in the UK
Tuesday, Jul 15th, 2025 (5:33 pm)
https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2025/07/cloudflare-blocking-access-to-internet-piracy-websites-in-the-uk.html
>>81850945Most posters here don't have the skills or brains to succeed in London. That's why they hate it.
When did people give up on fighting back against internet censorship?
>>81851323I'd go further. Most posters here don't have the skills or brains to succeed. That's why they hate everything.
>>81851299As long as they don't block Nyaa I don't give a flying fuck.
>>81851323Agree. Shippy is a great example of this.
>>81851325what can we do? i agreed with EFF/ORG way back when, thought they were nutters about some things. other things just happened: you're on a HTTPS page RIGHT NOW.
your man on the street doesn't care if the naughty website gets blocked. they don't care about the COMMUNITY only that they've heard something something incels and the far-right.
I was going to immigrate to Japan after uni but they shut the borders due to COVID and i never went and never really recovered
too late now. it's over
>>81851356I'm literally in London now succeeding lad
>>81851361being a dancing monkey would suck anyway
>>81851367post proof wee lad
>>81851373wasn't for JET or anything but yeah would have probably ended up having to do that at some point
maybe I'll go for a long holiday at some point but the thought right now hurts
>>81851361Should've been in Japan right at the start of covid when they stopped people from leaving
>>81851380Currently in a limousine en route to chauffeur Warwick Davis
I really want to fuck an oily Wapanese lass with big tits and a hairy bush. Specifically reverse cowgirl as she is all like "NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH!"
for anyone else who is confused, it is summer. we are going to have young'uns on the /britfeel/.
>>81851415Tell him Leprechaun In Da Hood is your favourite film.
>>81851415aren't limousines meant to have minibars and that, or is that just in cartoons?
>>81851415>back of a car>still no proof
>>81851415what does Warwick Davis need a limousine for
>>81851436Some of them do. Depends on the budget
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>>81851418>Wapanesei won't tell you again
>>81851385NTA but, why have you given up on the idea?
>>81851450For his brothers, lad. There's 7 of them after all.
>>81851454are you saying Warwick Davies is a little short?
>>81851438It's a Limousine, and I'm en route to chauffeur a celebrity. I'd say I'm succeeding in London
>>81851456Whats the issue, lad? You got something against oily Wapanese lassies with big tits and a hairy bush? Corrrrrrr!
>>81851468Succeeding would be you being chauffeured
celebrity would be BEING Warwick Davies.
me? i've met Ant (but not Dec).
>>81851461my working holiday visa expired and they won't reissue it and I'm too retarded to get a visa sponsorship otherwise
When A list celebrities need a ride? They call Shippy. He's quite a big deal.
>>81851482>and they won't reissue itAh that sucks, I can see why you're upset about it.
>>81851479It would be succeeding even more. Anon suggested I'm the perfect example of someone who doesn't have the brains to succeed in London. I'm saying that I'm literally in London now, doing relatively well for myself. I'm associating with celebrities
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>associating with celebrities.
Wapanese tits in my mouth and between my cockle.
>>81851525When was the last time you worked with celebrities?
Might try to ascertain if Warwick has ever been to a Toby, and if so, which ones
>>81851482It was all for a good cause, to flatten the curve and eradicate the virus completely.
Ask Warwick if his dead wife haunts him at night and if her ghost is also a dwarf.
>>81851551imagine how much it would suck if there's an afterlife and we just look like how we do right now. If we don't get a character select screen I'm going to be fucking pissed
Hope he doesn't fall out of the car again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO9ia-OrGUo
Would like to have a go on Warwick's daughter oh aye she's not bad for a dwarf
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>>81851473LOOK mate it not my place to police language but wapanese = white/wannabe Japanese a la wigger
weeaboo = wordfilter (maybe because of jigaboo? then the PBF comic)
it's not about political correctness it's about CORRECTNESS
Be careful lads, Warwick has a grudge against 4chan and he is very short tempered.
Such a broad church here. Provincial box room dwellers and London celebrity chauffeurs
sending twitter message to Warwick warning him of this thread, it not right he end up in same vehicle with the posters here
The only time I ever saw a celebrity in real life was when I saw the actors that played Kirk and Ashley Peacock from Corination Street at some massive open air market in Manchester handing out butchers meat from this big truck for some reason.
>>81851588He might try and sue you mate. He tried to sure 4chan a few years ago and nothing came of it.
>>81851587i can't tell from the phone filenames or whatever but i wonder if chauffeur lad is the same lad who goes around in aeroplanes
same sort of 'i am getting by, but successful' attitude
same going to places
I bet Sean is into dwarf porn because it's the closest thing to CP that is legal. Getting ready for his massive noncing spree in september for when he goes to flamingo land
To the anon that was going to send me the last two digits of my post number in quid.
I have managed to borrow 20 and the local shop let me have a loaf of bread for nothing.
But thanks again, your offer helped me.
corr get in there de lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnVY4T5kKVI
>>81851637grim boomer content
>alcohol is my personality cringe
>>81851637Fucking love Nottingham, what a great place
>>81851624i don't think he cares about legality. suspect he's getting his cocaine through dodgy means.
Shippy are you wearing a suit and tie? Picture please
>>81851654couple of old friends enjoying a pint in a lovely pub and chatting to a camera. I don't see anything wrong with it.
>>81851636Glad to hear things sort of worked out lad
>>81851654what the fuck is 'having a personality', then? i don't drink, drunks are fun, piss off.
there will come a day where i want to make a post on britfeel but there will be no britfeel to go to
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>>81851668Yeah, no cap though
>>81851684we are dependent. maybe this is the best outcome.
Life revolves around 4chan
>>81851684I don't know why but I replaced her face with Tim's and it looks quite funny.
>>81851684Corrr her tits are giving me a proper stiffy. Me shiny cock head is glistening for her.
>>81851740The other way around is quite good too
just want a gf with brown nipples so much its not fucking fair
>>81851805Bloody shit nipples mate ewwww.
>>81851805My ex had brown ones
Been getting into doing a few weights, and a few weeks in, I'm seeing some minor (newb) gainz. Feels good lads
>>81851842Post physique, laddie
Big oily susu tits between my cock. Oh it lush.
