Highcliffe Castle edition

Happy Birthday eva6 <3

birthday sex with eva6

>>81861125
We have a /britfeel/ cake for such occasions

jayden james bang bus where the one lad can't get an erection

>>81861133
RealityKings deleted so much of their 2000-2010 era scenes. Luckily, you can still find mega packs on torrent sites

In fact, Aylo deleted loads of their old Brazzers scenes too, mostly 'risky' stuff like pornstar punishment or anything with a non consensual theme

I mean yeah this is true. They know what they're doing. The real blackpill is that this is all according to plan.

>>81861151
Yeah it sucks but you can still download the complete pornstar punishment series from torrents. The real crime is that we will never ever get 'Romains Of The Day' - a MFF anal threesome with Danny D fucking both Sandra Romain and Alice Romain. The scene got VERY spicy apparently, like literal actual incest with them, that's why they never released it. They did release a trailer but that just makes it worse in a way. Like yeah that scene existed, it was real, they filmed it and now... it will never come out. RIP

Not the best thread we've ever had

>>81861187
Someone compiled a list of all the deleted scenes on the adultdvdtalk forum. It was quite fun trying to source them all.

The UK now has the highest rape rates in the developed world LMAO.

Country and rape rate per 100k population:
>UK - 109
>Sweden - 85.9
>Panama - 76.2
>Iceland - 68.7
>France - 59
>St Kitts and Nevis - 48.3
>Denmark - 48.1
>El Salvador - 43.2
>USA - 41.8
>Norway - 41.5
>Costa Rica - 39.4
>Bolivia - 34.8

Things aren't getting any better are they, they aren't getting any less tiresome?

>>81861210
reported rapes

>>81861210
oh it lush x

Ebin probably in the slots now, smartly dressed, but losing money.

sent my job apps out for today x

>>81861208
Did they actually manage to compile them all? I know people tried to get partial lists made up a while ago, but haven't seen a full list. Got a link?

>>81861210
Lovely that is

He on that healthy grind

>>81861231
Proud of me lid

>>81861210
rookie numbers indeed

>>81861231
90 quid for a helmet that likely does sod all in the case of a real accident and makes drivers drive worse around you out of hubris

Lush

>>81861243
What's the resale value of a 90 quid helmet? 5 quid? 10 at a stretch?

>>81861227
It was only a partial list, posted in the Porn Pool section. I can't find it now, possibly deleted by the cuck mods. but I have a saved text file on my external drive at home.

>>81861125
thank you very much anon i liked this

>>81861143
Why did they delete them?

>>81861256
Is that the one where they ripped the metadata from the website and used it to make the list? Where some of the entries are like
>[unknown scene] length - XX:YY resolution - XxY
like that?
If so I think I might have seen it before.

>>81861125
Is this AI? Looks very real

>>81861254
don't think cex takes those so it's all dead money

>>81861226
Stop posting this whore she never got naked so she's a bitch.

>>81861260
The Brazzers purge I think was due to some concerns over scenes getting too rough opening them up to obscenity lawsuits (never happened btw, so a ton of porn just got lost for no reason). But for the life of me I don't know why RK did it. Their scenes were totally tame by all standards, just regular porn. Really fucking sucks.

>>81861278
Maybe doing the same as the likes of Disney+ or Netflix where there wasn't enough engagement with that content for it to be worth the storage costs. Fuck knows.

>>81861263
Can't remember now. I saved it a few years ago. Some data was taken from IAFD I know that much
>>81861260
There is no official word why, but most likely risky themes that Aylo want to now distance themselves from

have got a surprise birthday gift for eva ;)

>>81861283
Possible but I think unlikely. From talking to other people online there was no clear pattern of the scenes being unpopular. In fact part of the reason why it annoyed so many people was because they got rid of some really good ones.

>>81861258
special birthday masturbation tonight queen?

Ebin will make it in comeback August

>Grown men writing paragraphs about porn videos being deleted

>White
>Internet racist
>Went through a sissy hypno phase
>Is a big fan of early BLACKED
Why is this so common?

>>81861329
It's not, its mostly Pajeets and Chinks absolutely seething at whites, and LARPing

Does anyone else love to just randomly go to new towns and explore for a bit?

>'Do you think there are people in this country who have a culturally very different view of women?'
>'I'll tell you the group of people who are most likely to abuse... that is men.'

There you go lads. There's no particular problems with any alien groups, it's all just men. Stupid men!

early BLACKED was a little too new wave for my taste

took a chunk out of my nostril whilst trimming my nose hairs ffs

>>81861346
I used to. But it's all the same now. Same when I go abroad.

>>81861348
Those heckin men!

>>81861346
I have a big map of the UK and I put stickers on every town and city I've visited. I don't count 'passing through it on a train'. Now and then I'll look at the map to randomly determine which new place I'll go visit next.

>>81861346
I would do if there was anything to explore. But they're all the same now.
>go to new town
>grey, dingy, dirty post-soviet shithole
>litter, tramps and graffiti everywhere
>groups of foreigners milling around
>shuttered up high street
>turkish barbers, bookies, american candy shops, 'vape' stores, phone repair shops, discount poundland type shops
>maybe a mcdonalds with half a dozen foreign deliveroo bikers outside
>jobcentre
>ugly council estates that stink of weed
rinse and repeat

>>81861357
>>81861365
Imagine being this depressed

>>81861329
Lad I'm part of those circles on twitter and it's all just a fetish. BNWO is just a fetish, it's a kink, we're all just having fun with a taboo thing to get us off.

Nowhere to "explore" in this country
I recommend visiting Thailand

>>81861348
>so are you going to answer the question or not?

