Thread 82206544

Femcels, now is the time to apply to be my gf.
I'm white and blonde and I made 100k last year.
I like anime and videogames.
Asuka > Rei

My only requirement is that you be white or east asian.

Femcels, now is the time to apply to be my gf.
I'm white and balding and I made 0 last year.
I like shitposting and bodybuilding
chinese cartoons are for gayfags
My only requirement is that you be mentally deranged or an insane femcel

>>82206557
Make your own thread chad GET OUT GET OUT

>>82206544 (OP)
>Asuka > Rei
>Likes annoying bpd bitches
No thanks

Femcels, now is the time to apply to be my gf.
I'm Jamaican and blonde and I made six itch.io games last year.
I like hardboiled detective novels and cooking with shellfish.
Bluey > Bingo

My only requirement is that you be black or west asian.

>>82206563
Excuse me kind anon, do not EVER tell me what to do again. I will REE so hard at you you will go deaf instantly. I WILL post anywhere I want. Do NOT attempt to stop me. You have been warned.

>>82206585
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD NORMIEEEEEE

ya but what do u look like and how tall ru? i've dated 6'4 qt white guys who made 250k+, i still have options

step aside, incels. real gigga nigga looking for a fembot girlfriend. stats about me:
>50k stock portfolio
>200k apartment in nice location
>6.5 inch uncut cock
any takers?

>>82206606
Heh, you think that will do anything to me? I've been on r9k for 40 years. Your pathetic REEEEE is just cute to me. I think you're gonna be my next gf.

>>82206608
I'm 183 cms.
Also I now have a new condition, I will never date a foid who says "ru" instead of "are you".
>>82206616
Fuck off chad you were in my last thread too. The reason you can't make your own thread is because you're a beta.

>>82206544 (OP)
Femcels now is the time to post the inside of your panties

>>82206544 (OP)
An awful bf then
Kaworu > Asuka
I am not white either
>>82206616
Are you blonde like OP?

>>82206616
>IB
do you do anything interesting investing-wise?

>>82206681
>Are you blonde like OP?
no, im white, hazel eyes, dark hair and full beard but balding, unfortunately. height exactly at 6 feet with sneakers on. dad bod with some muscle here and there.

>>82206721
>do you do anything interesting investing-wise?
no, i just buy SXR8 (CSSPX) each month whenever i feel like it. i might start a company and blow 10k on a hentai game.

>>82206763
>no, i just buy SXR8 (CSSPX) each month whenever i feel like it.
damn I thought you used IB for something interesting.

>>82206817
>I thought you used IB for something interesting
like shorting the apple stock with 100x leverage? nah bro, im old and wise now.

>>82206544 (OP)
You repost, I repost back. Them's the rules.

>Femcels, now is the time to apply to be my gf.
I don't remember signing up for this... but I'll play along.
>I'm white
Cute
>I made 100k last year.
I'm a neet who's never had a job. So idk if this is a lot or a little for a yearly salary.
>I like anime and videogames.
Just keeps getting better and better
>My only requirement is that you be white or east asian.
Darn

T. Blackbot

FEMCEL AUCTION THREAD

>>82206846
>not going all in on weeklies every Monday and hoping for the best
You'll never be rich

>>82206846
No, IB has a very feature rich API and an impressive set of tools available. I was hoping you did some sort of algorithmic/quantitative trading thing (I do that and its fun to talk about)
>>82206885
>weeklies
Just do 0DTEs pussy

>>82206608
What do you look like yourself and what do you offer I meet those settings

>>82206891
>Just do 0DTEs pussy
I always forget to sell them and get assigned

>>82206854
You fetishise white men and it's weird.

>>82206916
I'm kind of just shitposting, don't take it so seriously.
Also just because someone says its cute, that doesn't mean they hate other races lol

>>82206854
>I'm a neet who's never had a job. So idk if this is a lot or a little for a yearly salary.
Do...do you need to have a job to understand the value of money?

>>82206544 (OP)
femcels dont exist and there are no females here, you lonely little faggot.

>>82206924
I rarely find black women attractive and, even if I did, I wouldn't want to have black kids.
Sorry nona.

>>82206906
>forget to sell
literally how
>get assigned
You're WRITING 0dte options? why?

>>82206991
How? I'm retarded that's how. I get assigned because my broker auto exercises ITM options.

>>82206854
i can consider if you look like picrel

>>82206891
>I was hoping you did some sort of algorithmic/quantitative trading thing
when i was doing my undergraduate degree, i implemented williams %r and other basic algorithms like moving average on old ticker data. i guess it's fun trading with other people's money, but i don't want to risk my own capital.

>>82207012
why is the guy crossed out

>>82207024
didn't want to scare the black fembot away.

>>82207012
That's just Nayuta from Chainsaw Man, but black.

I only like white girls but I'm Asian. I wouldn't mind swapping.

>>82207087
>I wouldn't mind swapping.
but then you'd have to have a girl to swap

>>82207120
Plenty out there.

>>82207136
yeah but if you're wife swapping or whatever you have to have a wife to swap beforehand

i dont want money i want true love

>>82206544 (OP)
Incels, now is the time to apply to be my bf.
I'm fat and ugly and I made 0 last year.
I'm a retarded BPDemon
I never watched Evangelion

My only requirement is that you be evil, dark triad or a closeted misogynistic homo

>>82207149
I can give you both.
I don't play gacha games but I can fund your habit.

Femcels, now is the time to apply to be my gf.
I'm white with brown hair (hazel eyes though, not completely subhuman) and a hohol who lives in Florida.
I'm 18, 5'11, and made like $2,000 last year.
I like videogames and rock.
Must have BPD and must be willing to wear a leash during an episode. I only want true codependent love and won't settle for less.

>>82207219
>and must be willing to wear a leash
ok that part I like
the rest though lol

>>82207219
I forgot to add, must be willing to fix me, be patient with me, and must be white. Preferably Slavic. I await your response

>>82207183
I am deeply homosexual but in the closet. Do you look like a man? I need a gf to prove that I can still be straight.

>>82206544 (OP)
>Or East Asian

Another chunk fucker good luck with your Elliot Rodger 3 inch penis son

>>82207209
thanks for the sentiment anon, but i don't deserve having a lover at the moment until i improve myself further. i don't think you'd like me anyway, i'm more like rei than asuka.

>>82207252
>i don't think you'd like me anyway, i'm more like rei than asuka.
We don't treat or respond to real people the same way we respond to anime characters, nona.

>>82206581
So fucking based. It is unreal.

>>82206557
>>82206581
>>82207183
>>82207219
is this, dare i say, the new meme format?

>>82206608
Holy shit, no wonder Whites dont breed, wtf are these standards?

>>82206926
You need to pay bills and buy lots of stuff.
If someone says they make 2k a year, what am I supposed to make of that?
I don't know how much a yearly link of bills are.
>>82207012
>i can consider if you look like picrel
I'm chubby, sorry

>>82207316
>If someone says they make 2k a year, what am I supposed to make of that?
You could look up median wages for your country or area and compare to that

Rei is better than asuka

Kuuderes > tsunderes

bump please somebody love me

>>82207799
I'm still here, anon.

>T. Blackbot

>>82207813
You live too far away.

>>82207830
No, it's because I'm black... cries

>>82207836
but you don't even live in europe desu..

Femcels, now is the time to apply to be my gf.
I'm white and shave my head and I made 80k last year.
I like music and lifting weights.
Guitar > Samples

My only requirement is that you be black and thick.