Thread 82228163

Rhian Teasdale edition

>>82228163 (OP)
Fucking hell, where has the day gone.

>>82228163 (OP)
A very good edition if I say so myself. Corrrrrrrrrr!

i went to school and i got thee big D

just wish shippy'd give us a sign he's ok
did swanster get him???

why's the internet love British culture so much?
like fer instance they love BBC, claim its the best form of telly
and they really dig the tunes of BNWO, British New Wave Originals

>>82228221
oh he's here. whenever somebody makes a post about him he will sign it with fascinating, couldn't make it any more obvious the fat blading pedo.

just wish crossy'd give us a sign he's ok
did the opiates get him???

FROM ISLE OF WIGHT TO TOKYO

ahh fuck me, those chicken thighs were decent with a bit of Jamaican rub on them.

>>82228272
Spoke to him on discord a few days ago. He's doing alright. Sure he's out there somewhere with his strawbs and Netflix.

>>82228300
You better fuck up mate I'm better friends with Crossy than you and you are lying. Just want him back I miss him so much. Rest in peace you sweet strawberry angle.

>>82228300
well
as long as he's alright

I DON'T KNOW WHICH OF YOU TO BELIEVE

Not one of you can give me the horn. Unhornable me

Drugging the Powerpuff Girls, blending them in my Ninja and injecting their liquid remains down my cock.

Is Crossy worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry Crossy?

>>82228344
this is NOT an appropriate thing to say

was Lovecraft right?

>>82228163 (OP)
she looks like dollar general Linsay Ellis

>>82228263
>>82228383
yanks begone

>>82228398
fine
"Tesco everyday value" linsay ellis

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/I-UNT0dHsHk
SEASIDEUPDATE

Not right how clouds block his satellite signal. He can't play no fucking music man he had to go come early. He just wanted nice fucking evening with some beers and a little rave. He going to fuck off Three. He was trying to do a fucking gig for his followers and he was robbed of his music. He had to give everyone their tickets back. He had six thousand people watching him and he had to refund all the tickets because his internet didnt stream his music. Sixty thousand quids worth he's lost.
Not fucking right. He's really fucking fuming mates really fucking fuming. This is pissing him right off. He's had a shit Monday already. He's REALLY fucked off with his Three network.
SeasideARMY boycott Three network
We know the score x

>>82228272
Hopefully he got hit by a bus.

Rhian Teasdale is a Poundland Bjork (they're both white people with epicanthic folds)

>>82228445
Bjork was cute in her day but she's too old now. Rhian is the new queen.

Creed is the best band in existence.

>>82228457
>24yo Bjork will never be my girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQhxymo2PnE

>>82228498
too cute. would stalk.

>>82228503
Might even blow my brains out over her.

feel a strange sense of nostalgia, as if god were about to speak
and gordon bennet, I've only gone and shat me keks.

>>82228163 (OP)
Holy shit I fucking hate this band. And I hate that they won an award over big theif.

>>82228530
Lovecraftian... maybe even Sneedesque.

Sorry lads I have a different flavour of music waifu.
https://youtu.be/hsdLfYL-Z9s?t=252

>>82228542
we slither and slide into it together. I believe this portal a wishing well, and I will ask of it all my desires.
WISHING WELL, I COMMAND
perfect and flawless health
renewal of youth and zest
sexy and based gf
high standing position in society
my very own arcade, with some flippin pinball machines

have i ever mentioned that i like metal music?

>>82228597
no and who are you

>>82228601
eva6-coded post.

>>82228597
Is this my friend ***** from back in school? If so, yes.

>>82228610
that tranny would have had shit taste in metal

I've been one with everything. No drugs either, just looking out the window one day and my conciousness expanded to fill the view, I was gratefull i had a view of the sky as I expanded that way. I said thank-you and the experience ended, I am not greedy.

>>82228619
she liked her zoomerbait pop (no cappin in this riz)

>>82228597
what metal music

me slithering in out the gutter, offering love to all my fellow human. That's what it's all about, there.

Rolling a new Diablo 4 character. What class should I go for de lids?

>>82228667
The one that opens Diablo 2

may have lied about liking metal music. just wanted to be cool.

>>82228667
Uninstall Wizard I hear is the meta.

>>82228721
no who likes metal is cool

>>82228732
eva6 are you having one of your episodes?

>>82228742
you might need some meds more than me mate

currently listening to Hits! The Very Best of Erasure.
hope that's alright with you lads.

no more meds in this world we're bringing. in this place we call paradise.

>>82228771
it's NOT alright with me but there isn't anything I can do about it so you win this round, you fuck

>>82228428
>Not right how clouds block his satellite signal. He can't play no fucking music man he had to go come early. He just wanted nice fucking evening with some beers and a little rave. He going to fuck off Three. He was trying to do a fucking gig for his followers and he was robbed of his music. He had to give everyone their tickets back. He had six thousand people watching him and he had to refund all the tickets because his internet didnt stream his music. Sixty thousand quids worth he's lost.
>Not fucking right. He's really fucking fuming mates really fucking fuming. This is pissing him right off. He's had a shit Monday already. He's REALLY fucked off with his Three network.
>SeasideARMY boycott Three network
>We know the score x
fascinating

>>82228163 (OP)
Where the fuck are the jobs? Everyday I go on Indeed and there's hardly fuck all posted for a basic retard like myself. Something entry level that's easy to do. Just fuck all.

>>82228854
Don't worry. Basic white collar jobs won't exist by the end of the decade.

Feel Street's flag has always stood for Justice
Feel Street hope has always been for Peace
Feel Street's frens have known that they could trust us
To do our best to make the Seethers cease
Feel Street's blood will never stand for insult
Feel Street's fren will rally at it;s call
Feel Street's pride will never let it exult
But we'll never let the frog flag fall

We'll never let the wuppas spill
For we love it, die on our hill.
We don't want to fight to show our might
But when we start, we'll fight, fight, fight
From the biccies to the tea Wuppastine be free.
Frogs save the flag, From the tea to the sea
At the ends of the world, the frens unspoiled
We'll never let the old frogs fall

Free free Wuppastine x

>>82228854
you'll have to resort to putting fries in the bag like my apu did unfortunately

>>82228854
I found that sites like Indeed dont advertise the pleb "any retard can do it" shit as thats for agencies or literally going to like a supermarket's website and looking at jobs.

>>82228867
I tell my job advisor at the job centre there's no fucking jobs available and she just laughs and says
>YOU SHOULD BE APPLYING TO EVERYTHING
I'm not applying to everything. I don't want to work as a car salesman or a dish washer. I just want a basic job where I use MS Excel or Word. Loads of those kinds of jobs exist. Just invoicing and speaking to customers over the phone. Real basic stuff. I wonder if they just get given to women though

>>82228884
>putting fries in the bag
I worked in McDonalds for 9 months lid. It was hell. I had teenagers taking the P out of me when I was in my late 20s. Having autism is not conducive to those types of environments.

>>82228916
>I wonder if they just get given to women though
Issue with those jobs mate is, like you, they get given to fucking anyone who wants to do it.
My work hires people to just take customer phone calls, solve problems, then come crying to lads like me if they can't fix it. Ultimately though slots are limited and you always get young people applying as they're tech literate, at least aware of the concept of politeness, and eager to take anything that pays.

better your frog working in maccas if you've only got one or two. If you can frogmaxx it's better to just pop them on the penny poll survey farms, if you make them all accept referrals to the top fren you can make some serious extra dosh.
The smarter ones can do delivery jobs but they're a huge liability, perhaps try them on some DeliverApu jobs first?

>>82228927
>you always get young people applying as they're tech literate,
Are they really tech-literate tho? They spend their lives on phones and using apps. I'm in my 30s and been using a PC since the 90s lol. People would come to me for IT support in my last job. Even basic stuff like "How do I change my font on this email"

Garn watch that first Alien: Earth wepisodes tonight. Oh yesh. Can't stay up too late thoughs, got that voluntary work in t' morning.

>>82228884
Kek I went into town today, and like wveryone looked just like that frog. Rad ghoul looking MFs. At least a crazy homeless bitch showed off her tits. People just fucking walk around town dude like theyre not even going anywhere shits fucking hilarious. Girls too do this but theyre literally like heroin addicts who live in tents.

can women even "fall back on" or "turn to" prostitution nowadays? seems very competitive.

>>82228968
IAN HOLM IS A ROBOT ALL ALONG

>>82228948
All they have to do is know how to do emails, take phone calls, and record time. They can almost all do that.
By the time we need them to do anything more advanced they're capable of picking up new skills due to the experience they got.

