Thread 82160380

We're gonna post what we want in a girlfriend or boyfriend, compare that to what we have to bring to to table and see other anons think it's fair or if we need to reevaluate. Feel free to add your own criteria, but template is as follows

>sex
>age
>race
>height
>weight/body type
>employment/education/NEET status
>issues (mental health, physical handicaps, etc...)
>other stuff (hobbies and such)

>>82160380 (OP)
male
27
aryan
mesomorphic, large head, wide shoulders, 7.7x6.3 " dick so very thick and long, i am not really muscular atm cause i haven't worked out in years but i get strong very fast, i am on the leaner side of normal for a 27 years old.
studying cs
no real issues i ust need a lot of space in many ways ig schizoid/associal is one way to put it but not really.
i like gaming and feelosophy and politics.

what i look for
white
intelligent
not obese
last girl i met up through the internet i had to reect cause she was retarded both iq wise and non iq wise, those who know...

>>82160756
i forgot height and weight
5'10.5 in ameritard and 190 lbs this may seem a little heavy but i ust have muscular legs from walking a lot also people underestimate how tall that is in reality because of larpers

>>82160756
nigga how are you 27 and still in undergrad?

>>82160817
>undergrad
i fucked up i chose things i shoudln't have chose and then had neet years

>>82160828
Are you at least close to finishing? 27 is brutal. You shouldn't be shit talking others for having low iq

>>82160380 (OP)
>>sex
male
>>age
26
>>race
east/central asian
>>height
186cm, 6'1.23"
>>weight/body type
90kg muscular 20% body fat
>>employment/education/NEET status
doing masters
>>issues (mental health, physical handicaps, etc...)
kissless virgin otherwise pretty normal, introvert
>>other stuff (hobbies and such)
drawing, making music, playing sports sims, working out, reading, video editing

>what I want
non overweight woman who is looking for a long term relationship, has to be inexperienced like me, would be good if we have some similar interests

>>82160380 (OP)
Gonna add body count to this

>>sex
Male
>>age
Mid 20s
>>race
White (Irish/German)
>>height
5'11"
>>weight/body
I have been described as "definitely goes to the gym but also enjoys too much pizza"
>>employment
Have a job that sucks. Make decent money though.
>>issues
Low grade depression. Possibly autism but I've never been diagnosed. Divorcee and father
>>other stuff
I don't watch much anime, but I watch a little. Like to do combat sports and go shooting. Like vidya, reading, and watching action movies from the 80s/90s.
>>bodycount
1

I want
>>sex
Female
>>age
20-30
>>race
White or (East) Asian
>>height
Above 4'9"
>>weight/body
Not anorexic, not obese. I can work with pretty much anything inbetween. I am a but weird about what faces I like though
>>employment
Don't matter. Would love a stay at home wife though.
>>issues
Don't have BPD, please
>>other stuff
As long as you aren't a Hello Kitty girl, we should be fine. Oh, and Christian/Agnostic is preferable
>>bodycount
Less than 3.

>>82160756
I feel like unironically calling yourself Aryan and listing your body as mesomorphic means you're probably a bit of sperg. Your standards seem doable for you though as long as that's the extent of them.

Datamining thread do not reply
>>82160817
Kek I'm 23 in undergrad and the weight of my past fuck ups is already overwhelmingly brutal

>>82160926
23 in what year of undergrad?

>>82160971
I just finished my two-year degree at community college over the summer, trying to finish the rest starting in the fall

what i bring to the table
>nothing
what i want
>nothing
simple as BWAHAHAHHAHA
it has never been so easy! want for nothing boys, want for nothing!

>>82161117
>reach Nirvana
>live an existence devoid of meaning and consequence
>fugg

>>82161136
creation is meaning, what else is god, what is a more godly pursuit, fuck whatever humans think about divinity or meaning, this is MY story.

>>82160912
it's tough out there tho, i do get hit on but only by non whites and whores and women online only want chad or are retarded or live 100s of miles away from my europoor ass.
Also the easiest way for me to find girls to tlak to is to post cock on here or twitter but it only attracts whores unfortunately and yeah i am like you as in i don't want a girl with a high body count but that goes hand in hand with intelligence if you know what intelligence truly is

>>82161191
>creation is meaning
And what do you create?

>what else is god, what is a more godly pursuit
Godly pursuit is the proliferation of the transcendental values; Truth, Beauty, and Goodness. God is He who set such things in motion. He who calls us to maintain and to create ourselves, and to be like Him under His tutelage.

