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Anonymous No.82133688 [Report] >>82133725 >>82133739 >>82133847 >>82133848 >>82133872 >>82133901 >>82133928 >>82133972 >>82133986 >>82134073 >>82134122 >>82134143 >>82134291 >>82134384 >>82134498 >>82134613 >>82134642 >>82134750 >>82134774 >>82135587 >>82135627 >>82135660 >>82135666 >>82135798 >>82135946 >>82135985 >>82135997 >>82136038 >>82136096 >>82136342 >>82136373 >>82136389 >>82136398 >>82136412 >>82136433 >>82136470 >>82136531 >>82136821 >>82137819 >>82137861 >>82138706 >>82138735 >>82138790 >>82139800 >>82139856 >>82139929 >>82139961 >>82140593 >>82140975 >>82141203 >>82141269 >>82141337 >>82141511 >>82141534 >>82141564 >>82141876 >>82142052 >>82142246 >>82142258 >>82143596 >>82143641 >>82143667 >>82143685 >>82144204 >>82144231 >>82144298 >>82144413 >>82144445 >>82145531 >>82145735 >>82146408
Can you post your stats, so I can see if I'm better then you?
>Race
>Age
>Height
>Income level
>PP size (or boob size)
>Last time you had sex
>Hobbies
Anonymous No.82133725 [Report] >>82133743 >>82134525
>>82133688 (OP)
White
29
193
None
14
Never
None
Anonymous No.82133739 [Report] >>82133757
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Black
>Age
18
>Height
6'5"
>Income level
0
>PP Size
7 inches
>Last time you had sex
Last week
>Hobbies
Basketball, eating, sleeping, playing 2k and cod
Anonymous No.82133743 [Report] >>82133775 >>82143503
>>82133725
>14 inch penis
Bullshit MF white boy. Your little pecker ain't even 4" you little peck wold
Anonymous No.82133757 [Report]
>>82133739
>Black
>Not on welfare
Another made up one.
Anonymous No.82133773 [Report] >>82133782 >>82133804 >>82134723
Doxxing thread but whatever

White
34
5'11
Autismbux only
5
Never
4chan, retro games
Anonymous No.82133775 [Report]
>>82133743
Cm's, obviously.
Anonymous No.82133782 [Report] >>82133801
>>82133773
How would anyone dox you based on these few pieces of info?
Anonymous No.82133801 [Report]
>>82133782
It's mostly shitposting, I admit. I felt compelled to say it because someone usually does in a thread like this.
Anonymous No.82133804 [Report] >>82133824 >>82133825 >>82136531
>>82133773
What is your job?
What is your eye/hair color?
Where do you live?
What political party do you vote for?
What is political ideology?
What is your religion?
What do you want to do when you grow up?
Anonymous No.82133824 [Report]
>>82133804
None
Greenish, dark brown
Europe
Left
Eat the rich but deport all foreigners
Culturally christian
Nothing
Anonymous No.82133825 [Report]
>>82133804
>"What is political ideology"
Hello Chang. Hail the glorious workers paradise of the democratic peoples Republic of China and it's glorious leader Xi.
Anonymous No.82133847 [Report] >>82133852
>>82133688 (OP)
>race
hispanic
>age
30
>income level
around $120k/year but varies quite a bit month to month
>dick size
7 inches hard, non-bone pressed
>sex
never
>hobbies
boomer shooters all day every day
Anonymous No.82133848 [Report] >>82134525 >>82141830
>>82133688 (OP)
Chinese
23
5'9''
Unemployed
I don't want to say
KEK
Anime, vidya, the usual.
Anonymous No.82133852 [Report]
>>82133847
forgot height: 5'10" (but I lie and just say I'm 6 feet)
Anonymous No.82133872 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Black(african)
>24
>6'3 but a 6'3 guy claimed i was taller than him whatever idgaf
>i have no clue enough to live the life i have now
>7" just about but when i stop jacking of for it bit it almost hit 8"
>?????lol
>Martial arts, drawing, literature and games, history and military bullshit,
Anonymous No.82133901 [Report] >>82134525
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>18
>6'2"
>2.5K yearly
>6"
>Never
>Gaming? I like dating sims.
Anonymous No.82133928 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Spic
>Age
Mid 20s
>Height
Below 5 foot 8
>Income level
Neet (>10k a year)
>PP size (or boob size)
Barely 5 inches
>Last time you had sex
Do hookers count?
3 weeks ago?
>Hobbies
Shitposting, conspiracy theories, rock and roll music
Anonymous No.82133972 [Report] >>82133981 >>82134009
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
White (Northern European)
>Age
29
>Height
5'8
>Income level
100k
>PP size (or boob size)
C cup booba
>Last time you had sex
like 3 days ago
>Hobbies
Stream games, play games, play guitar, sing, reading, traveling

