Thread 82162483

Transporter Bridge edition

>>82162483 (OP)
Thank you. Finally some stability around here.

Quite the wacky kino this was. Corrrrrr!

i live right next to a nursery and can hear the kids and toddlers all day long, doesnt bother me, its actually kind of wholesome, just low key awkward when im having a wank

Chika, the problem is you are going to the wrong pubs. if it's higher-quality discourse you're after, may i suggest picrel?

>>82162499
Coneheads on the OLED. Oh my lush.

chika works so i dont have to

camping under the transporter bridge
womfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oiikH1a9ZA

>>82162483 (OP)
Much better edition this

i cannot wank because of the following sounds:
- baby
- pipes
- cars
- lorries ('Stand back. Vehicle is reversing.' if you're blind or something you KNOW what the reversing sound is?)
- hard drive straining
- tinnitus and/or 'the hum'

>>82162545
You've got all that racket going on at the same time lad?

>>82162510
Don't think I've ever actually been in there. It's got that meme reputation of being rough, is it actually particularly worse than anywhere else? I go to a lot of the football lads pubs anyway. As you can tell, I'm a hard lad, clearly.

20 years at a call center lmao
id be begging to be put out of my misery

>>82162538
shall be watching this.
my dad did some graft there in the 80s and said under the bridge is where all the prostitutes used to kick about.

>>82162554
i think you would fit in with nu football lads
not so much the old football lads

Sweat dripping from Ruth's tuppence

>>82162567
I made that up, lad. Sorry.

i go hard in the mother fucking paint nigga xx

mad how Sarah at the DWP's Wrexham Service Centre has control over whether i live or die.

why not just join the army, Sarah? if you're so desperate to kill people

>>82162597
;_; got rather excited you meant this was some MS Paint doodle. braced myself for 346x367 pixels of 1-bit kino.

>>82162586
This is true! Actually not entirely, I don't think I fit in with them either. Oh well oh well.

>>82162603
What happened lad? x

>>82162597
the dance is the same

>>82162603
There's an idea. Join the army. Make a bit of cash and potentially kill some wogs in a future war.

>Badenoch: I would cut migrant Channel crossings to zero
lol, rofl even

>>82162542
its arguably worse than the two that got deleted

>>82162627
all these new 'checks' lad. made the MISTAKE of saving money instead of buying food/clothes/repairs. never check my bank account, turned out i had over six thousand pounds.

don't even have a concept of how much money that is, me. says so in my PIP2 form section Q12, 'Managing money'.

>>82162615
sorry lad cant draw me
>>82162645
oh lush x

probably posted already but ourlad is back at it

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/silent-man-who-spent-decade-32243347?int_source=nba

I just don't understand why anyone would work for free. Even Chika who has the biggest work slave mentality here wouldn't do something like that.

>>82162699
Another attempt at this failed gimmick is it king

theres no jobs these days
would rather be a loser than beg for a 20k/year job

Why is this mong so obsessed with people drawing? It's not 2005 grandad we have ai

>>82162720
i like pictures on my image boards, what can i say?
>we have ai
and the frogposter uses it well. yet not a SINGLE drawfren???

>>82162699
I don't have that mentality. I just... Don't want people in my life to dislike me. And being able to buy frivolous things is nice. It's not that deep. But yes I wouldn't work for free.

What's the real reason Helper is volunteering? I doubt he's doing it out of the goodness of his heart. If he can go out and volunteer then why can't he go out and work?

>>82162736
There's this site called deviantart

>>82162685
why is God going around making people mute?

>>82162745
its obviously the care home thats set him up to do it lad

>>82162750
yeah but it's been flooded with AI.

>>82162745
think he's gone mental in a new direction because of the health scare.

If he can work for free he can work for pay. Cut his bennies.

>>82162756
God does all the dancing. Real people dont dance. Thats actually him dancing dude. He tries to hide it by killing lots of fags with aids and shit, but once youre cued into how it works. You literally cant even get aids, its impossible. He should just hide his dancing dude because he looks fucking retarded. Thats actually why he made the police, because he has to live next to real people while he is the tard wife. And were not allowed to burn him at the stake like we want.

>>82162756
whos that nonce in the white t shirt recording her at the end

having an early dinner because i skipped lunch if thats alright with everybody here

HHL has been bullied to suicide all his life because of his autism. if he wants to take an early retirement, do some gardening in his spare time, who are you to stop him?

>>82162793
well its not alright with me

Boys upset that HHL is working on lifting himself up.

>>82162787
Alri noughty

>>82162792
A lad called Ruthmong

>>82162792
for me it's the black guy. it's possible he just fuckin BOOTED that Star Wars ball

>>82162792
not illegal to film in public though, is it?

>>82162806
dont think autists go to town to get pissed

>>82162756
not not ask to be born a mute
no rite

for me it's when cosplay girls cover their cleavage when the fat Joker/Deadpool/etc lads start videoing them

like i'm sorry love not to be sexist but you're out there in the costume in all these pictures and videos, if these guys want to wank off to you later, they just will

>>82162826
not illegal to be a nonce either, is it?

>>82162830
I'd never go to a place like this as an autist, and I've never been drunk or "into town" (in the context of pub/clubs)

>>82162830
omds senpai deleted your shite edition and now posting it here fuck saaaake maaaan

>>82162830
nah, loud music and crowded spaces put me on edge

https://youtu.be/kReeoKoOvZI?si=I2YTqnZcPedtXowO&t=2131

Which one of you mongs was this?

>>82162842
Thats right, its only illegal to act on it

>>82162830
bet they were playing hokey pokey and ymca
so fucking grim

went to a pub for a family member's birthday, and it were orrid. Just a wall of noise.
I'm disabled. It not funny...

>>82162862
>im a NEET, do you know what a NEET is

>>82162862
4chan is NOT the dark side of the internet, but try explaining that to the channel 4 wokies

Average setlist for a night at the beehive:
Chicken Dance, Hokey Pokey, Macarena, YMCA, Electric Slide, Cha Cha Slide, Cupid Shuffle, Celebration, Shout, The Wobble, We Are Family, anything from Grease, Conga Lines.

>>82162647
And get blown to bits for Israel.

>energy cannot be created or destroyed!
>yeah well what about just dropping a ball?
>ah you see, that is a special form of energy, called POTENTIAL energy

i'm sorry but that is some pure bullshit. child-like levels of cope from scientists.

having my first beer now, it piss up tuesday x

>>82162862
That is almost certainly an actor. Way too obvious how he's just saying stuff you hear online, but there's none of the wink wink or self-deprecation.
>actually saying "Chad"
C'mon.

>>82162890
Mate when the ball is dropped it's called kinetic energy.

