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Anonymous No.81953194 >>81953220 >>81953414
this student of the way of fish slept well last night
Anonymous No.81953220 >>81953235
>>81953194 (OP)
The student of the fish should tell me their favorite kind of cheese.
Anonymous No.81953235 >>81953242
>>81953220
i dont have one. i am too poor to eat nice cheese X the poor people cheeses are very mid
Anonymous No.81953242 >>81953273
>>81953235
You can get tasty cheap cheese quite easily these days.
Anonymous No.81953273 >>81953298
maybe drinking sum shou puer later
>>81953242
*grabs your butt*
Anonymous No.81953298 >>81953327
>>81953273
Um.. why are you doing that?
Anonymous No.81953327 >>81953340
>>81953298
to have something to stroke my pp to later
Anonymous No.81953340 >>81953363
>>81953327
The student of the way of fish needs to leave my butt alone!!! >:(
Anonymous No.81953363
>>81953340
this registered level 3 sex offender doesnt need your consent
Anonymous No.81953414 >>81953489 >>81953534
>>81953194 (OP)
wew, good thing this isn't my activation phrase :>
Anonymous No.81953489 >>81953511
>>81953414
Laputan Machine
Anonymous No.81953511
>>81953489
FSAJNFWUAIFN roger roger. im heading to tel aviv ASAP
Anonymous No.81953534
the air fryer bread is in the tummy
>>81953414
meds
Anonymous No.81953750 >>81956498
something messing with this fish is his age. it feels like i was 18yo 1.5 years ago (baka escaped 1.5 years ago) because the mental torture arc memory is almost completely gone. it feels like i will be 30yo in 1.5 years
Anonymous No.81953932 >>81954727
losing those 6 years would have been fine if it would have been just losing them. instead baka also got big boy mental health damage from it
Anonymous No.81953962 >>81954727
i only lost 4 years due to le mental torture but i consider the years of suffering due to le consequences of mental torture to be lost too and also demand reparations for those from the german state
Anonymous No.81954081 >>81954457
why did britain basically ban porn? arent bakas there doing le
>damn these politics aaa i am angry
>*consumes porn*
>i love corn syrup
now bakas will be angry and there is nothing that could calm them down
Anonymous No.81954135 >>81954497
this fish thinks institutions, corpos and bureaucracy monsters are the enemies of mankind
Anonymous No.81954443
in germany they have school institution janny files on everynyan, if i remember it right. teachers can write janny notes about school bakas in them. my school file probs says "white extremist, pedophile, neo nazi etc". when i changed schools the new schools always treated me like i was sum former isis member
Anonymous No.81954457 >>81954473
>>81954081
We are a nation whose main export is misery
Anonymous No.81954473
>>81954457
gott strafe england
Anonymous No.81954497 >>81954560
>>81954135
This bigu this
Le Bundesheer is kicking me Out because i dont have enough Charisma to make Up for my Past mistakes
Anonymous No.81954560 >>81954708
>>81954497
baka was too wild for the military... maybe university would be better for you
Anonymous No.81954708 >>81954822
>>81954560
I dunno man they Said its because i once Had a positive Test on thc but i think it must be Something Else as Well
>maybe university would be better for you
Thats my plan actually, doing 2 years of Re doing high school degree at Home (everything is hecking easy anyway beside Mathe and i can Take Nachhilfe for that) and living Off neet bux and then 4-6 years university perhaps medicine ofc the state will also pay for it
Waging is so Not worth it No Matter If in the Military or outside
Anonymous No.81954727 >>81954822
>>81953932
>>81953962
Also Go to the state and say you have ptsd or something and cant Work because you Focus on Recovery right now
They should leave you alone after that but you need a paper from psychatrist to verify it and getting that paper could be a headache
Anonymous No.81954822 >>81954885
>>81954708
>but i think it must be Something Else as Well
maybe they were looking for any reason to kick you out or maybe they were just boomers who thought thc is le big evil
>beside Mathe and i can Take Nachhilfe for that
giving baka private math lessons...
>perhaps medicine ofc the state will also pay for it
baka will leech the right way... this fish is leeching the wrong way
>Waging is so Not worth it No Matter If in the Military or outside
very true especially if they let one continue leeching while studying
>>81954727
it would be too much of a pain for this fish to bother X i doubt id get a "baka is mentally ill" paper. they see me as prime slavery meat
Anonymous No.81954885 >>81954929
>>81954822
I think they want to Turn you into a wageslave because you have No plausible explanation why you are collecting neetbux
You are leeching the wrong way If you also Said you want to re do high school they would pay you for it
The only people who can leech without Problem are mothers with Kids, the mentally or physically disabeld, Muslim Immigrant or students

