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Anonymous No.82232787 [Report] >>82232798 >>82232819 >>82232951 >>82233500 >>82234109 >>82235671 >>82236236
I've had sex once and it was honestly pretty gross. I much prefer just jerking off to porn.
Anonymous No.82232794 [Report] >>82232812 >>82233594 >>82235648
she's literally like me
Anonymous No.82232798 [Report]
>>82232787 (OP)
I have watched all the pornos.
Anonymous No.82232812 [Report] >>82235671
>>82232794
Do you really look like semluv?
Anonymous No.82232819 [Report] >>82232827
>>82232787 (OP)
what was gross fella
Anonymous No.82232827 [Report] >>82233072
>>82232819
I was not expecting that level of heat and moisture. Just the inner mushy texture combined with the warmth and wet made my skin crawl.
Anonymous No.82232951 [Report] >>82233067 >>82233075 >>82233085 >>82233088 >>82233108 >>82234875 >>82236236
>>82232787 (OP)
Not even joking, I coomed so much to porn that my first time having sex was not exciting and boring. I couldn't cum for hours. I had to imagine the porn I've watched to climax. Is it over for me?
Anonymous No.82233067 [Report]
>>82232951
That's the end state of porn addiction. Yes, it's over.
Anonymous No.82233072 [Report] >>82233096 >>82233100
>>82232827
you might be autistic my friend
Anonymous No.82233075 [Report] >>82233108
>>82232951
Death grip claims another victim
Anonymous No.82233085 [Report]
>>82232951
it's better to jerk off to your imagination instead, forces you to think a lot more flexibly and holistically.
Anonymous No.82233088 [Report] >>82233108
>>82232951
Zero porn and nofap for a month to reset your death-gripped dick
Anonymous No.82233096 [Report]
>>82233072
Maybe. I'm a picky eater too so maybe it's all connected.
Anonymous No.82233100 [Report]
>>82233072
or maybe a faggot
Anonymous No.82233108 [Report] >>82233155 >>82233466 >>82236236
>>82232951
>>82233088
>>82233075
>it's death grip bro!!!!!!!!
The reddit strikes again. Retarded foid worshippers.

Her pussy was simply loose. Vaginas differ A LOT between women. Many women have loose fuckking feel nothing vaginas. It's genetic for women just like penis size is for men. Some women have very, very tight vaginas who grip harder than your hand ever could, or at least as good.

Again, just like many girls prefer big penises, many men prefer tight pussies. Find a better pussy instead of some loose whore.

I've had many girls and once you find a girl with a good pussy you'll start enjoying sex **a lot**. My first gf was pretty loose and I was like you - underwhelmed, couldn't cum and feel anything. My second girlfriend was the opposite of it and sex with her was fucking amazing, made me cum in 5 minutes tops.
Anonymous No.82233130 [Report] >>82233155 >>82233225 >>82233466 >>82236236
Also orgasm quality matters a lot depending on the vaginal texture & tightness. It feels so much better for me the more grippy & tight the vagina is.
Imagine a weak orgasm where you feel it for like a second vs. 10 second long orgasm where you cum with a power of thousand suns difference. It's huge.

Getting a girlfriend is just half the job (for experience) but unless you're super lucky, chances is she's gonna be loose. Why? Girls are single for a reason. A nice, kind girl who has a good pussy WILL NEVER be single and taken since she's like 16yo minimum. Why would a guy break up with a girl who he has good sex with + is treated well? Use your brain people.


ALSO FOR THE REDDITORS: I have a 7.1 inch cock with 5.8inc circumference. I am way above average. There's no way to tell a girl has a tight/good pussy other than fucking her sadly.

I am a huge coomer so I know a lot about masturbation. "Death grip" is not real. You can artificially make your dick more sensitive by not touching it but it's cringe and why would you even do that? It's redditor tier shit to feel anything from a loose whore.

