squeezing big mussels edition

>>82175045 (OP)
fairly sure i saw purple aki once, didnt go anywhere near him obviously even though even back then i was too old and skinny for him

Going to a festival tomorrow for the weekend but it's going to be so hot and crowded it will surely be uncomfy

>>82175078
green man?

*puts the fries in the bag*

Why is chika so sensitive about his medical condition? Perfectly normal for anal sex participants

>>82175104
>his medical condition?
Male pattern baldness?

Wooty training went well. Just secured them Brasseries me. Might as well.

>>82175084
Nah just a small local one but has some pretty well known bands though so should be a laugh. Not big on camping but have been before and isn't one of those super corporate ones at least, so is a bit more low key.

>Goes clubs and bars
>Goes volunteering
>Goes footy training
How does anyone say HHL is autistic again? Guy is an outgoing social legend

>>82175045 (OP)
Fucking hell these editions are getting worse and worse what the fuck is wrong with you tards

thanks to the anon who just reminded me to rewatch Louie for the first time in probs a decade

>>82175088
i've got one of them too, too dense for the qmee farm sadly

>>82175118
That too but I mean the other one

>>82175045 (OP)
gis a squeeze

>>82175129
Nothing better than a couple of cold ones after physical exercise

>>82175177
Mines only good for putting shopping trolleys back in their holding bay. He used to have dreams for working at Lidl's but he was too slow on the tills and would get flustered with the change in there. Not right to see their dreams scuppered.

>>82175161
purple aki is a british folklore legend

Finish off the previous thread you lazy bastids

>>82170799
>>82170799

>>82175159
Prolly cuz hes a spastic cuz... Also jealousy

For over a year I've been having sex with my friend's girlfriend.

Nu breadinghams is it

Very well

Alright dossers?

sent from my boxroom (Gibraltar).

>>82175507
How do I, as a mong with over 30K of debt, get a box room in Gibralty?

sexually-active woman mocks me for a lack of sex, that's fine
i mock the fact that she cannot have children, and that's pure waterworks, "you don't go there, mate..." type shit?

>>82175261
its always sad when such lowly dreams are denied

>>82175530
Have a mum and dad who move there

>>82175563
That's a tough sell. Wanna hook up for a green card?

I was planning to play a bit of Traveller's Rest but it just doesn't feel right to play it at this hour. I'll watch some Youtubes instead.

Ordered in three more Blu-ray imports.
>birdman of alcatraz
>pretty baby
>the miracle worker
Pretty Baby is a bit controversial due to having an underage Brooke Shields highly sexualised. Seen it years ago on Netflix.

>>82175688
Always knew you were a nonce. That's a classic nonce film.

Shitty editions used to be ignored. Sad.

Happy days are here again. Waiting on the OG playsrarion to try the game. Case is broke.

>>82175762
What are all those doohickeys?

>>82175777
They transmit the sugma to the Playstation

>>82175800
Not falling for that one liddy I grew up with the PS1 I know what it's AV cable looks like.

>>82175807
Damnit you could've let me have that little win

>>82175814
Sorry lid I am genuinely curious what they are, no time for joking around. They should rerelease the old GTA games on modern consoles. I liked the London expansion.

>>82175762
All of it?
Fishing bite alarms (let you know when a fish takes the bait). Delkim (proper good)
The coloured doohickies are small weighted things to show you there's a fish biting at/takes your bait.
The thin things (snag ears) are so the rod doesn't fall of if the rod veers off to the side on a bite.
GTA original, that's badarse that is.

Replacing items that got sold (not by me).

I made a purple aki astaja a while back, got a few edits of him another lad did using me template o aye

>>82175825
I have the London disc, but needed the original to be able to play.it

theres 3 of em, ill just post one tho to not shit up the thread

>>82175850
Let mime squeeze yer tendies

>>82175826
That's bretty interesting actually. Bite alarms, who knew. Is one of them called a bobber?
>>82175866
I thought it was stand alone. So there is a disc swap?
>>82175867
Size of that cunt. Corrrr.

>>82175887
check out this one, THEY tried to hide this picture

>>82175906
Bloody 'ell that's a Kaiju to rival Godzilla himself.

>>82175866
>GRAAAAND THEEEEEFT AAAAAAAAUUTOOOOOO
Loved the ps1 games used to get in a car and drive around as fast as I could and run over as many people as possible. Also those cunts in the light blue shirts that followed each other around. London was good as well, never played the second one though.

>>82175887
Yes, something like that, bobber or bobbin.
I also thought that, as did my friend but everything I look at says it was a disk that needed the original to be able to play. The disk i have says mission pack London 1969. It was almost 30 years ago, and my memory isn't that fmgood, so can't remember really.

Used to buy burned PS1 games from dodgy man behind the supermarket in town to play on my chipped console.

There was also a man on my estate who would sell you burned films and TV Shows and would take requests. He even sent around a list of all the films and shows he had with prices. This was the early 2000s. That lad had some hustle, I remember getting the entire Father Ted of him. He would print out the covers and everything.

i liked the way those GTAs did 'scenes'
just daft lil images with flapping mouths, possibly-one-of-the-programmers going
>listen, roite, some geezer's gone and stitched us up.

very PC-adventure-game-esque.

>>82176066
The originals were great. I know 1, London, and 2 were overhead view, then vice, san Andrea's 4 and 5 were as they are now. Struggling to think if there was a GTA3.

>>82176105
>struggling to think if there was a GTA 3
You taking the piss, lad? The hype for that game on release was mental. It blew my mind back in the day when my older brother got it and I watched him finish it.

>>82176105
>>82176112
yeah 3 was the first of the 3D ones but tbf it hasn't 'aged well', in reality i remember it mostly being foggy. every shop was textures painted on, that sort of thing.

mind you, it did my head in when they added RPG-style "stats". like come on man why am i levelling up my legs by cycling? piss off.

>Haven't been to dentist for 10 years
>Finally bite the bullet and walk into the one nearest to me
>Turns out they opened the books to NHS patients that very day
>Exam finishes, this is all the work I need done

Fucking hate the dentist lads absolutely fuckin hate it. I wish they'd just fucking dose me up with gas and air or stronger so I don't have to be conscious for it all. Had a panic attack midway through my appointment for a cleaning today and had to keep stopping.

>>82176146
Yeah, it looks like shit now but in 2001 it was mindblowing stuff. Full open world you can drive around in, 3D models, voice acting, a proper story etc.
In San Andreas I always enjoy making CJ fat as fuck and sometimes characters will mention it.

>>82176155
see, if you simply hadn't gone, NONE OF THIS would be a problem.

>>82176166
I know lad but I don't want to lose all my fucking teeth by my 40s. Wondering if I could scam some diazepam off the drs before the next appointment.

haven't gone in 5 years and I dont appear to have any cavities or anything

>>82176155
You should be thankful you got on as an NHS patient. My old dentist was taking over (literally) by Pajeets who ran it into the ground so now I don't have a fucking dentist.

>>82176112
I distinctly remember buying it for PC, popping it in the CD tray and being told by the game that my graphics card was too shit to play it. Devastated I was. I've actually never played it.

