Thread 82049744

Why are men like this? Why won't they let us watch them pee?

>>82049744 (OP)
how about I piss on your face instead?

I would let you watch me pee close up

i would be ashamed if i could not perform to your imagination of what a good pee would be

20 bucks for pics of me pissing, 30 for video, 50 for pissing on feet
Take it or leave it

>>82049765
are you cute? describe your appearance

Honor lives

>>82049775
i am a med

>>82049744 (OP)
I've not a troon or have a penis envy but I've always been jealous of how men pee. Seems easier desu.

>>82049786
fuck you mean easier we have to pull back the foreskin and aim you need skill to pee as a man

>>82049786
It's easier yes, but has it's own downsides. Some women can just pull up on their skin in specific ways that pull up the angle of their piss to use men's urinals

Where's the one that says "no you can't hold my weiner while I pee"

Also, for shits and gigs, have any fembots done that or had the urge to do it?

>>82049801
>It's easier yes, but has it's own downsides.
Like what? I'm curious.

>>82049775
Dark hair
Naturally pale
6'1" and built like a rail

>>82049744 (OP)
I e-dated a girl with a piss kink. I sent her a recording of my morning piss. It was 5 mins long and she said she got scared of drowning. This is only a fantasy, don't make your piss kink a reality.

>>82049744 (OP)
I am unable to urinate unless i am alone, it would trigger a similar embarassment as not being able to get it up

>>82049810
Last time a foid did it to me they kept pinching the tip to stop the stream while giggling

>>82049744 (OP)
i'd let a foid watch me pee, hell I'd let her direct the stream. but I'd expect reciprocation, would watch her pee and play around with her puss and stuff

>>82049785
>>82049820
not the type of pee i am looking for

>>82049824
I kinda think guys who do this are cute. Idk why.

>>82049830
It's only polite to save them the cold toilet seat in the morning and let her piss through your legs

>>82049744 (OP)
only if you let me pee on you

>>82049839
hell yea or she could just sit on my mouth and go to town

>>82049836
ill pee on you bitch

>>82049836
curiously what type of pee are you looking for?

>>82049882
filipino, slightly below average height, proficient with woodworking tools

>>82049882
i would only pay to watch a pale ginger boi pee
>>82049909
>sea monkey
i think you can get that for free

>>82049909
oh shit have you seen that small dick SEA guy? he's perfect for you!

>>82049826
I bet that felt real weird

>>82049973
It felt kinda good ngl

>>82049817
Not a man, but have seen it happen, sometimes their stream just goes off to the side out of nowhere

>>82049744 (OP)
Mainly because the ones that want to see it are real weird about it. I am never letting anyone hold my dick while I piss ever again.

>>82050026
It's residual cum from being excited the night before but not actually cumming.

>>82049744 (OP)
I dated a chinese and she didn't understand why I would have an autism meltdown when she would casually enter the bathroom while I was shitting

>>82050041
Lmao, I'll be avoiding the Chinese more than I already do. Thanks.

>>82050028
I am sorry, but how can you want to see and NOT be weird about it???
>>82050034
interesting, I've only seen it happen online, if it had been in person I would feel bad knowing that. But that is if your words have any truth to them...

Why tf would I want to watch a man pee? /r9k/ is fucking disgusting.

>>82050041
Most couples do this after a while

>>82050034
I've seen men say on the internet that it's harder to piss when they have a boner. Is this why? That's kinda funny imo.

>>82049744 (OP)
Because you literally can't. I am unable to relax and allow a stream of urine out when I think I am in someone's field of vision or might be in their field of vision soon, my muscles won't unclench.

>>82050093
I've seen my bf shit but I've never let him see me shit or even fart lol

>>82050094
no retard
when its hard it only bends up, not down
so you gotta do the fuckin smooth criminal lean to actually aim it into the bowl

>>82050094
It's never been a problem for me
>>82050101
This either

>>82049744 (OP)
Because they always try to touch it or shake us
Stop that

>>82049826
>Last time a foid did it to me they kept pinching the tip to stop the stream while giggling
"we women aren't children! we are adults!"
"Tee-hee look at floppy thing"

>>82050127
My dick was actually quite hard from them touching and squeezing the tip

First time she purposefully makes me piss anywhere but in the toilet
>Give me a second chance please please please
Does it again and smirks during
>I wouldn't give up on you, please let me try again
Gets on knees and into her mouth
-_-*

>>82050141
>wakeup from nap
>gf has soft dick in her mouth playing with it like a pacifier
keep in mind this is a degree graduate with a prestigious job

>>82050165
Literally One of the core things I want my girlfriend to do

>>82050165
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. Most of the time it's not even voluntary and I wake myself up sleep sucking

>>82050211
All I want and need is my girl to do that

>>82049744 (OP)
i've never watched my bf pee now i'm gonna bug him about it

>>82050235
Go for it. Most guys don't mind

>>82050094
I kinda just throw my hips back and try to angle it down into the toilet. It's because it points up when you're hard. Why am I even explaining this. Fuck.

>>82050050
>how can you not be weird about it
I was lead to believe that there are so many women that want to see it that the law of averages says there should be some not weird ones in the demographic.

Another troon larping as a girl, classic move.

