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Guess who's tummy hurts again....... Ow. My body is raping me

>>82222681 (OP)
>picrel
tf is this schizo ass image bruh

>>82222681 (OP)
cm and r9k look the best. then s4s then y.

Guh i stayed up too late again

good morning fags! surely we have something to do this monday morning...

>>82216965
Phimosis butterfly
>>82216185
Everyone knows men only hang out withother men you dumb dumb faggot
>>82216548
This. It's a non issue
>>82218327
Underrated post

How do I cold approach men for gay sex? How can you tell if he has a big cock and doesnt have aids?

>>82223493
Yes work. Back from "vacation" which was more work

>>>/lgbt/
FUCK OFF
you PrEP guzzling aids-ridden syphilis having faggots

help i got sucked into gay2straight gooning posts and like pussy now hellppp

Meow where husbie meow yay meow so true yet I do you 6

Bottoms, how will you react when you fart out your first prolapse as an inevitable consequence of gay sex?

>>82224152
i only bottom like twice a month with my bf and not rough

>>82224152
I'm never gonna have sex so no idea

>>82224152
im gaycel so i will never have sex so that will never happen

>>82222771
Do you know what schizo means anon

>>82216185
I tried to condition myself into finding pussy attractive by pleasuring myself while looking at pictures of vaginas. It didnt work

I'm a schizo yay meow

>>82223616
>Everyone knows men only hang out withother men you dumb dumb faggot
When I was little, I unironically thought it was weird that boys were called gay for hanging out with girls, because liking girls was straight. I still don't really get it but I have been castrated out of complaining.

I dislike meow or anything. I think he just needs a discord to give him the attention he needs and allow him to flake when he eventually gets bored of someone

>>82224369
I don't seem understand yay

>>82224381
You just remind me of the type of person every r9gay discord has. They want attention but never really push for anything more than that

>>82224369
the fact that he doesn't do this instead of being a nuisance here should indicate to you that what he really wants is to impose himself upon people who don't want him

>>82223625
you can't lolll unless you wanna do cruising (which is the track to get aids) but i've scored just chatting with guys in a friendly way and realizing after 30 seconds he's flirting back

>>82224428
Yay okay if you say so

>>82224440
Nice bad faith argument whore did your mom pack it for you?

>>82224454
Most of them were at least partially schizos. My favorite was the one who "became straight" after getting a bacterial infection from an unwashed fleshlight

>>82224511
Cool however I dislike not being anonymoys yay

>>82224524
Its not like we have a discord right now as far as im aware.

>>82224094
>>82218782
Meow admits to being a #fakecel

>>82224442
what kind of things do you say

>>82224694
Literally most people here are. I remembered meeting up with someone here who lived nearby. Dude outright would not date anyone that wasnt chad and he was an overweight, not great looking or well maintained, and honestly pretty boring.

>>82219346
Lmao cuckbot absolutely exposed

>>82224694

Gay people can't be incels meow

>>82224739
not me i'm real

Sybau, I'm the non chad bottom and only I get to talk about meself that way. You weren't that good anyway. Not like I wanted to date you... I didn't want to date you anyway...

I love being an incel with no hopes of ever getting a bf or having a future in general

>>82224704
normie smalltalk dummy, nothing special. if i like the band on the shirt he's wearing i might bring that up, i've stopped people to say their dog is cute, chatted with regulars at the gym (i train light weights and cardio)

>>82224804
What makes you say you have no hopes?

>>82224792
I cant remember if that was when i was getting in good shape or when i was in pretty good shape. Either way i dodged a bullet, but that was many years ago

>>82224818
Too high standards

>>82224839
So you arent an incel then. Its completely voluntary

>>82224815
past experiences have taught me that talking to people leads to bad things

>>82224818
Being too old, too mentally ill and wanting to die when I think about any slight inconvenience
>>82224839
Don't speak for me, scum

>>82219988

I can not give a shit about your suggestions any more than I do. Fat neet needs no advice or help bitch

I dislike sex noises

plap plap plap *fart* *diarrhea noises*

>>82222711
You're steeling my defining characteristic

>>82224875
Whats too old? At some point you hit the daddy age, unless you are a bottom then you have other issues

>>82222681 (OP)
Awesome pic
>>82222875
Unfortunately y looks the best, then cm then s4s and r9k is dead last with zero cute potential

>>82224885
Thats crazy. Now start meal prepping boy

>you catch your fbf peeing in the sink instead of the toilet.
wyd??

>>82225003
>he's not using me

>>82224311
I don't envy this
Sounds like a horrible experience even if you think women are attractive. Even straight men don't like pussies

>>82225014
>Jesus wept
Why are you like this anon

>>82224978

Don't order me around bitch. Fat neet does what the fuck he wants. Now shut up before I slap you with my marinated skillet

>>82224958
Wizardhood and I look young and twinkish not like a daddy nor would I want to look like that

>>82224428
Do they do anything to earn it or do they just say give attention like our lazy whore meow?

>>82225003
sometimes you need to have a good sinkpiss, especially if you're drunk. it's a fundamental part of the male experience and if you don't nurture this part of him it will die and make him bitter and dejected, and he will seek the freedom you did not enable in him in other people. literally a story as old as time. i think this was alluded to in one of ibsen's plays.

>>82225030
are you just gonna let me die...

>>82225033
You gotta catch me first. In fact a good jog is always healthy. If you can catch me you can hit me but if you can't you gotta let me choose what you get

>>82225035
So like mid 30s? Or more than that?

>>82225048
They are basically the same. They post the same ish things every day

>>82225085
Yes. Yes i am. As i should

>>82225092

That is an imposter story, I am the real one. The simple answer is that I've never had rice before ever. I know I did say I did at one time but I never actually cooked it, I never even bought it because I knew I would never actually do it.

>>82225030
Murderize every furry

>>82225115
Rice cookers pay for themselves quickly. Find some sauces you like and good deals on meat and you have a consistently cheap, filling, and decently tasty meals. You gotta get the big bag of rice though for it to really be cost efficient. its pretty simple cooking, you just put in some rice, equal amount water, then press the button. I put in olive oil too but its not necessary.

It's time to take some paracetamol and then put some chicken in the air fryer so I can eat for today. I slept for 13 hours and I feel like there's something wrong with my body and my brain is telling me that it has a Tumour that's going to kill me but I highly doubt that it's true because I've been battling with the idea of death and my anxiety over it.

>>82225117
While im not one myself, i find the not fetish art of it kinda cute. There is always a line though

>>82225150

like how big of bags? I have very limited storage and can't put anything on the floor because the cats will tear into bags like that.

