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Anonymous No.82220461 [Report] >>82220469 >>82220521
iphones, labubus and stanley cups are all the same thing.
they're cleverly (genius even) marketing campaigns.

they made it so that the iphone would show messages from phones that aren't iphones in an ugly shade of green and then they paid women to post online claiming that they thought lesser of people who texted them with a green text bubble, next thing you know every woman is buying an iphone every time a new one comes out even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

labubus, they paid women to walk around with them strapped on themselves and to post them online, now every woman and child thinks they absolutely have to have a fucking labubu for some reason.

fucking stanley cups were marketed similarly to labubus, they paid corporate job women to carry a gigantic fucking reusable water bottle and post online with them in sight then all of a sudden broke ass women went out and bought them because they saw them as a status symbol, now every woman and child is carrying that shit around. no one drank that much water in the past, i guess it's healthy, but still it's all just brilliant marketing.

they're getting better at crafting artificial trends, it's kind of interesting what the next big thing they're gonna make retarded ass women waste their money on next.

the crazy thing about the water bottles is that it had to be a stanley one otherwise you were looked down uppon.
why are women so easy to manipulate? they're always pretending that they hate capitalism yet they're the biggest consumer slaves.
in a few years they're gonna abandon the stanley cups and the labubus and act like they were never into it out of embarrassment of the fact that they were among the biggest slaves to capitalism, all the while owning the next big trend.

tl;dr women are retarded.
Anonymous No.82220469 [Report] >>82220491 >>82220743
>>82220461 (OP)
>labubus
niggers on this board just make up words and expect everyone to know wtf it means
Anonymous No.82220491 [Report] >>82220518
>>82220469
labubu is a little baby demon stuffed animal that women are buying as status symbols, there's one that's worth like 5k or like 150k, but it's impractically big.
there are rare ones and shit, it's the latest female trend.
pic related
Anonymous No.82220518 [Report]
>>82220491
oh, my bad. i've seen these things before. thought it was a character from a disney movie or something
Anonymous No.82220521 [Report] >>82220536 >>82220571
>>82220461 (OP)
Yes women loving buying useless shit, did you think that was a novel take?
Anonymous No.82220536 [Report] >>82220588
>>82220521
>you cannot comment on society at all. i am high iq for shutting down opinions
npc antics lol
op clearly want discussion
Anonymous No.82220571 [Report]
>>82220521
you own a labubu, stanley cup or iphone don't you anon?
Anonymous No.82220588 [Report] >>82220595
>>82220536
There's no discussion to be had since everyone figured this out a millennia ago
Anonymous No.82220595 [Report] >>82220613
>>82220588
>stop discussing ideas! you can only post trannies and porn! i am very high iq
Anonymous No.82220613 [Report] >>82220621
>>82220595
>i am very high iq
I am
Anonymous No.82220621 [Report]
>>82220613
you sure are, sweetie. you're our special little boy
>straps on your helmet
Anonymous No.82220743 [Report]
>>82220469
there is this new shit called a search engine. you type shit in it and then you get results based on what you typed. cutting edge tech, you should give em a go.