I'm also fat as fuck, so I am sure most people here are better than me in their opinion. But I kinda like myself ngl.
Anonymous No.82133981 [Report] >>82133993
>>82133972
Why not just put the fork down
Anonymous No.82133986 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Vampire
3000
2m 50cm
9 figures
rather not say
yesterday with your mom
Scolding my little minions when they mess up
Anonymous No.82133993 [Report]
>>82133981
Lost 40 lbs so far, it's just a slow process if I want to do it sustainably. I don't care what some people say losing weight is hard on people that grew up with bad eating habits, you have to change a huge part of who you are and it can be tough.
Anonymous No.82134009 [Report] >>82134028
>>82133972
>But I kinda like myself ngl.
Another retarded tranny narcassist. What else is new? Did you become a tranny because of hedonism or because you wanted to force people to acknowledge your ego? You make me sick.
Anonymous No.82134028 [Report]
>>82134009
I wouldn't call myself a narc I just learned to appreciate who I am which took a lot of years of self hatred through my teens and 20's. I just feel more comfortable with myself now is all.

You guys are real silly assuming everyone who claims to be female here is a tranny, jesus.
Anonymous No.82134045 [Report] >>82134525 >>82141830
white
20
5'6
~50k/year(give or take $5k depends how much overtime i get)
5in
never
scuba, science, gardening, also boring snca like video games sometimes and history
Anonymous No.82134073 [Report] >>82142882
>>82133688 (OP)
>so I can see if I'm better then you
no one's better than anyone in general like that
you may be better than me at chess, i might be better than you at running, but it's always "at something", not in general

but fine, here's your data, mr. dataminer
>Race
pale
>Age
28
>Height
5'11 (180cm)
>Income level
around 106k bucks a year, but my money is around 1:5.5 conversion rate (usd to my money) so go figure, it's a fairly good income for my country though and doesn't count other benefits
>PP size (or boob size)
average, leave me alone
>Last time you had sex
never
>Hobbies
software development, playing games, reading manga, helping others, cooking, cycling sometimes, studying people maybe (they're complicated)
Anonymous No.82134122 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
black
28
5'11.5 barefoot
REDACTED
9.5 inches and thick, uncircumcised
none of your business ytboi
rapping, trapping, drugs
Anonymous No.82134143 [Report] >>82141830
>>82133688 (OP)
Arab
20
5'9"
idk like $20k a year im just working fast food while in college
5" on the dot
about four days ago
writing, reading, 3D modeling, vidya
Anonymous No.82134291 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Nice try, feds.
Brown (mutt)
21
5'5
Above average where I live, but still low for an american (I'm not american)
7 inches
October last year (with an escort)
Sleeping, gaming, watching vtubers, ai chatbots
Anonymous No.82134384 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Mixed
24
182
None
18/7 inches
Never
Usual shit like anime and gaming
Anonymous No.82134404 [Report] >>82134525
White
34
6'5"
75k/yr
5 inches
Last week
Camping, canoeing, gym, MTG, guitar/mandolin, vidya
Anonymous No.82134498 [Report] >>82134525 >>82141830
>>82133688 (OP)
hapa
19 turn 20 soon
5'10 (and a half :^)
neet
6 inches more or less
i came in my onahole last night
idk whatever
Anonymous No.82134525 [Report] >>82134564 >>82134573 >>82140770 >>82141830
The best ones here:
>>82133725
Attractive
>>82133848
Cute but kinda short
>>82133901
Attractive
>>82134045
Cute but kinda short too
>>82134404
Could be attractive but too old
>>82134498
Cute
Anonymous No.82134564 [Report] >>82134571
>>82134525
I want to pound your boypussy so hard the neighbours will think the sounds are Independence Day fireworks.
Anonymous No.82134571 [Report] >>82134589 >>82134615
>>82134564
I dont have a boypussy lol
Anonymous No.82134573 [Report]
>>82134525
>Attractive
Obviously not.
Anonymous No.82134589 [Report]
>>82134571
Yo how far can you piss? Is your stream lit?
Anonymous No.82134613 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Whatever