Alien is such a good film. had that Alien Quadrilogy box set but i don't think i've seen Alien 3 or Alien Resurrection in 15-20 years.

even Aliens is 'mid', really should have just left it alone.
>b-but my mysteries, the space jockey!
doesn't matter. just some H. R. Giger art they used.

>>82228163 (OP)
she's not fat anymore

>>82229060
Imagine sniffing and licking her hairy sweaty armpits after a gig

>>82229077
i'm sure that would be nice

>>82229060
>>82229092
I'm quite happy that girls being natural is coming back into popularity. Never understood what was wrong with having hair on your body. I guess all the shaving companies' propaganda to make them more profit fucked us up thinking hair was bad x

>but who WERE the company? what was their bonus policy?

IT'S A FILM ABOUT SET DESIGN AND 'VIBES' (rape)

just make NEW films, this was new, once

One egg sandwich and a squash refill for a very sick TJB.
Absolutely disgusting how they treat him there. Can't even get the lad a chicken thigh or a bit of steak.

A few Cheezy Chippies if that's alright with you lads?

>>82229252
Some of the grimmest slop I have ever laid eyes on in my life.

>>82229252
cor get that in the oven for a bit lad, melt the cheese and get the chips cooked.

>>82229260
>Freshly melted cheese, fried potatoes and salt cause this reaction.

Not right. You sound like a vegan.

Cheese melted.
Scran scoffed.
And it was lush.

Just dont know where to begin me as a NEET in me 30s. I was thinking yesterday I'd enjoy building stuff or repairing things but where do I even begin. I'd have to go back to college and get in debt. I don't even have any savings.

>https://uk.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=7ce3d10caf82e594
I'd love if this job was entry level. Offering 25k/year or something basic but willing to train you up. If someone is competent in using a PC and the basics, learning SQL or PowerBI isn't really an issue. Instead, it's a 35k job and they want someone experienced.

>>82229307
don't know
have you worked before?

>>82229340
yes lad worked in offices for 10 years but don't want to do it anymore want to create or repair stuff. i was thinking air conditioning hvac engineer would be cool but i doubt any place is gonna train me on that

Haven't worked since 2012 and cannot make eye contact and dislike touching others due to autism how fucked am I?

You can't beat a university diagnosis

>>82228672
>>82228727
Funny cunts. Diablo 2 is my favourite though. Haven't revisited 4 in ages, seems like they've changed up all the battlepass bollocks a bit.

>>82229037
I had that too, now just have the Blu-ray set. Some people like Alien 3 but I firmly hate it.

I really want to lick a sweety Rhian.

>>82229631
i echo this sentiment

>>82229674
Got damn she's really went all turbo whore gimmick for the new album.

Genuinely hate that I can't finish fuck all nowadays. Start a show watch two episodes and drop it. Start a book read a bit and drop it. Can barely finish a film. Start a game and never finish it. Fucking hate being this way.

Got that lasagna cooking in that wicrowave nows x

>>82229882
Thought you had to get up early. Naughty boy.

Funny how it's been extremely overcast these past couple of days/nights since my weird sighting on Thursday night. Gotta block out them clear night skies. Can't have people seeing them UFOs kicking about. Oh aye.

>>82229896

Garn straight to beddingtons once I've finished watching this Alien Earth wepisode.

wissed again
oh aye
shout out britfeel drinkers

Only 5 minutes into Alien Earth and I'm liking it already. Love that aesthetic.

Browsing through Clint Eastwood movies me, In a mood to watch a Western.
Any recommendations?

>>82230014

Unforgiven is kino also Escape from Alcatraz.

>>82230014
not Eastwood ones but
My Darling Clementine, Stagecoach, The Man from Laramie and The Gunfighter

The lasagna has been necked x

>>82230073
Stagecoach is pure kino as are the others. Need to import that Stagecoach Criterion at some point, the master in my DVD copy is horrible.
Red River is another good John Wayne one. Anything John Ford or Anthony Mann is good.
Others like Shane and High Noon are classics too.
Heaven's Gate is one of my favourites even if it is a bit indulgent. Tombstone of course is great.
ANYWAY... for Eastwood, you can't go too wrong really. Dollars Trilogy, Hang em High, Unforgiven, Mule for Sister Sara etc.
Personally I love Paint Your Wagon even though it's a musical!

>>82230138
incredible taste dvdlad
how many Ford films do you have in your collection?
does Four Sons have special blu ray?

>/britfeel/ has been going for over 10 years now
Feels pretty weird.

>>82230200
Not as much Ford as I'd like to be honest. Stagecoach, The Searchers, The Grapes of Wrath, How Green Was My Valley, Rio Grande, The Quiet Man, The Sun Shines Bright, The Horse Soldiers, Two Rode Together, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, How the West Was Won, The Whole Town's Talking, The Long Grey Line, Gideon's Day and The Last Hurrah.
I plan to import the Criterion Blu-rays of My Darling Clementine, Young Mr. Lincoln and Stagecoach at some point.
I need to upgrade How Green Was My Valley to Blu-ray at some point too. I can get Fort Apache and She Wore a Yellow Ribbon from Amazon Germany I think too.

>>82228263
That's not Shippy. That's Ebin. He's done it to many of Shippy's own posts. Plus that kind of cynicism is not Shippy's style.

>>82228916
>I just want a basic job where I use MS Excel or Word. Loads of those kinds of jobs exist. Just invoicing and speaking to customers over the phone. Real basic stuff.

What is this job called? Because I've worked in loads of places and no one there did that. If they spoke to customers over the phone, they were a salesperson and they had really good people skills and stressful sales targets. If they did invoicing, they were some kind of junior finance person and had a degree in finance/accounts and they were just doing the basic book keeping and finance admin tasks as a prelude to doing more advanced finance stuff later down the line.

This kind of easy breezy thing you're imagining where it's all unskilled and relaxing doesn't actually exist.

>>82230345
Ill do any of that admin shit mate. except sales. I hate scales.

>>82230415
That's the thing though mate, they don't want a lad like you doing it. Someone who just wants to do that. They want someone doing it while they grow into something else, something where they can add more value to the company.

Fuck this era we live in. Shittest era in human history. Capitalism be gone!

Well, first Alien Earth wepisode was pretty decent I thought. The focus on human-synthetics is pretty cool and makes a change from androids like in all the films. Xenomorph looks good too. My overall takeaway from this first wepisode is that it isn't gonna be as low budget as I was worrying it would be.

just had another wank out of boredom, should stop doing it really, poisoning my mind with porn for nothing

Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya

>>82230611
Just woeful. Woe is me! This world we inhabit is a fucking DISGRACE. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>82230453
>add more value to the company.
add value to le heckin company innit reddit!

i will be a team player as part of the company family.

watching some of that Batman: The Animated Series, me.

if i was a Batman baddie, i'd be called Roulette. my gimmick? picking a random different baddie every crime, and stealing THEIR gimmick.

also, i'd be a woman.

>>82230920
actually pretty good desu lad

ideal r9k relationship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dhEXNZZcYw

>>82231016
she wasnt even that fit

>>82231021
she's like a 7 imo

>>82231016
Remember back in the early 2000s how every hot high school girl was dating a guy who was like 18 or some shit? we didn't realise back then how mad it was. It seemed normalised at the time cause their older BF would wait outside the school gates in his car but they were never called out for being pedos. different times i guess

> Suella Braverman

How is this curry creature even real. Do britbongs really listen to her and Tommy Robinson

>>82231118
i donate to Tommy every time he asks
OH TOMMEH TOMMEH

penis stinks

some people just get lucky in life and are born to a wealthy family.

some people just get lucky in life and are born good looking.

we all were lucky in life because we were born here and not some slum in bangladesh or a trash dump in ghana

Some people are born to be losers and never get to experience life.

I tried applying to a job last week, and my brain just shut down. Literally experienced some kind of disassociation. How do you deal with that?
If someone just gave me work, I'd do it. I can''t deal with humiliation rituals.

>>82231640
Start your own business, lad

>>82231589
At least you aren't an exploited sprogless wagie

>>82231485
>and not some slum in bangladesh or a trash dump in ghana
at least everyone over there is poor. here the class divide is huge. so you see poor people and homeless people, then 2 seconds later a Ferrari

I'll never work me. Life is about sex and relationships. When you can't get that, there is no reason to be a part of society anymore. You'd only be paying taxes towards females and would be doing a shit job to make their lives more convenient. I can't embrace that.

>>82231728
shag a downie, they stink like you

>>82231675
how do you even do that, and doing what?

>>82231788
>how do you even do that
https://www.gov.uk/set-up-business
>and doing what
I'm sure you'll come up with something

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/#q40151648
>>>/x/40921691
Think this is entirely real, desu.

>>82231774
I'm not going to take advantage of a mentally disadvantaged person. I don't find them attractive.

