Thread 82124861

Come say goodnight to the dark chocolate nona before I hit the hay (today was miserable, please send me happy feelings)

>>82124861 (OP)
Goodnight dark chocolate and cranberry nona

>>82124879
Where'd the cranberry part come from?

>>82124861 (OP)
Good night dark chocolate nonette

>>82124861 (OP)
Nigganona

>>82124902
You almost had me with that last part... good one lol.
Thank you for being nice, I hope you've been well??

>>82124907
>>82124861 (OP)
Good nigganight to nigganona <3

I should've asked to talk before I sleep. Wanting to talk to people but then getting told goodnight is weirdly disheartening. It's my fault though, you've all been super nice (unless it was sarcastic)

I am literally autistic, so sorry if this all sounds autistic.

>>82124861 (OP)
hope your entire next week is a repeat of today

>>82124889
Because I have had cranberry dark chocolate bars before

>>82124861 (OP)
Anime has made me wish my hair were white.
It's such a nice combination.

>>82124990
Why
>>82124991
I had raspberry dark chocolate before. I didn't realise they did cranberry? Makes sense I guess.

>>82124993
I get random white hairs, but they're not noticeable from a distance. I hate when my mom tells me to pluck them out, there's no reason to.

>>82125000
maybe it was raspberry and i was just thinking cranberry in my head because it was chewier
5kget

oh and eat a salad once a day if you want to be more beautiful :^)

>>82125026
I imagine so (maybe)
>>82125052
Insane trolling lol

>>82125063
yeah haha pretty insane yuo D ick

>>82125000
remember that one time you did that one thing that makes you cringe hard, thats why
also be sure to think about said cringe action before sleep

>>82125065
Why do you sound all bothered?
Calm your tits

>>82125078
Why are you being like that anon?
This is so sad. I'm literally shaking and vomiting rn.

>>82125081
I am calm, that was a joke, and you probably have rocks in your head so maybe you didn't get my message

>>82125094
>you probably have rocks in your head so maybe you didn't get my message
Again, why are you so bothered? lol
It might not be the norm around here, but there's no harm in being nice. Maybe eat a salad.

>>82125101
yeah but i didn't tell you to kys over salads fwendo why are you ragebaiting

>>82125115
Why so mad? It's okay, anon. Let it go.

>everything that triggers me is rage bait
Isn't it time for you to head to the synagogue? Or do only Christians go on a Sunday?

>>82125126
you were being so nice for a little bit but the day is technically over so i guess that's done goodbye for now

>>82125136
>bye bye for now
Don't forget to bring a chair and some rope on the way out

>>82124861 (OP)
i hope the misery hits even harder after your attention whore thread dies

>>82125089
if you also start pissing yourself can you call me up so i can watch

>>82124914
I'm at that phase of drunkenness where I simultaneously want to mess with people but also be nice. My night is going okay, my family is finally asleep so I can be alone for a while and finally relax. Hope you sleep well nonette.
you seem really sweet. I bet it would feel fantastic to cuddle with you until we fell asleep together

>>82125191
You're messing with me? Are you not the anon that was trying to convince me that eating a salad would somehow make oneself beautiful?

>>82125191 (you)
>>82125207 (me)
Sorry, I'm so sorry. When you said you were messing with me, I thought you were someone else... oh my God...

>>82125213
Are you drunk or something? Order up

>>82125225
Sometimes I just act so autistic and dumb that I genuinely get tempted to lie to people and say that I drink, but no, I'm not drunk. I've never drank alcohol.

>>82125213
You're taking anonymous messages on a mongolian basket weaving forum way too seriously. Lighten up
>>82125225
Like this anon said, join the club.

>>82125237
Well maybe you should it might make you nicer, you never know.

>>82125240
I wasn't angry, just felt stupid that I thought someone who was being nice to me was someone who was saying stupid stuff.

>>82125249
>might make you nicer
This is 4chan, sir

>>82125259
>This is 4chan, sir
No, this is Patrick

>>82125283
Is this 4chan?

>>82125288
krusty krab bucket me chums

>>82125288
die...... die!!!! .. diie!

