Thread 82167258

Thread question: who's your eceleb crush and why is it Nick Fuentes

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>>82167258 (OP)
Fuck off to /lgbt/ you cancer

>>82167239
If your cat was a person he'd like fluffy abuse

no bf smells in my nose = i die

>>82167261
I initially read this as "jeets" and had a heart attack

Dude how the fuck are you all gay and single. Isnt the point of being gay to date men. Wtf

>>82167294
how do I date a man
Hard Mode: no grindr

>>82167281
Have you been on the indian 4chan "bharatchan"? I discovered it a few days ago. It's filled with posts about raping and dominating indian women which is really fucking funny once you realize that the people making those posts are 4'8" jeets trying to seem tough

>>82167301
Idk literally ask any homosexual guy or lonely robot to be your boyfriend? Go to a sip and paint and wait for a queen to save you like welcome to the nhk lmao

>>82167294
Most gay men do not "date". They give you HIV and then ghost

can one of you lonely robots be my boyf

>>82167320
There is no r9gay server anymore so there is no place to meet a nice gay robot and we all need to kill ourselves

>>82167332
Post contact anon
You won't

>>82167340
stinkybflover1999@proton.me

Any Chicago gay robots?

>>82167334
wouldnt this count as one since all the 9kfags are here

>>82167383
Yeah but everyone here is anon so I can't dm or whatever

>>82167436
ive seen people just post their discord lmao

>>82167269
damn... he is following my lead

>>82167463
They usually do that with some sort of context though. I can't just make a shameless dating ad and post it here... Can I?

>>82167474
you will get banned by jannies its not allowed you gotta beat around the bush a lil bit act like you're not doing it then pop the discord at the end in some spoilertext

>>82167325
Are you speaking from an original experience?

I actually do want another r9gay discord but i probably wouldnt go there.

>>82167511
No I'm speaking from the 100% accurate experiences I read about on reddit r/askgaybros

>>82167517
i hate discord so much, it's all cliquey circlejerks of people who are too scared to make friends irl

>>82167474
I have no clue. why cant we just have another r9 gay server again?

>>82167474
So talk to people here and if you meet someone you like ask for their info, or give them yours. We used to do it all the time on this thread. I got my first bf that way, irl r9gay bf from like 150 miles away who I met up with and dated in real life for over a year.

>>82167673
seems pretty hard to find a gay r9ker in the other threads who isnt satanpilled

Legit been thinking about getting a male dog and taking the dog pill. I'm too autistic to deal with people and I just want some real dick. And at this point I don't care what it's attached to.

>>82166476
yeah thats why it seems chill lol. theres people in the back also usually. them having few people in there doesnt mean they dont need more also. places that run on low staff prefer to have a lot of people who do like 2 or 3 shifts a week, cause then its easier to absorb someone leaving. youll have it pretty easy since you have "open availability" and "reliable transportation" (say those two keywords often). i assume cause of the cats you can lift like a large sack of food or whatever, so you're an a-plus hire on ticking those boxes alone. DONT just do the online application though - those dont go to the store, they go to hr hq which often just dont do their job. but if you do the online application *and then* go to the store, theyll request your application. they might interview you right then depending on how it works there specifically so b sure 2 dress a little nice.

>>82166529
>He pays no rent.
do you know what property tax is? do you literally not know what property tax is? ive told you before that a max length post takes me 5 minutes to write. its sort of like i can talk with my mind through a keyboard, like, i can be my own speech-to-text, that is, i can type at the rate that i speak. so just pretend my posts are vocaroos okay?

>>82167797
Yeah I can lug some food and litter bags around but I don't know if I could do it all day.

>>82167761
Just go on Grindr if you just want real dick

my town is too small for grindr

>>82168020
i dont feel like i see anyone having to really bust it at petco...usually seems to be a pretty sedate pace in that place. i dont know how the guys that restock water bottle cases at walmart survive though, they seem to be literally always going.

i really like black and white cookies...

>>82168156
I can assure you that there's at least ONE guy willing to fuck you off Grindr. You just have to have low standards, which you already do considering you want to fuck a dog. Unless you live in a town with literally 10 people or something.

>>82168172

The only issue would be I know nothing about other pets besides cats. What if someone asks me a dog question and I'm stumped?

>>82168193
whoa these are some crazy accusations

>>82168206
you're just being silly now! its not like your gonna be manager for a few years, so you can always refer questions to whoever the buck stops with. and when you are the manager, you can go in the back and look it up like anyone else would.

>>82168350

yeah I'm always thinking the what-if questions, that's just how I am. Knowing me I couldn't stand to not know something and thus look dumb and get all bent out of shape over it.

i thought people went to petco to buy fish

>>82167761
I have something similar but with getting into a heterosexual marriage and having a biological son.

my dad has a new best friend at 60 years old. there is still hope bros

i should wear birkenstocks more. they are cute. not the closed toe ones all the doof bros are wearing right now though. the sandal ones. ill need to go a place like the nice library downtown though. it wouldnt be hyggie to just like go to mcdonalds. mcdonalds is a place for sharply colored sneakers, its all solid colors. as coco channel said, you should dress to your environment. although what i'm doing i suppose is going to environments that match what i want to wear. but its not entirely that in some mercenary way, because while i will feel very cute, its also what i should be doing to read and write things, and possibly meet people, or at least see people for my think bank...or be in other people's; i think it gives you buffs to be thought of in good ways. i have a feeling that wet dreams happen when 2 people chance to dream about each other and have paranormal sex.

>>82168768
my dad took like 15 yrs to become friends with one of our neighbors but it did happen eventually. funny to watch, like me but older.

did you know you can buy a skyrise apartment on the downtown chicago waterfront with views of the sunset over lake michigan for under $250k? that's a little over $2000 a month to own.

>>82168809
i dont like this desu id prefer to look at trees or mountains

>>82168809
>You have to live in chicago
Wow or i could live in a decent house in a small to medium sized town for that much. Why would you buy an apartment anyways?

>>82167761
Oh no we are getting into this again are we

>>82167567
Yeah but they were always good for a while before they became too much drama to deal with. i remember being on one where the average age was about 20 and i was 22 and getting called old. Id really being the oldfag now. Younger anons might find something out of a server at least

>>82168881
why do you need a big house if you're alone?

>>82168866
denver has good mountains

>>82168912
denver has a good mountain reputation but its still too far to get the good views

>>82168912
Im not, but also a good house lets you be more attractive to someone wanting longterm relations.

why are lgbt personals just guys wanting to fuck? I feel so alienated. christfags are right, we are degenerates.