>Race
White latino
>Age
23
>Height
171cm (5'7")
>Income level
0
>PP size (or boob size)
16.5cm (6.5")
>Last time you had sex
Never
>Hobbies
Rot.
Anime, vidya, guitar, hirtory, esoteric shit (reading, not practicing), idk what else.
Anonymous No.82134615 [Report] >>82134627
>>82134571
you calling me cute made me hard but then you said you're not a boy and I isntantly lost my erection
Anonymous No.82134627 [Report] >>82134637 >>82134641
>>82134615
She thinks theres black boys here. But its just us honest hard working white guys trying to enjoy our night before work tomorrow.
Anonymous No.82134637 [Report]
>>82134627
>But its just us honest hard working white guys trying to enjoy our night before work tomorrow.
You ain't white tho. No white guy says "we white guys". Post your hands skin color (timestamped) or GTFO.
Anonymous No.82134641 [Report]
>>82134627
>trying to enjoy our night before work tomorrow
>work
Anonymous No.82134642 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>22
>5'10"
>None, hoping for autismbux but being american I'll probably get denied
>6.5" length, not sure how girth is measured
>Never
>Vidya and computer building
Anonymous No.82134663 [Report] >>82134692
Sure.
White australian with dutch ancestry
28
Welfare tier. I only work part time
iirc its like 1 cm above average or something i dont remember
Never
Video games, youtube, learning japanese
Anonymous No.82134692 [Report] >>82134702 >>82134739
>>82134663
>White
Saar I am also white Saar.
Anonymous No.82134702 [Report] >>82134739
>>82134692
what a fucking retard, pretending like whitebois didn't all get eradicated in the great BNWO purge
Anonymous No.82134723 [Report]
>>82133773
Do you even know what doxxing is? you think you can get doxxed over your age and height. You must be retarded.
Anonymous No.82134739 [Report] >>82134769 >>82134795
>>82134692
>>82134702
I'm part of the 2% remaining twp pecker timmies still living australia
Anonymous No.82134750 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
white
53
4'11
50k a yr
4in
never
meth
Anonymous No.82134769 [Report]
>>82134739
you'll be found eventually
tick tock tick tock, peckerwood cracKKKa
Anonymous No.82134774 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
white
27
0
5.5"
Dec 2024
anime and weebshit
Anonymous No.82134795 [Report]
>>82134739
So you're a bogan living like mad Max is real life?
Anonymous No.82135307 [Report]
>hispanic
>21
>5'9
>none
>probably 4.8-5in
>never
>basketball, listening to new music, occasionally video games, hanging with friends
Anonymous No.82135335 [Report]
>Race
Black
>Age
19
>Height
6'4
>Income level
21000
>PP size (or boob size)
8.2? inches
>Last time you had sex
2 years ago
>Hobbies
Drawing, Making music, cooking, working out. I used to play basketball but dropped it.
Anonymous No.82135524 [Report]
Mexican
22
5'7
65k
5.5 unless turbo boner
Yesterday
Woodworking, fixing things around the house, gardening, stained glass, reflecting.
Anonymous No.82135587 [Report] >>82135608
>>82133688 (OP)
>white/latino (I have light skin but still a brownoid nonetheless)
>18
>0 (college student starting 2nd year)
>5.5 in
>neber
>flash games, skating, playing guitar (electric)
Anonymous No.82135608 [Report]
>>82135587
>forgor height 5'10 no im not the other guy were both just latinos/retarded
Anonymous No.82135627 [Report] >>82141830
>>82133688 (OP)
>white
>20
>5 foot 9
>10k student
>6 inches
>last week
>jazz musician
Anonymous No.82135660 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>29
>5'10
>180k
>7.5 inches, girthy enough to need extra large condoms
>Never
>Scuba, reading, vidya, arguing on the internet
Anonymous No.82135666 [Report] >>82138790
>>82133688 (OP)
Back in MY day, we took the time to post these stats using MS Paint. But, whatever; here's where I am today.
>Black American
>36
>6'0"
>~$42K/year
>7" at 'full power'
>May, 2022
>Vidya games, exercising, reading (mostly political theory but also philosophy, particularly Albert Camus), etc
Picrel is from 2017
Anonymous No.82135746 [Report] >>82136025
>>Race
White

>>Age
32

>>Height
5'5"

