Moe desu edition.

Terrible thread desu, really really really bad

kawaiiiiii x

>>82128100 (OP)
Has that lads guitar been delivered yet? Getting a little worried lads.

>>82128100 (OP)
Has that lads ket been delivered yet? Getting a little worried lads.

>>82128100 (OP)
Nice 1 man like baker.
Have a good sweet reccomendation, as a reward for baking teh thread,

https://walkers-nonsuch.co.uk/
Salted caramel and liquorice are good, as well as the double dip choc toffee, and banana split toffee.

>>82128100 (OP)
Soulless AI eyes

>>82128100 (OP)
Best edition we've had in months. Years, even.

weekend vibes x

>>82128163
I know this is you Helper you cheeky little minx. x

>>82128100 (OP)
based loliman

Claiming them free Twitch drops then heading off out for a bit.

>>82128183
Going to collect a cheeky waggington? It Saturday. x

me and pam know the score x

>>82128170

Nope. I don't use filenames like that for my Goddess pics x

>>82128163
She haz clunge bucket or ho's pipe?

>>82128163
I'm in my late 30's and she looks older than me

got the shits again

RiffRaff lost

>>82128133
nah lad fuming, courier picked it up from josh thursday morning, royal mail have fucked about so much it wont be till monday, express24 and its taken then until monday. Pipe bomb royal mail. FUCK UP GCHQ IF UR READING THIS.

toys thrown out the pram ngl

Twitch drops claimed. Garn get sorted now me.

Oh aye x

Running a fever me, bed soon i reckon, feel like absolute shite

I retract my previous statement gchq pls dont boot my door in i cant be bothered, just make the royal mail work please

I dont want to give third party websites my ID just so I can have a go at crypto and stock trading. This countries wages dont pay enough so I need to do something ontop of full time work but I have to give my drivers license to some fucking indians, its just not rite is it.

>>82128305
He's got the dreaded lurgy, lads

porn is dead to me
porn twitter is dead to me

fucking hell just wanna see some boobs x

Surprising amount of people come to the door for their parcels in their pyjamas

>>82128310
I retract my foreskin

>>82128356
May as well be in your comfies when in your own home

>>82128356
I dont even wear pajamas, feel like a dosser in them

>>82128349
>fucking hell just wanna see some boobs x
I gots you.

>>82128377
imagine she smells like emmentale the cheese with holes

>>82128371
>>82128376
I guess it is Saturday. One was annoying today, had a porch but it was locked, rang the bell no answer, rang the neighbours because i literally saw the woman in her window as I was walking up the other drive, didn't answer, left it round the side, I try to get it so it's not visible. Another was also annoying, posh house, locked porch, rang the bell, saw them come to the door but didn't answer, left it by the door. It's alright when it's a nice street though I reckon, not like the other poshos are going to nick it

>>82128377
Rod Stewart?

>>82128377
Kinell she has an arse like chewed bubblegum!

>>82128377
Hey her house stinks of fag ends and cat piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs

Ruth cheating on her boyfriend with a black man

>ruth get fingered in her BYD Dolphin as it charges at the A64 services

>>82128552
Ting

Anyone doing anything interesting tonight?
Fuck all for me. Gunna stick on a film I reckon. Any good horror recommendations? Not a genre I'm overly familiar with

watching that Guardians of the Galaxy me.

it actually has some pretty complex themes. spaceships, that sort of thing.

I R zombie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4N8EdRzrk

I M zombie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4N8EdRzrk

Lauren finally doing Patreon x

Hey, metal dun't have to be about zombies and sheeeeit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2KN06dS7c

>>82128599
My ejaculate on her massive tits

>tfw you wipe your bum and accidentally get shite on your hand

https://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I?si=ScFulIGLuw1rgXJ

only true metal lore masters know this band x

>>82128599
Corr will be on fapello eventually

>>82128562
Horror?
>scream series
>a nightmare on elm street series
>hellraiser series (the first few anyway)
>re-animator
>friday the 13th series
>candyman
>child's play series
>it follows
>evil dead (original and remake)
>last house on the left (remake)
>hostel and hostel 2
>the ring series (original japanese and american remakes)
>rob zombie's halloween remakes
>halloween 3 season of the witch
>drag me to hell
>barbarian
>the hills have eyes (remake)
>puppet master series (for the bants)
>audition
Quite the variety there just ones that popped into my head.

actually reckon now i caught the rona bug again, feels very similar

E mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYU-8IFcDPw

>>82128622
I PUSH THE METAL ROD INTO MY JAPS EYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82128599

PHWOAAAR. Need a Scottish Murmurs JOI/tit worship video ASAP x

>>82128643
Surprised you're not into nappy play big lad.

What's the point in paying for onlyfans when you can get it for free on fapello?

>>82128622
I like it, and them. But am quite partial to a spot o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvetJ9U_tVY me.

>>82128658
Have to support your favourite whore. Well you do, don't you? Curse ya fuckin' do.

I would donate to are Mark for some Fish 'n' Shits.

*runs into the middle of the thread flailing his arms*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3I3-KTJbtY

>>82128698
Kek Mark had to turn off donations and monetisation because the twolls reported him to the DWP for having a secondary income.

>>82128717
It not rite. Not rite at all. The nasty twolls and that chaklaka named riss raps have done his wollocks in.

Cider, takeaway, Battlefield 6. In that ordah. What a life, as they say.

>>82128734
We could have had SSM merch by now if it wasn't for osamabinphil and riffshits

>chakalaka named riss raps
uwot?

on that bloodrayne grind

>>82128748
Corr sounds like a right good lads night in. What food have you ordered?

>>82128748
>battlefield 6
Pure shite. The series heyday is well over. Same with COD but COD is worse.

Getting my spacker diagnosis through next week

Any fellow spackers in here?

>>82128765
What did you get tested for liddington?

>>82128765
Have a certificate that proves I have Donkey Brains, me.

I'm a new listener from /classical/ and I have to say it's a breath of fresh
I know metal lads will say, uhh that's gay, buiut I don't like anything too harddcore, desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

>>82128758
Curseeee it is. Garn be a wizza int it?
>>82128761
Eh, I think it's alright. I was never a huge player back in the day but I liked Battlefield 4 and 1. It fun.

>>82128781
I like death metal and also like some orchestral music. Mainly OST from old RPGs
https://youtu.be/3JKFtOYfCP8?si=i58ZCwUxXPRCnlhf

>>82128622
I remember when people shat on shitknot during my teens then decided it was le heckin awesome. I am sort of partial to the albums up until all hope is gone then past that I lost interest. Now I find its mostly aged millenials or birds who have picked up a slipknot t shirt from primark

>>82128778
ADHD, and they said I scored highly on the autism part of the test too

>>82128779
Did you at least get the donkey wang to go with it?

me? brvtal deff metal and classical for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYfnN_KamBc

favorite piece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbA6OJDiaGU

currently blastin', been on a bit of a nile kick as well recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJq1PerDUm4

favorite nile song, fun to play on guitar

>>82128822
Shawn has run the band into the ground. They are the very definition of soulless corporate metal nowadays. It not rite how they treat Joey Jordison. Fuck Corey and fuck Shawn. Simple as.

>>82128847
Ah fellow spacker. Welcome you will fit right in here with us. I too have what I like to call "the double nigger" autism and ADHD.

>>82128855
is shawn the fat retard clown whos entire shtick was smashing a keg on stage? and why the fuck were there like 10 band members? not kept up with any slipknot stuff since like 2013 when I was 12 so I have no idea what shawn has done.

One day autism, one day ADHD. Only some people can smell it though.

>>82128599
Milkers full of milk x

>>82128905
Timba, when the walls fell.

