Thread 81894889

Choose your husband femanons. This time I've added more information so you can make your decision. Remember you can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Reply with your choice.

>>81894889 (OP)
i don't like that he's jobless but i suppose 6 is the most well-balanced one

>>81894889 (OP)
3 but it does seem tiresome to have to inititate everything

>>81894889 (OP)
5 is kinda my thing. I love e-boys and we can goon together to other girls

>>81894889 (OP)
3 because that's a woman

6 6 6 6 enthusiastically

>>81894889 (OP)
i predict a whole buncha 2s 5s and 6s

>>81894889 (OP)
My ideal woman is someone who would be happiest with 6 even if he wasn't 6'5 and handsome. Civilization will collapse any day now and you should not trust tap water btw. This guy is basically that and he had a wife but she's dead now.

>>81894889 (OP)
lol 4 is the academy is singer right? i used to listen to them he was cute but wow he aged bad

>>81894969
The only way anyone would pick 6 is if you were 6'5" and looked like that buddy kek

>>81894969
Were they looksmatched?

>>81894889 (OP)
as a thirdie femcel who makes about 6k dollars a year, i am always baffled by how high salaries are in america. like i see people calling 30-40k a year poor. it's crazy.
>1
wouldn't marry because he sounds like a sociopath
>2
YES YES YES hottest guy and also the most reliable husband here so he would be my first choice
>3
wouldn't marry because a man who overthinks and expects me to do everything sounds annoying
>4
wouldn't marry. why is his body count so high and why does he smoke daily? no savings too?
>5
wouldn't marry because onlyfans. i just don't believe his body count is only 3
>6
my second choice. he sounds extremely hot and interesting. i would follow his lifestyle if he could really manage living off the land

>>81894988
Not true. The only women in America who aren't mindrotten feminists are the unvaxxed deplorables and it's common to see cute MAGArets dating fat guys.

>>81894889 (OP)
Honestly 1. The cheating is not a big deal for me as long as he keeps buying me the things I want and I know the sex will be good anyways, and we can't get divorced for 20 years.

>>81894889 (OP)
i'll take 5 pls

>>81895018
uh huh good luck finding a woman in this day and age who will follow you into a forest and live without access to the internet with $0 a year salary.

>>81895037
>I wouldn't do it therefore it doesn't exist!
okay

>>81894889 (OP)
What if I like none of these options

>>81894889 (OP)
i really want to pick 3 but he's just too short, i guess 2 is best

>>81895056
then you marry me

>>81895056
Oh yeah I forgot to add if you don't choose you die.

>>81894889 (OP)
Literally none of these men are even somewhat appealing. If I'd be shot if I didn't marry any of them then I suppose I'd choose 4, I like shitty emo music and smoke a lot of weed too so I suppose we'd have something in common. With that body count, I'd expect a full STI screening beforehand though

>>81895071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC9JAz5moCk
This is 4

>>81895059
>too short
>5'7
:/

>>81895080
i'm 5'8" and i want a guy to at least be taller than me

>>81894889 (OP)
1, 2, 4, 6 o algo
gay faggot

>>81894889 (OP)
I struggle to understand what the point is of making all these profiles so specific.

>>81895107
People were saying the profiles were not specific enough in the previous 2 husband threads

>>81895120
But are you trying to glean anything from their answers? Because it's going to be impossible, if the are too many variables.

>>81895077
I mean, I guess? Isn't the point that these are just faceclaims representing an archetype of a man?

>>81895135
Taking anything people say here seriously is foolish. It's just a fun thread idea.

>>81894889 (OP)
3 but he needs to learn to be more confident

>>81895007
>as a thirdie femcel who makes about 6k dollars a year, i am always baffled by how high salaries are in america. like i see people calling 30-40k a year poor. it's crazy

prices for everything are vastly inflated. the US imports a ton of raw material and intermediate goods from abroad. the cost of purchasing these commodities is added to the cost of the finished goods in the US. combined with the logic of profit demanding continuous growth and consumption, there is a constant injection of money into the economy as sellers inflate prices to stretch profit margins as much as possible

>>81895213
To be fair, people in the US still have a much greater purchasing power despite that.

>>81895213
Sure, but if you want to have anything resembling a western lifestyle in thirdie countries you need to make far above the average salary. In America you can have stuff like internet, decent food, a car, etc on an average salary.

>>81894889 (OP)
6 is my dream guy, though hes a bit too tall

>>81894889 (OP) Fuck i wish I was 5 but unfortunately im a 4 except im not cool

>>81895249
What if he doesn't want to send your kids to school and wants to become like amish or something, just live in the forest forever.