>>81861323
They should just be honest about deleting porn from their sites instead of hoping their subscribers won't notice

>>81861364
Would love to see that map.

>>81861370
It's called going outside and experiencing life. Try getting out of your little boxroom sometime

>>81861370
I'm not one of those two, nor am I depressed, but it's basically true. I still love exploring new towns though because despite virtually all of them being shit, there's still something different about each one.

>>81861382
Bit too personal to share pal
>>81861388
Oh don't worry about me lad, I go out plenty. I guess it's about having a positive mindset when you go out because I don't see your representation of 'every town' when I go exploring.

>>81861323
Porn and porn fans are unironically the best things in my life. Porn makes me happy and the porn community has been the best group of people I've ever interacted with. They're happy and supportive and optimistic and always eager to help and support no matter what. My best friends in life are my twitter porn mutuals. I say that without a shred of hyperbole. I have loved porn for nearly a decade and I will always love it. It's my hobby, it's how I spend my free time, watching it and reading forums and interacting with porntwitter etc.

Nowt wrong with it imo.

LOOK AT ME IM EXPERIENCING LIFE BY WALKING AROUND SHITHOLE TOWN IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY THAT HAS ALL THE SAME SHIT AS THE SHITHOLE TOWN IM FROM
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Not to brag, but I challenge anyone to beat me at this.

Last time I got 556. I'll try again now
https://cityquiz.io/quizzes/uk

Been watching a bunch of motorbike tests on youtube and every single place just looks the exact same.

Anyone watch Simon Wilson on YouTube? He makes it look so easy to talk to people. Wish I had his confidence.

>>81861405
>cities quiz
>also includes towns
No ty

>>81861404
I can't imagine you being happy in life

Hope I win the lottery so I can get a girlfriend

>>81861412
Yea I couldn't do what he does. I don't mind speaking to people where I have to but he's next level. Makes for entertaining videos though. A good recent one I watched was him on a train in (think it was) Kazakhstan.

>>81861404
Based take. This country is grim. Cannot wait to leave it

Gonna have a big midlife crisis, buy a dilapidated building, and open an arcade. Fuck it. I want to play with pinball machines.

>>81861398
You need therapy lad

Odd how there was no seething and doomposting when hhl was banned.

WHY ARE THERE NO PINBALL MACHINES WITHIN WALKING DISTACNE
AAAAA.A SOCIETY HAS FAILED ME
MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS ARE NOT MET
ANFRRY ANGRY
RAGE

>>81861465
Mate we all know 'garn spoons' just means the trip's coming off.

>>81861412
It's all practice lad. He's a former estate agent so got loads of practice talking to people through work. And if you go back to his earliest videos you can see he's nowhere near as confident talking to strangers.

>>81861398
So you watch it when you're not wanking?

some good ideas in here for lads who are keen on getting out of their box rooms and exploring nice places
https://www.frieze.com/article/8-exhibitions-uk-stately-homes-see-summer

How soon after using a fleshlight do you need to clean it? Am I ok to just wash it tomorrow morning instead of right after?

>>81861547
It takes 5 mins just clean within half an hour of using it

>>81861547
You want to wash it right away lad to keep it in best possible condition. Mine starts to reek of fish if I don't wash it after use

>>81861533
Not going to anywhere owned by National Trust, they're tyrants and try to censor legal filming and drone usage

>>81861547
You could have washed it in the time it took you to ask this question

I usually wear a condom when having sex with the fleshlight. For one thing it avoids clean up, but also I use it as a cuck fantasy. I get my fleshlight warmed up with a big black dildo imagining it's a black guy fucking her bareback, and then I get sloppy seconds with a condom on.

>>81861558
you are beyond help, anon

>>81861547
Just run it under a tap for a minute

>>81861569
Why do you support tyrants?

>>81861572
I support anyone who upsets you

Pinball Arcade used to be good until they lost half their licenses. Pinball FX ain't bad but preferred Pinball Arcade.

>>81861547
Just use a condom and you save yourself the cleaning

Did you lads know that Autism is a superpower?

Anyone ever banged a tranny escort?

>>81861590
Make sure it's waterbased lube only though

just puked =/

>>81861598
Yeah I do it once a month as a payday treat. Been doing it for a few years now.

I usually cum into a mug. I use the same mug every time, but refuse to call it my 'cum mug' even though it is

>>81861583
I gotta hop on Visual Pinball or whatever it's called. The fan made "pinball emulator"

>>81861607
Nice. Not worried about getting an STD though? Do you top or bottom? Anything hot you could share?

>>81861609
Just use a sock

>>81861622
What's your favourite table? Quite the fan of No Good Gopher just because I got really good at it on Pinball Arcade. Black Knight 2000 is cool too. I do enjoy the old ones before all the fancy electronics. Pinball Arcade had a good choice of those.

>>81861625
I can rinse a mug out under the tap. A sock, I would have to put in the wash basket with cum seeping out of it

>>81861632
I really like Black Rose in Pinball FX. Attack from Mars is probably a close second.

me? quite liked playing zaccaria pinball back int' day

>>81861639
Corrr, they have a Xena table now. Might have to check back in. They still doing their subscription thing for access to all the tables?

Me? Cum mug.

both the RAM and the GPU are in, i still need to do the fans and cooler, which will happen another day, then, and finally then, will i be done

>>81861116 (OP)
Wonder if Chika's ever been there

I wish I had a blacked gf that was into cuckolding

Wonder if Eva6 likes black men

>>81861661
ure so cute

>>81861661
You building a PC?

Shippy's yellowish cum on Ebin's white skin

Cumming on Eva's GPU

>>81861661
You are a troon right? Biowomen don't care about computers or have strong opinions about pirating. Heavily troon coded desu inb4 I'm autistic xd

does eva use linux? if not, why not

>>81861661
Wait, you a gil? Do you wanna get married? I am very lonely.

