Thread 81963829

changing your name is easier than i thought.
fuck yes!!!! i get to change my ugly ass name,
celebrate with me fellas.

>>81963829 (OP)
wat was yuor name before??? why change ?

>>81964072
my name was adolfo and i'm changing it to wolfgang.
adolfo is the spanish version of adolf which means something like lone wolf or proud wolf or something like that so wolfgang isn't that far from that.
i'm also changing my last name but i won't say what my current last name is or what i'll change it to, but it matches wolfgang really well and it's a cool ass word too.

wolfgang was Mozart's first name his dad had great taste in names man.

Naming your kid something lame is unbelievably bizarre behavior. Its a free choice. You can set them up for success right there are then. Why wouldn't you? How do some people fail miserably at the first, most basic task of parenting? Its beyond me.

>>81964253
are you him op

>>81964253
>adolf to wolfgang
nigga I'd name myself trashboat before either of these

>>81964307
i will be anon.
i will be...

>>81964319
say wolfgang a few times, it rolls off the tongue, it's slick and classy, it's sophisticated yet feral. it's the perfect name and the last name i chose is even better it fits really well with wolfgang. it's a last name that doesn't exist currently, i've checked, it's a rare word, rarely spoken with a beautiful meaning.
a new last name means the start of a new family, with a new last name that means i have to have children to pass on the cool last name i chose, i wish i could share what it was. i guess i'll say it has something to do with thunder.

>>81964319
lmao i love that episode

>>81963829 (OP)
My name is floyd

>>81964405
hell yeah floyd rose, the most annoying type of bridge to have.

>>81963829 (OP)
God named u sukmandeep for a reason. God names us all about our purpose. Suck men. It is gods will for u to suck men off. Indian men are prized sexual beings for their work in the blowjob industry, which is a driving economic force paving the way to a more technologically advanced future.

>>81964358
That's cool and all, except you're not naming your sonic oc on deviantart, you're chosing a legal name which everyone will refer to you with in real life. If you genuinely think anybody's gonna think you're cool and not a complete dork after introducing yourself as fucking wolfgang then you're hopeless.
>>81964399
Yea it's my favorite besides more smarter.

>>81964435
i don't know... wolfgang is a great name, the world just isn't ready for it i guess, i still think i'm gonna go with it.
if people think it's dorky they can just call me wolfy or something cute.

>>81964288
my name is goofy as hell it's really embarassing

>>81964253
>my name was adolfo and i'm changing it to wolfgang.
>My name was kinda cool
>I'm changing it to turbo cringe
Lmfao you cannot script this shit

>>81964717
what's your name anon
>>81964738
it's avant-garde anon wolfgang is a cool name.

>>81963829 (OP)
Are you stealing my discord username? (wolfgang_akire_333) I am him IRL so I will always be the original wolfgang despite neither that or dmitri being my names though my 'true name' is similar.

I really am like him though. Childhood, personality, everything.

"Like father like son.
Beneath a sheep's skin hides a wolfish mind."

Stay away from me.

>>81964856
potential man that got mogged by a femcel. pathetic.

>>81964872
I have no idea what is going on in this thread I do not give a fuck about the drama reeheheeheeee I just wanna talk about project Eden lole this is now a Project Eden thread

>>81964939
average /r9k/ femcel and /pol/ack relationship

>>81964939
>>81964856
no one has seen that anime anons.

>>81964995
you should watch that anime it is so good

>>81965021
i just googled it and it seems to be a game, i can't find the anime.

>>81965098
uh try reading the manga then my bad