>>82225181
Ahh well that would complicate things because this would be an ideal cat terrorist attack target. The bags i get are around 1.5' tall. Also get basmati, its less tasty but its much much healthier than most alternatives. Pic rel is what i get

>>82225199

even worse they may see rice as litter and poop/pee in it. I've seen videos of cats doing that. I supposed if I cleaned out the pantry I might have enough room for one bag and it is trash night so maybe I will clean it out. I assume you can only get big bags like that at places like costco or can I get them from other grocery stores?

>>82225199
white basmati is about as nutritional as regular long grain rice, it just tastes better, key is to get the brown basmati

>>82225217
You could probably order them or get them from asian markets. I dont remember being any in the town you live but there are some a little south of you. Otherwise yeah costco

I personally have no hopes because I am mentally unwell, have no dating experience, I'm at a very old age (25+), the whole world hates me and wants me gone, I'm not cute, my face is not that good looking, because I struggle to form and maintain connections, because I will be looking to break it up for any reason I find if I find a bf ever to let him from my torture, because I will be unstable in a relationship and will try to be distant at least every couple weeks, because I've been unmedicated for far too long, because my body is not at that point of fitness where I want it to be currently and my cock is small (not micro but will never be enough to pleasure a husband like a LOT of guys with bussywreckers). Whomst've ever will take my bait will be the absolute fool and an idiot. And because I feel the urge and the need to kms like a whisper telling me to set my healthbar to 0 in MC irl, so take that too.
Would you date someone like that? I don't think so.

>>82225259

well I'll keep it in mind. I'll likely start with smaller sized bags first just to make sure I'll actually do it. Remember I am mindbogglingly lazy.

>>82225304
Its actually easier than going to fast food. Even including cleaning

>>82225287
i'm dripping right now anon what's the number to your fax machine

>>82225315

never underestimate my affinity for laziness. I've thrown away 3 electric skillets because I was too lazy to even wipe them down after using them and a roasting pan because I won't even dump out the broth afterward. When I get into a laziness funk I won't do anything and I mean anything to clean, at all.

>>82225343
You can just put the bowl in the washer so that should help. I can only help so much with motivation though

>>82225369

For the skillets all I had to do was remove the leftovers of the hamburger helper pasta meal, then put the skillet in the dishwasher but I didn't do that 3x. I just went 'oh I'll get it later' and then never did until when I was ready to take care of it a week or so it was all nasty and had maggots growing in it.

basically I have to do something like that right then and there or I simply won't.

>>82225390
I got my bf a giant rat plushie from the rat movie. Maybe my favorite gift i got for him

If Story got a rice cooker and a air fryer he would be set for life but he won't do it.

>>82222681 (OP)
>tfw no experienced virgin bf

>>82225401
Try to make a habit of it then. Maybe make a checklist to follow. List anon would like that

>>82225429

a 3 cups uncooked rice cooker would be enough right? There's one on amazon for 17 bucks.

thinking about just giving up and getting topped on grindr

>>82225413
I got an air fryer/convection oven two years ago and it was life changing. Every meal tastes better.
>>82225444
Yeah, i see the one you mean. I cannot attest to its quality but 3 cups is a lot of rice so should be more than enough for you. Not saying the quality is bad just that is cheap for kne.

Suggestion for gay porn for someone new to homosexuality?

>>82225462
Your own imagination. Porn is worse than alcohol in my book.

>>82225476
Suggestions for someone new to imagining?

>>82225480
Imagine someone you find attractive then imagine having sex with them

>>82225460

I've bought other cheap things from amazon and they seem to work just fine. I won't be using it every day anyway.

There is an air fryer for 37 dollars but I don't know if I'll get that. I have very limited counter space and basically zero kitchen storage so I don't want to get things I have no room for.

>>82225497
But sex is... Scary...

>>82225480
imagine kissing holding hands frottage and finally reaming and then cuddling

>>82225506
That's too embarrassing!! And what is reaming?

>>82225510
oldhead word for anal penetration

>>82225499
Start small. From what im hearing you wouldnt clean it yet (it actually needs hand cleaning usually). Get used to using and maintaining what you are getting and what you have

>>82225462
If you were gay you would know what to watch
Tfo prison

>>82225502
Then imagine what you are comfortable with dumbass

>>82225535
I'm just trying to get a second opinion... I am new to all this stuff.
>>82225517
That's very slut-ish of you I wanna form a bond with my imaginary sex partner before doing anything indecent like that.
>>82225537
No need to be rude! I am just looking for advice.

>>82225532

this one says dishwasher safe, is that wrong? Then again everything in my house is dirty anyway. It's a wonder I'm not constantly sick.

>>82225333
You can just say no, I don't ask you to be sarcastic.

>>82225571
If you mean the air fryer the i assume its the rack that is but stuff drips below and that part needs handcleaned usually. Depends on the air fryer though

>>82224739
I would be happy with a fat ugly boyfriend if he loved me but I'm truecel which means I'm actually ugly and unloveable

>>82225556
I know this isnt real but ill reply anyways. Imagine a very average looking person so you get more adjusted to that

>>82225573
honestly at this point i probably would since i'm an oldnigger too and a bottom

>>82225578

this is the one I'm looking at

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0D86FNKDK?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&th=1

>>82225592
Personality matters a lot more than you would think.everything can be worked on though

>>82225593
Define average, please?

>>82225599
I think you could dishwash the tray then yeah. Thats probably fine and would not have much coming out of it.

>>82225287
What are your interests? I would date you

>>82225612
Average height, average weight, average penis, maturity ect

>>82225620

I might just get it, I also need some other things like cat flea meds so there goes another 100+ bucks just that.

I think I can be pretty desirable but I don't know where to meet people and I hate normalfags

People talk about wanting ugly boyfriends but the definition of ugly is finding someone unattractive so you're saying you want to find your boyfriend unattractive which is the opposite of the point.

People are funny. They rush into restaurants when it's full, crawling over the corpses of others like zombies dying to get in even if there is no space. But when it's empty no one wants to stop by.

>>82225649
I say I want an ugly boyfriend because it would mean that he isn't a used up whore

>>82225638
Get one thing at a time. Air fryer is great but no reason to get everything at once if you have a tight budget

>>82225649
They want people who find themselves ugly because of several different reasons.

>>82225665

I mean my savings is it, I have no income. Things are only going up so it might be smarter to buy things like that now.

>>82225628
Average where? What ethnicity? What country? This is important, it differs.

my hole is intact because i have been in the closet forever and i have only been with women

>>82225657
>>82225673
So for superfluous reasons, just as bad then.