>>81851842good lad, you'll get bored in 10 weeks
Your brain will rebel against the routine and you need to do a different routine completely to overcome.
It's well documented.
me? locked into the retro ghetto
>>81851945Aye, but will cross that bridge when I get there
what's better, shaving one's head or growing a greasy NEET mane?
>>81851997Good, i just wanted to prepare you, for victory!
Can't flipping BELIEVE this country, chaps...
Also what's a job I can do one day a week, basically without going outside or talking to people?
Corrrrrrr! It a lush Amazon delivery. Got quite a big martial arts collection now tbqh. Eastern Condors looks 4x lush.
>>81852069QMEE is looking for freelancers
>>81852051We're so back... as the kids say
going to watch this kino because of that pub video
costs 25 gigabytes, two and a half hours long, cor. there's my evening sorted.
>>81852124Can't stand these types of shitty 90s movies. Something about them. Ergh
>Order pizza online
>fees on their website costs more than Just Eat
wut?
>>81852163the sweet spot of 'fun adventure' happened around the time of The Mummy and Pirates of the Caribbean. yeah monsters and that don't exist, but nowadays i don't even know if the actors were actually on a beach. or in some woods.
>>81850928 (OP)Appalling dreadful shit hole
>>81852175They've seen that idiots are willing to pay these prices, so all are taking advantage.
>>81852069oh my days lad!!
>>81852072>Buying from Amazon Error..ok then
>>81852200You're lucky you don't have to live here.
>>81852069Driving a van like shippy
>>81852239Would honestly rather die than live there. Been there a few times, shite every time, full of cunts, filthy, expensive, the list goes on.
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Copying tracks. Please do not remove CD or turn off your Xbox console....
So tired but the bed is occupied for another hour
>>81852359no feels here, don't know what this is. i know one person who had the original Xbox (with the ridiculous controller).
it went Mega Drive -> PlayStation -> now. i'm really sorry but that's just how it was in the UK.
>>81852393>i'm not old i'm not old i'm not old!christ you must be in your late 30s with cope like that
>>81852401early 30s, just skint and didn't stick around with game systems. got a PC, me. enjoy your Xbox Morrowind while i play REAL Morrowind.
>>81852377by whom, laddy?
>>81852410wow, you have a pc that can run morrowind? you must be special lad i can't think of anyoone with that technology
you sound like a right mong
>>81852393>i'm really sorry but that's just how it was in the UKMy family was broke as shit and that isnt how it went.
>>81852414My brother, we share a bed, he works during the night
>>81852426Do you ever masturbate in the bed?
>>81852418yeah not to brag lad but it was a step up from the old Voodoo it was one of them proper GeForce ones that could do the thing where the water looks real.
two computers later, i can STILL run Morrowind, although my brain can't.
>>81852426how come you only have one bed?
I had a pretty wild weekend on the Pride of Rotterdam ferry
>>81852377>>81852426do yous sleep in shifts?
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>bloody tampon in the bin
>I take it home
>masturbate to some goddesses bloody discharge and shoot a thick rope y load
>clean out the cummy bloody tampon pad with my tongue and swallow it
>feel immense joy
hope I dont get aids anyway gunna get comfy in bed watch Star Trek
>>81852466you shouldn't do that, lad. it's not just AIDS.
>>81852466did this with some knickers i found in the woods when i was about 15
>>81852476You ate the entire pair of knickers?
>>81852466if this was anyone else I would shout LARP but you foot mong I believe and no doubt you WOULD do something this gross. Hope it kills you fucking freak.
>>81852489didnt eat them but put them in my mouth and sort of chewed on them a bit, after i got bored of wanking with them i mean
>>81852493just to add, after i got bored of wanking with them and smelling them, the smell wore off pretty quickly actually
>>81852432No there we have a set of rules
>>81852439Cheaper innit
>>81852456I sleep when he works during the night, he sleeps during the day
day 6 nofap for me
bollocks radiating
>>81852509Tell us the rules lad.
>>81852502>>81852493chad panty sniffer you ever used all things worn?
I showed my balls to my father at the big old age of eighteen years old
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if I die cause of the dirty tampon pad cum situation dont tell my mum please brothers
>>81852356Where abouts? I won't disagree
Just watched Hard Boiled for the first time. Fuck me, the amount of shit just flying about on screen at all times is hilarious. Cool film.
Footlad is the best poster this thread has ever had
>Give it all to my biggest hater
>>81852513Are you SURE she has no nudes? Life is so fucking unfair.
>>81852466yeah I think ofcom shutting this hell hole down will be good for everyones mental health.
cor Robin Hood's escaped Israel with one of the Muslims in tow. he is a hero who accepts even the invaders as his friends, whoa.
>>81852476Remember finding a bra in the woods once and being vaguely excited.
Who's out dumping clothes in the woods, anyway? Perverts shagging, and misplacing their stuff?
>>81852669>Robin HoodFucking love Nottingham, world famous city
>>81852493did this with my sisters once only to learn they didn't even need washing. Was still diamonds though
back on my emo shite x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlYnFtILro
>>81852668Oh wow now Ofcom aren't blocking 4chan in the UK they're shutting the whole of 4chan down!
Spastic lol
>>81852706Boohoo de lad boohoo!
>>81852706Can Ofcom literally do anything if the site just refuses to cooperate?
I don't think they actually have the right to tell an American/Japanese run website how to operate.
whenever the Sheriff of Nottingham isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, 'where's Rickman?'
>>81852746In theory they could get British ISPs to block the site but it would require a court order, and they'd need to prove actual, direct and recent harm to specific people or businesses. So, the answer is absolutely not.
>>81852746They've probably already threatened hiromoot with fines, I'd imagine they'll just be ignored
>>81852754>tfw were all here forever
Going to bed now, it free x
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now THIS guy, from Robin of Sherwood, plucked from Excalibur i suppose, THIS lad was a fucking villain. perfectly hateable.
never seen Game of Thrones, guessing the blond lad in that strikes the same chord.