>>82168944
I think it has something to do with how society is right now. Gays are either super repressed starting out or in an environment where a lot of sex isnt a big deal. There is no in-between for most gays growing up.

gay people need to learn about shame and modesty

Your bait is weak old man

right, its not only gay people theyre just the topic of this thread

>>82168912
the closest thing you can really see from denver are the flatirons. idk i've never really enjoyed going there too much but it's still probably better than most 2nd tier cities

>>82167276
r-i-p anon, his bf regrets that shower (his first in 10 years) and has vowed to never ever take another one

>>82168809
buying a low-value apartment is usually a terrible deal because there are condo fee type things that you still have to pay monthly that are like a third to half of what the rent would be, and if you cant pay them you lose what you "own."

with higher-value apartments like in the millions, the monthly condo/building fees are relatively less as a proportion of the cost.

but basically, the apartments you describe are designed for people retiring, who have 200-250k to spend on something and then a social security or pension payment that will cover the monthly fees for the rest of their life. its a very secure arrangement for a senior citizen on a fixed income cause they kind of own it but unlike a house they dont have to take care of the property.

whether or not the financials make sense for a young person is not even really relevant cause buildings that work like that are usually full of older people and retirees because of the factors i describe. very quiet place to live probably but i at least go bump in the night too much and would probably get complained about. and also it might be sad living somewhere that feels like a senior center. but if you don't mind that and you're sensibly behaved it's probably an excellently quiet and serene place to live.

if story gets a job before me it's really joever it will mean i'll be pathetic for the rest of my life

>>82168939
this is a common redditor misconceptoin. living alone in a house as a single person is creepy like boo radley. moving into someone else's house feels weird, like you're always a guest. most ppl i think want to choose a play to live with their partner that they both like and that works for both their jobs or whatever...youre kind of anchoring yourself in place for no reason by buying some random house, whereas otherwise youd be free to move to where your partner lives or go a new place together.

wthonk

>>82167761
based based based true real

i assure you there is ONE guy with AIDS in your town who will fuck you be grateful eat your bugs

>>82169410
sounds pretty good desu if the view wasnt endless sea and sky id buy one

>>82169410
yes, there are HOA fees for the cost of the building and staff. they're $400-600 ish for apartments like the one i described. if you were buying with a minimum down payment 30 year mortgage like you would on a family home i don't know if that's a good idea.

although, if you offered it as a rental or short term travel accommodations you could probably make profit even with a mortgage.

>>82169537
you can get city views too also that's lake michigan it's a freshwater lake, not the sea

>>82169578
nice. i actually like these kind of views. sea and sky feels better to say

>>82169603
the expensive million dollar ones have the whole floor to themselves so you get the full wraparound view on all sides

idk i just thought it's interesting you can get a somewhat glamorous place like this in the same price range as a very regular or even kinda dumpy house in a worse part of the same city- it's just that the regular house has a school and more bedrooms for ya kids

>>82169578
so its 2000 plus the 400-600 hoa fee? im paying 2400 to have a view like that of new york city....aside from the payout in 30 years, i feel like im getting the way better deal. 200k might turn into well more than that in 30 years, of course, but the increased earning potential of living near nyc vs in chicago has to be accounted for as well. nyc has about 10k higher average salary than chicago it seems, so thats an average gain of 300k over 30 years living here vs there. might not totally cancel out the equity you save from paying a mortgage vs rent, but its a big factor...but really the biggest factor is, when you buy property, you're committing to live there for at least like 5 years minimum or you have to sell at a loss which is a worse outcome than if you rented...whereas i as a renter could move anywhere for a job. you incur a lot of "opportunity cost" by sticking yourself down in one place...so much that its not really a good idea unless youre certain you'll be living in a place for a good long time, which is basically if you'll be raising kids there, retiring there, or you have a very tied down job like being a tenured teacher. as a young person who isnt locked into tenure or a union job or anything like that you should probably keep your latitude to move around if you need to or want to later. the monthly savings are basically never going to be worth the opportunity cost of being stuck there like a brain coral.

>>82169645
>it's interesting you can get a somewhat glamorous place like this in the same price range as a very regular or even kinda dumpy house in a worse part of the same city
you are completely right about this though. houses in the midwest are just ass especially. butt
>it's just that the regular house has a school
cities have school districts too lol. everywhere is in a school district unless you're like off-grid...

>>82169706
i should look more at nyc, i always assumed it was totally unaffordable but i bet there are actually plenty of decent spots you can pick from with a professional salary

a bug in a bum

>>82169645
my house cost a lot more than 200k

>>82167258 (OP)
You didn't name the edition nonner...

double_stuff. fudge_packing. what should be the term for plunging a dildo or sex object deeper using a dick. biological_plunger.

>>82170129
this is mpreg isnt it

>>82170158
no im not that too far gone yet. that one still kinda weirds me out. i sorta get a bit of the pregnancy porn stuff, but male preg is just, bit far.

>>82170158
its like...pokeballs in lower intestines. they expand when you hit the button, so you can have an internal object that expands and creates a visible bulge. saw that happen in something and never forgot it, basically.

I love being normal and not a sexual deviant

yeah the fun part is when you suddenly realize your not anymore. it just sorta happened without you noticing. when ya find a really, really old usb and get excited because its like a time capsule from highschool and then theres loads of weird porn on it, and your just sorta forced to accept that even that early on you were a bit of a creep

its okay nobody else will ever know not even anonymous

We need a gay holocaust

israel is doing that but you dont like them :/

Biting ear
Squeezing nipples
Spanking butt

>>82170380
try yourself, dork

Meow I'm normal I can be trusted with a bf

>>82170416
if you take out the fisting and poo poo it seems pretty fun

mom and dad say im getting fat again

>>82170546
mom says im too skinny but my sister says im normal dad has not commented

>>82167258 (OP)
I don't have one

RAHHH I LOVE BEING A LESBIAN

any questions?

>>82170546
my mom called me fat too
but weight hasn't changed, just rounder at the middle

black russian

>considered myself straight last week
>as of today im in a relationship with my online best friend (and best friend altogether) where im the boywife
it still feels a bit weird. we're equally autistic and bisexual, there's no one in the world i relate to more than him. i dont even know what he looks like and i dont care, im not even attracted to him sexually or physically. we started the night by revealing to each other our secret kinks, then it escalated to a point where i told him i loved him more than anyone, but i wasnt sure if it was romantic. we had esex, and he agreed for us to be boyfriends. i like when he calls babe and pet names, and he likes how cute i sound. i told him i would be happy if we could just be friends like before but more affectionate, because i have no idea how a long distance relationship works, or how a gay relationship works. i need advice here.

