Thread 82238931

>wake up in Japan for another day
>tfw have to leave my ryokan in a few hours
>go downstairs for a coffee from the vending machine
>the coffee has a image of one of these horsegirls from this new popular game
>smoke a ciggy with my coffee
>hab a beautiful mountain view
>gonna go for a quick onsen bath
>breakfast afterwards
>&then prepare to leave

You're honestly living the life man hell yeah

Do they drive on the right side of the road in the left side of the vehicle in Japan like how it is in the americas?

>>82238931 (OP)
Why didnt you meet anybody while you were there and be hanging out with them on your last day?

>>82239012
Thanks
I had to bleed and sweat the last 8 months for this
welp the funds came from the hustle last year but had to manage things befor I could travel away for a bit
>>82239068
Japan is left sided
It goes back to the samurai, cause otherwise their katanas would hit each other while walking by
And cause a fight
There is moar to it but thats like why Japan is leftsided overall
>in the americans
Eh im bretty sure americans are right sided
The british and the kangaroo people are left sided!
>>82239077
I met lots of nice people
One was even asking for contact infos but was like nuh is okies
Ig im very picky overall
>one night I order a lot at a ramen place
>even some sake
>the guy next to be & I had a good time
>out of the blue
>he pays for my bill while leaving
>tells me thats his welcome2japan gift to me
>there is this one ojisan who visits a certain shrine in Tokyo on the 1th of everymonth
>met him by being there by coincidence
>I plan to be there again on the 1th to see him again and be like byees

>>82239168
They do that cause you're white. You think non-whites get the same treatment?

>>82239168
Yes Americans drive on the right side of the road, but the driver sits on the left side of the vehicle

>>82239189
Non-Whites should not be in Japan

Pretty cool greentext thanks for sharing that anone

>I didn't want to leave the onsen
>but im slowly running out of time
>gonna breakfast & prep2leave
>magome is next
>it has like old historical towns around it
>and trails the samurai used as like their highways by foot to reach edo
>>82239189
Im Persian, rather pale with blue/green mix eyes
But I think the nihonjin's can tell im not from europe, I also got a tan here
>>82239244
0h I dont remember that from my time over there
>>82239337
>the amount of girls in kimono holding hands with a either white or brown guy in kyoto
>I was like /pol/ wouldn't rike this at all
>welp there seem to be a big amount of japanese guys who are too creepy
>like they take idols/waifu/doll obsession way too seriously
>while not taking care of themselves
>and the good ones seem to be fed up with their culture
>https://youtube.com/shorts/l4WhDSnrRxA?si=Wc2m97NYpzq8Fakq
>but I do hope it's not as bad as it seems/people say
>perhaps it was just funny coincidence I run into these couples
>its also possible that they were tourists from the US and A
>Kimono rental service seems like a big thing
>Japan is great and should stay like that
>>82239359
Don't thank me for that but ur welcome desuu
>>82236296
Ohayouuu to you desuu

>>82238931 (OP)
i hope you kill yourself, because i want what you have and i dont have it.

>I think I fucked up NOT putting the ohayo creme brulee into the freezer thingy
>cause it was rather a liquid lule
>I still slurped it away
>can't let a cream brulee go to waste
>soda for breakfast is bad
>but I need to get my fridge empty
>the golden box is cake from a lake shrine
>will save that one up cause my stomach is exploding
>okies it's getting late
>thanks youtube for blessing me with this
>https://youtube.com/shorts/LCpjVmDIS0c?si=JWONPG5p-dxCVJP7
>I had to laugh SO hard
>>82239627
I always tended to say
Im such a loser, if I can achieve something then anyone can

>have to check out un 21 minutes
>im good 2 go
>time for a last ciggy n green tea
>another check t0 see if I have everything wouldn't be bad

>>82239609
Non whites should not be in Japan + you're Indian + you're entirely full of shit

>>82240241
>https://youtube.com/shorts/FLMGqHdoI3o?si=IgNQgMhblH89EPS1
Me while in Dubai
There is this Indian place I tend to go to eat several times a day sometimes
They know what I want without speaking a word

>>82239337
Japanese girls are begging for BBC.

You guys all act like it's the cure-all to move to east Asia but I live in a major city in Australia which is filled to the brim with east Asian girls and they don't want me, a nerdy skinny white guy.