>>82128891
Yes. He is basically in charge of the creative direction of the band and behind the scenes bollocks. Not sure what he actually contributes other than being a cunt, sacking band members for no reason and being a megalomaniac. He's a money grubbing cunt.

know what i like doing? falling asleep in the bath, shame its too hot to have a bath at this time of year

Decided to be watch the beyond. Not seen it in like 20 years.
Cheers to the anon who gave me recommendations

>>82128940
Nothing stopping you having a cold bath de lid.

>>82128959
Got this on Blu-ray recently. Might watch it tonight myself actually. Wahey!

A question for the ages.
Why is vidya and vidya related content so good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTEDZuHeG5o

>>82128975
I'm watching on prime. Had it on regular ole dvd but chucked them out a while back

Been exclusively jacking it to still images of women since the online safety bill came into force. Got to say, feeling a lot better about myself!

>>82129008
Have the entire Gates of Hell trilogy sitting around to be watched. Need to get Zombie Flesh Eaters on 4K eventually too.

Gonna be honest lads, at 6pm I'm drunk and thinking opf bed, not going to make thhe 6-10pm item delivery slot, send bac up.

>>82129054
Go and get a good kip down ye me liddy. x

watching Sully as mum cooks burger dinner

then off to me room to grind that BF six beta it fun and it war de lads x

Got that curry on the way lads
Chicken Chettinad
Mushroom Rice
Bhindi Bhaji
2 x Naan

>>82129043
Zombie flesh eaters is his best work imo
The makeup work was really good for the time /budget. Good soundtrack too

miracle on the Hudson

wagies fuming

>>82129018
need to get on the jpeg grind myself, its just forced me onto dodgier websites but I found an alright one called erome or sommet but I only exclusively jerk it to amateur solo, no dicks.

>>82129018
>>82129148
There are plenty of clips on X, though it is better to use your imagination

hqporner.com isn't verifying age.

FUCK SAKE ANON, YOU DIDN'T CHECK TRIVAGO?

>>82129266
More of a TRISPACKO man myself.

The Summer I Turned Autistic

>>82129078
That's the plan, but need some food, which I just cooked (fell asleep in teh chair for 20 min)., Having that then a spliff then off t'bed, I doubt I'll be conscious fior the amazon item.

>>82129333
Will they just leave it at your door?

>>82129346
Fugg knows. It's amazon, so, probably. I haven't got much longer in me, had muh foiod, spoliff tme now, then bed.

Songnotrel, just banging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lttRv3vIqbw

>>82129054
>>82129333
>>82129397
is it one of them grocery orders?
just had one delivered myself. i had it set to 'leave at door' even though they possibly SHOULD have IDed me (just energy drinks - not alcohol, but they at least ask my year of birth)

anyway buzzed them in and they knocked, but the guy had brought the bags in and just left them outside MY door. previously they've left them outside (where anyone can nick them, but whatever)

based Amazon respecting my naps and/or social anxiety <3

The Lidl Lid Apu gang are going to be ecstatic that their nemesis Aldi has been shuffled off the top spot.
This always been a Lidl aligned general x

>>82129456
>tfw have a lidl and an aldi within walking distance
why yes, i do live in a low income area

Gotten up haven't i

Quite the wild dreamington(s) again, too

>>82129309
You've had it all your life liddington, now comes the hard part. Accepting it and trying to find ways to cope with it all.

Mum doesn't waste anytime with her men. She's been talking to what would have been her husband who jilted her at the alter back in the early 80s for a few years now. But he's already with another woman. Very complicated he doesn't want to leave the house behind but at least he has a Range Rover.

Honestly I can't even remember the last time I shagged my missus and didn't at some point during tongue her arsehole.

Ok lads, going to need you lot to listen out for muh amazon delivery, I'm drunk to mstay wake and I'm off t'bed.

Have an choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zonWw61kEHo

>>82129520
Careful there lad you'll be tasting my cum dripping out of her x

My life is going off the fucking rails. I don't know what to do. Will still get up and go to work tomorrow though, funny that, eh?

Power to refugees.

Britain to easily take in all of the Philistine

Spread the word.

Victory to Palestine.

tired af me x

Sully miracle on the Hudson good film that actually quite amazing how humans can be quite based

>>82129837
God she looks HENCH, very masculine.

>>82129667
>rails

what happened?

What's Corbyn's position on the Online Safety Act?

>>82130010
He's a commie so he probably supports it

Just ordered that wizza me x

Servers full corrrrr
Crazy numbers of people playing this game
Just gonna have to wait. Feeling like sleeping after some cider desu.

>>82130207
Stomach cancer coming on strong you thick headed sad cunt

Was wempted to pig out and get a cheeky tray of webab meat as well but in the end just got some chippy wippies.

>>82130390
no vegetables or fruit for you my lad just pure slop killing you ten times quicker

Wizza has only just gone and arrived. Got a free warlic bread thrown in as well. Lush x

Can't wait til I'm tired enough to sleep

Was an utter waste of a day

Fell for the hype and Had a german donner kebab. Honestly pretty good. Can see why these are opening up everywhere

>>82130412
Vegetables and fruit full of preservatives and goy pesticide's?

Fuck off.

what games is ruthmong playing this weekend?

me? thinking about that snuff film that was on outer r9k from the other day where a vietnamese bloke agreed to getting his head cut off by another bloke mid wanking session, then was chopped up and made into a stew all on video and it was sold on telegram for monetary gain. Incredibly high quality and fucked up. Bloke apparently was obsessed with the idea of being beheaded.

>>82130510
Methinks he'll have a falling out with one of his pretty ASMR baes because of some trivial comment she made in her most recent video

Watching that new South Park wepisode and necking that wizza. Very lush, very lushington indeed x

i wanna go out tonight
xx

>>82130574
she needs a hydrating conditioner her

>>82130518
That sounds really gross and horrible

>>82130588
yeah it was fucking horrible idk why I clicked on it, morbid curiosity

>>82130603
I can't watch gore stuff when it's real. Gives me the heeby jeebies.

just to catch everyone up on HHLs numerous slop posts
>playing video games
>order slop
>watch cartoons for man babies
>whist eating slop

no doubt have a lager or two lmao

>>82130616
wasn't going to but the thread was active and everyone was like ''fuck thats bad'' and I just had to know what was so bad, spoiler, it was really bad

>>82130518
Ain't worth dying for a wank.

Didn't have the internet back in my day. This is what us 1980s lads wanked to. Stole it from our mums room and took it into the toilet or our bedroom. Had to remember to return it

I've only played 1 video game this ENTIRE year so far.

Mental how just a few years ago it was my main pass time and for decades I'd get though god knows how many games a year. I'm probably not even going to build or upgrade my PC once this one is too old or get a new console after the PS5. Soon I won't be playing anything. Bit sad but at the same time, life moves on hey.

>>82130616
Same lad. Gore in movies and stuff, piss easy. But real life stuff, can't watch it.

>>82130644
think the idea was he had a fetish for beheading and wanted to go out mid wank, creepy as fuck as it starts with him on the floor wanking and the other bloke is hovering over him with the cleaver and he says something in vietnamese then just fucking starts hacking at him. Some anon said the wanking bloke said something like ''im gonna cum'' and that was the signal. Mental.

>>82130666
It's either that or I just binge garbage on youtube all day.

>>82130686
Jesus Christ. Folk are fucking nuts.

>>82130686
>>82130739
Well we all have to go sometime innit

>>82130746
Aye we do. Hopefully quietly and painlessly though. Preferably in my sleep.

Corr am stufffed now x

>>82130839
Gotta wash all that sodium down with a cold beer

Nothing ever changes in this world.

>>82130884

Nah am washing it down wth a nice cold wepsi nows. It refreshing.