>>82170865
>i need advice here.
kill yourself

>>82168809
how much is the HOA? i was looking at moving to Chicago last year but decided against it, NYC is just better in everyway.

>>82169740
NYC is really affordable if you know what you are doing. They have many affordable co-op apartments/condos for those who make a lower salary. Rich people can't buy them.

>>82170865
you need to sleep together in a voice call or youre not real bfs

>>82170865
he's probably fat and not your type physically and will just be disappointed if things escalate

thoughts about height gap couples?
https://www.youtu.be/16oB3cIF97Q

>>82171202
we live in different time zones
>>82171225
he is fat, yeah. obese, even. i know that. that's not an issue. i dont think we'll ever see each other irl anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/live/shML-z3JLqo?si=FFr-fHx7GySa58S_
Watching the cat sleep in nature as I cuddle with my bf

>>82170865
How long have you known him tho?

>>82171627
since february

imagine going on a first date with a dorky twink and he just rambles on about how the video game industry is done for...

omg romantic

ICM power supply

what's more exhausting: dealing with a bratty boy or being a bratty boy???

skip breakfast or lunch today? I am so hungry but I can probably make it. Maybe here soon I can just eat one meal a day in hopes of losing some weight.

>>82172194
Probably being one. The other one will find methods of control.

Only if your acting bratty, if your normally bratty that's just you being you. I can't even believe that's a thing really, acting like a spoiled child in a relationship.

similar appeal as with powerbottoms I think

Being bratty in a teasing manner in the bedroom is one thing, acting like it irl is another.

I am getting so desperate that I've even considered dating w*men.

B-b-b-business man

Where husbie

>>82172472
Fags with aids are always so bratty, they know what they got. I wish I could get the gift. I look for men with aids to poz up my boypussy a lot, im down so bad.

>>82172194
being a bratty boy towards someone who doesn't properly respond is exhausting

>>82167761
Just get a german shepard.

>>82171475
I don't like it most of the time but chances are I'd get a bf a whole foot shorter than me since I'm so tall

>>82172472
This is only cool if you are the dom or if it's not a sub/dom thing because those who act like brats just to get their asshole destroyed need to be shot

Exhausting day at work. I hate interacting with people so much. So so much.
Think I'm getting that raidou remaster game...

>>82172752
Just have some bumsex with your cute girlfriend. Thats like the coolest part of the workday.

>>82170865
That's some of the most autistic shit I've ever read, and I've been on 4chan since 00's.

I find the term boywife cringe even as a bottom. Just because you'll be fucking me does not mean I'm a girl.

>>82172842
Boywife is turning a boy into a 50s style housewife. The man brings home the bacon and the boywife takes care of the house and pleases the man when he comes home.

>get into anime with fmab
>Started with the peak
How has there not been an anime of similar quality since?

>>82172862
This worldview is very islamophobic

>>82172862
Yeah I would be working too, no sense in that. Two incomes are needed today and I don't want my husband working himself to death trying to provide.

>>82172882
And more importantly anti-Semitic. Just like me frfr

>>82172891
It depends on the job. Some guys make enough that its fine and they would rather just have stuff taken care of when they get home. One of my coworkers is like that. Single income with wife and kids, he makes more than enough but his hair is already going grey into his mid 30s. He just likes that he doesnt have to deal with anything at home because thats a second job.

>>82172873
watch logh

>>82167319
>It's filled with posts about raping and dominating indian women
So just like r9k then except with white women?

r9k really only talks about taking away women's right and how chad only they are, not about rape.

>>82172980
While its based its not as good of a story

I like boyfie

need bf to demand attention from every 5 minutes

>>82173166
least of all would this thread think about raping women. taking away their rights and what not, now that's what most can get behind

Got my pork chops marinating for tonight, no eating out for me. I have to do this.

Can you have a wife (female) and kids and still be gay?

straight and gay are made up concepts that have no basis in reality whatsoever

>>82173488
Greek/Roman line of thinking, this is how their civilizations collapsed btw

>>82173482
Yes its called being a senator

>>82173493
i think the roman collapse had more to do with wars and economy but you can believe what you want i guess

>>82173482
it's called being gay in a conservative culture.

Thanks to that one anon that gave me skincare advice, I bought a cleanser and moisturizer and applying the moisturizer feels refreshing as fuck ^^

>>82173512
He heard this from like steven crowder or some shit and just spews it back out. Of course it didnt have anything to do with poor succession laws, bad leaders, overextension, constant revolts/wars, and an economy in shambles because of the overreliance on slaves.

>>82173512
Maybe not how they collapsed, but a symptom nonetheless. Rampant promiscuity leads to societal collapse and the romans had that in droves (their slang for male bottom prostitutes, generally translate to "degrades with time", so I guess they figured out twink death too.)
>>82173548
I prefer my white supremacists to be mexicans thank you very much.

Rome could have started the industrial revolution millenia before it happened irl and everything would be epic right now

>>82173482
There was this intern in my company. 20yo and he always wore suits that were too big for him. He was a labrador boyfriend (thats what my daughter told me) because he was always happy smiling and his blonde hair was always messy. We had grill parties and he would always come in very short shorts. Man how often I jerked in the toilets thinking about him.

don't forget only the west part of the empire fell in the dark ages, the east held on to 1453 and would have held out longer if the west had helped properly.

Bifag here. Sometimes i think about how in high school i was i could have gotten laid from half a dozen girls but i was just too autistic to pick up signals. I love that men are just so much more up front i dont gotta infer shit. Although its totally more a me needing shit spelt out. I turned down a girl telling me i could whatever i want to her for 3 hours (basically anything besides fucking without a rubber) but i felt like she didnt really want it for some reason. Yes im retarded.

>>82173572
Rome still would have collapsed and any progress it made into the industrial revolution would have been reset by lack of need of the of mass production
>>82173577
Or just if venice didn't sack Constantinople in the crusades. Venice is completely to blame for ottoman expansion into europe.

Take away faggots rights to be disgusting faggots

>>82173592
basically what I was getting at. If the Germans had helped the Byzantines instead of trying to christanize the baltic. I'll give the spanish a pass for the reconquestita since that was originally christian visagoth land.

>>82172862
>>82172842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNxzFPTA1y4&list=RDlNxzFPTA1y4&start_radio=1

We need to upload ourselves into computers so we can eliminate sexual urges then and only then will humanity reach any actual progress.

currently in the process of pouring a months worth of piss jugs down the toilet
next i will start picking the garbage up from the floor and putting it in bags

need bf to constantly push away by asking him why he likes me and talking about how much of a loser I am and how he deserves better

helpful tip: you can cut out the middleman and piss directly into the toilet

>>82173640
This will not be enough to deter me unlovable pathetic losers are kinda kino

Even in my darkest of days never once I have piss bottled. Completely disgusting.