>>82176173
I'm honestly amazed this is all I need done after such a long time.
>>82176174
It's some fuckin divine intervention lad. Literally get a next day appointment the day they open the books and I didn't have a clue when I wandered in. All this work in total is gonna cost me just over 100. The private cost was 110 squid just for an initial exam. God fucking bless R NHS.

>>82176184
Kek, that's shit. PC Gaming back in the day was bollocks with sound cards and all that too. Maybe they still do Sound Blasters, I've been a console mong for ages now. Played a lot of Quake 3 back then though.

>>82176199
No NHS dentists open near me at all now. Luckily I got all my work free before the Pajeets took over. I'm not just being racist either, I went for one check up with them and every staff member was suddenly Indian and they were all speaking Indian in front of me. Very weird fucking vibes.

The brap that shook the world

>>82176243
The title of Chika's autobiography?

>>82176155
>5 fucking cavities
Why dont white people brush their teeth?

>>82176236
How's the quality of service like? And the pricing? I guess it makes sense coz dentistry is proper popular in those countries like India.

>>82176260
Considering how much a bad alky and druggie I was, 5 cavities isn't bad.

>>82176270
Well all the recent reviews on Google are 1 star and people saying they need stricken off, kek.

>>82176304
I think maybe I've gotten extra lucky due to living in Scotland, the health service is much better here than in England. I've had a tonne of free therapy with an actual psychologist too.

alri' there lid
lookin' boss there
been to the wymnasium?
lookin' for an Apu?

>>82176112
>>82176146
Ah yeah, wasn't it a but crap, but vice city was really good.
Going to sleep now, so if you reply and I don't, I'm not being rude.

Think I got wisdom tooth coming in. It hurty. Giving me a headache too.

>>82176437
>Giving me a headache too.
this is caused by it giving you more wisdom, it's a good thing

>>82176448
Mayhap you are correct my bloated, green friend.

Feeling in the move, feeling in the groove. Who wants to make me smooth?

Don't like all the new frens they've bussed into Feel Street. For one; they're not very frenly and two they all gabble on in Finnish and broken English. Went to the Beige Buffet today and the queue was out the door.

>>82176693
spacca are literally flying them in from finland daily and putting them in free hotel rooms. outrageous

>>82176833
They're always on Ribbit posting their wuppa-hauls too. Some of them even have premium teabags and they're eager to flaunt it to the frens back home and that's not to mention how much fast food they seem to always have at all times.
Just not right.

this is all a world in your head
we're on some outsider art shit

Fucking on it me de lids

Knocking back these wokkles now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJCHl7OBLI

Just been called in for voluntary work tomorrow to clean up some Church garden. This is my life now.

I'm a working man

Fuck the lot of ya x

THERE'S ONE LEE NESBITT
ONE LEE NESBITT
THERE'S ONLY ONE LEE NESBITT

>>82177137
grim how you use anime pics now
i remember when you used to be known for your extensive album of apus
not right who've you've thrown your lot in with. the real night lads know the fucking score regarding you x

>>82177117
I'd be asking for a wage if they are asking you to do more mate.

He's not doing voluntary work on his own volition.

>>82177155
Sad little seether

>>82177155

I still post Apus all the time you seether cunt.

Cheers x

I learn to drive soon and get a gf

Fuck the lot x

You all want to keep me a loser in life x

>>82177289
but you reside in assisted living?

Sister snuck another mong in tonight. Fucks sake they're going at it.

>>82177289
Keep sucking off the old codgers in the home. You will never have permission to leave.

I've been held back all my lfie x

Force fake disability on me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

i remember when asked about his history with japanimation, HelperLad said it extended only to Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z.

look, i'm not going to be elitist about this: just watch every Studio Ghibli film up until Spirited Away, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, and give Bleach/Naruto/One Piece a look in.

>>82177289
Only one keeping you down is yourself, mate. Can't blame anyone else for your shortfalls. You're doing good with volunteering though.

Aww mate I just don't think you understand. It's over. The cat's out the fucking box. I used this voluntary work to escape this trap. You failed believing it was a LARP.

>>82177343
You're forgetting Clannad, Kanon and Toradora tbqh.

>>82177345

Fuck off Jack Murray x

>>82177343

Fuck Japan and weebscum

Two nukes weren't enough x

Been bullied and pushed suicides all my life and no one ever stood up for me. Not a single person. I've always fought my corner alone,

I will never forget this x

>>82177354
i was INTENTIONALLY avoiding moeshit, weirder/artsy shit, and mecha. but i guess if i HAD to:
Azumanga Daioh, Serial Experiments Lain, Neon Genesis Evangelion, respectively.

see you in a few weeks HelperLad x

Even when I was bullied badly in school by the B-TECH deanos. I was left to fight that battle alone. Bet most of them went on to live normal lives and have a family. They left me a fucking mess.

It not right.

>>82177386
>azumanga daioh
I see we have a fellow patrician in the thread.

I have a car and I dont have a gf. I don't think girls care if you have a car these days. Having a car is like the bare minimum to being a normal adult.

Helper I love you but you don't half talk some shite when you're drunk.

My school is fucked if I ever go to the media and tell them my story. I call that the nuclear option x

>>82177425
will this story be
>i was bullied at school
and
>the school did not somehow know about, and account for, my autism
?

Could get a wag sorted tonight if I wanted x

so my ONE friend just moved to the area today. and i didn't help her get settled or anything, because i'm an agoraphobic addict shut-in.
but she's super sweet and messaged me saying it's OK and maybe she could come by my flat and just wave at me through the window.

this is...sad, isn't it? i need to get my shit together?

just listening to kings of leon - closer, absolute banger of a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPXBLz8zZPw

FUCK this character

>>82177503
I liked their first album when they were a bit more raw. Spiral Staircase is a tune.

>>82177485
You need to invite her over and get her knickers off.

>>82177546
Corrrrr! Had a crush on her as a kid. Was she the one voiced by Winona Ryder? Or was it Meryl Streep?

Plug not answering his phone. Fuck him.

His loss x

actually Helper, try The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

you know how you're in the Truman Show? everything sorta just revolves around you? think Haruhi would be right up your alley tbqh.

Get her knickers off lad. And when you do give them a good sniff x

More of a Maggot Baits man myself tbqh.

Fuck that faggot

Money stay in my pocket x

Taking over this city me x

>>82177586
You couldn't take over a snail in a race lanky neck.

IDF tried assassinating me tonight x

Heil fucking Hitler x

https://jumpshare.com/s/5sNy5J2A9yqOrIMknB4G

If I go down I'm taking everyone in Sunderland down with me x

I'm a child of Sunderland. No one escapes unscathed x

Fuck America and their Jewish blood money x

A little Palestinian child gets their arm blown off.

America just a got little richer. American middle-class family can afford that house expansion nows x

America = Truman Show bullshit x

>>82177456
Dementedly naive if you think schools in any way help autistic kids avoid bullying today nevermind the 2000s, teachers hate spackers too

Your teacher didn't give you the super special boy badge that meant nobody was allowed to hit you?

Bankers are scum x

They call me a loser x

Fucking on it now

Certain people set me off

Should have learned your lesson by now

Garn be some commotions tonight x

Garn round ya door soons x

didn't HHL just get three bags in, the 3 for 100 deal?

so what's that, is it 1.5 grams total? cokeheads get pissy whenever i say something like this, but, isn't that quite a lot?

