>>512176878
>It's a brand new day in the midwest
>Local chad crows to awake the hens from the coop
>these five emaciated women crawl out of the chicken coop
>begin stretching from another night of being in the cramped space
>Chad Swoops down off the top of the coop and fucks your mom right on the spot mid stretch
>later your grandmother checks their nests for eggs

I miss the good ol days

>have girlfriend when I was a teenager
>go over to her house
>she waits for her parents to leave
>steals money from their lockbox
>calls her friends
>picks up her two girl friends
>they listen to gangster rap with female vocalists and drive around shopping with the stolen money
>I am very uncomfortable the entire time

It's hilarious that fat lazy slobs believe that working out is some sort of Faustian bargain that forces you to forgo intellectual pursuits.

>>508292175
I am against fighting wars for Israel.
You should be paying attention to my posts. I'm American.