Thread 82259554

>wake up several times a night
>see it's about to be 7am
>get a coffee n ciggy
>sweat a lot during my sleep
>but gonna use perfume and skip the shower for now
>the weather is rather cool for now
>its gonna bery hot later on in the day
>wanna go for the 6km hike trail today
>so I better go out after a quick breakfast

>>82259554 (OP)
Do you like to sit down?

>being a slowpoke fuck
>but made a big breakfast
>heart shaped cornflakes from nissin
>my attempt of French toast with Japanese toast
>gonna watch the new south park episode while I eat
>>82259604
depends
If the scenery is nice why not

>>82259983
goddam that's a good looking ass meal! and the scenery...is this the type of stuff you get to see if you don't kill yourself?

>>82260008
Thats a gook town and hes eating something that looks like I sharted into a bowl. If thats waiting for me just kill me now.

>the new episode was good
>they are after this Trump for this entire season aren't they?
>I think they wanna get sued by him on purpose
>okies time to get ready2go out
>its still rather chill outside but it won't stay that way
>to be desu I could just fall asleep again with such a full tummy
>>82260008
I guess so since my amphetamine overdose attempt was unsuccessful nearly over a decade ago
>most three(3) painful days I ever had
>scared me off future attempts
probably damaged my heart through it xd
It was like I felt every single beat and each beat came with intense pain
>>82260037
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0?si=_JdZgWXWmEF_wos-

>>82259554 (OP)
you live in Japan? rare to see here

>Lets Go
>>82260483
Hah that would be nice
Im on a 6 weeks vacay
This is the third week

>Okay IDK if I wanna continue
>I could also walk along the street
>[scared]
I need a ciggy
Where are other humans? Its just me reeee

Get out of my country white pig

>>82260557
oh, who funded it

>met a nice Italian guy
>ask him if we can walk together to Tsumago
>cause im afraid of the bears
>we did
>shake his hand & ask for his name at the town entrance to Tsumago
>on my own again
>trying to post images is pain
>filesize is too big
>Chatgpt 5 is ASS and using it to shrink filesize isn't that simple anymore reee
>https://files.catbox.moe/kimkb7.jpg
>need some coffee desuu
>>82260746
Im Persian
>>82260898
Idk about that
All I know is that these are like post-towns that were between the "highway" to Edo/Tokyo back in the Edo period
This is like a historical area people used to walk to old Tokyo in the old times

>oh right if I save my pics through snapchat
>they are low quality but small enough2post
>stopped by a local coffee place

>there is another town a hour walk away from here
>gonna go for it too methinks
>gonna play loud music on my way back to scare if the bears ;_,

>found a lil shrine
>it had nightingale floors
>it makes bird like sounds while walking on it desu

>tfw n0 omamori's around these shrines so far
>but the coffee place had a gatcha omamori machine
>I even got the lucky one
>so I do hab a souvenir from Tsumago
>I hope I can find a vending machine soon
>need a cold drink
>the heat seems more dangerous than kuma's desuu

>>82262223
What part of Japan do you live in? I lived in Okinawa for a few years.

>>82262245
Lucky you desu, are you like part of the US military?
Im just here on a vacation, currently in Tsumago but I have a guesthouse in Magome (Gifu)

>I think they scammed me by 2000 yen
>but dis is supposed to be top quality meat
>my capitalistic vein is still triggered
>was a old granny and didnt want to argue with her
>perhaps it was the tourist tax

>one of the best steaks ever
>beautiful view while I eat
>while leaving granny approaching me
>hands me over the 2000 yen and apologized to me
>she noticed her mistake
>aww

>was thinking of walking to Nagiso
>the heat is bad
>gonna explore Tsumago for two moar hours
>then head back to Magome
>just gonna aim directly for Nagiso tomorrow methinks
>my last day befor I leave to Tokyo

I wonder what it'd be like to walk the ancient samurai rode in cat ears with sex toys inside the clothes desu

>>82263000
This escalated quickly
Please don't giv me any boners
But the forest path was pretty empty for most part s0 lewds would be possible there methinks

>>82263000
>sees beautiful scenery
>starts to think about sexual perversions
>takes trips to talk about it
You are too far gone anon. We're going to have to hang you by your balls to death in the village square

>>82263024
Quaint, beautiful. You are very lucky to be able to walk in such a place.

>>82263050
https://voca.ro/19nqjuea0awq
i dont have thoseee

the real world will neverrr be a place for me
nopenopenopenope

>>82263050
We hab to tie ur balls around a rope and the other end to a horse
And then scare the horse to make it run really fast uwu
>>82263054
Yesh

>>82263065
I heard that bastard. Get back in your grave you unholy spirit, and take your balls with you too

>>82263099
Ohayou how are you? U dont seem well today??

>>82263104
Sometimes I smoke so much of the grass the spirits start talking you know

Don't you ever just commune with the beyond, Cebbb?

>>82259554 (OP)
OP since you're in nippon land, do you know what these paper seal things are called? We need one on this thread.

Beautiful pics btw. I am the soiface for japanese stuff but unironically. You can't go wrong with their country's natural and traditional beauty

are you a native japanese, visiting, or something in the middle?