>>Income level
$32k/yr

>>PP size (or boob size)
32A

>>Last time you had sex
Three years ago

>>Hobbies
Exercising, reading, mobislop games.
Anonymous No.82135798 [Report] >>82135970 >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
White
>Age
23
>Height
6'2
>Income level
None
>PP size (or boob size)
6.5 inches
>Last time you had sex
Never
>Hobbies
Posting on the internet, playing old fps games, reading comics and watching wrestling/tv
Anonymous No.82135848 [Report] >>82140559
>Race
hapa viet/white
>Age
20
>Height
5'10
>Income level
none but in college
>PP size (or boob size)
A cup
>Last time you had sex
three days ago with a girl
9 months ago with a guy
>Hobbies
reading, cooking, baking, writing, running, film
Anonymous No.82135946 [Report] >>82135956 >>82141830
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
White
>Age
22
>Height
5'7"
>Income level
0
>PP size
5 inches
>Last time you had sex
Last month
>Hobbies
Politics, video games, movies
Anonymous No.82135956 [Report] >>82135979
>>82135946
are you viesanspeur
Anonymous No.82135970 [Report]
>>82135798
>playing old fps games
Based. I like the Serious Sam games, you?
Anonymous No.82135979 [Report] >>82136002
>>82135956
>viesanspeur
I don't know who or what the fuck that is
Anonymous No.82135985 [Report] >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
White
28
5'11
0
6 inches
never
cooking, gardening, video games, DIY and drinking
Anonymous No.82135997 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>>Race
White/Jewish
>>Age
19
>>Height
5'7
>>Income level
0
>>PP size (or boob size)
these aren't anatomically equivalent?
>>Last time you had sex
Never
>>Hobbies
daydreaming, music, fashion
Anonymous No.82136002 [Report]
>>82135979
you could've just said 'no' jeez...
Anonymous No.82136025 [Report]
>>82135746
What do you read flatbot?
Anonymous No.82136038 [Report] >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
>white (usa)
>26
>6'2
>90k if I work weekends as much as my work lets me
>small, never measured, but like "average" small ykwim
>never had it
>i make kefir (fermented milk). been drinking it for a month and a half and it's supposed to have lots of good bacteria for gut health but i haven't noticed anything and i've been drinking it everyday since june 20th
Anonymous No.82136096 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>>Race
Hispanic
>>Age
19
>>Height
5'6
>>Income level
NEET
>>PP size (or boob size)
5.5 inches
>>Last time you had sex
Never
>>Hobbies
I'm pretty good at vidya and I like anime, otaku stuff etc
Generally snca
Anonymous No.82136342 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
WHITE
>Age
20
>Height
69.69 INCHES
>Income Level
42K/YR
>PP size
A SOLID 6
>Last time you had sex
FIVE YEARS AGO
>Hobbies
GYM, VIDEO GAME, ANIME
Anonymous No.82136373 [Report] >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
White
>Age
19
>Height
6'0
>Income level
2.4k yearly (roughly)
>PP size (or boob size)
7.2
>Last time you had sex
Never
>Hobbies
Vidya, Cars, Writing, Reading, TTRPGS, Working out, and Anime
Anonymous No.82136389 [Report] >>82136562
>>82133688 (OP)
>>Race
White
>>Age
29
>>Height
6'1
>>Income level
12k a year
>>PP size (or boob size)
6in but closer to 7
>>Last time you had sex
6 years ago
>>Hobbies
Reading, guitar, smoking weed, video games
Anonymous No.82136398 [Report] >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>24
>6'2/188cm
>0, NEET
>6.5in
>Never
>Hiking, camping, vidya,
Anonymous No.82136412 [Report] >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Asian
>Age
27
>Height
5'7
>Income level
None, I get an allowance for just being alive
>PP size (or boob size)
6.5"
>Last time you had sex
Never, that's the only box I haven't checked off yet - I've kissed, hugged, held hands, etc.
>Hobbies
Macabre and weird shit in general
Anonymous No.82136433 [Report] >>82136465 >>82140770
>>82133688 (OP)
Hapa
20
5'11"
Average
Around 15cm
Nearly 2 years ago
Outdoors (hiking, snowboarding etc) history, technology and all sorts of stuff
Anonymous No.82136465 [Report] >>82136572
>>82136433
you are like me, want to be my bf :)
Anonymous No.82136470 [Report] >>82140789
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
hwyte
>Age
22
>Height
182cm
>Income level
2.2k euros/month
>PP size (or boob size)
16cm
>Last time you had sex
4 months
>Hobbies
vidya, writing, designing functional 3d prints
Anonymous No.82136531 [Report] >>82140789 >>82141830
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
White but Jewish
>Age
25
>Height
5'9
>Income level
Unemployed, associates degree but in a field that needs a bachelor's
>PP size (or boob size)
4.34 inches
>Last time you had sex
Never
>Hobbies
Nothing concrete. I like Cozy Farming Sims, Quirky Dad Rock, Folk-Punk, CRPG's, and watching Children's cartoons.
>>82133804
>What is your job?
Unemployed :/
>What is your eye/hair color?
Blue eyes, Brown Hair
>Where do you live?
New Jersey
>What political party do you vote for?
Don't vote, not signed up to vote
>What is political ideology?
Liberal Leftism but with more acknowledgement that liberal rhetoric is annoying, more sympathy for conservative blue collar poor and isolated gamer-hermits
>What is your religion?
Athiest. I'm at peace with the void of death. No back pain in there
>What do you want to do when you grow up?
X Ray Tech.
Anonymous No.82136562 [Report] >>82136783
>>82136389
12k a year? are you a va recipient? you just live off $1,000 a month?
Anonymous No.82136572 [Report] >>82136589
>>82136465
Maybe, my disc is sw6514
Anonymous No.82136589 [Report] >>82136597
>>82136572
i don't have discord, I only have steam, also im a guy
Anonymous No.82136597 [Report] >>82136602
>>82136589
you got his ass anon, hell yeah dude
Anonymous No.82136598 [Report]
>Race
White
>Age
30
>Height
5'8"
>Income level
None
>PP size (or boob size)
7"x5.5"
>Last time you had sex
About 8 years ago
>Hobbies
Vidya and shitposting on 4chan
Anonymous No.82136602 [Report]
>>82136597
>you got his ass anon
i mean, that was kind of my intention ;)
Anonymous No.82136783 [Report]
>>82136562
Closer to 1200 a month but yes. I have a part time job and my expenses are limited. Just rent to parents, car insurance, my phone bill, gas, then whatever I spend on food or stuff for the house.
Anonymous No.82136821 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>White.
>30.
>189cm (6ft2in).
>Above average for my Euro country. Work in engineeeing. Have savings and investments. No debt.
>6.6in.
>Never and unlikely to change. Volcel / mentalcel. Don't like most women and unable to approach those I like. General disinterest in meeting new people.
>Video games, computer hardware, tech, exercising, sleeping, drinking, masturbation, collecting porn, internet piracy, data backup, procrastination.
Anonymous No.82137819 [Report] >>82140789
>>82133688 (OP)
>White slavoid
>26
>181cm
>1000-1500$ per month
>14cm (5.5 inch)
>Never
>None
Anonymous No.82137846 [Report]
you faggots are not all this tall, everyone is lying except me
Anonymous No.82137861 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
White
18
5 foot 3
0 Im in college right now
DD
3 hours ago
Manga games and other generic shit
Anonymous No.82138706 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Caucasian
>Age
31
>Height
185cm
>Income level
about 55k p/year
>PP size
16cm x 4,5/5cm
>Last time you had sex
approx half year ago (before that 3 years ago)
>Hobbies
Drinking (alone or with friends)
Go to the pub
Deadlifting
Hiking
Playing bass
Cooking
>Want to pick up fishing but i dont have anyone who wants to do that w/me and i have 0 knowledge about it.
Anonymous No.82138735 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>32
>Five feet and eight inches
>30k per year (seasonal job)
>dick is 6.5 inches, so great length, but I'm a girthlet and my gf makes jokes about it
>10 days ago
I like to play guitar, I write a lot of music for it. I also like to write in the literal and literary sense as well. I like to play videogames but haven't really been into them as much this past year. I like being outside, and doing things like skiing or hiking.