>>82125316
That is a forbidden technique, anon-sama.

>>82125240
Mistakes happen. You should come have a drink with me and we can watch a movie together.

>>82125376
Did you send that to the wrong person?

>>82125253
Anon, I wasn't saying stupid stuff. You're being ridiculous. Eating healthy genuinely does wonders for your visual appearance and yeah it's not a cure-all for acne or whatever but it does help, and it's well documented that greasy/oily/processed do not help with acne... I'm not personally attacking you I'm just saying

>>82125445
Is this you?
>>82125376
>>82125191
>>82124902
???
If not, are you the anon from the other thread who wanted people to believe that a rock bottom ugly nona eating salad would turn her in to a model? If so, stfu.

If you're the drunk anon ily (again, if not, kill yourself. Only a normie would tell people that eating salad will make them beautiful lul)

>>82125424
Yes I did lmao. Like I said earlier, I'm a bit drunk. I meant that post for OP.

>>82124861 (OP)
I want a dark chocolate mommy gf

>>82125473
I am the drunk anon, I didn't post the first post you mentioned.

>>82125474
Well, I'd like the idea of watching a movie.
I don't drink though, sorry... I prefer vidya though to movies

>>82125495
I'm so confused... sorry lol
What did you post?>>82125191
>>82124902
Just these?

>>82125473
So eating healthy won't make your skin look healthier even if you're supposedly fundamentally unattractive, k?
>>82124879
This is me btw, which is funny considering cranberries are good for your skin

>>82125524
Never said it won't make you look better.
But it won't make that ugly girl suddenly look nice, sorry, anon.

>>82125535
She's not horrendously ugly I've seen far worse, for example, there was this skinny black girl who used to post here and also she was mean so that's like a double whammy y'know? Anyway I'm glad she's gone for the most part she was kind of a soulless wretch

>>82125506
I posted all of the posts you mentioned.

>>82125545
>I've seen far worse
Okay.
Salad isn't going to do anything... lol
>>82125547
Ah, I see. Don't get toooo drunk

>>82125545
How did you see what she looks like? What does she look like?

>>82124861 (OP)
hi how's it going? did you have a nice day? ^_^/

>>82125565
Lol well eating greasy processed crap isn't going to help anyone with their looks either, and eating healthy is proven to have an affect, but clearly you're already knowledgeable on the subject and have made up your mind.

>>82125566
this thread here I think is what you are asking for
>>82124360

>>82125011
>Gray hairs
>negress
Aren't you that ugly ass negress who larps as an anime girl, getting triggered when people say stuff got don't like?
You need to burn those cheap wigs, lose some weight and accept the fact you're a monkey
posting your face outside this board was your biggest mistake

>>82125586
Not really, it was pretty bad... but thank you. I'm hoping tomorrow will be better.
>>82125589
It might make you skin better, but it's not going to make her conventionally attractive, sorry.

>>82125614
I never said it would make her conventionally attractive dumb bass

>>82125624
Then what you're saying is pointless. All this time spent talking about something you supposedly knew would barely help her the whole time?

>>82125474
Come back, anonymous...
>>82125478
Paint your mom brown

>>82125634
All I was saying is she could still look and be healthier which would in turn make her look better. Why are you hung up on this? You are what you eat, and if you eat garbage all the time, you're gonna look and feel like garbage.

>>82125676
Because your post clearly implied it was going to make a huge difference. You think someone with a caveman skull wants to hear "just eat better, bro. Trust me!"?

>>82125690
holy putting words in my mouth batman, i never said that. Eating healthy would reduce her acne and eyebags which would make her more conventionally attractive (even though I like eyebags, personally.) What is wrong w/ u rn?

>>82125666
>Paint your mom brown
I want a mommy gf I don't want to fuck my actual mom, also I don't really consider her my mom

>>82125614
>Not really, it was pretty bad... but thank you. I'm hoping tomorrow will be better.
that's sad :( hoper tomorrow you have a comfy day

>>82125705
>ironically just needs to eat cleaner
This you? You said this in response to someone talking about how someone is so ugly, no one would date them (hypothetically)

Of course anyone is going to think that you're saying eating salad will unironically be what they need to do in order to remedy the situation

I live in Poland so I can have guilt-free fantasies about brown girls knowing I will never meet, touch, smell or taste one

>>82125705
>would reduce her acne and eyebags
Eyebags are genetic.