Even the rare autistic women get special interested in feminine stuff desu, not PC parts

No proof Eva is a biological woman

Just makes me laugh when you see those trannys talking about being women trapped in men's bodies I'm very feminine me my hobbies? Sonic speedruns, Linux, you know, girl stuff

>>81861623
No worries about getting an STD. I normally wrap it. I only bareback with one girl. Her name is Camila. She's from Brazil. The favelas of Belo Horizonte, to be precise. She ended up in the UK because she had a Portuguese passport, back in the days when that gave you a right to live and work here. I fuck her bare because I trust her, as insane as that sounds. I've known her for years now, she was actually my first. We have a bit of a friendship now, built over the years. She once told me that no man could ever truly love her, because she's a whore and not even a real woman. I told her that maybe I could. She laughed and said to forget it, that I can do better, that she'd never burden me with her issues and her life. She told me to just go and have babies with a real woman, and forget about her. But when I was leaving her flat that evening, I saw her eyes were a little wet. And that night I cried too.

>>81861720
She has a very feminine pink nipples so that's good enough for me me lid.

>>81861225
got a bonus on one of my last spins and won 63 quid, had put about 50 in by then though but still profited.

>>81861728
How do you find them? AW? Where else? How do you avoid getting robbed or osmething by scammers? Any safety tips?

You got further plans with her? Seems like you could get with her.

>>81861729
Are you Indian? Very Indian post this

>>81861731
Slots are for mugs me lid. Impossible to win.

>>81861731
You'll reinvest that money back into wambling. You'll never be up. It all rigged de lid

Can someone explain why eva6 posted allegedly proof of identity within the first hour of appearing on this thread but absolutely nothing and I mean nothing at all ever since? Quite strange I'd say

This reddit shite is fucking annoying, not even trying to look at porn but anything "adult" is tagged as nsfw

I hate women because they aren't my girlfriend. So, this Eva bitch should fuck right off to be honest. Unless she'll be my gf.

sprogless virgin neets gushing over their favourite porn dollies itt

>>81861761
She posted her hand which is clearly a female hand

Could easily be a skinny mans hand.

>>81861781
This is a picture of A Hand, no timestamp, no anything did you start using the internet last week? Holy shit

>>81861726
Yeah, but you just make believe that they're girls who are actually tolerable, right?
Just let them have their lil fantasy, and then you might get a blowwy out of it

how do i have a conversation with the indian woman who works at the cornershop? not to seduce her but just want to practice social skills
she is a nice lady but i dont know how to start it

>>81861787
You are mentally disabled

eva, post your nipples

>A Hand
>A Picture of Someone's Hair
>A Picture of Someone's Passport
Wow!!!

unless theres a timestamped picture of her cootchie, assume she has a delicious juicy girlpenis

>>81861796
Attention seekers would post proper proof desu, it's highly suspicious

>>81861803
It's more proof than any other 'female' posters have provided

>>81861747
Yeah, on AW. That's the best place really. I haven't found a new one for a long time though. Just rotate through my regulars. There are good forums where you can read reviews, UK Punting etc, that'll keep you safe for the most part. Once a girl tried to blackmail me. Was pretty funny actually. "We have photos, we'll tell your wife, we'll tell everyone. Etc." I thought "You think I'd be doing this if I had a wife?"

I'll see Camila again. Maybe this month. Maybe next month. We never go more than two or three without an encounter. And the sex is just as mindblowing as it always has been. I wouldn't "get with her" though. Not really. That's why we both cried when she said what she said. We knew she was right. I do have feelings for her...and maybe she has some for me too, who knows. But my plan in life is to meet a woman to have sprogs with, and move to a little village. Go to Church every sunday. Join the cricket team. Y'know, English life. The kind of life a tranny brazillian former sex worker just couldn't fit into. Sometimes love isn't enough...I suppose.

>>81861787
think this was posted to prove that she wasn't yanklass lol

>>81861813
It is literally nothing, you're a retard

>>81861405
Currently on 562, so 6 ahead of previously. But I'm missing 3 towns over 100,000 people. I have a feeling some of those might be London districts that don't come under the 'London' banner

>>81861818
A picture of Somebody's Hand which could easily be male by the way proves absolutely nothing

>>81861728
>I normally wrap it

>>81861813
Tilde (Employed Woman) posted her chest

>>81861787
that's a UK plug socket, so it all adds up.

>>81861819
Why am I retard for giving a poster the benefit of doubt? It isnt like she is some faggot tying to flirt with men here.

>>81861832
>the greggs knife scars

>>81861517
Yeah all the time. I'm not joking when I say porn and everything about it is how I spend my free time. Some people read. Some people do warhammer. Some people do rock climbing. For me it's porn.

>>81861832
Trip on mandark

>>81861831
What about the other two? You should do them all in one post

>>81861832
Not talking about trannies, mong

>>81861832
>her chest

>>81861853
lol very good.

>>81861838
So any picture posted in britfeel with a UK plug socket must be a picture taken by that poster personally that same day and time? Lmao are you for real. That is fair with a timestamp, that picture could be from literally anywhere, screenshotted from a youtube video etc.

Don't like the transphobia in here, we should be more understanding.

>>81861863
oh fuck off arbs

just realised i have stumpy, possibly-feminine hands.
i'm not above pretending to be a teenage girl on the internet. how do i make money from this?

449 in England
58 in Scotland
46 in Wales
11 in Northern Ireland

It would take 2 seconds to clear up the confusion and provide real proof
Won't happen though. Why?