I'd let a girl watch me pee if she'd let me watch her pee

>>82050553
Women often have less shame about pissing than men do

>>82050581
Then why won't they let me watch them pee? Why won't they let me hold their vagina while they pee? Seems like they are very ashamed about peeing and only want to let chads into the secretive world of female peeing, rather than let any other guys into that world

>>82050644
You mean like random girls? I've met a few random girls that didn't mind and even enjoyed showing off but the others usually required being fwb for a while

>>82050661
Girls should pee with boys on the first date. Girls should take initiative and ask boys out, and they should ask boys out by offering to let us hold their vaginas while they pee

The fact that girls expect boys to be the ones to ask them out, and won't even have the decency to immediately drop their pants and start peeing and let the boy hold her vagina while she pees if she agrees to go out with him after he takes initiative and asks her out, is a true sign that women are usually evil

>>82049744 (OP)
She could watch me, she can even hold it.
But no foid wants me. FML.

i probably wouldnt let you. it feels kinda wrong to let you

i kinda get it. i sorta want to see another guy pee. how havent i seen this already in real life. some dude showed me his cock on the spot because i shrugged (while driving) when i said id take a glance at a possible std. he just did it. we were going atleast 40 mph, but it was at least two lanes on my side, i had space. but dude.

>>82049786
It's easier if you can clean up the mess.
It's like pouring water if I piss too hard it just fuckin sprays and even splashes everywhere. If I piss too soft it drifts to the side sometimes.
Pissing while hard makes it spray I think it's because the penis-hole is bigger like a fan setting so it just goes plus I have to bend to aim it.

>>82051466
i lent this guy my bike so he could get to aa meetings and it got stolen but the thief left like, the bolt cutters with some 10 mm wrench taped to with electrical tape, so i gave him the benefit of the doubt why trade your stealing tools for ONE steal? and then trade that shit to the literal pawnshop in literal line of sight. then willingly get into my vehicle, talk about stealing bikes, ask me of my opinion on stds and that and show me your fuckin dick mid highway.
after you told me how you had planned to kidnap and murder the guy who got the girl you admitted yourself was never yours and just an object of fancy. didnt know you could get zip ties that were 6 feet long and thicker then a ball point pen. not tip. entire pen.

hope your doing okay you fucking psycho. he taught me how to make tortilla chips "from scratch", or just that you could literally fry tortillas and get chips outta the deal. legend.

Why are foids so obsessed with men peeing? And why do they want to feel the blood flowing to our penis (aka an errection) while it's being cupped in their hand?

>>82051562
I've met a few people who really enjoy feeling a dick go from soft to hard either in their hand or mouth. Part of it comes from knowing they can turn you on which is a turn on for them

>>82051583
this. had a girl. well, the only girl, she was really kinda focused on the fact that when i went from soft to hard i doubled or more. she was really obessesed with getting my whole package in her mouth before it "got to big", and shes tried to safe one of my best friends names at the same time because of some stupid injoke.
>nathan! nathaaa. natttagharghle. garagaahathan!
(name was not nathan, it was something else, just making an example)

but definitely, the hard to soft was a BIG DEAL to this girl, because i sure as shit knew my dick wasnt impressive by any other metric

>>82051707
okay just fix all those typos. you got what i ment.

>>82051707
Sound like what I have to do with some girls pussys. Otherwise it gets to be really difficult to get in

>>82051562
You will never understand our joy in getting filled up. I like to be cummed in but got peed in once and wowza amazing.

>>82051720
what, you started penetration soft, like one of those jelly logs then got hard inside. excuse me for calling bullshit

>>82051735
could you specifiy the gender you started as. and if its male, are you cute, short, and supple. no homo

>>82051737
Hard enough to insert but not fully hard. Cant post my cock again or I'll get another ban.

>>82051746
Male, handsome, 5'11"

>>82051746
Sadly always been female

It all starts with an innocent "can I watch you pee teehee?" request and next thing you know she's spreading nutella on your asshole and licking it while you just look at the ceiling and try very hard to keep up an erection and she's not making it easy because she's just humming songs and tickling you but she thinks it's the hottest shit ever and now she regularly wants to eat different things out of your asshole or regularly wants to follow you to the bathroom and drinks your piss at least twice a week and expects you to call her a toilet princess and sometimes you want to shower together and have a wholesome moment but she fucking insists you two share an enema and that very same day her parents visit you and you have to pretend the very same lips that kiss them weren't drenched in piss and ass sweat just an hour prior.

That's a green flag, OP. My abusive ex would always insist on leaving the door open while he pissed and would get annoyed at me when I aksed him to close it. The sound of male piss hitting the water is inherently disruptive and I always found it as some sort of weird dominance thing. Like he was jealous that I had my place and don't live at home so that was how he could feel like he had some pull around here, making his piss sound echo into my living room

It's bro code you stupid bitch, women aren't supposed to see the secret method we use in the bathroom

>why are men like this
>let us watch
>pic related
>implying poster is a foid
>77 replies

Don't believe in yourself, Believe in the m- actually , i don't believe in you either. just kys

>>82049744 (OP)
Bc u won't let me watch YOU shit foid

>>82051760
>>82051767
>>82051768
>>82051778
anons can't handle when a woman has a piss fetish

>>82049744 (OP)
I miss having a mommy (e-)gf watch me pee.

>>82051760
did...all this happen?

If I date a moid, I have the right to play the aim game with his snake water gun. Now drink this 2l water bottle and drink 3 cups of coffee, now!

>>82053161
supply me with limitless white red bulls and ill let a woman fireman my cock whenever she wants
coffee is gross however

>>82049744 (OP)
Sometimes my gf holds it while I pee. One time in the shower I asked her to try and pee like a guy and she pushed her hips forward and kinda did it

>>82049751
Indian mentality, what's wrong with you?

>>82049744 (OP)
I posted a pissing pic awhile back and nobody cared.

>>82051583
>Part of it comes from knowing they can turn you on which is a turn on for them
"i have the power to control mens dicks! I am a GOD!"

>>82053161
>No gf to hold your dong while you pee
I suffer every day