>>82125754
Why does having less browns in your country mean you can fantasise about them guilt free? You're saying you don't like them outside fantasies or?

I'd usually assume so, but this has been a nice thread so far. So maybe I'm wrong... hopefully-

>>82125732
You're really doing your best to continue to miscontrue what I said to suit your, "I'm so ugly and unlovable," shtick, huh? Go off bitch slay
No but continuing to talk to you is a good reminder that you're a pretty crappy person actually, so thanks for that

>>82125756
Then one of those derma roller thingies? All I was saying is that skincare and healthy eating habits will make you look better, pretty hard to argue against that unless you're a total moron

>>82125764
No... I mean I can idealize them because I'm never interacting with them irl so I am not aware of their vices and downsides. They are a safe fantasy, as opposed to, lets say ukrainians, who I can see on the streets and in the worlplace, so I know they are nothing special.

>>82125771
>I'm so ugly and unlovable," shtick, huh?
I never said that. Try again.
>Go off bitch slay
Acting like a stereotypical fag isn't the flex you think it is, you clown.

All I've been saying is that telling someone who is really ugly that they "unironically just need to eat cleaner", is stupid. That's exactly what you did, word for word.

>>82125785
Ah, I see. Well... enjoy fantasising I guess lol. No harm, no foul.

>>82125801
I think my fantasies are wholesome, I'd like to teach her my local flora and fungi, and playfight in the snow in winter, then make her hot chocolate/coffee/tea and cuddle under a blanket

>>82125794
You say that constantly thoughie
>Acting like a stereotypical fag isn't the flex you think it is, you clown.
That's called irony, pumpkin. I forgot autists struggle on picking that up, my mistake.

1. She wasn't terribly ugly, just mid
2. Eating cleaner makes anyone more attractive
Why does this upset you? It's not that hard to eat healthy, just go to the farmer's market and buy some cheap ugly fruits and vegetables.

>>82125818
That's insanely wholesome... honestly, it's nice to see such a wholesome post on this site. Thank you, mr wholesome-anon.
Do you have any similar pics to this >>82125754? Very wholesome
>>82125821
>it's okay for me to act like a stereotypical fag because it's Ironic, sweetie
No. Anyway, she's pretty ugly to the point that it's a joke to tell her that she "unironically just needs to eat better", I don't care if she'd look better, the point of the post was that she was ugly to the point that it's not unreasonable that she'd be lonely.

>>82125821
>Eating cleaner makes anyone more attractive
Why does this upset you?
I never said it wouldn't help, nor did I say that I'm upset. I just think it's stupid... maybe you need an extreme example, but it's akin to telling a burn survivor that they "unironically just need to trim their nails better", yeah, she's not that bad, but you telling someone that they "unironically just need to" do something that'll barely help in that context is stupid

>>82124861 (OP)
why should I say goodnight to you? you wouldn't ever love me or be nice to me. the person I love doesn't love me so why do I have to be nice to other people?

>>82125843
The girl is Angie from danganronpa 3, there isn't much romantic fanart with her... though she is very cute!

Good night nonarino

>>82125850
I'll be nice to you right now, anon. I hope you're feeling okay...
You don't have to be nice to other people, but it's good to be.

>>82125855
I more just meant bfwm art, it's hard to find anime art of such a thing unless you already know a ship (like these two characters)

I know he's not really white technically, but yknow. Skin colour contrast is cute, is what I mean

>>82125848
I said that because it would help her, a lot, in many ways. She ***WOULD***, inarguably, look and feel much better. You can't argue that isn't true so why even try to say otherwise? Do you eat poorly or something and it makes you break out? It's not a hard concept to grasp so the only logical reasoning why it'd frustrate you so much is that you are ugly and don't even want to try to look better.