>>81861562
>I usually wear a condom
>>81861590
>Just use a condom

>>81861868
Sprogless virgin

The missing 3 were Burton upon Trent, Gillingham, and Blexley (London)

>>81861880
Yet to have sex

>>81861860
on my website, Christian, we have a forum, "nothing ever happens".
you would fit well in this forum.

>>81861884
>>81861874
Doubt you could even name 100

Eva is real

Might go full danny boy mode today

>>81861863
you will never be a woman x

>>81861894
Unfortunately there's no proof of this

Challenge any Scot to name all of these

>>81861832
Lads in here acting like they wouldn't spaff all over these

>>81861893
I'm too busy raising my sprog to do pointless online quizzes

>>81861909
You'll be a fully qualified taxi driver in no time Ahmed

>>81861913
Don't fancy a little educational game?

>>81861907
I just posted proof

i think it's perfectly reasonable to be nice to eva6 today. it is her birthday.

i hate middle-class people but CAN'T WE PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE FOR ONE DAY? if this was in-person would you knock the croissants and graphics cards out of her hands?!

>>81861926
You may wish for it to be true but in fact, in the absence of something as basic as a simple timestamp there is no proof

>>81861894
>>81861907
uh, technically it's "Evarnal Star"

>>81861935
What's the point. You'll just screech "AI !!!!"

>>81861927
No proof it's Steve's birthday today. What DOB did the passport from google images have?

Fuckin ell our mark has gone and cooked that pocket pussy he bought on temu a few years ago. You're not supposed to eat it that way my lid!

no such thing as loneliness because you can go to the gym

No such thing as depression because you can go to the gym.

no such thing as being fat because you can go to the gym.

>>81861909
trick question, a trve scot only knows the names of his village and 2 or 3 neighboring villages or different parts of town pronounced in his own indecipherable dialect and sometimes using archaic forgotten names not known to any map

>>81861943
we're all AI, we're just testing each other to see if we can convincingly pass a Turing test. a homo sapiens WOULD post a timestamp and L gesture, wouldn't they?

>>81861943
>we don't even need proof. It's better that we don't have proof.
Oh my cuckold

HHL has very feminine hands too, the picture means nothing

>>81861951
is SSM really trying to lose weight now? Helen must have given him an ultimatum.

>>81861955
i just assume gyms are full of people filming. that's what i've seen on the internet and i shan't be testing it in-person.

>>81861951
what actually is this? the interior of a pie?

>>81861951
Whatever that is, it looks undercooked

I genuinely feel bad for you Shippy

Lads do you believe that if you do bad things on earth God will eventually punish you for it? Brothers best female friend was supposed to go on a cruise with her boyfriend and she has paid for it and he has cancelled it at the last minute and their relationship is essentially over. Is it punishment for committing years of benefit fraud? What do you guys think.

>tfw you DON'T fancy eva5
>tfw there's the off-chance it's a he
>tfw you could fix him

>>81861992
It's not the off chance lad, it's overwhelmingly likely to be a male

Reckon Eva is a tranny

I believe you, Eva <3

>>81861978
He works for and interacts with celebrities in his highly successful London chauffer job. Simply put, he lives a better more productive life than you.

>>81861984
sounds more like a pop culture version of karma really (don't remember much about Buddhism).
if you start thinking along these lines you're going to start seeing connections that aren't there, or missing genuine cause-and-effect that IS there.

>>81861970
I think he is trying to loose some weight for that bike my lid. There must be a certain weight limit on it. That or our 'ellen has put her foot down and said cut out the pies and cakes.
>>81861971
No idea lid. Pie and mash and that green liquid is some softie southerner thing they eat their pies this way.

>>81862005
You are a sprogless Glaswegian. Never forget it

Corrr finished for the week. Get in there.

>noooo its a qt zoomer who likes graphics cards its real its real
Fucking kek

want to suck dick but i just knowid regret it

>>81862024
Corr back again? You are always here. What a life

Have you read the Hebrew Bible?

>>81861998
i mean that'd at least be interesting, right. transgender 'activists' on the internet are irritating but i would care about the blogposts of this particular person living in the Lake District or wherever it is. just how it came about, how the family took it, etc.

like stories, me.

https://youtu.be/0MXuLhdvRbY

He's just had a haircut, has he had a haircut? He's had a haircut. Best haircut in his life. He's just had a haircut and a nose wax and he had a haircut has he had a haircut? I think he's had his haircut lads has he had his haircut? he's had a haircut, he just had his haircut! Who'd believe it? He's got his haircut!
Turkish barbers ALL the way. Best haircut he has had in his life. Shout out to Jaden to getting him a free haircut. He's likely has had his hair cut.

>>81862031
we'll take it in turns don't worry

>>81862033
he insulted someone yesterday by saying they were here more than him.
which hurt my feelings because I'M here all the time, also ;__; (it wasn't even aimed at me)
(now it's happened again)

>>81862044
>the Hebrew Bible?

>>81861984
Christ is not Secretary of State for Work and Pensions lads
he will be judged when his time is up

>>81862053
>Mark going to a Turkish barber
Fuckin ell. He looks like that "just fuck my shit up" meme.

>>81862053
>Supporting Turkish barbers
Grim. My unfollow him for that

So how likely is it that one old timey looking sweet shop in my town, that has strange brown men hanging around outside of it, is an actual child trafficking operation?

>>81862063
But the act of fraud is a sin. I estimate she has stolen around 50-80k

>>81861872
Thanks pal. Had to be done.

>>81862069
>My unfollow him for that

>>81862063
you don't know who Christ is, He could be anyone, even me

I won't make any sexual comments until she's eva18 and you guys should be ashamed of yourselves

Helen shouting 'Just had a facial' made my dick move slightly ngl

might start leaving intentional typos in my posts.