I've masturbated with many, many different toys, imported best onaholes in the world straight from Japan and experimented a lot with sex.

good sex with attractive girl with a good vagina > Using a good toy > Using my hand > loose/bad pussy > Bad toy

just getting any girl is not worth it, if sex is bad just leave or you will regret it forever.
Many men simp for loose whores and it's hilarious to me. WHY are you even with them? Your hand does a better job.
Anonymous No.82233155 [Report] >>82233246 >>82233279
>>82233108
>>82233130
so make her do kegels, big deal
Anonymous No.82233225 [Report] >>82233246 >>82233254 >>82233279 >>82233392
>>82233130
>Why would a guy break up with a girl who he has good sex with + is treated well? Use your brain people.
You know that girls can break up, too because the guy sucks, right? And that most relationships end my her ending it, not him.
>"Death grip" is not real
Being a porn addict and having difficulties to cum or even keep it hard for long are definitely correlated. If it's because of the grip or something psychological doesn't really matter. The fact is porn is bad. And if you need to go through lots of girls until you find one that is so tight that she strangles your dick and this is the only way to enjoy it proves the point.
Anonymous No.82233246 [Report] >>82233282 >>82233341 >>82233466
>>82233155
Reddit whore cope. They don't really work, vaginas muscles are only at the entrance of the vagina making it feel really weird. Texture matters too and the natural size. The only thing that actually works to make loose vaginas feel good is if they are dry and unaroused lol

>>82233225
>You know that girls can break up, too because the guy sucks, right?
Irrelevant - she would be picked up really quickly by somebody else.
>Being a porn addict and having difficulties to cum or even keep it hard for long are definitely correlated.
Yeah when your gf is a fat slob with a loose pussy.
Stop coping.
Anonymous No.82233254 [Report] >>82233282
>>82233225
>The fact is porn is bad
Roastie detected, probably unattractive one too.
Anonymous No.82233279 [Report] >>82236441 >>82237007
>>82233155
>>82233225
>Excuse me fellow 4channers, you can devise a plan to not touch your dick for a month to feel a tiny bit of pleasure from a loose pussy
>Biggest cope around now: THE LE KEGELS! THEY WORK I SWEAR THEY SAID SO ON REDDIT AND COSMOPOLITAN.COM!
>This is normal, your dick is broken from porn addiction
>You wanting a girl with a nice feeling vagina and having good sex is entitled!
BAAAAAAAAAACK TO REDDIT

Women are subject to sexual standards too. Get used to it foids.
Also pic related is a normal woman. Not skinny. Not thin. Normal. Just so you remember what non-obese humans look like.
Anonymous No.82233282 [Report] >>82233290
>>82233246
>Yeah when your gf is a fat slob with a loose pussy.
>Stop coping.
You're the one coping. You failed at abstaining from porn and now you act like it's not a big deal and the bad side effects are because of loose pussies. The world is wrong, not you. You can sleep in peace now.
>>82233254
Jew detected, probably unattractive one too.
Anonymous No.82233290 [Report] >>82233308
>>82233282
Oh you're one of those save the white race foids. Sorry, you've lost your privilages. Get raped by jeets.