I also drink a shit ton of alcohol.
Anonymous No.82138787 [Report]
>Race
white jewish
>Age
19
>Height
169
>Income level
no job but dad sends me like 300 euros every week as allowance. covers pretty much everything since he also pays my rent
>PP size (or boob size)
15.5 cm
>Last time you had sex
in high school
>Hobbies
fashion, kpop, videogames
Anonymous No.82138790 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
White
30
6'5
140k a year
6 inches and some fraction point after, idk
Few weeks back.
Hobbies include fitness, hiking/birding/wild life watching, video games, watching anime, reading, cooking

>>82135666
God tier taste in literature anon. Chinese classics are some of my favorites
Anonymous No.82139800 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
White
30
181cm/5'11
Used to be upper, now I'm middle class
16cm/6
Never
Reading, working out, piano, cooking, movies
Anonymous No.82139856 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
not falling for your datamining tyvm
Anonymous No.82139929 [Report] >>82140789
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Nordic
>Age
28
>Height
1.94m
>Income level
2.1k Eurobucks monthly
>PP size
18 cm
>Last time you had sex
last week
>Hobbies
hunting, weightlifting, eating masses of food

I feel like shit, cant sleep at night and almost fall asleep every lunchbreak at work. Cant stick to a diet either
Anonymous No.82139961 [Report] >>82140789
>>82133688 (OP)
>mega white blond hair blue yes
>23
>6'2
>neetbux (enough to scrape by but im starving myself to save some money)
>7 inches
>10 months, but im seeing a girl now we just waiting for sex sex
>i make beats and other things, have a shopify for what i make
i edited music videos before and i like archery/shooting my airgun
Anonymous No.82140559 [Report]
>>82135848
heightmogged by a hapa girl kms
Anonymous No.82140593 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Black
>24
>6'1
>120k p.a
>Never cared to check
>Last week
>Doomscrolling, Reading
Anonymous No.82140604 [Report]
Ugh.
>Race
White
>Age
30
>Height
5'6"
>Income
Self employed, I pay myself 75k from my business
>PP
Larger than most
>Sex
Nope. Im a wizard but not khhv
>Hobbies
Reading, camping, vidya, guns

Im a social loser but okay otherwise.
Anonymous No.82140770 [Report] >>82140789 >>82141830 >>82142373
>>82134525
Im going to rate the best ones again
>>82135798
Attractive
>>82135985
Cute
>>82136038
Attractive too
>>82136373
Cute
>>82136398
Cute too
>>82136412
Could be cute but the macabre thing is icky
>>82136433
Cute
Anonymous No.82140789 [Report]
>>82140770
>>82136470
Attractive
>>82136531
Cute but could be taller
>>82137819
Attractive
>>82139929
Attractive too
>>82139961
Cute
Anonymous No.82140799 [Report] >>82140821 >>82140825 >>82141217 >>82142365
Cute means you're ugly btw.
Anonymous No.82140821 [Report]
>>82140799
Nah, I just wanted to use a different word than attractive so the reply didnt get flagged as spam.
Anonymous No.82140825 [Report]
>>82140799
Stop decoding my hope away.
Anonymous No.82140975 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
white
33
5'10"
on disability so below poverty
7"x5" (wish i had more girth and insecure about it)
never
consooooooooming anime and vidya and rotting in my bed. cardio i guess but that's more just regular exercise. i'm pretty boring, learning how to drive as well.
Anonymous No.82141203 [Report] >>82142843
>Race
Northern Chinese (southerns are BROWN)
>Age
18
>Height
181cm
>Income level
0
>PP size (or boob size)
14.5cm
>Last time you had sex
haha
>Hobbies
internet