Britfeel is rather quiet tonight. Makes me wonder how many normalfags this place has that go out partying on Saturday night x

>>82130945
sorry lad, just woke up from a nap, let my eyes come back into focus properly and shitposting will commence

>>82130945
Brilfeel always slows down on weekends. A lot of working lads would rather spend their weekends doing anything else, like vidya or something. Not that they are 'normies'.

best VPN? go

>>82130574
I would myself, but haven't got a stitch to wear

me? just not got much to talk about desu, just lurkin and looking for l4d2 mods, bit food coma-y after din dins, contemplated a wank but I should leave it a few days really

>>82131021
It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care.

Starting to yawn now. Hopefully sleep is not far off

If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know, 'cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they're in each other's arms

>>82131159
i'm always on my own in life x

>>82131159
It's so easy to laugh
It's so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
It's over, over, over

is everything fine i say not at all

don't like that in this film, they say the jukebox is 'on random'
maybe that's what people said back then/about jukeboxes, before iTunes and that. but it's called 'shuffle', isn't it? you know it is.

>>82130686
aye with the lads that this is mad. used to not care about gore stuff because edgy desensitised teen. terrorist beheading videos would just do the rounds, 'twas the internet.

now? even just hearing about this stuff, get to wondering. like how the hell does that come about, no matter how mental or how unusual of a pervert you are? that Armin Meiwes fella wanted to eat a guy, but what does the guy get out of it? it's not even some mad 'going out for a cause, me' kamikaze/Khmer Rouge/whatever thing. plus you won't even orgasm.

>>82131213
idk lad, i feel like "random" would have been said about jukeboxes back int' day

>>82131208
>nooo Satou please don't hit me like my daddy did!! you're my project, i can fix you!

reminder that if YOU find this attractive, you are a crazy person. male equivalent of Twilight.

>>82131263
i mean does 'shuffle' not come from the physical concept of shuffling, like a deck of cards? it's (mechanically) shuffling the stack of records?

got my apus running a counterfit labubu ring in the basement if any other lads want to get thiers involved.

>>82131377
hope the lads get a wuppa break

LIE TO ME
LIKE YOU USED TO
TELL ME EVERYTHING IS HOW IT SHOULD BE

>>82131213
The scene wouldn't hit the same if not for queen coming on

might just be a basic bitch and go with nord vpn

Decapitating Nagisa from Clannad and playing football with her head.

all right so apparently the jukebox in Shaun of the Dead is an NSM Festival ES 160. even after reading through the instruction booklet and skimming some technical service manual i have no fucking clue.

i guess it can play single records for one credit or albums for three credits (maybe you placed records in set locations? it's unclear)
it also had some feature to keep track of no. of plays, and a 'Hit Parade' option, maybe that selected the most popular records? these 70s instructions are written like i already understand the general concepts of a jukebox.

>>82131456
That thing looks pretty sick ngl

>>82131449
ur horrible about all this anime girls mate

Quite the decent kinoberg this one, despite the woke shit in there (that scene where the arab bitch fights off two operators at once was absolutely ridiculous lol)

Gonna have to file this one with the kinoberg dept ("Technically accomplished tracking shots" subbranch) right away

all the way de lads

whys labubu sound like pazuzu and why do they look a bit creepy

Die Hard With A Vengeance is on BBC One in the UK right now and I'm really surprised that they used the cut with the original sign

I feel wretched why do I ever drink fuck me

>>82131606
Don't understand the point of Labubus. The Chinks love them.

>>82131607
ofcom need to sort this out

>hey millennial-kun, once you're doing collecting those glasses, could you lubricate the jukebox? chart's in the drawer.

Shagging Enya from Clannad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdOFwuN8Nb0

started calling the gf slut and dirty etc in sex and she loves it
think "whore" might go too far though

>>82131607
did you check whether it started with a disclaimer, lad? haters will tell you the bad guy 'makes' him do that in a black neighbourhood, but the fact is that, back then, EVERYONE was walking around with sandwich boards like this.

GUCCI GUCCI LOUIS LOUIS FENDI FENDI PRADA

>virgin money app down
fucks sake, 200 bong to my name until its back up

Beating all the K-On! lassies to a pulp and cumming in their unconscious bodies.

>Robin of Sherwood series 3
>they don't have new Clannad music
>random track from 'Macalla' plays

ruffled me feathers, this.

Saw this on the release feed too just now lol

The early 2000s truly were a different era, were they not

hes well horrible to my anime girls

lubricating old jukeboxes with my semen.

not right what he does to those anime lasses

>>82131775
Quite enjoy the scene with them all farting around the dinner table. Genius. Not sure how Eddie Murphy managed to clone himself so much though.

Skinning Koko Kaga from Golden Time alive and pouring sour milk into her wounds.

take a trip to yoshi city never come back again

yoshicity? gomez gomez, no mener sai!

>>82131839
Luring Taiga into a dark alley with the promise of food and then hitting her with a crowbar and stealing her panties.

watching that Sarah Connor Chronicles where John Connor has to take off Glaubot's br*ssiere to access her control switch, makes me wonder if they'd been watching that Chobits.

VERY sick stuff. robots can't consent.

>>82131857
like to see u try

>>82131877
>robots can't consent
That's what makes it so hot de lid.

>>82131887
I jest. Toradora one of my first anime loves tbqh. Even have a few physical editions of the manga adaptation. Need to read the LN at some point I reckon de lid.

Spackus Maximus of the Spackiae

>>82131889
you have a sick mind lad

Fuck keir starmer

For me, it's Stocking

>>82131919
Corrrrr, Animatrix was kino looking back now. Liked that Halo anime anthology film too.

>>82131907
same lad
got to get that on my ereader

>>82131943
Never really got into LNs even though I have a bunch downloaded. Been thinking bout reading Konosuba or Monogotari.

Might poo soon, me

>>82131919
Where is that webm from anon?

>>82131940
it's cool animation but the more they got into the """lore""" the less interesting The Matrix was.

was quite happy at some point some squid robots took over, just wanted humans for batteries (not even "wetware", bio-electricity is fine). this feels like an entirely separate story about sympathetic robots. like holy fuck, you get those humans, tin-men. they're cunts.

i av the one and ownleh 24 karat gold, golden apu apustaja

>>82131979
Animatrix, particularly the Second Renaissance short
>>82131940
The story was kind of silly but all the scenes where the machines BTFO humanity are kino

>>82132035
Why are so many women in their 30's taking the bogged pill.
They look like freaks.

might go bed

x

Feel quite tired me like I could just go to bed now but it's way too early to be garn sleeps on a Saturday night.

the only thing i can do now is sleep

Got 500 pounds in my bank right this moment.

Sometimes life is so fucking dull

I play guitar in a band, in 24, just had a 40yr old woman come up to me after the show with a wedding ring on and tell me "I want you to come in my mouf"
I just laughed and walked away from the dirty old woman.

>>82132250
probably a scam.

Watching random shite on that YouTubes me x

one of the slowest threads in britfeel's history wtf is going on.
https://youtu.be/-og_B77egAc
Here's a classic nonce sting, lollersesque even if you get what I mean.

>>82132324
britnormies out living
real robots getting wissed with helper

>live near Murray field stadium and have heard oasis for the last 2 nights on the trot
>half the city are bucket hat pricks
Fuckin sick and tired of it lads

>>82132363
as you were ras

>massive crowds down to a few dozen
>next Saturday it'll be ~20 on each side
>nothing will happen
>nothing ever happens

cor.

>>82132324
the entire board's on its last legs

Confederate anthems my beloved
An irl friend actually showed concern towards me today, and was trying to encourage me towards a positive direction. Uhhh that may be a first in my adult life. Making me a bit emotional. Sneedhaps I need to try harder.