>>82225181

We know damn well you're not going to do shit fat ass and are just chatting for no reason other than to run your fat ass mouth

>>82225681
Are you looking into getting a job? Or are you neeting as long as you can

>>82225684
Whats average for your area.

>>82225695
Yes and no, they want someone they see as similar to themselves and they probably have low self confidence and want someone with similar self confidence. Its more about being similar enough to themselves in a particular way

>>82224875
I'm right tho

>>82225702

I did order the rice cooker and will get some rice next time I'm at the store to try it. I have to do something to both eater healthier and break my fast food habit.

>>82225711

I don't know. It would smarter to try and find as job as soon as possible but I also know my innate hesitation. I can neet at current expenses around 5-6 years before I'm broke. Maybe 7 if I cut everything back to bare bones.

>>82225740
Damn how much do you have in savings? Or do just live very cheaply?

do i get chicken or burgers for lunch? im gonna go get something tasty as a reward for finishing my yard work

Rage of dust meow went over to a pals place to watch animay again yay

>>82225733
No you're not and you're also dumb and smelly

>>82225765

I'm reluctant to say my net worth but I also spend no money besides utilities, and food except for yearly taxes and insurance on the house/car. I don't even buy video games hardly anymore maybe a cheap game on a steam sale once in a while.

>>82225801
Is it enough you could just invest in a safer account and live off the interest?

>>82225849

I mean it would help but I doubt it would be enough to live off of. I'm very risk adverse as well and couldn't stand the thought of losing anything to bad investments.

>>82225862
You could do a money market. Its fairly safe and pretty liquid. You make very little off it but sometimes it can go up to like 7%. If you planned carefully you could do layered investments but this would be better having some income. Honestly just enough to get social security.

>>82225927

mom didn't last long enough to get hers, I don't know why I would. Right now I'm on the same track health wise. Actually might be getting the beetus a little sooner than she did.

Meow I'm annoying and gay where is my husband yay

going out to buy condoms again

Firebombing the condom store so more boys get boypreggers and gays spread across the globe.

>>82225955
Then definitely do not get sticky rice or white rice. Stick to jasmine or basmati

>>82226069

I know brown rice is better and has more nutrients but any other reason?

>>82226080
White rice has far more glucose which contributes to diabetes

>>82226058
cute post, I hope it doesn't go unnoticed by the community at large.

I've never seen a white man who made me feel physically disgusted to the point where I wouldn't even consider dating him. Even a fat guy would be worthwhile if he loved me. I just don't know where to meet guys or how to be interesting

Story can live without an income and worry for becoming homeless or dying of hunger while if if my parents died I wouldnt get any money and would be unable to pay any bills on my own. But go on pxlschizo defend his fat ass even if he will never play wow with you or lust for your hairy stomps

>>82226115
I guess just try to find anons that post here near you. Tagmap maybe. Are you in the US or elsewhere?

I don't understand the gay breeding/pregnancy kink. It's gross. I don't want to be reminded of women while having sex with my boyfriend. I also hate it when bottoms call their buttholes pussies for the same reason.

>>82226115
Dude you have no idea how tight black boys sphincters are. Their buttocks feels like two pillows to lay on when thrusting into their butthole. And their lips are so kissable, try to talk to a black guy without thinking about what his lips would feel like pressed against your rear end.

>>82226130
Because we all still have some desire to have kids

>>82226129
nta but i tried that and got blocked or ghosted each time

Meowwww give me attention meowwww yay mrowww

>>82226130
I also hate it but not because I'm a misogynist but because pregnancy is disgusting bodyhorror that luckily gays don't have to deal with so inserting it back in makes it twice as bad.

>>82226150
That sucks but if you stick to it you can find someone. Unfortunately you may have to deal with that a lot before finding someone
>>82226145
Buck breaker anon spotted

>>82226167
i already exhausted the posters from my cunt lol its over

I hate everything about this place and can't wait to leave. Only good thing is the money I get I guess.

>>82226175
I assume you mean country. Which one is that, and I'll tell you how fucked you are
>>82226187
Wait anon is that you?

>>82225594
You don't get it. I'm not a hung dom top, I will never put my penis in a man's, umhhh, anus and make him say "Auhhhh.", if that's the only thing you're concerned about.
>>82225622
Nothing special: cook, wanna read big books again, wanna improve my lettering, wanna become a hiker one day. Can't think of anything else interesting, I'm not reading Ann Reyd to my socialist queer literature club or doing Tony Hawk level stunts while skydiving (I wanna do that tho). Will be trying to get into cars when I get my licence and actually maybe become a sub-par welder, as an option. You would hate me

>>82226129
Is Tagmap even alive though? All of the accounts seem to be from 2020

>>82226241
Idk that was when i was looking so maybe not

>>82226218
You should post contact, you seem nice

>>82226213
norgay

biting into both of chadbots asses and inner thighs and fingering their buttholes till they shit

Meow Im chubby and annoying where is my chad boyfriend yay

>>82226263
At least you live in a pretty good country. All the scandi countries are pretty gay though so you should be fine. Pick up meow if you get lonley enough

>>82226218
nigger i never said so much as a word about wanting le hung top. you're too in your head about this that you're fighting phantasms of your own construction. the one time i tried to sit on a dildo it hurt my ass and i didn't try it again so i doubt i'd like to have my guts rearranged as i'm not a pornsick freak.

Blyaaa blyyyyy attention mwryyyy mryaaa

>>82226430
meow is shutting down without his attention, quick someone give him a lil bit!

>>82226447
Waa where bf waa.

Woke up late but it's nice outside yay

I will only give meow attention if he posts what he last jerked off to

>>82226521
I can't remember probably some gay thoughts

>>82226521
Some of us are not in the mood for BBC tranny scat porn

>>82226509
um me hi

>>82226130
Humans have a built in need for procreation and since a lot of bottoms are female brained they want to be impregnated. Not very hard to understand is it?

>>82226559
>Humans have a built in need for procreation
I don't believe in this niggerbabble because I have never felt the need to procreate. I want to raise kids, sure, but I have no desire to impregnate or be impregnated

My bf will give virgin birth

>>82226457
sorry meow, you're just gonna have to find him on your own.

>>82226626
Krilling myself gloo

>>82226538
Not specific enough

>>82226661
Well I just said that I don't remember what do you want me to do

>>82226669
To do it now then post duh.