>>81862099
it's the style these fays
i don't fix any typo . can't be fucking botherd

>>81862093
eva is moving AWAY from the age of consent and that's a bad thing, which is a good thing.

>>81862031
Won't know until you try it my lid
But yeah nah seriously you probably will regret it

>>81862101
>be fucking botherd
that's a split infinitive, you forgot the 'to'.

About to pick up my sprog from day care something Shippy will never do

Hurtling towards 2026 like it's nothing, closer to 2029 than the Russian invasion of Ukraine

>>81862110
i can't to fucking botherd

>>81862105
Why won't you answer my question?

>>81862112
I just don't believe any man with a sprog would be this obsessed with the sprog status of other men

>>81862112
of corse not why would shippy ever pick up your kid from school?

>>81862093
>until she's eva18

>>81862105
i have a follow-up question but you might find it invasive

>>81862105
Will you be here until midnight again my lid?

>>81862112
>His sprogs mother refuses to take time off work to look after the sprog

Is /britfeel/ actually gonna die next thursday or are you lads gonna post from vpns?

>>81862113
200 degrees that's why they call me obtuse

>>81862126
this is a very cute image

>>81862121
>>81862134
This trolling is predicated on the idea that I'm insecure about the amount of time that I spend here. I'm not. So why do you keep doing this? You're just self-owning with the projection like you always do.

>>81862126
Can't guarantee I'll give you an answer my lid.

>>81862136
i thought vpns were banned on 4chan

eva6 and his simps

>Be rumoured to have said n-word at party seven years ago.
>career stolen

>>81862136
No. Just gonna find some other way to pass the time

>>81861781
desu my hand looks like that too

>>81862148
>Can't guarantee I'll give you an answer my lid.
in very broad terms what DO you do, in bed, with your bf?

and, if i may be so bold, how frequently?

>>81861405
Sadly can't do much more as I'm off to the wage cage soon. This is about as far as I got- a meagre 167

>>81862151
Imagine falling for this during the age where foids plaster their face all over the internet for any reason. Oh wait Steve6 is a tiktok addict but doesn't have an account and hasn't posted any tiktoks ever so you can't add him though. Riiiight

>>81862159
When will the BBC sack Graham Norton for comparing Japanese people to poo? I have the video.

What do we know about Chika's "older boyfriend" ?

Some say he lets Chika live with him rent-free in exchange for sexual favours.

>>81862172
Alright Ponce lad. Very good going there

>>81862165
Kiss, suck dick, lick arse, fuck arse. Go and watch gay porn and you'll see for yourself.

>>81862165
You're probably gonna get someone pretending to be me and saying all kinds of nonsense. Anyway, yeah not answering that in a public forumshire. Not a chance my lid.

>>81862163
>desu my hand looks like that too
Let see then lid

>>81862172
Fuck sake Redruth/Cambourne, should have gotten that

>>81862188
Why not? This is your chance to actually be of interest to me.

>>81862159
very daft if it wasn't used as a slur. we've definitely gone backwards, here, adopted some American shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBXCP7AnpwE&t=33s
how much would you have to dance around this, now? would grown adults have to say 'the N-word'?

Would be really hard to find a picture of someone's hand on tiktok

>>81862174
actually i posted twice these past days

>>81862203
Can you be my girlfriend?
I'm just anon, but can you add me on something and get to know me and vice versa. Maybe we would like eachother in "that" way.

>>81862196
Not very good at endearing people to you are you?
>Oh yeah btw I find you BORING, here's your chance to be interesting
0/10 persuasion skills here. Tbqh I do often overshare but not in a context such as this. Just not gonna happen pal.

>>81862174
3 pictures of long hair, one picture of a 'female' hand, one picture of an edited passport. All of which can be found on the internet.

>>81861175
>REEEE SOMEONE SHOULD GIVE ME FREE SHIT JUST BECAUSE I'M WHITE!

>>81862217
Yep could find all that in 2 seconds on tiktok

>>81862182
Shows how little I had been outside of Devon when I was living in England- only to go on the odd holiday to Cornwall, or to Coventry for university, or up to Derbyshire to see my (then) gf. Lots of the tiny little Devon villages didn't register- I'd have had loads if it would have accepted them.

>>81862213
no i do not want a relationship like that with anyone here

>>81862188
fair enough wor lid.

more into my romance, me. hope yous are a happy couple.

>>81862221
Yes, actually.
Explain why not.

21 quid profit on 250 free spins with Sky Vegas, lids. Not too bad to be honest.

>>81862203
can any zoomers tell me what this means? she's played 1,654 TikTok videos?

>>81862246
no 1654 people watched one of my videos

>>81862215
Boring. Boring reply

>>81862233
Why? Think you're too good for me? Fuck off.

>>81862233
Take a timestamped pic of yourself, not hard

>>81862227
Fuming at places I didn't get. I even missed Malvern FFS. A fair few places I've got the Oxfam I forgot too like teignmouth and Newton abbot. Hope the TWS don't give you much grief.

>He was hooked again, watching people lose

>>81862257
get banned speedrun
nice one
>>81862256
at this point, the way you're acting -- yes lol

I know evas tiktok but im not sharing it here

>>81862234
Thanks computer science degree anon, I think.
>>81862255
Yeah!

>>81862250
SSM had over a million people watch his haircut video on TikTok.

Zoomers will watch any shite

Garn Newcastle this September.

>>81862266
what letter does it start with then?

>>81862272
Is that your idea of a holiday?

>>81862272
To shag Chika?

>>81862256
serves you right for simping.