>>82132396
Nothing really that makes /r9k/ distinct anymore. /britfeel/ might be one the last redoubts. It feels like it's going the same fate as /b/ - however I feel the hobby boards are in a good spot despite the state of the rest of 4chan.

>>82132324
remember this one. yeah he's sad he got caught, worried about the consequences, said some fucked up pervert things to what he thought was a child he was meeting.
but i can't feel schaudenfreude here to be quite honest. best outcome for everyone is 1. no harm to real kids obviously and 2. these lads can get help for their brains/dicks (even if they're locked away)

Balding alcoholic

>>82132422
4chan in general is just kind of done. Everything is just bot threads, and no one gives a fuck about doing anything or being funny anymore.
I should probably just start using Tiktok, desu

>>82132456
Schadenfreude!? There's an English word for that called epicaricacy.
Imagine having kids and risking it all to chase to your absolutely wrong'un goonbrain. Mongs is probably still unable to see his own kids to this day and this sting way pre-covid if I recall.

>>82132480
There's still islands of great interaction if you look for them. This seems to be the fate of the entire internet it seems. Just have to keep it womfy, they'll never understand W posting.

i'm willing to bet the other boards are a bit less /pol/ and even make cool shit. /ic/ has drawings, surely, it's what it's for.

it's on me for not lurking/posting on those ones. same way there probably ARE good subreddits, Tumblrs, random areas of TikTok. o well.

>>82132495
>epicaricacy
cor good word, this. dictionary says it's a synonym for 'schadenfreude'. and less common.

you have to think about this a bit more long term really, like if anything they catch these lads early. and let's not kid ourselves - people get a kick out of SEEING these, and the '''hunters''' have some kind of hard-on for socially acceptable street justice.

also yeah maybe it's the woman side of my brain, but i do NOT like seeing people break the fuck down, and lads like that bald nonce are clearly mentally stunted in some way. same way we still have electroshock under tried-everything-else circumstances, do we not have chemical castration? knackers stop working, no more wanting to fuck kids? I'D want that, in their shoes.

for me it's joshy b
https://www.tiktok.com/@joshybreviews

I don't think I have ever "felt" "schadenfreude". Honestly seems psychopathic.

nowt actually wrong with being gay and there never has been, but i wonder how Alan Turing and people in his shoes reacted to the (fucked up) choice of them de-gaying procedures.

i mean if it was "social mores", everyone saying it's this horrible degenerate act, do THEY buy into it? "oh yeah i should give those experimental hormone treatments a go, if nothing else, the alternative would be prison." what did his mates say, if they knew about him? or any secret bfs?

i know conversion therapy doesn't work, but if someone is just attracted to kids, can't you 100% de-sex-ify someone? wasn't that the whole point of eunuchs?

>>82128545
Nah she would never do that. I think she'll be let down, though.

Hollywood really seems to love this "white eastern european christian mafia" archetype as of late for some raisin

Meanwhile most/the worst mob activity is actually run by darkies and chosenites

The most based thing ever said may just be Pope Francis saying that he hopes hell is empty. Sick, vengeful normalslime brains cannot comprehend.

>>82132667
liked that John Wick but supposedly they AVOIDED Russian 'stereotypes' with the Russian baddie and i don't understand why. Russians do drink vodka and that, i've met them.

>>82132673
nice thought. don't really know what Buddhists and them are going on about with all that samsara/cycle stuff, but do Christians generally believe you only get 'one go' at it? you fuck up in life, that's either eternal salvation or eternal damnation??

some very vile people out there. i know Catholics have that concept of UNFORGIVABLE sins. give them infinite tries, until they get it right, IMO.

2005 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2TSTkaDcDU

>>82132726
I honestly don't know! I'm an idiot and I le know le nothing XD! Just like sockrattys.

>>82132751
ur thinkin of Pyrrho m8

>>82132727
>40 years ago
it over x

>>82132758
No I'm definitely thinking of Socrates. It's in me playdoh trust me bro.

>>82132779
yeah, well, he said a lot of things, didn't he? was bound to be right, eventually

>and then the two made-up blokes were walking along and one goes 'maaate what if people could vote, and that'
>'ahhh' said the older wiser one 'but here are the problems, have you considered them?'

fucking next-level imaginary arguments. fuck your 'dialogues'. JUST GIVE US THE ANSWERS

I should read Apology again. Tbqh. So based.

>>82132772

Got nothing left x

>>82132878
You need slappin' down

Should I have this last bottle. No. Am I going to. Yes. It the tragedy of the human spirit is what that is.

Din-din's warming up right now, is it not, my liege?

>>82132929
what are you having lad?

may have a coffee, me, plus something to balance it out

>tfw no rebecca girlfriend

do anything for this beautiful lass.

Debian 13 next week I think. Might hold off until the point release.

purchased myself an Options belgian choc flavour hot chocolate sachet following a discussion with Crossy
i could save it, i could have it now, who knows what i'll do

Didn't know this lill nigga was in the georgian mob as well

Then he turned the entire russian govt apparatus into his own personal mob, just as putin's doing now

No girl will ever love you this much. You will always be undesirable. You missed out on love. There are considerably more males than females under the age of 50 in this country.

Cider simply isn't strong enough to actually get me drunk. Actually pointless bothering in a way. Oh well.

>>82133057
Bored of these tedious projections now. Stop posting, anytime.

Feel tired af now me. That beddingtons is calling my name.

one mate left. i think if i never arranged to meet up then we never would again

>>82133071
It is true, though. We are only coping by distracting ourself with digital entertainment until we die. There will always be a new vidya to stop you going crazy.

Normies are going on holidays, exploring the world, making memories together and you have barely anything to show for your adult life. You haven't done anything interesting as an adult. You will die in your boxroom.

Boring. BORING.

>>82133103
Chika has vidya AND a loving partner (presumably) so his mere existence disproves your argument.

me? got my kinos, tramadols, zopiclones, and now an energy drink. sort of an Epicurean existence. i am a strong independent man who don't need no woman.

>>82133128
It's not even an argument. It's just some weird cope projection driven from bitterness. And yeah, there are others here "in his situation". Why he thinks it's okay to rub it in and have a go at them because wahhh wahhh he's upset, I have no idea. Pathetic behaviour.

>>82133163
i like to think HIS boxroom has this little cave in it. he comes out this time every night, gripes about his lot in life, assumes everyone feels the same.

yeah it's all trolling and that, but some people clearly are really into all this incel bollocks. on a good day i think it's pretty cute and harmless, but overall i hope these people get out of it. if you're actually that bitter, find something positive rather than negative. there are actual MONKS, the doom-and-gloom incels can't find SOMETHING positive, a hobby or something? mates? it sad, truly sad

Having some yazoo strawberry milk me. Oh aye we keeping it womfy tonight x

The wapu of wellington

>>82133239
It is, it is. When I see that sort of endless, pointless malevolence it really bothers me. I shouldn't let it, but it does anyway. It like Fergie said - where is the love x. It Fergalicious.

would actually like things to flip around for boys + young men though, seems things are turning that way. communities are dying, men are miserable, "herp derp women" is appealing the same way cults must be.

but there's no need to go about ruining other people's personal internet, is there? clogging up the tubes with your shite

>>82133273
I like you anyway, randomcapitalisedwordanon. You're alright. Very distinctive and weird posting style but that's based.

Why are they so upset? He just filming the bennies office, which is a public, tax-funded building. She needs to wind her neck in.
https://youtu.be/rYv1XUYJF9M

Waste as much police time as legally possible. They deserve to have their resources wasted. Tyrants tried to get me for wasting police time. At least now I legally no how to waste their fucking time. Thin blue line gang badge thugs do not intimidate me.

>>82133306
Why are women that work at the Jobcentre always these small, fat gremlin things? I've noticed this in several audits now. Even my local one had one. Why does it attract this breed of woman?

