Thread 81890473

>twerking is for heckin niggers

What a cop out. Twerking is awesome. Every woman should perform this iconic sexual ritual and shake her butt for her boyfriend as part of a healthy sex life.

>>81890473 (OP)
Does anyone else imagine cartoonish sounds when they see a woman twerk?

>>81890473 (OP)
Nah, it's too much for me, lowkey unhot. I love a big ass but that's a bit obscene for some reason.

>>81890473 (OP)
Imagine the stink wafting out from between those big sweaty cheeks

>>81890481

>every other primate twerks but for humans it's le excessive

>>81890524
Europeans are not from this planet and it takes a lot for us to behave like the animals that live here.

>>81890473 (OP)
sorry anon but twerking is fucking disgusting

>>81890473 (OP)
>>81890524
Peak femininity behavior

Op just go ahead and dump your whole folder

>>81890532
>>81890543

Low-T coded. There's nothing more natural than a woman flaunting her ass to attract a mate.

>>81890550

High T

>>81890572

>@lilmisschanel

Enjoy her butt. It's awesome, especially for a white girl.

>>81890605
Why do nighas try to pretend we aren't animals

>>81890614

I don't know but I brought evidence.

>>81890473 (OP)
I don't find this appealing at all. Too spastic, violent, no sensuality or grace

The movement of a woman should be slow and smooth, e.g., a strip tease

I like twerking, but doing it while wearing skimpy outfits is hotter than doing it naked.

>>81890473 (OP)
>shake her butt for her boyfriend as part of a healthy sex life
Sir, this is 4chan

>>81890627

>The movement of a woman should be slow and smooth, e.g., a strip tease

She can do those. Primal vs civilized sexual displays.

>>81890641

For the most part, I agree. Almost completely naked is somehow sexier than completely naked. I think the last little bit of mystery makes the actual nudity better.

>>81890626
People will call twerking Subhuman then tell you life's until goal is just to reproduce
The cognitive dissonance is jarring
Anyway post more different flavors if you got em

>>81890626
Based. We're all animals at the end of the day.

>>81890669

I don't have any more with animals but I'm sure the subject matter exists and is just waiting to be found in some corner of the internet.

>>81890653

>Sir, this is 4chan

Just saying.

Here's a great example of what I'm talking about. Twerking seems instinctual for women. I mean, they literally stuff leggings up their buttcrack to make every contour of their ass pop even more for these kinds of displays.

>>81890473 (OP)
I would jack off to "butt shaking" videos on youtube before twerking was a mainstream term

>>81890762
I kneel, unc

>>81890762
lmao me too

>>81890473 (OP)
Having a thicc round ass twerk on your dick is something every man deserves to be desu

>>81890669
Only hylic animals say reproduction is lifes goal.

>>81890689
Not even the other animal species just that we are intrinsically animals tribalism and chimping out we do over territory and racism
We are not different than animals in a zoo

Why not just start your shitty porn thread on /b/ or /gif/. I will never understand retarded coomers like you. I just assume you're a pathetic Indian or a closeted homosexual macho man.

>>81890684
this is that girl that fucks her dogs openly

>>81890524
I want a gf with a big fat ass.

>>81890473 (OP)
>>81890524

It's a baboon mating dance

>>81890627
Ye it doesn't come across as very feminine. Just kinda dirty and trashy. But they get a pass if the woman has a nice ass and is a good dancer

>>81890627
you don't like making waves by slamming into it? i agree she's overdoing it tho

>>81892733
If white nobility popularized it into the 1700s you'd be like
>Look at this corner stone of European civilization look at the classy way she gyrates her gluteus maximus to signal to her mate she is ready to be inseminated
The way you do with classical music

>>81891539
>muh ghosts n magic
You can hylic my ass

>>81892821
abstract pseudo-intellectualism

>>81890473 (OP)
>>81890524
The main issue I have with twerking is that it's too fast. I do like the little glimpses of her vulva and anus it gives you though.

>>81893059
There's such a thing as controlling the pace.
>I do like the little glimpses of her vulva and anus it gives you though.
Yeah it's fun. Like flashing.
Keep posting more webms. Preferably with really hairy girls.

>>81893003
Same thing people who praise Classical do
The people who go
>Look whites created Classic music Beethoven Mozart
Do not listen to it or even understand the music theory behind it let alone comprehend it was not made for the masses in mind it was funded by Aristocrats and filtered down to the masses through industrialization

>>81890473 (OP)
>>81890524
Nasty bitch is throwing those roast fumes across the room with that manuever.

>>81893081
>Do not listen to it or even understand the music theory behind it let alone comprehend it was not made for the masses in mind it was funded by Aristocrats and filtered down to the masses through industrialization
Who cares? It is demonstrably an example of higher class. Shaking your ass like a baboon is alternatively a behavior indicative of a lesser evolved human to say the least.

>>81893482
>It is demonstrably an example of higher class.
This guy wants to bring back prima noctis

>>81890473 (OP)
shut up, nigger. go be a monkey somewhere else.

>>81890473 (OP)
It looks like some beastly ritual, not for humans

>>81890532
>Europeans are not from this planet
Maybe you should fuck off back to where you came from