>>81862221
>>81862239
i'm not a racist (just not) but Enoch Powell was clever about it by doing the INVERSE with the 'voluntary repatriation' thing.

yous ever read that thing about how they changed World of Warcraft, to stop people living on there? think they switched 'XP accumulation goes down over playtime' to 'XP bonus increases during breaks'. mathematically the same, but human brains.

>>81862272
Corrr
There's a pub called The Beehive there too on ze Bigg Market. We all warn weehive in life.

>>81862285
>but Enoch Powell was clever
Yeah, be spoke 14 languages

>>81862261
Had a TWS last night who got up to about 500 from 50 quid, then he spunked it all by playing 2 hands at the table max after being egged on by his mates. I had never actually enjoyed watching someone lose until last night: he and his mates were incredibly irritating. It was genuinely difficult not to smirk when I dealt myself a 5 card 21.

My discord is wafflestopancakes
Eva add me

>>81862295
>be spoke 14 languages
You can't even master English.

>>81862279
not telling x

>>81862299
just stop lad

>>81862250
neat. i lived with a zoomer and her first TikTok 'blew up' to 500k views or something. but then none of her others did.

i have my suspicions about the hit counters on TikTok.

>>81862280
Going to do a marathon.

>>81862283
No, I don't get to have sex.

>>81862294
Sounds nice but I am not a drinker.

>>81862308
You're just a crab in a bucket clearly

>>81862299
Can I add you too lad

>>81862310
>Going to do a marathon.
is the 'Great North Run' not a national thing? you say 'the Great North Run', everyone knows what you mean?

Oh you're doing the big north run.
I expect a sub 1:40 my lid.

>>81862309
1k views on Tiktok is equivalent to about 20 views on youtube, so not that impressive

>>81862310
I remember you. You're similar to Ebin in many ways

Big north run lmfao. Made myself sound an absolute idiot. Of course I know it's "great". Had the word bigg stuck in my head didn't I. Corr.

>>81862317
Yes you and Eva should both add me.
Any girls can add me!

>>81862313
that saying is about successful people and you're clearly failing. have some self respect and stop simping

>>81862321
I can't really get into specifics. Don't want anyone disrupting my day.

>>81862345
I am a gay man. Is that a problem my lid?

>>81862244
Doing alright there de lid I reckon.

No, you wouldn't want to narrow it down. Just that widely known marathon that takes place in Newcastle every September. I wonder which one you could mean. Guess we'll never know.

does anyone else autistically power walk everywhere? I cant not do it, idk why everyone is so slow, I also quite like weaving in and out of people. I am speed.

>>81862341
I thought you did that intentionally and was just using as sort of slang

>>81862347
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzbzzzzzzzzzz
bzzzzzzzzzzzz
hey whats bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that bzzzzzzzzzz noise?

oh its just an annoying little wasp called "Anonymous" buzzing around my head trying to bring me down

time for the rolled up newspaper

>>81862352
Yes, sorry. I'm really only interested in women of the female variety.

>>81862368
you'ed be a great picker/ packer

On it me. Been down town with that Steve having a few jars. Garn on one me x

>>81862349
are the specifics 'i am going to go to the Great North Run' and then 'i am going to run, in the Great North Run'?

i know this is borderline doxxing, i'll have a word with my solicitors if necessary.

>>81862375
best of luck mate

whoever i added dont leak

>>81862381
probably yeah, I do a really fucking boring civil service job and its torturous so I just end up doing laps of the building every 20 minutes because im so pent up, used to be a park ranger that was good fun. If picking and packing paid a decent wage id do that

>>81862389
Bit early for garn off the rails isn't it? That said, Steve sounds like a good lad unlike your smackhead mates

>>81862389
living the dream helper lad

On it me. Been down on Steve's arse and given him a nice rimjob. Garn on one me x

A template for your amusement.

>>81862389
HortonLisp my friend is moving to Sunderland, i haven't been there in 5+ years. what's it like now? any advice/tips?

Post it mate for a laff

he's not garn post it, he's gonna keep evas discord all for himself the selfish bastard

turns out the person i added doesnt use britfeel that much lol

SSM UPDATE

>seasideMARK 3 pint in only. It's lush I mean lush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVe0cv0Muk

>>81862310
what time you going for lad? got 3h8 last year.

>>81862459
wanna add me instead?

SSM got a free haircut because he is famous on TikTok
His haircut on for FREE

I say jump Sunderland says how high x

It my world x

>>81862439
>>81862449
keepin it secret
i am not a bad person or a liar who would betray someone like that, especially not a woman (i deeply respect ALL women)

>>81862473
f off shes mine too late haha

Wops in a nice summer dress.

>>81862459
Whats your handle Eva?

>>81862389
Beehive later? It Thursday x

>>81862473
ill add 1 more person if they give me their username ya

>>81862492

Was in the Beehive earlier. It's a shithole. Garn local me xxx

>>81862494
>>81862487
this lad says you "his" is that true

>>81862426
i am NOT amused

when did Windows stop having proper bitmap fonts, anyway?

Steve garn weehive
it meant to be

TOMMY'S ON THE SCROUNGE

ON THE SCROUNGE

TOMMY'S ON THE SCROUNGE

>>81862504
yes the person i added is that person

They're sending these letters to auditors. Imagine signing this. As useful as a tv licence letter.

>>81862517
not what i meant, do you belong to him?