Membah Mika? Honestly. I'm thinking he was based. Can only appreciate him properly with the fullness of time. Lmfao. An acquired taste. Aged like a fine wine.

Garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons on me laptop now x

wish i had shrooms and a more stable brain. watching this Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. the humour is just 2much4me, but the flashing lights and exciting shapes? not bad.

>>82133128
I need love and would be prepared to sacrifice my vidya for it. I just hate how fucking hard it is to get a drop of pussy. As an older man you've got to be employed in a good job, not living with parents and drive minimum.

where did eva6and yanklass go?

>>82133388
He got bored of those gimmicks.

>>82133383
i mean there are pretty down-and-out people in relationships. i've known homeless couples on the streets. as an alky/addict i've met junkies who pair up. not exactly the 9/10 successful chads you're thinking of. it's a very universally human thing at all walks of life.

stop taking Tinder statistics as real life - it's an Argos catalogue for photographs of people. you're not uniquely unlovable.

Just think of all the people out there doing there wollocks in on the demon drink right now. Rather be right here in this beddingtons me.

Always cringe when normies talk about womemes in front of me and it's like I'm not expected to join in. But in reality I have a more sophisticated aesthetic sense than they do hehe. Haha. But for reals.

i like this autistic bug lady.

The crappington hath been taken

I do fink

>"Wapu? Now that's a name i haven't heard in a damn long time..."

>>82133605
You're a loose cannon soundfriend. But by god you get results.
Now I've got the damn DA's office breathing down my neck.

playing gameboy in my mind palace

>>82133762
dreamt last night i booted up some Pokemon game but it was one of the new ones, and i hadn't played it for a while and forgot where my save was at.
had some new gimmick where the trainers could apply 'effects' to their Pokemon. put this little symbol on them. like 'oh this lad's put Storm on all his Pokemon, you know how to deal with Storm, right?' but i didn't. bunch of people around me, watching me play this Pokemon game, i'd forgotten how to deal with the Stormies.

very embarrassing stuff.

Any fellow manga torrenters know what PRE, F AND ED means?

to be honest, i still don't even know what Steel type is weak to. i know Fire is one, i guess fire just heats up metal. Water, Flying? you rust steel with water or air? if it conducts electricity, is Electric good or bad?

kind of feels like it should just be good at defending against basically every other type. you're going to attacking a machine with psychic powers? plus swords kill dragons, all of that.

Time for sleeps, actually nodded off for a couple of minutes while watching some ASMR there x

There's nothing out there for me. I'll just be doing a shit job that no one wants to do. I'll still be alone, I'll still have no financial freedom. Now I understand why some men just like going back to prison.

>>82133939
never really saw these mad codes in manga releases like with films or anything, besides just release groups
>ED
corrr [Exiled-Destiny] was some magic. just pure video/DVD rips with the bright yellow bitmap subtitles. professional/licensed translations had it right, zoomers will NEVER KNOW the clusterfuck of noughties fansubs

>>82133987
I'm basically redoing my whole digital manga collection because I didn't have a lot of shit labelled right and had a lot of poor quality scans.
I know PRE means a volume needs a fix and F means a volume has been fixed.
No fucking clue what ED means though.

>I am 33 and have worked for ASDA the last 12 years.

Rather be dead than be this guy. May as well offer me euthanasia. Depressing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UKJobs/comments/1mks68f/37m_never_earned_more_than_25k_pa_wondering_about/

>>82134023
my guess would have been something like "Preview"/"Prerelease" and no clue about the other two.
>F means a volume has been fixed.
i feel like i've seen the whole "v2", "v3", "PROPER" thing with manga/comics before.
could "ED" be "end" or "ending" or something, like when anime torrents have separate OPs/EDs?

pure guesswork here because i couldn't find anything googling these. if i fancy reading a manga i WILL use some Read Manga Online type site, teenage-me would be ashamed ;__;

>>82134054
Yeah I could find fuck all about ED either. 20 or so volumes of a manga have it so doesn't mean ending. Probably something stupidly obvious.

>>82134036
did you link the wrong post there lad?
he's done degrees and has a sprog and he IS actually doing (some) paid music work. still god knows what music industry jobs there are, maybe music teacher is as close as it gets if that's your passion.

>>82134102
It's one of the comments.

cum my lady cum on my lady I'm your cummy pie cummy baby

>>82134128
oh aye. hope that guy has his drums, at least.

same job your whole life SHOULD be fine, really. just wonder if the big employers take the piss. cant-say-anything could be a manager, or he could have been a cashier on the same level of wages that whole time.

house prices and even the weekly shopping are what's crept up. yeah skint people buy phones and tellies and maybe some of them shouldn't, but think of that as a portion of what WOULD HAVE been savings for a mortgage/house.

in better times i ran the numbers once when i had about five grand saved up, and could reasonably save maybe an extra grand every year.

by the time i'd be on a mortgage and then paying that off instead of rent, maybe i could pay it off by the age of 130 or some nonsense. at some point you're dangling that carrot too far away and what's the point of it all

>>82134272
Me? Living paycheck to paycheck on bennies.

>>82134371
same, it's the same shit at the end of the day. could get an entry-level job at any age, the tiny difference just isn't worth it.

we could be at the start of an automation breakthrough and most people are WORRIED about it because their jobs are going. "humanity needs to do less work because of technology, for the same results" and that's bad? what a fucked-up problem we've created for ourselves.

will, coming up 5am
time to watch Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3.

forgot what the fuck happened in all the in-between films, never made it this far, but this one's about Rocket Raccoon? i shall watch the Rocket Raccoon finale.

>>82134762
MCU is a mess at the moment honestly.

>>82134916
i mean by the time of the first GotG i could not give a fuck. most of them weren't great. this one was fun, Marvel in space. and i like James Gunn's other films (Slither and Super are kino).

so i wanna watch this third one and then that'll probably be it. no clue what all this multiverse stuff is about. why didn't they take a break? i guess people watch every single film and know how they all connect together?

>>82134969
I have watched every film in the Infinity Saga and they all mostly tied together well and had good crossovers and it felt epic. The multiverse saga and the inclusion of TV Shows into the canon has been total dogshit. There seems to be no plan, at least not a coherent one.
I like James Gunn as well, love Slither and Super. Really enjoyed the new Superman film So I'm curious to see where he takes the new DC Film Universe.
Zack Snyder's grimdark take was fucking awful but then again he's a terrible director. He got lucky with the Dawn of the Dead remake but everything since has been slop (Watchmen included). Sucker Punch is one of the only films I remember walking out of.

Only gone an made sum porridge with bananas in enniiiiii??
Flippin mad, me! Always doin it!

the problem with super hero films at the minute is they seem to have forgotten than the basic formula is you find a charismatic actor who can lead a franchise, and then that's about it, really.
Christopher Reeve, great
Hugh Jackman, great
Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth, great.

Now they're all about superheroes people don't really care about, as depicted by pudgy middle aged men, baby-faced zoomers, or fairly mid looking women.
New Superman does look pretty good, admittedly.

I have awoken in the sense that i am now awake as in no longer asleep, just to take away any doubts from my audience

>>82129436
Sorry, I fell asleep.
I was waiting on muh new flatcap being delivered (it was posted through the letterbox).

>>82135362
Bloody hell this lad over here is putting a banana in his porridge! World gone mad!

Record lye in for me today.
Stomach all over the place though. I expect to be bolting to the toilet after a coffee

Spot of the old leg spasticity last night, the leg was bouncing around a lot in muh sleep. Think I kicked the footboard, as muh toes are hurting (doubt they're broken).
>>82136184
Probably all the alkaline, lad,
Spelling bants. Seen it a couple of times now, and I am confident in saying, you don't mean lye.

me and scottish lass hugging

Feel like death desu de lards, fresh start tomorrow

heating up again the next few days, not womfy

>>82136316
Have a bed day today, just lounge around on top of it watching any kino you can think of.
>>82136338
Do you think she was drunk and struggling to stay upright, or thought she was a pole dancer?

