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Anonymous No.82248563 >>82248622 >>82250713 >>82250755
how fucked am i
ive never had a gf and probably never will
https://litter.catbox.moe/gav0m5.png
Anonymous No.82248622 >>82248669
>>82248563 (OP)
Rope yourself LOL fag
Anonymous No.82248669
>>82248622
meanie :<
i dont have very many friends
Anonymous No.82249060 >>82249097
Why did you post your dick on the internet OP?
Anonymous No.82249063 >>82249070 >>82249097
cute
will get gf
I promise you
Anonymous No.82249070 >>82249097
>>82249063
no he won't
he obviously wants to be the gf
Anonymous No.82249097 >>82249133
>>82249060
idk i felt like it
>>82249063
i hope so, im starting college soon
>>82249070
why do you think i'm trans
Anonymous No.82249133 >>82250214
>>82249097
>college
yeah college might not be easy for you if you're straight, but you'll be fine
oh and because you have a cute little penis and a slender body they think you're trans
Anonymous No.82250214
>>82249133
im gay i think
is my thing really that small? that makes me sad anonny
Anonymous No.82250267 >>82250593
mine is like 2 times smaller or more but I never really had any insecurities or something related to it, why the fuck would I care if no girls ever talk to me bc Im ugly youre just trying to find a problem arent you?
Anonymous No.82250593
>>82250267
sorry im just retarded
im insecure about it yes, in fact it's kinda why i went gay (knowing i couldnt satisfy a woman)
is that rational
Anonymous No.82250713 >>82250772
>>82248563 (OP)
is that it fully erect? how tall are you?
Anonymous No.82250755 >>82250919
>>82248563 (OP)
start lifting
women don't like the whole "cute, soft boy" aesthetic for very long especially since it doesn't hold up very long despite you admittedly being very attractive
Lifting will give you a better body and make you feel stronger and more confident because of it, and you won't have to anglefraud to look more feminine since you'll just be a normal, healthy-looking man.
If you want more confidence start building your body instead of turning gay because the only attention you get is from big hairy prison-bi men telling you your vaguely feminine body is sexy like I am doing right now

Unless you're fine with being gay-ish like you currently are, which you really genuinely don't seem to be.
Anonymous No.82250772 >>82250796 >>82250830
>>82250713
semi-erect
im 5'10
https://litter.catbox.moe/i050f2.jpg
it doesnt get much bigger than this
Anonymous No.82250796 >>82250919
>>82250772
you are too tall for me, stay gay i guess
Anonymous No.82250830 >>82250839 >>82250919
>>82250772
dude you seem to have a fine body, literally just eat more and start working out I can even give you a basic plan and recommendations if you want to start getting healthier

WHY BE THE [Mentally ill] WHO HATES HIS [.00039 btc] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE THE [[BOSS OF THIS GYM]]
Anonymous No.82250839 >>82250852
>>82250830
whats with the spamtonspeak
Anonymous No.82250852 >>82250870
>>82250839
Never fucking question me again do you understand
Anonymous No.82250870 >>82250915
>>82250852
dont worry anon I like spamton too
Anonymous No.82250915 >>82250974
>>82250870
Well you too can have a [WORKOUT-READY BODY] if you'd like the help vro
Anonymous No.82250919 >>82251141 >>82251273
>>82250796
okay sorry :(
>>82250755
ive been underweight all my life though, id have to bulk first
plus i take concerta so my appetite is low
>>82250830
go ahead ig
Anonymous No.82250974
>>82250915
dont need the help im already quite fit spambuddy
Anonymous No.82251141 >>82251307
>>82250919
>ive been underweight all my life though, id have to bulk first
You definitely will, but don't worry, bulking isn't nearly as bad as people make you think it is, ESPECIALLY if you're a newbie making newbie gains. That svelte little frame isn't gonna turn super fat overnight, don't worry.

Anyways this is gonna sound like a lot but it's really very simple:
For nutrition:
1.) Download a nutritional tracker, my personal recommendation is MyFitnessPal since it's got a VERY extensive list of foods and is generally very good at showing you everything you need to see in terms of nutrients.
2.) Find your maintenance calories (MyFitnessPal has this), and make sure you begin eating at a caloric surplus of around 300-500 calories CONSISTENTLY.
3.) Make sure you consume enough protein, around 1 gram per pound of body weight is a good benchmark, and more importantly, try to eat more whole foods. For that, I recommend checking out some of Scooby1961's videos, he goes very in depth with nutrition.
4.) Really don't need to overthink it, your biggest thing is getting enough protein and enough calories and you'll learn more about macros and micros as you go on.
(Also check out Talon Fitness, his channel has good advice for diets and nutrition.)

running out of space gonna make another post for training stuff
Anonymous No.82251273 >>82251307
>>82250919
TRAINING:
1.) For muscular growth, the most important things are time under tension and exposure to loads, so, basically, make sure you get full ranges of motion with your exercises and make sure you push yourself as far as you can go while maintaining good form.

2.) Use this program:
https://files.catbox.moe/xqej2t.pdf
It's a VERY good, VERY simple beginner routine without too much volume and he explains a lot of shit really well in it better than I can.
If you want even SIMPLER, but a pure focus on strength instead of muscle gain, Starting Strength is the way to go. Literally just google "Starting Strength Program" and you'll be on your way with that.

At your level, full body routines are going to work just fine, once you get further in and understand form and training better you can experiment with more things like Upper-Lower splits and PPL (not recommended but I actually fucking love it).
3.) MAKE SURE you have good form and make sure you properly brace during bigger compound lifts. Having proper form and range of motion is going to be the best for strength and size gains, even if it's not always the sexiest thing in the world. You can always push hard, but make sure you're safe. If you're unsure of form, look it up.
If you go to a commercial gym they should have lift belts that you can borrow once you get better at bracing and can make use of them.

4.) Stay consistent and DON'T compare yourself to others. Stick to your program, even when you feel discouraged. It'll be months for you to start seeing visible progress, and when plateus hit that's when it's most important to stay the course, even if it seems like other people progress faster than you. If you only do it for a few weeks, or if you slack, you won't be able to break through your current limits.

that's about the basics, watch a bunch of Scooby1961's old videos tho he's really great.
I do hope you take this to heart it won't be easy but I believe in you you slender little angel
Anonymous No.82251307 >>82251386
>>82251141
>>82251273
thank you anonny
will do
ill save this stuff
Anonymous No.82251333
>attach anime woman
>some random text about how your life sucks or something adjacent to this
>respond to every reply in an unmeaningful way with your shitty typing style as if you're a 14 year old on discord
i fucking hate your archetype so much. your whole personality is self deprecation and acting like a helpless feminine faggot. kill yourself dude.
Anonymous No.82251386
>>82251307
Ofc bro, I'm happy to help. Also I'd download that PDF sooner rather than later, I bummed that link off of somewhere else since I didn't have it on hand.
Hopefully you get out of this self-deprecating rut, I share a lot because exercise helped me out when I did this same kind of fag shit.

Get stronger, start focusing on hobbies and skills, eventually you'll start to build confidence once your mind reflects your body and ability when you grow, hopefully.

One last thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKRiU9u_Hc
This is a really good video for a daily morning stretch routine I've followed it for a few years now
gnight bro mwah