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>called Pirate Software
>is extremely against any form of piracy under any circumstances
god this guy's a faggot, I'm glad the internet is turning on him
watching the British state get completely cucked over the internet is a bit of a lark.
>that time they threatened to have Elon expedited, and he just said "nah"
They're so full of themselves, and so sure of authority that they just don't have. lmao.
Do you think Elon will comply or will he be on our side?
>>81852786Anal Acrobats is unironically one of the best porn series ever produced. Jay Sin is a genius. Very sad that he left the industry on bad terms.
It will all soon be over x
>>81852805>one of the best porn seriesWhat's it about?
>>81852808It's a deep dive into the human anal passage. Extremely hot erotica, but also touching and human in a way you might not expect.
>>81852808It's about a bunch of acrobats who are really anal, in the sense that they are a bit OCD about how they do their acrobatic techniques. Then they shag each other up the arse.
>>81852814Do they use a trapeze at any point?
Temperature's going up again dee lads
>>81852826No I'm afraid not. Jay Sin prefers the intimacy of the gonzo style, but part of what separated Anal Acrobats from other anal-focused series of the time was that it incorporated lots of very different kinds of toys, and even appropriated non-sex toys as sex toys to some remarkable results.
>>81852780I've already done like 12 "don't recommend channels" on youtube to avoid this tedious shit, don't need it in my britfeel tbqhwy
>>81852807;__;
still. this SHOULD be a pub, and we all know it. you could have anime pubs. argue about anime there.
boring and gay you are pal!
know what im gonna make tomorrow? pancakes, gonna make myself some pancakes
People get all weird and sorta passive-aggressive when they notice that you don't care about your job and aren't doing things to "progress". Pretty funny. Like yeah I honestly don't care and am winding down until I leave, problem?
>>81852857been perfecting my pancake recipe lately
>peanut butter>mashed banana >cinnamon >coco powder>little alpine strawberries.Delight
>>81852877a life of work?
it not for me x
Shippy is a nonce erotica connoisseur
>>81852877no one thinks about you as much as you think they do narcissistic mong. you literally get cummed in your arse lmao
>>81852892The truth is, he's not. He has a very quotidien taste.
>>81852893>you literally get cummed in your arse you don't know this for a fact
>>81852891Corrrr it not for me either. Just kinda stuck in the job for the time being.
>>81852893I don't think people think about me. I mean that I had an actual conversation and somebody asked me why I work less hours and I told them and I could tell based on their reaction and the words they gave in reply that they judged me for it somewhat with a hint of jealousy. But yeah keep presuming you know everything.
Best place for book PDFs?
Trying to find Creating confidence: the secrets of self-esteem by Johnson and Swindley to download
>>81852918>>81852919not reading your blog post you massive GAY!
*informs the apus that wulius weaser has been killed*
>>81852885NTA but this just sounds like too much desu. You should pick one flavour and go for it, maybe one plus an accent flavour. But putting like five of them together just tastes like mush.
>>81852928annas archive
prob wil get blocked by ofcom soon
>>81852893>you literally get cummed in your arse lmaoMade me chuckle kek. All his posts really do seem ridiculous when you remember this.
>>81852929gays are just normal now lad it's the future.
Le fat man and le porn addict don't like me oh no! Lmfao. Cry me a river.
>>81852951oh hey surprised this just works without tomfoolery. i know some Library Genesis mirrors were explicitly blocked.
isn't Ofcom specifically censorship (or 'standards') though? not copyright type stuff. that's why the guise of 'child safety' is so insidious, compared to blocking torrents.
Never been a better time to be a NEET
>>81852966if you're calling Chika fat, i am NOT a porn addict.
if it's the other way around, look, i made a mistake with those protein bars, okay? i thought you could just eat them instead of normal meals.
gay man writes some inane shite so I just remember he gets CUMMED in the arse and move on lol x
>>81852997Honestly I just assume golden face laughing meme is shippy. Might be wrong but that's the vibe I get. Don't care either way, there's probably not one poster here who I think has a foundation to criticise me really. Sooo don't care.
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nobody fulfilled my /wsr/ request
22 billion quid black hole, but don't worry we can spend a billion a month on welfare for foreigners and 7 billion on resettling 100k afghans to the uk loooooooooooool
>>81853024Mate, I hate to break it to you, but you get cummed in your arse kek any argument you make is invalid
>>81853024i like the laughing golden face because its cheek + chin forms a willy.
Shippy is you without the s a s s and i mean that as a compliment for once.
>>81853055I don't think we have similarities really. But I don't have that strong of a sense of who is who most of the time on here.
i say, give me a hotel. i don't know anything about running a hotel. but i expect it's like one of those tycoon/sim games. ez.
i'd even willingly house homeless/penniless/addicted people. that'd be nice. as part of the scheme i get a security detail. run a tight ship without losing sight of caring for people. cor.
Why are non-whites so aggressive? What would you do if he attacked you over and over? Silly twat lying to the police too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcSXRN8Ic5o
hello is anyone out there?
>>81853099We discovered the MAOA gene and everyone just sort of forgot about it.
>>81853072i could just be wrong here but autism? or at least some snappy/neurotic defensiveness (complete hypocrite here, mea culpa).
i think the difference is that Shippy doesn't take it well even when it's a good-natured joke, you (usually) do. he STILL goes into the whole "Technically..." mode, and is outright cruel for zero reason. not even as a reaction to anything. Shippy, RELAX PAL
>>81853109Liberals would have everyone believe that a shark is a tiger just having a swim.
>>81853132Ugh you again.
>If I wind someone up enough, they will react, THEN I can say they are defensive/have anger issues etcYawwnnnn
>>81853132We'll need to agree to disagree on this, to me Shippy is the prime example of a lad who can take a joke.
new rimworld expansion is 4000x lush. god bless x
Rimworld? Never heard of it mate, but sounds like Chika might have.
>>81853024you get cummed in the ARNOOSE pal shut up x
you think being cummed in your arse is degrading
but secretly you'd love to know what it's like
>>81853143I gave the game a go and it wasn't for me. But it might be for you.
>>81853139i never left.
>they are defensive/have anger issues etcyeah.