You need to Eventually Deal with burecracy If you want Ur Peace from the Arbeitsamt
Its hard to Look Up because they wanna gatekeept the Sozialleistungen but i believe you can do it (even the Immigrants can)
Anonymous No.81954929 >>81955115 >>81956498
>>81954885
>because you have No plausible explanation why you are collecting neetbux
its a "you (the state) give me neetbuxx and in return i wont receive any guerilla warfare training" kind of trade
>If you also Said you want to re do high school they would pay you for it
no, they wouldnt. theyd tell me to wagie for 2 years to get le permission to do the 4 years of humiliation school
>You need to Eventually Deal with burecracy If you want Ur Peace from the Arbeitsamt
this fish is fine. emailing baka a picture of my pp...
Anonymous No.81955115 >>81955138 >>81955164
>>81954929
>no, they wouldnt. theyd tell me to wagie for 2 years to get le permission to do the 4 years of humiliation school

You can do Abitur from Home and Just Go and Take the actual Test in a school (Extremisten Pruefung)
Just study on Ur own and you would prob be able to Pass in 1-2 years

>this fish is fine. emailing baka a picture of my pp..

No one wants to See old man PP...
Baka should have gone after a fuojoshi Girl while He was still a Young twink...
Anonymous No.81955138 >>81955224
>>81955115
Externisten* lol
Anonymous No.81955164
>>81955115
>You can do Abitur from Home and Just Go and Take the actual Test in a school
that was my plan years ago but my bundesland demands fernschule for that which is 4k europoor coins
>No one wants to See old man PP...
Baka should have gone after a fuojoshi Girl while He was still a Young twink...
i am creepy ojisan maxxing now. lots of girls like big creepy ojisan pp... sending baka the picture anyway...
Anonymous No.81955224 >>81955258
>>81955138
I am interested in the bigu and reimu Timeline
I Heard Something Something that He was the one taddle talling to the Police that you did the cuttu cult or something