>>82173652
Meow is my piss bottle yay

I think id kill to have a bf who doesnt mind how needy i am

>>82173576
Thats how he looked like lmao
>>82173640

>>82173611
Hell even if the Austrians were competent a couple centuries later it would have been restored as the greek empire.

>>82173709
or if Britain and France hadn't helped the ottomans during the crimeian war. vgh what could have been.

I don't think you can have certain type of sex if you love your bf. I don't think you would want to be rough and degrading during sex even if he wanted that. How can you treat someone you love like that?

You love and want him so much passion overwhelms you and you become more of an animal than man. Only if he wants it like that too.

Being a human makes you more than an animal. You are ale to control your urges and if you can't treat your bf with respect I don't think you deserve one.

>>82173776
yeah, besides it's an instant turn off if a guy gets off on choking me or something along those lines
Like yeah physically hurting me gets your dick hard, that's totally not going to go south later down the line when just choking won't be enough for you.

>>82173840
hot, I'd love to get banged by them while their wife watches, knowing she can't compete.

>too old and ugly to be a bottom
>don't have a big enough dick to be a top
it's over.

>>82173641
sometimes (everytime) i dont have the energy to do that ok?

Even a gincel like me needs some off time from the doomposting. yet the fakecels never tire. the fakecels spread their jewish lies day and night.

>>82167320
to prove this poste false, i will now publicly offer my hand in marriage to the first lonely robot who'll reply to this thread.
you'll quickly see how even in the remote event someone replied, they'd still turn down my offer.
another day, another fakecel exposed.

reply to this post i meant

ive finished cleaning, now i will take a shower and then my metamorphosis will be complete

I have skipped lunch and will have a modest dinner. I will lose weight and save money. I cannot eat out again until next week.

realistically I give it maybe 1-2 days because I'm pigging out on mcdonalds or burger king again

None of you deserve a bf honestly with how you behave

>>82173776
I could go on and explain how sadism is an expression of love and obsession as well but I don't think you'd listen.

>>82174012
dont worry ill never get one

This fent got me moving like a claymation figure

>>82173840
And? Thats a problem for you?

>>82173910
>the ai wife cuck poster returns
Least needed reboot ever

>>82174221
What's the most needed reboot

u get ur fbf and hes like bitch im the reincarnation of jeffrey dahmer im gonna kill you

>>82173845
But you love it don't you, you little slut
>>82174012
That pic is so hot
>>82174022
Yes wanting to hurt things that you love and degrade someone is true love uh huh

>>82174235
Bunnymutt and dutchie. Their dynamic is funny to watch.

>>82174221
I actually post here all the time, you just don't know it 80% of the time.
I have like 2 or 3 infamous identities on this thread already.

>>82174264
You're mixing personalities up uh oh fake r9gayer alert

Needless to say, I shall take my leave, and return once married men or cucking women gets mentioned again.

none of these guys know, i am a big deal on r9g

>>82174012
you are delusional if you still think "deserving" something by your arbitrary standards means anything.

>>82174022
sadismmmm
its so unlikely to find anyone actually in it tho

>>82174374
You in particular deserve a bullet to the skull for being a spammy retard low thumos krautcel midget with shit taste in films

oh fuck my thumos is so low i havent been retardmaxxing like normal lately

>tfw no bf to help me carry stuff from the store
my arm hurts

i should buy a mannequin

unironically getting a mannequin sounds like a really good idea
has anyone else thought of this

>>82174475
Yeah, a buff one would be great, I'd dress it in cute outfits and get married to it like a mentally ill jap.

>>82174401
Yeah it's mostly people into masochism, but they do exist.

>>82174292
I meant bosnian bunny

>>82174417
Based but have we confirmed he is kraut? I agree on everything else so true king

Feet posting is high thumos but no one posted cute boyfeet in ages

>>82174417
that's why I don't own firearms. you were exposed as a fakecel already, you've already demonstrated your own low thumos.

>>82174536
one day you will regret your merciless bullying. beware of my rage.

>>82174553
How am I bullying you? Don't get mad at me I'm easily scared

>>82174538
I'm truecel truegay talking to a fakecel fakegay(You)

>>82174569
meant to reply to >>82174513 . my apologies.
>>82174584
you're a fraud. you have a boyfriend meanwhile I do not. cease your lies already.

>>82174012
Yeah, none of these other gaycels deserve the angelic bottom holes they so covet. I wish all gaycels were nice and gentlemanly like me

>>82173776
What if your boyfriend is a masochist and enjoys it? You're doing something he enjoys

What kinda ride does r9g have

>>82174853
Bicycle with NAMbLA sticker on it

truck with MGTOW and furry stickers

sometimes I'll get lonely and try reaching out to meet new people on the internet and get reminded that 99.99% of people aren't worth talking to. I can't find relief.

I BLAST TIGER PRAWNS OUT OF MY FUCKING EYES FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!?!

>>82174846
Masochists are the way that they are because they don't love themselves and think they don't deserve any better and because of self esteem issues. I would make my bf learn to love himself but also I'm not attracted to such types.

>>82174853
I would kill myself if I ever had that many slogans on my bike. Toxic rainbowsexuality deserves all the hate that it gets

My fat neet ass just popped the button on my shorts. I feel like shit now. Am I even gaining weight instead of losing it? I guess I should get to goodwill and try and get some more shorts, I'm down to like 3 pairs now.

Oh I'm so pathetic and fat and a loser and my mom is dead look at me eat all he food I want while not doin anything I dnt want and having money I can spend however I like without earning it. Oh feel bad for me. Pxlschizo please suck my cock off and defend me with your hairy wallposts again.

>>82175025

I'm just blogposting because I have no one else to talk to, can't you just let me have it?

>>82174853
I wanted to put a shitload of stickers on my future car but this is making me reconsider it.
As you could deduce, I don't have a ride yet but I'd love to get a tiny green car maybe with more colors depending on how hard DIY car painting is.

>>82174853
2006 dodge charger, silver

>>82174992
>>82175051
can you tell me whats wrong with it

>>82174818
I'm a gaycel bottom though so not looking for any holes. i'm also much nicer and gentlemanly than you, once tamed. your status is questionable.

>>82175051
you can pick less retarded stickers

what college should I go to, to meet the most amount of mop-haired guys possible?

I have no bumper stickers on my car, doing so hurts the resale value because they don't come off right half the time. Plus my political opinions are no one's business but my own.