>>81853142fair enough. he's consistent, i'll give him that. just comes off a bit Comic Book Guy at times.
fact is if your arse is getting cummed IN OR ON. you are invalid
>>81853158already done this so much it's actually quite boring
I've buttimpregnated her arsewomb so much it cumburps whenever she walks up the stairs
she just cannot get enough anal
mines totally shaved
feels good
britfeel supreme court declares that arse cumming is gay
Grown man. Arse cummed in.
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United Kingdom is actually alright IMO lads
All this doom and gloom is fed by your algorithm. chin up x
do front-arses count as arses?
>>81853169I can take a joke if it's funny. I take issue when it's unfunny repetitive cringe though. But nobody here knows me irl so there isn't valid material for jokes so it's pointless. Never got why people find themselves so entertained picking apart imagined faults. Might as well literally talk to a brick wall.
>>81853194You serious lad? The country's gone to shit.
>>81853195they do but they are non-gay arses, straight arses, if you will
I have been the cummed in arse and also done the arse cumming so does my opinion mean anything? X
>>81853194not algorithms making it difficult for me to get a council house, increasing the prices of food, making NHS services/waiting lists terrible.
(i mean maybe it is, but my point is that it's happening IRL.)
>>81853192Love it when gimmicks are combined. Really tickles me.
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>>81853204sure but compared to many countries and places you COULD have been born. UK not bad mate.
not saying of course there isnt valid issues we need to address but you know just cheer up a bit you CUMMYARSE!!
>>81853194>United Kingdom is actually alright IMO ladsLaughing my fucking arse off
might start delivering uber eats, but instead of driding a bike ill just run around with the foot, get my steps in
>>81853205cor, imagine having a straight arse. perfectly flush with your back.
if you were born in Latvia just think how shit that would be
>>81853221>bornWhat I will say is it's a good place to be born, but there are much better places to live
>>81853221Those other countries are not my concern desu. I shouldn't have to put up with the quality of my country going to shit. Yeah there's always someone worse off? So? Up until about 60 years ago the vast majority of the world didn't have running water. Relative shittiness is immaterial.
to be fair I live in the countryside far away from blacks browns and yellows on the colour scheme. quite comfy actually and if I see a black one I just think at thats a novelty!
>>81853241I would like to live in Holland somewhere like that :)
>>81853243yeah not sure how to fix it unless we get neet mongs on our shores with air rifles just putting holes in dingys before they get to shore! Oooooh no lifesaver on? not my problem mate shouldnt be trying to cross illegally!
>>81853264>HollandYou mean the Netherlands mate?
>>81852072The Prodigal Son is one of my favourite Hong Kong flicks.
>>81853221every "develop nation in the 21st century" aspect is worse now, though. how's clean water and modern medicine at the moment?
let us whinge, lad.
Thailand has better medical care than the UK, and people are much nicer too. It makes no sense.
>>81853278Yeah but the country Holland lad as I said!!did you do geography?
>>81853287Whinge on pal!
>>81853024Maybe 1/3 to 1/2 of golden laughing face is me. That said Chika. I don't think I've ever attacked or criticised you once. Although you're one of the posters I interact with least. Haven't got anything against you
>>81852072Youd buy DVDs of paint drying to mentally unwell cunt!
>>81853299it's probably really nice here if you're rich.
and then everyone below you is a useful idiot. give me trickle-down comfiness, then adequate end-of-life care. that's NOT a lot to ask for.
you like thailand aye? convince me that you're not a sex tourist
>>81853132Maybe you're mistaking me for someone else. Not denying I occasionally seethe. But it's almost never because someone has ridiculed me
>>81853331Don't be so stupid mate, it's disrespectful to assume that, you're basically saying the only reason to go there is for sex. There's much more to like about Thailand.
https://www.ageofconsent.net/world/thailand
>>81853326Well I'll take your word for it. The constant trolling on here just becomes a mess, sorry for assuming wrong my lid. Tbh though you have once or twice said that I'm dim/not intelligent I think which is uncalled for :).
>>81853355YOUR ARSE HAS BEEN CUMMED ON MATE SHUSH IT
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Damn all this arse talk got me horny
>>81853355I don't recall once asking you a genuine question and you thinking I was someone else and seething.
I'm not sure why Ebin simps for you, I've rarely seen you interact unless you do off thread. You're a long term fellow /britfeel/er so you're good in my book
Shiremoor Toby one day
>>81853361you are dim and unintelligent.
>>81853355>Tbh though you have once or twice said that I'm dim/not intelligent I think which is uncalled for :).Maybe, but definitely not knowing it was you, if that's the case then your comment must literally have been dim.
>>81853373I do* fucking autocorrect
>>81853361So what. You've said this. Move on bro.
>>81853373We good. Timeline got fucked up.
>>81853382Nah it was a direct comment. Nevermind, would have just been a tedious le impersonator then.
>>81853382>if that's the case then your comment must literally have been dim.this is what i mean about the "ah, technically..." thing.
Public place. He has a right to film the Jobcentre. Don't know why they get all pissy about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZj39Gh78Vs
Also no I've never interacted with Ebin outside of here. Dunno why he likes me neither. It partly ironic.
>>81853397very dim of me to repeat my cummed in arse posts lad I am sorry
Me? I just want to swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYl-HO_3Jp0
>Get a job.
Says the immigrant G4S man who gets to stand around a Jobcentre all day. Waste of taxpayer money isn't it?
>>81852940nah, try it. It's good.
Don't even need sugar.
>>81853442lots of jobs available lad have you got your CV up to date?
England is third world now.
>>81853480Normies make this stuff hard to hurt us ;__;
JUST GIVE ME A JOB, AAAAA
>>81852885>>81853474wait so do you just put some/all of those into the batter?!
i could see bananas adding the sweetness (and savoury pancakes are a thing).
>>81853485ah okay anon. Have you tried updating your CV or do you not have one?
>>81853486Put the bananas and peanut butter and seasons in with the batter, and mash them up, then place the strawberries on top when it's in the pan
>>81853480I haven't worked in over a decade mate. Even retail requires so much bullshit now for the privilege of earning minimum wage. There are more people than jobs.
>>81853484i know what i'm MEANT to care about, but it really just looks like London.
