If you were serious about love you wouldn't mind getting an implanted device that kills you if your lover dies or kills you both if you are more than a mile apart for more than one minute.

>but but
Cope, you're incapable of love, get away from me.

Yeah I would do this having an easy suicide method is not the bad thing you're making it out to be.

love doesn't exist, you fukken imbecile. are you fucking twelve, you naive retard? just commit sudoku, biotrash.

>>81927136 (OP)
Think about it.
You ride the train together and some nigga just pushes one of you out the door while the other is taking a shit, sleeping,..
Either one dies and the other just khs due to loss, or both die for a cause thats totally out of their control.
Nothing wrong with something that rules out shit like that.
What if the police takes one for what ever, what if you get illl and have to head for the Hospital...
Your love needs to adjust to reality or you both just suffer and die.

>>81927136 (OP)
>more than a mile
Sorry, this one is unreasonable due to how cities are built. I want a good job to be able to support her.
1 mile radius is too limiting for that.
I would the first one though.

>>81927136 (OP)
What if she could be saved by cpr but now since you are dead too she is lost forever?

>>81927210
I mean sure, fine by me since you both die anyway. Why'd you want to live if your lover is experiencing such despair that they want to die anyway. Better to cross death's door together.

>>81927216
Sounds like I struck a nerve huh normalswine. You're so incapable of commitment that you have to deny that love exists. Sad!!

>>81927220
Why'd you let some rando push your lover out of the door? Why'd you let the police abduct them? Why'd you let them get carted off to the hospital without you? Do you even love them????? Protect your soulmate, baka

>>81927231
That sounds sort of legit but that is also the sort of excuse a normalswine would conjure up to be able to fuck his secretary or "work wife" or whatever. hmhm. I don't know what to make of it.

>>81927280
You'll both be too dead to care, nonny.

>>81927136 (OP)
Women would fight against this just like they would fight against the prohibition of abortion.

>>81927136 (OP)
Nah Let's tie ourselves together with a rope for so long it will feel very natural not being close to each other

>>81927136 (OP)
>a mile
this would be a curse but I'm fine with dying if she does

>>81927341
Medicare is not free, i need to work to provide for it and you will run into a problem if your loved one needs longer to recover.

Also, are you that insecure that you have zero trust into your soulmate.
Would you sacrifice yourself and your loved one just for a random event unluckyly seperating you two?
What if you have a broken bone and the other needs to get help?

Just because your Soulmate is outside of your field of view doesnt mean that hes cheating on you.
I think you are lacking trust and are projecting your own insecurities onto your partner.
If you both or just the other dies if the other betrails you in an way.sure. but this only gets you both killed.

>>81927341
>Sounds like I struck a nerve huh normalswine.
no, you dumb stone licker. I revel in solitude and love does not exist indeed. it's made up bullshit for the brainlets like you to believe into for no reason other than to control your worthless ass. Just like religion and all the other made up crap.
>You're so incapable of commitment
every single animal is incapable of this bullshit, because commitment is not natural. what you were led to believe is a lie. you live in a world that does not exist. good luck, moron.
>that you have to deny that love exists.
Because it does not. Just like a soul does not exist. You, "genius" won't even be able to define it. At most it is a fucking idea, that doesn't function in reality anyway. Like other ideas, of justice, equality, etc...
>Sad!!
you being one of 8b sheep is not sad. Sad is that you brainwashed into thinking, that you're even remotely intelligent. Joke, by the way. Your biomass doesn't fucking matter.

>>81927136 (OP)
i agree and i wish people took it more seriously since i think love is something worth dying for, but the reality of things is that no one gives a shit anymore. though 1 mile is a bit too extreme.

>>81927136 (OP)
I'd do it instantly if they came back.

>>81927136 (OP)
thats not love thats obsession

>>81927356
I don't know, the system sort of gets rid of imbalances of power doesn't it? If he beats you just fucking run away and you both die. In the end only functional, loving couples would remain, hopefully?

>>81927413
If the ropes are unbreakable and tied around our necks, sure.

>>81927761
Why do you hate your lover so much that you want to stay away from them?

>>81927765
I see your point but I still don't like it. Society should be rebuilt into something more healthy that allows people to stay closer together.

>>81928123
>because commitment is not natural
Neither is the machine you used to post this wall of cope and yet you remain glued to it. Birds can do lifelong partnership, why can't you? Are you less evolved than a bird? Ah who's a little pigeon? Rooo rooo can you make a nest?

>>81928420
People don't want to commit. They want their options open, they want their cake, to eat it too, the whole fucking bakery and the baker's ass, and his wife's ass as well. It's depressing.

>>81928470
I hope they come back, anon.

>>81928501
Spoken like a commitmentphobe coper.

>>81927136 (OP)
Yes, gladly.
I am not even kidding. I would spend less though to make that decision than I do when choosing what to have for breakfast.

While its not the same thing, I fantasized many times that I would like to have my family implanted with GPS chips if possible, for safety reasons. Not out of malice or some need to control. But out of love. Wouldn't even check it unless shit went down, I can control myself easily. Its something that you don't need, unless you need it. And its to late to get it by then.

I thought about what should I do to convince my wife about the chip, what would be the best approach here. Alas, turns out it was all pointless rumination. We don't have the technology, and even if we did. I will be always paying for love and I will die alone. Could be worse, at least I can afford it.

The fantasy was always pleasant I guess.
and while we're in the realm of fantasy I would like to have a vengeance clause for the device. Give me 48 hours to enact vengeance on those who hurt my loved ones before I go. Actually having this 48h constraint would be amazing, people are most productive when under a deadline.

>>81927341
>That sounds sort of legit but that is also the sort of excuse a normalswine would conjure up to be able to fuck his secretary or "work wife" or whatever. hmhm. I don't know what to make of it
You made a hypothetical device.
Make the device also kill me if I ever have any sort of "flirty" interaction with another woman or have any sort of feelings towards a woman.

>>81927136 (OP)
Not, but it should if you happen if you ever cheat or "fall out love"
Love should mean something
Love should mean everything

>>81927136 (OP)
ok deal we will just get the same job???

>>81927136 (OP)
also btw your choice of elves is shit

>>81928673
>People don't want to commit. They want their options open
yeah its honestly so fucking stupid. they treat relationships as a cage where once you're in you cant escape anymore instead of cherishing them and working towards making them a thing to live for. "uh muh you shouldnt be forced to live with the same person forever after some years they get boring, and what if i dont like them anymore??" anyone who thinks this is a retard that is not capable of loving some genuinely. which is the majority of people nowdays regretfully. the current situation in dating makes me question if true love even exists anymore or if its a thing of the past. curse dating apps and i hope who invented them dies a horrible painful death