>>82226690
I don't feel like jacking off yawn

>>82222681 (OP)
That image is terrible, and it's evident you don't understand the real magic of /s4s/. That board is literally ingeneous. Not all have minds to see it. A lot of the posts are ass, but to see it as a place FOR low effort adhd posting is to fundamentally missunderstand the spirit of the place, both from the people that perceive it that way, and those who use it that way. Of course, many places do undergo something like picrel, but the problem isn't so much that people pretend to be retarded as it is that people perceive it to be so, but they see SOME kind of continuity, not the spirit, and they impersonate that, they want to be part of it. This can kill a place, and this perception is a microcosm of this entire website.

>>82226700
I dont understand. You have times when you dont want to?

>>82226701
Rather, this perception is a microcosm of what kills the entire website.

Please say something nice about me.

>>82226701
Is nice bord :D

>>82226715
Yeah what's weird avbout that

>>82226730
ill do it on the condition you give me a compliment first

>>82226701
I would say thats similar to how reddit migrants broke /pol/. They understood the culture to be a certain way and posted in that belief. The unfortunate thing is that they did not stay isolated and flocked to every board.

>>82226740
I just dont understand is all

>>82226701
How would you draw the board tan for s4s then?

I dont agree with this but someone told me once that all tops were secretly straight and all bottoms were trans and i kinda get where they were coming from

>>82226780
Why not what's weird about it

qa lost never forget

neets will never find a bf sorry

If you EVER wore shorts after the age of 18 you are a SLUT ^_^

>>82226804
Good. The absolute worst posters. Nothing of value was lost.
>>82226815
My dude its over 90, id go in a speedo to the store if it wasnt socially weird

>>82226815
this but with hoodies

i haven't worn shorts since i was a kid

going through mood swings rn
wish i had a bf

skirts aren't shorts so I'm safe phew

where is my bf with moodswings who i can comfort

>>82226815
Meow so trve I'm a fat cow whore moo

hoodies are slutwear

>>82226874
purely hypothetically speaking, what would you do?

>>82226936
beat you with a hammer until bad thoughts go away :)

oversized hoodie with very short shorts you can barely even see is the sluttiest thing ever.

Meow I'm kinda horny but I can't masturbate waa

>>82226936
purely hypothetically speaking probably croon to you sweet positive & loving things and run my fingers through your hair with your head in my lap, in this hypothetical minecraft server of course

>>82227003
Why not? I thought you werent in the mood

>>82227013
I still gotta go out to get my clothes from the dryer waaa that was like forever ago

imagine smelling meow's freshly dried clothes. Anyway can't you just rub a quick one out? I can do that in a few minutes if I'm horny enough.

>>82226956
Not if I don't go outside.. right?

>>82227034
Idgi they don't smell like anything

That's not the issue also I'm not that horny I don't wanna smell like cum when I go out

>>82227006
very boyfriendly and wholesome of you anon
what are you up to today?

>>82227025
Then get them out of the dryer then do it duh

>>82227096
I gotta wait for the program to be finished yawn

>>82227102
Then you have time for it

Do you really smell like cum after a quick jerk? Even if you wash your hands afterward? Assuming you cum in a tissue or something and not on yourself.

>>82227109
I don't wanna take a shower before going out again
>>82227117
I don't wanna take the chance

>>82227061
i'm sad and moping around today mr anon

>>82227132
Do you need to shower after? Do you sweat that much during?

>>82227117
yes, everyone can smell you're a chronic masturbator

>>82227171
I don't wanna smell like cum idiot I said it already

>>82227202
Thats what the tissue is for. Just spray some axe body spray over it so you smell youthfull (as in like a teenager)

>>82227143
oh no
did something happen or is today just not your day? (don't know which of those is worse)
either way i suggest watching cute animal videos to feel better

Continuing my campaign again
I remembered a little exploit to steal all Britain's colonies easily

>>82227226
Nah I'll just not masturbate yet

Are there any mods for VickyII that changes the sphere system? I remember having to babysit it constantly or the AI would constantly fuck with your sphere.

>>82227236
And that is?
>>82227271
Not to my knowledge. Personally i always fill my influence with them after i sphere them, usually keeps others away. Also investing in them because the ai can tell you will just outpace them in influence gain.

>>82226815
Yeah, I'm a major whore because I'm touch starved but scared of trusting people via dating.
If I'm on lyrica I'm straight up a bitch in heat and I gotta stay the fuck off the aids app before I set up a dick appointment that I'm not prepared for.

>>82227235
i don't think any day is my day desu

fuck my stupid gay life :(

>>82227271
Not fundamentally, no
The only thing you can really change is editing the defines(?) file I think to make sphere actions cost more or less influence, so you could technically make it impossible to ban embassies and such
>>82227293
Farming Belgium for war score in a conquest war but just adding colonial CBs instead, I am so smart :>

>>82227261
Then no attention for you.

I'm just mad vickyIII is still trash and will likely remain trash. They ruined my second favorite time period behind CK.

>>82227318
I usually just wait until i can dismantle empire and get all the stuff much easier.
>>82227332
Well they also ruined that. At least eu5 looks good.

>>82227271
you shouldnt sphere every nation on the map

>>82227321
Why not waaaaa wraa

>>82227363
I already told you anon what the price for attention was

>>82227357

I remember it being a problem in my germaniums games as prussia or austria.

>>82227343

I like CKIII it isn't as detailed as II but it isn't ruined.

>>82227372
Why do you wanna know what I Jack off to

>>82227387
To me its near unplayable by comparison. Its really just a bunch of mechanics that don't work well together with the same lame events over and over. Just my opinion though.

>>82227391
Because knowledge is power. Idk how this makes me more powerful but somehow it does. Maybe it will let me shoot lightning bolts

EU5 mp is on the table right

>>82227387
im that case its a core game mechanic and youre an aspiring cheater

>>82227447
Ehhh kinda. Its super long but would probably be okay when none of us are good at it.

yall remember meowster? tf happened to him?

I don't even know if I'll get eu5. I haven't played 4 in several years and the early modern period was never very exciting to me.

>>82227499
It's best for him not to return

He's probably 18 by now but he was very normie and is likely doing normie gay things and left us behind.

>>82227499
I miss him. I think he was active on discord a short while ago and I'm pretty sure I've still got him on my friends list. I hope he's doing okay.

>>82227501
It doesnt look like it plays similar to 4 at all. Cannot change the time period though

>>82226815
I am wearing shorts right now >:3

>>82227441
Okay I jacked off now

>>82227560
And what was it to?

>>82227545
describe legs

>>82227571
I imagined a nice manly man who let me suck his dick and balls meow

>>82227597
Skinny hairy long.

>>82227597
hairy and thick biatch

>>82227535

I haven't kept up with the dev dairies and such. I can only imagine how stripped down it will be so everything can be sold as DLC later. I wish there other companies making grad strategy games besides paradox.