>>82231838
you are a mentally disadvantaged person too though

just woke up, work in 40, slept like absolute SHIT, feel like death, in a terrible mood

>>82231953
are, are. energies today.

Holy flip. THrey ought to just let us leave this universe fro,m time to time. it too heavy

i am CRYING, it[s so frustrate
need a cyte tgirl for cuddles

>>82232149
girls dont like smelly NEETs with mental health issues though

>>82232157
i said tgirl

need you mongs to seek jesus, he will lead you

>>82232240
I'm here whenever he wants to start helping

'ave to shit but on the tube

Page 9, is it, kings?

I got autism from the MMR vaccine
YOU got autism from a 5g cell tower.

Lower your tone when speaking to me lad.

>>82232779
Why not do something with your life instead of posting drivel here?

>>82232799
Why not do something with your life instead of reading drivel here?

shippy posts the drivel
i read it

Might move to Cornwall once I get rich with crypto

What if I got money but absolutely no life or desires to spend it on

>>82233032
Send it all in cash to
Flat 7
Preston Court
Sandford Lane
Wareham
BH20 4DX

>>82233050
>in cash
This aint the 80s, if I send you my life savings you WILL pay tax on them

>>82232846
>shippy posts the drivel
>i read it
fascinating

>>82233057
Government won't know anything about it though

When did UK news start getting hot women

>>82233069
That's not a hot woman though

>>82233069
looks like she's suffering from bee allergies

>>82233084
Looks like youre a smelly incel living in your childhood boxroom

>Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn438z3ejxyo

>>82233127
I haven't lived with my parents for about 12 years now, but you do you.

>>82233245
Nothing wrong with watching porn imo

>>82233245
>ban literally everything, for the children of course
Surely it'd be more prudent to stop it being legal for children to drink in their own home from the age of like 5 or whatever it is.

>>82233245
if i want to watch porn, i have to stop children using VPNs? sounds easy enough.

It's not about protecting children, because of course parents who care enough can and do set parental controls on their own internet and block porn sites. This option has existed for many years and is very easy to use.

What it is about is ever increasing totalitarian control over everyone's lives. There is very little fundamental ideological difference between our ruling class and the ruling class of North Korea and I say that unironically. They genuinely do align ideologically in an absurd number of ways.

>>82233508
You sound like a startled nonce

>>82233508
It is about protecting children lad. There's loads of parents who are too thick to set up anything, or they're too wasted to care. Porn is the least concern though really, it's Discord, Roblox, Facebook, Instagram etc. that are the real issue that will never be tackled.

>>82233660
>There's loads of parents who are too thick to set up anything, or they're too wasted to care
Letting the government decide how to parent children and police content just because "some parents are shit" is a fucking terrible idea. That and the government have wanted to control the internet and adult content for yonks.

>>82233660
You really think anyone actually working on the OSA was actually there thinking 'gosh yes it really is so important that we essentially control all internet access for everyone in the country forever, because otherwise teenage boys might look at boobies!'?
Come on, this is about control, plain and simple, always has been. It's reflexive for these people. They see something unregulated or barely regulated and it literally makes their skin crawl, they truly see it as a moral imperative that the government controls everything in everyone's lives. It's really quite sickening.

>>82228163 (OP)
Just saw a bunch of online safety act / censorship threads on /g/, has something happened? Are people getting banned?

>>82233660
They're not worried about porn. They're worried about "citizen journalists", and losing control of narratives.
Wasn't that long ago you could just tune into a certain channel after 11 o clock if you wanted to see porn(that might still be a thing, but who the fuck watches TV anymore?). Where was the scare then?

i don't think we can free wuppastine
there's been no fresh teabags into the territory in over two weeks.
most of those frens will have been parched out by now. there's not even a rich tea biscuit between ten of them anymore.
not right they died without a cuppa by their side.
the seethesraelis won

Deep down, the government are just really really fucking angry the story broke on the whole rape gang thing. Not because they're remorseful about anyone getting raped. They just think they have a right to rape anyone they want, and you should shut up about it.

>>82233731
Immigration made this country better not worse though.

>>82233753
yes, think of the wonderful range of restaurants!

>82233753
This is some cheap fishing for (you)s

>>82233753
Sad thing is the majority of people, especially women, actually still believe this.

Sticking my nose in a womans arse

your wannabe wog "friend" stopped because he is a beta male insecure loser scared of losing his grip on you. he is manipulating you and needs you to be alone and with him to be manipulated. break free. he is why you feel miserable

A job gives you meaning and structure. I strongly encourage you to get one.

>YOU'RE GETTIN DEPORTED INNIT
How do you react?

>>82233813
deportations are pointless, these people will just come back

>>82233830
Ummm... maybe just don't let them in again?

>>82233830
How about we go Saudi Arabia style and lop off a limb every time they return?

Should deport the rest of the defective dalit whites to Australia or some other shit colony and let some real OG Brahmins live in their stead.

>>82233841
Or, I mean, we could ummm... maybe just not them in again?

>>82233835
how would you even patrol 1700 miles of coastline

SSM CEX update!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8hRd0F9Pn8

>>82233862
With boats, planes, drones etc. The same way every other country does it. Also, it's not really 1700 miles of coastline because all the crossings take place in the same relatively tiny body of water. People aren't illegally entering via Kirkcudbright.

>>82233865
>The same way every other country does it
Which exactly?

>>82233857
Nah, both the immigrants and our justice system is too retarded, they'll just abuse our soft system again and again. The only thing these retards understand is violence, so lopping off a limb or two will get the message across nicely.

>>82233870
Why aren't you at work lad? Its tuesday morning.

>>82233869
Greece, Italy, Spain are big ones that come to mind.

>>82233864
mad how much he is at cex. the staff must be rubbing their hands every time he wanders in

>>82233873
Too busy solving the nation's problems.

>>82233870
Yeah obviously if we're in a world where deportations are happening at a meaningful scale then we would be in a world where the legal system has been shaken up, we have left the ECHR, activist judges have been purged/pulled back etc.

a guy that looks like ebin started work at my company lol, absolute incel type

You really can just deport people and keep them out. Iran and Pakistan, despite being very much shittier, less capable, poorer countries collectively deported about 410,000 Afghans in the course of about two months.

You can just DO things. Our government chooses not to.

>>82233880
>>82233888
Judges and politicians deserve a good spanking.

Wonder how much SSM actually inherited. Must have been a fair bit

>>82233888
Why don't you DO something, lad?

>>82233898
Because I'm powerless too, obviously. I'm not in charge of the country mate.

>>82233888
Yeah and you spamming this asinine shit all day is really fucking enlightening.
Piss off retard you don't actually know how shit works or it's just ragebait.

>>82233885
does he have the classic whiny autism voice?

>>82233904
Become a politican, be the change you want to see.

>>82233895
Easily 5 figures. Somebody in his family is drip feeding it into his bank account.

>>82233894
They're probably into that shit though.

>>82233913
>5 figures
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

>>82233922
Better than a poke in the eye lad.

Common sense prevails

https://www.politico.eu/article/britain-drops-demand-for-access-to-apple-user-data/

>UERHMMM ACKSHULLY, you just don't get it, we have to let in hundreds of thousands of illiterate random fighting age males from alien foreign cultures that are disproportionately criminally inclined and give them free housing, food, clothes, laundry, smartphones, travel passes and straight up spending money because that's just how the world works, chuddy!

>We can't just stop them and stop giving them this stuff, what are you insane? Let the sensible people run things, okay sweatie?

>>82233922
he lives like a fucking pauper and claims bennies, and only spends the big money on wanky treats to show off on youtube, so it's probably enough

Fucks sake lads just done the "the forbidden piss" where piss somehow goes through the toilet seat and onto the floor while sitting down. There's a crudely drawn image of it somewhere that explains it better. But fucking hell had to wipe my arse and wipe the floor!

Marks in Weatherspooooooons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOYVTRl1_A

>>82233864
>SSM CEX update!
fascinating

>2.75 for a breakfast
just fucking imagine the quality of the "food" on that plate jesus christ
probably not even fit for dog food

>>82233936
Why am I not getting notifications? I like to have the finger on the pulse when it comes to seasideMARK content.

>>82233943
Come back to britfeel I keep lads updated on SSM content

>>82233938
gotten around to contacting that voice coach yet ebin? women are repulsed by that autism voice you have

>>82233813
I'm white thoever.

>>82233928
>>>/pol/513447189

>>82233949
I'm not your Ebindolly, princess x

>>82233963
/pol/tards genuinely cannot fucking help themselves

>>82233936
>Marks in Weatherspooooooons
fascinating

Mad dreamingtonshires. But we keeping it private. What means. What means.

really enjoy watching ssm wasting his money on shite

>>82233972
He made the post on r9k before pol

>>82233989
he's still a /pol/tard

Did somebody say cottaging?