>>82177752

Nah he didn't pick up. I turned off my phone now. Cba just garn finish this wooze x

Aww mate garn off nows x

fuck the lot of ya lmfao x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

The dyspraxia lad in my class had a lass who sat to help him with writing which got him bullied more. I didn't know what dyspraxia was, still don't really tbqh.

Helper was the one kid in school nobody liked and everyone wanted to hit him. Not even the outcasts liked him.

My bully killed himself thoughs x


WHERE'S YA FUCKING TRAUMA AT

WHER'A YA FUCKING TRAUMA AT

Controversial opinion but I reckon he couldn't hack it me.

Failed bully lmfao. What a fucking loser x

>>82177844
You have become the bully, Welper. You have let their evil corrupt you.

Finishing off me wooze then crashing out

DON'T EVER BACKCHAT ME AGAIN X

gARN OFF THE RAILS NOW

TRUMP ERA 2.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

Me? Want to have sexual intercourse with a black woman. Not a ghetto fat one. A normal, intelligent, sexy and slim one.

TRUMP MEETING PUTIN TOMORROW IN ALASKA

HOW IT SHOULD BE X

PRO-HHL VIBES X

>>82177936
used to properly fancy a black girl who went in a pub in town i was always going to at the time, tall and slim, only time ive ever had a crush on a non-white desu, ofcourse i didnt have the balls to ask her out

Angus loser suicide burgers x

>>82177947
You missed out lad. I bet she would've had a proper tight pussy as well. All black girls do x

I'll have some HP brown sauce on that suicide burger pal

...suicide burgers?

>>82177817
I had this bad when I was younger. Couldn't tie my laces or my tie and had trouble opening doors with keys. Hands still cramp when doing anything with my hands like chopping and riding a bike. One time my hands cramped over the handlebars and flew off.

Everything bad today results from Jews winning WW2. Lucky bastards.

HEIL FUCKING HITLER

FUCK AMERICA
FUCK ISRAEL
FUCK RUSSIA

FUCK THE LOT X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhcJDus_80c

>>82177998
why would you ride a bike when you have this?

AMERIKKKA IS A RACIST COUNTRY

THEY WANT TO ENSLAVE BRITAINNIA, EUROPA AND AFRICA X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhcJDus_80c

RISE UP AFRICAN AMERICANS

RISE UP AGAINST TRUMP

NATIONAL SOCIALISTS IN EUROPE SUPPORT YOUR CAUSE

DON'T BE SLAVES TO JEWISH "WHITES"

>>82178050
Dunno I also don't hold a pencil or pen like everyone else does and as a result my hand cramps when writing really badly too. All the teachers tried to get me to hold a pen "correctly," but I could never do it. I can tie my shoelaces and that now but it took a lot of practise. I am diagnosed autistic and dyspraxia usually goes hand in hand with it. My handwriting is really good though. Back in my day they taught you to write joined up in primary school, no idea if they even still bother.

I am pro-Hitler x

Let the nukes fly if a Jewish/Brownoid world awaits. That's true evil x

Fuck your capitalism and your sponsorships

Heil Hitlerx x

God I fucking hate modern YouTubers x

Pewdiepie knows the score x

The rich always win

It's all a humiliation ritual x

cant stop thinking about that black girl from the pub now for fucks sake

>>82178163
are you a racist, lad?

not saying you are. just always think it'd be cute if a racist fell in love with someone they were prejudiced against

>>82178179
>are you a racist, lad?
i mean arent we all? a little bit at least, most of my prejudice is directed against jeets though, alot of my dislike for blacks was lost between the fit girl and a jamaican bloke who works at my place whos always a good laugh, ironically enough, most of my hatred for the jeets comes from the ones who i work with aswell

>>82178179
Just like the film Monster's Ball where Halle Berry gets her titties out.

Finishing off my last beer now.

I won't forget how I was treat tonight. Fucking fuming me x

Just remember I was here before you and I'll here after you. I AM FUCKING BRITFEEL.

Rich rural mongs are gaslighted just as much as us.

It's all about sexual humiliation x

British women want to snuff out spackers x

ayy up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTq4XEliPag

Fuck the lot x

Finishing off this wot woodle then garn beddingtons x

I fucking hate rural white people.

They are the first betrayers of National Socialism. Capitalist cunts. Animal abuser too x

Muslims and Jewish landlords are their natural allies. Evil cunts x

Jews and Muslim scum will never know the the dreamcore vibes of pic related

What a fucking era x

>nooo you can't put these chicken chargrills in the air fryer, because of the heckin glaze!!!

just fucking watch me, Birds Eye.

American Jews live in the Truman Show x

Fucking cringe x

>>82178370
tell those birds eye cunts to fuck off lad, send them a picture of your nice air fried chicken chargrills

>>82178368
;__; you talk some shite but this is true.

when we'd go down to Flamingo Land and live in my uncle's caravan, it's like the place become a mini village. neighbours having barbecues, getting to know each other, all their sprogs making friends for the week.

America = Truman Show bullshit

Pure capitalism cringe x

Garn Flamingo Land next month me. Taking 400 quid spending money me. Garn off the rails

Fuck the lot x

>>82178383
so the glaze has actually come off the chicken and stuck to the air fryer and now it's sizzling away (probably caramelising or something, because of the sugar?)

i think, if anything, i owe Captain Birdseye an apology.

>>82178445
no no no you cant do that lad, dont let them know theyre right, just get a fire extinguisher ready incase it all kicks off but whatever you do, dont like big chicken think they are right

>>82178453
it's a fair cop, lad.
however, i do NOT support their "made with 100% chicken breast!" explanation. by this token, it's "made with 100% iron".

shall be reporting this to the Advertising Standards Authority UNLESS Birds Eye buy me a new air fryer (cba to clean this one now)

>>82178423
cor i remember this. warm in there.

was there a house with all daft illusions? not the Haunted Castle/Mischief Mansion ride. just somewhere you walked around, probably had a gift shop or summat.

remember this one where you'd sit opposite someone and it was a mirror, but you'd spin this thing and it'd change to see-through/one-way mirrors.

>take the blue pill in Enter the Matrix
>it's just a game over

should have let you go back to the office, infinite loop wageslave simulator. daft spreadsheets "mini game" on the computer.

just went into the toilet to shit and had to fend off a spider and a fly, then i went into the shower and had to duel with a massive fuckoff spider
i just want to relax but i'm being forced into these gladiatorial battles

>>82178886
leave the spiders, they take care of the flies.

>>82178969
i would've if it wasn't the size of my palm

>>82178980
all the more to weave webs with.

i've almost got one in every corner. even caught a few moths. get in.

watching that unreleased Popeye film leaked animatic. nothing wrong with that, is there? daft cartoon, maybe show a few kids, invite them round?

>>82179034
Hope you've enough spinach for everyone me lid.

Chika's worn out sphincter

I watched Yes, Minister last night.
It's very intellectual.

>>82179850
It's a good series. They had some good stuff back in t'day.