Maybe like a teaspoon coco powder, and half that much of cinnamon. I just kinda tip them in though.
>>81853507actually sounds like a cracking idea honestly. might try this next time i have eggs.
had a vegan friend who made banana 'ice cream' by blitzing bananas with some some milk. wasn't bad. made me realise how much you can get sweetness in things, even desserts, without ADDING sugar.
onions caramelise themselves YOU DON'T ADD SUGAR TO 'CARMELIZE' THEM, AMERICANS
chatting up a new girl
this might be my new chance x
>>81853353It's 16 in England. Why aren't you shagging teenagers here?
>>81853520fair enough lad why bother
Might play some Prison Architect. Haven't played it in years
>>81853557Also in Thailand I'm pretty sure if you're over 18 and they're under it's illegal
>>81853557i care about who i'm shagging, and probably wouldn't get on with them as people.
nothing like a group of non shaggers discussing shagging
sad sad state of affairs
I lost my virginity to my fleshlight
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Government spending is ridiculous. G4S rake in billions from the British taxpayer. All them staff protecting an empty Jobcentre. Why do they hire this many on one shift?
>>81853612obsessed with your auditing videos arentcha
favourite video game?
tekken 5 for me
>>81853612Do you have a job?
think I know the answer hehe
>>81853622Sonic 3 & Knuckles
>>81853619I do the occasional audit.
>>81853624I don't want to work for minimum wage.
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Cant STAND these two cunts. I wish they were dead!
Why work? I personally see no point. You think it really improves your life?
>>81853645>I do the occasional audit.laughing my fking arse off
>>81853612Incase some munter has a mong out over being sanctioned
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cor i have almost caught 'em all.
might start posting in my britfeel post style on outer r9k
>>81853691>in my britfeel post style your fucking what
>>81853677Two security guards should be enough for a mong. The mong could still bring a whole gang over and overpower all the security guards anyway.
>>81853699my britfeel posting style xx
IT'S GETTTING HARD TO BREATHE
YOU'RE FEELING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
THEY TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST LIKE WEED
THAT THIS CAN HAPPEN YOUR FIRST TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7gbFMWZWlo
>>81853645ah okay I take it you have a degree or a trade skill then to earn more and carve a path for yourself?
>>81853622Too many to list, but my meme answer is Metal Slug (probably 3, to be specific).
>>81853622Oblivion
It's obviously flawed to fuck, but I mostly love it for the world and quests.
>>81853716Love me some fooking Viagra Boys
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Now this is fucking LUSH. We got that fruit pie, we got those guck minis, we got that pumpkin pie, we got that fresh butter, we got that sourdough luxury loaf, we got that cheese board, we got that pint, we got that sea serpent stew to dip all the bread in and it all served up in Seaside's personal quarters after long sail journey here.
You only have to look here to see how grim the jobs market is. If normies aren't getting employed, then autistic, long-term unemployed men will never get a job. I don't even bother. It's just a waste of effort.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/
>>81853716viagra boys not really my thing saw them live once though
I feel like 90% of the posters here are just these lads spamming constantly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU
>>81853747i've had 3 interviews in the last year, trying my best in life, wiping my arse with my computer science degree x
>>81853754CAN OF STRONGBOW I'M A MESS
>>81853766I SAT AROUND THE 'OUSE WANKIN
>>81853729replayed it for a bit recently. it's 100% more fun to play than Morrowind. really, a mod to disable the level scaling shit fixes so, so much. (just ignore fast travel.)
>>81853763I don't have a degree. Getting one would be an expensive and impossible journey.
>1 BILLION A MONTH IN BENNIES FOR 3RD WORLDERS. IT LUSH AND I MEAN LUSH. WOW. WHAT AN EXPERIENCE. BETTER THAN GIVING IT TO THE BOOKIES EH?
Had a curry for the first time in about 2 years today
>>81853484There are millions of people who look at this and just feel nothing
>>81853786you could wipe your arse with it though saves on toilet paper
>>81853747>jobs market>marketthere used to be jobs FAIRS.
>>81853778I feels like TES is just a sliding scale of "interesting world" vs "steamlined gameplay" and for me Oblivion sits nicely in the middle.
Morrowind is definitely the deeper game and more fun to break, but unless you build right you can fucking just kneecap your run speed to a snail's pace right from the off.
Skyrim obviously has the smoother gameplay but the world and everything in it is such fucking shit.
>>81853798what curry did you go for lad? how was it?
>>81853786>Getting one would be an expensive and impossible journeyYou know they give you loans and even some grants to pay for it right? And the loans don't even kick in until you earn a half-decent wage, and repayments aren't that much of a shitter?
And it gets wiped clean after however many years anyway?
Expensive ain't an excuse mate.
As long as I can get bennies to buy vidya, I don't think I see any reason to take out my anger on society.
Mum is having trouble pooing while on monjarno and yesterday she took a high strength laxative and she has been shitting through an eye of a needle all day. Said she has been to the toilet 16 times and lost 6 pounds in shit weight.
>>81853822That's unlikely if you're over the age of 25. They can also reject you for any reason.
>>81853747>Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps and hand in your CV to the worker behind the counter. Worked for me back in the 50s. Go on stop being a wuss.
>>81853829>monjarnoTell her stop using that fucking shite and install arch instead
>>81853838Pretty sure it's any age and they only reject you if you earn money over a threshold, or you're dependent on parents and they're rich.
Could be wrong though about the age shit, not like I had to check.
>>81853845Dont think she can install a computer programme into her body yet lid. If she is still alive in the 2050s she might.
>>81853819Chicken Tikka Masala, Pilau Rice, Peshwar Naan, 2 poppadoms. It lush x A cudwell special
Barely eaten anything today
>>81853829You ever get a really hard one that feels like it came out with it's boots on, an wonder how long that sneaky cunt been hiding upthere?
Eat yer yoghurt, chaps.
If I wanted a degree I can get work to pay for it.
>>81853763We get lots of applicants for devs at our place, but honestly most of the applicants are not very good. And our coding tests aren't even that complicated.