>>82175000
Having sex can burn calories you know

>>82175068
It screams I take it up the ass. It's attention whore-y. It's way too many stickers which is never a good thing. It's also a literal caricature of a faggot with all the dumb slogans. The type of guy to worship minorities and has sex with 20 guys a week.

>>82175068
Not enough political stickers

>>82175091
Some sort of humanities major

>>82175091
There weren't any guys like that in my engineering major 2015-2019

>>82175091
CS albeit most of them will have to be prevented from trooning out

>>82175123
i just think it looks really aesthetic and if i knew someone with a car like that id think they were cool

>>82175068
The stickers just scream "underage tranny that repeats "be gay do crime" over and over but will have a mental breakdown the second their mom asks them to clean their room"
>"I swing both ways violently with a bat"
Same person will completely fall apart at the seams the second you don't agree with all their goofy ass political views
>"Reject capitalism"
Unless capitalism gives you a bunch of shitty stickers I guess
You're asking what's wrong with it so I give a detailed summary beyond "It's goofy as shit" I presume, needless to say I do not believe people like this are old enough to have a driver's license.

>>82174992
Don't let it drink the penis collider

>>82175113
I've covered wars, y'know.

my pet slug

look how cute he is

Would you approach a guy with a NAMbLA sticker on his car?

>>82175342
>>82175351
that's fucking awesome anon but the fact that you don't have some kind of enclosure for him makes me wonder if he's really a pet or if he just got into your house somehow

>>82175357
I wouldn't have to approach guys that have NAMbLA stickers because I look like the "b" but of legal age, so unless they get off to the illegality of it, I'd be a hit with them if I didn't have a moral compass.

>>82175342
Ugly slime creature

>>82175369
be my legal shota bf please and do all my kinky roleplay fantasy.

>>82175420
If you pay for my awesome opiate addiction, gladly.

i could post a photo of my toes but it would mentally scar you all for life

why does everyone say 2 words and then ghost, wtf is wrong with people, are they really able to read my entire personality and decide they don't want to know me within three lines of conversation

i don't think anyone will ever love the way that they loved

>>82175571
https://torontosun.com/news/world/did-sex-rock-couple-in-parked-car-to-their-doom-off-brazil-cliff

>>82175598
maybe them. but i still don't know actually

I think my finger booboo might be infected so off to the doctor I go

>>82175614
realistically Jonah how has the new UK online censorship/age verification thing effected you?

Meow gibs me attent

>>82175678
In all seriousness? not much, I don't use the internet without a vpn regardless. it's still very scary to see the government acting the way they do. When they outlaw vpns i'll be concerned because i'm way too lazy to create my own but i have screenshots of an article saved.

>>82175367
good job detective
he is free now

Me and jonah had a good time at the club right?

>>82175780
no idea what you're talking about and i never go to clubs but sure!

>>82175746
Is he one of those slugs that appear outdoors at night?

>>82175831
no he appeared in my room
here is my pet spider
i have so many friends

>>82175856
>loves spiders
I'd propose to you but that requires you being my bf first.

>>82175856
Clean your floor please

Got antibiotics for my finger God bless the white man's medicine

>>82176240
Are antibiotics less effective on darker specimens?
imagine how cool that'd be

>>82169740
i don't live in nyc, i can only see it. well, i could take the train in for three bucks, but what's there to do? they charge for all the museums now.

>>82175725
do you vote?

>still no bf
this is dumb poop i hate

my new friend said i am handsome tho (he straight)

If I put a NAMbLA sticker on my car and someone approached me I would probably panic even if they seemed to be safe

>>82176783
arter they approach you what do you think would happen

I bought Genshin tarot cards while I was away in the city and it came with a book of the card art very cool desu

>>82173930
Let's marry

My sister is apparently a lesbian. Our family name dies with us I guess

>>82176918
my sister said she was a lesbian 10 yrs ago and i was like "i dont think you are" and she got really mad but i was right cause after 4 years at a womens college she was a "man" who was "gay." but your sister didnt necessarily moon over the weedy guy from bbc's merlin all day.

>>82176918
fuck he's hot, I really love his fuzzy tummy

>>82177051
I think my sister is probably an actual lesbian. I've always kind of suspected it. My earliest memory of her is of her swooning over the tiger woman from Kung Fu Panda. I'm not surprised at all. I just think it's funny that our name is basically confirmed to be dead

Any bf who's into older guys but in a healthy way?

did we do anything for wplace r9gayboys

>>82177331
you will be sperm donating to your sister's wife before you know it

>>82177427
I'm not particularly into older guys but I end up getting along the best with older millennials because of my interests. Unfortunately most of them reject me because of zoomerphobia

Are you a le wrong generation zoomer or just like our stuff? What in particular do you like?

>>82177627
there are a few intolerable things, like crocs to the shops, worming in bed, fuzzy clothes...maybe you did none of these but i dont know if i can believe you. there is just this weirdly geriatric quality, like eustace bangs in his chair with the channel changer.

>>82177508
i looked and they left a space in my section of the neighborhood almost like theyre waiting for me. i dont feel like doing anything though

>>82177508
My town has a neat ralsei art and nearby ones have cool stuff too
Too lazy to participate tho

>>82177614
I don't think I'd be happy with a surrogate even with twin sister shenanigans. I would want my son to share both mine and my husbands DNA, it would be difficult to settle for anything less. But I could be persuaded, maybe.

I've been drawing a lot, sorry for not posting much here! pic unrelated

>>82177427
I'm scared of men my age due to getting bullied for years, and I find older men more attractive.

>>82178201
mine has a bunch of I'm guessing undertale art. Surprising since it's just a generic midwest smaller city.

>>82177508
I left some pixel art in my hometown, first one to do it too :p
I already daydreamt finding a bf on there, meeting up with him and marrying him in my head so now I don't have to put effort into doing it in real life :D

undertale, pokemon, gay flags. that seems to be the majority. i do like that someone nearby appreciates axew at least

It is at least refreshing to know my area has other weebs, fags and other online people, even if they are likely underage.

>>82170865
How cute, faganon.

everyone being underage is good that means i dont have to groan about bad taste

>coffee milk
>handful of lifesavers
its on

Shower tonight then store tommrow for more food to cook, in the morning so I can't get any fast food on the way back.

I will at least break my fast food habit and go back to once a week as a treat, no more. Just doing that will save so much money.

in your experience how many guys that you encounter day-to-day end up being gay? percentage-wise?

>>82178502
considering i am the only guy i encounter any day... 97%?

