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Anonymous No.82188070 >>82188167 >>82189041 >>82189548 >>82189692 >>82190020 >>82191039 >>82192256
I want to throw myself to the Japanese, but they don't want me living and working in their beautiful country. What a painful, lonely existence it is, to be a weeb in the American South.
>also imagine the braps
Anonymous No.82188158 >>82188175 >>82188194 >>82190284 >>82190821
i went to japan twice in the last year
it does indeed actually suck for the most part.
i always liked 3d japanese people too, like music and art and so on. the cities are definitely as clean and safe as people think they are.
but the humidity and heat is ass. it's 100% worse than anything i experienced in Arizona or Texas or California from my visits there.
and the wages are super low. once i realized i'd be making minimum wage as a student, i left right away. better to live in America for now and save up money. I might go to Hokkaido in the future though. I think the weather would suit me.
Anonymous No.82188167 >>82188175 >>82188532
>>82188070 (OP)

Her ass is pretty awesome. Thick Jap girls are a rare sight.
Anonymous No.82188175 >>82188185 >>82188817 >>82189575 >>82190715
>>82188158
I went to Japan in 2010...for three days. Spent all days in Akihabara, it was fucking brilliant. Not sure if or when I'll ever go again (since they won't hire me to teach English and whatnot).

>>82188167
I don't even eat ass, but I'd make an exception for her. After she thoroughly douches and cleans it, of course.
Anonymous No.82188185 >>82188363
>>82188175
>(since they won't hire me to teach English and whatnot).
why would you want to do this? you should at least try working at a normal company
you don't have a college degree? me neither, but im at least a sophomore
Anonymous No.82188194 >>82188274
>>82188158
I'm kinda demoralized to the point i don't see the color or beauty in the world anymore but the way you described it makes me wanna give a try maybe i will visit japan one day hopefully they are not to alarmed by my presence
Anonymous No.82188274 >>82189056
>>82188194
Yeah if you're European or Black, Japanese do indeed view all us westerners as sort of brutes or walking dildos.

A girl a few years younger than me (early 20's) waved to me on the train and I should have wifed her up on the spot but my self esteem was so low I forgot that I'm taller than 99% of Japanese men and could have just gotten her by virtue of being white and blue eyes.

It was scary practicing my Japanese the first few times but I'm proud. I got a haircut in Japanese (a lot of tourists go to english speaking barbers like lol wtf?) , helped a Japanese man find his wallet (he dropped it leaning on a railing), talked to some kinda zesty Japanese traffic patrol dude I think was a homosexual trying to ask me out, all in all it was quite the experience.

The best part of the trip was taking the Japanese airline though. Will never fly a Western carrier again. Flight was almost empty, had 2 seats next to me for myself. Blonde professional woman next to me taught me flying tips (cuz she could tell I rarely fly).

Flight attendant was super nice.

