Thread 82148762

Post your dream gf/bf looks like

girls who look like that are insane

dream bf (gay)

I want pure evil

my dream gf/bf is whatever you look like

>>82148771
So am I. Everybody loves a relatable person

>>82148762 (OP)
Like this, honestly. No I am not lying.

>>82148762 (OP)
i will eat ze bugs

>>82148762 (OP)
Uh like a pudgy skinnyfat woman that worked as a sous chef and prides herself on being a home cook I guess. She'd be chubby because I assume that kind of personality likes eating food

>>82148874
>chef gf
she's fucking every other staff member and is hooked on speed

>>82148801
>convinced
lets be real cwc was hitting that long before

I need a man whos built like this to act like my dad

>>82148762 (OP)
A chimerafriend

>>82148762 (OP)
I would but then I would be doxxing her

>>82148762 (OP)
i wish i could include multiple images but alas

>>82148965
what would the irl equivalent of this even be, also are you a guy or grill

>>82148965
wow that's literally me. girls I've spoken to even said I looked like a chibi character.

>>82148874
Anon she isnt cute

>>82148980
nigga get real

>>82149006
I'm not black and it is real, I have always had that look.

>>82148977
I am a male bisexual
irl equivalent would probably be something like picrel, but with shorter hair and no piercings (not to diminish those qualities, i like picrel as well)

bf or gf

>>82149022
i wanna suck on his nips so bad

>>82149022
I want to eat his bussy while he's pinching my nipples

>>82148762 (OP)
>>82148801
>>82148854
>>82148912
>>82149060
There's actual gay guys in this thread but somehow you guys manage to be bigger faggots.

>>82148762 (OP)
NEED RABBIT WIFEY

>>82148762 (OP)
architect enjoyer

>>82148762 (OP)
i cant post my ex on here

>>82149545
Just do it. Nobody will know. Ever heard of /b/ socials?

>>82149562
i literally cant because our mutual friend lurks here. usually thats something frowned upon.

>>82148762 (OP)
I'm in love with Elliott Smith, why did he have to get murdered..

>>82149569
Screw him. Its not like you guys chat anymore

>>82148993
Wtf is that

>>82148885
Americans need to be gassed

All of these are perfect.

What would you say my type is?

I believe it's straight hair, shaven to medium lenght hair, no beard, strong body and face, oval/long face.

>>82148762 (OP)
He's perfect robros

>>82148854
christ shes cute holy shit

Such p3rf3ction

>>82149574
>why did he have to get murdered..
Yeah, RIP. :(
Fun fact, I used to have a co-worker who was a photographer, and she took a bunch of pictures of Elliott smith at various different points. I lost those pictures of him (heh) years ago... I guess he was sick and tired of them :)

99% of men would pick Taylor Swift if they could have anyone but I'd pick Ciara Horan c:

>>82149935
Wow that's so cool, did she say anything about what he was like in person? I'm so jealous..
Too bad you don't have the pictures anymore

Emma Roberts in adult world

I would have a thousand babies with my dream bf

holy cow what an angel this is
I wonder if she'd do coke with me at the deadmau5 concert

>>82150014
His skins too oily

>>82150032
He can wash his face

Probably some hick anglo from the deep south that wears confederate flag panties and looks like this with the southern accent and outdoorsy hobbies like fishing and target shooting

wish i had a gf like her to spoil and do matching cosplays with

All men should look like him

American sweetheart

For me it's an Ellie foid

Lil pump

>>82150176
there is evil behind those eyes

>>82148771
>>82148891
>>82150223
You guys have a problem with evil women and wonder why you're an incel. When men fill the prison system more. How hypocritical and pathetic.

>>82148762 (OP)
Unironically picrel is what I consider prime wife material.

>>82150260
>You guys have a problem with evil women and wonder why you're an incel.
wat? So we are supposed to be ok with a child traffiking pedo rapist?
>When men fill the prison system more. How hypocritical and pathetic.
uh ok but I'm not in prison so???

Did any of that make sense in your head? Schizo retard.

>>82150502
Ugly wife happy life. The fat ones or the girls with shitty faces wont be chased by chad as hard, although they arent as into sex because they hate themselves and probably wont give head because you are a low quality male.

>>82148762 (OP)
Mine is more of an archetype than a specific woman

>>82150530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N2OYpEAnCQ
This has been known for a long time

>>82150537
>Mine is more of an archetype
Same bro

>>82150537
What do you mean by that. So picky

>>82150762
*so piggy
ftfy

>5'8
>75% legs
>pale as a ghost
>huge eyes
>hourglass figure
>perfect face
Oh wait that's just my wife.

>>82150530
I mean I don't find her ugly at all this the sort of face and chubby, uber-feminine build I love, literally ideal.

>>82148762 (OP)
White, blue eyes, germanic, just like myself.

>>82150155
Old people tell me I look like him. I dont think so, maybe a discount version, but there are indeed similarities, we're probably the same specific racial group. Too bad I'm so broken mentally after all the abuse to do something about it, girls do approach me and I only ever got laid because of it, if I wasn't so mentally damaged I could probably slay left and right but alas I'm deeply afraid of people.

>>82149932
Erm is she ok?

wasian versions of rodrick heffley

>>82152755
Gay. Your taste are shit

>>82153286
Chill on him, rajesh.

>>82149714
as if she's making eye contact with you simpfag

>>82149961
I know, I'm still sad that I lost them. No, I honestly don't remember her saying anything about his personality.

>>82148801
Someone said I look like Lindsay