>>82227620
Hey he asked ME not YOU get your OWN attention.

>>82227501
i think the time period is very interesting but maps and charts dont mix with any of the reasons very well

I like pie charts why in the FUCK did they give us whatever Vic3 had it looks gross and does not convey information as easily

>>82227598
Like burly, daddy, or what? Body builder. Or just like masculine regular dood?

so, ear piercings

>>82227670
A bit chubby hairy, pretty regular. Maybe some muscle but not super built or anything

>>82227629
It doesnt look very stripped down. I think it will be more like vic to where its more mechanics focused and flavor can be added later. Already looks like a good amount of flavor. They have just been showing off flavor for the past few months now every week.
>>82227668
Because the game is comedically bad and is a giant monkeys paw of a game.

>>82227719

VicIII wouldn't have been so bad if they had just let us control armies manually instead of the clusterfuck system that they used instead.

>>82227717
Yeah if you ever think you are ready for a bf im sure you can find someone with that build.

all possibilities of bf are closed

>>82227733
Lack of stockpiles is my biggest gripe. Things being instant fucks with the economy too much

>>82227771
Doesn't matter since I couldn't like them anyway and nobody could like me because of that

Did bf application anon get his bf

why would you even want a bf shit sounds so annoying

>>82227821
It sounds like you need someone who is okay not being around you all the time. Maybe someone with a friend group they hang out with a lot. Either way i think you should try. It will be good for you.

>>82227900
It's OK honestly. They can be annoying but it's nice to have somebody with that connection that you can go to and just be yourself.

>>82227930
it's nice having a bf cause its like someone you can love and have as your best friend too
to me atleast, i hope atleast someone shares this sentiment

>>82227914
No like I don't think I could enjoy being intimate with anyone npt even cuddling

>>82227637
oh shit mb i was too retarded to see that

>>82227949
That's exactly it. He's my best friend but at the same time it's so much more deeper than that and just doing anything around him makes me feel like a lamb in the spring just dilly dallying in a field.

friend creature

>>82227955
Do you have any friends irl?

>>82227972
I have a smaller friend creature(spider) hanging by the bathroom window catching gnats for me

>>82227499
idk :P I've been living and not focusing on this site much
anywayyy hiii ^^
school is starting soon :/

>>82228048
omg its the meowster himself hiiiiii

Who tf is meowster?

Has meowster even graduated from the nordic version of HS or is he talking about college/uni?

meow3 >>> meow2

>>82228060
the better meow, put some respect on his name.

horny ahhhrg
what does r9g's ideal man look like?

Starting a computer science degree program this fall and I'm twice as old as my classmates. None of them stand a chance against me

>>82228113
honestly basically just ignatius j. reilly so half of the anons here

>>82228123
You'll enjoy it and you'll thrive. Age doesn't really matter when it's all adult learning and you'll probably relate to your classmates in ways that'll surprise you. It'll all be worth it so stick at it.

>>82228109
You'll have to elaborate. I know nothing of him so i dont have any reason to put in respect

>>82228135
Cuddleable.

>>82228155
Nicer and sweeter. Actually easy to have a decent conversation with that's of meaning. Pretty funny too!

Watching paswg with bf today yay

>>82228172
It sounds like he might not even be of age to post here.

>>82228160
yes i am now where is my ignatius j. reilly bf

>>82228218
I can't contribute unfortunately, since I'm a skinny twig twink with substance abuse issues.

>>82228213
and the other guy is crusty yea

>>82227978
Yeah meow what of it

>>82228248
Hes honest or at least as far as i can tell so i like him.

This time I can't resist the call of the burger and it's too hot to cook. Only question is where do I go.

>>82228257
Having a bf is just like having a best friend. Only with less boundaries (unless you would fuck your best friend then its about the same)

>>82228266
Throw it on a pan. A skillet or pan cooks it just as good as propane. Sorry hank but charcoal does taste better.

>>82228228
maybe we can be cuddle buddies in the interim then

>>82228269
I'm not all that close with my friends it's scary

Would you be mad if your hypothetic bf whos not really cute, not really feminine, not really masculine and brutal, just dude, started to paint his nails black and shaved my head and brows, got tatoos, started wearing more yellow and just confessed that he doesn't feel like completely male and could be non binary?

I'd boil him alive

>>82228319
would you eat him afterwards

>>82228305
I dont think its unreasonable to think you can find someone who also goes from wanting a lot of attention to wanting none. Although based on how often you post it seems that you want attention far more.

>>82228326
Human meat tastes like pork, maybe

my hypothetical bf likes cock and likes having his cock and doesn't think about what that makes him identity-wise

>>82228213
He's 18. He's of age to post here

>>82228327
Yeah because I'm lonely. It still doesn't mean I could a bf.having different cycles seems like a recipe for disaster when one person feels very needy and the other one feels very distant

>>82228338
yay yay eating people

>>82228276

in the end I got McDonalds. maybe meow can think me for helping to pay his paycheck.

>>82228442
I'm probably gonna quit in a month or two

>>82228467

Going to go someplace or just be student-neet instead of a student-wagie?

obligatory smelly bf post of the day (it's hot out and i want sweaty kisses)

>>82228479
Tryna get governemnt benefits with my schizo papers to focus on my studies

>>82222681 (OP)
I relate to /y/ the most

>>82228497

good luck getting your bux meow, wish I could get some bux too but I know that isn't happening.

>>82228539
Yeah bot sure what I'll do without em ny mental health can't take working half time while studying full time

>>82228055
hiiiii!! :3

>>82228060
idk myself half the time

>>82228078
no im starting my third(last) year on friday :P only thing different this time is i have a license
idk if i wanna go to college or not, maybe

>>82228095
pic

>>82228109
<3 thanks jonah ^^ idk much abt the og meows though, meowster just happens to be the username i use in most places nowadays

>>82228550
wait this character isn't a girl?

>>82228563
nope, it's basil from omori ^^

>>82228375
I think you mind find it easier than you think. Maybe try being more social even when you arent in the mood for it and just be aware of yourself. I know that sounds retarded but thats helped me.

>>82228580
Iunno I'm very tired waa

>>82228596
Isnt it like midnight there? Go to bed

>>82228618
I'm amready in brd

>>82228623
Then go to sleep. Put the phone down boy

>>82228632
NonI'm lonely waa

It's 58F in helsinki right now, do they have the heat on yet? Is it cold in your room?