>>82239337
>Non-whites should not be in a nonwhite country
Nah faggot. The most obnoxious people I saw in Japan were whitoids prancing around on Halloween like children in onesies.
The beginning and end of you being treated good there is having light skin. It has nothing to do with who you are as a person, but that doesn't matter anymore as you've all dropped the mask and are brazen about being superior cause of your skin color or some nonsense. You infest multiple countries but hate brown/black people for offending your eyes apparently. I wish the world wouldn't see you things as people and just be done with it already

>>82240241
He's not Indian lmao, he made that clear. You're a retard living in an eastern euro country or the middle of bumfuck nowhere, USA.
See >>82240301 I'm gonna go where I like and your faggot immature ass better not get in my face about it. Honestly sick of you things.

>>82240210
why do people sit on the floor while eating at the table? how common are couches or chairs in jap?

>>82238931 (OP)
Is Japan worth living in if I really hate humid weather

>>82239609
persia is cool

>>82240320
no, half the year is tropical-asia humidity

>>82240314
>he's not Indian
Nope, he's pretty obviously a pajet. I can tell by him randomly bringing up "all the women in kyoto holding hands with whites and browns"
No white man would ever actually use such a blatantly false and cringe line.

>i'm going to go where I like
Sure whatever faggot, and I'm going to comment what I like where ever I like. Don't like it make a fucking blog and fuck off.

>y-y-you live in a small town
kek, this is the best you could come up with?

>sayonaraaa
>waiting for my shinkanse now
>there is much2tell but im in a lil hurry
>got two Bento's for the shinkanse ride
>smoking a cigarette & gonna reply quickly
>>82240295
Bruh this was never about finding a Asian here
Plus go work out, for yourself u dont need to become crazy buffed
>>82240301
The british and spanish speaking tourists seem like the most annoying ones
British tourists are already the WORST in Dubai & Amsterdam
>>82240314
Im also like the only Iranian anon who has been a menace on /r9k/ since like 10 years
>>82240316
I have n0 clue sorries, the floors is rather soft so it's not uncomfortable, rather the opposite!
>>82240320
Idk about living here
The humidity is bad but personally
Germany feels worse and I survived Dubai in summer
I was build2survive this
>>82240344
Yes! I need to finally see Perspolis myself the next time im in Tehran
>I should hurry
>Israel is preparing for a real war fr
>>82240990
Lma0 I knew /pol/fans would seethe but its just what I saw with my own eyes!!
>https://files.catbox.moe/jv4d5o.jpg
>white man
Im Persian u bakahead

>>82241161
you do speak japanese, right?

>ten minutes til my shinkansen
>tfw I got a window seats
>okies will shut up and focus on getting the right one
>last time I went into the wrong shinkansen lule
>im so hungry & sleepy
>can't wait for my self heating bento
>>82241181
Nope, I do recommend Chatgpt & DeepL
>a few words can be also helpful tool
>like sumimase(excuse me), Kudaisei(please) and Gomene (big sorry)
>I was doing well with Duliongo back home
>I even went cheeky to go for the Dutch course on the side
>cause as a german & english speaker thats pretty easy
>and I wanted to flex with a fifth language
>but my private life turned into a shitshow
>so I stopped the learning to get at least work done befor my travel
>kinda regretful
>next time perhaps desu

>I made it into the right shinkanse methinks
>im SO hungry
>have to waith 8 minutes now for the bento to heat up
>gonna send a pic to mom
>she keeps watching japan related instagram stuff
>she is jelly
>I need to take her with me for a japan travel one day desu

>>82240266
BBC is a dead meme, my good troon.

>>82241422
I've never met a Persian IRL but the ones I know from the internet are always gigabased. Thanks OP for the cool images and greentexts. I enjoyed reading this thread. Hope you have a career windfall and can afford to do more stuff like this. And obviously hope the world gets better in general but can't be too optimistic about this clowniverse. Cheers.

