super mario if he were real

>>81938113 (OP)
Do you know Stalin isn't Stalin's real name?
His real name was Iosef some georgian shit Stalin is the name he gave himself after being reborn as the Grandfather of the Soviet union means 'man of steel'. I love cults of personality haha.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_and_state_funeral_of_Joseph_Stalin

I wanna go see grandfather stalin's body one day. And Lenins. Glory to the Soviet Union.

>>81938139
super mario was a communist?

>>81938113 (OP)
>steals money from the people
>careless genocide
>eats a gratuitous amount of food(causing toads to starve)
i think you're on to something here OP

>>81938113 (OP)
Who was Luigi ?

mario here ama

>>81938159
super luigi man

>>81938181
How do you explain this ?

>>81938209
bunny power up
i ike to eat carrots in this costume

>>81938216
Kinda like the Tanuki power up? Dont remember what game thats from

>>81938225
its form mario

>>81938239
Which Mario

>>81938156
Why do you think this was his evil counterpart ?

>>81938293
Wario is the good counterpart of Mario
he always has the better games

>>81938311
Wario games are intended for mature audiences and thus finer tastes. Mario is simplified for younger generation, but his idealism stays true.

>>81938156
What do you think the Red is for ?

>>81938113 (OP)
Why does he actually look kinda cute here?

>>81938113 (OP)
He stomped on hitler just like a goomba!

>>81938113 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPtwvK-G3ms

>>81938674
Doesnt make sense. Mario is Italian and Italians are usually in New York or New Jersey, not Georgia

I wish Stalin lived and stayed relatively healthy an Extra 10 years and saved the timeline from being doomed by krushchev

>>81938113 (OP)
He's so sexy, anon