Not your savior.
Anonymous No.82233308 [Report] >>82233321
>>82233290
Not of what you said is true, but is funny that you immediately confirmed being a Jew.
Anonymous No.82233321 [Report] >>82233348
>>82233308
I have no idea how you managed to sneak in being jewish into a discussion about female
vaginas
You might need to get checked for a severe brain damage induced by feminist propaganda
Anonymous No.82233341 [Report] >>82233637 >>82233968 >>82234595
>>82233246
>vaginas muscles are only at the entrance of the vagina
pfffff
Anonymous No.82233348 [Report] >>82233377
>>82233321
>I have no idea how you managed to sneak in being jewish into a discussion about female
>vaginas
Because you are defending porn like your life depends on it.
Anonymous No.82233377 [Report]
>>82233348
What does that have to do with being Jewish
Anonymous No.82233392 [Report]
>>82233225
>Being a porn addict and having difficulties to cum or even keep it hard for long are definitely correlated.
Porn just gets very one dimensional and bland very quickly. A lot of porn is trash. Attractive women dont make porn and women who arent "eye cancer" have very bad production quality. I mean they charge like 200$ for a request video and no, nobody buys those. Its a stupid business for stupid people.
But if you havent seen porn in a while just the excitement of seeing a pussy of a somewhat decent women is nice. This has nothing to do with building a tolerance to it. Its just like food, if you are starving even trash tastes great, but nobody likes eating the exact same food every day. And porn is even worse because you dont get to interact with it. There is just a video and you can never change it. If you found one video you liked you cant just watch it again (unless you wait months or years until you forgot it). Thats why coomers must download and hoard everything. The goal is to get such a large collection of videos you can just work your way to the bottom and when you are there you forgot the top and you dont have to waste time digging for good videos.
Anonymous No.82233466 [Report] >>82234288
>>82233108
>>82233130
>>82233246
>reddit
There's like one or two subreddits that are dedicated against porn and six gorrillion subreddits dedicated for gooning. But somehow being anti porn is what represents reddit. Nigga, if you are pro porn then you're reddit incarnate.
Anonymous No.82233500 [Report] >>82233609
>>82232787 (OP)
Happy to hear that the straights are having the same struggle. I always imagined sex was more fun for you guys, seeing as how it doesn't involve hours of prep and zero spontaneity. Also, you both use organs which are designed for sex, so, that's probably a plus too.
Anonymous No.82233594 [Report]
>>82232794
Your tits have a really nice shape.
Anonymous No.82233609 [Report]
>>82233500
dicks are designed for frotting, not languishing within the slimepit of a w*man
Anonymous No.82233637 [Report]
>>82233341
Are these on a hidden skill tree no one has ever told me about?
Anonymous No.82233774 [Report]
I had sex 3 times. I didnt feel anything. Only thing that was going through my kind was "i guess im having sex now"