>>82233963
what's the argument in favour of doing this? The gov don't even have one. They're just trying to make it illegal for you to disagree.

Remember when Editormong called Singapore a "nightwatchman state" despite the fact that 80% of their population live in public housing lmao

>>82234002
>Remember when Editormong called Singapore a "nightwatchman state" despite the fact that 80% of their population live in public housing Imao

Reckon SSM will do his bollocks in today, big time. Of course he will keep it pwivate tho

who the fuck is Editormong? you lads need to clean up your dolly drawers

>>82234021
>Reckon SSM will do his bollocks in today, big time. Of course he will keep it pwivate tho
fascinating

>>82234020
Have I struck a nerve, lad?

brit/pol wasn't having any of his dolly drama so he's come back here.

Shippy would love a state that respected the privacy of its citizens. It would allow him to consumer his nonce materials in peace.

>>82234025
Devastating more like. He WAS 34 months no bookies

Britpol has their own Helper and he's called Josh.

>>82234044
Josh is a fuckign million times worse than Sean is, ngl.

chuffin eck, I do NOT feel like getting up.

>>82234024
Editor of the Pimlico Journal (some rightoid substack) who regularly posts here. Hates the existence of the BoE, immigrants, train drivers, trade unions, anyone who doesn't worship Thatcher, Northerners, fiat currency (not an exhaustive list).

Found out my frog has spent his entire yearly QMEE bonus on some IdolFren and now he's bothering the other QMEEslaves begging for monies and snacks, he's becoming deleterious for the lids I've currently got earning me cash. Anyone want an end-of-service frog? Don't have the heart to send him to SPACCA Centre. I hear they put them down there.

>>82234062
>Editor of the Pimlico Journal (some rightoid substack) who regularly posts here. Hates the existence of the BoE, immigrants, train drivers, trade unions, anyone who doesn't worship Thatcher, Northerners, fiat currency (not an exhaustive list).
fascinating

>>82234062
Editor of pimlico is nigel forrester (@NigelForrester9), I don't think that's editorlad, he said he edits science journals. He does seem to be a sperg though.

>>82234040
>Shippy would love a state that respected the privacy of its citizens. It would allow him to consumer his nonce materials in peace.
fascinating

whos editormong? this is a new one on me

Is Editormong/Editorlad the latest dolly?
What's his lore, is he a nonce, does he frequent the noncenest, was he the older man HC sent nudes to?
New dolly same routine

>>82234062
>Editor of the Pimlico Journal (some rightoid substack) who regularly posts here. Hates the existence of the BoE, immigrants, train drivers, trade unions, anyone who doesn't worship Thatcher, Northerners, fiat currency (not an exhaustive list).
he just sounds like sulkanon desu

Glad at this point I'm unidentifiable tbqh

Is sulkanon the latest dolly?
What's his lore, is he a nonce, does he frequent the noncenest, was he the older man HC sent nudes to?
New dolly same routine

>>82234160
sulkanon is a veteran lad, he HATES most things

HMV always doing ridiculous deep discounts on the sly and the time I catch on their gone. Only that a lad mentioned John Ford last night that I managed to get They Were Expendable on Blu-ray for a fiver. Kinell.

>>82234133
New dolly de lid x
Lad made the mistake of telling people he works as an editor and now the schizolads see him everywhere
>EDITORLAD MADE THIS POST!
>EDITORMONG IS SEETHING!
>EDITORTARD IS BEHIND THE SPAM!
It's the same drivel from the same people over and over and over again.

>been posting here since 2018
>never had a nickname ending in "mong" or "spaz"
im beginning to think the lads dont actually like me

>>82234195
What's your gimmick, lad? You've got to be recognisable.

>>82234207
i get alot of headaches if that counts for anything, dont post about them that often though

>>82234212
>dont post about them that often though
If you don't post we don't know, headachelad

Fucking hate Headachelad. Bloody annoying nonce. Always banging on about his migraines. Take a tablet and fuck off you boring cunt.

>>82234222
This. Genuinely fucking mind-numbing forced gimmick.

>headachelad
>mind-numbing
heh

>>82234218
>>82234222
>>82234230
cant help it if ive not got a headache now, can i? ill try to give myself one then post about it but cant make any promises

what a life
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/68e.png/

>>82234222
He's such a whingy cunt. Get a new fucking schtick.

someone post some gifs or webms with strobe lights or flashing imagines, ill try to give myself a seizure, that should create a good headache

>>82234243
the lad likes the image, whats the problem
beats spamming SSM shit on the daily

Remember when Headachelad went to the Take That concert but had to leave during Relight my Fire because he got a bloody headache? Fuck me.

>>82234243
LMFAO at this spastic

Is Headachelad the latest dolly?
What's his lore, is he a nonce, does he frequent the noncenest, was he the older man HC sent nudes to?

ive been called a nonce a couple of times, and accused of being shippy once, that probably wasnt a co indidence

>>82234275
He is the chatlogs personified. Baldrew quaking in his boots.

>>82234275
He feels bad for being a nonce hence the constant headaches

Just watching some bint on the news and she said unironically...
"It's all about protecting children. I don't want my six year old accidentally stumbling across porn in their Snapchat account."
Are these bitches for real?

>>82234292
you could solve so many problems by normalising buying $20 Chinese game handhelds, instead of giving kids an Amazon tablet.
Normies really are just dumb as a brick.

>>82234306
The point is she thinks six year olds are using Snapchat and even if some are that's on the dumb as ham parents.

probably wont come as a surprise for some lads here but im going to take a nap now

>>82234275
>>82234282
>>82234286
>>82234291

touch grass spammer

>>82234325
im the 2nd one(headachelad)

What are you girlies going to do for your daily drama fix when 4chan gets blocked?

>>82234340
https://www.reddit.com/r/headache/

>>82234325
im the 4nd one

>>82234353
Am I the dolly?

I often have severe bouts of Vertigo, especially when I'm trying to solve a mystery. You don't see me banging on about it though, even when it nearly kills me.

>>82234317
Yeah, and I'm saying a 6 year old should have their hands on anything that can access snapchat. Those of us who are at all tech aware told jelly-brained normies this like ten years ago.
>bruv, there's porn and nonces on that. Get your kids a Mario, you fucking spack.

>>82234340
Spam SSM's YouTube comment section instead

Also, the nonces are literally just going to pretend to be kids, to get through the filters, so any attempt at filtering is ultimately worthless.
The best you can do is come down really hard on censoring content, when the content isn't even the biggest problem. It's the grooming.

>>82234340
>when 4chan gets blocked
Won't ever happen mong

>>82234376
No no it definitely will. In two weeks. Three, at the most

t. spacky mong boy

>>82230037
>>82230138
Thanks lads. I watched Hang 'em High and High Plains Drifter. Think I'll do Unforgiven tonight.

>>82234002
>>82234062
Editormong is one of the stupidest cunts imaginable. A completely useless eater who makes his living from pure socialism but thinks he'd be better off in a brutal winner-takes-all economy.

>>82234369
you wont
>>82234376
Is this the part were I say it will and you reply saying it won't and you get all giddy and start clapping your hands?

>>82234388
Nice one. Unforgiven is really good, I was lucky enough to see it in the cinema a couple of years back.

>>82234403
I thought he hated socialists and dossers, like an ancap type.

Morcambe FC is now owned by Sikhs and they've sacked the manager and put it in a Sikh nepo manager who has no experience. Kek.

>>82234410
Yeah that's my point. He's thick enough to bite the hand that feeds him.

Awww the girlies are creating lore for the latest dolly

Is there anything in the UK that is actually cheap?
I don't mean relatively cheap compared to our normal insane prices like hurr durr wow that two bed one bath shitbox ex-council property in zone 6 is ONLY 650k what a steal! I mean actually cheap in absolute terms.

I'm struggling to think of anything.

>>82234419
>Awww the girlies are creating lore for the latest dolly
same lad samedollying

>>82234413
He ran the academy at Leicester and then was a coach at Wigan. Seems like the kind of background you'd expect for a manager of a team like that.

>>82234421
Climb to the roof of a carpark, and hitch a tent.

>>82234423
He has a weird face. Ugly cunt should stay behind the scenes. Sikh albino freak.

>>82234406
> a cowboy named Quick Mike slashes prostitute Delilah Fitzgerald's face with a knife, permanently disfiguring her after she laughs at his small penis.

Well this should be a goodun.

>>82234421
I doubt there's anything really, lad. The economy's fucked. Not even the stuff that is subsidised (which we are paying for anyway through taxes) is cheap any more. You kinda have to wonder what the fuck is the point then for shit like that, but ah well, taxes only ever go up lol.