100% when I look in the mirror when home alone

>>82178502
I have seen a grand total of one openly gay couple. Another a few who's set off my likely barely functional gaydar. But on a day to day basis no, enough so that when I do it's memorable.

gonna need one of you smelly dummies to step up to the plate and be my bf

i jerked off before bed and havent showered yet but im going to in like 20 mins sorry

I shower every day and wear deodorant and cologne.

>>82178502
I think my neighbor might be gay, but I haven't seen him lately
>>82178555
I already showered this morning alas

Trying to flex your hygiene in a den of miscreants huh

>>82178578
i shower 5 or 6 days a week and wear deodorant

ok stop showering for me anon

I shower once a week (optional) and never wear deodorant or cologne. I am a stinkmaxxing neet.

i only shower ever 2 or 3 days in the summer or i start to get heat rashes. i just have to smell a little. i'm like a sheep.

my room is extremely cold because of central ac

>>82178637
Now this is flexing

Thankfully it looks like there is one more week of 90+ weather ahead and then it cools back down. I think I survived another hellish summer and can relax in the comfy fall temps soon enough.

why even live if i don't have a bf who will talk cute with me when i'm really sleepy

AC and fan on while I eat bagels and decompress wearing an oversized hoodie

do people eat plain untoppinged bagels

>>82178718
Lol that doesnt happen after a while. You just call each other stinky over and over then kiss and fall asleep

>>82178918
i want that one even more

>>82178835
a lot of andies just eat bread or rolls its part of why theyre so skinny

idiots paying to cool your whole house when you could just balance an icecube on your head like i am

>>82173776
how can you say you love someone if you don't want to choke them and punch their tummy?

i will make you degrade me and be rough during sex, ez solution

>>82178970
I could degrade you on here but no sex you stinky fag

>>82178975
:( stop be mean anon

I really need to stop jerking off so much. Its about to be 4 times today. I think i average 3 on days i dont work and 1.5 on days i do

Idle hands do the devil's work
Can't wait until porn is officially banned and coomers all rope or go back to boomer playboy mags

i don't jerk off very often. kinda wish i had a bf to jerk off with

I do about 1 a day which should be pretty good for my age

>>82179069
I'm at the coomer level where I learned how to draw my own spicy art if ever needed

>>82179128
Oh god, that sound so adorable.
I am so doing that when I get a bf.

>>82178955
i eat the ice cube

>>82179152
i did too, the drips were running into my mouth.

stinky coomer drawfag bf

clean chaste musicfag bf

what is the gaybot opinion on moustaches?

>>82179218
always judged on a case by case

>>82179218
should have hair on chin or jaw too

>>82179218
I am unfortunately very attracted to sleazystaches

>>82179250
Actually after reviewing google images there were some very hot actors that were mustache only, so I agree with >>82179248
I have never seen a mustache-only gigachad irl however

>>82179272
i like this, but the guys i see with them irl dont live up. theyre like sloppy looking.

Do you even love your boyfriend if you dont have the primal desire to animalistically rape him

I don't like facial hair and have none personally

>>82179280
facial hair is probably the hardest thing to talk about generally there is too much variance too many things to consider

>>82179069
>he doesn't have an archive that has been built up over the years and stored locally
ngmi

>>82179322
i used to do this, but then i was like, do i really want to be that guy?

>>82179314
im have never been primal or animalistic in me entire life

i lost my 19yo youtube channel just before this nonsense too

guys help, i've accidentally enjoyed trap music
[garrus groove]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COeaHDal-e4

>>82179457
it wasnt bad but i probably wont listen to it again

i hope i get the balls to kill myself soon

Helium is painless

beginning to notice all of my foot cramps occur while im carrying stuff up or down the stairs

all of my WORST foot cramps. i get them while lying down sometimes too though its extremely rare nowadays

>>82176815
Post more mutt-kun

>>82177879
What a schizophrenic reply to anons post

>>82178693
Use normal units scum

>>82179038
I do this on days I don't work too but it's once a week and it's because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. It will all change soon.

>>82179218
Always a bad thing. Guys should be clean shaven.

>>82180363
Those are the normal units, dumbass.

Raidou is fun, more fun than I thought, definitely not regretting the purchase. Gaming has been fun lately despite limitations.
I tried to watch city the animation and I just couldn't get into it tho I think younger me would probably watch it. I still love that nichijou art style. Maybe anime has to be really good or full of action for me to watch it these days.

>>82180905
is Raidou a SMT? I've only played Persona

>>82179939
Using helium is retarded though. They rarely even sell helium without oxygen in it. There are a billion other better ways

My tummy hurts so freaking much oof

turn-based RPGs like SMT are hard for me to get into; they can be such a commitment and i'm bad at party strategizing :c
that said i want to try dragon quest sometime... also MMOs don't count as they're the opposite of turn-based but i love those
>>82180905 first i've heard of raidou! I'll check it out

MY TUMMY HURTS SO MUCH IM GOING TO KILL MY SELF

poor anon, he died of tummy

nothing can entertain me anymore. i can feel that im only being distracted

>>82181638
https://voca.ro/1d7qPmnxtYWe

>>82181170
Thats a symptom of hiv virus. You need to go to the hospital right away. HIV isnt fatal, lots of guys get it by choice just to get it out of the way so they can sleep around without worrying about it.

>>82181651
https://voca.ro/120dUDX5G7wI

>>82181711
https://voca.ro/127NLGDT4vsg

>>82181746
https://voca.ro/1lqMH0RrEWji

>>82180956
It's made by same guys so I assume it's connected tho I'm not up to the lore.
>>82181078
Relatable (most of the time)
>>82181084
Raidou isn't a turn based game, it's arpg which is superior in every way and why I decided to play it. It has many difficulty modes so you can always use that if you're struggling. I agree and relate tho.
>MMO
I only play single players or co op with friends tho. I can't imagine playing large games with a bunch of strangers like that.

>>82181638
Voice posting whores at it again. Aren't you that faggot who allegedly had a bf who saw your voiceWHORING and called you out in this thread?

>>82179218
Ive grown one this year.

>>82181850
balatro bowser is a fake

>>82181894
What a great incel you are, mommy must be so proud!

>>82180382
Im just always somewhat horny. Im in my mid 20s so i thought that would calm down but no

where is my smelly bf who will wake up in the morning from me sniffing him

>>82182024
Porn addict freak

>>82182028
:( this hurt my feelings

pls be nice to the porn addict chronic masturbator he has feelings too

>>82182101
*pets you and pinches your cheek*

>>82182112
yaay :)

went to the store and I'm 80 bucks poorer but feel like I got nothing there. Of course I did need cat food and litter for the 9.

