Thread 82188257

My girlfriend is a quirk chungus, and it's honestly a living hell sometimes.

Well, the sex is a living hell. I've been dating her for two years, and one thing you need to do when you're in a long term monogamous relationship is do things to keep the sex interesting. You need to do roleplaying and shit like that to keep things fresh and interesting.

Quirk chungus women just do not have it in them to do sexy roleplaying or to make sex interesting in any sort of way. They're too goofy to be seductive. They do not have any type of seductive aura. I gotta be honest, I'm struggling with it. You need a woman who knows how to be a seductive goddess in the bedroom.

I like to do fun, interesting roleplay scenarios. But my girlfriend sucks at it. She's a fucking goof. She will start laughing or act goofy when she tries to roleplay. It ruins the whole fucking mood.

She has no seductive aura. We tried a roleplay scenario where she was a sexy lady cop last night. She tried being serious for 2 seconds, and then cracked up laughing and started doing a stupid goofy little dance. This always happens when we try roleplaying.

It just ruins everything. I didn't feel turned on. I didn't feel horny after that. I honestly think I'll break up with her because the intimacy sucks.

>>82188257 (OP)
just get her into erotic hypnosis instead, that'll eliminate this problem. and if it still persists it's because you're bad at it.

Can I have her after you're done with her?

Honestly it would be hard not to break her fucking skull. Stupid goofy fucking pig. Especially if she is overweight and visibly older than 24. How do you refrain yourself from putting your fist through her fucking face?

>>82188289
I want some of her ass too faggot. Ill break your fucking cock to get into that girl for like 15 minutes.

>needing rp
Just having us to blow a load into is not enough? This just further proves why men deserve a lot more hate. You cannot appreciate what you got.

>>82188257 (OP)>one thing you need to do when you're in a long term monogamous relationship is do things to keep the sex interesting. You need to do roleplaying and shit like that to keep things fresh and interesting.
>You need a woman who knows how to be a seductive goddess in the bedroom.
I have known my wife for 6 years and I have never had to "spice things up" in the bedroom with her. She sucks my dick or we 69 and there is no foreplay beforehand. Every once in a while if she is feeling lazy I can just stick it in dry. Sometimes I will tie her up but she has always been into that. If you are only on year two and you can't automatically generate a boner before sex that means you aren't sexually attracted to her.

>>82188289 Go for it. I've had enough of her. Hopefully you'll enjoy her more than I do.

>>82188302 I don't know bro. Some days I feel like giving her an upper cut. She isn't fat though, thank God. She's slim, has nice tits. But she has no ass, which is kinda shit. Her ass is flat.

>>82188257 (OP)
take an improv class together and you'll get better at tardwrangling her and deftly transitioning from funny to serious and making it immersive, literally all of this is just a skill issue on your part I'm sorry.

>>82188305
Quit copying my posting style you fucking abhorrent Jewish peasant.

Rape, rape, rape your butt.

slowly till I cum.

>>82188312
Shes ugly obviously. Only like a couple of you satan spawns have nice tits and bums. The rest of you are chads breeding stock and he doesnt even enjoy it.

>>82188257 (OP)
Sounds like you're not goofy enough to appreciate your own gf's goofiness.
Please break up with her to set her free to find her own goofy goober. Thanks buddy and find your "sexy" gf, aight?

>>82188314
every single night I dream of having what you have

>>82188312 No. If blowing a load was the only thing I was interested in, I wouldn't even bother getting a gf. I'd just stay single and jerk myself off.

When it comes to sex, we need someone who we can act out all of our fantasies with. That's what makes sex interesting. That's what is dudes need. If you aren't willing to make that happen as a woman, then just fuck off.

>>82188361 You're right. I find her goofiness highly annoying. Most days, I just feel an inner rage when she's doing her goofy shit. Her goofiness puts me in a bad mood.

I'll probably break up with her. We aren't right for each other.

Only really hot girls could pull off the goofy chungus thing, but it's a trait exclusive to uglies

>>82188341 How the fuck is it a skill issue on my part you dopey fuck? My ex girlfriend and I used to get into some intense roleplaying. It was hot. Pity she was such a bitch.