Been dating this british girl for about a month she's really attractive looks like a model. The last two weeks she's been really fucking slutty she wants to fuck everywhere and anywhere sometimes three times a day or twice a day. I barley keep up been taking supplements to help but bros I can't keep doing this. She wants to fuck at least twice a day and she says she absolutely loves it what should I do here? She's from reading

>>82179870
I am enjoying it. I got to episode 5 i think, the one with the badger protestors.

>>82179907
Having sex might be for you but it's not for us

Catberg refuses to clean it's shit stained arse

Brother is absolutely fuming that he isn't going out with the biddies on his special Friday this week. She has made up some bollocks excuse and wants a quiet day to herself. Dont blame her to be honest. Now he's going to be sulking for 5 days and stomping his feet like he was this morning. Even mum thought it was pathetic.

>>82180068
>his special Friday
what makes it special?

>>82180068
Refer him to Prevent, liven up his weekend.

Need to clean the flat before the wife gets back from her parents in 6 hours but cant be arsed can i? No i cant. Shes been gone a week so the flat is an absolute mess

>>82180082
It's the one time of the week that he "socialises" with his friends who are all in their 60s. All he does is takes them to Tesco and their doctors and hospital appointments, occasionally a restaurant that he pays for them all. But to him it's his special day. This has happened in the past where they have canceled and he has had a week long melty over it. When he found out he had to get a job he cried over it.

Smashed today's wordle (spoiler)

>>82180142
Kek i'm in the same boat here only she's back tomorrow so i've got one more day to put everything off

>>82180142
Put on a video and just lock in

In my dream I was swimming with many dolphins and sealions. Most of my dreams are idyllic like this. Don't know what this means. Corrr.

>>82180205
A video of what?

I would like to remind everybody here that Shippy is a paedophile.

Oh my lush just got my PIP

>>82180273
What do you get PIP for, lad?

>>82180268
>I would like to remind everybody here that Shippy is a paedophile.
fascinating

Passed out on that living room couch me. Just woke up. End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNGXnvHYPg

>>82180359
Thought you had voluntary work today

>>82180375

Collapse era is back x

>>82180294
Autism mainly I think.

Got me PIP on Monday me. Already spunked 100 quid since then. Need to budget better me x

LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL
LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaP-cXGU_Mc

Lee Nesbitt goes down the wing for me x

Morning ladies x

Dreamed a crashed my dads light airplane last night :/

HHL will never be allowed to leave the spacker home

Mark has just bought a state of the art gaming pc 16 G G G G G Gigabytes of RAM. It lush. Better than giving it to the bookies.
https://youtu.be/b7DkImroZ6A?si=G-4fgz8D8oWLUZ_V

>>82180456
>Dreamed a crashed

>>82180434
Better arse than most foids these days

>>82180463
Yeah, i have an appointment in 3hrs for my tardedness.

>>82180431
Getting a bag in? Plug might answer phone now x

You would I know you would you know you would

>>82180462
>state of the art
it says right there in the video title 'basic cheap'

>>82180467
Post your arse, lad

>>82180470
I'm not saying I wouldn't but holy shit why do people cover themselves in scrawly dark shitty tattoos like that? No consideration to aesthetics, quality, arrangement, uniformity etc.
That chick (male) would be ten times hotter with just her pale skin glowing and showing off contrasted with the tasteful black lingerie. It's not difficult, but so many people fuck up their nice bodies with tats I really genuinely hate it.

For me, it's Ephebophilia.

>>82180467
Oh aye who needs foids at this point

Garn beddingtons now

It's over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScPVRLM-50

Only the finest computers for me, can't use a pair of glasses but this computer will be like having a Ferrari and driving down to Curtis butchers like.
Bossing for a shit.

>>82180491
Weakling, typical HHL style

Has Mini given up on being transgender?

>>82180482
No need to seethe love, you don't have to date or fuck the ones with tattoos xx

Has Moni given up on being trans?

Has HHL given up on voluntary work?

>>82180506
You hoping for a shot with her big boy?

It's not voluntary work if you're being forced to do it lol

Me? I prefer women who don't have a Y chromosome and a functioning reproductive system so I can have sprogs with them

>>82180518
What's it called when you get forced to do manual labour without pay?

Hmmmm some things just don't add up vis a vis certain lore of a certain poster. Contradictory? It may be. Is that the correct usage of vis a vis? I don't know. Anyway nice webms.

I go beddingtons nows x

How it should be x

Why do people even smoke cannabis? I tried it a few times. It is shit. First time with a weak THC dose just made things sound deeper in the ear and me think about food all the time. Ended up spending a lot of money on food. Perception of time changed which was interesting. 3 min song sounded much longer.

Other time I asked for their highest THC dose. Hated it. Felt like I was watching my own thoughts and looking at my own mind through a glass screen and looking at that and looking at that like zooming out. Made me feel mad and did not like it. Never again


What the fuck do people get out of this shit? I feel like most of the fucking appeal is that it is naughty and illegal for a long time

>>82180521
So how many sprogs do you have then?

>>82180529
Kek, you are a slave both spiritually and functionally.

>>82180529
i piss on you while you sleep

>I LOVE COCKS AND BALLS
>PUT THAT BIG DICK IN MY BUSSY BABY
>I LOVE COCKS AND BALLS
>LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK AND CUM ON ME

>>82180531
I was the same mate. I basically spent all of my early adult life and just before with stoners. Good mates, always round their house, they got stoned and I got drunk.
One day they got me to try it and I'll never forget it as it was both amazing and shit at the same time.

We fucking skipped our way back home at 4am, stopped in a 24/7 tesco, bought loads of sarnies, and walked the rest of the way home eating.
I told them I hated it as "every time I eat, it's making me hungrier" and they went "but thats amazing you can scoff so much nice food!". But to me it was like torture where the more you eat the more you need to eat. Eternal hunger isn't pleasant what the fuck lads.

Then again I also didn't get as high as you maybe as I didn't "trip out" to music or whatever, it just made me proper chilled out and "go with the flow maaaaan" vibes.
I tried THC drinks and they did fuck all.

Voluntary work camp Auschwitz

Rachel Reeves says jump Sean says how high

DWP is not forcing Sean to do voluntary work after a number of Anonymous tips

>>82180531
Cannabis makes sub normal intellects experience things normal people experience all the time. It makes them think in ways their minds are not structured to think in normally.
And boy howdy fuck, there are a great deal of sub normal people smoking cannabis now.
Really, all drug users should be killed by the state, as quickly as possible. Those kinds of people are simply a burden.

>>82180547
The one that spooked me was some high thc zombie strain (what the guy called it). Yeah not a pleasant experience. Just hungry and I guess maybe paranoid? Started to worry that the feeling of looking at my own thoughts would not stop and I would go crazy. Got spooked by noises outside as my mind went to they must be a burglar who would kill me. Also calmed myself down by realising I was paranoid but thinking about my own thoughts again and about how I am thinking about thinking and so on and so on like rushing out of one window to the next and the next. Fuck. Hate it.

>>82180571
Had a relative who had a bit of schizo tendencies, then became a stoner, and off'd himself as it drove him crazy. Not recommended once the paranoia kicks in.

