Thread 82151202

I'm in vacations with friends of my parents and their child, and honestly? They're SOO annoying like there's 2 of my childhood friends and one is with his gf (what a great way to feel lonely) the other is fine with me, calm and all. But there's a little girl and she follows me everywhere and talk non stop IT'S ANNOYING!!! What should I fucking do! I can't go a week with them i swear to Lord urgh...Imma just be the pathetic incel guy ig? Idk anymore. I just want to be alone! Why this little girl keep being clingy! Like leave me alone for 2s!!

break that little niggers head with a metal bad she only wants to fuck chad anyway

Throw the little girl into a body of water, then terrorize a village. Make good memories for the future with your friends.

>>82151202 (OP)
Why not just tell the child to fuck off? Or tell their parents to tell their child to fuck off?

I wishh! The parents left bc they don't assume anything LMAO! Always like that. (she's 9 i doubt she wants to fuck anyone but she really thought i was her babysitter like no)

>>82151242
What're you talking 'bout, kek
I said tell her to fuck off, not fuck her

I answered to someone else comment bro my bad

>>82151202 (OP)
If she's pretty, that's your future wife. If not just don't be a cunt.

Nah i don't want to be a dick to her, but she's annoying af and definitely not my future wife wtf

>>82151340
Just tell her to stop following you around and being a faggot

Told her and she's complaining to the others bc of that, wtf is wrong with kids nowdays, like I already played with her at game and all and I said "okay but ONCE bc i am tired" and then she just straight up followed me when i went in my room and also in the kitchen?? Will never understand that urgh

>>82151380
Just give her some head pat retard.

Bro's giving me real advices right there, thanks ig

>>82151202 (OP)
secure your future wife before she becomes used goods. good luck anon

Thanks man, good luck for you too

>>82151380
She wants that dick, don't sleep with your underwear off, boy.

>>82151202 (OP)
haha she is so cute.

>>82151202 (OP)
just play with the kid dude who cares hahaha :p
they can be a lot of fun, ask her what's going on in her life and what she thinks about certain things. She's clinging to you because she trusts you and thinks you're cool dude haha, don't disappoint her too much :^D
>>82151211
this actually made me laugh so hard it hurt, thank you.