But my current quirk chungus girlfriend is the complete opposite. She has a nice personality even though it's annoying. But she has no sexual aura. It's all a skill issue on her part. She's the fucking problem here.

>>82188480
Are you a control freak, maybe? Seems like you can only enjoy things that are exactly how you envision them. I find it a bit strange that you find it annoying when your gf has a good time but whatever.

>>82188480
no, you're the one with the problem so you have to be the one with the solution. it's always the man's agency that's decisive in a couple's sexual dynamic, you just have to figure out how to apply it to what's before you.

>>82188455
Lol there isnt any hot girls the tv makes it look way better than it is. And even scarier is this fact has been known for a long time, and the solution was more Indian people lol. How did this reality not get shut down when they discovered the atomic bomb

Sounds like your girlfriend is mentally retarded more than anything else.

>>82188480
No point in posting this here, mate. Its a bunch of incels with zero relationship or sex experience. Everything they know is coming from literal anime. They think just having a woman is some unbelievable extraordinary thing, and that to relinquish that is the works of a madman. Its like telling a retarded, starving peasant that you threw out your loaf of bread because it got stale. They cant fucking believe it.

>>82188257 (OP)
>missed out on being unhappy
Umm.

>>82188480
if you want women to have skills, you train them. you lack the skill of inculcating skills.

>>82188424
>I wouldn't even bother getting a gf
So the relationship is about nothing but sex. I agree with you: don't bother. Leave her and go fuck a prostitute instead. Stop wasting her time with a shitty relationship.

>we need someone who we can act out all of our fantasies with
No, that's a sign of a brain dead coomer.

>That's what makes sex interesting.
If just being there in the moment and enjoying the physical intimacy is not interesting enough then you don't need a relationship.

>That's what is dudes need.
No, you don't. Billions of marriages since our genesis shows this.

>If you aren't willing to make that happen as a woman, then just fuck off.
If you are not content with what you have, just break it off and go fuck prostitutes. It's obvious that is the entire foundation of your relationship is.

>>82188516 I like things done a certain way. I don't really care if people think I'm a control freak for it.

But it's highly frustrating when you are looking forward to doing something, and someone else goes and ruins it. It's even more frustrating when they goof around and act like it's no big deal. I enjoy doing roleplay. It's important to me. I look forward to it, and she fucking ruined it. She always ruins it. You can't see how that would be incredibly frustrating?

>>82188423
Find the right girl that you are attracted to emotionally and physically and treat her right. It is that simple. Don't be like OP and expect more from someone that you are supposed to love from the start. he already knew what he was getting into when he started dating her. So he should have known she wasn't going to be a master roleplayer like his bitch ex. Don't date someone that you don't like.

>>82188579
You dont ever get to fucking tell people how they should operate or what they should and shoudnt expect/want. Id honestly bloody your fucking gut with a meat hook. I seriously fucking hate faggots like you.

>>82188580
I understand that kind of frustration at work when I take every preventative measure to make sure that all work is done in time but then I get a shit part from a colleague who is incompetent / doesn't give a shit about the quality of his work, ruining everything, so yeah, I get how frustrating it is when things don't go as planned but I don't plan things in my private life and just wing it besides planning in very broad strokes. I think your gf's goofiness is a consistent theme with her so breaking up with her seems the right thing for you to do to avoid being stuck in a marriage that drives one of you guys into madness / depression.

>>82188579
this
>>82188314
and this

OP is an ungrateful faggot. I hope your gf gets lucky and finds someone who appreciates her

>>82188628
Who let all the fucking Reddit incels in, Jesus Christ

>>82188636
>leddit calling others leddit
Kek.

>>82188595
And I hate crying whiny asses like you who cannot appreciate what you have.

>>82188424
>>82188257 (OP)
4 years in, similar case, i honestly don't care i just like her and want to rail her, that's it, what's with the gay faggy rp bullshit, are you a fucking woman op?

>>82188664
OP here, so I wanted my gf to peg me with a giant black dildo while wearing the "sexy cop" costume but she kept cracking up, calling me a faggot and RUINING my experience! I'm so butt-frustrated about this that I might have to break up with her over this.

Out of curiosity, what are your physical stats OP? Based on the posts ITT you sound like someone who is pretty macho. I'm not sure why you're with this girl when you could get a babe to roleplay with instead... familiarity, perhaps?