>>82234434
Which football managers do you find handsome?

>>82234421
>Is there anything in the UK that is actually cheap?
White girls in Northern towns.

>>82234421
University education is relatively cheap when you consider the ranking of the universities available.

>>82234458
Meh, yes and no. Again, it's all paid for by taxes and defaults from public money, so everyone is paying for it even if you don't have to do big upfront lump sums.
But also, again that's relatively cheap, I mean something that is cheap in absolute terms.

>>82234474
There are loads of things that are cheap in absolute terms. Bag of rice is cheap in absolute terms.

>>82234421
Milk. Oats. Vodka. Ryanair.

>>82234491
NTA, but rice is probably cheaper in Asia compared to here, so rice here is probably not actually all that cheap. Even potatoes don't seem to be cheap any more even though they are locally produced.

>>82234421
the entirety of scotland

>>82234421
two quid bus caps were a surprise, that's how people talked about buses 'back in the day' - you hop and give the dedicated conductor a fixed amount of coins.

i know they've gone up and are paid by NI contributions, but the fixed price YOU pay for some items is tiny compared to America.

bananas, speed, ketamine, some fruit/veg in an indoor market compared to a supermarket?

Theyre looking 6.50 for a small jar of Alta Rica instant coffee. I don't drink the stuff (got a coffee machine) but my mum does and she's fucking livid. Saw they were looking 5.50 for Options hot chocolate too, kek.

>>82234552
>i know they've gone up and are paid by NI contributions, but the fixed price YOU pay for some items is tiny compared to America.
prescriptions, i mean. derp.

>>82234537
yeah i'd also add milk.

>>82234539
>University education is just relatively cheaper, I want something that's cheap in absolute terms
>What about rice?
>Rice is relatively more expensive compared to asia so that doesn't count either, despite being cheap in absolute terms

???

>>82234566
Do you even know what "NTA" means?

You know what is cheap? Keeping your fucking mouth shut, softlad.

>>82234380
Ofcom would need to go through the courts and get ISPs to block 4chan. It will takes months.

>>82234554
glad more people are moving to beans/ground. i mean it does not get simpler as an ingredient, it's just the beans. tastes better even if you just make filter coffee.
once you're trying to do better/pricier instant coffee you've lost the plot. like advanced UHT milk or summat.

You know what's dirt cheap? Keeping your mouth shut and not making a fool of yourself. Apparently that's still out of your budget though. Fucking CUNT

what if you buy those insane 5 kg/10 kg bags of rice from an oriental supermarket?

not sure how it compares TO China or somewhere, but it's obviously a better deal to Asian families who eat it all the time (and have cars ;_;)

You know what is cheap?
Downloading music for free.

>>82234592
That's okay if you have the room to store it. The standard bags from Tesco are fine for me. Don't want to give business to one of those Muslim money laundering supermarkets either.

>>82234592
thats like me with bog roll where i buy in by the shedload
i made one order last an entire fucking year

Tesco? owned by the right kind of forrins.

>>82234602
going to report you to the BPI, lad.

Things that are subsidised by the government aren't cheap, the cost is simply distributed across a wider number of people. Ironically prices would be far cheaper if the government stopped interfering with the economy.

>>82234626
>the free market will sort it out!!!

>>82234602
I prefer ripping audio from YouTube videos using youtube-dl.

My dog's fartbergs are worse than Chika's. I fink.

Oh god it's the spacky editor mong

>>82234643
I know this is bait but it's working.

Grim to think an animal depends on someone like that. Poor doggerbreh.

>>82234626
>muh lassez-faire capitalism!

i think given some of the goods we're talking about and the fact some cunt CAN decide, say, chicken wings are "a fancy luxury, actually :)" that's utter bullshit.

some cunts will pay, ruins it for the rest of us. look at gamers - they go through their complain -> 'boycott' -> pay anyway cycle, every couple of years.

>>82234651
Something wrong with that, lad?

Just watch all the spackers pay 100 quid for GTA 6 (myself included).

>>82234686
Ruthmong will kill himself, that will take up the last of his warehouse savings

>>82234684
You know what you're doing and while it's working, I shan't engage with it.

>>82234686
Honestly Rockstar first party games are usually guaranteed quality. I haven't been disappointed by a new GTA or Red Dead yet.

>>82234686
Reckon it will be 120, because they can charge that much as idiots will pay.

>>82234702
>I haven't been disappointed by a new GTA
5 is a shit game

Thinking about cock again..

Specifically my cock.

In your mum's fanny.

>>82234698
I do know what I'm doing, I'm downloading music from YT, burning it to CD, then playing it in my car. I'm old school like that.

>>82234673
Yeah, I'm just about at the point of not buying new games or consoles, and subsisting on whatever I can grab for sub 30 quid.
It's getting ridiculous. I'm not playing the better part of 500 just to play a new Donkey Kong game. I'm not paying 60 to play Death Stranding 2. I'm not paying a potential 80 - 90 to play GTA6.

Imagine being the actress who plays Zoe Slater. You were the new Bionic Woman. You were supposed to make it big in Hollywood. Now you're a fat used up hag who has to resort back to doing scenes with Alfie and Kat on EastEnders.

i made an infinite starfield generator 'game' when i was 13.

a universe bigger than GTA 6's and all the Elder Scrolls combined? i could have sold that for one million pounds a copy.

>>82234708
I'm thinking about your cock too, dw.

>>82234707
I disagree. It's an old game at this point but on the original release on the PS3 I really enjoyed it. I never touched the online wollocks though.

>>82234719
I didn't, worst GTA by miles.

Can DVDlad explain to me why my torrent of Casino looks so washed out? I remember watching it and the colours were so vibrant, but now it looks really desaturated. It's .mkv format if that explains anything.

>>82234726
Interesting viewpoint. Why do you hate it so much? I still prefer GTA 4 myself to be fair.

>>82234704
I reckon they should make base games like 20 quid, but every game should have a big stupid collector's edition that comes with all of the dumb shit people love (a funko pop, a "collectable" comic, a steel book case), and that should be like 200quid.
Then the whales can subsidise the rest of us. I actually think you might make a lot of money doing that, because you're exponentially lowering the barrier of entry. You have to think about that stuff now that a lot of people just flat out only play free games.

But hey, don't listen to me and my good ideas. By all means, bring about a market crash. Idc.

>>82234732
Well what size is the file and what is the source? I have the 4K disc and it looks amazing, the best the film has ever looked. Will depend on your setup as well.

>>82234712
She's back? Few times I watched eastenders I still remember "you ain't my muvver!"

also made a Perlin noise 'terrain' generator (just a heightmap really)

maybe it not have a big city to explore, but you could fly around hills for hours. this was before Minecraft and would have changed the landscape (heh) of gaming.

>>82234738
The issue is they don't sell physical games anymore in the quantity they used to. They DID used to do all that stupid shit. I got a pair of night vision goggles with one of the Call of Dutys and a bunch of stupid shit with Fallout New Vegas as well.

I have not paid more than 20 quid for a game in over 10 years. I just play old games now.

>>82234739
7.3 GB
As for the source I dunno what that even means lol, the full file name is
>Casino (1995) (1080p BluRay x265 HDR afm72)

>>82234742
Yeah, she's returning this month and BBC are heavily promoting it.

>some Nintendo 64 games were 60 quid in the 90s blablabla

we all used to RENT games. magazines would even say whether something was worth renting for a bit, or buying for your collection. people didn't buy every last game.

>>82234750
The only time I've ever bought in on collector's editions, it turned out to be games I didn't really like.
I guess I do have collector's edition Dark Souls for Xbox 360, with the DVD. Issat worth money? Doubt it.

Remember Billie Piper is the next doctor lol

>>82234758
I got almost all of my n64 games second hand for like a tenner. The console itself was 70 quid on offer as well.

>>82234757
They must be getting desperate. I saw they had Grant back too.

>>82234754
Looks like it has HDR which you probably aren't displaying properly. Just go download a normal 1080p x265 Blu-ray rip without the HDR. Probably sourced from the 4K but 7gb is very heavily compressed in that case. I haven't torrented in a while so I'm a bit out of the loop.

>>82234736
I felt mainly like the gameplay was a slog with relatively boring missions that didn't do anything special. They had really boiled down to "go to a place and shoot some guys" to the most basic extent. Even the heists felt very underwhelming.
I also hated every main character in the story. They were either retarded, obnoxious or both. All a massive downgrade from 4 while not being fun enough to compete with VC or SA.
I don't think it did a single aspect of GTA better than any of the older 3D ones outside of obvious things like graphics.