>>82228649
Just post here again when you wake up

i want to taste my fbf's mouth already i can't waitttt any longerrrr

>>82228650
It's hot I should put my fan on
>>82228658
I'm lonely now

>>82228671
mwah mwah cmere bby mwah

>>82222681 (OP)
Charity Therapy, anyone?
Im a straight guy but i figured i come to you guys to ask for advice since you guys are less judgemental & more accepting. I think im in the closet, and knowing this really makes me conflicted. I dont want to be known as a fag / submissive. My ego fights this reality everyday because im attracted to woman and desire that women see me as strong / masculine. I hate the feeling of watching a girl im into, be visually attracted / aroused by another man thats better than me. But i also hate the narcissistic parts of me that sinks my teeth into the acts of me getting praise and instead of being grateful for it, i let it boost my ego. I honestly dont want to be like this, i find it feminine and unattractive. Is there still a way to be masculine and have women respect you, truly, and also be a little gay? I think the only way to overcome this, without making me bitter, is being secure / successful in my own life. Im a pretty boy & soldier type. pic rel. I've hustled all my life to get myself financial set for life & retire by 30, but it hasnt come yet. Other than having fun as a creative, i dont know what i would do if i was financially set. Part of me wants to get a very youthful and attractive & cute girlfriend & have TONS of sex with her. Im healthy & my libido is very high. But i swing both ways, 85% women 15% men. My fantasy is to shoot porn in my master bedroom that i spent a lot of money decorating & making it perfect, and invite a bull over. Im picky, so i essentially need his dick to be nice, a certain thickness, and atleast 9.5 inches long. I want to shoot very specific very hot videos of him poking my wife, and then me. I would probably be very turned on the first time since i keep repressing this side of me. But the only reason i dont actively seek this is the humiliation / disrespect that constantly gets spewed on here by bitter people trying to de-humanize & sissify people like me, so i discipline myself & just fap. (1/?)

>>82228712
(2/?)
But i still desire to try this. The last gf i had, she expressed that BMWM was hot, with WM in doggystyle and making fuck farts. I think its so hot that she finds that hot, and apart from me being turned on by this, i also get even more turned on knowing it makes her go in heat. I guess my biggest fear is that she will leave me for the bull or she will lose respect for me as the man she first fell in love with. It would crush me if either of these things happened, so how do i not care? Or rather how can i still maintain frame afterwards? I know this is a near impossible ask because i cant have my cake & eat it too. I just figured if i saved her from the 9-5 life, had my own power plays as a person, my own legacy with things i invented for the world, lots of $, fit, and had a nice 7inch cock, that i would be allowed to do gay stuff a little bit without it damaging my life. Any feedback is appreciated, dont be mean.

>>82228712
>>82228725
Desire and ego are separate; mastery requires controlling impulses, maintaining boundaries, and structuring life around competence and self-determination, not external validation or transient arousal.

>>82228685
Just imagine that same guy as before and go to sleep

>>82228737
I don't wanna he's scary

>>82228725
Tldr: Is it possible for both of us to have fun with a bull without it ruining the dynamics of our relationship? I consider myself a 10/10 and do have a pornstar body, and so would my gf. I just want us to both get off super hard without her leaving me or losing respect. I think if she watched me get BLACKED, she would genuinely be DRIPPING in cum, just watching it. & I would nut very hard watching her. Lol :3

>>82228694
nooo that is not my fbf :( my future bf is nice and white and smelly and a little chubby, they have small to medium size hands and a smaller than average cock, and their spit is kinda gross but in a sexy way that gives me lewd thoughts when i smell it

>>82228735
So your essentially saying to not be a fag & control myself?

>>82228753
You seem delusional and gross

>>82228763
oh so like this

Rapid decrease in quality, abandon thread

>>82228741
Why does he scare you anon?

>>82228802
how about instead of posting ugly gross stuff you be my fbf anon

>>82228811
Because I feel like he expects too much of me and will do something I dislike and I can't say no also because it's a pain to be vulnerable

>>82228781
I am more delusional & gross than you think, yes.

hot people rule tha world.

EVICTION NOTICE:
ALL r9gay threads will be moved to >>>/lgbt/ effective immediately.

>>82228836
Dude, thats gay.
>inb4 muted
Orgy spaghetti

>>82228832
there is nothing hot about being a cuck and frankly the faggots of this board will probably tell you the same and treat you with the same disdain as the straights would

>>82228836
I'd prefer a return to /bant/ so we can expose the nationalities of our enemies

>>82228830
And what if he he patient?

>>82228865
I believe you would be right about 99% of cuck situations, however, respectfully, they are not me nor can they paint the picture like me. what i do is ART. i havent actually been in cuck situations and always thought it was degenerate, but with certain people & situations in mind, it would be very hot. the world is littered with coombrains & porn. its a big buisness. quite frankly im tired of the mid. put me in, coach.

>>82228836
We're good. We'll see you next month when you come to terms with your homosexuality.

>>82228887
Then it will be bothersome anyway and I'll just push him away until he leaves

I'm trying to game but I'm too tired after work and also for some reason my pp decided to get really hard but I wasn't even thinking about anything sexual I think a d already fapped so that's annoying

smaller than average pp bf (top) where???

I'm bisexual but I'm also intensely homophobic. I want a bf who I can beat up after cumming in his bussy.

>>82229006
ME Me me me me please me

Who wanna beat me up with no sex

You don't get infinite wishes

I'm very tired but I saw a nightmare last night where someone raped me and I'm afraid

>>82229028
actually if you wish for infinite wishes your wish is granted, you are now a genie and can't grant your own wishes and that's how genies are made

>>82228865
to me, cucking isnt really cucking if both parties agree to it. i dont want an open relationship tho, but i dont want her sleeping around behind my back. these types of situations are akin to vacations. i want my wife to be satisfied just as much as me. i believe it makes for a longer lasting covenant. i could provide that for her myself, but think of it from a guy pov like this: if my wife could only deepthroat half of my dick, im not going to pretend like i dont yearn for full throat oral when im in the mood. the same goes for her, if im 7inches, im not gonna pretend like she doesnt also yearn for 9-10inches. to me, i would give both of us a hallpass atleast 4-5 times a year, same as a vacation. instead of being hurt by cheating behind each others backs, i'd rather be present. im 5'6, and idk about you but there are some things out of my control that will always bring me suffering. my ideal partner would also have these wounds and know where i come from. but we also would both be content & turned on by getting with men/woman that can itch a scratch that we ourselves cannot give each other. i dont expect you to understand or have the tolerance i do for this pain & degeneracy. why should i rob her of this pleasure? women are pleasure creatures. i dont want to be a dick & look insecure & shut her fantasies down. same with mine. it'll only make her frustrated & potentially leave me.