Morning morning morning all good lads. Looks like it will be a cracker today, nice and warm and lots of sunshine. I hope you're well and happy.
Back from feeding Bobby his breakfast and watching S01E09 Sports Festvial! (There's No Twist or Anything), Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid series before going to community service.
Take it easy and have a nice day lads!

>>82136519
>going to community service.
Avoided a custodial for 2d images?

>>82130666
What you gonna do instead? I tried to replace it with other hobbies but they never stuck. I've drastically reduced my playtime however and I don't care about modern slop.

carbon emission were a mistake

>>82136519
Ahoy there cap'n lollers. I'll be inside most of the day, but need to get some shopping at some point, as looking after muh mum's dog for 10 days next week.
Hope you have fun servicing your community.
Picnotrel.

Forced to complete 300 hours of community payback to avoid a custodial sentence.

So what actually happens if you give a selfie to one of these sites
was speaking to some lads who literally just did a selfie no questions asked to unlock porn on twitter, not a great idea that

>>82136671
All for owning hundreds of 2D images of lewd lolis.

Nonce sense

>>82136683
That's mad. Proton has a free version that selects from 5 crappy VPNs (stuff seems to get blocked on the Netherlands one) but at least you can bypass this shite without a selfie.

>>82136683
apparently they delete it after verifying it but some companies are based in america so wont have the same GDPR than here

>>82136709
He draws the stuff too, so now that's tied to his face
apparently its all done through grok and its not saved (lol) and you can trick grok into giving all kinds of information about people

>>82136724
Kek, you replied to somebody else instead of replying to yourself.

>>82136683
>took a picture of a random face from a youtube video
>failed
>took a picture of my own face
>failed
>verified me anyway

The whole thing's busted.

>>82136724
>He draws the stuff too, so now that's tied to his face
I hope it's not "problematic" stuff, because the markers for "extreme content" are quite vague in this country.
> and its not saved (lol)
lol indeed

>>82136733
Seems like it was relevant to my post too? The initial one he spoke about someone sending a selfie to twitter so he just expanded on that after I talked about vpns.

>>82136753
I thought he was referring to lolllers, kek, woops.
>>82136724
Sorry if you were talking about the VPN stuff.

>>82136753
Wonder what their definitions are. Heard BDSM was one of them. Mad.

>>82136762
No worries mate

let the lad watch his anime hes not hurting anyone

Suppose I better get up. Kinda depressing.

Neighbour's fit daughter just turned 16

>>82137076
Someone gets to have consenting sex with her and you can't have a single nude until she's 18.

>>82137076
hope you didn't start finding her attractive until she turned 16

>>82137121
Literally just morning when I found out she turned 16 I thought 'holy shit she is hot' so it's all above board.

Where is Shippo?

>>82136683
Basically it goes on a "secure" database for a short time and then "deleted". We should be protesting Ofcom, not fucking hotels (this is a distraction...the government wants you to hate immigrants rather than focus on their public bodies).

Just think a man in his late 20s or even 30s probably shags a consenting aged girl. Probably happens thousands of times every day in this country with chavvy girls.

Fuck keir starmer
Fuck keir starmer
Fuck keir starmer

It's 100% legal to have gore of humans as long as you aren't using it for malicious and obscene communications. You could have it on your lock screen, get detained by female police for something, they see it, start feeling sick and nothing legally can be done.

I could be in a relationship with a teenager. Legally there's nothing the police can do about it if I were on a night walk with my girlfriend and kissing her in front of them.

I have never typed any true statement on /britfeel/

Had a good scratch of the scalp last night. Now picking the dried blood bits off. Very satisfying.

I don't know for sure why I get these parts of my scalp where it feels like some spot is there and causing me to compress and pick. I find it seems to happen when I don't wash my hair.

Wow the UK is so cool!

>>82137152
got outed YET AGAIN for being a peadophile, he's laying low for a while waiting for things to die down. but we will always remember

>>82137363
There was a Gaza "protest" in a nearby town on Friday. Like 10 White boomers (in a town that's probably majority foreigners now) waving Pally flags while 2 coppers walked around.

Any wupdate on the Nuneaton protests? Must be some spacker with a live cam out there.

>>82137390
Where's the CITIZEN JOURNALISTS?

>>82137390
Oh shit it was yesterday. I thought it was saturday today lmfao

>>82137383
It's sad what's going on over there.

>>82137416
yea mate, sucks innit, gotta go, ta ra

>>82137335
yeah because its a build up of skin and sebum which causes itching

Young jewish women in their 20s live life on easy difficulty. Just goes shopping, cooks something and goes to the gym in her day. Very productive eh? There's no way a man working full time could have the time to do easy shit like this...especially in ameriburger land with no welfare and healthcare. Of course she puts a disclaimer in to say she picked a day without much work but really this is her average day. Women like this rely on men in careers to pay for their easy lifestyles or they have a comfy office job where they do fuck all. Being female is a free pass to enjoying life. Makes me sick.

https://youtu.be/G7xzZST2MwQ

>>82137437
That's what I did today pretty much

Hi lads I am new here. Can you give me a quick rundown of this Shippy that people keep talking about?

Why do women get all the comfy jobs? Maybe men should stop working if they are not needed anymore. It's funny when women think they can run the world. Let's have a day where men just strike from working the jobs women will never do.

>>82137437
I do only because I have 2 days wfh, if I was irl 5 days I dont think Id get enough sleep in order to do this

>>82137480
I have a job very similar to this, its the civil service. I just copy shit into excel with 2 days wfh, choose whatever hours I wanna do and the days wfh, targets are incredibly relaxed and I'm not even sure they really check them, much better than the private sector because line managers aren't pressured to be ontop of you really.

All men not getting sex should stop working. There's no need to pay taxes for women and more attractive men getting all the pussy rewards in life.

>run ruthmong_midday_meltdown.exe

>>82137452
What you wear tight yoga pants for your simps? Bit gay.

>>82137480
This is just porn

>amazing views
lol

why do labubus look like pazuzu and sound like it? im not a christmong but its a bit on the nose innit

Wonder where tubby lass went. She hasn't posted in a month. I hope she wasn't deported. Probably just taking an extra long holiday somewhere nice. That's what you can do when your father is wealthy.

>>82137480
I have had comfy jobs like this my whole career lad. You get them by being good at something. You should try it

Looks like one of the regular tards has woken up

>>82137518
bit false, I had quals in a completely different stem field and currently have a very comfy sivil cervix job, I dont think I'm good, you just have to not be a mega mong on a computer and get lucky

>>82137469
I think he's a wrongun though I know nothing about his life.

Ruthmong is here.

>>82137432
I really hate washing my hair. I think I'll just splash water on it every few days see if that helps. I don't believe in using shampoo as it damages hair follicles long term with their harsh chemicals.

>>82137526
Yeah it is me lad. I am Spam Mong

>>82137495
Can't wait for the government to replace you with AI. Then we can get our UBI.

If women can make a living just by taking their top off shouldn't we be blaming the men pathetic enough to pay for it?

FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
VERY STRONG WITH MILK IN MINE
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
TEATIME SARNIES SERVED ON TIME
FROM THE BICCIES TO THE TEA
WUPPASTINE TEA MUST BE FREE.

>>82137538
idk lad the build up of sebum and dht isn't very good either, get a natural shampoo. Ive got hair down to the middle of my back and its still thick and healthy despite using shampoo, I just hydrate the fuck out of it with a special conditioner and hair oil. Hate the itching when I dont do it for a few days.