>>82182174
good boy, your feelings are important <3

fat neet boys would like some headpats and cheek pinches too, maybe...

8am the perfect time to go to sleep and piss off my mom, gf, best friend, sister, cat

>>82181971
You have countless other threads to whore yourself out yet you don't do it because there is nothing special about you and you're not interesting enough to stand out so you come to this place to extract attention from desperate losers

>>82182112
If I had a bf I would love to stretch and squish his face like that all the time while he talks

>>82182241
didn't read this, but these threads are always populated by like the same 5 boring ass losers (you being one of them) and i improve the thread instantly by posting in it, SORRY but maybe cry harder so i can cum?

this guy really wants to talk to his discord friends

>>82181170
Poor gay :((
I've been there too, my tummy sometimes hurts and I poop blood, but I'm happy because I can get prescribed opiates.

>>82181638
B-But it was my first time posting in /r9gay/ in years...
Faaah.. I'm sorry..

>>82176577
I do. But I regret voting for Labour which is what I voted for in the past general election.
>>82179218
They're not too bad. Can be quite cute but just depends on the face they're on.
>>82179928
Please don't..
>>82182323
I love my little friends in my little discord app even if I rarely use it anymore.

>>82182350
well OBVIOUSLY i wasn't talking about you baka
-__-
BLEHHHH!!!!!

Felt pretty seriously about killing myself today. Maybe I just get a part time job to buy an exit mask?
In other words, I really need twinky dork kisses, hugs and pats

Homosexuality is a pathetic fetish

>>82182303
>general threads are populated by same anons
Brilliant. Guess who keeps them alive.
>i improve the thread instantly by posting in it
No your attention whoring doesn't improve anything and not every change is good. Baka, moron

I'm a bishit and you can't do anything while I go and jerk it to cute femboys.

>>82182514
If not for the fact you probably live on a different continent, I'd save you.

>>82182644
Why would anyone want to stop you? There is probably a few that want to join you

>>82182572
you just love me and want me for yourself and im not interested btw

>>82182644
but do you self insert as the femboy

>>82182705
No, I want to fuck the femboys. So not only am I bi, I'm a top too.

got mad at my team in bf6 and slammed my desk and shrieked really loud and forgot that i had my window open oops

if you wont let him go through your unlocked phone and computer youre not real bfs

What if he finds my porn folder, that's gonna be embarassing...

>>82182716
It could be worse. You could be black.
>>82182721
it happens, i do it all of the time too anon. embrace it, your neighbors can all get fucked.
>>82182722
no, i wouldn't let anyone go through my phone regardless and i wouldn't want anyone to go through mine. what's mine is mine, what's yours is yours.

>>82182730
>>82182744
embarrassing how? whats so embarrassing you cant show it to your bf?
youre not cheating are you?

I'm straight but I want to have hard sex with twinks and maybe cuddle with them after we are done. But I would also ignore them if we would meet in public.

What now?

what is your personal definition of twink

if someone saw my porn folder or my twitter i use to look at porn i would kill myself

>>82182764
I'd never cheat personally. I just don't think that partners should really snoop through each others phones or belongings, it shows a lack of trust and at that point if you can't trust your partner there's no point of even being in the relationship. What's mine is mine and whats theirs is theirs.

>>82182768
Then you're not really straight. Straight men typically don't want to fuck other men do they?

inb4 it's not gay if you're the one doing the fucking.

>>82182771
Young, not much body hair, lean idk what else. A twink is a twink
>>82182790
Twinks are not really man (yet)

>>82182730
true, It's not anything messed up (I think) but he'd never live it down, he'd make fun of my ass for it whenever possible.

>>82182795
And yes this is also true

>>82182797
They walk like men, look like men and have cocks like other men. They're men and you're a faggot.

>>82182779
it cant possibly be that bad but you are open to impress us
>>82182782
guy with 0 boundaries whos chill with u reading his txts vs guy who freaks out if u look at his phone
i might have trust issues but i prefer the 2nd by a lot
>>82182795
>>82182804
its *only* gay if you are the one doing the fucking

>>82182807
oops i mean i prefer the 1st life failure mistake kms

>>82182805
No its not like >muh I love man or cocks its more low key like hey I wanna fuck this young twink just to release pressure nothing more
>>82182807
Nah if you get fucked you are the gay one

>>82182831
anyone can get fucked, only a gay man can maintain an erection and fuck another man

>>82182863
No the man doing the fucking can just be horny but lets agree on that if you get fucked AND you get an erection then you are gay

So yeah anyway I just wanted to say I want to fuck twinks despite being straight

>>82182934
there is a possibility the twink is straight but you will always be gay

That twink bit gets really funny after getting repeated for 1000th time

>>82180325
he didnt say anything back cause i was right croc baby

>>82182410
so are you going to that "Your Party" convention? a sharp young man such as yourself could find himself in a position of power with just a few of the right words at such a thing. chaos is a ladder, as one of you said.

>>82182807
Freaking out? That's a bad sign for me personally. I just wouldn't want my partner to go through mine like I don't want to go through theirs. But I understand your point completely
>>82182895
No, I wouldn't fuck a woman just because I'm horny. I don't think I could even get it up to fuck a woman.
>>82183292
I'm not too sure yet. I think the Labour party needs some major changes for it. Conservative I wouldn't vote at the moment because they're just as bad and sloppy. Reform party is a bunch of grifting arseholes and Nigel is brown nosing the amerifag poligrifters so that's an absolute no. As far as 'Your Party' goes, there's not too much out there on them apart from the brief statement on their website which sounds promising so far apart from the statement about immigrants. Maybe for the next general election I'll just abstain from voting full stop and hope and pray for the best but this country is probably doomed sadly.

>>82183344
the whole point of "your party" is that basically everyone says what you're saying, that's why they're having an open convention at which all policies will be voted on. you shouldnt be such an ass to newcomers but its not like youre in america where such a view is contrary to our founding principles. rather than a traitor it just makes you kind of a dick.

>>82183445
The point is that they're trying to consolidate the paki child rapist vote so that labour can't save their seats by planting 5 different independent candidates in the areas that have been colonised, you have zero understanding of the state of British politics which I can't blame you for since you're American but you shouldn't run your mouth if you don't know shit

>>82183475
which party meetings do you run your mouth at then?