>>82133688 (OP)
which one are you, op?
Anonymous No.82141217 [Report]
>>82140799
literally.
>getting "cute" instead of "attractive"
just say its over bro
Anonymous No.82141269 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
white
33
6'0"
65-70k syrups depending on overtime
6.5"x6.5"
2018
Cooking, baking/breadmaking, DIY, manga/animu, target shooting when I bother buying ammo and driving to the range

Hope you become rich with my data fren
Anonymous No.82141337 [Report] >>82141356 >>82142843
>>82133688 (OP)
>Slav x Turanic
>24
>180cm
>unemployed
>18cm
>Never
>wh40k, ethnography, politics, movie making, retro anime, etc
Anonymous No.82141356 [Report] >>82141486
>>82141337
Wtf is Turanic
Anonymous No.82141486 [Report]
>>82141356
The dinosaur
Anonymous No.82141511 [Report] >>82141830 >>82142843
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Half korean half white
>Age
27
>Height
5'6"
>Income level
65k
>PP size (or boob size)
5 inches
>Last time you had sex
Never
>Hobbies
Editing Beach Boys music
Anonymous No.82141524 [Report] >>82142843
>white
>27
>6'3
>$70k/yr
>6"
>5 months ago
>Vidya, gamedev, cooking, wanting to kill myself. I'm so bored most the time
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82141534 [Report] >>82142843 >>82142843
>>82133688 (OP)
>White (Spanish & French)
>26
>6'0
>unemployed
>Don't wory about that
>Never
>Shooting, viduya, being racist
Anonymous No.82141564 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>>Race
White
>>Age
25
>>Height
5'11"
>>Income level
~$60k
>>PP size (or boob size)
I'm not telling you pretty happy about it though
>>Last time you had sex
About three, maybe four years ago
>>Hobbies
Vidya, shooting, D&D, writing, hanging out with my kid, martial arts, shitposting
Anonymous No.82141830 [Report] >>82141865 >>82142843
hi femanon here