>>82162890
what are you on about you mong

bongland incels

nonce energy

that ofcom thing was a load of unenforceable bollocks wasnt it

>>82162862
loved this one. it's obvious they really wanted a "omg it's dark and dangerous!!!" and just didn't get it from these case studies.

if you pause when the autistic lad is in the car off to meet the women, you can read his little list of questions. fuck the producers of this, he's just some harmless awkward guy.

a safety concern like false rape charges
very unsafe speaking to women

>>82162885
4chan is downright tame these days. Actual wronguns are far more likely to be on the more seeming "safe" sites like Facebook or Discord.
Stands to reason, they're there to prey on normies.

>>82162888
what a night
get some Tina Turner and Abba on too

>>82162942
Most wronguns these days are on telegram. That's full of very fucked up shit.

4chan's just a place people go to talk shit and ave a giggle.
I swear, you get one or two actual murderers show up, and it's all anyone thinks about.
It's the internet, there's gonna be the odd one. It's what happens, innit? Bloody Nora!

>>82162917
that's what i'm saying. it's moving. but when it's not moving?
>oh yeah pal. still equal and opposite forces. but the not-yet-moving energy? potential energy. it's not being 'created', just transformed, haha

so what, the ball is psychic?

i talk to loads of lads irl about 4chan
its normal these days everyone knows about it

>>82162879
Same mate. Not been to a restaurant in years. Cant handle it anymore.

tempted to move to the countryside and start a family there

>>82162972
Yeah no shit, theres no other websites. They just make tons of websites, but nobody even goes to them. Lol its really obvious, the hobbiest forums have one guy who writes like the entire forum himself from different usernames. People want food and sex, so there was lots of money to be made in pretending. I feel bad pointing it out but im pretty sure they just censor the discussion. Computers are so easy for them.

Feel like pure shit just want Shippy back x

Thank fuck for frozen mixed fruit and ice cold smoothies

https://youtu.be/3LQeQwD_jbA?t=2340 naughty mammy

>>82163009
What I miss? Did shippy die or something?

>>82162862
>>82162935
"i've got questions i'm planning to ask. just some basic questions, really..."

i hope this lad found someone.

>>82163038
outed yet again for being a peadophile

>>82163039
That's so fake. Why would a "redpiller" ask a woman those things? Obviously she'll just say he's wrong about everything.

>>82163039
Expecting the next page of his notes to mention Ruth.

>>82163034
is one of the teenagers on a night out in his fucking school uniform???

Kept the roomberg to 23 degrees, think I done alreet there

>>82163053
i think they were set up in some very obvious ways, ("here, put these goofy craft masks on. just to protect your identity innit!")

i don't know if the femcel is legit. interviewer even remarks she's just some normal-looking girl (and he's really bad at this, like he's been briefed for the worst then oh, they're just people)

i dunno lad i don't think it's literally actors, they have control over editing and the situations and all that. this guy sounds like a genuine autistic lad who just doesn't quite grasp other people.

>>82163076
He didn't mean to come out. He just popped out. Then he thought well I'm out now I might as well stay out. He only went and ended up out out.

wish they had made a Louis Theroux on incels maybe 10 years ago.

feels old hat now. trotting them out as villains or easy jokes.

>>82163106
thing is, I'm an autistic lad, and I've been around a lot of autistic lads, and we don't really do that.

Its been 10 months since stevens allsorts died.

>>82163204
The liquorish man?

Gosh, it'd be grand to have a bit of sex right now!
What's it like?

feeding (redacted) a cum covered cart and dust sleeve only snake rattle and roll on the nes

>>82163337
Buy one of those Muller corner yogurts and chuck it all over your cock, chocolate bits included. Then you take a pineapple and slice it in half. Warm it up in a microwave for 10 seconds. Then lastly pop the TV on and fall asleep.

Maybe my sister was right all them years ago when she said I should "go to anger management". Heh. It so easy to just... Seethe. All the little things piss me off. Oh well oh well time to try and Do Better (TM) and be more calm.

>>82163373
Is your sister fit, mate?

>>82163389
There is legitimately not a good way to answer that, is there? Well there isn't is there?

>>82163401
Ok, is she considered coventionally attractive i.e healthy weight, good skin/hair etc etc

>>82163415
Even rephrased it just feels like it would be dirty to confirm or deny this. So curseee I won't.

He thinks his sister's a dog baka

>>82163429
Is she single mate?

If I had a sister I'd happily confirm she was a good looking lass. Nowt wrong with that is there?

you can't tell if a woman is attractive when she's your sister just like you can't tell when men are attractive if you're not gay
it just biology, they've done twin studies

all these twins separated at birth, pass each other in shopping centres and that
"cor, i have no feelings towards him/her"
and then that's how they know they are siblings

>>82163445
Nope. Married. So back off chud

>>82163429
You sound not a confident person by that answer.

going for a bike ride

he sound
you sound not
i am yoda

>>82163451
I know this is sarcasm. It's not that I can't tell, but I don't want to besmirch her good name by talking about my sister on this terrible thread. Love me sister I do. Simple as.

>>82163547
>Love me sister I do.
but is that the love between a man and his wife, or the love between a samurai and his twink apprentice?

Chika my brother is actually pretty good-looking and you're more than welcome to him.

>>82163547
just spill the beans lad she fit or not

>>82163559
Neither.
>>82163572
Uhh no sir, no thanks.

atticus kingsnorth has a fit sister

Fucking ugly cunts

Been waiting in all day for a parcel from Evri it's still saying it's out for delivery at this time! Ee by gum. Gunna have a stern word with the lad that brings it. It's almost past pre watershed for gods sake!

Chika, Ebin is actually pretty good-looking and you're more than welcome to him.

>>82163601
>Uhh no sir, no thanks.
...do you think you're too good for my brother?

>>82163705
Lmao. No, idk anything about him my lid. I'm just not single. Besides I was quoting a meme. I said nooooo.

Evri driver taking a route more convoluted than your analogies, Blad.

scared delivery-anon WILL actually deliver to me and then i'll be one of his internet stories ;__;

Had 3 wanks today because I was at a festival for 4 days without having one. Got to release the spunk

going to put a sign in my window explaining everything.

it's called essential tremor.
yes i do take/am on drugs.
the Batman t-shirt was an unwanted item a friend gave me (now pyjamas).
of course i shower, it's just my natural musk.

>>82163658
You should have an hour slot lad, what's the ETA say? We can go up to 9pm but I do them early get it out the way like
>>82163751
There was a bloke the other day who I thought might be a 4chan user, just looked the type
>>82163797
If I saw a sign like that I'd try to get it in the delivery picture and maybe take an extra one for the group chat

>>82163844
is there anything i can put on the sign to NOT be the target of your ridicule?
what if i slipped you a fiver, or put illegal imagery on the sign?