>>82180525
thats literally the definition of slavery

>>82180571
Never do any kind of drug ever again, anon. You are at risk of permanently frying your brain. You will develop schizophrenia.

>>82180527
A man told lies to gain the attention of other men on an anonymous website?

Graham Linehan is unironically being proven right about the trans issue. Whatever you think of his personality or methods it is seeming like things are moving his way slowly institutionally.


Sad he will never get any apology.

>>82180591
I drank daily for 10 years and I'm not schiz.

want to nap but have to clean the flat, not rite imo

>>82180611
You're a bit thick though aren't you because I said drugs, meaning weed, cocaine, ketamine, etc.

>>82180607
He made IT Crowd for us so he's forever in my good books

>>82180617
alcohol is a drug

>>82180618
hes a preachy wankstain though, he went from a giga SJW until the SJWs turned on him
He's a funny man, but he can be annoying

>He made lT Crowd for us so he's forever in my good books

its too hot for my liking desu

>>82180690
>He made IT Crowd for us

having to wait in for my renewed passport to be delivered and signed for, royal mail cant even give an estimated delivery time

HE LIVE BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCObM8WiGE

>>82180702
What do you need the passport for?

>>82180709
Going to thailand to hag trannies and kids

>>82180709
going abroad

>>82180704
He's looking a bit better than he was at the start of the year. Must be all that organic food.

Please don't discuss getting a passport as it's extremely triggering to certain socially isolated folx in this thread who are unable to obtain a countersignature

Me? Don't need a passport, I use linux

got a little investment into expion360 today, will see if it makes me any money, if its shit I'll just cancel my order 10 mins before NASDAQ opens, no fees or taxes up to 20k

>>82180711
>going abroad
Proof?

>>82180734
It's up over 100% premarket. You bought yesterday or are you planning on buying when the market opens?

>>82180748
I got it this morning when it was around 2 dollars and now its floating around 3, I think I'll hold and assess a few mins before the market opens encase it shits itself between now and then, dont completely know what I'm doing 2bh

Anal sex is an acquired taste

>>82180756
How did you get it when the market was closed?

>>82180763
i-i dont know, I didn't realise the market was closed, I just went onto T212 and bought it and its pending the order, so I suppose I haven't bought it, I was under the impression if I placed the order at 2 dollars then if its higher when the market opens I win bigly? or does nothing count until the market open? only made an account t'other day

>>82180773
Your order wont get filled because there is no seller at that price.

>>82180759
For giving or receiving?

>>82180793
ah, I'll cancel then then have a gander when it opens at 2:30

>>82180704
I just realised im fatter than SSM :/

wake up
toke of the vape
toast a bagel on the aga
get daddy to drive you to tarquins rugby match in the range rovarrrrr
come home. glass of savvy b
cuddle the crusty white dog
go to bed

simple as

Not being a prick but what does mark want a gaming PC for? Is he just looking to spend money on useless shit so he can pawn it for when the inheritance runs out?

>>82180843
Has he checked the motherboard can use ddr5?

DVDlad is that you? kek.

>>82180847
I think he said it's compatible, I'm not sure.

Morning morning morning all good lads!
Woah, 3 of my 5 items out for delivery.
>>82180702
Are you watching Alien Earth series with Mr Timothy Olyphant in it?

>>82180843
same reason he gets all the other fancy shit he never uses
showing off

>>82180859
ok, he seemed to be entused about it and i was wondering if he was going to have a meltdown when it doesnt work.
Also that TV on the floor, he should get a wall mounted swing arm and stick it in the corner tbqh

>>82180863
fuck off you nonce

TFW 39 in a week, and just found out that Wetherspoons stopped serving steaks a few months ago.
Seems everywhere else that serves steak is overpriced, except O'Neill's, which doesn't have many outlets.
4chan x is kill on Chrome, and it doesn't load the faggot captchas on FF.
Now this shithole has barely any usability, especially without a thread-watcher to detect a chance at a possible convo.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Wonder what gaming rig lollers runs

>>82180863
>Alien Earth
Not him, i was going to watch it yesterday but didn't have a chance.

>>82180863
watched first episode last night, will watch second tomorrow, enjoyed it so far, im a sucker for alien mind. got its always sunny and strange new worlds to watch tonight

>>82180871
4chan x works for me in brave, might have had to enable developer mode or something for it to work

>>82180872
PS4 is my gaming rig desu. I don't have the brains to know about GFX cards for games.
>>82180874
First two episodes were fantastic. Give it a go mate.
>>82180884
Mr Olyphants character is already strong but wait until you see the second episode mate. It will be interesting to see what path he takes. I won't say anymore until you've watched.

>>82180897
>First two episodes
Thanks, I've got no free time really until 9pm friday now though.

>>82180897
he already seems to have a "we're better than humans" angle going on in the first episode, hoping he'll corrupt the hybrids and they turn against the corp

>>82180863
Morning lollers lad. I've had some deliveries this week, and hoping my OG playstation gets delivered today, but I'm out at the moment. It's getting delivered to my mum's, so hopefully the post lady stashes it well.

>>82180919
>hoping my OG playstation
Of the few retro shit I still have from being younger, that and the gamecube are the two that still get used.

>>82180890
saying that it's ungoogled chromium im using, not brave. think i had to drag the crx file in to the extension manager

prohibited from leaving the country

>>82180908
Sound like a good way to wind down the week with a Friday night Alien Earth series binge of two episodes.

>>82180912
Yeah, you're already switched on to that from the first episode but more action is to come. Will he become a protector of the synths or use them in a devilish game of corporation dominance?
>>82180919
Morning matey!
Woah, old skool, is it the real OG playstation or the one they marketed as the PS1?
I have another 32BG SD card coming today and I will put an emulator on it and run it from my raspberry pi. So I'm looking forward to playing all the games I missed out on as a kid.
I need to find a place for ROMs and need to research best controller for it. I guess the one with the most buttons would be best?

Have you ever catcalled a woman lads?

>>82180972
no but ive been "catcalled" by women like 3 times in my life
in all situations im pretty sure it was ironic or them just yelling past in a car as i walked to see if they could make me jump

Wish I lived in Paris or San Francisco in the 1960s tbqh lads. Would have been an interesting time to live. To be a 68er.

>>82181004
Where do you live rn?

>>82181036
Bangkok in 2025.

>>82181044
Nonce or/and sex predator?

oh it was tracked, not signed for grrr

fucking shit, messed this up big time

Literally why not just suck it up and date a fat girl, lads? Even if you don't want to be with her forever it will give you confidence and experience. Fat girls are also generally quite dtf because they don't get much.

>>82181151
I dont find fat women attractive

>>82181079
Why are you obsessed with thinking about kids being fucked?

>>82181151
Thats my father you piece of shit, although he likes it when you give us a boner. He likes when we show off his big boobs to his other kids so they kill themselves because the father only sleeps with chadson.

>>82180972
Nearly crashed the car staring at a womans arse in slow traffic. Does that count?

>>82180991
Two teenage girls grabbed my cock and balls from behind then ran off laughing and looking back. I'm 28.

>>82181167
Why are you a nonce and/or sex predator?