On the way there I took United and had to sit next to the most fat, obese, neckbearded Nintendo switch playing dweeb ever, totally ruined the vibe. I had to resist the urge to curse him out in front of his family for not paying for 2 seats if he was gonna be so fat. Ugh.
Anonymous No.82188363 >>82188391 >>82188817
>>82188185
>try working at a normal company
they've also rejected me, even stateside. I DO have a college degree...two, in fact, plus an internship at a Japanese NGO.
Anonymous No.82188391 >>82188432
>>82188363
i refuse to believe this because you could always work as an entry level bookkeeper or something... right?
it sounds like youre trying to get sponsored for a work visa or high skilled talent which is hardmode
just go there and get your foot in the door. get a japanese girl pregnant. boom. now you have a marriage visa or shit
Anonymous No.82188432 >>82188491
>>82188391
It's true; even tried using the JLPT (N4) for assistance (only passed N4, was going to take N3 this year, but can't for...reasons). They just don't want me, and I don't understand why. They wanted all my friends though.
Anonymous No.82188491 >>82188529
>>82188432
cuz n4 isnt fluent
Anonymous No.82188529
>>82188491
Well, NEITHER IS N1, but it's understandable since it's a 'proficiency' test rather than a fluency one; bit of a setback that it doesn't test speaking and writing (absolute sine qua nons of language acquisition and use). I only had 2 friends who were chosen by Japan who have done JLPT; one passed N2 and I think the other (far more successful one) passed N1. But c'mon...
Anonymous No.82188532 >>82188555
>>82188167
Are you black?
Or are you poor?
Anonymous No.82188555
>>82188532
hai, dochira-mo
>yes to both
and so on, something original.
Anonymous No.82188817 >>82188856
>>82188175
>>82188363
Have you tried being a Teacher here and spending your summers there?
Like Teachers traditionally get summers off. And Japan has up to 90 day tourist visas.
You could teach kids September to June, and spend the end of June, July and August in Japan
Could just do this every year
Anonymous No.82188856 >>82188953
>>82188817
I need a worker's visa to do that. It's kind of funny actually, because if you're there as a tourist visiting a friend and you just so happen to cover for his/her shift at 7-11 one day, YOU COULD GET ARRESTED because you worked while not having the correct visa. I think this is especially the case and you could get barred from the country if you receive payment for your time behind the counter.
>hey onee-chan, I have to go home for a bit, will you cover for me?
>what? sure, ok.
>*15 mins later, whole konbini is taped off and you're being taken away in handcuffs as your friend returns*
yabai.
Anonymous No.82188953
>>82188856
Why would you need a workers visa to visit Japan as a tourist for 3 months a year when you are on summer break from your job?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_Japan
Aren't you from one of the first world countries that is Visa not required - 90 days (extendable up to 6 months)?
Anonymous No.82189041
>>82188070 (OP)
Japanese porn is dogshit garbage. They always photoshop and edit the fuck out of the covers and pictures
Anonymous No.82189056
>>82188274
yeah im one of those you mentioned.
but man thats sounds super nice, like a fun little adventure period.
i would love to se the cherry blossoms at least...
Anonymous No.82189548
>>82188070 (OP)
Yeah, Elevens are about to start crucifying gaijin again.

Interesting times. Curious how it will all unfold.
Anonymous No.82189565 >>82189571
you will never be Japanese
you will never speak Japanese
just give up
Anonymous No.82189571
>>82189565
I got a big dick
Anonymous No.82189575 >>82189650
>>82188175
Akihabara sucks ass now, go to Osaka next time it's incredible and has Den Den Town which is like old Akihabara.
Anonymous No.82189650 >>82189660
>>82189575
Lol who the fuck do you think you are? You little fucking bitch, id crash a hammer into your head
Anonymous No.82189660 >>82189678
>>82189650
Sorry you couldn't handle the trvthnvke
Anonymous No.82189678 >>82189726
>>82189660
I will be slitting your throat the next time you go to sleep.
Anonymous No.82189692
>>82188070 (OP)
you know theres japs that are american right?
Anonymous No.82189726 >>82189759
>>82189678
Yeah sure thing babyman. I'll sleep well tonight knowing that you're crying.
Anonymous No.82189759
>>82189726
Ive hacked your address. I am coming to cut your cock off your body.
Anonymous No.82190020
>>82188070 (OP)
Good, fuck americans (south and north) + africa
Burn in hell
Don't come to Europe or Japan with your filth genes
Anonymous No.82190284 >>82190876
>>82188158
Minimum wage in japan is about $6.70 an hour miniumum in the usa is $7.50, does not the reduced cost of living more then make up for that diffrence?
Anonymous No.82190715
>>82188175
>After she
for me its right before she takes a dump in my mouth personally
Anonymous No.82190821
>>82188158
>it's 100% worse than anything i experienced in Arizona or Texas
Genuinely how is that even physically possible.
Arizona has no humidity sure but Texas is on the gulf coast. Unless you were only in El Paso or something. Houston is swamp territory.
Anonymous No.82190876
>>82190284
Home ownership rates are similar to other western countries and food is definitely better and cheaper. Even eating out.
Anonymous No.82191039
>>82188070 (OP)
Weebs in the American South have a special connection to Japan due to living in a similar humid climate with extremely loud cicadas all summer long. My town even has a ton of cherry blossom trees and a little festival when they bloom, although it's nothing like a real Japanese cherry blossom festival.
Anonymous No.82192256
>>82188070 (OP)
bumping glorious nippon big booty