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Anonymous No.82246575 >>82246583 >>82246867 >>82247006 >>82247012 >>82247017 >>82247049 >>82247080 >>82247087 >>82247232 >>82247426 >>82247482 >>82247567 >>82247860 >>82247881 >>82247965 >>82248103 >>82248163 >>82248215
Why do men hate unnaturally colored hair so much? I can get why they hate tattoos because they look kinda like dirt and obscure stuff and are forever, but bright hair are literally just fun and pretty and you can change them any time. All anime girls have bright hair so like purely esthetically people like the idea. Why is it so shunned irl?
Anonymous No.82246583 >>82246937
>>82246575 (OP)
Natural hair that is well cared for is just better.
Anonymous No.82246867 >>82247019
>>82246575 (OP)
I hate anime and girls with purple hair are marriage material.
Anonymous No.82246937 >>82246993
>>82246583
But it's boring. There us literally only colors irl - poop and sand
Anonymous No.82246993 >>82247042 >>82247866
>>82246937
Just speculation, but this is exactly why. On some subconscious level, we understand that girls who want to dye their hair bright colours are perpetually-unsatisfied lunatics. If a bitch starts whining that natural hair colours are "boring" then what about when you have some unsightly freckles? When your muscles don't have a perfect Schwarzenegger alignment? When it turns out that adult life is actually about being stable and caring and supporting each other? People who constantly search for thrills and cannot find any happiness in simplicity are going to be a nightmare in a relationship.
Anonymous No.82247006
>>82246575 (OP)
I don't, I like girls with coloured hair/alt aesthetics.
Anonymous No.82247012
>>82246575 (OP)
I like it especially with lip piercings and tongue piercings.
Anonymous No.82247017
>>82246575 (OP)
I don't like what a woman trying to be fun and "zany" implies.
Anonymous No.82247019
>>82246867
>are NOT marriage material
Anonymous No.82247042
>>82246993
This exactly. I would also add that women with dyed hair have a reputation of being promiscuous or political activists. It's unfortunate for the women who aren't like that but the stereotype is there and it has some truth to it.
Anonymous No.82247043 >>82247062 >>82247074
women making adult choices is unattractive to men

tatoos , hair dye , high paying jobs all signify that you're over 18. therefore fantasy ruined
Anonymous No.82247049
>>82246575 (OP)
Because, while I don't mind sticking my cock in a cartoon character - I have zero desire to make a home with one.
Anonymous No.82247062
>>82247043
>tatoos , hair dye , high paying jobs
things that have never been mentioned in a sentence together before now
Anonymous No.82247074 >>82247189
>>82247043
lulz can't tell if bait or female. Still funny, so I'll reply.
Quite the opposite, actually. Tattoos and hair dye signify that you're mentally 12. I thought those Spider Man temporary tattoos you could get were the coolest shit ever when I was a 6 year old.
Anonymous No.82247080 >>82247871
>>82246575 (OP)
Not me, I actually like women with this type of alternative/evil look
Anonymous No.82247087
>>82246575 (OP)
It's an expression of self destructive tendencies which hints to mental illness. This also applies to piercings and tattos.
Anonymous No.82247189 >>82247206 >>82247225
>>82247074
Meanwhile all the males here are extremely immature
Anonymous No.82247206 >>82247217
>>82247189
>You're a child
or
>you can't have sex haha

Anons, why do foids thinks it's an insult to call someone a child? Do they hate children or something?
The sex "insult" has already been explained to death, no need to explain unless it's something novel, thanks.
Anonymous No.82247217 >>82247249
>>82247206
Grow up and have sex with a woman incel
Anonymous No.82247225
>>82247189
And the females are somehow worse!
Anonymous No.82247232
>>82246575 (OP)
Men hate unnatural hair colors.. when they are on ugly women. Same with tattoos (within reason). Like 0% of men give the slightest fuck if you are hot and have blue hair or a tattoo on your ankle. You see people bitch online as a virtue signal that they would not follow if given a chance.
Anonymous No.82247249 >>82247331
>>82247217
Done. and done. Bout to be a father soon too. How you doin'?
Anonymous No.82247331 >>82247351
>>82247249
>Done. and done. Bout to be a father soon too
Sorry but getting fucked up the ass will never make you incels a father
Anonymous No.82247351 >>82247374
>>82247331
>Y-you gay!
Oh, yes the 3rd one, how could I forget. Thank for reminding me. Still kinda pales with 100+ memes males got you beat on. Don't you feel sad?
Anonymous No.82247374 >>82247387
>>82247351
Post the pregnant belly. Post her cunt. Oh wait you can't. I'll wait for all your excuses
Anonymous No.82247387 >>82247392
>>82247374
>Post her cunt.
You first. Tits/cunt or gtfo
Anonymous No.82247392 >>82247413
>>82247387
>You first. Tits/cunt or gtfo
Here you go queer
Anonymous No.82247413 >>82247429 >>82247605
>>82247392
So you decided to be a faggot instead. Bravo.
Anonymous No.82247426 >>82247467
>>82246575 (OP)
#1 Usually the people that choose the fun anime hair colors are mentally ill
#2 Most people who are mentally ill and chose fun anime hair colors aren't very good at aesthetics and end up looking much worse than they would with natural hair colors, not that they looked good to begin with
#1 + #2: Anime hair colors in real life outside of cosplay are red flags and look like shit

