>>513183335
>Calls me Thirdie
>Hello, Detroit (or insert another kike/nigger big city here).
r/The_Donald migrating to /pol/ is what really killed the board, newfag.

We're gonna post what we want in a girlfriend or boyfriend, compare that to what we have to bring to to table and see other anons think it's fair or if we need to reevaluate. Feel free to add your own criteria, but template is as follows

>sex
>age
>race
>height
>weight/body type
>employment/education/NEET status
>issues (mental health, physical handicaps, etc...)
>other stuff (hobbies and such)

>>512688559
Speak for yourself, faggot

>>512258011
12?
Are women developing instantly or is this a covert op to make people pedos by aging up kids with fake shit?
Of are they actually accelerating sexual development massively?

>>511375124
the word “exist” is jew coded

>>511362679
You sound jewish ngl

>>511353807
>kibosh

fucking yids everywhere in everything I hate man

>>511339849
>no guys listen if we just spend an insane amount of money, commit near total ethnic genocide, and radicalize niglet babies niggers can still work out

I apologize for this American fellas

>>511324796
she won, man and kid lost

probably a lot of delusional porn star’s kids in California schools at least, maybe form a weird support group

>>511341659
then ignore it idk nigga

I'm 34. I did everything wrong in life, I think I'm enlightened though. Spiritual awakening is just realizing there are evil dark triad monsters everywhere, and that they dominate in life. A literal pure dark evil radiates from all aspects of the system (especially the media). Basically I think we live in hell, or just samsara. The west is crumbling down all around us, and some lucky faggots are like "hah! Got mine! Fuck you!" usually luck, connections, good looks, status, old money, yuppies. It's all fuckin rigged kids. Sometimes hard work pays off, but happens if you try to speak out about it not paying off? You get gas lit to shit and told that it's on you. They want everyone running on the treadmill. Some get the carrot, some don't. My uncle (boomer) was a fucking NEET, and his parents (my grandparents) build him a custom amazing house on private property and me married a sexy girl. My dad is jellous because she looks better than my mom in their old age. Dude lived an amazing life, and never did jack shit. Eventually he started doing some low pressure lawn mowing gigs and handy man shit, but he lived the dream doing absolutely nothing. I managed to turn everyone in my life against me, most of them were jealous when it looked like maybe I was gonna make it. Everyone cheered when my house of cards came tumbling down. If you are in your 20s and already here, it's a bad sign buddy boyos. The younger you are here, the worse of an omen it is. You might just end up like me. Smart, talented, tons of potential, but you never get anywhere in life. This life is a fucking trap, and most of the guys bragging about their shiny toys, hot women, and wonder shiny happy life are cut throat monsters who would stab you in the back 40 times and beg for mercy if you manged to over power them. This life is a joke.

(typed this up for the what's it like in your 30s friend just to find it was gone before I sent it. Fuck that. Enjoy)

>>81851516
>How are we doing
Shit. I haven't been to the gym in two weeks and my the tiles fell off of my bathroom wall. And my boss is retarded.