>>82234758
You can get loads of games for a tenner a month these days. I'd have killed for that as a kid.

>>82234768
Is she? I thought she outright said she wasn't interested? I thought that was the BBC flinging shit and the wall desperate to keep Dr Who relevant?

>>82234768
Dr. Who is all but cancelled mate. There's not going to be a next series.
>>82234777
Yeah, Grant has always popped back in now and then but he's been recently back helping Phil with his depression and stopping him from necking himself.

>>82234768
not true. credits didn't say the usual
>introducing _____ as The Doctor
all the press release shit has been cagey.

production was so patchy and a lot of things were changed last minute, i actually believe they have no plan.

>>82234789
She definitely likes popping up for Dr Who, has done it before, but who knows about her actually wanting like a whole series.
Maybe they do one more special with her and immediately move onto the next diversity quota pick?

>>82234768
I honestly don't think we're ever seeing this. Doctor Who is done for the foreseeable future. They poisoned the brand, and they know it.

They all know full well they should have brought on board a popular hwhite male actor, like I dunno Hugh Grant or Gandalf or Matt Berry or something, just to do a few episodes, and that might have saved it, but they were way too high on their own farts for that.

Just make a Dr. Who anthology series where every episode is a different doctor. Make it like four mini films a series and get different creatives behind each episode. Don't let ANY of the current team go near it.

>>82234785
that was just DOS shareware, desu.

>>82234773
this too. most N64 games i owned had a "P" on the cartridge in permanent marker, because Electronics Boutique wanted to "brand" them i guess? in case you sold a pre-preowned game.

I had a chipped PlayStation so it was all on for free de lids.

>>82234808
>Matt Berry
That would be fucking magical.

>>82234810
That might be a neat idea. Give each episode to a different creator, give them complete freedom to rethink the entire concept and do whatever.
Ridley Scott's Doctor Who, Alan Moore's Doctor Who, George RR martin's Doctor Who, etc.

It's been shite since Donna. Fuck knows how many painfully bad seasons have been since then. I've only seen little clips on youtube but it looks like an irredeemable mess and genuinely badly made tv.

>>82234838
The new series was genuinely made JUST to push Russell T. Davies gay arseblasting agenda.

society used to offer rewards for following the rules
>study hard, maybe go to uni, look for a job, work hard, put in effort and you'll be rewarded with a career, good stable income, a wife, a house, a family, promotions etc.
now? no rewards to be had, anyone following the rules is a mug

>>82234807
>Maybe they do one more special with her and immediately move onto the next diversity quota pick?
Comic Relief special where she immediately gets shot, turns into some other quirky/celeb guest stars, they all get immediately shot too.

ends on an unknown male 40+ year old actor playing the role.

>>82234768
Ckin hell who's going to be the next doctor Cathrine Tate? Apparently the official doctor who magazine says the last series wasn't canon and it takes place an alternate universe it was that bad,

Billie Piper gets a big alien cock up her arse which unlocks her true form... Graham Norton.

>>82234855
>ends on an unknown male 40+ year old actor playing the role.
nah they should make it transition into a new series of red dwarf
"oh smeg" - the doctor

All the available torrents are HDR, so what do I do? Just look for the largest file size?

>>82234853
Where did you go to uni?

>>82234808
Hugh Grant was already Dr Who once.

although i like him now playing Silly, Old Hugh Grant in stuff, maybe if Doctor Who had gotten there first...

>>82234866
nottingham, lad

>>82234865
No idea, lad. All I know is if you aren't watching on a HDR compatible display then a file with a HDR grading is going to look like absolute shit. There must be a standard file somewhere from the old Blu-ray master.

>>82234853
The sad thing is that's how many want society to be now, all chaotic and individualistic, where people gleefully makes everyone else miserable.

>>82234869
Hugh Grant is at the perfect age to play an old wacky Dr. Who, he's been killing it in all his newer films. I would support this wholeheartedly.

>>82234869
Yeah, that was my thought. He was good in that, and now that he's in his phase of being an old man taking on weird roles, he'd be a good fit for it.

>>82234874
There's a very big difference between rational individualism and dog-eat-dog griftpocalypse. Britain, for almost all of its history up until the post-WW2 era was a remarkably individualistic society and flourished as a result.

>>82234838
>genuinely badly made tv.
even the behind-the-scenes stuff is so grating now. they DO have a budget but it goes to shit like "Unreal Engine 3D projection towers" (for an episode on a rock planet that COULD have just been a quarry).

Doctor Who Confidential had soul because it was about the crew rigging up pyrotechnics and shit. genuinely interesting to watch.

>>82234822
Still had to clone those cdr's though de lid, I used to rent a couple of games out from blockbuster and then copy them.

>>82234870
It's a good uni. How come you never ended up in a career?

>>82234893
My dad just bought me the burned games from dodgy dave down the town. Probably cheap as chips.

>>82234853
worked for me :)
besides the family shit but thats mostly due to my own social retardation and putting in no effort to find it

>>82234906
I remember we had a chipped ps1 as well. Sometimes they were in black and white. We didn't care because we was kids. Hell we was that poor growing up we was still playing Super Nintendo in the late 90s.

>>82234906
I have bad news for you lad. Your dad was sucking off Dave to get those games

>>82234886
>a remarkably individualistic society
Don't know what you mean by that, but I thought it at least had a common culture and societal rules, but even that is all thrown out now.

>>82234899
i've had jobs, but the economy is a shell of its former self, people don't really have 'careers' now, just flitting between work here and there, i think my average time in a role is about 18 months purely because there's no scope for growth in salary unless you move

>>82234906
>Probably cheap as chips.
Chips ain't that cheap any more.

Whenever I feel sad about the world, all I have to do is remember Davros just had his eyes shut all them years and I piss myself laughing.

>>82234925
Yes it did certainly have a very unified culture and clear societal rules. Individualism doesn't mean I got mine so fuck you lol, it's about respect for individual liberties. In the past it was such that you could do as you willed with your property and the law had to come up with good justification as to why you couldn't. Nowadays the opposite is mostly true. You have to ask the government to be able to do anything - set up a business, build on your own land, dispose of your own waste, not to mention that any time you buy and sell something the government sticks its hand in your pocket too. Individualistic societies favoured voluntary organisations rather than compulsory engagement e.g. pensions, schooling, healthcare and so on. This isn't some niche take, lad, historians of all stripes very firmly agree that Britain was historically a very individualistic society. It's really only in the post-war era like I mentioned that this has been turned on its head.

>>82234932
I mean look, people do have careers. I have a career

>>82234921
now thats some proper dedication to sorting your lad out with good vidya

>>82234958
not saying you are, because you aren't, but this sounds American.

there's a difference between the state leaving you alone in some civil liberties, personal freedoms/choices, privacy sense, and the state just doing/providing things.

you couldn't really opt out of coal from the coal board or water from the water board, could you. so like it or not that means taxation, you're not going to TAKE YOUR MONEY ELSEWHERE (harumph).

sociologically it's generally agreed Britain has been more individualist than collectivist compared to mainland Europe but that's less to do with political/economic stuff IMO. weird cultural thing (and dare i say it, wrong) but what 'community spirit' we had HAS been in gradual decline.

>>82234958
Ah, that's what you mean by individualism, there's probably a better word for what you are describing. Yeah, I agree, government probably started realising its power to become a nanny state through WW2 and the birth of the NHS, and women who want the nanny state realised their power to become karens after ww2 and the 60s.

don't talk to your neighbours
nothing is any of your business
touching/staring is a crime
taxes is communism

>>82234997
>not saying you are, because you aren't, but this sounds American.
I'm not American lol, but you need to consider that America was founded by Englishmen who were, even back then, so annoyed at the impositions on their liberties that they decided to risk death by sailing across an ocean to a wilderness filled with dangerous tribes. Yes, the individualistic strain is very, very prominent in America precisely because it was founded by Englishmen.
>but that's less to do with political/economic stuff IMO
This is arguably only quite recently again, historically taxes were very low, the economy very open and deregulated and politics was mostly 'figured out' at home and was little more than the rich and powerful arguing over how to divide up the rest of the world lol.
>weird cultural thing (and dare i say it, wrong) but what 'community spirit' we had HAS been in gradual decline.
I would tend to agree, but the presence of a community spirit doesn't negate the fact that the society was fundamentally individualistic. The community spirit was a recognition and celebration of historical/ethnic/religious homogeneity and also engaged with out of personal choice, unlike other societies where even if you didn't like it and it made your life worse somehow you're essentially compelled to engage with communal things. Catholic countries this was particularly prevalent.

>>82235010
Fair enough maybe there's a better word, but yeah generally you get the idea.

The battery on my ThinkPad has finally died. Dunno whether to replace the battery or just finally buy a gaming PC.