>this is MY story.
How wrong you are. We are all parts of the story. Spots on the canvas. Gears in the machine. Even "your" story is not yours. Our lives touch hundreds, even thousands of others. Who are you to be so selfish about what is meaningful?

>>82161219
Well what did you think you would attract by posting your wang? Anyway I don't have a lot of advice for you man. Chicks avoid me like the plague because I'm a single dad and I'm not super personable. It is what it is. Romance would be nice but I'm more worried about getting a better job and learning to kill.

>>82161267
i am also concerned with my economical situation but i want to find a girl before i start balding really.

i don't want a gf. but i have reasonable requirements for security details
but not batman level, he can't really cheat an honest man

>>82161247
>And what do you create?
art, all creation is art

>Godly pursuit is the proliferation of the transcendental values
oh shit you're a christcuck aren't you? capitalizing 'him' says it all. i hate how religion acts like we know anything about god, it's so dumb. god is an unknowable concept that enables reality to exist, i attribute it to creation but that's all, i don't even believe the universe was made on purpose.

>How wrong you are
i know what you mean, but it's not relevant. you live your own life as the main character, same as me, that's how it is. we are in different realities, even if we share one. human brains and society have decided that the proper way to live is to be selfish, if one is not selfish they will be taken advantage of, used, hurt, destroyed, killed. i don't care if you believe me about what is meaningful, i already know the truth, who cares if people believe me? in fact i hope all of humanity stays dumb and stupid so they can continue suffering, like they deserve.

Must be a perfect 12 out of 10 cute girlfriend who is an ass virgin.

Me, genetically empowered by god. Received 35 years of sex training. But god tends to kill the people around me out of jealousy because he wishes I would love only her.

>>82161247
solved? or new again

>>82161336
That's fair. My family gets widows peaks, but we don't bald, so I don't have to worry about it. I'm concerned about having more kids before I become less genetically viable. Or I just don't have the energy to deal with them

>>82161365
>all creation is art
On this, Anon, I think we can agree.

>god is an unknowable concept that enables reality to exist,
And for what purpose would God create sentience and then leave no clues as to how to know Him? Hubris. You believe yourself to be above knowing God, and look down upon us who are willing to seek Him. Probably because you're some faggot-ass hipster that wants to be counter-culture

>you live your own life as the main character
Untrue. Only God can be the main character. Humanity, in this story, and be considered a close second. As such we are not to live for ourselves but rather in service to one another. Whilst I can only control my own actions it is entirely possible to live without being a self absorbed twat

>if one is not selfish they will be taken advantage of, used, hurt, destroyed, killed
And this is the call we answer. To pick up the cross, to bear with sorrow, and to follow Him who loves us, even unto death. To be willing to march into Hell for a heavenly cause.

>i already know the truth, who cares if people believe me
And how many of us are willing to say that? I know that I am. But it is a truth given by something greater than I. None of us are so wise as to understand the whole of creation on our own merit.

>hope all of humanity stays dumb and stupid so they can continue suffering, like they deserve.
What a deplorable view. Would you not deserve the same fate? Have you no compassion for others like yourself?

>>82161389
Elaborate, please.

>>82161546
>On this, Anon, I think we can agree.
i'm glad, normally i can't even get one point of agreeance on 4chan lol

>And for what purpose would God create sentience and then leave no clues as to how to know Him?
why do we think god is sentient? why do we think it knows about us? why do we think it created us on purpose? because of a book WE created? come on man, this is ridiculous, imagine creating an ant farm and the ants make a book explaining their reality, and you're sitting their like what? i just bought you guys from a shop.
there's millions of galaxies, do you think we're the only sentient species in the universe? do you even think our universe is the only universe? you can't honestly say we're special/the only sentient species, and what of those races? they definitely don't believe in christ. it's just fucked all around my guy, religion needs an update for modern times, it does not fit anymore.

>Only God can be the main character.
who ate today, who worked today, who put in all the effort every day 24/7, you did, not god, god did nothing, merely allowed your birth, that's it. lol if you think about it god is like the ultimate absent father.

>And this is the call we answer.
to be used? is this the call? to be the trodden? this is what makes me think religion is really just a gaslight used by the ultra rich to make the poor satisfied with their lot in life. i'd rather be a pagan honestly than follow a teaching that says it's ok to be fucked over sideways.

>But it is a truth given by something greater than I
exactly, you were programmed, it's not your own thoughts. i'm not saying i know the truth, but i know for a fact humans don't know the truth, we're all just guessing.

