>>214215184
bei mir ist kaker in der hose

they're cleverly (genius even) marketing campaigns.

they made it so that the iphone would show messages from phones that aren't iphones in an ugly shade of green and then they paid women to post online claiming that they thought lesser of people who texted them with a green text bubble, next thing you know every woman is buying an iphone every time a new one comes out even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

labubus, they paid women to walk around with them strapped on themselves and to post them online, now every woman and child thinks they absolutely have to have a fucking labubu for some reason.

fucking stanley cups were marketed similarly to labubus, they paid corporate job women to carry a gigantic fucking reusable water bottle and post online with them in sight then all of a sudden broke ass women went out and bought them because they saw them as a status symbol, now every woman and child is carrying that shit around. no one drank that much water in the past, i guess it's healthy, but still it's all just brilliant marketing.

they're getting better at crafting artificial trends, it's kind of interesting what the next big thing they're gonna make retarded ass women waste their money on next.

the crazy thing about the water bottles is that it had to be a stanley one otherwise you were looked down uppon.
why are women so easy to manipulate? they're always pretending that they hate capitalism yet they're the biggest consumer slaves.
in a few years they're gonna abandon the stanley cups and the labubus and act like they were never into it out of embarrassment of the fact that they were among the biggest slaves to capitalism, all the while owning the next big trend.

tl;dr women are retarded.

>>82146262
i took an edible like 30 minutes ago and managed to squeeze out a little goon sesh before the edible takes effect. i had to do it quick since i don't like being aware of the watchers while i'm gooning.

i just thought you'd want to know OP

changing your name is easier than i thought.
fuck yes!!!! i get to change my ugly ass name,
celebrate with me fellas.

>>81943421
the average person is pretty good looking so a 5 aka an average girl would be pretty good looking, i'd take my 5 and be a happy little fella with her.

man, if i were normal i'd be balls deep in a gf right this fucking second.

>>212515422
aber es regnet doch?

I think I'm just going to pay for sex to lose my virginity and get things started rolling

woke up with a really hard boner this morning,
i still got it baby!

My excessive neoteny/baby fat made me look like a 5 year old as a preteen. I hate looking at pictures from that era. I'm also autistic so I get infantilized constantly

>>212035464
yeahhhöööö

>>22846330
>some shit i never said

last night i dreamt that i had a pet alien worm, it was like a little caterpillar with fur and a long black tongue like thing that would come out of it, it looked like a mascara brush. i was at some kind of mall and i dropped the little alien thing and a bunch of random little girls kept trying to stomp on it and i had to like push their feet out of the way while on the floor trying to pick up my little alien.

what do you think it means doc?

>>76272695
>when you understand mike menzer did meth and lots of steroids
>he literally said he is the only human being thay can handle meth
>schiz'd out and ripped all his photos out of a gym for not winning olympia after one attempt(he literally got second)

>>81521869
i still only have my permit and haven't practiced for my license, i've forgotten everything about driving, what the signs mean what to do, everything. it's gonna be impossible getting a license.

i got flan for my birthday, it was tasty guys!