it was so many years ago its just a blurr now so the memories doesnt help my incel mind. Past sex doesnt help anything, just like fapping you need it regulary to feel satisfied
Anonymous No.82233968 [Report]
>>82233341
Very cool animations produced by a quack.
Anonymous No.82234109 [Report] >>82234144
>>82232787 (OP)
So, I really loved sex the first time I had it at 21. With a girl I met while I was in the navy. She was too. It lasted two years and it would not have lasted any more than 3 months if it wasn't for the fact that I was absolutely in love with sex. After ended I found another girl within 6 months who actually likes sex, and I didn't even realize that the first girl didn't like sex until I got with the second one. And many of you should remember this.. sometimes it takes getting out of relationship and getting into another one to realize that that previous relationship was very bad or toxic or whatever. The second girl even woke up in the middle of the night and started rubbing my cock, which woke me up and I just got up and placed myself behind her as she got into position and we fucked and I was telling her about just how much more amazing it was, hell, the first girlfriend wouldn't even lick my cock let alone suck it, let alone take a load in her mouth! Later that night, she says that she has a surprise for me after she jumps off my cock, she starts sucking me, and doing some ball sucking which I've never felt before, which was like the ultimate pleasure it seemed. Holy shit do I love having my balls sucked! And then I came while she was sucking me and she swallowed it. That lasted nearly two years, and I found my third girlfriend within 6 months of the breakup. Sex was great but there were some things I didn't like. I did not like that creamy cum looking stuff that she would excrete from her pussy and as we are fucking I can see it streaked across my cock. And it was some sort of Rhythm like it happens at a certain time of the month, I don't really know when but I remembered that for a good 10 to 14 days, something disgusting was going to happen. I remember when she would get on top of me and then we would both orgasm and she got off me I would close my eyes and she would hurry up and go get a wet towel and clean me off
Anonymous No.82234144 [Report] >>82234171 >>82234563
>>82234109
Continuing. So, after that relationship went South after a poultry 6 months because she was crazy, couldn't find a girlfriend again. I always found a new girlfriend Within a 6 month time frame, I kind of knew in the back of my head that my lucky streak is over because I don't look good enough. And I would have to try really hard, and finally find a girl. Well, I then bought a sex doll. This would be the beginning of 2016. At first it was kind of cool, and I bent it over a couch in my new house, and I wasn't a fan of the coldness. So then I tried different ways of heating it up and eventually come up with multiple different ways to heat the entire body up. Just had to wait about 4 hours for the warmth to get right to the very core of the doll. It was bliss! Smoke some weed and get nice and high, and fuck that thing with porn playing on a box I made for the laptop to be set on, at the head of the bed. Sometimes I even do LSD and have sex and nothing is better than that. All of my top 10 orgasms happened on lsd. My top 100 orgasms all happened with a doll. And I even had these times where you would never do this with a real person, but I'm fucking the doll and I get it on its side and have one leg on the bottom going straight out and another one bent up and over so I'm pretty much fucking her on her side but I'm on top and everything, and I just start punching it in the lower back and punching it in the head and face and really just taking all my anger of the last three girlfriends out on this thing. No damage, other than the eyes popped out. About 5 years ago, I was 32, I had a chance with the girl after she was drinking and I was smoking, cuz I don't like alcohol, and I went to go down on her and the smell of her pussy made my cock hard, but I could not get over the fact that I did not like the smell of pussy anymore. She smelled absolutely fine as far as pussies go. But I just couldn't handle it. Not when I have been fucking sex dolls
Anonymous No.82234171 [Report] >>82234573 >>82234595 >>82234639
>>82234144
And the sex dolls are always pristine in the way they smell. No smell! Also no squirting. Many guys especially young guys, don't understand that squirting is piss. If it's a girl that drinks plenty of water all the time, it's going to come out clear and doesn't smell too horrid. In fact they've already done studies where they have a girl piss completely, take an ultrasound and sing an empty bladder, spending a couple minutes getting aroused and they would see that the bladder, quickly created some fluid. And then they have the girl orgasm and did another ultrasound to find an empty bladder. Squirting is piss. Also remember I let my second ex-girlfriend live in my new house after a couple years when she needed help getting back on her feet, and I had to tell her to quit jerking off in her fucking room because the smell of piss was emanating from her room. So gross. The only type of discharge I ever liked from a girl, was the clear stuff which I believe happens for the first week after a menstrual cycle. And then the two weeks after that is that nasty white stuff.
Anonymous No.82234288 [Report] >>82234572 >>82235781
>>82233466
>knows how man subREDDITS there are for and against x
Bro, what are you even doing here? You are a REDDITOR. Fuck off back to your betamale haven.
Anonymous No.82234417 [Report] >>82234595
same. virgin until 32. first gf was drop dead gorgeous but the sex was probably the hugest letdown of my life. i preferred just talking to her than having sex. 5 years later it's probably the reason i haven't pursued another romantic relationship.
Anonymous No.82234563 [Report]
>>82234144
>I just start punching it in the lower back and punching it in the head and face and really just taking all my anger of the last three girlfriends out on this thing. No damage, other than the eyes popped out.
That's fucking hilarious LMAO
Anonymous No.82234572 [Report]
>>82234288
Everyone knows there is a nofap subreddit and 6 gazillion porn subreddits, that's public knowledge. I also know there is a facenook marketplace while never using the site.
Anonymous No.82234573 [Report]
>>82234171
>And then the two weeks after that is that nasty white stuff.
All women have this shit? I only thought my gf does that.
Anonymous No.82234595 [Report] >>82236669
>>82234417
Loose pussy 100%, I am telling you good pussy is not "disappointing" it gives you strong orgasms like you could never do with a hand!

>>82234171
Seems like you also had bad pussy. Bad pussy is common, just like average/small dick is common. I'd also prefer a doll to a nagging bitch with a loose cunt.

I am a huge gooner. I am for real when I tell you that good pussy is amazing but girls with good pussy are fucking rare.

>>82233341
And how many women can do that or have the discipline to train? Just like with men - any man theoretically can get big in gym and have big muscles yet most people are obese and almost nobody has even a six pack (which is not even that hard to achieve if you are not fat).

