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Anonymous No.82100921 >>82100939 >>82100941 >>82101244 >>82101321 >>82102267
My fantasy is princess carrying a girl so she doesn't have to walk. Like a girl walking slow / is drunk, so I sweep her legs & carry her off.

But I hear women would hate this, & don't like anything impulsive or suprising from a man. Do you think this fantasy is better kept just a thought, or do you think anyone would appreciate it?
Anonymous No.82100939 >>82100947
>>82100921 (OP)
im gonna pick them by their hips and make out with them
Anonymous No.82100941
>>82100921 (OP)
Yes it's called chivalry you clueless incel
Anonymous No.82100947 >>82100963
>>82100939
>Swings backwards due to now bad center of gravity
>Smashes back of head into concrete
>Dead

What now?
Anonymous No.82100963 >>82101053
>>82100947
lmfao anon you got me i guess ill just stick with kabedon
Anonymous No.82101053 >>82101231 >>82101387
>>82100963
>Gonna make her heart skip a beat with this one!
>Slam hand into wall next to her head
>Miss
>Slam her head instead
>She is knocked out, possibly dead
Anonymous No.82101231
>>82101053
ill just kiss you instead then anon
Anonymous No.82101244
>>82100921 (OP)
do it only if you are 100% sure she likes you first. it's cute when it's a guy you like
Anonymous No.82101321
>>82100921 (OP)
>But I hear women would hate this
Very few people hate this.
Anonymous No.82101387
>>82101053
>lost balance
>tried to catch her and recover
>ended up performing a muscle buster on her instead
Anonymous No.82102267
>>82100921 (OP)
I think they like it when you are certain of what you want and like to do with them. So they will go along with whatever you want, as long as you know what you're doing and you're confident about it. The moment you slip or show weakness or looseyness is when she starts to worry and belittles you, no one likes a Captain that doesn't know what to do and panics. Protect her, claim and just lead and she'll follow, do whatever you want.
Anonymous No.82102734
>i heard women don't like anything impulsive or suprising from a man

you were talking to someone who does not understand women in the slightest. women love the impulsive and surprising things the most, but you must understand women well before you try to impress her in such ways. you must read her mind, there is nothing a woman loves more than when you do what she thought without her opening her mouth.