If I'm going to break up with my GF anyways should I just go ahead and try men before getting a new GF? So few women will indulge my femdom fetish. I'm thinking of sucking off a real-life police officer's BWC/BBC

>>82188811
answer: he has but he dislikes whores, as all men do. he doesn't like ugly pure girls either however. hes going to keep breaking girls hearts because theyre not perfect and end up alone. but he's probably better off that way. he'll be 50 someday, with a different temporary girlfriend he hates.

>>82188811 I'm a decent looking guy. I'm 5'11 and weigh about 95 kg. I dated my gf because she seemed like a nice person. My ex girlfriend was great in bed, but she was an absolute bitch. I decided to go for a different type of girl because of this, and ended up with a quirk chungus.

She is a nice person, I'll give her that. But she is very annoying. I am also not a patient person, and so I do get irritated quite easily. So maybe it's not her fault entirely. But I just don't think we are suited. She's lousy when it comes to sex. She's nice to me, and treats me well. But I just get too irritated with her personality and weird sense of humour. We're too different.

>>82188257 (OP)
Jesus christ this AI slop has got to stop

>>82188844
Stop wasting her time and move on. You clearly don't love her. Btw ... would you ever consider a woman from r9k lol? Cus I do roleplay and all that other stuff in bed and I think I treat men well too but idk.

>>82188257 (OP)
I think it's funny that this was made by her younger sister who hated her

>>82188867 I mean yeah. Depends on what you look like though. I'd need to see a pic first.

>>82188257 (OP)
role playing doesn't turn her on at all, why don't you explore other avenues, like kinks, you should pee in her butthole, maybe she's into being peed in or on. who knowws.

>>82188929
I'd like to see a pic of you too first ofc ... may I? Idk about you but if we do this mb I can share mine on discord ... do you have one or some way to contact like even email?

OP are you still here .. I need to go to bed soon :(
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase

>>82189045
OP is obviously a shitty human. It is absolutely pathetic that you are attracted to him after reading this thread

>>82189055
I dont think so ... I like men who are honest about what they want who stand up for themself ... so why wont he message me? I feel sad now

>>82188956 I'll make a new email account and give it to you so we can chat.

>>82189077
ok thanks but I am going to sleep soon please hurry >_<

what about discord dont you have a burner or something we could chat on OP? i would post mine but my burner got banned for no phone ... i dont want to put my personal one here but id message u from it

>>82188956 email quirkchungusisfungus@gmail.com

>>82189083 Just posted the email

>>82189091
Stupid fucking whore fuck you piece of shit why would anyone be attracted to a fucking dipshit like OP

>>82189103
Thanks !!!!

one last thing I forgot to mention is I'm MTF is that OK with you OP ?

>>82189103
>>82189132
So ig its not ok im MTF? Hello? ....

>>82188257 (OP)
You're overcomplicating or disregarding the core issue. She isn't "too goofy" -- she is insecure. She feels awkward trying to embody any sensuality, seduction, or in a broader sense, competence. It isn't that she's too lol randum, it's that she doesn't take herself seriously or respect herself enough to feel like she is stepping into an aspect of her multifacetedness rather than putting on an ill-fitting costume in the role of policewoman or otherwise.

As for how she can grow into the comfort and familiarity with her own dimensionality enough to be a master shapeshifter.. It's not coming easily with a boy who runs to gossip and bitch about her to a bunch of evil-eye flingers. Mercy on you both.

>>82188302
literally wtf is wrong with you? why are you so mad about this weirdo

>>82189103
I'm literally a hot shemale babe willing to be used for your pleasure yet you reject me for being MTF ... maybe your GF is the one in the right after all... I thought you were a good man but ig not if you're so shallow!!!

Quirk Chunguses are one of my favorite types of women. They're usually super down to marathon weird anime and horror movies and they love being degraded in bed. Also they'll usually cook for you.

>>82188257 (OP)
If you needed to roleplay in the first place then you're already far gone and never loved her in the first place. Now go back to r eddit.

>>82188257 (OP)
My ex thought I wasn't serious enough during sex, so that actually sounds good.
> Pretended to be the Kool-Aid man as I spread her labia and exclaimed "AWWWW YEAH STINKY PUSSY!" before eating it; she was offended.