>>82229028
maybe i need another gf

>>82229068
at that point man i recommend you hone yourself to have the constitution requisite for suicide

>>82229068
yes. i know these are non-issues. but if im financially retired, the only thing i have on my to do list from day to day is: making content, cooking, cleaning, exercising, shopping, and personal hygeine. those things dont take up the whole day. im sexy & i want to enjoy having sex while i still look young & attractive. i want to LIVE MY LIFE instead of gawking at what i want through a screen, depressed & suicidal. why cant i have the things i desire if i dont hurt or exploit anyone to get it?

>>82229121
you & i are not the same then.

>>82228913
And what if he doesnt leave?

>>82229172
yeah thank god or whoever that i like men and i don't need to convince myself that letting a nigger fuck my bf and then me is the only thing that can make love last

>>82228913
Ah, the retard strat.

>>82228816
ok but i look like this

>>82229344
ok i'll take you!

fakegaycels abound

Fantasizing about passionately fornicating with another male.
Hrrgh *yn* don't you know how turning people on ends?
c'mere faggot, let's make out~

>>82226701
Boring convoluted post that says nothing
lol but the truth is it's a board made up of few namefags making spam posts and 100 good morning/good night threads a day. It's a slow board made for namefags to schizopost basically. Zero originality all spam. You are a retard who thinks he is smarter than he is
>>82226753
>he couldn't do it
>>82226853
I haven't worn shorts since mom died
>>82227117
I hope not *nervous sweat*

i want another male to mate with me and especially kiss during, big wet sloppy panting kisses

Dragging the top onto myself, I tell him to bang me like a feral beast.
Even if he's shy about it, I'll guide him.

I have basically no sense of smell at all and what I do smell I go nose blind to very quickly. Anyone else like that here?

making the top bite my neck while he pounds me so i let forth ghastly shrieks of pleasure that would mortify my poor parents

These threads are deeply creepy

>>82229673
couldn't be me.
I fucked around with one "pansexual" guy from my class in a locker room and I was really into armpits at the time, so I sniffed them enough to the point I could recognize his scent in a crowd, pretty cool shit, I'm still friends with him, though he has a gf now so we can't fuck around anymore, I'm happy for him nontheless.

making the potential top uncomfortable with my creepy feral in heat fantasies and masturbating alone in a dark room

>>82227846
Probably not but I like to think that he did
>>82227930
Yes people who use dating apps are known for their ability to connect to someone it's true
>>82227972
I will take great pleasure in killing those things since you spam them. No spiders are safe. No bugs of any kind or even snails or whatever. Death!

the smugness i feel after writing my sexts would constitute narcissistic grandiosity if it weren't so deserved as a reaction to my objective ingenious

When is bottom heat season? Do they have a cycle in the spring and fall or only spring? In the fall are they looking for tops to spend the winter heat vampiring off of?

>>82228172
So you mean a teenage bubbly normalfag? Wow so cool.
>haiiii I just discovered 4chan and I'm bored of no school waaaa let's have pointless small talk conversations

>>82228539
You don't deserve them you lazy fat ass

i wanna bury my tongue in a top's sweaty asshole after he gets back from the gym hnbbg

>>82229810

yes I do, we all deserve bux.

>>82228580
Horrible advice and a recipe for burnout and a mental breakdown. Why do dumb people feel obligated to offer their dumb advice when no one, literally no one, asked?

>>82229613
I jerked off so much to klance. Not that this is them just reminds me of it

>>82229688
>men tenderly loving men gives me the ick

>>82229834
You sound like someone who doesnt even want to attempt improving themselves.

>>82228712
Tldr you're boring and not gay fuck off no one wants to hear that shit here except that one cuck addict spammer

If my future boyfriend doesn't like microwave popcorn, IDK what I'm going to do. It's literally all I eat.

i'm so in tune with meow energy now...a sip every few minutes is letting me get a lot done. i hope its not affecting him much but he was just using it to waa and worry so...

>>82229873
Learn to cook like every bottom should.

>>82229854
I sound like someone who doesn't want to de-improove themselves by doing stupid things that make your already shaky mental health worse

>>82229873
i would but the shell shards

where is my antisocial homophobic neet top bf who makes me pay all the bills and begrudgingly lets me ride him after work

>how many times have you eaten your cum
how many breads have you eaten

>>82228809
And last thread and start of this one were surprisingly promising after months of shit

>>82229873

I love popcorn but at the same time even I know that isn't healthy.

i tried my cum once when i was like 14 and i didn't like it but the thought of being told to eat my cum by a guy makes me weak in the knees

>>82229047
Where did you see this nightmare?

Coin operated boy, sitting on the shelf
He is just a toy but I turn him on and he comes to life
Automatic joy that is why I want
A coin operated boy
Made of plastic and elastic
He is rugged and long lasting
Who could ever ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore
Many shapes and weights to chose from
I will never leave my bedroom
I will never cry at night again
Wrap my arms around him and pretend
Coin operated boy
All the other real ones that I destroy
Cannot hold a candle to my new boy
And I'll never let him go
And I'll never be alone
And I'll never let him go
And I'll never be alone, go
And I'll never be alone, go
And I'll never be alone, go
And I'll never be alone, go
And I'll never be alone
Not with my coin operated boy
This bridge was written to make you feel smitten
And with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
Oh, can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
I didn't think so but I'm still convincible
Oh will you persist even after I bet you a million dollars
That I'll never love you and will you persist even after I kiss you
Goodbye for the last time will you be trying to prove it, I'm dying
To lose it, I'm losing my confidence
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to
I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you
I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a coin operated boy
And if I had a star to wish on for my life
I can't imagine any flesh and blood could be this match
I can even take him in the bath
Coin operated boy, he may not be real experienced with girls
But I know, he feels like a boy should feel, isn't that the point
That is why I want a coin operated boy
With a pretty coin operated voice saying
That he loves me, that he's thinking of me
Straight and to the point that is why
I want a coin operated boy

>>82229884
No i stand by my statement. If you never push yourself you will only stagnate or get worse. Do as you wish for yourself.

>>82229673
I'm kinda similar. My sense of smell is not very strong

>>82229904
I will only stop my terrible popcorn addiction if I find a boy to distract me from it

Always stuck feeling like these are the end times of everything

>>82229974
That's because they are

>>82229874
I'm sending my best dentist to check your teeth and force you to pay 400 dollars for the service and also extract your front teeth because it's funny

>>82229966
If you push yourself in was you can't handle you will break. Do as you wish for others because you're the one giving out advice when you can just mind your own business.

