tell me a story from your life.

>>81948170 (OP)
what story? Urg

>>81948170 (OP)
post one first faggot

I got 4 shots of vodka today and a beer recently

>>81948170 (OP)
>woke up
>went back to sleep

>>81948272
here's a shitty story
>attending uni
>in a class with a really smart guy (everyone was smart though)
>stalk him on facebook and talk to him after class
>tell him he should meet one of my friends
>become acquainted with him
>time passes
>a girl adds me on facebook
>it's a friend of his and he told her about me
>still not sure why she added me though
>we talk for like 20 minutes (through messenger) and i spill my spag
>watching the office while we talk
>order takeout
>it's like a date but she's just not having a good time, and it's online
>watch her succeed more and more as time passes until facebook stops showing me her content

I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years, yesterday.
Our relationship was great, but she want us to move in together. I didnt, because I feel like I need a lot of alone time to rest. Im autistic, being with people tires me out. I could barely spend a weekend with her.

This was very important to her though,so she gave me an ultimatum, and I took it, I left. And then, at night, alone in my thoughts... Why the fuck did I do this? Why didnt I risk it? Give it a chance? I love her, its not like Im going to die. Why didnt I just fucking do it?

So I text her. Tell her I changed my mind. But its too late. She doesnt want me anymore. And now, I feel like I just gave up on the love of my life. For being a fucking asshole who cant appreciate the actual good things that I have in my life.

>>81948275
i'm drunk too. so tempting to just 420 blaze it with kona instead of study with kagamin

>>81948424
you should pay her some money to apologize. She is the victim

>>81948170 (OP)
I drank my own piss once

>be me
>in highschool with a kinda normie friend group
>oneitis is part of the group, kind of a tease
>somehow one day shes complaining and says she needs a backrub
>tells me directly "I know you dont like being touched so I wont ask you"
>other friend ends up giving her a back massage and eventually a foot massage
>i just end up playing runescape on my laptop
>I wasnt yet a total blackpilled incel so that wasnt the end of it

My mom and dad were having sex. He came insider her, and I was the first place swimmer to my mom's egg.

I fucked my sisters mouth and cum in it cause it was too warm inside. She has a boyfriend btw (not me)

>>81948170 (OP)
>winter
>about 18" of snow over 2 days
>finally ends
>shovel myself out
>my dog hasn't been for a walk in days so take him out
>walk around the block
>turn back on to my street
>see old guy using a snow thrower
>going uphill on his driveway
>his pants are drooping like he's in the 'hood
>half way up the driveway is pants fall to his ankles
>can't push snowthrower so it starts rolling back on him
>tips and he falls back with snowthrower on top of him
>oh shit... waiting for the pink mist
>run over, grab him and try to pick him up
>tell him to let go of the handles
>"IF I LET GO THAE SDNOWTHROWER WILL SHUT OFF!"
>no shit
>trying to keep my dog away from the snowthrower while I pick this guy up
>when he's on his feet I grab his pants, pull them up and hold them up by the front
>wrap my other arm around him
>we start walking up the driveway, pushing the snowthrower in front of us (while I'm trying to keep my dog safe)
>walking is jolting, back and forth and looks more like I'm fucking him from behind
>meanwhile, neighbors are driving past and staring
>now have sordid reputation among my neighbors.

I'm a very boring guy so I'll just tell a story involving people from my job

>my coworker, who I'll call Collin, just had a birthday
>invites coworkers who I'll call Marcus and Xavier to go clubbing Friday night
>Xavier, the manager's son, is driving
>for some reason borrows the car of the assistant manager's daughter
>end up ramming the car in the curb, fucking up the wheel
>tire won't even come off, heard it would cost $400 to fix but I wouldn't be surprised if it was more
>when they drop off the car it's a total fucking mess inside too, spilled food and alcohol
>even left weed in there without telling them
>Xavier tells the daughter that the tire blew out on the highway somehow
>Marcus snitches to the assistant manager about the wheel
>when I come in one evening I can hear my assistant manager screaming about she's gonna kill Xavier and Collin and all that

We don't know why he hit the curb like that but my coworkers were guessing that he was either drinking or high and thought he was okay to drive. I'll find out more tomorrow I guess

>have girlfriend when I was a teenager
>go over to her house
>she waits for her parents to leave
>steals money from their lockbox
>calls her friends
>picks up her two girl friends
>they listen to gangster rap with female vocalists and drive around shopping with the stolen money
>I am very uncomfortable the entire time