>What a deplorable view
it is, but it is accurate and fair, yes i would deserve the same fate as things are now.
humanity destroyed me, so i have no faith in it. as long as nationalism and religion exist, there will be no peace, so what compassion do you expect me to have?

>>82161806
>why do we think god is sentient? why do we think it knows about us? why do we think it created us on purpose?
Look at the structure of the atom. The molecule. The ecosystem. Consider the Earth, the probability of life on it even with perfect conditions (themselves being infinitessimal in probability) and then the probability of sentience developing from said life.

There is order here. There is the mark of an artist. Open your eyes.

>do you think we're the only sentient species in the universe
Even in an infinite universe, the likelihood of sentience spawning from the ether is effectively zero. There are no aliens, as you know them, and I can say this with confidence.

>religion needs an update
The grass that grows from the Earth, the mountains that litter her surface, the life that teems across her skin do not need "updates." Neither does the truth of creation.

>god did nothing, merely allowed your birth
God created me, molded me, by His providence gave to me a good paying job and let me rise this morning. And while I sometimes do resent rising, it is important to be thankful for all things good as they were given to me by Him. And even if mana did not rain from heaven into my bowl, He at least gave me the spirit needed to work for my bread.

>it's ok to be fucked over sideways
It isn't. And we are not to associate with those who knowingly do so to us and our brothers. However we are to reach out to them that they know there is a hope to mend their ways. Cast not your pearls before swine, as it were, but nonetheless we do exist to serve. Some through labor, some through charity, some through teaching, and some through war.

>you were programmed
We are all slaves. To our desires. To the whims of the world. To fate. To Satan. Freedom is choosing who holds your chains. I choose my Father who loves me.

>humans don't know the truth
Of course we don't. I cannot claim to the whole of the truth. But I know what is love and what isn't

>>82160380 (OP)
>sex
Male
>age
22
>race
White
>height
5'9
>weight/body type
135 burger units
>employment/education/NEET status
FinTech
>issues
Not great with people, heavily dislike being in large groups of people where I'm expected to socialize.
>other stuff (hobbies and such)
Hobbies: Finance(lol), firearms, programming, hacking, wrenching on engines, cooking, sportbikes(want to get into track days), reading random medical studies/reading about random pharmacology stuff
I'm Catholic

>sex
Woman
>age
18-26
>race
White
>height
Over 5'0
>weight/body type
Not fat, chubby is ok.
>employment/education/NEET status
Don't care, I'd almost prefer a NEET because she's more likely to meet my other standards.
>issues
I don't mind mental issues as long as she's willing to work together on managing her issues
>other stuff (hobbies and such)
As long as she's got some sort of healthy interest/hobby, doomscrolling doesn't count.
A bodycount over 2 is unacceptable, but someone waiting for marriage is preferred.

How unrealistic am I being?

>>82161546
>Elaborate, please.
you should know what i'm thinking already

>>82161806
>. as long as nationalism and religion exist, there will be no peace
You rebel against such things because you do not feel embraced by a community. You feel that you are an outsider. You feel ostracized.

But I tell you that a man cannot be fulfilled on his own. This world is fallen, yes. Many of the principalities that rule us seek to exploit us for their own gain, even among the church and those who claim to know Christ. Our nations what should exist to secure a content existence for ourselves and a cohesive identity for our people, safety for us and for our families view us with contempt and see us as nothing more than slave to be used until death, and tossed aside.

It is then our duty to fight against such principalities. To love our brothers and sisters enough to lay down our lives for them. To fight against the world, and to rebuild it in the image of the King of Kings.

It is therefore our great joy to know that no matter what happens in this world, we have life in the hereafter. That victory is assured in the end. That no matter the pain, or the waiting, this world belongs to our Father.

Holy, Holy, Holy. This world shall pass away. In His kingdom there will be no sorrow. There will be our home that we so desperately long for, as He has planned from the beginning of all things.

>>82161983
>A bodycount over 2 is unacceptable, but someone waiting for marriage is preferred.
They're hard to find, but they're out there. Hopefully you can find a good one.

>>82162000
I do not, brother-man. Hence my request for elaboration. Also, checked

>>82160869
h-hi hi u sound cutr

>>82160380 (OP)
>stats
male
24
black
6'3
195
athletic build
going to community college was a blue collar guy
pretty fucking stupid a couple mental things but i mask/cope pretty good
writing, martial arts, media, nerdshit
>what i want
don't really want a gf anymore but if an older lady with a lot of money wanted to date me and take care of me i would not refuse. id gladly give a successful doctor or office lady my virginity desu

>>82161962
>Look at the structure of the atom.
we live in a mathematical universe, yes, that's not proof of a human-made religious god. if we weren't in the perfect conditions for life you wouldn't be here to say that it's because of god, and we most likely aren't the only ones to hit it randomly. i don't even think it's random in the first place, it's much more likely that another species set up our solar system for life, but that's besides the point.