>>82181164
You honestly think you looksmatch this fat chick? Come on, lad, like I said even just using her for practice/confidence building is good enough.

>>82181164
>>82181194
Well I do. How do I pull a fat chick anon.

>>82181126
That you driving test lad? Hope not.

>>82181194
Fat people stink

Gross fat cow. So fucking overweight that she has tan lines in the cheeks of her arse.

>>82181209
lure her with greasy food

>>82181228
I'd fuck the living daylights out of that phwoaaaarrrrrrrr

>>82181234
Stop being into fat chicks, it's not good for your mental

Any of you NEETs interested in this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdd3ep76g3go

Rather shag a fit tranny than a fat cow

>>82181241
Lol theres a girl next to that thing. I hate chinks so much because their girls are so beautiful compared to white girls that I have to live with in this stupid town. Im way better looking than that chink I should be the one next to that adorable Chinese virgin nerd. Im so fucking angry I cant stop screaming, my face is bright red with rage im gonna agghhhrghrghrgrggghgg AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>82181241
Headline is a bit misleading (of course, when was the last time a headline was true in spirit? fuck journalists). It's a private place with office equipment and break rooms where you can go and use their equipment/internet connection to incubate a business or look for work. There are businesses in the West that offer the same thing.

>>82180704
he got 10 idums!
10 idums!

>>82181252
Unironically have sex, lad

>>82180843
Gaming PC? He'll struggle to play Solitaire with these specs

>>82180939
I had 1, then sold it when I was on heroin, bought 1 back, then my friend who's a crackhead sold it (as well as other stuff) so I've bought another.
>>82180959
The original. The playstation 1 should have been called the ps2, weird how they decided to call it the ps1, well wasn't it ps one? Fugg knows, it was many years ago.
I had a pi set up as an emulator (I'd not done it, a ye olde poster from here helped me out. That was many years ago, and I lost the sim card with all the stuff on. Wouldn't mind doing it again for some specific games, where I'd only get the consoles for those games (mainly Xbox for scarface, n64 for goldeneye, megadrive). Might have to mess about with settings for older games, as some of the older controllers only had a couple of buttons (did megadrive have 3?).
What consoles you thinking of emulating? Or you going mental and having commodore games as well? Double dragon was a good game.

>>82181190
Unlocking memories of the time a girl at school would straddle me and grind on my cock just to make her friend jealous.

>>82181268
>windows
>8GB
borderline unusable nowadays

God I want to fuck a pregnant woman so bad

>>82181268
Genuinely a terrible PC lmao, as expected of that fucking retard

for me? high iq ginger milfs

>>82181282
Dumbest fetish there is

>>82181280
4gb on the graphics card is the main issue there

>Update - 13 August 2025
>Provisional Decision: Information Notice duties
>In accordance with section 130 of the Online Safety Act 2023, we have today issued 4chan Community Support LLC with a provisional notice of contravention.

>Ofcom is satisfied that there are reasonable grounds for believing the provider has contravened its duties under section 102(8) of the Act to comply with two requests for information. We will consider any representations provided in response to this provisional notice before we make a final decision on this matter.

got your VPN ready then big lad?

>>82181299
It so over for us lads

>>82181151
>>82181194
>>82181228
shes a baddie and probably has men queuing up ngl. if you think she'd be dtf from low confidence then you're mental. even just the way she knows how to pose for a good picture (angles are doing work for her here) is proof she knows she's hot

>>82181280
>>82181297
It's all shit. 8GB RAM, 250GB storage on a fucking HDD, 4GB graphics card, a fucking i5. Truly dogshit specs.

>>82181307
I hate the use of the term baddie for attractive women. for me, that means Dick Dastardly and Blofeld.

>>82181309
Queue next video watching him run Road to the Masters in 15fps and having a meltdown over it

>>82181299
>section 102(8)
(8)A person to whom an information notice is given has a duty-

(a)to act in accordance with the requirements of the notice, and

(b)to ensure that the information provided is accurate in all material respects.

What does all this mean exactly? Are they gonna fucking shut it down? FUCK SAKE JUST STOP YOU FUCKING SHIT GOVERNMENT LEAVE US ALONE ALREADY HOLY FUCK.

>>82181309
Aye for gaming sure, but me folks have laptops with 8gb on Win11 and the greedy fucking OS still tanks performance for memory

>>82181315
sorry im gay and its just how my friends talk with one another lol. bad bitch is fine too and avoids dick dastardly feelings. i do quite like
>she's dastardly, she's a menace, she's a baddie
though that does actually have a certain je ne sais quoi

rizzing up a baddie rn chat

Do any of you lads actually use windows 11? Is it really that bad?

>>82181336
try that debian 13 with KDE

>>82181336
I'm on arch and I shift between KDE and xfce

>>82181336
11 is the same as Windows 10, just more bloated and slower. You can still use Windows 10 LTSC for another 3 - 5 years, but over time more programs and games will stop supporting it and youll start encountering installation errors

>>82181320
Yeah they're going to shut it down in two weeks. Three, at the most

Most white women love a cheeky bit of dark meat behind their husband's back if you know what I mean.

black man penis XDDDDDDDDD

>>82181364
This is true lad. I suspect my wife has been eating the thigh meat from the chicken when I've turned my head.

Failed my driving test - one sharp right hand turn, which I didn't think was an issue.
Problem isn't failing. It is what it is, but because this country is so FUCKING SHIT. I'll probably have to wait until 2026 to do the test because of the backlogs. I am not trusting a third party with my data and money.

>>82181373
Lmao, in india they drive round a little course with those cones and get their license immediately

>>82181365
Why are you so triggered by the idea of a black man's penis?

garn shop now, no other choice really

Wonder if Poley ever passed his driving exam. He struggled with roundabouts a lot if I remember correctly.

Parcel lad out there with me parcel awww yeee

>>82181373
I know this Zambian woman at my workplace who wanted to learn to drive, looked up the prices of lessons and tests and the time it would take to book a test and was like fuck that. She decided to take some leave, fly to Zambia, get lessons for like a quarter of the price, booked a test for the same day as her last lesson and got a licence before the end of the day.

She was done in two weeks and the price of the flight + lessons + test was less than it costs to take lessons here. Now all she has to do is get her Zambian one swapped for a British one, but she can still drive around just fine on her Zambian licence for a full year.

This country is so fucking fucked it's insane lol. Literally 'not even third world'.

>>82181377
My instructor was a Sikh in a big turban. Was nice but said he was a big MCU fan... Yeah it's fucked. Nothing in my test centre in 2025. DVSA needs bombing.

Is british culture worth saving?

oh nooooo that hot girl is about to make me semen!

>>82181397
80% pakis taking up spots I bet

>>82181393
that's because driving tests in third world countries are like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGfLNqjh4j0

Bullshit you can't just buy a car and drive it, desu. Drivers can regulate each other. If someone's driving like a twat, but a brick through his window. The government never helped anyone.

Nearly five weeks since my missus gave me a blowjob.

Me? On that information grind. Picrel, and currently reading, technology feudalism what killed capitalism (only started it today).

im a communist now i am, fed up of being a broke neet

My Apu doesn't know whether to cook up a moussaka, a shepherds pie, a lasagne or a nice meatball pasta bake. I've tried to tell him he can have whatever he wants but he's going mental. Scared he'll hurt me if doesn't get what he wishes.

