Thread 82249736

Any tips on making myself gay? I've been trying for a while with some success, but I still don't really find irl guys all that attractive and am still a khhv. I have no interest in the public humiliation ritual that is trying to date women so I'm trying to get as far away from them as possible.

are you into men at all whatsoever or is it just the draw a girl call it a guy but irl femboy slop youve see on the internet

>>82249748
I am kinda into them. The only meet up with someone I've ever done in my life was with a guy but he was so ugly I had to make up an excuse to leave. And I've been masturbating almost exclusively to guys for a long time, and plenty of other gay stuff about myself I could list off.

>>82249791
was he ugly or was he average or just not one of the estrogen "boys" you fap to on the internet
sorry just your question and photo of choice reminds me of the infinite other pornsick weirdos who ask the same thing

>>82249885
He was ugly. I took him out to breakfast instead so I didn't feel so bad but yeah, not attractive.

>>82249748
actual gays are extremely rare, it's just incels coping by resorting to pederasty

>>82249924
Eh, this just sounds like some /pol/fag talking point

>>82249924
Pederasts never label themselves as gay tho.

>>82249937
>>82249951
i'm so GAY now where are all of those smooth shaven BOYS at

>>82249748
>>82249885
>another fag gatekeeping being gay because he's jealous of femboys
lololo

>>82249963
It's pretty common. Femboys are at the highest tier in the gay pecking order and everyone knows it.

>>82249961
Actually try taking your meds this time anon

>>82249963
I noticed that too
t.femboy
plenty of femboys look very fem!

He needs to enslave me with his cock

>>82249736 (OP)
you cant really make yourself "Gay" in the normal sense. Most guys who are "Gay" and date trannies are just settling for what they can get, and I don't blame them. Having a trannie gf is at least better than having no gf.

>>82250093
uh wtf is this shit bro that's a MAN that's gross this is the gay thread

>>82250208
ORIGINALLY COCK

I'd be the biggest gay that's ever gayed if it meant I could get a bf like piceel

>>82250642
hot, how big are you :3
cuteboy asking

>>82250642
hoooolyyy crap
that twink is goals

>>82250655
I have an exceedingly average cock and would thoroughly disappoint you BUT I'D KISS YOU AND STUFF TOO THAT'S GOOD RIGHT!?

>>82250673
That is cute and great :3

>>82249736 (OP)
Get a job where you're forced to interact with women for 20-30 hours a week. I had a job like that, and realizing that literally NONE of them had the capacity to relate to me/understand me, like how all the guys at work do, made me realize I was gay. There is also a very real possibility that proximity to sites with heavy pesticide usage can make you more gay, as I realized I had these feelings when they were spraying the fields this year.

>>82250680
GOOD now let's touch cocks please while shove my tongue in your mouth

>>82249736 (OP)
Trannies are weird in simultaneously a creepy uncanny valley way and in a hot and exotic way too. Would I date one? Probably not but if they are upstanding and cool maybe

>>82250789
kek is that actually true? Kinda based if so. Brb chugging DDT and ordering a dildo on amazon

this could be us but you leave me on read

>>82250896
hot vid
wish it was me ngllll
>>82250797
hot

>>82250896
Welp I'm gay now

>>82250243
Ngl dat's yummy looking

>>82250848
I'm being 100% honest about the job with women thing, but the pesticides thing is purely speculation. The whole Alex Jones "gay frogs" thing was real, but only because Atrazine caused total hermaphroditization in frogs which caused them to behave homosexually. There could be some similar effects on humans, but it would likely be much less noticeable, as we are way more biologically complex and way less hygroscopic than frogs.

>>82251067
k well I genuinely want to be gay so I actually want to try this. How was it dating guys for the first time and did you really not feel that way until you had to be around women so much?