>>82235056
>the society was fundamentally individualistic. The community spirit was a recognition and celebration of historical/ethnic/religious homogeneity and also engaged with out of personal choice, unlike other societies where even if you didn't like it and it made your life worse somehow you're essentially compelled to engage with communal things.
yeah this is true enough.

blahblah 'altruism' but just like we've had class divides and so on, Christian charity was...well, Christian, not because Those Who Pray fancied a chinwag with the serfs, get them some food, hospitals, whatever.

i think we OUGHT TO move towards wholly secular in-it-together, collectivist shite, both as policy and as people-on-the-streets. personal freedoms like in the US, worship, marry, however you want? yeah, sure. but British socialism WAS taking some ground after the war, i think that was progressive and a step in the right direction. then we undid a lot of it in short order.

now we're undoing some of the undoings just by happenstance. enjoy your council-ran buses and operator-of-last-resort trains. we might have trams and new rail networks again by the 2050s, money going to the Treasury instead of German multinationals (corrr). as for people talking to each other, fuck knows. some humanist thing in me always says humans are generally nice, kind, want-to-get-along even purely practically. don't buy all the "grrr we're all dark and selfish animals!!!" stuff.

>>82235112
>some humanist thing in me always says humans are generally nice, kind, want-to-get-along even purely practically
See mine says "everyone is an abject cunt until I see proof otherwise".

>>82235112
>some humanist thing in me always says humans are generally nice, kind, want-to-get-along even purely practically
This is a noble thought, but doesn't hold in reality. People are not all the same. Different cultures, religions, ethnicities etc. create real, genuine divides that make trust-based in-it-together societies open for exploitation. You can't simply lift the legal system from high-welfare Sweden and put it in somewhere like Somalia and expect Somalia to turn into an African Sweden. People are different and respond to different incentives and want different ways of life for themselves. Unfortunately this means that in countries that have had multiculturalism forced upon them it breaks down quickly. Abuse is rife, nobody cares if they exploit the system. You also can't do socialism in poor countries (I would argue it doesn't work anywhere, but for the time it can keep chugging along you need A LOT of money and you burn through it quickly), the age old saying of 'the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money' is true.

>don't buy all the "grrr we're all dark and selfish animals!!!" stuff.
Humans are inherently selfish in the sense that everything we do is an attempt to benefit us in some way. That's fine and a good system should be one that takes that into account and even flourishes as a result, rather than one which tries to deny it. Of course, it doesn't negate acts of charity or kindness or whatever, but at the same time we have to wonder why, if people are generally nice and helpful, then why does the government have to force us to give over 40%+ of our money to make sure we keep being nice and helpful through proxy (government redistribution)?

>>82235119
thing is, i have repeatedly been proven wrong if i know someone long enough. the most cynical/selfish/'professional' type will break down over something. and i've known two actual diagnosed psychopaths (which is its own thing entirely).

even your older 'NIMBYs' (decent enough term tbqh), Doris and Arthur with their countryside cottage, probably 'got there' to seem degree, right.

hard to explain. but i feel like more people are LARPing as jaded cynics or outright pretending then there actually are. see some smackhead collapse on the street? it's more like ego than id, STOPPING bystanders from helping (wrong'un, not my problem, someone else will... whatever).

>>82235170
Nobody wants to deal with a smackhead collapsed on the street because
>1) They probably fucking reek.
>2) We know that if we help them they'll just be back on the street in a day and harassing/shitting up the public space.
>3) If the smackhead wakes up and decides they don't like you helping them because they're off their face on smack then you really, really don't want to have an aggressive smackhead getting in your face.
The government is responsible for maintaining law and order. Letting smackheads run rampant through towns is not doing this. The solution to this problem isn't encourage random passers by to help smackheads when they collapse, but to actually stop the drug trade, force addicts into compulsory rehab and arrest and incarcerate any stragglers who go around harassing people or otherwise being criminals in the course of their addiction.

If you have nice streets filled with normal people then you would see more people willing to pitch in and help if some random passer by collapses, because they would understand that something will actually be achieved if they help. Helping a smackhead is counter-productive at this point because it just means one more smackhead back on the street in a day's time.

>>82235158
>the age old saying of 'the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money' is true.
i mean this is true with capitalism too because it's not like Britain is some closed-system where it's ringfenced TO Britain. some fraction of my water bill is going to a Hong Kong multinational rather than the local water board.
money is fake bullshit (cartoon commie stuff, but it's true, it's a token for value) and i'd rather it be recirculated here, fairly. even 'absolute advantage' doesn't magically balance everything out. hell, sometimes you don't even have a choice (other water companies?)

>multiculturalism
fuck knows, but if you have the American civil liberties thing, what if someone's Catholic rather than Protestant? what about the north-south divide now that the kingdoms are united?

yeah there's more clash when a non-English-speaker comes from somewhere in the Arab world or Central Africa, but it's not like some level of integration/different cultures in society is impossible. where would you draw the line?

>Humans are inherently selfish in the sense that everything we do is an attempt to benefit us in some way.
this i just disagree with. even purely as animals. pack/social creatures. we even go AGAINST our nature, here (what i was saying in >>82235170)

>>82235200
>The government is responsible for maintaining law and order.
i mean should they not just leave people alone, and the smackheads have personal agency over poisoning themselves?

jostling you here but really i just disagree with your stance, seems almost Machiavellian, like 'humans are to be used'. yeah if you lend your smackhead mate twenty quid over and over and he just keeps buying smack, you're not helping. but you'd help your mates even if they've made what YOU consider to be a horrible mistake, right? i just feel that way about people in general (i also think it's pragmatic rather than bleeding-heart goody-two-shoes shit, it's like a win-win.).

>>82234421
Vegetables. Easy way to bulk out your food on the cheap mate.

Is Helper better than us de lids?

>>82235252
that's the entire premise of this general de lid

>>82235252
I can't think of any reason he would be.

>>82235233
The problem is that arguing for total individual freedom to the point where you logically must maintain a stance that it's fine for smackheads to roam the streets is untenable and even among people who advocate for individual rights this is a very niche stance. What people mean when they say they want an individualistic society is
>The government must act in a way which can maintain a baseline level of law, order and functioning economy in which then people can maximise their personal freedom through individual agency.
Allowing smackheads to roam the street reduces the average person's personal freedom because it means that some streets you simply don't want to go down, or in the most egregious cases, your person might be physically attacked for literally no reason. These are not the fruits of individualism. Freedom and order are a self-reinforcing circle. Lock the smack heads away and people will go to a high street to shop more.

I think people make this way harder than it needs to be.

>>82235252
he sticks his neck out for his smackhead mates.

>>82235252
Of course. He is the chairman.

We should let them fight in a gladitorial ring for more smack. That way, everyone is happy.

>>82235276
i mean you're getting into shady territory if you apparently want people to have the freedom to go about their day, but then we should have police locking up smackheads.

i think there's a middle-ground in community treatments, or i dunno, just having good mates ('a support network' as they say). actual treatment, yeah sure, NHS programmes (funded with OUR taxes). the longer it goes on the worse the problem is. even locking em all up would be really expensive.

i walk past drunks and smackheads every time i go to my local supermarket, they've put a fuckton of security stuff there mostly affecting innocent shoppers. i won't shed a tear if they nick some vodka but for the most part people on smack just sleep. the drunks are scarier, but there's MORE fights from 'normal' drinkers in the local pubs.

>>82235305
We must fundamentally disagree on the type of country want to live in then, because to my mind accepting drunks nicking things from shops sounds like a failed state. Competent, well-functioning and prosperous states don't accept rampant crime or dangerous people roaming the streets.
>getting into shady territory
Is it? Locking up smackheads to keep them away from the public is 'shady'? Is it really, lad? I dunno, I kinda feel like the public shouldn't have to just accept that rampant drug addicts can harass them in the street.

>>82234021
I heard that the wollox frog has been called in to work today- he'll be on standby for the whole of the Ebor festival

>>82235368
Love getting the sign to read WOLLOX, lad, really good little touch there x

>>82235305
They'd probably be better putting in the actual effort to get the dealers locked up.
Can't be a smackhead if supply is killed off.

Hope titlad and bootylad make an appearance to make the thread sexy again

>>82235368
For all the time you've been doing these now you could have learned to draw

>>82235338
i mean all these ne'er-do-wells are people and i think, by-and-large, we should PREVENT crime rather than deal with it AFTER it's happened (or while it's habitually ongoing).
and then rehabilitate people if we can, because sure, they could be of some value to society again.

some people are just 100% bad apples, fine. but it really is all the "underlying roots of crime" shit you've already heard/considered to death. people END UP how we're describing, i don't want it swept under the rug, i want them to 1. not end up that way, 2. get better if they do.

right now in the real world, prisons are fucking full. immigration, sure, but a lower population in general would be nice. maybe even lower birth rates for a generation or two, then back to replacement levels (it's happening anyway - not some Chinese-two-child-policy thing - great.)

liquidate the exploiter classes and their reactionary dogs x

>>82235383
Sorry lad, but it's not even my image, so I'm even lazier than you thought.