Almost nobody. And almost no woman trains that and if you tell her to train that she's gonna think you're sex obsessed, that it's X Y or Z. You need to find a gem of a girl in the first place to be okay with training her vagina just for your pleasure.
My point about loose pussy stands. It's way too common.
Anonymous No.82234639 [Report] >>82234667 >>82235785
>>82234171
This whole thing about being disgusted by body fluids and even closing your eyes to not see it is so gay. You're probably also a gay germophobe.
Anonymous No.82234667 [Report] >>82234678
>>82234639
You're just a top simp redditor. Nothing gay about having preferences for not having gross white discharge. Calling him autistic would be understandable, but gay is just reddit tier.
Anonymous No.82234678 [Report] >>82234683
>>82234667
Le sensitive zoomer detected. Calling eachother gay is the most common thing amongst guys that are older than 20. But is ok bro, I will vote pro gay marriage next time, just for you.
Anonymous No.82234683 [Report] >>82234690
>>82234678
You're really fucking dumb, you know that?
Anonymous No.82234690 [Report] >>82234706
>>82234683
Nice argument
Anonymous No.82234706 [Report] >>82234727
>>82234690
It's not one; it's remark on your intelligence. Arguing with a retard is mostly pointless.
Anonymous No.82234727 [Report]
>>82234706
>It's not one
I know, that's what I said
Anonymous No.82234875 [Report] >>82234942
>>82232951
How does one even reach this state? I get more horny from seeing irl girls than any porn.
Anonymous No.82234942 [Report] >>82234974
>>82234875
NTA. I performed well when I first had sex at 23 but it didn't feel great as much as I thought it would. I've been jerking it to porn since I was 13 and grown accustomed to it. I think I'm asexual because I only seem to get horny once a month.
Anonymous No.82234974 [Report]
>>82234942
I've been jerking off to porn earlier than that, and I don't think I'm addicted to it, mainly because it's boring. I often jerk off to pictures alone.
Anonymous No.82235648 [Report]
>>82232794
Prove it slut. Also be my slut gf please.
Anonymous No.82235671 [Report] >>82236208 >>82236363
>>82232787 (OP)
>>82232812
>another russian girl
You did it again, r9k
Anonymous No.82235781 [Report]
>>82234288
No one was talking about reddit until you brought it up out of nowhere completed unprompted
Anonymous No.82235785 [Report]
>>82234639
Actually, it may have been because of my disgust for ejaculate. Like, I can't watch guys cumming in porn. It's really gross. And I remember she would be upset when we were in doggy style, and I'm sitting there watching my dick go in and out and more and more of that nasty white stuff from her pussy is getting on my cock and getting spread around and I would pull out, and grab a wet and warm washcloth to kind of wipe my cock clean, and then around her pussy and then reinsert and after a couple times of doing that she was asking me why I kept wiping my dick off. I was telling her that there's some white discharge that's getting all over my dick and it's grossing me out. She did not like that. And specially after she rides me and she goes into dismount, now it's all that nasty white shit along with a bunch of my own cum. Double gross. I remember the first time, she told me just lay back and close my eyes and within 10 seconds she was wiping me down. I really liked her for that. Of course, her caring was all an act. After she got pregnant, in which all she wanted was a friend that couldn't leave her, she turned into an entirely different person. You know, acting like a piece of shit bitch, trying to henpeck me, and when she sees that it's not working, she just want a head and up and moved to texas. Which from where I live and where we were at at the time, was completely across the country.
Anonymous No.82236208 [Report] >>82236325
>>82235671
Did what again?
Anonymous No.82236236 [Report]
>>82232787 (OP)
>>82232951
Sorry to hear about your mutilated penises and how a human vagina lacks the proper grip strength and texture to stimulate what's left of your nerve endings. Do you jack off by smashing your dick on an anvil with a blacksmith's hammer?

>>82233108
>>82233130
>it's not death grip
>btw I can only cum if I repeatedly slam the car door on my dick, and pussy feels gross.
Anonymous No.82236325 [Report] >>82236363
>>82236208
Worship, fella
Anonymous No.82236363 [Report]
>>82235671
>>82236325
I personally like the femininity of russian girls.
It's so sophisticated and especially tender.
Anonymous No.82236441 [Report]
>>82233279
TrvthGOD, I kneel
Anonymous No.82236669 [Report]
>>82234595
>Loose pussy 100%
yeah maybe i don't care at this point. im glad i got it out of my system and lost my virginity but i can go on just with the occasional masturbation. completely lost my drive for a gf.
Anonymous No.82237007 [Report]
>>82233279
>Also pic related is a normal woman. Not skinny. Not thin. Normal. Just so you remember what non-obese humans look like.
Finally... something true