>>82163878
Either don't have a sign or just make it normal like all the other signs say put it in the porch or something

if ye wish to deliver to the correct door,
you must solve these riddles four

desu lad as long as you're wearing clothes I don't care, too many people come to the door in their pyjamas, underwear or a towel, I mean it's alright when it's a woman but otherwise I don't want to see that

what a day

proper cute girl at the gym tonight. we had small chat as I wanted to use the bench after her. she smiled at me and I felt like a right twat all giddy cause the pretty girl smiled at me christ might fucking kill myself falling in love with any girl who acknowledges me

>>82163912
aye fair enough. i've seen Sorry We Missed You, i know the score lad x

inundated with dick
THICK

>>82163912
Do let us know if you ever come across any fit women showing a bit too much if you know what I mean

Imagine actually going along with a hosepipe ban lmfao

Stay tuned for another episode of Life Advice from the Minimum Wage Van Driver

>>82163844
Ah just checked it now. No wonder it hasn't arrived today.

>>82163924
Mate don't overthink it just take the positive from the fact you had a conversation and she smiled at you. If one woman smiles at you then others will as well and who knows where it might lead.

>>82163967
i don't know all the logistics of water management and droughts and all that, but i do NOT like people wasting water.

i just had to buy a set of pliers so i can operate the cold tap in my kitchen again. it still drips. dread to think how much water a drip every 30 seconds adds up to.

>>82163945
>Sorry We Missed You
Never heard of it but I've had a look, just made up by the looks of it, what company is it meant to be based on because I don't get fined for making mistakes and I don't even have a barcode scanner I use my phone
>>82163963
There was a nice bird the other day come to the door in just a t-shirt, I had already dropped it over the gate and was over the road by the time she come to the door but I could tell the shirt was barely covering her lower half
>>82163982
Must have got lost in the unit, ended up on the wrong route or gone to the wrong unit, happens sometimes

>>82163980
>>82163984
i really really hope this is the same lad because that's just too fucking funny.

just seen on the transylvania grumbler on facebook that a ghostly carriage was found damaged at the base of a precipice. its goulish driver nor passenger were to be found

Leave for a month and it's the same drivel being posted. Wow

>>82164011
Nah not me but he's not wrong

Ken Loach's films are fiction???

shocked, i tell you

Making music on the computer

>>82163984
I know lad was v wholesome. since the porn ban I have just been using my imagination. also regular girls are like proper attractive in my eyes. noticing them where I didnt before. also I want to talk to women more.

makes me curious how damaging that porn shit is to the male brain

>>82164029
I get you've got to exaggerate a bit for a film but it's not that bad. I reckon he was just pissed that he didn't get his parcel on time or something. Not our fault if you're not in though is it, we tell you a time, don't care if you're at work, so am I

>>82163034
She is so much like my 2ndary english teacher Ms. McM that i had a crush on. Cute earrings

Bro i luv this youtube channel world of cats. But why r there so many stray cats where they live. I fink turkey or smth like that

we are the robots, boop boop beep boop

Making music on the guitar

Tell you what lads its mad how many people have got these Ring doorbells, never realised they were so popular, half of them don't even work though, loads of times they answer on the doorbell and I can barely hear them or they can't hear me, loads of them are just in a stupid place as well like they can't even see who's at the door with how it's positioned

>>82164051
yeah really it is just dramatised even for 'social realism' and i expect it's a conglomeration of different people/stories/companies mixed with fiction, but by-and-large Ken Loach tends to be better on that one. (i mean the delivery guy seems to have the worst fucking day with conspiracy nutters and that, but that's just what you see in the narrative of the film innit)

hope it all goes well, please do not lose faith in people

Making love on the computer

Does soundspacker still post here do we reckon? I feel like it's just imitators these days. Not had a good rant about boomeroid landlords recently.

>>82164109
i have a similar problem with pipes, to the point where i'm willing to believe he was genuinely driven mad and it wasn't a gimmick.
there really is something about sounds.

>>82164091
There was one woman who was a bit funny with me when I said I'd have to go back for her collection because it was a big fuck off box that I didn't have space for, and another woman slammed the door on me after I got the picture, but everyone else has been sound, have a joke with some people, married couples they'll be like "oh what's he ordered now", "she's always ordering stuff", told one today I don't know what's in them only where they need to go.
I like seeing all the different cars desu, a lot more Porsche's about than I would have thought, and a few of them MX-5 with the flappy headlights, said to one woman I like your MX-5, she said it was her partners and she'd do anything to get it off the drive, I always seen them as women's cars desu

Sometimes, the heart does not get to choose.

although i'll be honest, i have no clue what a "commie block" is. as in, a tower block, a high rise? in a brutalist style? or what

for me it's the Stagecoach X10, sometimes the Arriva 49/49A.

>>82164134
Yeah it's a big ugly building designed to cram as many people into it as possible, usually in an urban setting, with no regard for aesthetics or quality of life.

i'm the operator of my pocket calculator

>>82164178
>threads become noticeably slower

>>82164178
>lollers caught

>>82164184
I have a pocket calculator too, it's called my phone.

>>82164183
aesthetics aside the "Concrete Britain" stuff is generally built to last and they were thinking of families and that

what you're describing to me is this shite, yes they care about
>aesthetics
but they also care about fleecing students/"young professionals" out of a shitton of money because it's "luxury living" (i.e. maybe there's a snooker table or something)

now, you can argue that's a bad example, because it's actually a Premier Inn.

but you KNOW the type of places i mean. fucking glass tower blocks. should be bedsits for povvos. convince students (and now adults) it's all gr8 and trendy :))

Hmmmmmm
I really need to stop playing online games
Not good for me.

give me this, any day of the week.

>>82163373
Zp can u write a letter to your monastery pal dnt they have a address or is it not allowed. Am not sure how it works. Ave been watching stuff on youtube about it lately.

Need more high rise blocks for the pirate radio transmitters desu. Keep knocking them down and all my pirate radios are barely online these days

When desmond became a monk byt he couldn't stop himself drinking the wine nd getting nostalgic i felt that in my scottish heart thats exsclty how it would go. The devil + God r raging inside me fr

>>82164178
So he didnt really do anything other than talk to kids online and ask them to send pictures of them? No sexual assault or any other form of physical abuse? 25 years seems a bit much for that, no?

>>82164264
I don't even know which one he is at kek. I do know people who could acquire me his email though. I'm not gonna though. He has moved on, and that's alright. He will be doing better than me I can imagine.

The reason that your average 'high density' housing doesn't look like this is because the government has imported 25% of the population in less than a generation.

The fact that I am not shagging a woman that looks exactly like this up her arse tonight is more horrific than all ongoing "humanitarian disasters" put together.

>>82164291
Yea fair enough.Its quite a intriguing life. I wonder how many stick it out forever.I knew somebody online that did a "retreat" fr either 10 or 14 days nd just from that he went mental a bit.I guess its different when you actively choose it for your life though instead of doing it as a brief meme.

>>82162589
Would gladly lick it all up.