>>82183445
I'm aware that Your Party is a party where all policies will be voted on but in their mission statement they quite literally state about how immigrants are not the problem. And they're right about them not being the main problem but they're definitely a HUGE problem plaguing British society at the moment. They act unruly and uncivilised and are quite literally a pest. It's not being 'an ass to newcomers' it's the fact that one of the things they stand for I don't agree with at all. pic rel of their statement

Mosley wouldn't stand for this shite lads.. we live in a period

>>82183479
Going to party meetings right now is a fool's game unless you're in favour of stuffing the country with infinity browns, if you aren't then the only game in town is Reform and they're at the whim of Farage who is a retarded grifter but will be unable to effectively control candidate selection for the sheer number of seats they are inevitably going to win, and seeing that the only decent politicians we have at the moment are those which came to prominence through that exact mechanism I will be voting for them unless there is some unprecedented major shake up between now and the next election

>>82183535
i suppose you should make your own party, then. you could also go sit in the corner, which appears to be your intention.

>>82183497
the problem you describe seems rather small, which is that you want more policing and ticketing of unsociable behavior, and real consequences for repeat offenders. i think you're far from alone in that, and it's certainly something you could voice at such a meeting.

>>82183556
There are plenty of promising small outfits on the British right but none of them will be general election ready by 2029, it's the long game

I found some old notes from my bf. They are from a while ago right before we hit a rough patch. Things have been great for a while now but i read some stuff i wish i hadnt. I want to bash my head against a wall

>>82180307
It's pretty cool, each card art was done by a different artist

>>82183580
Post fucking mouche already and don't beat around the bush

First run in a while because finally not crazy hot. I feel amazing. I need a shower now. Then I can rest and game :>

So far I'm keeping my diet and not getting fast food. I wonder how long until I can lose some weight.

>>82183654
Tragically he's not in the art book, but I like his card and Lyney's

So long and good night
So long not good niiiight

>>82183571
so youre gonna do nothing but bitch here then? thanks for being honest

>>82183750
https://voca.ro/13Atr8emaCjD

He only had 4k subs, all Ls, no dubs, no love

>>82183842
how about you watch the news tonight and find out big boy

Some of the best things in my life came from unlikely chance events and it's crazy to think how different things would've turned out if someone who doesn't browse this board didn't happen to be here on that day years ago and decided to add me. Sometimes things line up perfectly.

I wish I wasnt a stupid zoomer
https://youtu.be/cjsg4eCE1y4

>>82183895
https://voca.ro/117qMKskyLaR

I have MCR pajama pants

I want to go back to the days of sitting on the bus coming home from HS listening to MCR on my shitty CD player that chewed through batteries like candy.

>>82183987

damn it don't make me relive my emo days again.

There is no bigger red flag than wearing a belt with no holes

I wish I could go back and be a proper emo kid instead of the poser I was in reality.

Im so glad Im not a poser

I wish I could go back and walk around punching emos in the face

>>82184177
>twink rock
please shit and die

stop gendering every fucking thing you nasty little rotters

>>82184177
people who were born while you were doing this can use this board btw

In my case holding hands would have been dangerous because the gangster types that sat nearby would have surely bashed us.

TND is justified then

>>82184234

these were Hispanic and white.

>>82184241
Point still stands as white people can be niggers

>>82184234
TND is an existential matter

gaybot datamining
>Race
>Height
>Weight
>Hair Color
>Hair Texture
>Eye Color
>Penis Size
>Body Count
>Hobbies/Interests

FBI already has this info on me

>>82184260
do not think I shall be answering this except to reiterate that I am a White man like all robots (maybe some japs can be too but they have better places to post)

>>82183344

Jonah UGHHH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POST NAKED PICS

>>82184225
i'd'a had a knife in my high top converse

Kinda annoying to need specific types of demons to do certain things but you fused the little shit and now you don't have any demons of that order and have to waste time looking for another one and also going from a place to place to "investigate" gets a bit boring as well after a while and random battles are not what I want when I wanna complete an investigation. I'm like 3 hours in...

>>82184392
what does this one let you do?

https://youtu.be/d51RA6YH_uQ
This is how I imagine Mark Zuckerberg acts

>>82184339
I will never, ever, ever post naked pictures of myself.

>>82184663
>I am professor bug
>Professor bug, that is my name
>I am professor bug

>Most people don't like evil.
>But I think it's fun! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
This is freaked up.

>fap to dicks
>go to bed fantasizing about sucking dick and making guys cum in my mouth
>remember i am old and ugly and nobody would want their dick sucked by me
>be depressed and get hardly any sleep
>wake up and feel ashamed for being an ugly, old, deranged porn addicted prison gay faggot who's obsessed with dicks
>depressed for the day
>fap to dicks at night
repeat until i die.

can i cum in ur mouth pretty please

>>82185074
you would not be able to get hard. maybe if it was a glory hole and you pretended a cute twink or femboy was on the other end and not me. being an ugly masculine man with the sexuality of a submissive bottom is a curse. i didn't ask for this.

I dislike when monkeys on games will talk shit but won't take it to another platform. I can't talk shit there I will get Banned. It's not Fair.

It's my God given right to scream nigger on CS voice chat, it says so in the Bible
I miss early 2000s multiplayer zoomer bros.. we're getting old

>>82185153
zoomers were literal babies or not even born yet in the early aughts. shit i'm 33 and even i was a kid in the early aughts.

>>82185163
I'm turning 24 this year unc I remember the good old days just fine

>>82185179
i never was one to talk on voice chat in general so i didn't really talk during the days when people could shit talk like crazy. in fact i always muted voices and had my profile private since i don't like being bullied or bullying people.

>>82185109
uhh thats like the whole point of being a fag not everyone is prisongay, i enjoy a nice ugly fucker every once and a while

>>82185221
>i enjoy a nice ugly fucker every once and a while
why lie? i already told you i was demoralized and depressed about never being bottom material.

can't believe grindrs ceo is jewish

>>82185065
If I ever get ugly and start balding I'm going prison straight. Being gay is only meant for cute twinks

>>82185065
stop fappeng

>>82185179
you were born in 2001 so its highly unlikely you remember anything from before 2005 at the earliest. so no, you didnt experience the "early aughts." they were great though. there was shrek.

I grew up poor so I know what VCRs are

Imagine pxl vocaroo where he chants spells in latin like a madman that he is

Meow I'm a dumb pig whore yay story meow

>>82184704

Why do you hate everyone here or smth

>>82185325
quid est quod voles muto?

>>82185136
You just have to not say the n word. Or just bait them and report them

home cooked burgers or another frozen pizza? As long as it isn't fast food.

im making cabbage tonight

These threads are always so creepy

Who's these threads

Ooh I want a bf are you shivering yet so spoopy yikes!

Frozen pizza might be cheaper than take out but it's certainly not any better for me. Oh well maybe the fact I'm cutting down on other food will help. Or maybe I'll speed run the beetus.

it's time for a shower unfortunately