>>82125876
I'm not arguing she wouldn't look better, I'm saying it wouldn't fix the problem.
You implied it would in your original post, intentionally or not.
>Do you eat poorly or something
I'm chubby but my skin is nice enough lol

>>82125868
That's kinda funny of you to say considering how you're treating me about eating healthy keklord. Do I need to point out your hypocrisy or would it just slide right over your smooth brain?

>>82124861 (OP)
I literally cut the cheese

>>82125891
I didn't imply that, you inferred it, took the lead and ran with it and decided it'd be a good idea to be a dick about it because for some reason in la-la land eating healthy and getting proper nutrients could never ever in a million years make you look better

>>82125893
If you think I have a smooth brain, I guess you shouldn't try
>>82125897
>unironically she just needs to eat cleaner
If you don't think this suggests a remedy to the problem when said in response to someone being too ugly for love, you're too esl for me

>>82124861 (OP)
I don't give a fuck about you nigger. Post hole

>>82125922
Cruel and unusual comment

>>82124861 (OP)
is this the choccy nona who lives in canada

>>82125874
It is very cute indeed! It must look and feel amazing when you're cuddling and your naked bodies are touching head to toe! Or when you're holding hands with fingers interlocked.

>>82125915
Yes you are a very smoothbrained individual and particularly frustrating with how dense you are I honestly wonder if you're faking it or not.
It does suggest a remedy to the problem and being ugly doesn't make you unlovable; being a piece of shit does. And I've got great news for you: fixing being a piece of shit is easier than fixing your ugliness.

>>82125943
>when you're cuddling and your naked bodies
Okay, buddy, calm down... lol
>>82125946
Ok

>>82125943
clothed cuddling is also fine...

>>82125952
Yeah, okay. So fix your shit. Eat a salad once in a while, it'll make you beautiful.

>>82125959
Sure buddy. I'll be tranformed.

>>82125956
True, that's the wholesome spirit.
Contrast like an oreo lol.

>>82125971
You will, all that toxicity from sitting around eating garbage all day will be purged and you'll stop being such an asshole.

>>82125980
>you're an asshole because you eat too many sandwiches
First the salad thing, now this. You've proven yourself to be a reliable source of information.

>>82125988
More likely than not sandwiches but empty carbohydrate seed oil snacks. Which are what make you so gross and plugs those fat pizza pores on your face with the residual sludge that oozes off your black oil sludgepit personality. :)

total brown fembot love

>>82125998
My skin is actually decent, especially considering I wear makeup a lot.
>black oil sludgepit personality
Lol

>>82126013
If that's the case why were you upset at me for specifically saying eating healthy can make your skin look better retard -_- pick a better hill to die on your brain is fucked

>>82126028
For the 100th time, all I was saying was that telling someone SUPER ugly that they "unironically just need to eat cleaner" is silly. It never had anything to do with me, anon.

>>82126040
And once again she's not super ugly and you're dumb as a box of rocks for thinking eating healthily won't make you look better.

>>82126077
Again, I never said it won't make her look better. Are you okay?

>>82126087
Yeah, I'm wonderful, you're just kind of a fake two-faced cunt, nona. But that was already known.

>>82126105
>you're just kind of a fake two-faced cunt, nona
All this because I'm telling you that only a normie would say what you said lol
Relax Relaxxxx

>>82126116
Because saying "eating healthy promotes skin health" is just such a heckin' normie thing to say
Okay, stuff your face with garbage food and put cakeup over your ugly ass acne then. After all, you should know, it's better to mask than to actually work through your problems.

>>82125868
>You don't have to be nice to other people, but it's good to be.
Why is it good? if I'm nice to you are you going to be my gf and love me? I don't want to give away my niceness for no reason.

>>82126141
We're clearly not talking about the same thing, shush. Try not to be stupid next time though.
>>82126144
I'm not gonna be your gf, but I will appreciate it and be extra kind to you back

>>82126148
Coming from the fuck ugly town bike of retard ville, that's rich. It's funny that no matter how many times I've tried being nice to you since the very beginning you've always just been a fucking cunt. I hope you kill yourself and I hope it's soon.

>>82126155
>Fuck ugly town bike retard I hope you kill yourself
>I'm so nice btw
Clearly.