>>82164293
aren't the tenements in Scotland all trendy now, like it's the posh areas of Edinburgh rather than the for-skint-families parts?

it's so fucking tiring. i WANT council housing, over private housing, i just think that's how it should be. but it wasn't ever some utopia and now the population is simply too high WHATEVER YOUR VIEWS and it's all shit and fuck everything

Reminder that there is a board dedicated to My Little Pony that is still active. Mad.

>>82164293
Post your house, big man

>>82164338
>i WANT council housing, over private housing, i just think that's how it should be
Ummmm... why?

>>82164232
many years ago i attempted to rent a student house from that estate agents i found them obtuse and egregious

6 quid in surveys today so get in there

>>82164309
My A cup wife went up to a solid C during and after pregnancy. It was fucking lush. Back to looking like tea bags now but I'll always remember them.

There used to be 1 hermit that lived alone on bass rock in the 8th century Now its uninhabitated But am not being funny but back then you wouldnt have had a million things like "i miss my phone" "i miss my ps5" But then again in a way that also meant they had access 2 a more authentic life that would be harder to give up than a slop life.I think its interesting how ppl could choose a life that looks like a punishment.I mean fr myself Id be flippant nd say Oh I could do that since am a loner type but Realistically not only is that not true but its more interesting bc id think not every monk is some natural loner that just slots into that lifestyle.So its giving up what could have been a normal life If that makes sense.So much of Life today is built on fomo but at the same time ppl are unhappy nd dont even want the stuff once they get it.

>>82164348
i guess pure mad rich people can privately own their mansions and that, as they should (they're rich, it only right)

but all the 'property ladder' 'second home' stuff we grew up with as ideal, frankly it can fuck right off. decent quality HOME and the rates go to the council rather than a private landlord. i want more money going to public services and that, than i do going to people's/company's own pockets.

don't care if it's commie shit to you i think the roads, NHS, schools, all that > individuals/private companies getting rich

Its kinda like the priest at my auntys last chapel that was a young pretty much conventionally attractive guy nd i did hear some of the lassies like that "such a waste" "why would he..[xyz]" Although its kind of vulgar But at the same time its just human to think that way too

He must be gay,he must be this n that lol I heard them talking.

>started prepping dinner at 5
>thought cool i'll finish by 6, have the rest of the evening to myself
>finish eating around 6 and tidy up
>blink
>it's almost 9
>no idea what i did last few hours
>just sat here like a vegetable watching youtube
there must be more to life than this

>>82164382
"you will own nothing and be happy" is such a weird phrase expressed negatively. like yeah owning nothing would be shit, but #goals should be
>you will be content even if you own very little
instead the implication is that you want lots of stuff, and past a certain point you'll be miserable won't you. fuck stuff. i want a modest place, good pals (maybe family), few books.

i mean imagine ADJUSTING to no internet. the internet just goes away. it's shit, you miss the internet. but then you hit that "this is just how life is, now," point. corrr

going to write a saucy forbidden romance novel about a girl who falls in love with a monk.

>>82164340
Thinking about the Brony phenomenon just makes me feel sad. Life is so shit and cruel for social outcast males that some decided to cope by escaping into the fantasy world of a TV show for little girls where 'friendship is magic'. Heartbreaking stuff really.

Saddest song?

>>82164462
Honestly, this got too much attention. Cute anime stuff already existed which lets be honest is essentially the same thing.

>>82164340
>>82164462
weird there's a specific rule for it, still. funny little point of internet history but what got me was
>uhh we just like this plasticky little girls show, we find it entertaining and even though it's aimed at--

mate you're on a fucking anime website, every cunt here has watched some magical girl show. you're not special or being persecuted.

>>82164491
>>82164502
oshi-, moemind

>>82164470
its not a song but come to dust by boards of canada always gives me the blues

>>82164470
Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have

From my favourite movie - Natural Born Killers.

How many of you feel you are held back in life by porn?

>>82164555
porn does not affect my life in the slightest.

>>82164562
That's what most porn addicts say.

>>82164382
>>82164438
Very buddhist thinking of you.

>>82164555
Not really but it's kinda just objectively bad I can't think of any "moderation" argument in favour of it.

>>82164470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsgP8LkEopM
it has piano AND god isn't actually real.

Bets on where the next nuke will drop?

>>82164651
testing site

>>82164019
The fuck did you expect?

I wonder if her asmr style will change now she's 18. She's doesn't pull the christian gimmick so much anymore.

>>82164663
Can't wait till she does porn the pale angelic whore.

>>82164687
She looks a little bit like Ashley Orion.

yous would wank off to a toddler's crayon drawings on a wall because it means a pure thing has been corrupted

>>82164309
Those tits are incredible, would love to get my cock sprayed with milk. However, only nonces fuck pregnant women.

>>82164687
She's making a few grand every month (over 200 paying members) on asmr. I don't think she'd consider that anytime soon.

>>82164692
I'm not really seeing it other than the dark hair.

>>82164762
Fuck off Ruthmong she'll be having my cock up her arse and loving it.

Medjool dates and haagen dazs ice cream. Uhhhh so what if I'm supposed to be trying to get skinnier.

i preferred her as a blonde with the hardwood flooring (the lads will know wahey)

>>82164892
I don't get it. Ahhh dunnn gettt itttt.

>>82164768
She only wants gigachads like Cavill taking control of her in the bedroom. I doubt you even have strong, muscly arms with throbbing veins for her to grab during the act of procreation. You would not meet her sexual requirements of a man.

Fucking hell Xev always gets me there

>>82164768
She only wants gigachads like Cavill taking control of her in the bedroom. I doubt you even have strong, muscly arms with throbbing veins for her to grab during the act of procreation. You would not meet her sexual requirements of a man. She would not want a weak man.

>>82164892
Who? My Aussie lass I don't recall being blonde.

why aren't you getting sex? without sex in a man's life, there's no point caring about anything.

>>82165065
My main problem with actually performing PIV sex has been that every time I hook up with a woman and, you know as things go, we have a couple drinks and she invites me up to her bedroom.. she'll tell me to wait there while she gets dolled up to look extra special.. but where it all goes wrong is when they come out and I'm stood there with a blindfold on and my cock in hand. I tell them we're playing pin the donkey and she needs to get on her hands and knees on the edge of the bed and I try and find her pussy. This has proven to be fairly offputting to most women, sadly, but even with the ones that agreed it turned out I'm so bad at pin the donkey I just walked straight out the door and down the stairs. Maybe one day I'll find the ass though.

>country now has millions of browns
>no new reservoirs in decades despite huge population increase
>leaks left unrepaired for years
>constantly putting literal shit into the ocean because no one wants to upgrade victorian sewers

just delete old emails lads. if people didn't shower every fucking day, that would surely help.