>Fernschule
You can Take a Credit for that and never pay it Back or lay it Back in 20+ years
But yea sucks to Not have any Money at all, thats why i saved Up 6k europoor coins...
Anonymous No.81955241 >>81955258
Old man i demand Internet Stories at the time where reimu and you where still both Young twinks and did le Internet trolling
Did you still Go to school at this Timeline or where u a neet already
Anonymous No.81955258 >>81955349
>>81955224
>You can Take a Credit for that and never pay it Back or lay it Back in 20+ years
i dont want to debt maxx. its 150 europoor coins per month and if you cant pay they just kick you out of the program probs
>>81955241
telling baka secret stories behind closed doors...
Anonymous No.81955349 >>81955415
>>81955258
Nah you can Take a Credit at the bank (with interest)
Idk If its allowed in Ur state/ country but you could get Sozialleistungen+ Work on the Weekend to get 300 bucks extra a month (unless they Take the 300 away from Sozialleistungen)
>>telling baka secret stories behind closed doors...
Reimu and bigu Prob sendet each Other private Pics (sexual) and Had the we are so smart and Epic discord Trolls mindest
Baka is perhaps emberassed of what He did when He was still Young and now Hes Just some old hairy man
Anonymous No.81955360 >>81955415
Nothing against you tho
Just because you are Not in Ur Prime anymore doesnt mean its completley over
Im also a old hag in 2years
Anonymous No.81955415 >>81956498
>>81955349
>Nah you can Take a Credit at the bank (with interest)
i doubt theyd gib to this neet X going to university without sum buxx saved would probs be impossible. id be in debt so thats even worse
>Sozialleistungen+ Work on the Weekend to get 300 bucks extra a month (unless they Take the 300 away from Sozialleistungen)
i think one can only do 100 buckerooos but id rather spend that time gooning
>Baka is perhaps emberassed of what He did when He was still Young and now Hes Just some old hairy man
baka wants me to spill the beans in public...
>>81955360
my prime will begin in 4 years and it will last 10 years
>Im also a old hag in 2years
baka is too old for me...
Anonymous No.81955522
maybe getting a girlfriend by giving math homework helperooo to internet girls
Anonymous No.81955670
my phone keeps disconnecting my sim cards. le planned obsolescence...
Anonymous No.81955980 >>81956498
the warrior monk training has been completed for today X the salami pizza is in the oven. this "too poor to get a fan" baka is sweaty
Anonymous No.81956032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnA8CQKY3Sk
Anonymous No.81956106 >>81956498
schoolerooos treated me like i was sum crime baka probs because of my school janny file. they always made me do a "gib phone to teacher" humiliation ritual at the beginning of lessons for sum reasons. i got kicked out of classes for laughing to myself, bakas claimed i was racially bullying sum east asian girl with it (even back then baka loved east asian girls so it didnt make any sense at all). they were obsessed with reporting stuff to the police and writing about it in my school reports like i was sum convicted criminal even though le state threw those reporterooos into le trash. the institutions hated me
Anonymous No.81956159 >>81956164
at sum point they put me at sum seat where id be alone to keep this "dangerous" baka away from the "good" people. all i did was say that le islam isnt compatible with with values and the institutions went full oppression mode against me. my file probs said "drug addicted neo nazi, police known criminal, anger issues having baka, pedophile" so even when i moved to other institutions they continued le oppression
Anonymous No.81956164
>>81956159
>compatible with with values
western values*
Anonymous No.81956286
the pizza is in the tummy. one time i had to do sum presentation with a baka. the teacher was muslim, the baka was sick (and even got le doctor paper). the teacher screamed at me and accused me of trying to post pone by making the baka pretend to be sick. i was then sent to le principal where baka would do le "ooo its you " screameroooo. then i had to gib the 2 person presentation on my own and got the worst grade because i didnt know the stuff the sick baka was supposed to say. obviously i heckin hated school. stuff happened a decade ago but i will sue them when i get the means to do it. the state probs has to keep school janny files for decades so it will be an easy lawsuit
Anonymous No.81956410 >>81956669
i was actually being oppressed though. when one school called the police against me because sum new german tried to stab me the police sued the new german and not me which made the school sneed. when i had to go to the police station to gib the report the police baka i talked to went full conspiracy theory mode and did le "doesnt it look like THEY tried to bait you into a fight to then fugg you up if you fought back X blame everything on you, and the school was in on it to? it does right?" and this fish was like "damn, i wouldnt go that far" but they probs were right
Anonymous No.81956451 >>81956498
it all is a conspiracy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwhVfdI0EEw
Anonymous No.81956498 >>81956538
>>81953750
Baka feels like an old man...

>>81954929
>emailing baka a picture of my pp...
Gib

>>81955415
Baka believes ze Discord groomer...

>>81955980
This snownigga would rather starve than be hot

>>81956106
Baka has had yellow fever for a long time now...