>>82137517
You must be the most bitter man in the UK

>>82137550
AI is hyped up lad. It can not do complex tasks on its own and maybe never will

>>82137518
You get them by luck and that luck is higher when you are a pretty person with a vagina (especially with female HR and male manager).

>>82137550
we had this discussion the other day, wont happen for years because the government are too incompetent, weve only just rolled out LEDS which is the system replacing the police national computers, leds was developed in 2016 and wont be properly out until 2026, 10 years. AI is going to take a while to make usable and everything is painfully slow in the civil service, it will happen eventually but I'm not staying here for long as I've got quals and work experience in a specific field and due to only recently getting my drivers license I haven't been able to meet job requirements.

>>82137554
It's rich elites paying for it mostly to focus the efforts on hating females rather than them with their extreme wealth. Them and sad men who think these females care about them.

>>82137561
Maybe but what I say is mostly truth. You never see many males do these day in their life routines. It's because they have to do boring shit to survive.

>>82137554
Do you blame the drug dealer or the drug user more?

>>82137526
mine would look like this but i hide filtered stubs

Just chuck out your perfectly working system because Windows 11 requires some weird hardware config now. This scummy, wasteful tactic should convince more to switch to GNU/Linux. For the average person, it should be sufficient enough. Even video games are going that way thanks to Steam using an Arch-based operating system.

>>82137606
Obviously the user. Without demand the supply is starved.

>run gnu/linux_midday_routine.exe

Lovely little wankington that was

>>82137532
What about Swanmong?

>>82137661
what to? think i'll save my wankglington for later

>>82137699
could you point us out some of his posts

>>82137710
He literally went to her pub and I think she found out. It's not RM. He doesn't live there or know how to use public transport.

My 24yo lass is originally from York too. I won't be posting my british rose like I did the other day.

>>82137749
how old are you? you going to sprogmaxx her? get that birthrate up

>>82137759
I don't know her. She's just another asmr lass. I would of course love to be with her but I'm just too angry now.

Did anyone download the new Debian 13?

>>82137480
>Ngooboo making a sammich for the cherd

>>82137802
>Did anyone download the new Debian 13?
lmfao fuck off troon

>>82137802
Techlet here, how much of it works vs normiesoft?

>>82137833
They're mostly heterosexual. There's only a few troons and rapists that help with development

which one of you spackers wrote TMAU on wareham on that wplace website

>>82137882
should draw a big willy on your house, as a beacon to the womenfolk

might draw ssms head on there anyone want to help

>>82137854
If you try the live version, then you will see. I recommend using the Gnome desktop environment as it looks modern. For web browsing, office, video and music, it should be fine. You may have to download a few extra packages to enable video thumbnails in the file manager and webp to open them in an image viewer.

The Debian installer is very straightforward or you can use the Calamares one from within the live one.

>>82137833
phowar I will be soon, I been well excited x

bros, how do I use github? It's too confusing

GNU/Linux noobs should use Linux Mint Debian Edition. It will look a bit like Windows 7 if you're using the Cinnamon desktop. I personally prefer Xfce as I Windows 98 layout is peak desktop usability.

>>82137956
install the browser app thats all you need to do x

Desperate for sex but can't get it. No point working for a sexless life. Sex is the primary goal and is unreachable.

>>82137970
the whomst?

whats the matter mate you've barely touched your Babe Battenberg.

Was watching absolute 80s and Samantha fox was on singing some and it made me dead horny seeing her massive dyke tits. Come upstairs now and going to shake my Willard for a little while if that's alright with you?

Nice slow Sunday for me de lids, having me first wuppa of the day.

>>82138039
cancer coming on strong and soon for you my lad hope its slow and painful just like you deserve x

Been out with the dog in the towns student area park. Two dyed haired weirdos staring at us.. "morning!"
>Fuck off fascist!
I let the dog jump up and tell it to piss, it starts pissing on them. They do nothing except scream "Nazi!"
Continue on my way while they continue impotently protesting.
Hate students tbqfh, especially commie ones.

gonna have to switch me wfh days to monday and thursday, ive defeated the sunday anxiety by knowing im not in tomorrow as ive got to wait in for my guitar, line managerberg wont mind I hope, shes fairly chill. Currently do wed and fri but monday means I can do laundry then instead of sunday so I can two full proper days and monday doesn't really count as I do nothing from home

>>82138081
I dont fink that happened, why would they do that

>>82138081
did you punch their lights out after that?

>>82138090
NTA but, it didn't happen.

>>82137988
>the whomst?
yes

>>82137933
Thanks, going to look into it.

My upscaler has come for the SNES, 4 days early, oh yeah. I will try it out, after I have a spliff.

>>82138212
Sounds lush mate what are you playing first?

locking myself in my box room all day is all i want in life

>>82138212
you got a flash cart, m80?

>>82138212
Actraiser coming on strong

think I need to get on and build me a Mister so I can have all my retro gaming needs in one place.
Kind of intimidated tho.

arnold is 78 today

came across my old nintendo ds lite with flash cart the other day... not playing it in years. might give that bad boy a go again. anyone care to recommend some good gaymes

Cool SNES game you might not know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJpOA36-4g
Flipping two people made this game single handedly. Absolutely mad bastards.

>>82138231
I bought a 50 quid chink handheld that plays PS1 so my needs are covered

6 days until OFCOM shuts down access to 4chan, enjoy it while you can, lads

>>82138246
I also got one of those, but it just up and stopped working. Need to look at repairing that.

>>82138266
I have a pass, and Proton has a free service so all good here

>>82138240
Apart from the obvious stuff, Aliens Infestation was pretty good.
I was watching someone play Tingle's Rosy Rupee Land on stream t'other day, and that game looks kind of amazing actually.

Ever cum on a girl's face, lads?

As the crow flies, which hangs lower - your balls or your cock?

Anyone know what that one game on DS is with the ghosts and some kind of haunted video game? I think it might be part of the Hotel Dusk series.

>>82138215
I don't know, I keep swapping. I'll try them all, but might do f-zero first.
>>82138220
Nope, just bog standard console.
>>82138230
I had to google what it is. Are you playing that?
>>82138243
Cool, will have a look, Thanks anon.

>>82138311
>Are you playing that?
Nah, played it January though and really enjoyed it. 4/5

>>82138243
Have this one. Good graphics gameplay takes a while to get used to you have to utilise jumping attacks a lot towards the end. Completed it a few years ago I enjoyed it.

PIP bennies dropping tomorrow. Oh aye x

>>82138307
Dude you should get topped by a black stud in your boypussy. That will make you less interested in Nintendo DS games you little faggot. You have no idea how good it feels to stimulate your boygspot with a black penis. He can fertilize your boyvaries and make you gaygnant.

>>82138311
you should get a flash card. Mad handy for cartridge based systems.
Just grab a zip file of the entire SNES library, throw it on there, and you're done.

>>82138230
Actraiser is a fucking great game. Love the two different styles of gameplay. Completed it a few times, still haven't done professional mode yet. That's just the action levels but a bit harder.

>>82138330
well, that's just rude, to be quite frank.

>>82138324
You're on PIP? I thought you were on ESA.

>>82138324
Another 2 weeks for my PIP and another month for my UC. Fuckin eeeeeeeel!

>>82138349

Haven't been on ESA since May. It's getting phased-out by the government lid. ESA won't exist anymore by March 2026.

Me? ESA, PIP, UC, motability and housing allowance.

It lush and I mean LUSH

>>82138349
You can get PIP + ESA (now UC) they're 2 completely separate things

Me? Basic UC and MS. Been waiting 2 years for a reassessment (that won't come).

Always find it hilarious how the government prefers to just rename things instead of fixing them.

>ESA? Nah we're "phasing it out" to be replaced with PIP. What's that? Oh yeah it will do the exact same thing as PIP and will provide all the same amounts as PIP to the same people.