If you're gonna be the exception as a reasonably mentally sound female with good sense of aesthetics and you're gonna look just like an anime girl, then go ahead, also be my gf.
Anonymous No.82247429 >>82247485
>>82247413
Still waiting for your pics of proof faggot
Anonymous No.82247467
>>82247426
Ur just confusing socially acceptable mental illness to not socially acceptable mental illness
Anonymous No.82247482
>>82246575 (OP)
I don't like people that change themselves too much, simply.
Anonymous No.82247485 >>82247504 >>82247512 >>82247806
>>82247429
I don't have pics of your tits and cunt, you're the one who's supposed to post 'em, you rat.
Anonymous No.82247504 >>82247532
>>82247485
Post your gf/wife. It's not that hard
Anonymous No.82247512 >>82247532
>>82247485
Wait...you're having a kid yet you post pornography on r9k? Very disturbing behavior
Anonymous No.82247532 >>82247604 >>82247806
>>82247512
Disturbing to whom? You? My gf's seen my rekt folder. We laugh at jeets getting trained, and chinks getting chinked.
>>82247504
Terms were given. Tits/cunt or gtfo.
Anonymous No.82247567
>>82246575 (OP)
It sincerely doesn't look good.

>All anime girls have bright hair so like purely esthetically people like the idea
And it doesn't look good outside of anime. Honestly, it can even stand flat in some character designs occasionally, though it really depends on the color.

Anyway, natural hair color is simply better.
Anonymous No.82247604 >>82247629
>>82247532
>We laugh at jeets getting trained, and chinks getting chinked.
No you don't . Ur living in a weird fantasy world
Anonymous No.82247605 >>82247629
>>82247413
I would take most women's tweets with a grain of salt. They're clearly trying to gas themselves up.
Anonymous No.82247629 >>82247640 >>82247642 >>82247844
>>82247604
I very well fucking do, and she's not even the first one I've shared laughs over rekt threads. Two ex's before her over the years.

>>82247605
>They're clearly trying to gas themselves up.
True. But I've worked as an uber driver and seen firsthand how easily they get dick on a whim. No different from ordering food.
Anonymous No.82247640
>>82247629
Yeah, I don't entirely dispute the story. A lot of male normies lack basic standards.
Anonymous No.82247642 >>82247672
>>82247629
>Two ex's before her over the years
Just admit ur a virgin. No need to lie to a stranger on the Internet for some strange form of validation. Nobody likes you anyways
Anonymous No.82247672 >>82247681
>>82247642
>Nobody likes you anyways
Even if that were true, why would I give a fuck? I don't need people to like me. Most people don't anyway, and that's fair, cause I don't like them either. If you don't recall 80% of the cattle got vaxxed, and an entirely different percentage can't imagine a fucking apple/smells/sounds. Do you give a fuck if such automatons like you or not? Grow a fucking spine. Have some standards.
>lie to a stranger on the Internet
This retarded meme is opposite. People more often tell the truth anonymously, rather than IRL. You have it all backwards.
Anonymous No.82247681 >>82247738
>>82247672
I'm not gonna read that. Just post the proof
Anonymous No.82247738 >>82248043 >>82248088
>>82247681
You talk as if you're owed something
Anonymous No.82247806 >>82247844
>>82247532
>>82247485

really impressive, I wish we had x-ray sort of view of what the fuck is going on... it is almost as if it goes in the lungs...