>>81895262
You're a washed up rock singer that had lots of teen girls who wanted to sleep with you in your prime? That sounds like a much cooler life than whatever the fuck gay shit 5 is.

>>81895240
this is because far more value is imparted into the commodies workers in thirdie countries than what is paid for them. the value is only realized in western countries, particularly the US. the US has the exorbitant privilege of being able to print the world's reserve currency, while every other country must undercut their labor price significantly to compete for access to US dollars required for international trade. hence, the US and europe get all of the actual material use values that constitute wealth in society while you get rapidly depreciating IOUs that you can use to purchase what wasn't selected for export to the US/europe

>>81895271
yea, i want to have 5 kids and homeschool. easier to do all that with the lifestyle 6 has.

>>81894889 (OP)
5 would be perfect if he was not on onlyfans and jerking off to other girls

>>81895292
and how are you planning to feed those kids?

>>81895262
No im tall, poor and used to be pretty

>>81895317
He gonna grow chickens and they'll eat them ez pz kek. Unironically varg vikernes lifestyle. Except even they use the internet, this is like prehistoric lifestyle.

>>81895317
>>81895326
yea exactly, the pic said "lifes of land" so am guessing he has the chickens and other stuff. plus since they are homeschooled they can help around the farm as they grow up, first with small stuff then more. PLUS "he" seems like the type of guy who knows how to do a sustainable perma garden

>>81894889 (OP)
>1
is american psycho
>2
is probably gonna be abusive
>3
not bad needs to be more manly tho
>4
probably has stds
>5
actually gay probably will want me to peg him
>6
i'm not going to live in the middle of nowhere and get murdered by him

>>81894889 (OP)
i would drop everything to be 2s wife

>>81894889 (OP)
All of them suck I think I'd rather die

2, those types are easy to control. Ill train him to never display anger around me unless it's towards other men which is hot. He's butterface but I bet the dick is decent

>>81895731
What if he catches you cheating, chimps out, and beheads you?

>>81895760
He's the type to just swallow it and stay with me I can tell. He'd make noise but that's all it'd be

>>81895760
2 would never do that and anon would never cheat either you schizo

>>81895797
They literally just implied they would
>>81895769

>>81895803
Only cuz you forced me to in your autistic scenario

I realise i am literally 3 with the exception that im at least tall
How do i fix my (lack of) personality?

>>81894889 (OP)
I am number two but I am 6' tall and I don't drink

>>81895869
If you make that much money as some kind of software developer, and you're tall you should have no problem getting girls. Unironically just be more confident, get nicer clothes, and talk to more women. You will work out your social muscle over time.

>>81895885
hi robot let's get married

>>81895890
Ok i work in software but make half that money
And no ive tried talking to women but i never end up as anything more than a friend

No sea monkey husband :(

>>81894889 (OP)
6. i think i would get along with him the best because i also think civilization is bound to collapse at some point, possibly within the next few years and i also distrust tap water. literally i talk about these things so much and to everyone that people are now annoyed with me. my dad told me i'm too negative and he raised me wrong. anyway i have enough money to buy us reverse osmosis filtration and materials to build our compound when civilization collapses so i'm not concerned about his lack of salary. he seems like he's been able to hold himself together alright and isn't lazy, and he's a dependable guy. all of the other options suck frankly. manwhores are an immediate no, i hate alcoholics, the zoomer sounds fucking annoying, and AI is demonic and how is that dude supposed to have intelligent conversations with me but no social skills? that's an oxymoron. i don't want to be married to a social retard who can't ever talk to me or be emotional with me.

>>81894889 (OP)
i would choose 3 for being a virgin, but i dont want to racemix so i choose 6 because he has the lowest body count

>>81895925
lmao stop man its just embarrassing

>>81894889 (OP)
5. He's sweet and his downsides are minimal.
>"Wears nail polish ironically"
don't care.
>"Can't fix anything irl"
That's ok, neither can I.
>Argues with 13-year-olds on Twitter
I argue with 13-year-olds on 4chan, it's chill
>Will still jerk off to other girls
That's...totally normal? How is that even a con?

>>81894889 (OP)
4 is the only one without glaring issues but looks like a goober.
6 I guess I can make work. It was almost gonna be 2 but then
>drinks a six pack a day
Nah.

>>81895007
This is so biased toward 5 lol. All the other ones are like "is an alcoholic and is guaranteed to kill you in a fit of rage one day" and 5 is just kind of like "uses twitter a lot idk"

>>81894889 (OP)
3 because I can peg him and what's he gonna do about it? Tell me no? Kek

>>81894889 (OP)
5 white dudes and a less than good looking asian guy. Wow I wonder who made this.