>the wagyu self heating bento was great
>the second one was okies
>I usually don't hab issues with motion sickness
>but shinkansen gib me headaches
>I will still look outside the entire time
>was a little shitshow to catch my last train
>one would usually need to take final a bus and a bit of walking to reach magome
>but fortunately my host is gonna pick ne up
>I actually feel shy about it oof
>pic rel is from Hakone
>unfortunately most of my pics are over 30mb
>>82241467
Dont response to filth like that
>>82241812
Big Danke desu
If u can find one good persian fren you are in for a good time, hospitality and sharing is a big part of our culture
But there are dangerous / assholes out there too, so its not a guarante
>https://youtube.com/shorts/eq1MfLIULTo?si=kh8VP3_37KFnkYAy
>but can't be too optimistic about this clowniverse
I would agree on being in the clowntimeline
I wrote a long wall of text ranting about politics but perhaps better n0t
Im very sleepy
Anyhoo if I can find someone to go trick or treat with me dis year, I wanna cosplay as the joker
>https://youtu.be/JeyVU4nMWCg?si=1fmaS5_1D1hpWlbv
>I was stuck in a mental ward during Halloween once
>had tons of sweets from my ex roommate
>who left them for me cause he wanted to lose weight n exercise after getting out
>borrowed lipstick from a female patient
>"paint" some glowing red clowns stuff on my face with it
>go around handing out candy
>there was this kurdish grandma patient
>only this one turkish guy was able to understand her at times
>he said she was blessing me for the free candies
>>then the n0 fun nurse was like
>go wash your face or else u get in trouble
>at first I was pissy at her
>but yeah imagine if someone went into a psychotic episode and then saw this scary clown
>>>>>>>>the first patient who talked to me was some black guy claiming to be haunted by the IDF
>yes the Israel Defense Force is what he said
>I instantly felt like being at home lole

>trying not to fall asleep to not miss my stop
>im so rekt and sleepy
>google says it would take a Lil over a hour to reach magome after my stop
>im really lucky to have this host who picks you up
>so its like barely 20 minutes with their car
>>82236296
Im like feeling clingy towards u already uwu
What is dis reeee

>the landscape is bretty already
>I wanna rush smoking a ciggy
>but letting them wait seems rude
>they are gonna hold a sign with my name on it
>rofl
>why didn't I told him
>"just look for the gaijin witg blue-purple hair
>im also wearing my Helluva Boss t-shirt

>>82242617
>im also wearing my Helluva Boss t-shirt
Why not just say you're a tranny from the start?

>have a entire house for myself
>this is like a place you can book for 8 people to share
>gonna use the outside bath and then dunno
>im just rekt
>smoking a ciggy with my vending machine coffee
>the host is very kind and quirky
>offers me to drive me grocery shopping whenever I need to since we are in a rural mountain area
>lots of free stuff in the fridge already
>tons of beer and sake but you gotta leave cash in a box for it
>gonna treat myself to some sake perhaps later at night
>>82242857
I also love Hazbin Hotel
But im still just a guy lule

>in a warm outside bathtub
>dunno what to do next
>im just exhausted
>I thought I would rest in Hakone
>ofcourse I went hiking for like 6 hours while already tired from Kyoto/Osaka

>>82240314
This, chud retards speak on behalf of east asians like they're their property and think that shit is flattering to any asian with a slither of self respect.

>felt like the comedic relief character again
>wanna repeat the bath tub
>it has some automatic fire heater
>use it for less than 5 minutes
>stick my foot inside
>at first nothing
>ITS BURNING HOKY SHIT
>ig bath time is ova
>I think I will go for a very short hike
>just check out my surroundings and lil
>and then ask the host to take me to a store to get foods for tonight
>there are free cup noodles
>but I need moar energy for tomorrow!

>Kuma warning
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>the sun is going down
>end of my Lil hike
>I need a bear bell for tomorrow

>I went grocery shopping
>host drove me to the store
>assisted me with it
>he jokes around that I bought enough for a entire week

>I start drinking befor cooking
Great this will be a challange
0h I can listen to music cause its just me here with n0 neighbours

>everything is prepared
>gonna start cooking the meat once the rice is ready
>ciggy breaaak

>>82236296
Where did uuuu go reeeeee

>>82241161
>Bruh this was never about finding a Asian here
>Plus go work out, for yourself u dont need to become crazy buffed
I used to work out daily and didn't notice a difference but in all fairness my class was a sausage party.

>>82239337
How stupid do you have to be to say non-whites aren't allowed in a non-white country

>>82243388
>>Kuma warning
Better than a kooma warning.