>>81956451
Damn... that first song is nostalgic for me
Anonymous No.81956538 >>81960886
choosing to oppress me was a mistake. the question isnt "will baka become an archmage?". no matter what happens, its "when will baka become an archmage?". they usually try to make bakas like me slaves to the system but this fish is a free wizard thanks to the early life wrongthink
>>81956498
>This snownigga would rather starve than be hot
baka doesnt have 0.1% han chinese dna...
>Baka has had yellow fever for a long time now...
this baka was born with it. my 0.1% han chinese dna makes me love east asian girls...
Anonymous No.81956669
>>81956410
at that school i also got randomly sucker punched once. suddenly baka was surrounded by brown people who were in fighting stance against me. they waited for me to attack so they could fugg me up with the permission of le school. this fish knew he couldnt punch back and somehow i managed to catch all other puncheroos from the baka and held his arms. he tried giving me a headbutt but fugged it up and hit his weak head spot against my strong head spot. the baka ran away and i walked away. baka "lost" because baka didnt gib any puncherooos but baka avoided a 10 vs 1. the school told me to fuck off when i told them about it and i didnt call the police because baka thought le "its not important enough"
Anonymous No.81956686
baka was Vogelfrei at that school. everynyan could attack me with 0 consequences
Anonymous No.81956778
baka got lucky at that school though. the school banned me from going to it for not sucking cock. on the first day of the ban sum crime maxxing new germans went there looking for me to kill me (i am serious) as revenge for getting the other new german sued
Anonymous No.81956792 >>81956816
zis was my school experience. its not surprising i dont even have le Hauptschulabschluss. i dont want to have anything to do with those institutions. they are evil
Anonymous No.81956816 >>81956848
>>81956792
>its not surprising i dont even have le Hauptschulabschluss
why doesn't baka go to Abendschule?
Anonymous No.81956848
to be honest, i dont believe this is a simulation to correct big crime baka me in the *real* reality. a simulation like that would try to make you love institutions. i hate them
>>81956816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-ZntuMjSo
Anonymous No.81956876
id rather cut open my tummy with a wakizashi than get one of THEIR degrees
Anonymous No.81956982
Preparing the 15yo shou puer... baka *needs* more tea
Anonymous No.81957022
Lots of steam... the ghosts are happy
Anonymous No.81957227
This fish has added a new training of the mind to his schedule. When the tea is brewing this fish tries to let go of everything until the tea is done
Anonymous No.81957389 >>81957445
How did baka become a disciple so quickly? Share your technique, the fish's path is intriguing
Anonymous No.81957445 >>81957566
>>81957389
The machine elves are scheming sumthing and somehow it lead to me being a disciple of *the* great fish
Anonymous No.81957566 >>81957622
>>81957445
How can I learn more about this? It makes me watch for signs every day. It's very exciting and makes my heart beat faster
Anonymous No.81957622 >>81957717
This fish deserves a netorase girlfriend
>>81957566
Only the machine elves know...
Anonymous No.81957717 >>81957777
>>81957622
ominous... it makes me think and creates a tense atmosphere. It explains a lot, and I'm grateful. Perhaps it should come from within
Anonymous No.81957777 >>81957867 >>81960886
Sleepy...
>>81957717
Baka gets it...
Anonymous No.81957867 >>81957901
>>81957777
Evening sleep is quite harmful, and it will be difficult to fall asleep and stay asleep at night
Anonymous No.81957901 >>81957980
>>81957867
I am not going to sleep yet. My mind is sleepy because it has calmed down
Anonymous No.81957980 >>81958041
>>81957901
Was your mind so tense? What caused it to happen? It sounds like calming down isn't a good thing because it makes you sleepy. Although this relaxation is pleasant
Anonymous No.81958041 >>81958118
>>81957980
My mind is just being a baka
Anonymous No.81958118 >>81958188
>>81958041