DO NOT EVER GET A COMPUTER SCIENCE DEGREE
LISTEN TO MY WARNING
>>81853805i always wonder if some of the Oblivion streamlining was a later decision, like when you hear horror stories about studios editing a film towards the end of production.
why have horses if you can 'jump right to the fun'? lads i want to walk around your world and find shit. it's fun.
definitely a good romp as a dungeon crawler though, adding physics was a 10/10 move. wish more puzzles used it.
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We need to go back to our roots lads.
National rail app is basically useless. If you know the network, you know the shortcuts
>>81853879I'm too much of a brainlet desu
National express smells like fucking shite every time
Flixbus way better x
>>81853879I got a computing degree that isn't even as good as CompSci and got a job in months.
But that was years ago.
>>81853899Totally pointless these days mate, I should have become an artist instead
>>81853880I know some of it was intentional. If you didn't know, Ma'iq the Liar is basically some weird dev insert that makes fun of all the cut mechanics they thought people would complain about or some shit.
I think almost all of it was just "oh god we have to fit this shit on the Xbox 360" and most of the effort went into the sheer level of spoken dialogue.
>>81853910computers can make art now. computer scientists saw to that.
>>81853916What about physical paintings, I could be world famous painter and rich af
Anyone want to buy one of my pieces starting at 200 quid
>>81853910I dunno mate we still hire grads and we want you to have the shiny piece of paper. Just my place is a small company so it's not like we hire en masse, but I know all we ask for is "degree + not shit on the test + not a total retard during the interview".
>>81853927can you just BE a painter? i feel like they get lucky with knowing people.
do still paint though, it's good.
>>81853890I'm a train Chad myself
>>81853935Yeah but you're hiring one or two people out of hundreds that are applying to it, it's too competitive even for tiny local companies. Plus you have mid levels going for junior roles.
>>81853960Me 2 mate sometimes there's no trains though
Warwick Davis sharted all over the seats. I was as polite, professional and understanding as I could be, but when I reminded him of the set soiling fee of 250 bong he went ballistic, he seemed to take it really personally as well, I told him that it's not my decision and company policy, and that even I thought it was ridiculous, he still started calling me names and making offensive gestures towards me, Suffice it to say I won't be carrying Warwick around again.
>>81853965Not really, it'll be 10s of people, tops. Only 100s if we sit there and keep looking. We do it through an agency.
We also don't hire midrange devs in roles we want for junior as the pay is naturally not as good.
That and weirdly we find that games with a small amount of experience often don't live up to the experience/pay they have.
>>81853960>I'm a train Chad
Wonder if I should change my dns after hearing cloudflare is geoblocking sites because of Ofcom. What are you lads using? I hope you're not sending your web site lookups unencrypted on the isp dns.
>>81853983Ckin hell lad did you have him perched on your shoulder like a pirates parrot?
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it almost Friday!!!! AHHHH YES!!!
>Warwick Davis sharted all over the seats. I was as polite, professional and understanding as I could be, but when I reminded him of the set soiling fee of 250 bong he went ballistic, he seemed to take it really personally as well, I told him that it's not my decision and company policy, and that even I thought it was ridiculous, he still started calling me names and making offensive gestures towards me, Suffice it to say I won't be carrying Warwick around again.
now this is an epic goldenfeeler post, one for the lore archives. anyone else do a hearty kek?
>>81854014im on that nofap so stop posting that
>>81854014As a NEET, every day is Friday
>>81854019now this is an epic samefag post
>>81854013cor is this our B?
trip on lad we miss you.
>Suffice it to say I won't be carrying Warwick around again.
>>81854028nah lad remember he said he NEVER posts off-trip anymore
even though he clearly does
>>81854028Ok if it makes you happy. Havent had anything interesting to say to be honest.
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>>81854022yes but as a neet you never experience the Monday which makes that Friday so good. so really what are you experiencing? hmmmm pondering such thoughts!!!
>>81854004Well sounds better than the companies I've interviewed for then
>>81854049I still feel different on mondays and fridays. It lush. I even get the Sunday evening blues still.
>>81854060right but you dont have a job or any reason to get out of bed. You know no one relying on you to show up and contribute!!so what Monday feeling and Friday feeling do you experience
>>81854038Only post I made today was that Argos mascot thing. Hate those two cunts me. Something about them makes my blood boil.
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Being employed provides a steady income which allows you to support yourself and make plans for the future. It gives structure to your days and helps build a sense of purpose. You have chances to learn new skills and grow as a person. Regular work brings social contact which can improve your mood and mental health. Over time employment often leads to more stability and respect in society.
>>81854043you're just sound. ignore that one seether.
i also hereby summon x, eva6, and EVEN HelperLad (if he behaves).
>>81854090Mate did you see HHls breakdown again last night? bunch of racist mentally retarded shit haha
>>81854089>I was in shaking my painfr fr though it's a strange abbreviation. same number of syllables. wtf is the point.
It another rainy day, hunting for Lox meat and fine wood postponed till the weather better. It not right it so wet all the time, can't fight in wet clothes against megafauna that will stomp me flat in a second. Just wish sun would come out.
>>81854097yeah there's just no talking to him, is there. simply goes off on one, every time.
did enjoy his little summary at the end. he'll either end up dead or find Jesus, i reckon.
>>81854089When I had a job I was miserable and all the people there were insufferable cunts. depends on the situation innit.
Post-400 anxiety rising fast. New one please asap.
>>81854136give it a rest you absolute mongoloid
cancer
>>81854107how's the vvarvery doing?
>>81854142it's okay for a friend or loved one's mental health problems to affect you too.
>>81854129sometimes if you find assholes everyday and not just once in a while
you you are the asshole.
>>81854146The meat was a little gristly tonight. Managed to check off Toby Carvery Snaresbrook. Roasties were very good and I could see the cook made some effort with the gravy as it had more depth of flavour compared to their normal instant. The vegetables were acceptable but had languished beneath the lights for a little too long. It rounded off a good day, really enjoyed speaking to Warwick to be honest.
working a job just helps x
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Collecting stamps for my ale trail card. Good to see britfeel's favourite pubs featured.
>>81854167Name says it all
>>81854192does CAMRA still give you those "50p off a pint at Wetherspoons" coupons?
i remember being a 'young member' (under 30 or whatever it was lol), paid for itself at the lower rates.