>>82189480 If that's the case, maybe you can have my girlfriend. I don't want her anymore.

>>82188257 (OP)
In fairness your fantasies and roleplay ideas sound really gay and porno-esque.
Grow up and have casual, nonchalant sex, or do a freeuse/emotionless thing.

>>82189055
Did you think abusechad was a dumb meme?

>>82189480 Yeah I don't watch anime or any of that nerd shit. Maybe that's why I don't like my quirk chungus girlfriend. I should palm her off onto a nerd who will appreciate her.

>>82188257 (OP)
FUCKING
NORMALFAG!!!
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>82188257 (OP)
>I like to do fun, interesting roleplay scenarios. But my girlfriend sucks at it. She's a fucking goof. She will start laughing or act goofy when she tries to roleplay. It ruins the whole fucking mood.
make her roleplay as a clown

>>82189103
>quirkchungusisfungus@gmail.com
KEK
This made me burst out laughing in public
This is really the culmination of this thread

>>82188257 (OP)
>You need to do roleplaying and shit like that to keep things fresh and interesting.
Just admit you two are ugly

I was fucking my ex for 4 years in a row and the first time was just as exciting as the last

>>82190298
Nobody is stopping you from making another
>tfw no gf
thread and getting 6 replies you whiny faggot.

>>82188257 (OP)
>>82191085
Oh my god I just read the rest of your post, what the fuck are you doing nigger? Are you retarded? Are you actually fucking retarded? I pity ur poor gf

>>82188257 (OP)
send her my way lil nigga ill turn that bitch out fasho

similar boat. gf's personality is genuinely great apart from her being *occasionally* quirk chungus, like once or twice a day, but im beginning to realize that after the honeymoon phase i'm not really super physically attracted to her. would probably help if she lost weight but every single time i try to bring it up she gets upset because its an insecurity of hers since she was young.

You can tell OP is bad at sex because he sucks too much to fuck the goofy out of this girl.
This is why he fails to see the value in a girl struggling to giggle between gasps and moans while her eyes roll back.

>>82188257 (OP)
The problem is, you are the part of the meme that is cut off here. You are low T. You need fucking roleplaying to have a boner? Dude fuck off. Healthy male just wants to FUCK and he does to the girl whatever the fuck he desires at the moment. Yiu are just a low libido faggot who also have shitty personality by being in relationships with a woman you see as such as in your picrel

>>82188257 (OP)
You seem to hate this poor woman. I hope she cheats on you with a giga Chad, you ungrateful asshole, she deserves better

>>82188257 (OP)
It's better to be alone since this would be me if I ever got to actually having sex

>My girlfriend is a quirk chungus
>My girlfriend is a quirk
>My girlfriend is
>My girlfriend
GET OUT

>>82188558
Quirk chungi arent virgins
Same way people drink but never party
They just didn't put their back into it

>>82188302
>incels can't contain their violent murderous urges and wonder why they can't get laid

>>82191163 I have seen her naked literally millions of times. After awhile, you just get numb to it. It no longer becomes a turn on to see the same woman naked over and over again.

I have a high libido, but monogamy is hard. I try my best to remain loyal, but there are many other women I'd rather be fucking and who would turn me on a lot more than her. This is why you need shit to keep sex interesting when you're in a long term relationship. You need to explore things with each other, play out fantasies, that sort of thing. If the girl you're with is as boring as watching grass grow, or she's a total goof who has no seductive ability, yeah it becomes very difficult for me to want to keep having sex with only her, and not step out and cheat. And the thing is, I'm not a loser, so I could go out and fuck another chick if I wanted to.

>>82191092
And nobody stopping you from doing a backflip off a skyscraper
Get the fuck off my board

>>82189103
are you going to reply to my email or not hon. come on , dont leave a girl hanging just bc she's hung

>You need to do roleplaying and shit like that to keep things fresh and interesting.
Uh... projection??

>>82188257 (OP)
how come you cropped out the manchild BF part of the picture when you're clearly that guy lmao

>>82188257 (OP)
You just sound like a low t faggot. I dont need any cringe roll playing bullshit to fuck my girl. I mess around or eat her out. I get hard. Fuck her in different positions till she cums and I try to time my cumming with her cause I like cumming at the same time. Stop being some mentally ill fag or someone else is gonna fuck her like a man should and then youre gonna be here crying about no gf and how much you miss your quirky chungus.