Bunch of tards lol.

>>82138365
Corr talk about Nicolemaxxing. Claiming the lot! It lush. After all why not?

i wish i was a spakker the free money would be really nice

>>82138352

>Another 2 weeks for my PIP and another month for my UC.

Corr. I got my UC on Friday de lid. Feels LUSH right now getting me bennie payments so close-to each other but I'll probably be skint af in about 3 weeks.

>>82138374
WCA are swamped right now with covid finishing. The DWP have hundreds of thousands to do. Might be a while longer lid. I haven't been reassessed since 2018. Why are you waiting for a WCA lid?

why is it still so bastard warm? why will summer not just fuck off?

>>82138375
PIP used to be called DLA. I think 2028 LCWRA is being merged into PIP and will be called the UC health element.

>>82138398
Mumberg decided i MUST visit her next week, i really dont have the time.
Can do it today, phone her, "I'm having a nap"
ok fuck you then.

>>82138381
you can just lie lol

Can't wait for Reform to scrap all that dogshit bennies. Scrounging mongs.

>No SeasideSUNDUPDATE

Feeling so hollow today.

>>82138375
Definitely a mark of useless people that when presented with a problem all they do is rearrange it, and hope no one notices.

>>82138411
They're not going to. They're not going to do anything important. They will win with the biggest mandate in history and they will do nothing, then spend five years complaining about the BLOODY BLIMMIN BARMEY WOKE LEFT!

>>82138411
Kek. Even if they try it will get voted down out of spite. Judging by the polls at the moment it looks like the next parliament will be hung so passing laws through will be a lot harder. Besides, a lot of people who vote reform are working class and elderly the two biggest benefit claimers. They won't do shit.

>tfw no bloody blimmin barmey woke left gf

>>82138324
When Reform gets in you are fucked lad.

ALL BENNIES MONGS MUST BE ON THE STREET

Pre-500 anxiety really hitting hard right now lads, please make a new one asap

>>82138426
They've outright said they will and are more trustworthy than any other party.

>>82138429
tbf tbf. Piercings on her face, wears men's underpants, and thinks she's a chap sometimes. Corr.

Me? I quite enjoy reading all the Facebook comments of boomers and deanos moaning about people claiming bennies. I always put laugh reactions on them.

>>82138435
With the way they are running the local councils they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
>>82138441
Saying something and doing something are two completely different things. All the other parties will unanimously vote down anything they will try and pass. It's going to be so funny seeing frog mouth Farage and his paki owner seething in parliament.

>>82138429
There are different kinds of woke women in my experience of the woke decade (2014-2024).
A) Woke woman who is just woke due to social pressure and immense desire to fit in. Oversocialised. Somewhat of a believer due to feminine emotional compassion for oppressed.

B) Woke woman who is just a socially climbing mean girl bully. Often nasty and bullying personality even outside of their wokeness. For them, punch up good punch down bad is a socially clever way of being able to bully other people, especially other women. Not nice people.

C) The true believer woke woman. Has dealt with some sexism (or racism if she is a BAME) and got attracted to analyses of such things as a teen on tumblr. Believes in power structures. Is usually a bit boring and slightly above average midwit intellect.

>>82138458
Utter cope from bennie scrounger.

>>82138446
Pride often comes before a fall.

>>82138389
Not at the PIP stage yet. Things are getting worse for me healthwise, yet they're treating me like I'll be in work in no time. Now I know my symptoms are caused by MS and I'll just be getting worse instead of better, I'm sort of fugged, and struggling with money now (as having to get a taxi if I need to go anywhere).

>>82138446
Kek. Same. I posted a few a while back because they made me laugh. They read like
>Av been working in Tesco cleaning toilets for 60 years paying into mah pot and I get nuffink. Those boys on PIP are living the life of Riley while I have to pick the peanuts out of somebody's shit!

>>82138458
> With the way they are running the local councils they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

Yes. I understand that. My hope is that by 2029 more intelligent Tory types will get into the party who can run things sensibly behind the scenes.

I like what America has tbqh. A bombastic president who says wild shit whilst the federal reserve, congress, and the individual states really run things behind the scenes.

I want a sensible Keynesian economic policy by the nerds working at the back, mixed with psychotic Pol tier social policies of absolute freedom of speech and the PM typing the N word in all caps on Twitter.

>>82137639
Linux is the name of an operating system. 'kernel' was once just another name for OS, still is. not about to call Windows fucken "Paint/Internet Explorer/Windows" are you?
hopefully they'll de-X and de-GNU the distributions after Stallman dies.

>>82138315
I'll keep an eye out, thanks.
>>82138331
I'll have a look into it. Wouldn't mind an emulator for some console stuff. Bit much to get an N64 just to play goldeneye.

>>82138458
In fairness local councils are inherently useless and are little more than a black hole for process, bureaucracy and wasted funds.

>>82138462
The SJW in many ways is the female version of the chud. It's a very fembrained way of bullying people and being obnoxious.
As opposed to saying "fuck off faggot, kys", you just nag at people's behaviours and act like you're kind of their friend but have the power to oust them from your group at any moment.
Tumblr was very much 4chan's feminine counterpart, and all of the female anti-social teens who wanted to bully people and cause chaos amassed there. I get it now.

>>82138446
>Boomers and Gen Xers complaining about "those millennials" who they don't realise are in their 30's and 40's at this point, and saying we ought to bring back national service to sort everyone out (despite the fact that they never went, themselves)
They just can't not, can they?

>>82138507
>>82138507
>>82138507
>>82138507
nu fredd tbqhwy

>>82138490
If you want to play Goldeneye specifically, there's workarounds for emulators now that give you full 60fps and mouselook.

>>82138498
100%

Redscare podcast has been such a fucking success with slightly high IQ women (and gays) because Anna and Dasha just nail the cool mean girl image but turn it back on wokeness and call them out.

>woke BPD ex
>lots of random digs at men, "kill all men", "fragile male ego", "small dick", even "fucking bald little cunt" type stuff (at her flatmate who pissed her off)
>we're at a gathering and she's making sarnies for everyone
>i say some stupid "aye back in the kitchen" thing
>bit of banter innit
>she fucking "calls me out" in front of everyone
>genuinely do not want to upset her
>chronically over-apologise, it's just a joke, i'm not actually sexist
>SHE decides it was banter. she got me! the look on my face :) (but also don't say that ever again.)

nerve-wracking stuff but i don't get why it was okay one way around but not the other, in some weird way i'd prefer it if this only went one level deep and she was like "sorry i'm sensitive to sexism even if it's a joke", really strung it out in front of everyone.

>>82138536
The first shall be last and the last shall be first Jesus in the Gospels

They have a warped morality lad. Men are, as a group, more powerful than women and women historically have been oppressed. Therefore aggression from women to men as a group is good (PUNCHING UP) and even tiny sleights against women are egregious and evil (PUNCHING DOWN).

PUNCH UP GOOD PUNCH DOWN BAD was the credo of the woke 2014-2024. From this credo all wokeness flows. It has died in America but is clinging on in the U.K. because wokeness incorporated into our indirectness/politeness culture and became another way of differentiating oneself from the stupid council estate racist gammons. Also, unlike in the USA, British life is dominated by large public centrally run institutions like the NHS, BBC, Education, Police ect that people have WAY WAY too much trust in. So if having pronouns in your email become standard for NHS doctors people go along with it.

>>82138536
You are the victim of a crime.
You may think im joking, this is 4chan after all.
But i'm not.
You are being co-erced and she is controlling you. This is a red flag.
Please please please talk to a mens group in your area and just tell them what you told us.
They will confirm what i have said and offer you support to escape.
If you stay with her you are going to be abused.