>>81896398
nobody picked the brown and black guys when they were included in previous threads
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81873407/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81853014/

>>81896469
They picked the asian guy a lot actually and even in this thread some people picked the asian guy

>>81894889 (OP)
either the lineup is shit (it is) or foids literally just choose based on their daddy issues (they are)
it's never been about muh Chad or muh height, it's always about muh animus and women are encouraged to not psychologically develop theirs. and external influences dictate their "choices" the most. men are bad at this as well, but not so much, although they ARE pressured to fill the surrogate daddy roles (and not psychologically develop) both because of patriarchy and feminism. this is the state of the world since the industrial revolution, getting exponentially worse. all compatibilities of subjectivities are secondary. notice no foids called OP out on making a shit thread

everywhere I go I see ropefuel that mere incels abd blackpillers can't fathom

>>81896787
are you telling me i get to be my gf's daddy?
awesome

>>81894889 (OP)
2 or 3 without a doubt.

>2
Strong, has intense feelings, 78k is good enough money.

>3
Thoughtful, loyal, virgin (this is a big pro), makes great money.
I'm 5'1" so 5'7" is fine with me, we'd just have midget kids.

>>81896810
yes and recreation of your parents' dynamics is all you'll ever get without ever seeing each other for what you are
until the projections break (the ick moment), either of both get disappointed and psychotic, divorce happens (best case scenario not involving cheating or murder btw), rinse and repeat assuming you didn't get too traumatized
you basically just need prefrontal cortex lobotomy and then you stop worrying about it before it happens. good enough for a solution
you also can ho hard on drugs and alcohol and you won't even notice any negative experiences downsides at all. life is rich with offers

>>81896787
You use anime profile pictures and make shittier lower effort threads. KYS.

>>81897127
>retarded projecting newfaggot tourist too dickless and braindead to even try addressing my post

>>81894889 (OP)
i would rather get cheated on by 1 a million times then be with some faggot who shows his butthole on onlyfans like 5

I predicted the order of popularity would be 2>5>6>4>3>1 and it ended up being 6>5>2>3>4=1 (at least with how I'm ruling some of the ambiguity). Seems like my biggest mistake was underestimating 6. I didn't account for the fact that women on here would be much more likely to accept a drastic lifestyle change. It does make sense though, given that I imagine women who spend time here are largely dissatisfied with their present lives and have much weaker ties to friends or family.
>>81895135
I think its possible to glean stuff from their answers if you first make predictions and then evaluate it against the results. Lets you see how accurate your assessments are and is just a fun game. I've done it for the past 2 husband threads too.
>>81896541
well that explains why there's an Asian guy still here lmao
>>81896469
I think it was a good choice to get rid of at least the black dudes. It basically seemed to boil down to whether or not race was a dealbreaker and if it wasn't he became too easy of a pick due to the lack of other cons. And I think the point of these threads is to force interesting and thought provoking choices.

>>81897283
2sisters how are we coping with losing against chad kaczynski and a faggy ethot

>>81897283
>predicted the order of popularity would be 2>5>6>4>3>1
because you're a dumb faggot who refuses to talk and listen to real people - men and women - properly
bet you also think answers would correlate 1:1 with actual choices given the real chance. literally making conclusions before N=100. wtf is this s-o-yence retardation? read a book, sissy

>>81897339
I'm not surprised the ethot does well, he appeals very strongly to a specific niche, like 6 does, plus he probably seems actually enjoyable to be around. I had a tough time picking between 5 and 2 for predicting winner. I'm sure 2 would win by a good margin if it weren't for the presence of 6 and/or the extent of the alcoholism. I've seen what that will do to someone's mind and he won't be the same man by the end of the 20 years.
>chad kaczynski
kek

>>81897434
that's why alcoholguy is the worst

>>81897251
Kek and true.

>>81897339
zoomer girls probably rank 5 the highest at this point

definitely 2 cause im retarded and i like evil men

>>81897339
2 is literally a violent alcoholic...

>>81897434
>>81897487
>>81897593
we all have our own ways of dealing with stress and there is a cure to alcoholicism

>>81897544
>drinking a six pack and punching a drywall
>evil men

>>81897283
>I predicted the order of popularity would be 2>...
yup yup being an ugly, short alcoholic handyman old faggot won't get you laid with anyone good with any proven certainty. time to reinvent the personality (and appearance, and health, and height)