>>82165065
i'm homosexual

>>82165094
Might try this with the mrs lmao

stuck a grand into ethereum a month ago and it's up 50 percent waheey. didn't realise it was this easy to make money

I wonder what it's like having a nice Scottish girlfriend like her. I'm sure she's a nice lass to be around. Do you think such a relationship with a pretty lass would be high maintenance?

>>82165065
Sex and relationships are completely foreign to me. After many years of struggle, I've burnt myself out and just stopped caring about it.

>>82165169
Do you think she'd want to play pin the donkey with me?

According2 my sister mam was rly happy when id went back to the group n stuff like that we were talking about it nd she said that "I think shes happy you went back there" Its just a shame ave fallen off all that yet again nd ave gone back into goblin mode not going outside atm But ave not given up yet nd my next attempt is coming soon.I fink its quite fair that if i can do some small things that makes other ppl that i love feel better then i should do them as theyve done a lot for me in life nd i feel like ave not given much back.x

any news regarding the state of HHL's wollocks?

In my slowly improving era.........................ITs giving "Loading..."

>what's your number anon

I don't own a phone. I wouldn't ever get this opportunity anyway. Even if I had a phone, it would have to be an expensive, more restrictive iPhone as anything running Android portrays a man as poor and him having no sense of style.

I hv the 1 nd only 24 carat gold homu

'ate (((summer))) me

REALLY not a fan de liddinghams

>>82165320
Don't they ask for your IG now anyway? I'm guessing, I've never had a woman attracted to me.

>>82165276
I think she's a lot more mature than that. You certainly don't have the emotional intelligence to hold an interesting conversation with a woman. Women probably look down on you and see you as immature, possibly autistic. You will always feel like a child in a man's body.

>get wound up and annoyed at online vidya
>watch actually good players on YouTube
>realise I'm actually pretty bad at the game in comparison, it's merely my unearned ego causing the frustration
Corrrrr
I suck

Just got back homes from seeing that Weapons at that cinema. I thought it was pretty good, story is interesting enough for me to have not lost interest and the acting/dialogue wasn't bad for modern standards. Ending was pretty funny, I won't spoil it but you'll see what I mean if you go watch it. Got some lush nachos and hot cheese dip for the film because why not. All in all a womfy evening indeed.

>>82165354
Yeah they do. Fuck. I don't have any social media or photos of myself. A huge red flag that is. It's so fucked. I doubt they'd believe the excuse of deleting it all for better mental health.

Grown man, plays video games

>>82165366
Interesting. You might be on to something because one moment we'll be hitting it off, I'm buying her a drink, complimenting her style and that. We walk over to her apartment and I tell her she's designed it nice and she's got nice plants or whatever.. but then I pull out the blindfold to play pin the donkey and it's just over like that. I don't know where I'm going wrong.

we all win the wonkey in wife

garn bed now, not really tired though

Fink i'll be popping that nu RAM in first thing later on

These issues have been getting out of hand as of late, shall be RAMmaxxing the remaining slots now going forward

>>82165169
>>82165366
very round face lol

>>82165366
Getting too muscular for me desu, not very feminine at all

>>82165428
>tfw only 2gb ram on nearly 20 year old laptop

wish I could rammaxx. swapfile definitely a must for me.

Rate My Takeaway looking like shit these days

>>82165395
You just don't get it. She doesn't want a man to play silly games with. You've got to be mature, educated and handsome. You do not fit the criteria.

>>82165440
It's a normal, beautiful and feminine face.

>>82165465
Worried she'll overpower you? It just shows she is taking care of herself.

W is moving in and out of R's tuppence right now.

>>82165288
permanently done in

>>82165564
If she doesn't want to play pin the donkey then she's not woman enough for me. Mature women aren't afraid to have a laugh in the bedroom.

for me it's wonky donkey

Fucking hell, it's hot lads, I'm not made for this heat

R should be with me, not that vape and weed smoking boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYiXix6an0Y

COR that is lush that is, aldi kfc meal is brilliant for the price its just like kfc pop it in the air fryer and it does the trick, get in

>>82165595
>W
Wamal? Wabatunde?

How many police cars have you damaged in supermarket car parks in the evening?

>>82165376
did you like Longlegs?

>>82165618
Maybe save it until after the first date pal? Get to know them first, put the feelers out to see if she's got a sense of humour. Play the long game innit.

>>82165669
I will not be saying that deano's stupid name.

>>82165685
Cheers pal I know it might be too much for a first date but just imagine if the roles were reversed and she takes you back to her place and she's like right get your kit off we're playing pin the donkey and she pops a blindfold on and tries to find your cock with her fanny. I'd propose to her there and then mate.

Do you ever sit there towards the end of the day and think "I should've cleaned this boxroom up at least" and then you're too tired now to do anything else. So another day is wasted and the cycle continues. You don't even know how to get out of this horrible shut in life. You got to bed feeling depressed most nights and how how time is going so fast for you. You have wasted your life.

Na night ziggeh see you in the morning pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8VgLPxMDI

Doubt this bint has ever done a hard day's work in her life. Just coasting life living off men, knowing her anatomy has a lot of value in getting her free shit, holidays and enjoyment out of life.

Please go work you sad little job for women to have easy lives.

>>82165751
You sound like a middle age lesbian

>>82165736
No because I have too much to do anyway. At least you don't *have* housework stuff to do. You need to realise that despite all our differing circumstances, most people's lives are devoid of meaning, even "normies". You're constantly comparing yourself to like 1 percent of the population.
>>82165751
Like this idiotic post. As if rich women of leisure didn't exist in the past. You could just stop posting this depressing shit and do literally anything else with your time. Consider it!

Females are living easy lifestyles, getting the most from life all thanks to their privilege. It's time men without sex lives stopped working. That way the female can be impacted. Your labour is enabling their materialism. You are serving them. For what? A shit wage that will get you nowhere in life? May as well claim disability like all them thousands of immigrant men.

Fat middle age lesbian

>>82165786
Well I'm not.

>>82165788
Nah it's not 1%. The vast majority of women live very easy, fulfilling life. Everything is made easy for them. They are not expected to get their hands dirty. Men are disposable and sent to war. Men are risking their health in dangerous jobs women will turn their nose up at.

I have nothing against men that choose not work and play this unfair game. All power to them. No taxes means women will be paying for men now.

Fat bitter middle age lesbian

Same routine around the same time of night. Grim life.

>>82165829
This is just obviously incorrect so I'm not going to reply to you anymore. Where did all the womfy posters go. It not nice when it's just seethers.

Ruthlad is the only poster here worth a wet fart

I hate females now. Sorry just the way I feel. They'd hate men if they got all that privilege in life.

Thread will be dead before we get blocked. It LUSH.

Going to England cause job.
Boss unironically tells me:
>don't post memes while you're there or you could go to jail
Proceeds to show some "safety act" that basically boils down to: "you can't criticize migrants".
SO when did England turn into California?