>>82126168
>Coming from the person who I've never spoken to initially suggesting I kill myself because I said dietary changes can make people look and feel healthier
You do know how retarded you are, right?

>>82126182
I said I was nice? I don't think so lol.
You're the preachy normalfag talking about how much of a poor nice guy he is, meanwhile you're telling me to kill myself because I'm calling you stupid repeatedly lol

>>82126194
>Uh eating healthy doesn't actually improve your skin and make you feel better
>Yeah uh you're the stupid one here
Holy fuck... Just starve yourself to death already, please.

>>82126210
I never said eating clean wouldn't make one's skin look better lol

Wait hold on a second, where does this random fit into this conversation?
>>82126168
Yeah I tried being nice but this retarded person decided to fixate on me saying something positive that an "ugly" girl could do to look/feel better. I'd venture as far as to say I'm nicer than this retarded cunt of an OP and whoever you are too, random butting into a topic they're not even a part of. She's not going to fuck you bro

>>82126148
>I'm not gonna be your gf,
See then my niceness is wasted if you won't even do that.
>>82126148
>but I will appreciate it and be extra kind to you back
I don't want to have sex with you.... unless you are my gf and not being extra kind to everyone else too...

>>82126215
No, you started freaking out claiming like I said that would fix all her life's problems because you're retarded, nona. I'm sorry being an ugly woman is difficult for you but being an unapologetic cunt is not going to make it any easier for you. Maybe it's time to grow up and stop picking stupid fights with people on the Internet, especially now that you're agreeing with me.

>>82126234
>No, you started freaking out claiming like I said that would fix all her life's problems
That's what you implied, yes. Esl moment for you, I guess.

>>82126255
No, it's not what I implied. It's what you inferred because again, you are ugly and retarded and anyone suggesting you do anything to not be so ugly and retarded is a criminal offense in delusional retard land. Sorry I hurt your feelings by suggesting to eat a salad every once in a while.

>>82126234
>especially now that you're agreeing with me
My opinion hasn't changed? I'm just endlessly repeating stuff I've said since the beginning.

>>82126262
>Sorry I hurt your feelings by suggesting to eat a salad every once in a while
You didn't, don't worry, broski

>>82126266
Okay great, so was I saying she should eat a salad and she will magically become a Stacy or was I saying she should diet better for better skin health? Choose one and please choose the wrong answer to prove how much of an idiot you are.
>>82126274
No worries, glad we are capable of normal human communication and not autistic ranting and crying that has nothing to do with what I said

>>82126296
In your original post, you claimed that she "unironically just needs to eat cleaner" in order to fix herself up. Not true.

Later on, you started talking about how you're actually just an esl and meant to say it would HELP her look a BIT better if she cleared up her skin.

>>82126304
Those are the same fucking thing, retard. I'm not the one with a reading comprehension issue here.
Are you actually this stupid, trolling, or just this much of a nitpicky spergy autist? Because I'm beginning to believe it's the third option and any actual communication is completely wasted on you because the words I am saying just don't compute in your malformed autistic skull.

>>82126319
>they're the same thing
Clearing up her skin would not fix her.
Stop lying, normalfag.

>>82126334
Yeah, it would. I'm sorry you're so unbelievably ugly physically and mentally that you aren't even half as attractive as that white girl is. It must be really difficult for you honestly.

>>82126348
Lul
You gonna tell the 4'9 manlet that he'll become a 6'5 gigachad if he trims his nails next?

>>82126361
If it's any consolation, there is no remedy in the world that would make you worth anything. You are an incredibly disingenuous shit person and you deserve your suffering and your poisoned irony. It'll drown you eventually and it'll be a relief to everyone who has ever had the displeasure of knowing the real you (a leaking colostomy bag)

>>82126399
K I'm gonna flick my bean

>>82126411
Wow that's crazy, the testosterone you used to take didn't fuck up that already mangled roast beef clit?

>>82126432
> the testosterone you used to take didn't fuck up that already mangled roast beef clit?
Lol
You were really reaching with these insults. Why would I be taking testosterone? Who in the world has a roast beef clit? I don't think clits change like that anon