>>82249736 (OP)
Why don't all the r9k incels just date each other originally and unironically, women are never going to value our existence anyway

>>82250642
>pits blurred out

Into the trash it goes

>>82251203
>armpit fetish
oh it's one of (You)

>>82251084
Oh, I haven't dated anyone. I'm not out of the closet, and I probably never will be. (I'm a Christian, so I intend on dying a virgin celibate) You'll have to ask some other anon about gay dating, but yes, when I only had a very limited amount of exposure to women, I would idolize them, and thought that they could be like one of my guy friends, but with the added benefit of sex/relationships. Throughout highschool and college, there were a few guys who I got little pangs of love for, occasionally, but I would always dismiss it as misunderstanding what friendship is supposed to feel like. It wasn't until actually trying to talk to women, and picking their brains to see how they think and see the world, that I realized that they all have the minds of toddlers (which is not attractive to me in the slightest). Lastly, I'm not sure if it's just because I'm a Christcuck and I make my life hard on myself, but if you're not actually gay, you do not want to be gay. It's fucking awful to be surrounded by so many men who deserve so much love and receive none of it from the world around them. It sucks waking up each day and knowing that I can't give them this love, and that they would likely be repulsed by how much love I have in my heart for them. That's all.

>>82251242
>there were a few guys who I got little pangs of love for
>It's fucking awful to be surrounded by so many men who deserve so much love and receive none
>It sucks waking up each day and knowing that I can't give them this love
>they would likely be repulsed by how much love I have in my heart for them
This is all so enormously cute and adorable I just can't handle it, sorry if that wasn't the reaction you wanted but it really is. I'd hug and cuddle with you if I could.

>>82251242
>women so horrible they turn you gay
You must've worked in HR

>>82250642
whats this hairstyle called? I look similar and grew out my hair also but idk how to style it

>>82251391
>I look similar
marry me

>>82251391
Kinda messy feathered hair maybe? You can bring that pic to a hair stylist and they can try and create it for you, they get that kinda thing all the time

>>82250642
idk if it really has a name, but he's got a lot of layers going on and very potentially some dye in it, was professionally done most likely.

>>82249736 (OP)
AGP, imagine you are a girl being fucked

>>82251465
Not literally everything is agp anon

>>82249736 (OP)
>Any tips on making myself gay?
No sorry. Gooning to porn can make you partially gay though. I was always straight for most of my life until I found 4chan back in 2007. Saw lots of traps being posted back then. Originally, I thought it was gay as fuck and hated it. But over time I started not minding a dick if it was on a pretty looking trap. Eventually I got to the point where I was willing to suck a traps/trans dick if they passed. I also let some men use me back in my femboy days. But I have never kissed a man, and I don't find men attractive. I realised I just like things that feel good. I'm probably bisexual or whatever but only for feminine looking things.

>>82251465
AGP is fun but as someone who with a lot of AGP experience (dressing, toys, shoes, makeup, shaving, the whole 9 yards) I never once actually did anything more gay irl than letting guys molest me at the gay bar. which ok is kind of gay but never been fucked, never sucked a cock blah blah

anyways point is...idk agp won't necessarily make him more gay

>>82251396
Im a kissless virgin autist neet... I don't think you rly want me lol

>>82251485
>I also let some men use me back in my femboy days.
wait so what DID you do in your femboy days...

>>82251539
Sucked scat out of a transgirl's asshole.

>>82251539
>wait so what DID you do
Got fucked by men. Sucked a few dicks. I went to a gay bar once and got molested at a table. There were a few men around a table at a dark part of the bar and they forced me to bend over and pulled down my jeans and my briefs. Then they started grabbing my little dick (I'm 4 inches) and trying to finger my butthole. One started to pull down his trousers behind me but I told him to stop and he reluctantly did. It was a strange experience. I don't think I was assaulted because I didn't exactly care it was happening though.

>>82251519
But I'm a kissless virgin too and together we can be kissful non-virgins

>>82251580
Was it arousing when it happened at least? What specifically did you like about fucking men?

this thread is so gay ngl

>>82251285
I actually get that a lot, online. It makes me sad, but I appreciate it regardless.
>>82251338
I was a receptionist at a fitness center lol.