>>82259554 (OP)
Are there cicadas?

>bought a haori
>granny shop owner picked it up for mee
>I think she under charged me like 1500 yen
>like it was supposed to be 6500 yen but she just asked for 5000
>I bought two other souvenirs
>grannys n math over here can not be trusted
>>82263120
Stuff like that on lsd/psychedelics is on thing
On weede? Maybe don't smoke to much, I saw people go crazy fr cause they cant handle it
N0t everyone can smoke like me and thats okies
Pleade becareful and take care of yourself baka!
For me its rather like the same category as coffee or just to relax desu, welp as long as im in the loop, if I smoke now I will become hardcore paranoid
Hugs u
>>82263127
I hab n0 clue about the zombie seals
I only collect omamori's at shrines
Maybe I can ask my host about it or thr next shrine with people working there
Some are just empty while others have priests n maids
>okies I better explor3 and st0p shopping lole
>captcha: ASSM4X
Assmaxxing???
>>82263181
Visitinggg
>>82263190
YES
big anime vibes lots of time cause of them

>my host offered me to pick me up in Tsumago
>but I wanna dare the path back through the forest on my own dis time
>hopefully german rap is enough to disgust the bears and make them keep their distance from me
>bought a pink daruma
>someone take my wallet from meee befor I shop more

>went back to the coffee place from earlier
>moar ice cream
>and a latte matcha for their smoking area
>the owner gave me his businesscard
>recommend me a place for tomorrow
>its a beautiful waterfal
>>>>4h walk from my guest house
>Im gonna request to get picked up in around a hour+
>so my legs will have more energy for the actual big hike tomorrow
>I hit my head pretty hard while going to the smoking area
>I forgot it gets pretty smol while going to the smoking area in their back garden
>my head hurts ouch

>>82263571
This is pre-war. Real Japanese soul.

>to be desu im scared of the alone hike in the morning tomorrow
>da bears
>host wants to pick me up in 30min already
>I do feel rekt so okies
>gonna go grocery shopping
>I just need a lil meat/pork to cook something for dinner tomorrow
>otherwise I still have enough
>oh and ciggys
>my german tobacco is lockedup in my luggage in Tokyo
>>82263598
Yea I was even trying to book two moar nights but my guesthouse is booked out
Well back2Tokyo on sunday

>>82263598
H3re desu

>actually I feel so rekt & sleepy now
>idk if starting at Magome for the waterfall thingy is gonna be a good idea
>if there is a bus I could cut the route short
>and walk back fr this time
>I could fall asleep but 2soon
>too late for a nap or I run risk staying awake all night

>>82259983
Is that shrimp and milk in that bowl??? You eat shrimp in milk for breakfast?

>>82263808
Heart shaped cornflakes from the famous cup noodles company

>todays loot
>hab big plans for tomorrow
>wanna reach some very pretty waterfalls

>oh I forgot about the omamori
>pic of the waterfall
>im actually use the local & bus tomorrow
>gonna cut the 4h walk short to around 1h
>so I can reach it befor the noon heat starts
>then I can decide if I want2do the 4h walk back to the guest house
>okies another ciggy and then I cook the beef I bought the other day

>>82263650
>>82263656
Looks really nice. Thanks for sharing anon.

>>82259554 (OP)
Oriental Gook ass Chink

>>82259554 (OP)
>gonna use perfume
youre a girl

>>82264179
i meant that as a question

but was too lazy to type in the question mark

>eat the other half of the melon that was left
>fruits seem to be very pricy in japan
>gonna start with the rice
>and then with the beef once the rice is ready
>could just fall asleep alreadyy
>>82263120
Are UUU okies???
>>82264168
Thanks for enjoying them
>>82264179
N0pe desu

>welp I have time for a hot bath outside
>with a beeru

>my wagyu bowl with rice n veggies
>veggies were drenched in yakiniku while cooking
>hab a second beeru
>last one(1) for tonight
>wearing my helluva boss shirt

>>82263120
Lets tightly cuddle until we both are sweaty desu

>>82263120
Then im gonna lick up ur sweat desuuuu

>I already regret not buying more wagyu2cook
>got pork today cause it was bretty good
>but dis taste nearly as good as at the resturants
>but way moar beef for way less monays
>damn
>maybe I will ask the host for a favour tomorrow n just hab a meat feast idk

>one last ciggy and then I will sleeep
>well I hab to take the bus at 9:30am
>I should hab plenty of time in the morning if I fall asleep s00n
>there are way m0ar pics2post but im rekt desu
>have to get the fridge empty by sunday morning
>still have some cake n pudding n other sweets

>clean the dirty dishes
>ready2sleep now
>I should probably st0p drinking again
>getting bad thoughts
>not really in the mood to go back to my regular life after this over
>the endgame of this trip was to actually end it when I planned this trip last year
>but then that piece of shit had to steal my spot
>I dont wanna follow his fucking steps
>but there is nothing to look forward to with certainty
>working with dad n our kind of work is 2demanding4me without any motivation
>I hate being alive
>goodnight