the vagina have a life span of a few hours of friction, it becomes ruined forever. it is almost as if you need the woman to not be ready to get fucked, you want that zoloft dry pussy so you can feel something.
Anonymous No.82247844 >>82247891
>>82247806
Don't have an x-ray, but I can definitely give you an idea of what's going on. You know how they keep saying
>Pounding the cervix hurts i no like big diggs!!
for 5-6 inch cocks? But others take 10in no problemo?
Well, apparently there are two pockets around the cervix on the belly and back side respectively. They can stretch, and give orgasmic pleasure as they do. They are named Anterior fornix + Posterior fornix as in picrel. Essentially what happens - if you get the angle right - you can sort of slide/push past onto the side of the cervix and get your dickhead inside this pocket. This is what makes women have PIV orgasms without clit/gspot stimulation. The caveat is - that for most, these pockets are 6+ inch deep. So GL reaching those with le "average" benis.
Also, this pic too. >>82247629
Anonymous No.82247860
>>82246575 (OP)
i like tattoos, dyed hair and septum piercings though. the one thing i fucking despise is glasses. if you're eyetarded you should kill yourself
Anonymous No.82247866 >>82248044 >>82248117
>>82246993
> If a bitch starts whining that natural hair colours are "boring" then what about when you have some unsightly freckles? When your muscles don't have a perfect Schwarzenegger alignment?
What the hell are you talking about. Freckles and whatever body you have are not boring, they are just your unique traits. It would be boring is you were some sort of perfect model. Hair is just an accessory tough, if one wear let's say same earrings whole life it's boring.
> When it turns out that adult life is actually about being stable and caring and supporting each other?
Absolutely unconnected. You can have interesting life without drama. World is beautiful, try discovering it. Nothing better than looking for a way out of trouble with your beloved and discovering a field of wild raspberries. Flowers are varied - why can't humans be?
Anonymous No.82247871 >>82247914
>>82247080
Colored hair are not evil or alt. They are just decorations.
Anonymous No.82247881 >>82247887
>>82246575 (OP)
its not the hair, but the people that generally come with it
Anonymous No.82247887 >>82247952 >>82248007
>>82247881
yes. girls who are attracted to weird colored hair in the first place tend to have major issues
Anonymous No.82247891 >>82248088
>>82247844
I think woman says those things to try to preserve vaginal grip, I come to this conclusion because one whore that I dated, first time I had sex with her, she voluntarily sat on my dick and it was really tight, a few hours of fucking her it never got that tight again, I guess they keep saying to go slow so it never truly gets destroyed.

The other day I come to the conclusion that it goes inside the womb, which for me is the only explanation since a toddler is almost the size of those toys...
Anonymous No.82247914
>>82247871
I know but I meant I like the punk/goth look of which colored hair can be a part.
Anonymous No.82247952
>>82247887
>major issues
Be major cuties you mean?
Anonymous No.82247965 >>82248097
>>82246575 (OP)
Because it's pozzed libshit and it doesn't look good irl like it does for anime girls.
It's just eccentric.
Anonymous No.82248007 >>82248029 >>82248068
>>82247887
Like liking aneme and wasting their youth roleplaying as Miku Hatsune in Perfect World

Men be like I want autist gf but then go nooo not like that
Anonymous No.82248029
>>82248007
I don't want an autist gf I want a bpd gf there is a big difference
Anonymous No.82248043 >>82248088
>>82247738
Anyways my original post was how immature males here are you proved my point multiple times. Good job bud
Anonymous No.82248044 >>82248066 >>82248117
>>82247866
>Flowers are varied
Yeah and we don't paint over them because they are beautiful just the way they are.
Anonymous No.82248066 >>82248073
>>82248044
They actually do I fact paint over them in shops kek
Anonymous No.82248068
>>82248007
nobody is worried about what autism girls do, plus they are INCREDIBLY rare. most girls with dyed hair are BPDemons
Anonymous No.82248073 >>82248101
>>82248066
Maybe the shops you go to
t. Landscaper and florist
Anonymous No.82248088 >>82248111 >>82248154
>>82247891
Nah, it doesn't go into the womb, just the fornices mentioned. As for grip. The vagina is a muscle and women are mostly retards that can't even control static contractions of their fucking arms, so it's magic to them. Some can contract their vagina voluntarily, but most do it unconsciously. Ideally, a woman can train her vagina and learn to do shit like this >>82247738
and control their grip. Even the biggest "loose" size queen should be able to make any guy feel "tight" if she trains to use her vaginal muscles (it's a big muscle and can hurt your cock if she's strong). Most are lazy cows though so don't expect it.
>>82248043
>you're a child!
Yeah yeah, you hate children, I get it. Now kindly fuck off back to your wine or whatever.
Anonymous No.82248097 >>82248168
>>82247965
>It's just eccentric
Is that what you say when your secretly deep throating cocks at the gloryhole?
Anonymous No.82248101 >>82248140
>>82248073
It's literally all of them
Anonymous No.82248103
>>82246575 (OP)
It's moreso what that entails in a person
Anonymous No.82248111 >>82248235
>>82248088
>you hate children, I get it
Are you saying you are immature because your are literally a child who isn't old enough to post here?
Anonymous No.82248117 >>82248145 >>82248234
>>82247866
>Hair is just an accessory tough
Madness. Actual madness. What? You're going to swap your hair out like a hat? Just because you *can* kind of easily change it, that means it's in its own special category that just isn't that important teehee? God gave you your hair, have some more respect for it. This gets us to the second part of the problem - unnatural hair dyes just look like shit. Whenever I see blue or pink or green hair or whatever it always looks like it's more nasty and wispy compared to normal hair

Maybe I like a girl's natural hair colour. Maybe I'd like her to try out different styles and hair accessories before she tries to turn herself into Hatsune Miku?