>>82243762
Not fair that this indian tranny with blue hair gets to see these sights while I am stuck in Norway..

>>82240295
>major city in Australia which is filled to the brim with east Asian girls
Australian guys still vastly outnumber the asian girls, allowing the girls to be picky.
Go to Asia and see what happens when the asian women suddenly outnumber the white guys 10000 to 1.

>>82244477
Or a skooma warning.

>I madqe this while drinkuuu
>holy shit it was a mess cause 2much oil
>a painful mess
>>82244270
It took me several attempts til I enjoyed the gym
Just keep going
>class
What
I made my most progress with the only person I consider my fren irl
And we used to get high AF befor working out

>>82238931 (OP)
>14 hours 37 minutes ago
What the FRICK. When I was browsing earlier I searched the entire catalogue up and down to see if you'd made a new thread yet. How did I miss this?
For some reason I didn't think to actually use the search function to look for ">wake up" though. I guess my mind was on the tasks ahead. Lemme finish chores and I will lock back in on my (You)ing

>>82244619
Damn okai maybe after chores + food because seeing this made my tummy rumble

>it taste better than lots of stuff I ate at resturants
>welp my uncle is a cook & runs one of the best resturants in tehran
>went viral cause in one of the most popular comedy reality TV shows in Iran
>one of the guys was like I barely eat what my wife cooks nowdays
>cause I eat at [my uncles name] all the time
>my favourite iranian director/actor/musican is also a patron there
>uncle wants to use being on his good side to introduce me2him
>holy shit im SO DRUNK
>https://youtu.be/Ku8iAndBYnw?si=MlXf8z_N3NKoZ0dA
>his dedication to his characters in movies or TV shows is too great
>in that one show he sticks to a fake cough
>Mom hates it but I Love it
>he created a own culture and dialect for a made up rural Persian village for this one TV show
>there was a time where every Persian talked like they were from that made up crazy backwood village

>>82244731
Big baka moment desu
Cute pic tho :3
Goodlucks with ur chores and hab a nice day
Im gonna hurry up2sleep.soonish desu

>>82245056
I checked in to see how much time had passed and saw this... And then it made it hard to look forward to replying since you said you'd be going soon. I think I will just have to wish you a good night and come back when I have walked off the crestfallen feeling of missing the Ceb interaction window again. It is hard even getting the clearheadedness together to write this much after the the "O-oh..." so I don't think anything I write trying to force it will be worth either reading before you sleep or when wake up. Catch you later. Remember to drink some water before you retire so you don't wake up too hungover.

>>82245368
Well if u hab steam or Snapchat yu can add me there xd
>I need one last ciggy
>afraid of bears
>cant and wont smoke inside
>this gucking micky mouse plush in the corner is scary af
>I will ask the host to remove it tomorroe
Okies here we gooo with the cig
I will rush back inside in panic ofc

>>82245570
>Do I reply and get caught in 4K still furiously refreshing the thread even after tsundere tantrum
>Or do I not reply and leave senpai all alone with the bumps in the night
Excruciating impasse ;-;

Sometimes when innawoods I wear my bear bell like a cat collar bell around my neck. Feelscuteman. Would recommend.
I don't think the local kami would do you dirty if you're being so respectful to still brave the night to not smoke up your host's place. Fate should, hypothetically, favor your pure heart.

Get the fuck out of my country cracker bitch

>>82245661
>managed to smoke but in panic
Ur cute
I will go2bed fr now
Take care desu

>>82245661
Also I need someone2cuddle
Hurry up and come to bed already uwu
Okies I will shush now

>>82245742
Extremely relevant picrel you gots there...

>>82245771
T-that's where I was headed anyway to give the clingbrain time to settle down after out-clinging the clingster anyway. A bit demeaning to just be fill-in
>someone2cuddle
not
>youspecifically2cuddle
but. I am just a mercenary, yes, watching out for lesser youkai. No one is allowed to haunt you but I. I have to be in the bed with you to make sure there are no monsters under it, o-of course.

Alright, get some rest. I respect the making the most of your days, but if you catch a cold from wearing your immune system down, you're only stealing from future adventures. Conquer the countryside in moderation, baka. Or next time I tuck you in, I'll tuck you so tightly you can't leave.