>>82165955
We're being blocked? News to me.

Been watching this me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5emeJ_XyM4

He's saying within the next year there is going to be an economic crash. I don't know if I believe it, since lots of these types of dude seem to say it over and over and nothing ever happens.

lol based Chika has had enough.

unfortunately i am NOT womfy. why? ordered a Pepsi Max, but the takeaway gave me a Pepsi Max Cherry ;__;

mind you, that curry was ace. another phaal. perfect scran on a hot night like tonight.

That Alien: Earth series dropping tomorrows. Corr that's my TV viewing sorted this week. Oh aye.

Wonder if Chika likes Mayo Chiki.

>>82166230
Cherry is good though. Wish I had some now. Might help this headache.

>>82166278
What's that? Explain. What means.

>>82166299
It's a manga about a boy who has an abnormal fear of women.

>>82166331
Well. I am a bit awkward around them and somewhat scared of them yeah. Don't think it's that abnormal though. It common nowadays!

i need a retarded gf
not autistic or anything mentally wrong with her
just plain ol' stupid

>>82165931
I am sure women will be devastated to know

>>82166358
Most of them are stupid mate it's not a big ask.

If you dont have
>A) a job
>B) a house or at least rent
>C) a decent group of friends so she thinks you're not a friendless weirdo
>D) a car to drive her to places
How can you expect to get a gf?

Ordered that Romeo and Juliet (1968) on DVD. Do I dare have a wank to Olivia Hussey's tits? Corrrrr!
Also ordered Link with Elizabeth Shue (the film with the monkey watching her shower) and the Gregory Peck Moby Dick on Blu-ray.
Some more DVDs including All That Jazz and Cocktail (for more Elizabeth Shue).

>>82166397
None of those matter, coping wage

A) Be attractive

That's it.

>>82166417
You must have way more than you could possibly watch at this point.

>>82166421
I am ugly and I have a gf

>the anime schoolboy is scared of girls!
>the anime schoolgirl has a handsome butler!
>but the boy finds out the butler is secretly... a girl?!

for fuck's sake, anime. now watching this trash.

>>82166440
You ever cum in her mouth then cumswap? That's my fantasy.

>>82166421
>None of those matter
Lmao of course money matters. That's why gorgeous blondes fly to Dubai to get shit on by rich oil tycoons.

>>82166448
Kek, anime truly is one of a kind.

>>82166450
No, I am not sexually aroused by the idea of eating my own cum. And even if I was, I expect that just after ejaculating I would lose interest in it

>>82166390
but are they rural southern usa hick type stupid or council asbo chav type stupid because those are very different tiers

>Uncut Gems + Happy Gilmore (35mm): The Sandman Double Bill

cor might go see this. forget Barry Lyndon, forget those Paul Thomas Anderson restorations, THIS is the real shit.

>>82166475
Not necessarily about eating my own cum, more the messiness of it and sharing bodily fluids through a sloppy kiss.

>>82166490
Kek, what a dumb double bill. What are the PTA restorations? Boogie Nights and Magnolia? Uncut Gems is pretty good though would be lush in the cinema. Happy Gilmore I could take or leave, not like it's a cinematic masterpiece. I prefer Billy Madison.

>>82166440
Lying zoomoid

>>82166454
No shit, at an extreme like that, money matters. But in terms of money making within reason, a girl doesn't give a shit whether you're unemployed or waging for 30-60k. It's not the middle ages, women can make their own money. They care what you look like and if it makes their pussy tingle

if my date doesn't laugh at who's on first then i leave

>>82166506
>What are the PTA restorations?
cinema's showing all of them, not sure if they're new masters actually. but Boogie Nights, Magnolia, and There Will Be Blood are 35mm.

naturally, i'll go see Punch-Drunk Love. not my fault if u can't handle the Sandle.

My defensive strategies on rocket league isnt flashy byt it gets results

>>82166551
eee you can't beat the classics

Just switched to manjaro linux aven't I? Oh aye

Fr my mothers health nd happiness
Fr my sisters health nd happiness
Nd my wee cats
Nd the end of my addictions this month nd moving on in life x
Am feeling optimistic

What a save bros stand up for what a save bros x

>>82166527
>But in terms of money making within reason, a girl doesn't give a shit whether you're unemployed or waging for 30-60k.
Ye true that. My mate bought a 60 grand Mercedes and he always used to complain no girls cared about it. I told him he needs to have a fucking Lamborghini if he wants women to notice him.

Similarly, I remember when people used to say
>Get a motorcycle lad girls love a bad boy on a bike
And when I did ride the only people who approached me where men lol

>>82166639
crossy i may not share your faith but i will do a lil prayer for you
will also light you a candle next time i'm in Durham Cathedral

>>82166557
I love Sandler's serious films. Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems are great. He should have got an Oscar nomination for Uncut Gems. I low key respect him for making crappy films just so all his buddies can get paid.

Fuck me it warms tonight. Got that fan on full blast and still cooking.

Jings
Jeez louise
Flamin nora
Etc etc x

>>82166662
I want to go.Theres a castle as well isnt there?Am not jst saying because you mentioned it.I saw piccy of the cathedral on the internet about 15 yr ago nd ave wanted to go there ever since.Maybe 1 day.

Ave got the strawbs mixed w the rasps nd the double cream Am quite hot tonight desu. X even with the window open it's stuffy

I nvr get bored of halloween nd christmas evry year it still feels magic

Slither x

Keep getting weather forecasts fr millport on my phone bc I was street viewing it when I was drunk

When the demons tempt u with mint choccy orange

Its rly true that demonic attacks increase more when ur trying to better yourself..Ave got a big fell for it again award on the way

>>82162745
Stuff like this is pretty much how it works when u make a effort to improve your life nd health the devil steps in to seethe nd demoralise not on about this specifically bht it's a perfect microcosm of how it works

https://youtu.be/kYAbFkd-CQM feisty kitty n_n

It warm. Sitting in me pantalons am I not? Curse I am!
Shout out to Crossy, Chika, Blad, Helperlad, SCEA, Smirnoff, Ebin, Offie, Tilde, Titlad, Bootylad and Yanklass.

>>82166997
Ave taken my top aff. Oh yesh.x

Its requird that i get dressed asap when i first wake up if i stay in my n*ked shame i jst feel too cold nd go straight back to bed.Its a struggle every morning though Nd i dont always win,,At all

me? permanently in clothes.

shame aside, they just keep you cool. never been shirtless and thought "yeah a big billowy top will make this WORSE" no mate it's the opposite.

been trying to swat this ladybird with a fly swatter but then it went "you know what" and met me halfway and went ON the flyswatter so i thought "fair enough pal" and let the lil guy outside.

miss him now ;_;

>>82167115
You mental? I have to sit in me pants during this heat. Hate wearing clothes on general though can't get comfortable. Only wearing pants to keep me bollocks in check.