Skies finally cleared. Need to get that fine wood to get a powerful new longbow.
We got that archery skill up to respectable level considering how hard it is to level compared to most melee skills but the wood is a pain the backside to get as any concentration of fine wood is located in the most hostile of places. The Shrine of Seetheluth lurks in the distant as a foreboding and deadly promise to me and the other SeasideSAILORS. It just me tonight but one day we have to assault that big claw looking thing in the distance.
Well, I've just had them in the back of my cab and I can't believe what he's done. He is shat all over the back of the cab and I told him, sorry I just need to relax a bit because I need to calm down, I told him that it's a set 250 quid soiling fee and he went ballistic. He went absolutely crazy and I said, look I'm sorry Warwick, you've soiled the cab, you're gonna have to pay and he has lost the plot about it and he's not happy. He's taken it really personally, even though it's not my decision, it's a company decision and even though I said to him, look I think it's ridiculous, it's a lot of money, it doesn't cost this much to get it valid, but this is what they charge and it's not my decision. I can't let you off the fee, unfortunately, otherwise it will be on my head. So yeah, what do you think about that?
just kekked everywhere at that epic post
how is he so funny? just did such an epic lol so simply epic my neighbours joined in too.
>>81854215Probably not these days. Pub landlords are very greedy.
>>81854236>it will be on my head.well, that's what happens when you're carrying him around like that.
>>81854271he must have a fair bit of dosh on him for that to happen
>>81854263spoons is a big company and a 'pubco' but they ARE a free house who do pints of real ale. i remember the one magazine where they started including pints of real ale in those 'includes a drink' offers after a lad wrote in. maybe sometimes it's that simple.
are there any benefits, besides 10% off a book or something? do you go to meetings? might not be a bad way to meet people tbqh.
we all Real Ale Twats in life
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No scallies or tourists allowed in her pubs.
>>81854271>>81854295quick reverse search, looks like their whole gimmick is anticipating exactly these responses and becoming internet/magazine famous over it. then posting about it. rinse and repeat.
>>81854014trip on sean, honestly don't know why you even bother to post off trip
>>81854236Really enjoy this post. I can only imagine what a gem of an individual typed it out. Real craftmanship there
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>tfw local doesn't have pies on the bar
debating whether to have this last zopiclone
Remember when shitlibs were spazzing out over Sarah Palin? They were saying she's going to be the next Hitler and shit. Wild.
>>81854368Classic british pub grub dying out in favour of far more flavoursome avocado toast, succulent birria tacos, katsu sandos, tikka masala and doner kebabs The steak and kidney pie regarded as old people food and it dying out, so is are ham and mustard sandwiches etc. It good riddance, 90% of English food is dogshit. there are just better foods elsewhere
>>81854368You must be going to lower class pubs that serve low quality beer.
>>81854410y-yeah, that's what i must be doing.
>>81854403>Remember when shitlibs were spazzing out over Sarah Palin?you're in /britfeel/ not /yankfeel/ little lad
>>81854403They say that about everyone and then forget they ever said it the next time someone new comes along
Aint' gonna lie, we're just gonna have to start cooking potatoes.
Every potato you see, just cook the fucker.
Cook every potato in the patch. It's the only way they'lll ever get eaten.
People are MAD, if think otherwise.
>>81854345Doesn't resemble a Helper post at all, and regardless, why would he even post off-trip at all?
>>81854403Everyone is always the next Hitler.
>>81854271I get upset if theres a loud noise in the kitchen so me getting married is an almost impossible task. Also I am nowhere near that wide kek.
Rimworld. Rim. Like rimming? Hilarious
Would be good to have HHL as prime minister.
>>81854526everyone is HHL to him. He's a bit schizo
That Palestine video finished jammers off for good
>>81854407That's very unhygienic. I didn't think it was quite literally pies on the bar. I've never been in a pub so I guess they do that?
>>81854553Wonder if he watched the Manchester one where they started arresting them Palestine mongs for supporting a terrorist group. I was so happy to see that.
>>81854553all these mongs are weirdly zionist so if he was doing the same, don't think it's that
>>81854532i think the next Hitler will be Jeremy Corbyn's son. he's bound to go to prison for his cannabis racket one of these days.
>>81854579what has jeremy corbyn's son got to do with weed?
>>81854559Nothing unhygienic about it once counter sprayed, scrubbed and cleaned.
Saves up on washing up, it saves the environment and is more like how our ancestors used to eat from platters.
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so tired de lids x
Sleep well <3 x
>>81854592Tommy Corbyn runs a company called the National Hemp Service. all hemp/CBD products, you understand.
dreams are quite mad arent they, dreamed last night I was in a house party, large place and I was going through different rooms and it felt incredibly real, I go into one and theres a girl. We make eye contact and suddenly I feel like I recognise her and she recognises me and I remember all this random stuff about her and she knows me, ive seen her a couple of times in various dreams, it felt similar to bumping into a friend. The brain is weird, why would it retain all this information on a seemingly made up person, we talked about all sorts of shit which continued on from when we last spoke, its weird. Not the first time this has happened, there have been other locations or dream people Ive come across who I have a sort of relationship with, but why?
>>81851361I went to Japan last year from November to May. It was enjoyable. Too many tourists though. I kinda wish I went back in the mid 2000s. Japanese people weren't used to seeing white dudes back then so you would've been more mysterious to them. Now they simply don't care about foreigners
>>81854634learn to lucid dream lad. maybe you could have full-on conversations, with complete awareness and memory of them (jot them down afterwards).
or it's like Ramona Flowers and she's using your dreams as a ninja delivery girl. track her down IRL.
>>81854642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkI
>>81854663>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkIKek. When I was walking through Asakusa with a few white buddies I met one night, a load of Japanese dudes starting shouting
>GAJIN GO HOMEAt us.
aint gonna lie, if it on like this, we're gonna have to start picking turnips.
every man'll have to volunteer to pick a turnip.
pick every turnip in the patach,
RIDICULOS
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We hunt those Lox, we need so many bones to upgrade the new bow I've made myself - it special and harder hitting than other bows but requires long draw back time.