>>82181436
communism wont change the broke part, it'll mandate it

Fuck sake me Pusher 4K Trilogy delayed by a month! Now coming on the same day as my Michael Haneke box set.

>>82181436
Parasitic scum like you belong in a gulag.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_parasitism_(offense)

>>82181436
>im a communist now i am, fed up of being a broke neet
You will still be broke, you'll just be forced to move into some shithole HMO with ten other strangers in a part of the country you've never been to so that you can toil in some factory making shitty radiators or something lol

>>82181439
Looks like he's already cooked up at least two of them?

>>82181456
How is that different from capitalism?

>tfw like beans on toast with a bit of curry powder through the beans
>downside is it gives me awful braps

Imagine if the US shoots Putin's plane out of the sky and says 'pull your troops back into your own borders or we're bombing Russia back to the fucking stone ages'. Utter kino that would be.

>>82181471
You sound like a child lad

>>82181458
But that's only making him angrier. He's upset he didn't cook the other two.

>TFW you got TEN IDUMS

>>82181471
It would be funny if they just killed Putin. Would make me actually like Trump.

>>82181489
One, two, three, four, FIVE, SIX, SEVEEEEN, EIIIIIIGHTTTTTTT, NIIIIIIIIIINE, FU-CKING-TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>82181462
You can buy your way out of it.

>>82181492
It must be playing in the back of both of their minds. If we can think of it, so can they.

>>82181497
I have more idums than Mark and it lush. Is it lush? Curse it fuckin' is. It lush. Lush.

>hair was too long and getting on my nerves
>finally go to get it cut
>tan lines along my hair line all around the sides of my head and past my ears
fucks sake

Post-400 anxiety starting to rise lads

>>82181571
fuck you it wasnt even 400 before you
this is a 500 general now, you arent welcome here, cunt

i want to have sex with tony soprano. the fictional character not the actor. i could fix him

>>82181270
Are you going to hunt for games in GAME and CEX or do you have a dodgy contact that makes copied games and sells them down in the market, under the table hahaha.
I will help you with a Pi set up if you ever want to do that again mate.

Need this chap to be done soon desu, can't be leaving muh items outside on a day like this.

Nice round again today, one of my regular routes. Did it in a different order, felt quicker, but there was a few less parcels today. Still did it like an hour quicker than the estimate
>>82181633
If you don't want it left behind the bins or thrown over the fence then you should answer the door, it's not difficult

Might have a couple of jars desu, it's the right thing to do in this kind of weather

>>82181633
Waiting on 3. I really wanted the Isopropyl alcohol today but no deal on that it seems.

>>82181654
I'm not trying to be a cunt lad but...actually I won't say it

Cracking haul from the Second Sight sale. A couple of French Extremity films. I saw High Tension years ago and remember liking it. Revenge is good too, same director as The Substance. I am a fan of rape revenge films I have to say.

>>82181658
>I am a fan of rape
for fucks sake lid

getting that idea of a wank on the brain after not doing it for 4 days, being human is annoying, eat this, drink that, shit this, piss that, wank your dick, clean up and wash up plates, dust, do laundry. Its just never ending admin work.

>>82181663
All my neighbours have a wife. I am the only guy in like 100km radius who sleeps alone.

>>82181660
I didn't say I was a fan of rape did I? I said I was a fan of rape revenge films where the lass hunts down her perpetrators and tortures them. Films like I Spit on Your Grave, Last House on the Left and Ms. 45.

>>82181632
Not sure, ideally yes, but getting around is becoming bothersome. Prolly be on walking stick mode soon. Need to get on PIP then can get a sur ron emotability bike. Even finally getting a reassessment for uc would be really good, as I'd get it backdated 2 years, so that's 8k ish.

>>82181684
>get it backdated 2 years
6 months max

>>82181639
Tis difficult, in fact it's impossible, I'm not there, as I mentioned.

>>82181688
Better than nothing, almost 2k.

>>82181691
It's going behind the bins or over the fence then, not my problem, deal with it

>fan of rape
told you he was a jeet

The other films I bought. I keep hearing May is good so hopefully it is.

>>82181462
I don't think you get the relative levels of what 'broke' means under communism vs being 'broke' under capitalism. Trust me, lad, you definitely want to be broke in a capitalist system than a commie one.

Lads I have made a total cunt of myself. A colleague of mine has been chucked out of his family home for shagging a 19 year old neighbour. I contacted his wife and told her that I feel awful for her and I'm here if she wants to chat. To be honest I was so sick hearing about this, I'm 32 and I've never touched a woman sexually and this guy is shagging both his wife AND some other girl. I thought I should be able to have one.

>>82181728
Did she want to chat? That was a smart move, she is going to be horny without chads dick nestled in her bum every night. Maybe you will get a turn now brother like you deserve.

>>82181675
Statistically at least one of those wives would be up for a bit of jiggery-pokery when the husband's away

>>82181728
>contacted his wife
>a stranger
>not even a friend, a colleague
Kek, hope you get a revenge shag out of this.

>>82181734
No she ignored it and told her husband and everyone at work has been taking the piss out of me ever since.
>>82181740
Doubt it

>>82181699
I think it's under a recycling tub, that where some items were left yesterday morning.

>>82181743
how did you even get her number, this sounds like a larp i've got to say

>>82181762
I didn't get her number I sent her a message on Instagram.

>>82181743
is no one at work saying anything to him about getting chucked out?

Tangtang huruhuru
Tangtangtang hururururu

>>82181792
No they all think he's "a ledge" for shagging the 19 year old in the first place

>>82181795
I need to know if this is a 13 year old girl or a 23 year old girl that happens to look very neotonous..

>>82181807
makes sense desu, i remember a 42 year old turkish bloke getting a 19 year old welsh lass pregnant at my last place and all the other old blokes there were shaking his hand and hugging him

>DVDlad buying his vice the same day I'm getting my vice
Signs I've got a problem I guess.

Big deal. When I was 25 I shagged an 18 year old. I got my picture in the local paper, a firm handshake from the mayor and even a school named after me. My job coach from DWP told me to take the week off from job hunting too. It was lush.

>>82181830
I believed it all until you said you got a week off from a job coach. That's just beyond my the realms of credible.

Shagged a 17 year old goth girl when I was 30

>>82181807
Too right, he's got me jealous.

>The largest age gap in a celebrity marriage is reportedly between Tony Randall and his second wife, Heather Harlan, who were 50 years apart. Randall, famous for his role in 'The Odd Couple,' was 75 when he married Harlan, who was 25. They remained married until Randall's death at age 84 and had two children together.

>>82181811
A wank is a wank lad don't over think it

>>82181846
She must've been an absolute fucking whore in the sack. Thing is, gold-diggers never really bothered me; it's a trade innit? The old guy gets a slut to rock his world for a couple years and then she gets a big payday when he dies.

Tbh if I was a very rich single man I'd want that.

Desperately need a shit but the Amazon fella is around the corner and this feels like it's going to be a 20 minuter.

>>82181827
How so? What's your vice?

