>>535901018
Bro I was in those trenches too

I like being a virgin, I like being alone, I don't care. Why is everyone so needy for this stuff, I've never been able to relate.

DING DING DING DING

There is nothing to play...

>>513470165
>Trump investigates himself and finds he did nothing wrong

>Playing basketball in class a couple years ago
>Everyone is having fun, no hold back
>2 girls ask to join us
>Sure
>1 of the girls gets the ball tossed to her
>I go steal it
>2 guys rush me & take it back
>Toss it back to her
>"Just let her shoot man."
>I just stand there, watching as all the guys stop playing the game
>She clumsy makes it to the hoop, throws it & misses
>One of the guys throws it back to her
>Again miss
>Again miss
>Again miss
>Gets it in
>The guys clap and cheer
>This is the rest of the game, just toss it to her & stop playing

I hate how women ruin everything, I hate how men are massive simps.

>>513220497
stomach paralysis and insurance won't cover it

>>513171064
he's late as fuck. again.

I have a 7,3 incher that's really thin. Couldn't god have just made a it a bit thicker? What's the point of a cock if it doesn't have any girth

>>718061434
Is this your idea of a ragebait attempt to keep the thread going? If so, then it's not very good, anon.

I'm pretty sure I'm about to be fired for being too slow at my job. I try my best, I skip breaks, I give it my all everyday, yet I still end up being too slow.

I'd honestly be a bit relief, the job is constant stress with strict deadlines.

>spill water on my trackpad due to dyspraxia
>now my trackpad thinks I'm left clicking all the time and the cursor bounces all over the place
I hate laptops so much

Are men generally just that horny? I've literally never talked about sex or girls with my friends, I've only once stared at a girl and it was when she was wearing a full body latex skin tight suit in public.

Am I the exception to the rule, or are movies just odd?

>Work a trade job with a lot of older men
>Break room
>"So how'd you spend your weekend?"
>"Sleeping"
>"Huh? No no, you're so young! You need to be out there still doing things!"
>"Ah"
>*Another day*
>"So got any weekend plans? Hang out with your friends? Go to the pub? Ah you young guys have so much energy!"
>"Just sleeping and relaxing"
>"That isn't right, you should be hanging out with your friends at least"
>*Another day*
>"Anon you do fine with the ladies right?"
>"Hah I mean look at this fucking guy, of course"
>I crack a nervous smile and don't say anything
>They all start laughing

They don't know I have no friends, I don't talk to anyone, I'm a virgin & never had any attention from girls. All I do is spend my free time alone in my home.

Being 6'1 has never done anything for me, I'm still a friendless virgin loner.

>>213546290
>gyno
>"s" shape trapezius
he's a roid-tranny.

Do Asian women really find white guys that hot, or is it some kind of weird internet cope? Considering traveling to China as a tall pale lean nordic young guy

My fantasy is princess carrying a girl so she doesn't have to walk. Like a girl walking slow / is drunk, so I sweep her legs & carry her off.

But I hear women would hate this, & don't like anything impulsive or suprising from a man. Do you think this fantasy is better kept just a thought, or do you think anyone would appreciate it?

>>82075635
Bug roasties on suicide watch.

What are some meals that high value males cook?

I want to learn how to cook decent food. I mostly just put chicken tendies on the grill and then throw some broccoli in boiling water and add a little salt to it

>>717174238
>we don't deserve it
perhaps we do

>>511376430
It’s a good idea but so many companies are so irreversibly JEETED already that they’ll just raise their fellow pajeet’s salaries and Indians will STILL be hired over Americans because they’re closer to indentured servants than employees and more submissive. He needs to actively punish companies with lots of H1-Bs

>instagram regularly shows me PrEP ads

Does instagram think I'm gay

>Narou-kei native isekai garbage
i'm good

>go on a date with a girl
>she asks me what my political views are
>"i don't really vote but the last time i voted, i voted for the guy whose first and last names started with the same letter and i thought that was cool"
>"really?"
>"yeah"
She made some odd facial expression and then she ghosted me after the date

>>509684487
No, that’s Maki

>Read through all of BBB
>Still no money going toward micropenis cures

>>714115748
>Escort me to the 10th floor

>>714049243
>Guts will never become the future Emperor reborn to slay Griffith femboy ass
>Guts just fucks around and wandering place to place

>>508034458
>trust da plon

Trump just realized that he got completely played by the Neocohens/jews and have to declare war on Iran now and get into a massive shitfest despite not wanting to.
The neocohens are manipulative snakes and he was too naiive and surrounded himself with them.He's going to cave in and war Iran and this cuckery,chaos and weakness is going to be his legacy.
The corruption in the Pentagon and US administration might be so strong that they start the war without him and then just force him to pretend that it was his idea.
Its over for MAGA.

>>507726937
I think you Drumpftards need to look at the bigger picture
>>507726945
>Jashinposter being a cringe retard again
>>507727139
Listen you penis lover, I don't give a fuck what sandpeople do. Neither does anyone else.

Why can't they march? What's with the lame as fuck generic rockish music on repeat? How can anyone think this is intimating?
>muh Secound World Waar two...
How long can we keep running on this?

>>507278694
This whole shit is so cucked
>Don't strike me!
>Now that you've striked me, I'll strike you harder!
Don't announce it.
JUST
FUCKING
DO IT