I jst need my legs covered or it gives me a thing,,So no shorts, inside or outside
No short sleeves outside ever even in summer
Thats about it

Made myself dizzy w the vape again

down to my last painkiller
a single DHC

this is more precious than anything, to me

Lofi beats to pet ur wee cat to

>>82167364
don't like 'beats' and 'cat' in the same sentence

Cat wee to lofi beat wi

havent had a shower in over a week. i absolutely reek of B.O lmao

Listening2 that new anamanaguchi pwetty gewd

>>82167443
cor was discussing them with smoeone on /tv/ i think it was earlier
how they put their OWN music on torrents so then those were the big freeleech ones back when you had 2 work2torrent like it was a job

good on them and it's probably good promotion lol asme as when moot was in their music video "hey it's moot off 4chan"

going to listen to this i reckon

>>82167401
Me when world of cats did thus clickbait title https://youtu.be/k3FjKHiH860

>>82166633
Me? Debian 13. It's stable and works on my 2006 laptop with an early 64 bit processor luckily.

Homeless cats is pure heartbreakingx

a world made of cats

85% of cats with meowtism r unemployed x

/britfeel/ you should be able to solve this

it's too hot frankly

Why were painters 400 years ago better than today? Been looking at some Michaelangelo paintings for the first ever time seriously and fuckin' 'ell that lad could paint.

more like the PRISTINE Chapel (that's just how good it is)

Anyone awake to give me a quick rundown on Shut In Chad?

We share r mothers health

>>82167787
marra you are full of the best tunes tonight istg

Jst got that GG trophy on rocket league
>>82167848
Silent shout. 1 of my favs.x

That was quality.Scored 1st one.They scored 2.My team wanted to forfeit.At 3-1.I wanted to a bit too.Scored another 1.5-5 extra time.Scored another 1 nd won.Also.Some guy "What a save!"d us nd i scored with first touch Nd immediately WHAT A SAVE!'d felt good.Proper dramatic.Gna have my criossant now

It funny. When the game ends nd they immediately leave the lobby. No gg. No anything. Theyre just gone. Bubbling nd seething.

Yuo are bubbling nd boiling nd fizzing nd you are absolutely crackling nd popping wiv rage nd your losing the plot Me? Relaxed

>>82167741
Yes friend thast true but ave never been My mum gone to rome byt am not good wiv travelling etc nd dont really enjoy it,,But its 1 of the handful of places that Does make me think "id fancy going there just to go there" nd id like to join her if they go again,,,the other one Venice,other than that just the lake district nd cornwall nd highlands nd different places within the UK

Michelangelo was kewl in asscreed2 just was disappointing that the flying machine didnt rly go anywhere in the end it was like Basically 1 of those flying levels in spyro

Watching a 3 hour film, got 80 minutes left I think I save for tomorrow. x

>>82168028
But u might forget what happened in it by tomorrow x

>>82168061
I got a good memory don't worry. Too tired to keep watching so now I'm in bed tucked in and browsing the 4chins.

Another epic victory x

spose ill go to bed then, boil in the bag anon

FETCH MY CROISSANT INCEL!

Corr got loads of kewl drops on the deadmau5 event on rocket league.Me n HHL is the kings of rocket league.HHL king bee of britfeel.Britbee.x

>>82163547
Very very based post.If u told me when i was wee that when am grown up my sisters r one of the reasons am staying sane in life that wouldve been funny but its v true now am older nd it kind of gets more true over time.Am v alone in life nd nobody else in this entire world understands me As much as actually being there in my house growing up nd everything Nobody i ever meet in my life will know me like that.Even after everything ave wrote blogging on here Thats all jst stuff that my wee sister knows about me w/o even having to think about it.Nd shes stood by me frm everything when nobody else would.Nd big one as well.Thruh all the dramas wiv dad nd everything.Theres nobody else in the world like that whos been wiv me frm the start.Its a different kind of understanding.Am happy about it now.Ppl talk about being only children nd it sounds so grim to me.The world is a lonely place.I already feel alone in life that would just be game over.

muted mutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJqMX1VeFsU

They still believe in me which is knda crazy but still when i met my sis bf she was talking to him about me as if am a good person even tho am a unemployed neet that cant talk to ppl.I was trying to put myself down n she kept contradicting.Nobody else believes in me like that Or thinks am good I feel like i have a obligation to not be a useless vegetable as long as theres a few ppl like that left.x I felt really emotional after that weekend when i fort back on it.

Some of those drops is quality.Decent event.x

In a nutshell they understand why am the way i am,ppl i meet now only see the End results nd judge me based on that as if i chose to be this way. They know the score.

Croissant gang x

Theyve both done so well in life nd much better than me am proud of them.At least mam has that in life even though shes burdened wiv me as well.

How /britfeel/ reads after filtering all the crossmong drivel and txt speak.

Jst say no to demons x

Turn my swag on x

Am defs more of a blue team gal

SOME FUCKIN BOOMER HAS JUST WOKE ME UP SWEEPING GHE STREET AT THIS TIME WITH A METAL SHOVEL! EHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DAFT OLD CUNT. FUCKING FUMING I AM.

>>82168855
/tv/ loves this webm.

Quite emotional ahout the email I jst sent. Opening new doors in life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmQyjzlrqNA

thoughts on her ruthmong

Not praying tonight byt ill add my friend shppy next time as its quite mysterious how he jst vanished suddenly

>>82169490
yer mates with a demon nonce?

Crosstard's all-nighters just aren't as entertaining as helpermong's weltdowns

>>82169513
HHL's weltdowns are iconic.
Crosstard's are just dross.

>>82169513
Nothing beats a ruthmong tamtrum.

COME ON LETS FREE WUPPASTINE
ENGLISH BREAKFAST MADE A CRIME
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
HELPERS QUEUED IN BREKKIE LINES
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
NO TOAST NO TEA NOW LITTLE TIME.


From the biccies to the tea Wuppastine will be, must be free.

getting ready for work arent i i am arent i

Beddy byes, night night x

>>82169691
get a job you lazy shit

Feeling ready and energised for a full day of pretending to work

5 filtered 'words' and an entire night of drivel has been hidden, oh it lush.

>>82169984
lmfao I've done the same lad x

Started going to bed at 10pm like some sort of old man. 31 going on 51 here.

91 parcels today. Had to rearrange the suggested route because it's telling me to go from one side of the estate to the other then back again, nah mate I know what I'm doing, why would I drive past all those drops on the one side only to come back for them later

>>82166649
>>Get a motorcycle lad girls love a bad boy on a bike
>And when I did ride the only people who approached me where men lol
kek I got that as well
every time I parked it some petrolhead chav came over to talk bikes with me

>>82170064
getting a parcel delivered today, maybe its from you x

>>82170064
Same lid. I was supposed to have it yesterday I hope it comes today.