>>82248044
This. I want my girlfriend/wife to slowly evolve into a better, kinder, stronger and more mature person and I believe that a part of that is accepting yourself. (you) can do whatever the hell you like but when it comes to my dear, nonexistent wife I want HER, and that includes me playing with HER beautiful hair.
Anonymous No.82248140
>>82248101
>telling a literal florist how floristry is done
Mkay
Anonymous No.82248145 >>82248193 >>82248234
>>82248117
>want my girlfriend/wife to slowly evolve into a better, kinder, stronger and more mature person
What in the normie hell is that? I want my girlfriend/wife to quickly evolve into an eldritch being made of sadomasochistic desire and the congealed blood of the wild animals she parasitically infests
Anonymous No.82248154 >>82248235
>>82248088
bitch did kegels once and gave up, kek.
anyways...
Anonymous No.82248163 >>82248257
>>82246575 (OP)
it isn't "shunned irl," every carbon copy young western shitlib woman (read: most young women in the west) have stupid hair colors because it is incredibly in vogue and women will do anything as long as it's fashionable. it's not even really "shunned" here, there is merely the perception of such because 4chan is one of the last places on the internet where people can go to express unfiltered, non status quo opinions, like "your pink hair looks stupid fucking stupid" or "women with unnaturally colored hair are damaged/unattractive/retarded/etc."
Anonymous No.82248168
>>82248097
Nice projection, slut.
I don't even want to know what stds are festering in your system.
Anonymous No.82248193
>>82248145
Have you been in a coma since 2006? I wouldn't be such a miserable, unlovable chudcel if I was a normalfag because I'd just be out there catching STDs from trashy skanks instead of sitting in my childhood bedroom fantasising about having 3 happy children in an imperfect but healthy marriage.
Anonymous No.82248215
>>82246575 (OP)
I love unnaturally colored hair. Especially green. Girl with natural is boring
Anonymous No.82248234 >>82248401
>>82248117
> You're going to swap your hair out like a hat?
Exactly
> God gave you your hair, have some more respect for it.
With all due respect, if God exists he doesn't give a shit. In fact I can argue that he gave humans ever-growing hair exactly for the purpose of experimenting with it. Most animals don't have hair like our heads do. It's just another expression of our privilege of free will.

> I want HER, and that includes me playing with HER beautiful hair
Shallow and superficial idea. Everything is beautiful about a person you love automatically, that's just how love works.

>>82248145
Kinda based ngl
Anonymous No.82248235
>>82248111
I'm saying you're using the concept of "child" as a fucking insult you insufferable dunce. What the fuck do you reckon that says about you and your psyche? Massive idiot.
>>82248154
heh. Just tell her she'll get better/stronger orgasms (partly true). Worked for mine. She can push my cock out. My ex was better at grip tho. Make sure she does both kegel and reverse kegel if she tries it (tighten, and relax). Else she might get some pain from sore vagina, and you don't want that.
Anonymous No.82248257
>>82248163
No, all men hate colored hair. It's one of the rare things from here that also stand true irl.
And also it's not vogue at all. I see a colored hair female maybe once or twice a month and I am no neet. I walk around city center a lot.
Anonymous No.82248351 >>82248419
I'm convinced women get tats/dye hair/piercings - to becomes LESS attractive, cause they want to be seen less sexually desirable to the male gaze, or at the very least - the average male gaze.
Essentially, it's a big "fuck you" to most men.
Anonymous No.82248401
>>82248234
>Exactly
Well have fun, I don't think ripping it out is very easy and wigs aren't very comfortable.
>It's just another expression of our privilege of free will.
So maybe do something smart with it instead of making yourself look like a tropical insect?
>Everything is beautiful about a person you love automatically, that's just how love works
Let's take this to the extreme, shall we? Your husband shows up covered in cow shit, he tells you he's experienced a religious awakening and is Hindu now and wants to brush his teeth with cow urine too. Do you go "Wow dear, I'm so happy for you! :)" now that your house will permanently stink like a barn? You gotta love everything about your hubbie!
Anonymous No.82248419
>>82248351
>I'm convinced women get tats/dye hair/piercings - to becomes LESS attractive
I think you're right, but personally I think most of the time it's OTHER WOMEN convincing naive girls to do these things as a way of sabotaging them.

foids are vicious to each other.