No point adding Eva unless she can prove she isn't a bloke

is this Discord?
the ONE person i have on Discord is crossy, and we have not spoken.

eva6 what is your discord

>>81862517
add me eva
df_g

>>81862535
At least you're respecting his pronouns lad

peterbritfeel
Add me Eva x

eva6 is going to post your cringe simp discord messages and dick pictures you send him when he's done toying with you

>>81862517
gleaminglight

sweep picking is coming along nicely, more tasty riffs have been created

Both SSM and HHL been day drinking

>>81862542
>>81862561
>>81862563
haha you fuckers, now you have to be MY friends

On that WKD me then fucking off for a few jars with Steve. Garn take 50 squid on that cash machine me x

I wish there were some fit female auditors.

>>81862568
i don't know much guitar stuff lad but you got any new Vocaroos you could share?

>>81862575
add me then mate

>>81862575
Yes add me mate

>>81862586
I did try but all vocaroos come out with abysmal quality so ive given up with vocaroo, dunno why

Just purchased two more Hong Wong films with my slots winnings, both directed by Ringo Lam.
>full alert (1997)
>wild search (1989)
Doin' alright there de lid. Just had that Yes, Madam arrive today as well starring Michelle Yeoh.

>>81862584
is that crosslad?

>>81862329
NTA but 1h25 is my PB so far

>>81862580
answer my question. ree.

>>81862604
holy shit i thought the exact same thing
it a synchronicity
4:53

Pint pinching bastards x

>>81862604
He's a man. That lady is definitely female.

>>81862588
>>81862597
aight
peter lad yours doesn't work

>>81862621
What's your discord? helperlad?

>>81862463
he has definitely ramped up the drinking in the last few months. that pint does look so tempting though...

>>81862600
You may as well learn Cantonese at this point, classic Shippy style.

>>81862239
Just childish innit. It's like saying "everybody should give me presents every day because I'm super special". It's not going to happen though is it.

I want free handouts, I want enough to cover the amount of tax gutted from my mediocre wage, I want free stuff, give me free things >:(

ABOSLUTELY VILE SHIT MATE

>>81862635
He's 5 pints in only now. So much for the diet

Finishing off this drunk then rocking off. Fuck the lot x

>>81862606
Pretty good. Very good actually.

>>81862684
You secured that waggington yet? x

>>81862684
get a bag in a make a night of it!

The alcohol will take you out one day mate

>>81862648
It should, and it will.
I expect to have special privileges in my own country.

>>81862684
It's really early to get wissed. Make sure you don't end up marching down the streets of Sunderland Heil Hitlering

Corrrrrr! Just announced Eureka! are releasing Martyrs in 4K in October. FUCK YES. One of my favourite films. Instant pre-order for me de lids.

>>81862698
What's the secret to immortality de lid?

sirs how does it feel knowing you wont have this ever?

>>81862684
how in the flying piss have your organs not calcified or something?
not saying i'm jealous, not saying that, but.

>>81862709
How do you afford all of this dvd lad?

>>81862712
save your seed its your life force x

Is it really life on easy mode when you suck cock for a living?

>>81862724
He pretends to be severely disabled to get top-rate PIP

>>81862738
Yeah? Sucking cock is fun.

>>81862738
Making 3 minute videos wobbling your tits and arse for your OnlyFans seems to the real easy mode

Thulean

>>81862740
how old can you start wearing a flat cap?

eva getting manipulated on discord rn

>>81862724
It's a pre-order for October so come the beginning of October I'll set 40 quid aside for it. Amazon don't take the money until a few days before release.

>>81862770
isn't that it's main selling point?

>>81862747
Isiah Maxwell has such a nice cock (no homo)

>>81862770
i thought it was going to be the other way around

>>81862790
>no homo
why no homo?
why not yes homo?

>>81862760
40s, I'd say

>>81862801
I like black cocks and watching women sucking them, but I wouldn't want to get involved myself

what iv done
ill face myself

>>81862799
she's very vulnerable and naive, added at least 3 tourists, she's going to get manipulated into meeting one of them then raped

>>81862819
how do you know it was 3

>>81862803
damn, ive got a while then. never mind i still like my baseball caps

>>81862819
im not a tourist ive been here for ages xx

Foids fear me.

>>81862822
3 were posted and you're very naive of course you're going to add all of them. being serious rn eva you need to delete all of them, don't add anyone from here

3 mongs are going to be blackmailed and exposed on 4chan lmfao

>>81862819
homelesschan all over again

>>81862829
If you are a farmer, you could probably start in your 30s. Not as casual street wear though

>>81862843
not really. nothing bad happened to hc

>>81862842
blackmailed with what?

>>81862836
>>81862842
Jealous mongs coming out of woodworks

>>81862842
I'm already well-known in /britfeel/

>>81862842
i do know blads name now

I can never tell if you mongs are being serious about a Discord as there is never an invite posted here. Nonce nest.

>>81862867
whyd you remove me wtf

have been deleted by eva

>>81862842
How can somebody blackmail me? Come into my house and I will hit you over the head with a hammer. Simple as.

>>81862870
because someone said it is unsafe
sorry if youre the mario bedroom once you were cute

>>81862868
its shit lad youre not missing anything, infact its probably worse than this thread most of the time

>>81862851
i think she tried to hang herself but i dont have proof

>>81862867
me too i am on the Discord, eeee
sorry B sorry other lad, i have nothing to say
(exciting, though)

good work lads now can you keep the vapid cunt occupied on discord so he doesn't post here cheers x

>>81862879
Mario bedroom? some lad showed you a photo of what his bedroom looked like? Kek.

