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Anonymous No.82098933 >>82098962 >>82098980 >>82099139 >>82099152 >>82099163 >>82099185 >>82099191 >>82099197 >>82099325
>accidently ruined all my pants over time
>realize now i have nothing to wear
>literally cant go outside, no pants
>nobody to call or ask for help
>no way to buy stuff online
>stuck in my house for the rest of my days
>unironically doomed.
Anonymous No.82098962
>>82098933 (OP)
How does that happen, anon? Your parents are dead? I say just find a clean sheet and make yourself a toga
Anonymous No.82098980 >>82099088
>>82098933 (OP)
>literally cant go outside, no pants
Have you torn the entire ass off of every single pair of pants you own?
Anonymous No.82099088
>>82098980
even if he did he could just tie a hoodie or some shit around his waist.
Anonymous No.82099139
>>82098933 (OP)
op what the fuck happened to your pants i cant rest until i know
Anonymous No.82099152
>>82098933 (OP)
>>no way to buy stuff online
Why
Anonymous No.82099163
>>82098933 (OP)
>no way to buy stuff online
Amazon can deliver pants to you in 5 hours.
Anonymous No.82099185
>>82098933 (OP)
Every time I feel bad about my life I remember OP is literally always a faggot and it doesn't feel so bad anymore.
Anonymous No.82099191
>>82098933 (OP)
Break down all your pants to make a pair of patchwork pants that will get you to the pants store.
Anonymous No.82099197 >>82099292
>>82098933 (OP)
There's no way in hell there isn't a way out of this
Anonymous No.82099292 >>82099304
>>82099197
There is no way out of this
Anonymous No.82099304
>>82099292
>teleports through you
Anonymous No.82099325
>>82098933 (OP)
If you live in Benelux, and will accept 2FA texts on your number when I need it, I will literally buy you pants on Amazon.