Besides that, I should really start farming then rather than hunting them to extinction, a nice little herd of tamed Lox could do wonders for the SeasideSETTLEMENT.
>>81854701he's been apprehended under the emergency powers granted by the Online Safety Act.
>>81854653wish I could somehow be aware that I'm dreaming in dreams but I enjoy how real they feel sometimes, how do you start to learn?
we going to kun when here is blocked?
>>81854722Sucks for him. Must be very stressful having to explain britfeel to normies.
>Current Users: 222,074
Wonder how much it will drop
Swan lad's bail conditions mean he can't post anymore on 4chan.
>>81854736maybe /x/ has guides still. just google 'lucid dreaming' and try to sift through all the shite.
simple trick was: while awake, every time you see a clock, ask yourself 'am i dreaming?' until it becomes routine. then you do in the dream. but now there are no clocks anywhere.
for me it was getting all excited once i was aware and breaking out of the dream which was shite. full closed-eye visuals on LSD though, corrrr now there's some adventures.
>>81854741In the secret britfeel discord where we can slag off females without them knowing. Dick pic verification only.
Remember when she said something to me at mcdonalds? She doesn't know I am her fan.
>>81854736Everytime I realize (I look at my watch and if the numbers keep changing I know it's a dream) I just end up raping a woman.
>>81854741that lad is insane. maybe moot became a "tech bro", he didn't even like anime in the end, but he wasn't actively some politics guy.
Glad my boxroom is far from the road. Imagine playing your vidya and you're forced out of your boxroom because normie scum can't stop taking drugs. The only way I'm leaving is being dragged out by rozzers.
>>81854836One of my neighbours had a car crash through their living room a few years back
>>81854836Imagine you were having a wank in that bed and then the wall comes down and everyone sees you wanking
>>81854772>>81854824ive heard that (and I dont know if this is just a spooky bullshit myth) that once the dream people know that you know youre dreaming they can turn hostile, is this true? that would be spooky
It misty and foggy day at the SeasideSANCTUARY. Ship is anchored at port, portals have been calibrated, have had food imported to keep us full beyond just eating Lox meats - it's hard to get good carbohydrates when you're on the frontier, loads of steaks from beasts and fruit from bushes but finding a good potato or turnip almost impossible in this climate.
>>81854849or youve just spaffed and when the wall comes down you die in the rubble and when they drag you out your willy is out and theres dried spaff all over you
>>81854824Dreams are the closest you'll get to women
>>81854853My dream people just get raped if I know I'm dreaming, so dunno.
>>81854741Don't go kun. There's a bunch of other alt-chans where the actual old userbase of 8 fled to.
>>81854875do they actively resist or go along with it as its your dream?
>>81854884such as?
FUCK OFF FILTER
>>81854853i've read coma patients say they had PTSD from their coma nightmares.
i don't know. i've had some pretty spooky nightmares, and my mind sometimes does that Arnold Rimmer "haha what if a bad thing happened!" even in a dream where i have some control. but it pretty much all goes away minutes after i've woken up. it's not like demons/muggers attacking you IRL.
>>81854884>the actual old userbase of 8why would you want that?
7chan is still around, they claim to be "like old /b/" a lot. if that's your thing.
420chan was cool, but the kun bloke sniped the domain and made it redirect to "lefty/pol/"? (don't get it tbqh, lefties = druggies?)
Thoughts on the band Interpol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TwC5PKL1Ow
>>81854885It differs. I guess I don't have enough control to also control their reactions and emotions.
Had about 4 wanks in 24 hours. Brutal. Even watched some lesbian porn for a change.
>>81854891If you to to tvch(dot)moe, they have a drop down list of all the sites.
I used to go tvch, but it had a real problem with *that* kind of spam and a shortage of mods at a certain point. I don't know if they have pulled their shit together at all.
>>81854907Well kun now is quite literally just a Q-Boomer site.
lol endchan has some dedicated /ausneets/ board, looks fairly active.
Things still have not been normal in the family since I texted my mum a photo of my anus
>>81854957is that abnormal in your family?
>>81854961No it was a moment of madness
I expect people will go to the sharty if 4chan gets blocked
soijak <dot> st
But replace "soijak" with "basedjak"
>>81854982well, i for one won't be joining people.
>>81854982Shit, fucking wordfilter. Just replace the "i" in "soijak" with a "y"
>>81854991Yeah I guess breaking the habit is a good idea
>>81854982I honestly used to think this was a higher IQ general but mongos still believe this
i'm just glad my other favourite message board doesn't host pornography. 1. it's vile, 2. means they won't get Ofcom'd.
8 c h a n . m o e is another site that exists. That's Mark Mann's thing, and I kind of hated Mark, so I didn't really check it out, but it looks like one of the better populated alts.
>>81855000>I honestly used to think this was a higher IQ generalit is, most people here are above average intelligence.
>>81854996>I guess breaking the habit is a good ideaoh i didn't mean anything healthy. i meant that website is shite.
going to learn how to irc and see what thats about
>>81855011Like i say I used to agree with you but not since the Ofcom bollocks. Gullible as fuck
>>81855000Lots of people went to the sharty when 4chan was hacked a couple months ago
>>81855007True, that's another one
>>81855014I went there when 4chan was hacked and it was pretty similar to 4chan (since it was full of people from 4chan at the time, I guess)
How does one get a job in any form of engineering without a degree? I'm great with fixing things. Work on my own car, build gaming PCs, work on circuit boards and soldering. Learnt pretty much everything from YouTube. I want a job where I can fix or make things. I was looking at HVAC Engineer but nothing really comes up for newbies.
me? i'll buy a PlayStation and add HelperLad.
>>81855029obviously it's all a bit dated, but IRC is fun to just discover random servers/channels in. all the crazies have stuck around. #uk and #truth on Rizon are a laugh.
>>81855030It's a small minority of mongs.
Not going to mention names, but it's really sad when someone accuses someone else of being low IQ as a generic insult. By all means say it if it's true, and insult them in other ways if you have to. But calling someone low IQ when they aren't screams of insecurity.
>>81855064Shut up you low iq mong boy.