>>81862885
my autism always kicks off when i add anons

>>81862847
i wish there was more British specific clothing, globalism sucks. weve even got young lads saying "bro" now in the south

>>81862867
you're really stupid desu
>>81862879
delete all of them. honestly look at the responses, they're practically giddy at the idea of raping you, calling other lads jealous that they're going to be ones to do it

>female infiltrates thread
>adds a bunch of orbiters on discord
>they all lick her arse
tale as old as time this

>>81862874
im sorry ( idk which you were ) but either way u seemed cool maybe i will add the osaka one back
>>81862894
yes it was rlly cool he had beserk books & evangelion plushies jealous ngl

in the 1980s you could literally walk into a sex shop and ask for CP and they'd sell you some, no questions asked, just saying

Honestly Eva fuck off you're worse than a tranny. Attention seeking bint.

>>81862908
but Discord just came out, it's new

fucking ridiculous this, this used to be an autism club and now its a simping club, fucking wankers

>>81862910
feel free if you want, not gonna be weird like some of the freaks on here want you to think

>>81862917
She is the only reason I come here desu.

>>81862908
pubs became shit when they allowed women aswel. they just cause drama wherever they go

>>81862926
tbf you were just talking about pcs :shrug:

at least 3 /britfeel/ers will get to shag eva

>>81862915
this is a good Bob Hoskins film, about seedy 80s London pornographers and that.

>>81862927
Well then you can fuck off as well faggot.

>>81862915
i dont belive that for one second

every solo I keep coming up with keeps sounding phrygian ffs

Please ofcom saar do the needful

>>81862939
I'm going nowhere mate.

>>81862910
>>81862933
absolute retard desu. your internet access needs monitoring by an appropriate adult because you are not safe. remember this, you were warned.

Britfeel will be deleted next week anyways
So fuck it

DVDlad likes this film. Maybe you are he?

>>81862955
might pretend to be a virgin and give wizzardchan a try

Why is everyone posting their discords kek
absolute mongs.

Eva can I send you my erect cock on Discord?

>>81862964
I went there during the 4chan hack and it was shit.

>>81862964
Wizchan is slow as fuck, it's boring

>>81862974
depends if youre the one ive added or not

>>81862974
Isn't Eva a lesbian?

>>81862977
I haven't adding anyone. Post your discord and then I'll send you my cock.

>>81862966
predators jump at the opportunity to rape an autistic virgin woman, she's a prime target
>>81862977
lol. you're leading them on now, you are going to regret this

all good fings come to an end
(come to an end)
(come to an end)

Grown man. Has a tiktok account.

>>81862977
Are you doing cock ratings?

>>81862989
>Grown man. Has friends.

now shes open to seeing brincel penis, this is horrible what an uncomfy thread lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTi5MmkBn0

Tired of my facial hair however I am bald so shaving my beard will make me look a mole rat

Delicately licking Eva's petite pink nipples up and down bigly with my cockle.

So I've been nice to eva6 for weeks and get nothing back, some thread hopping mong that doesn't even post here jumps in and he's instantly in her tiktok dms. Sick of this. Done with 4chan.

threads gone to shit x

Eva, will you sketch my erect cock?

>>81863007
maybe the problem was talking to people with ulterior motives instead of just living your life and seeing what comes your way

>>81862985
i was kidding im not adding anyone else
my discord is just my tripcode name + a letter

Crossy doing an absolute number on Britfeel mongs with his Eva LARP.

need crossy to come and reset the vibes

>>81863029
yeah which letter

now adding eva6a through eva6z.

>>81863019
translation: you should have kept your motives hidden and waited for an opportunity, like today being her birthday so she's in a good mood, then you groom her with baity stuff, pretending to be into everything she is, until you can finally convince her to meet, then you pressure her into sex

>>81863049
is this not how humans court?

>>81863046
this is what im currently doing kek

already on ev6f with no luck

Interracial Surrender 5 is better

>>81863029
change it now, you're really dumb

If I was a millionaire I'd move to London desu

>>81863054
don't you already have internet friends?

>>81863040
yeah, this.

It's legal to have sex with a girl in her final year of secondary school.

>>81863069
Tokyo is better

>>81863019
Some pretty boy Chad comes along and steals her form me.

Already doxxed Eva on her other social media and will be sending her erotic drawings to everyone on her friend list. By the way she's ugly.

>>81863075
Full of Japs. Not for me thanks

>>81863073
yes this is true. even if you are ninety years old.

Blake Blossom has a great interracial scene
Think it was her first one

>>81863086
Fair enough x

>>81862700
You own the UK do you? No you don't. Maybe the only person who could be said to own the UK is the King, but even then he has given a lot of powers away to other people.

>>81863085
what do you have against ugly people? come on then lad, let's hear it

>>81863090
Is she the blonde with huge naturals? I liked her BBC Pie scene

so what's her tiktok i can't make out the text in that image

why won't she tell us her tiktok

HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWn00QOtww

>>81863103
the @ in the image isnt mine, its an instragram account that belongs to a japanese fumo maker

Really want to see that lads room with the evangelion figures.

>>81863115
>figures
i want this one

>>81863110
so how did they find you lmao

>>81863110
block everyone you added then change your discord

>>81863097
The King is a freeloading foreigner who can fuck off. I'm English.

>>81863115
it would be wrong of me to show you the full pic

New fred my laddingtons

>>81863127

The nu fred
>>81863128
>>81863128
>>81863128

>>81863131
bedroom of a predator

>London
Basically everyone speaks English
Can work there by default
Lush and I mean lush transport system
Amazing food
Parks and open spaces
Brilliant architecture
Easy access to the rest of the UK

>Tokyo
Few people speak English
Mediocre transport
Ugly buildings
Japs everywhere (not racist, just don't like em)
No good parks
Very grim food

>>81863131
Oh aye a morrigan figure. Didn't think lads in here would know about darkstalkers.

>>81861832
Did they try to commit seppuku?

>>81863131
that is a childs bedroom, even if the lads in his 30s that is a childs bedroom