>>82251580
gay bars are wild. don't get me wrong it's fun most of the time but as a bottom type you will end up in situations like that

>>82251625
>Was it arousing when it happened at least?
Well it was okay? I don't know I never got a boner. It was a weird experience. I think I just didn't care about myself or what others did to me. Maybe I had low self esteem. I did enjoy the attention though. Having people want to touch me all over was kinda nice. I never really had much luck with women so I think back then I was desperate to be touched.
>What specifically did you like about fucking men?
I never fucked a man. They fucked me. And I liked being dominated mostly and used. Having someone bigger and stronger do what they want with me was hot. The actual buttsex didn't always feel the best. It feels like you need to poop but it keeps going back into your butt. I think it's more the idea of being used and abused which was hotter than the actual thing. One time I went to some guys apartment I meant on Grindr and he was way stronger and bigger (I'm 5foot6). He fucked me and then wanted me to eat food. I became really paranoid he was slipping drugs into the food or something so I bailed really quick and got scared of men from there on out. I think perhaps I was lucky at times not to have been murdered.

>>82251700
>but as a bottom type you will end up in situations like that
Oh it's a common thing to happen then?

>>82251701
>I liked being dominated mostly and used. Having someone bigger and stronger do what they want with me was hot.
Literally me, except I'm a turbo virgin and am too scared to try anything irl. I just stick to porn and dildos. Also I let my femboy body lapse a little and I'd need to clean myself up a bit before I'd be with anyone.

>>82251209
I like how that of all things is disgusting to (You) but the butthole where farts and poop come from is okay

>>82251793
Don't try and justify your armpit fetish anon

>>82251753
I guess I understand being scared. If you want to try it you should if you're young. Between 16 and 25 you have the nicest body to femboy. After that, it gets more difficult to stay nice. Skin changes, lifestyle changes (like working a 9-5 at an office and putting on weight) etc make it harder. Just be safe, like maybe tell someone where you're going. I used to tell a friend to ring me and that if I don't pick up the phone after a specific time, I'm probably dead or being held against my will. I also gave them the address of the place I was visiting.

>>82249736 (OP)
shoot up some test, or tren
you'll think regular men are basically women and then die from a stroke in 20 years

>>82251820
That's actually a good idea and if I have some kind of safety net or whatever I'd be more willing to try something. And yeah I'm scared of twink death, life isn't fair

>>82251832
>be gay, die young
I'm into it

>>82251848
Yeah it works well because they can ring the police and give them the address you were going if you don't answer the phone.
>And yeah I'm scared of twink death, life isn't fair
It sucks for sure. That's why you gotta have your fun while you can before it's too late. These days I'm just a skinny bony dude, I don't really look feminine compared to my late teens when I was more cute. I'm mostly straight now too, since if I don't pass as cute I don't want to be involved with men anymore. It sucks to have to repress that part of your life but meh. Some girls are into pegging so it works out.

>>82251720
yeah it's pretty common. i was more of a femme type, I'd normally go dressed all femmy and submissive, sometimes I'd wear a collar and leash, things like that. Normally I was with friends so it was fine and most of the time I could flirt my way out of a situation that was sketchy but yeah idk. don't get me wrong 90% of guys were great

>>82251930
Any pics of you from back then

>>82251808
Don't try and justify your male butthole (where farts and poop come from) fetish

>>82251948
I mean yeah but none at the bars I don't think

>>82252030
I'm still interested to see what you looked like

>>82252038
I think you get banned if you upload pics of yourself here.

>>82252061
you do but you can crosslink it from another board

>>82249736 (OP)
you should talk to women but talk to them like you would a guy. be friendly with them but also make sure you bring up things about them that you like if you have any.
you might just be too misanthropic rn to want to date anyone. if you have legal prostitution in your area do that, if you can find girlfriend experience ones try that. let em know it's your first time and you just want to try to get used to being around women and be normal with them.