>>82193096 Maybe you don't need roleplaying shit to fuck your girl because your girl isn't a dorky goofball who couldn't even give a dildo an erection.

I'm not attracted to my girlfriend, plain and simple. She's a fucking goof. She has no seductive aura, she is crap in bed, and constantly just goofs off like a fucking clown. She ain't my type. I like a woman who knows how to be seductive slut in bed. It's very hot when a woman struts into the bedroom wearing some sexy lingerie, with a pouty, sexy look on her face. That shit gets my blood running hot.

My girlfriend is nothing like that, just goofs around like a dork, takes nothing seriously. It's like having an overgrown child.

>>82192900
>>Get the fuck off my board
Not an incel board.

>>82193495
You say all this but you won't date a hot shemale babe like me ... something makes me think you are being insincere, perhaps?

>you need to do roleplaying to keep sex interesting
No you don't lmfao who told you that

>>82188257 (OP)
>I like to do fun, interesting roleplay scenarios
Man, you sound like a faggot

>>82193524 I did. It's boring as shit fucking the same woman every night for several years in a row. You need roleplaying so that you can imagine your girlfriend as another woman once in a while.

If I didn't think about other women, I would literally go insane. I can't sit there and get turned on by the same woman over and over again, particularly when I barely found her attractive to begin with. I need variety. Roleplaying at least let's me pretend there's variety without me cheating. At least I can imagine it in some capacity.

A quirk chungus is just like a piece of meat that you fuck

>>82193790
>sex every night
That's your problem. Limit it to like twice a week.

>>82188257 (OP)
>sexy roleplaying
Millennial cornball

>>82188257 (OP)
You're complaining about your girlfriend on /r9k/ because the sex isn't good. That's like going to a group of starving homeless people and complaining that your burger has pickles on it.

>>82188257 (OP)
Give her to me and i will make her cream like you never could. She will be shouting about heckin pupperinos while her eyes roll back

>>82193816
having sex every night isn't the problem, OP is just not attracted to his gf
t. daily sex haver

>>82193790
You are right to break up with her if you feel like you need to fuck other women after just two years. Because clearly you don't really love or care about her and your relationship.

>>82192900
>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf
does that sate you? oh can i please please stay?

>>82188257 (OP)
I never wanted one, and after I saw that one quirk chungus couple fall apart after she decided she was a dyke, I actively avoid them.

>>82194213
only if you're a good boy for daddy
let daddy shove his police baton up your tight little boihole
you want to be a good boy, don't you?
*makes pouty face*

>>82194270
yes daddy please fuck the heterosexuality out of me so I can breakup with my fungus chungus GF!

>>82188257 (OP)
>We tried a roleplay scenario where she was a sexy lady cop last night.
So were you going to turn things around on her and be a thug that overpowers her? Or were you expecting her to be proactive and dominant? Women hate being proactive when it comes to sex. You have to demean her and use her like a living onahole.

>>82188257 (OP)
>Waiter! Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery! The horror!
>Guys trust me you don't want any of it! None zero just no

>>82188257 (OP)
You sound like the faggot who was trolling about "his wife" getting fat and becoming unattractive when he was just posting pics of some pali journalist.
Post wife or gtfo

>>82194619
More like "the steak is a little dry and the lobster is a little fishy, so I'm gonna complain about it to the starving homeless person outside"

>>82188257 (OP)
Try anal. Tell her you want to put your stardust in her backdoor space magic hole

>>82188683
True: your post
Straight: op's girlfriend for laughing out lout at sheet faggity of that retard

>>82188844
You are nearing landwhale BMI and I don't entertain idea of roided freaks on overweight sad losers board so I assume you're dumb retard europoor cosplaying as a fat ugly stupid retarded amerimutt

>>82188844
>She is a nice person, I'll give her that.
wow. that's really generous of you to "give" your gf, you stupid faggot.

>>82191344
If they couldn't contain them they'd have already killed the bitch and have more women on their dick afterwards like wade wilson instead of cope posting on this trash site.