>>82133848
hot
>>82134045
sexy
>>82134143
very hot and sexy
>>82134498
sex
>>82134525
dweeb
>>82135627
extremely sexy
>>82135946
sexo
>>82136531
very sexo
>>82140770
nerd
>>82141511
hot hot hot
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82141865 [Report]
>>82141830
>hi femanon here
Nice try fed.
Anonymous No.82141876 [Report] >>82141886
>>82133688 (OP)
>>Brown
>>19
>>182cm
>>400usd monthly allowance
>>15cm (6inch)
>>never
>>vidya, anime, drawing and reading
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR No.82141886 [Report] >>82142008
>>82141876
>That many blunders
Newfag or drunk, call it
Anonymous No.82142008 [Report]
>>82141886
He's just brown
Anonymous No.82142052 [Report] >>82142276
>>82133688 (OP)
>master race
>31
>5'11
>96k after taxes
>7 inches on a good day
>two days ago
>surfing, golf, tennis, video games, listening to podcasts, painting, writing evergreen content, creative writing, browsing 4chan, (too much to list that I partake in regularly)
Anonymous No.82142246 [Report] >>82142843 >>82142943
>>82133688 (OP)
korean
27
5'3
0
i dont want to answer
4years ago
gaming
Anonymous No.82142258 [Report] >>82142843
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
White
>Age
28
>Height
175
>Income level
5000eur/month
>PP size (or boob size)
18cm length, 13 cm girth
>Last time you had sex
10 years ago
>Hobbies
Gaming, guitar, hiking, cooking.
Anonymous No.82142276 [Report]
>>82142052
>Normie
WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE? You have a life why the fuck are coming here to hang out with 300 pound basement dwellers and brown skins?
Anonymous No.82142365 [Report]
>>82140799
What does sweet mean then?
Anonymous No.82142373 [Report] >>82142558
>>82140770
>Could be cute but the macabre thing is icky
I guess in zoomer terms, you guys would call it "gothic"
Pic is a few of the necklaces I own
Anonymous No.82142558 [Report] >>82142609 >>82142850
>>82142373
>I guess in zoomer terms, you guys would call it "gothic"
>zoomer
>goth
That would have been called goth when I was in highschool back in the mid 00s.
Anyone remember goths hating emos? I had a friend that refused to listen to certain bands because they were emo. Fucking wacky.
Anonymous No.82142609 [Report]
>>82142558
Like I said, in zoomer terms
Zoomers are just in it for the aesthetic, man
Anonymous No.82142633 [Report] >>82142845
>White
>31
>5'5
>NEET from wealth
>34C
>Had sex today less than an hour ago
>Fishing, cooking, crafts, osrs, gardening
Anonymous No.82142843 [Report] >>82142930 >>82142939
>>82141830
Short arab guy described as "very hot and sexy" lmao at least im rating with honesty here
Ranting the best ones here for the third time:
>>82141203
Attractive
>>82141337
Cute
>>82141511
Cute but could be taller
>>82141524
Attractive
>>82141534
Could be cute but namefag
>>82141534
Cute
>>82142246
No joke, if you are a 5'3 guy you should kill yourself. Not even being a kpop idol is going to save you.
>>82142258
Cute but could be taller
Anonymous No.82142845 [Report] >>82142858
>>82142633
>White 5'5
>>Had sex today less than an hour ago
Can your lies be any less convincing?
Anonymous No.82142850 [Report]
>>82142558
Correct, zoomers have no idea what goth actually is
Anonymous No.82142858 [Report] >>82142963
>>82142845
>has trouble believing a white female had sex on a sunday evening
Are you high
Anonymous No.82142882 [Report]
>>82134073
>no one's better than anyone in general like that
>you may be better than me at chess, i might be better than you at running, but it's always "at something", not in general
Tell that to dudes with down syndrome or cerebral palsy
Anonymous No.82142930 [Report] >>82142943
>>82142843
lol, it's okay. i'm not a guy.
Anonymous No.82142939 [Report] >>82142987
>>82142843
>Short arab guy described as "very hot and sexy" lmao at least im rating with honesty here
arab men are hot (provided they aren't fat but op didn't include weight for some reason) and i don't like super tall men
i don't need to feel like a tiny little girl next to a man, that's weird
Anonymous No.82142943 [Report]
>>82142246
>>82142930
KONICHIWA, DUDE
I LOVE ASIAN GIRLS
THEY'RE SO DOCILE AND TIGHT
Anonymous No.82142963 [Report] >>82143000
>>82142858
>female
nice try troon, but you're not a human being. You think two men fuck each other in the ass and create a kid? Shit all fags ought to die.
Anonymous No.82142987 [Report]
>>82142939
>I don't like tall men
ugly troon confirmed
>arab men are hot
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Anonymous No.82143000 [Report] >>82143079 >>82143128
>>82142963
You hate fags because they are icky and you don't wanna get assfucked I hate them because they ruin our fucking society and rape children we are NOT the same don't fucking compete against me in the fag hating Olympics
Anonymous No.82143079 [Report] >>82143100 >>82143128
>>82143000
You ain't shit, I'd put a bullet in troons head if I could and laugh about it.
Anonymous No.82143100 [Report] >>82143128
>>82143079
I could hit way more troons than you from the same distance women are better marksmen
Anonymous No.82143128 [Report]
>>82143000
>>82143079
>>82143100
>I hate trannies reeee
Incels and femcels agreeing on something? WTF is going on?
Anonymous No.82143503 [Report]
>>82133743
(You) spic or nigger
Anonymous No.82143596 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Why not.
>White
>22
>183cm
>0
>18cm x 16.3cm
>never
>in order: working out/fitness, vtuber, vibeo games, anime. Usual.
Anonymous No.82143641 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
White
32
6'2"
Poor (most years under $20k)
6.8 inch
Maybe 2-3 months ago, but it's a rare thing to happen year by year
I love gambling, singing and dancing but also sometimes songwriting and playing instruments like violin or bongos of all things. I also like going outside in the woods or just wandering.
Anonymous No.82143667 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>20
>190cm
>~500 a month