The universal rule is when a thread gets more active it gets significantly worse

c'est dur la vie

>>82230002
my bottom front teeth are funny actually, theyre a little snaggled.

>>82230016
You obviously dont want it and i wasn't talking to you so i dont care what you do.

>>82230031
page 11 niggas:

>>82229622
>You are a retard who thinks he is smarter than he is
No I know I'm retarded. Yes my post is perhaps convoluted. Don't care. /s4s/ is a board for shitposting and shitposting at it's best is an art. There's a special kind of humor I've seen there that's hard to describe, and the nature of the board and the whole approach to it, when multiple different people are doing it and engaged in makes it a lot more emergant, if that makes any sense, than other boards, it's more creative in that way. https://s4s-education.neocities.org/education

I could have bumped it last night but I chose not to

>>82230062
and yes I know I can hardly speak english. I'm still EFL nigga, fight me about it.

>>82229893
At least 5 times. Not a lot

>>82230062
It's retarded because the OP picture isn't supposed to be an uber accurate portrait of any board. It's just a silly little doodle. You're not special or smart for trying to make a convoluted speech on why the silly bullet points aren't perfect

>>82230113
>You're not special or smart
I never tried to be.
>convoluted speech
If that's what you want to call it...
>on why the silly bullet points aren't perfect
Maybe true but I think you'd be fundamentally missunderstanding it to call it "just adhd board". Meet me somewhere about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgF42jlEEIs

I miss when /bant/ was good(the first 6 months after creation) now the whole site is cancer without a place of respite

well after a long tiring day of hornyposting i guess it's time for me to touch myself until i splooge on my tummy and fall asleep

sudden manic low time
awesome :S

>>82230219
aw c'mere anon

My sportsball team sucks again this year. Lame

remember to lean back in your chairs and dont hunch fellow gamers and framers

>>82230057
Neither did meow you stupid dog

>>82230147
Shut up bunnymutt and don't post your feet again. Having your flag next to your posts is against the spirit of anonymity I like so fuck you and fuck your shitty board faggot.

>>82230429

The Bengals, right? Looks like our D is terrible, again. my grandfather was very into football so I still somewhat semi-follow it

Angry sperg general

>>82230486
you mean the bingles

>>82230579

I thought it was the bungles, as in their old nickname.

>>82230486
Our o line still looks bad after years of being terrible. New owner please god. Oh well, ill still watch this garbage ass team.
>>82230579
>>82230617
Both are correct.

>>82230619

Yeah burrow is going to get killed behind that O-line. Holy shit. Not like he isn't used to it though.

Sometimes I feel like I might be bipolar because I can feel great for a couple months then I start feeling like shit for no reason even though my behavior and environment is exactly the same. I suddenly feel like quitting every good thing I'm doing and going back into the abyss.

>>82230635
I just want to watch them win a super bowl with my dad at least once. Maybe someday. Are you watching this dumpsterfire anon?

>>82230670

yeah I kinda do too, and I am somewhat watching it. It's streaming and I'll pop back to it every so once in a while because I'm very bored.

That said it is only preseason... maybe things will be different but I'm still expecting another 0-2 or 0-3 start because it wouldn't Zac Taylor otherwise.

>>82230683
I look forward to having someone understand my screaming if im posting here during the season. At least tinsley is fun to watch tonight

i'm horny i wanna kiss a guy

>>82230851
I would kiss you but there's a screen in the way

With how bad my teeth are I can't imagine kissing me would be very pleasant. I really need to take better care of my self, teeth included.

>>82230909
it's probably okay anon i smoke so

Smoke fags

bottoms who smoke cigs yes or no??

>>82231061
I don't like smoking in general desu, definitely a turnoff for me.
Vaping pisses me off too because people are super rude about it, they will just vape right in your face.

Smoking should be capital punishment

>>82230851
Same, I'd put you up against the wall and tease you for getting turned on.
>Hehe, You're so eeeaaageer~

>>82231132
less chat more tongue in my mouth anon

>>82231145
Believe me, if you weren't thousands of miles away from me I 100% would :p:p:p

>>82231181
sighhh why do all the gaybots who wanna make out live in some country i've never heard of

>>82231200
an r9g with flags would be cool, like /bant/ or /int/ yknow?

It will expose r9g for being 90% suomi

>>82231203
r9g with a guy in my room kissing me would be even better but nooooo

>>82231224
it's quite unfair really, Nothing bad would happen from me having a lovely bf but I suppose it wasn't planned for me :<

>>82231221
I'm shia not sunni.

>>82231241
yeah, story of my fucking life anony :(

The anime event I'm going to in September will have a dedicated yuri/yaoi room

Boys love yaoi

Imagine the fishy smell of the fujos in the yaoi room.

If I weren't already gay the scent would probably make me gay

Pretty happy with my vic 2 denmark game. Got the sanitarium event early and got max health care soon after, all without doing any dumb meme to force it. This makes me want to have a server of some dumb slow build game filled with only r9gay anons. Something like what evony used to be.

i want gaykisses right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82231318
I'm hoping to get a fujo who'll set me up with another IRL yaoi

>>82231296
Uhhh which one is that? I wouldnt go solely for that hahahaha

>>82231470
It's a small event in Brazil, you probably can't go unfortunately... Although there's probably something similar in whatever amerifat state you're in. Everyone loves yaoi everywhere.
(I'm not Hue BTW, I'm an unrelated Brazilian anon)

You're all hue to me, now perish, monkey

>>82231560
Let's go man. Let's fucking DO IT!!!

minecrap..... redundant i guess...
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>>82230226
thank yo .-.

how gay friendly is Brazil really? Are you ever afraid and are you openly gay?

>>82231631
mwa kisses anon -v-

>>82231775
gdiujhynjkfiojhgfkk

>>82231806
hehe i won cute

Heute ist mein fuenfundzwanzig Geburtstag. Kann ich mich jetzt zum tot machen oder ist es ueblich, zu warten?

gefahr wir suchen dich

>>82232323
ich suche viele platz (am meisten unter meinem bett und in die kueche schrank) aber keiner ich gefunden! :-(

um who let the krauts in am i right guys

>>82232430
you should let krauts in your anus

>>82232446
i really need to be dicked the fuck down already this is getting ridiculous even for my standards

>>82225035
someone should cut my head off like that

dont make a new thread ever this is the end of r9gay

jocks only edition! get over hear right now anon its time for u to SWEAT!!!
so i can lick it MWHAHAHA

>>82232933

misnumbered so u kno im definitly a cool jock and not a lamo nerd boy!

>>82229192
I'll feel anxious because I can't escape
>>82229215
Yay
>>82229936
In my bed