>>81897389
>because you're a dumb faggot who refuses to talk and listen to real people - men and women - properly
you're making a lot of assumptions lol
>bet you also think answers would correlate 1:1 with actual choices given the real chance. literally making conclusions before N=100. wtf is this s-o-yence retardation?
probably not because 1's cheating would not be immediately apparent but otherwise yeah. My bad for not being incredibly academically rigorous in a 4chan thread lmao.
At the end of the day my predictions were still in the broad placements correct and I can point to what exactly caused the inaccuracy, so I'm still pretty confident in all my reasoning.
>>81897487
I'd still easily put 1 further down and alchoholguy can still do well among the others depending on personal preference. Unless you assume 2 is violent but I don't think that's fair. Maybe that's just my experience though.
t. had alcoholic dad who would never hurt a fly but slowly turned retarded
>>81897608
If you assume that change is possible it kind of defeats the entire point i m o. I disqualified >>81895198 's vote when I was tallying for that reason

>>81894889 (OP)
I'll take #5 nigga

>>81894940
Anon was real for this take

>>81897633
strongly disagree with this injustice against 2, i can fix him

>>81894889 (OP)
1 100%

It is like looking in a slightly older richer mirror. I have no sense of jelousy and encourage it as long as he is safe and even then expect regular tests. I would conrinue to fuck around myself as life is too short.

>>81895056
Then you must DIE

>>81897653
well aren't you funny as fuck
here's what's your paper would be like

title
>femanon husbands survey

methodology
>wide dataset of husbands (6 units) to choose from, perfected as per 4chan threads of previous attempts of the survey and common sense of what women like [citation needed]

participants
>uncountable amount of anonymous people, hopefully mostly female at birth

introduction
>foids be foiding

vote legibility
>idk I guess

results
>fewer than 100 votes so far, but I'm not counting further

conclusions
>the votes were made with different expressed thoughts but I managed to neuter it all into statistics
>I'm confident in my reasoning

>>81897633
you to would become an alcoholic if you did plumbing for a living

>>81897766
yup that's what it would look like if I were doing an academic paper lmao
>>81897633
>ugly
>short
>old
dude what? he's average looking, 5'10" and the age isn't even specified

Either 5 or 6 depending on whom will accept my autistic ass more.

>>81895007
A person who drinks 6 pack every night is definitely not stable lol

>>81898646
What if 5 wants you to eat his ass and peg him? Would you do it?

>>81898664
Eat his ass no, peg yeah.
We can't divorce so he will have to settle on just pegging.

>>81895007
>Stable
Femoids are stupid the entire point of that dudes cons was he'd beat your ass in a drunken rage LMAO.

>>81898663
>>81898909
Why would he do that if you don't do anything wrong? Do you think all alcoholics are violent?

>>81898943
>Why would he do that if you don't do anything wrong?
What's "wrong" is past trauma making him an alcoholic. There's nothing you can do that changes how he feels but you thinking you'd be the one causing it already makes you the perfect victim.
>Do you think all alcoholics are violent
Yeah. Parents were both alcoholics and all they'd do is threaten to beat each other's ass and my own. They're all like that. The lazy chill drunk is a complete anomaly. It's.not like some chill pothead talking about lizards controlling the planet and shit. Drunks fall down and then will sperg out screaming at you that you are a piece of shit for not helping them.

>>81898943
Even non alcoholics are violent when they drink. People whose brain cells died off after years of persistent consumption are double so. This picture already alludes to this by mentioning punching through drywall. Normal people don't do this shit.
1 can of beer for night? Maybe has some hope. 6 cans? This person is done for and may as well die of cirrhosis in 10 years.

>>81897653
If you assume that people are immutable then you're a fucking idiot. Some flaws can be grown out of and if 2 only acts like a dickhead because he doesn't trust anybody enough to help him learn how to manage his emotions then all he needs is to meet an emotionally competent and well-meaning girl and enough time for her to earn his trust. Of course, emotionally competent women don't exist on /r9k/.
Also, punching a hole in drywall isn't a big deal as long as it was his own house and it's not asbestos: He fixes everything, does he not?

>>81894889 (OP)
1>3>5>4>2>6 for me.
But if I could convince 3 to just transition then they would win usurp 1

>>81894889 (OP)
Kek. 6 Is literally me, cept I'm 6'2. My gf pays for everything. I'm a para shcizo, jobless, good in the sack.

>>81897718
>>81895027
>>81899321
People who want 1, would you be willing to exchange him being short with him never cheating?

I ahve the personality of 3
Is it really that big of a dealbreaker?
Is there any way I can change to stop being like that?

>>81900586
Women want to offload decision fatigue to their partner (decision and action). If they have to take it up themselves they become resentful of their partner.

They'll pick 6 until they realize living off the land is a hard job, and they're part of the workforce.

>>81900479
In my case, it would be about negotiating an open relationship setup similar to what >>81897718 mentioned which is ideal so not cheating doesn't really improve much.

>>81894889 (OP)
I'm 3 but unemployed and white