>Even in an infinite universe, the likelihood of sentience spawning from the ether is effectively zero.
we were created by aliens, and are being monitored by them, i can say that confidently. damn that must blow your entire reality.... go ahead and google it, see actual pilots giving testimony to seeing them. you just sound stupid to me though because my own father has pictures of literal FLEETS of ufo's, plus saw a physical grey out his back window as a kid. although i understand because my mom was completely brainwashed by her christian family to the point that she wouldn't even go to hospital.

>The grass that grows from the Earth
no i mean the humans responsible for religion need to update their fucking books and teachings or else humans are gonna outgrow it, you can already see it in progress

>God created me
no, your parents made you, molded you, by their grace you got a good paying job. god didn't do shit, god would be perfectly fine with you starving homeless on the side of the street, and he would not do anything to help you, 100%, you know it, unless you think ALL the homeless people are just evil and deserve it?
>It isn't.
aren't we to turn the other cheek though? haha :)
>but nonetheless we do exist to serve
it's over dude, why did you say that, ultra cucked

>We are all slaves.
fair, but i love you more than god does, because god doesn't know you exist

>I cannot claim to the whole of the truth. But I know what is love and what isn't
also fair and true

>>82162325
>not proof of a human-made religious god
So order comes from chaos then? Also,

God isn't human made you absolute goober. Humans attempt to conceptualize God based on the communications and interactions that we have had with Him through the Bible. That is His signature. The "Hey, I was/am here, this is what I did/am doing, this is what I want from you." It would be really weird for something to create us and not leave a note explaining why.

>likely that another species set up our solar system for life
Yes, however that "species" happens to be a singular entity.

>we were created by aliens, and are being monitored by them, i can say that confidently.
If you consider a celestial being and alien, then yes.

>father has pictures of literal FLEETS of ufo's, plus saw a physical grey out his back window as a kid. although i understand because my mom was completely brainwashed by her christian family
Funny, my dad was a drugged up moron that claimed to have been abducted. The only evidence we have of UFOs are weird and blurry fakes. What ones have come out were quite literal "unidentified flying objects," like Roswell being a prototype observation craft. I think you have a simple bias against Christianity because of negative interactions with your mother.

>humans are gonna outgrow it,
You don't outgrow truth. You convince yourself of lies.

>god didn't do shit
Much happens behind the scenes, as it were. What we can observe is not all that is. Consider IR light, or ultrasound. Just because you cannot see it on the surface doesn't mean it does not exist.

>unless you think ALL the homeless people are just evil and deserve it?
Some do. Technically all of us deserve such a fate. And sometimes there is simply suffering. Rain falls on the just and unjust alike. Though I wish I knew why, I do not.

>aren't we to turn the other cheek though
To minor offenses. Insults. The first time someone wounds us, such and so forth. But we are not to make ourselves weak.
>cont

>>82160380 (OP)
I do not want a boyfriend or girlfriend. I am not offering to bring anything to the table, either. It is all mine and is not up for sale. Thank you for asking me, personally, my opinion on this matter.

>>82160380 (OP)
Too much.
My requirements are:
>White
>Big tits
>Weeb

That is it. Ask my stats if you are interested

Christ told us to sell our cloaks and buy swords, when necessary. This is of course to say nothing of the Revelation, nor the nations we crushed in the old testament. We can look to David, God's favorite among men before Christ. David was a warrior, a mighty man, whose hands were wet with the blood of God's enemies through much of his life.

So we are allowed to defend ourselves. To kill even, when necessary. If I were to think soldiers weren't allowed in heaven, I suppose there would be no salvation for me.

>god doesn't know you exist
How many of us believe, in our adolescence, that our parents do not love us? Just because you refuse to see God's love does not mean it isn't there

>>82162564
I always thought my parents loved me and was always pretty grateful of them desu, seems like a you problem.

>>82162514
>Thank you for asking me, personally, my opinion on this matter.
No problem, but I do have to ask

>It is all mine and is not up for sale
Would you give it up for a Scooby Snack?

>>82162575
Definitely not for one scooby snack but maybe for like a box of them

>>82162573
It is a common problem among teenagers, even in good families. If you were lucky enough to not have to deal with such an insecurity, then I am glad for you

>>82162583
Damn. I only got like, five Scooby Snacks