18 hour thread
Grim

>>82235380
I'm only here for lads who post music recs.

>>82235378
this too. the war on drugs is all kind of bullshit, but the actual industry/network is fucked.

(growing weed in your flat, whatever.)

>>82235387
The vast majority of crime is committed by a shockingly tiny fraction of perpetrators, the super-offenders or whatever you want to call them. The way you prevent crime is by
>locking up the habitual criminals, for good
>making crimes have actual punishments for deterrence, no more 'suspended sentences' and 'community orders'
>actually controlling external factors e.g. the flow of drugs (which the UK has simply given up on)
It's not possible to make a country 100% crime free, but the vast majority of crime is simply a choice that the government makes to allow it to take place.
>prisons are full
We need to massively increase prison capacity, CECOT proves you can do this easily, quickly, cost-effectively and lead to a staggering drop in crime rates. It's not difficult, again people make this way harder than it needs to be.

>>82235407
you only ever like the music i DON'T recommend (e.g. passively mention, or give as a comparison).

not going to actively suggest music i actually like. because you'll disagree. and it'll hurt my feelings ;_;

>>82235368
You having a bash on the Ebor festival Ponce?

What will the new edition be?

>>82235423
like what mate, dont remember dismissing shit besides just "its not quite my jam"

>>82235421
yeah i agree about the super-offenders really. if they're at that point where they do not give a fuck and oh they've breached their community order conditions again (police know.)... yeah fuck knows.

still think people END UP that way and we should nip it in the bud as early as possible, and it'd be nice if they CAN be rehabilitated. but sure, some people do just need locking up. but to me that's really last-resort. treat what you can 'in the community', even if it's unsightly to you.

back on to having some collectivism/community/social standards, i think just as a person it'd be good to instil general MANNERS. Paddington Bear style. i don't mind if someone is skulking around. i DO care if they litter.

Still pissed off Amazon US won't deliver to Northern Ireland but they will mainland or the Republic. Absolute cunts.

>>82235468
Buy some shoes and get your passport countersigned and you can travel to the republic and pick up your order de lid x

Took a quick skim over all that serious discussion. I think people should be free to do what they want so long as it is not affecting other people or society as a whole. The greater good always takes precedence. And you have responsibility for your own life, if you fuck that up by doing drugs or getting fat or whatever else was done freely by your own will, then that's on you. It's is not the rest of societys job to come rescue you nor pay for the consequences of your actions.

>>82235472
Oh I have a forwarding service but it's a bollocks. Easier to use WOW HD for my imports but having Amazon directly like they used to was so cheap. Bastids.

>>82235476
>The greater good always takes precedence
Okay commie

me patiently waiting to blogpost my britdrivel in a new thread

Wonder if SSM ended up going to the bookies

>>82235468
Lad, even loads of UK sites these days charge way higher P&P getting stuff delivered here, it's fucking shite.

>>82235450
trve trve, lad.

currently listening to that Drab Majesty, me. goth-y cold-wave music. might not be for you, but then again it might <3

>>82235492
And break his 34 months no bookies streak? Don't be daft lad.

>>82235476
>The greater good always takes precedence.
This has been the justification for every single act of imposition of liberties in history, lad. Who decides what the greater good is? Why should a headcount determine morality? What if the greater good demands all my money is taken in taxes? What if the greater good is confiscating crops to feed the voter base? etc. etc.

Objectively, the 'greatest good' is achieved through giving people more freedom, both economic and social, within the bounds of baseline law, order and economic functionality and then letting people work out stable equilibria themselves. Essentially the greatest good is achieved through not trying to pursue a notion of a greater good at the purely macro level.

>>82235476
>It's is not the rest of societys job to come rescue you nor pay for the consequences of your actions.
my COMMIE logic is it should be to some basic standard: welfare state, NHS, all that.

but what gets me is GoFundMe type shit. because that is the rest of society agreeing to chip in, voluntarily. which is fine. but the one i see a lot is
>donate to (transgender person)'s top surgery!
...surgery, so like private healthcare? because it's a medical issue, but you can't afford it? nah get to fuck you weirdos.

>>82235468
Never mind the US amazon, I get pissed when the UK amazon won't deliver to NI.

Epping council won

separating the art from the artist, me. not going to let those book-burners over at Cancel Culture HQ win.

>Amazon
>won't deliver to Northern Ireland
lol wut, just drive north for a bit.

>>82235520
>giving people more freedom
I would say that leads to the chaos we have in the west today, with no real community identity or culture.

>>82235521
If people want to help through charity, fine, but the rest should not be forced to fix your mistakes.

>>82235403
>18 hour thread
>Grim
Which dollies do you want to play with?

>COM OUT YERR BLACK N TAANZ
>*bombs manchester into oblivion*
>Y WONT THEY DELIVER TO MEEEREEEE

>>82235561
You don't think that has anything to do with the government pursuing the most aggressive immigration policy in history and flooding the country with utterly foreign people/cultures while also completely stamping out anyone saying that we shouldn't be doing this with legal threats and arrests?
Brits have never had less freedom, lad. Freedom isn't the problem here.

>>82235486
>HE GOT NO SHOES XD
SCREAMING CREASING AND HOWLING AT THIS DE LID DE LOAD DE LAD

an irishman is nought but a nigger turned inside out

>>82235558
Blame Brexit

Unpopular opinion: the average immigrant is better than the average native born British person

>>82235571
Shippy, HHL, Crossy, eva6

>>82235590
b8 used to be fun and believable

>Hi there, we can ship to Northern Ireland, you will need to select 'United Kingdom - Northern Ireland' for your delivery :) Please let us know if we can be of any further help at all.

paddieAnon they do apparently

>>82235590
Delightful, lad. But also even if they were, why would I want more immigrants? I want to live in Britain, not whatever country they're from.

THE IRISH OWE US REPARATIONS

ngl tho irish shitposting aside I find their accent on women absolutely FIT
>black hair
>irish accent
phoar

>>82235597
Only one of those still posts

>>82235604
well actually there are no natives born to britain in 2025 so the idea of ''britain'' is subjective, britain can be entirely made up of immigrants. I dont know why you lot are so thick.

>>82235579
That is part of it, absolutely, but people freely supported those immigration policies by a huge margin, the majority still support it today. But this goes further back than the last 20ish years of immigration, even in the 60s there was a growing divide between the young and the old, the liberals and the conservatives, the nationalists and the globalist that all lead to the chaos we have today.

>>82235598
It's not b8 lad. It's an unpopular opinion.
>>82235604
Well, they are. The rest of your argument doesn't stand up. Not all immigrants are from one place.

>>82235548
Well that album in particular is great before they got more radio friendly.

thanks to Queenadreena anon for the reccy

what are some more alt-rock bands with female vocalists? Flyleaf, Pretty Reckless, that sort of thing (nothing is 2mainstream4me)

>>82235632
Slow day at work is it, you perfidious Glaswegian drivel merchant?

>>82235641
You should be agreeing with me considering you're an aspiring immigrant yourself

Slow thread without your dollies you perfidious dolly drama merchant?

>>82235622
>but people freely supported those immigration policies by a huge margin, the majority still support it today.
Not true at all, and we were never asked, it was simply imposed on us.

if it were up to me id kick out millions over time whilst training up natives, rewild a tonne of the uk, rebuild all the disgusting architecture into cool looking stuff and basically make the yookay the cotswolds, it would be super comfy

You really think someone like HHL is better than a doctor from another country?

>>82235668
How long until you realise most of the natives are shitless and workshy

>>82235677
Thank goodness that the vast majority of immigrants are doctors from a culturally similar country!

>>82235677
inherently? yes.

>>82235677
>comparing HHL to a doctor
bit ridiculous, compare a native born doctor to a foreign one. Lets compare HHL to a hotel migrant, at least HHL isn't rapey, he might be a mong but I dont think hes overpowering any women any time soon so I pick HHL.

>>82235677
Foreign doctors absolutely yes

>>82235682
but they aren't though, more adults work than not

>>82235677
Yes and he's better than you as well

A nu

>>82235711

if HHL's conditions had been caught in infancy, they could have been corrected and he wouldn't be bullied to suicide his entire life.

>>82235666
>Not true at all
While the government just did what they wanted, most people accepted and allowed it.