>>82180890
I enabled developer mode in Chrome a while back.
Last time, I was able to just turn the extension back on after they forced it off, but they've stopped that now. Cunts.
I even tried to do that enable/disable flags stuff, which helped others, but not all the options are usable any longer.

>>82181867
Not a problem with a bidet. You do have a bidet, right lad?

>purple aki in a trackie

>>82181892
It's not the wiping that's the issue, it always comes out in stages with me.

>need to sort the laundry, tidy up and lift
>nagging feeling of wanting a wank

fucking annoying, wish I was made of steel instead

>>82181840
Yeah he got me jealous as well lad. That's what got me thinking. Why the fuck should he have it all and I get nothing? I'd actually be nice to his wife too, I wouldn't cheat on her.

Who /above and beyond/

>>82181909
Alright there friendlylad?

>>82181880
Here...what's yer 'hing?

>>82181880
got a vinyl on the way

Downed a litre of choccy milk
>>82181922
It's because I always say have a good day

>>82181946
Instead of saying "have a good day" try saying to them next time "doctors are overpaid!" and see if it changes it.

>>82181940
What vinyl you got fellow physical media enjoyer? You the lad with the envelope opener?

>>82181953
Nah i'm alright, you try it if you want

>>82181963
aye thats me
got this coming, no real reason but I like the band a lot and dont have much of their shit physically, and it was less than 20 quid so why not

>HERE'S YOUR PARCEL, ISRAELIS DID 9/11!
>...uuuhh, thanks, do I need to sign for th-
>SIGN HERE ON THE TABLET, THE AGE OF CONSENT SHOULD BE 10!
>um, excuse me?!
>JUST NEED TO TAKE A PIC TO PROVE DELIVERY, IT WAS WRONG TO GIVE WOMEN THE VOTE!
>I think you should lea-
>HAVE A NICE DAY MISS, GAS HOMELESS PEOPLE!
5 stars

Gas man is finished. Going to set off t'mothers.

Fuel your grind, lads, your future self is watching.

>>82181976
>no real reason
>i like the band
There's your reason right there, pal. I like the album cover. Name of band? I'm having a hard time deciphering, as is standard with a lot of heavier metal bands. Less than 20 quid for a Vinyl seems like a good bargain nowadays, they're even more expensive than 4K Blu-rays.

>>82182002
mostly got it cos I like the song a ton, and the video's a giggle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Eg4NgoUNg
>Less than 20 quid for a Vinyl seems like a good bargain nowadays, they're even more expensive than 4K Blu-rays
the wax resin is expensive normally, anything under 30 quid is decent. Half the time the problem is fucking shipping. Some bandcamps just double the price and claim its the shipping to the UK, so you got from 22 bob to 44 bob or whatever

>There's your parcel, doctors are overpaid!
>Haha, too right!
Later:
>Hey our delivery guy is so funny, he said doctors are overpaid. Do you want to get him involved in our orgies?

One delivery I had was to a doctor, she didn't answer the door, had to throw a big box over the fence

>>82181994
>Gas man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5p-YQkbe_s

>>82182025
I think i saw you delivering to my neighbour last week. The fella walked round the back and just threw it at the ground.

>>82182025
She must have been a consultant.

>>82181836
fuckin Mark Corrigan over here.

Periods are very weird things. Makes women go mental. Wife was in near tears talking about an email from work that she is reading into WAY too much.

>>82181996
it's goodbye to the shortcuts
hello to the grind
nobody ever said it would be an easy ride
suffer for your art

(poem i wrote)

>>82182034
I don't wang them over the fence or on the ground lad, I lower it down as much as I can on the other side and carefully drop it down
>>82182036
Could have been a PhD or something, just saw it said Dr as the title

>>82182043
i mean it is just normal in the sense it's hormones and all that, but the kind of shit it leads to will forever be alien to me. it's like some schizo shit, except it just...goes.

Just another one of those days. Can't be arsed reading through all the manuscripts in detail, just gonna decide if they go to peer review/transfer/reject from the title and ethnicity of the authors oh aye x

BUT IT'S JUST LIKE HE'S IN A OTHER WORLD
HE NEVER SEES THE DANGER ON SHOW

>>82182194
based libertines fan

>>82182163
Always knew you were a wrong'un lad

Got a big round tomorrow, be about 110 parcels

deliverylad you have the way of the gangster about you.
>look, you turn up at the door, collect your parcel, and we have no problems, capiche?

>>82182273
I'm on road lad I don't fuck about

homosexuale

yous all say i am an addict (perhaps not with your words, but i can tell) and yet i haven't had any painkillers since Tuesday and only just had that last dihydrocodeine just now.

just something to think about, next time you have one of your 'opinions'.

>>82182287
have you considered getting a haircut?

Homosexuelle ~

nobody else make the next thread.

i'll make the next thread. so just wait, OK?

>>82182305
cor imagine if there were female homosexuals.

not lesbians, mind, i mean women who were like gay men. and they're gay for YOU

paedophilique homosexuelle

>>82182194
he'll end up like Smirnoff bleeding from his hole

adult-attracted paedophiles

Technically Shippy is a 'reformed paedophile'

i sit in the dark boxroom yet i sweat

>>82182295
fuck off addict

Just can not stop thinking about kids getting fucked can you

>>82182345
it the Tories fault, for getting rid of Sure Start

Technically Shippy is an ephebophile

>>82182317
I love the way your mind works mate.

Shippy is actually an ethical, non-practicing paedophile

>>82182304
No I like my hair long and women like it too

Shippy is a notorious, violent, aggressive and unrepentant paedophile.

>>82182383
That would be Lollers. Shippy has a criminal record.

Fuck, just remembered OFCOM is gonna ban us soon. Day ruined again.

>>82182401
The judge remarked upon Shippy's "staggering lack of remorse"

Shippy licked his lips at the judge in a threatening way, and said "I have no remorse for my actions"

Just listened to my voicemaild, I never check them, and I got one from the police saying to call them back. It's from a month ago and they didn't leave any contact details

>>82181633
Does your tracking working on the PC? Mine only works on the phone, on the desktop fails to track now matter what browser I try

>>82182444
scam init

>>82182444
Their number is 999 pal everyone knows that

>>82181906
>nagging feeling of wanting a wank

Hate that feeling and I blame porn for it.

>>82182324
Kek, are Pete is off the drugs nowadays but seems to be massive on the drink from that Louis Theroux interview on iPlayer. Seems healthier this year though, always rooting for the fella tbqh.

>>82182454
Do you think so? I'm naturally quite an anxious person. They didn't use my name or leave a number. It was a mobile number they called from too

>>82182453
Not sure, I was using my phone not my PC.

>>82182444
>>82182469
they've given me their individual work mobiles/numbers before and left me spooky ambiguous messages, but it's always been
>hello ____ it's Officer ____ from (Somewhere) Police, if you could give me a ring back on 07...

what the hell was the message then, lad? did they give THEIR name, what force, anything?

(props to cops who begin calls by saying "you're not in any trouble don't worry" phew)

>>82182312
going to be honest lads, this was a practical joke. i'm not making the next thread, and never had any intention of doing so.

HOLY FUCK NEW THREAD NOW YOU CUNTS

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