It's so tiring... Unexpected. I think I understand. Doesn't it cause you a lot of trouble? It requires concentration...
Anonymous No.81958188 >>81958288
Maybe sum draweroooo later
>>81958118
>Doesn't it cause you a lot of trouble? It requires concentration...
My mind being an untamed baka is my worst mental issue
Anonymous No.81958288 >>81958340
>>81958188
If you interpret your mind in this way, should you take action? Major psychological problems will consume you and not let you return... this is the most likely outcome in most cases, but you can change the flow of the picture before your eyes and avoid being consumed
Anonymous No.81958340 >>81958409
>>81958288
Taming my mind is very difficult
Anonymous No.81958409 >>81958465
>>81958340
probably so, but is it a part of you? It is what defines you. Baka can lose himself because of it, it is because of the ignorance that it is what makes him baka, isn't it?
Anonymous No.81958465 >>81958583
>>81958409
Are you a glowie who got assigned to me?
Anonymous No.81958583 >>81958713 >>81959683
>>81958465
Every person in this world emits light, to some extent. It's a good thing if you can see it, I think. After a long time, you may accumulate a lot of happiness and want to release it. This cycle cannot end, but it can slow down and speed up many, many times. Do you agree with this? Chicken semi-finished products are very tasty
Anonymous No.81958713 >>81958784
The tea time is over... snaccing the ice cream...
>>81958583
I dont geddit
Anonymous No.81958784 >>81958806
>>81958713
when you have too much light in you, you need to share it with good intentions. And the chicken is just delicious
Anonymous No.81958806 >>81958867
>>81958784
Stealing bakas chicken...
Anonymous No.81958867 >>81958912
>>81958806
This is the baka-police. It's not good to steal, but this chicken is too beautiful, you can take as much as you want. The main thing is not to overdo it
Anonymous No.81958912 >>81958971
>>81958867
giving baka sum ice cream for the chicken...
Anonymous No.81958971 >>81959028
>>81958912
Oh, thats so sweet of you, I'll take the ice cream. The chicken in the batter gives you more energy than just the chicken. You dont have to reheat it in the oven or on the stove, a regular microwave will do desu. This chicken doesnt require any sauce or anything else, which is a big advantage. It's always fresh, and it almost shines!
Anonymous No.81959028 >>81959145
snaccing sum more ice cream...
>>81958971
baka got the fancy chicken with his cia wagie buxx...
Anonymous No.81959145 >>81959201
>>81959028
Baka is only interested in justice, not secret work. Doesnt the chicken materialize in your fridge? Wont all this ice cream turn you into a popsicle?
Anonymous No.81959201 >>81959255
snaccing the salami snacc...
>>81959145
showing baka my pp...
Anonymous No.81959255 >>81959267
>>81959201
Its time to get a good nights sleep... Baka needs to get into his warm cave and snore like a baby. Im grateful for this time desu, a lot is going to happen tomorrow
Anonymous No.81959267 >>81960886
baka forgot to order tea
>>81959255
sleep well
Anonymous No.81959683
>>81958583
do not eat the medium rare chicken baka!!
may you sleep well tho, signed,, paranoid hos
Anonymous No.81960638 >>81960886
this fish made a new drawing. doing line art takes so much heckin time. idk if i will color it some other day
Anonymous No.81960716
eating the night banan...
Anonymous No.81960886 >>81961206
>>81956538
Baka is a slave to his genes...

>>81957777
>Sleepy...
Me too

>>81959267
Baka forgot to do the needful...

>>81960638
Omgee, baka poasted a draweroooooo! Grabbing Maho's butt...
Anonymous No.81961206 >>81962111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ebp6rma1FY
>>81960886
>Baka forgot to do the needful...
stuff would take 1h but baka is lazy...
Anonymous No.81961375 >>81961636
lil fishie...
Anonymous No.81961636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FJzw_0uD5I
>>81961375
lil baka...
Anonymous No.81962103 >>81962111
this fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Rlyhg2TV0
Anonymous No.81962111
>>81961206
>stuff would take 1h but baka is lazy...
I geddit

>>81962103
Oyasumi, fish