>>82170005
It lovely
The world at 5am is so nice

>>82170104
Doubt you live in my area but if you see a bloke with long hair on the picture then maybe
>>82170120
*carries forward*
Sorry mate no parcel for you today

>>82170131
Best time of day. Before all the other cunts wake up. Whole day ahead full of opportunity.

>Call for free bus passes to help under-22s into work

Call for free bus passes to help under-22s into work

>>82169984
I used to be one of those degens that stayed up till 8am and slept all day, now I can't make it past 1am

>>82170226
Not many jobs you can reliably get to on the bus though is there. Most areas have got shit bus service as well

>>82170226
Okay
Just give free stuff to every demographic except the ones who actually make money

trying out daytrading atm and already lost a lot of money

>>82170226
Can't get a job without speaking Polish or Romanian these days anyway.

Having a second breakfast if thats alright with you my lads

>>82170263
I don't get why people do it unless you have some kind of algorithm investing money for you. It's basically educated gambling. If your stock goes down just fucking hold on to it for a week or two and it will come back up if you bought low.

>>82170264
>Can't get a job
Not true. You could for instance become a warehouse operative in Sutton-in-Ashfield.

I'm so fucking alone and depressed. Every day I wake up and boom, the reality that I'm an unlovable fucking loser hits me square in the fucking face and I have to trudge through another fucking day being miserable.

>>82162483 (OP)
>>82162491
THESE ARE FER ME

these are fer me

these are fer meeeeeeee

These Are Fer me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5AZNWQ7Wus

>>82170291
You post this shit every day. What is your actual affliction? I highly doubt your face is unsalvageable.

Do well in school, get a degree, look after your personal health and appearance, get a well paying job, and you too can land yourself a wife that looks at you like picrel when you get home every night

Indian caught filming children at a park.
When caught he said to justify his actions "I was allowed to do it in India".

https://x.com/jomickane/status/1955388540277477847

>>82170319
>What is your actual affliction?
He doesn't have any shoes

>>82170322
Are you lost? This isn't /pol/, we don't care about random rightoid ragebait clips

>>82170331
/britfeel/ is Anti Immigration

I've been really into gokkun porn lately and reading about it on subreddits and twitter and stuff there's apparently this phenomenon that women get when they chug absolutely absurd amounts of cum where their stomach basically rejects it all and they get really sick like 30 mins after and more often than not it all comes back up. There are even a few amateur gokkun artists who filmed the 'aftermath' and it's wild. Only true, true pros at swallowing it can keep it all down. Apparently they get off on it. Mad.

>>82170322
Not illegal to film in public, is it though?

hate it when my wife suddenly grows a massive cock and balls and starts demanding i drink her cum

>>82170359
Why aren't you at work, lad? It's wednesday morning.

>>82170355
You CANT film kids

Landlord: You owe us rent! dsajklhasdlfkhasdkj!
Phone up landlord (social housing): Have you action my request from a month ago to give UC your details so you can be paid?
Landlord: Nah, been too busy, I can see UC request to us though. Tee-hee if you'd not phoned us we probably wouldn't have got around to it before we started the eviction process lol.
Me: uhhh?
Landlord: There, I've sent our bank details to UC now
Me: Uhhh ok, thanks.

Jesus, is anyone doing their jobs anymore?

>>82170264
Ruthmong has a lot of free time. He could learn a language instead of playing video games

I have an erection

Driving test tomorrow. I can't parallel park for shit. Any tips lids

>>82170466
Pull up closely alongside car, start turning the wheel once your mirror aligns to the back of their car, start bringing wheel back slowly once your rear wheel is close to the curb.

Morning lids. Just necked that wacon and egg saunie for brekkie me. Nice way to start me day. Got that wooty training later so keeping it womfy today, no mad seshingtons like last Wednesday.

We on that sensiblegrind in life now.

>>82170484
Baby talking Chink twat

>>82170484
You look like a mong

>>82170484
a comfy week so far

>>82170527

Aye. No point drinking during the week anyway, rather save meself for the weekend when the Premier League starts up again. Sunderland aka the main characters are back baby.

Welper getting done in by some West Ham hooligans outside the Wheatsheaf pub.

If anyone comes up to me and tells me J2O Apple & Raspberry isn't the best fucking J2O flavour available BY FAR I will kick their fucking nut in mate. Fuck right off with your bollocks.

>>82170475
Ta lad. Any other general tips? Don't mind failing, just don't want to wait minimum 6 months to do the test again

>>82170690
If you get into any 50/50 situations where you think 'should I go or not' always err on the side of caution. Examples if a light turns amber late on (check your rear view mirror before you hit the brake), or if there's a tight street with oncoming traffic just wait for them to pass instead of trying to squeeze through.

might e-stalk sean a bit, really bored atm

TEA FOR YOU AND DRINKS FOR ME
WUPPASTINE WILL SOON BE FREE
GARIBALDI AND RICH TEA
WUPPA TREATS JUST LET THEM BE.

Did Krav Maga, Boxing, BJJ and Muay Thai. Settled on Muay Thai as I enjoy it the most and I can afford it. Lift weights a lot. Can easily bench 120 kg. People call me strong and jacked. Ask if I play rugby and that kind to shit. Old friends say I changed my body a lot. Could beat the shit out of most people around my weight or less.


Still completely autistic and cannot pull in a club. Literal fucking retarded weak skinny ugly chavs pull in clubs. It is like they sense the autism and are repulsed.

Thinking of supporting Israel because doing so winds up both the /Pol/faggots and woke cunts.

An Israel Chai tbqh lads. I hope the IDF give Hamas more hell when they put boots on the ground in Gaza city.

>>82170337
Not me mate, love Indians and I reckon we owe a good deal to the Afghans who helped us over there.

Just as his knees heal he come down with terrible spate of weakness; he barely able to get out of bed nowadays without help. The falls really destroyed his confidence. He needs another eight weeks in hospital to recover but he only get squash and egg salad sandwiches to eat..

>>82170777
Lucky trips. Apparently with Jews you do win,

>>82170799
>>82170799
>>82170799

Here's a new thread, please try to kill this one first!

You ever watch Anal Jesse aka Jesse Thai, lads?
Semi-amateur porn couple of an older white American guy and a younger Thai woman. Apparently he just got fed up with his shitty life, passportmaxxed over to Thailand, found himself a tight young piece and proceeded to live out his dream of fucking an asian chick up her arse every single day. They only do anal. Always wonderful to see someone achieve their dreams.

>>82170807
why dont you do the same?

>>82170777
Any white christian should support Israel over the muslims and to refuse that is akin to treason

>>82170806
unironically kys you fucking mong

>>82170822
Might do oh aye might do x

To resurrect British culture and identity we need a fucking sick new rock band that is just fucking electrifying. Like the Beatles 2.0