>7.5"x5.5"
>Yesterday
>Comics, gym, reading, cooking, psychology
Anonymous No.82143685 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
white
27
5'7
100k
6 in
3 weeks ago
video games and gambling
Anonymous No.82143704 [Report]
>White
>23
>181
>none
>15
>1,5 years
>reading, swimming, writing theater plays
Anonymous No.82143723 [Report] >>82143730
>Every dude here has a big dick
Oooookay.
Anonymous No.82143730 [Report] >>82143748
>>82143723
Want me to post a pic of mine?
Anonymous No.82143748 [Report] >>82143751
>>82143730
God no. Go away.
Anonymous No.82143751 [Report] >>82143778
>>82143748
Well then I guess you'll just have to believe me lol
Anonymous No.82143778 [Report] >>82143827
>>82143751
I don't believe r9k mysteriously defies the average and dont want to see your dick pic.
Anonymous No.82143827 [Report]
>>82143778
It doesn't really matter to me anyway. I know that I am honest, at least. Guys absolutely do on average exaggerate their dick sizes though so chances are you're right.
Anonymous No.82144204 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Why not
White
32
5'8
I make enough to live, not enough to brag
5.5"
Never
Baking, literature, metalworking, wines, tobaccos, tea, reading, cycling, long distance walking, and gaming, and languages (Right now im in between major hobbies)
Anonymous No.82144231 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Black
31
5'11"
30k/yr
6in x 5.5in
about a month ago, some white hooker.
Fighting games
Anonymous No.82144274 [Report] >>82144283
As a young femanon, the sheer number of 30+ anons scares me. This board is turning into a nursing home.
Anonymous No.82144283 [Report] >>82144300
>>82144274
bait somewhere else zoomer jeet
Anonymous No.82144298 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
white/swedish
>Age
20
>Height
1163cm
>Income level
unemployed
>PP size (or boob size)
16cm
>Last time you had sex
got topped about a year ago
>Hobbies
programming, electronics, motorcycles, factorio, war driving
Anonymous No.82144300 [Report] >>82144313 >>82144323 >>82144327 >>82144347
>>82144283
Its not a bait. I dont understand why a 30+ anon would be here, like get a job or start a family.
Anonymous No.82144313 [Report]
>>82144300
>like get a job
Shut the fuck up and never speak to me like that again NEET today, NEET tomorrow, NEET forever
>or start a family
My genes are cursed that would be an act of pure hatred.
Anonymous No.82144323 [Report]
>>82144300
>fuck your dubs
Don't worry, you'll be here forever too.
Anonymous No.82144327 [Report]
>>82144300
I have a full time job, doesn't stop me from shitposting
Also you don't magically stop being a social outcast the instant you turn 30
Anonymous No.82144347 [Report] >>82144412
>>82144300
I imagine they are here for the same reason the zoomers are: being fuck ups. Nice idea that with age everyone would get better eventually, but some people are gonna die being a fuck up. (I'm on track for that too desu, so yaay)
Anonymous No.82144372 [Report] >>82144398
>Race
white femboy
>Age
23
>Height
5'11/180
>Income level
no job, permenant autismbux funding by government
>PP size (or boob size)
5.5 inches
>Last time you had sex
ur mom last night jk virgin :3
>Hobbies
tech,anime,gaming,history,editing,modding,military things,photography,cosplay, and a lot more i forget to list
Anonymous No.82144398 [Report] >>82144431
>>82144372
>autismbux funding by government
God why can't I just get autismbux from the government... fuck you anon, I'm jealous
Anonymous No.82144412 [Report]
>>82144347
Hello me, meet the real me
Anonymous No.82144413 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
FUCK OFF FED I AM NOT GIVING YOU MY FUCKING INFO KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous No.82144431 [Report]
>>82144398
aww i'm sorry it must suck
I heard for some countries it sucks and barely pays anything.
Here in my country it's practically minimum wage and if you don't pay for anything it's actually very good income.
Anonymous No.82144445 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
Slav
25
180
None
18
Never
Ttrpg
Anonymous No.82144975 [Report] >>82145150 >>82145295
>Race
white
>Age
early/mid 20s
>Height
five foot six in
>Income level
low because im autistic and can only hold certain jobs + cant work full time
>PP size (or boob size)
30DD (inb4 moid scurrying and scuttling like roaches 30DD is small if you know anything about cup size . My shit small leave me alone)
>Last time you had sex
idk its been a while 6 months or more
>Hobbies
reading, bird watching, writing
Anonymous No.82145150 [Report]
>>82144975
>tfw no giant huge DD bazinga titties gf
Anonymous No.82145295 [Report]
>>82144975
>small if you know anything about cup size
It's bigger than Cs. And Cs ain't too small
Anonymous No.82145531 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>White
>Late 30s.
>6'6"
>$300k last year
>average
>7 years ago. Gave up after my attempt over a year-long attempt on Tinder to have sex with a woman who weighed less than me failed. Didn't get laid on it at all. Haven't bothered since.
>Vidya, reading.
Anonymous No.82145735 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
Indian :P
>Age
20
>Height
6'0
>Income Level
Dunno part time
>PP Size
Dunno like 5" or something
>Last time you had sex
lol
>Hobbies
Animanga and Vidya
Anonymous No.82146408 [Report]
>>82133688 (OP)
>Race
nigger... :(
>Age
19
>Height
5'2"
>Income level
Unemployed and a NEET.
>PP size
Somewhere below 5 inches, pretty small
>Last time you had sex
Never
>Hobbies
browsing r9k and gooning to feet porn
Anonymous No.82146455 [Report] >>82146565
>group B
>254
>8'7
>$45k/hour
>4 inch fully erect
>20 mins ago
>jet pilot, horse racing, crime and cooking.
Anonymous No.82146565 [Report] >>82146599
>>82146455
>$45k/hour
Damn bro can you leave me as a beneficiary in your will
Anonymous No.82146599 [Report]
>>82146565
sure but desu senpai, i think i have another 250 years left in me. At least another hundred.