Thread 82264018

All the girlfriend experience content like asmr, vtubers etc is making me wanna hang myself bros. I can't believe I will never experience that for real

>>82264018 (OP)
Word of advice: stop consuming that kind of content. Because it WILL damage you mentally.
You can still watch women online, as long as they're not trying to draw in an audience with GFE bullshit.

>>82264018 (OP)
i forgot these existed so i wanted to look up boyfriend experience stuff and its almost ALL spicy rough disgusting crap holy fuck. i just want to hear a man with a nice voice say he loves me without the degenerate shit or the trouble of having to be around mem

i literally used tts voices to do it earlier. fml

>>82264081
Hah, gay little faggot

>>82264092
im a woman anon, unfortunately

altho being gay would probably be worse than being a woman

>>82264103
Are you obese? Because you can literally have that in real life otherwise.

>>82264118
i dont want it, too much trouble. id have to put my trust in someone, be intimate with them, deal with all the stuff that comes with love. and i never want to experience that. its not worth it when i can just listen to audios, kiss and cuddle my plushies, hold my own hand, pat my own head, etc.

im not obese either

>>82264103
I suppose I couldn't tell, I mainly hate gays because they act like women
>>82264159
Holding your own hand is wild. Fair enough though

>>82264159
>plushies
>not a dakimakura
baka

>>82264200
i dont have any male characters i like enough to buy one of, but also im almost 20, its just so much more cringe than a plushie

>>82264212
You can buy blank pillowcases, anon.
>its just so much more cringe than a plushie
Believe me, anon. It's not. A long pillow is just a long pillow. A plushie is a plushie.
And having plushies when being an adult is very cringe.

>>82264252
idk when you say body pillow it makes me think of those body pillows.
ok but at least with a plushie i can imprint a personality onto it, i cant do that with a long pillow.
youre right tho it is cringe

>>82264159
>hold my own hand, pat my own head
have you ever had your hand held or head patted by someone else in an intimate way? you get a doki-doki feeling.
it's not the same feeling at all, nona.

>>82264268
i havent, so idk what im missing out on, and thats for the best desu. makes doing these things to myself a lot easier

>>82264159
Just get a moidslave bf and keep him in line by being bossy but being soft and vulnerable sometimes

>>82264295
youre so fucking disgusting

>>82264263
>youre right tho it is cringe
I forgot you're a woman, my bad.
You shouldn't allow yourself to change opinions based on other the opinions of other people.

>>82264303
im not, youre objectively right, owning plushies at 20 is cringe. i probably look like a pathetic, mentally stunted adult

it doesnt matter since no one besides my mother sees this shit anyways and besides, they make me happy

>>82264300
But a moidslave bf can take care of you and your plushies and bring you snacks
What's so disgusting about that?

>>82264282
>and thats for the best desu. makes doing these things to myself a lot easier
that's really sad nona, even if it's unwanted, i hope one day you'll get real headpats
outside is scary because i'm a neet too but i still have aspirations

>>82264118
Obese women are in high demand. My last and final ex was a 325 pound girl in severe debt and her tinder profile has 999+ notifications which I can personally verify and she was going on multiple dates per week

>>82264159
>plushies
what does your room look like?

>>82264334
i appreciate it, but id really rather not, its just not worth thr trouble and ill never put myself through shit like that.

outside is really scary, i try to force myself but its not worth the effort either

>>82264389
its not as cute as this, i wish it did. but its all different colours everywhere, and its a little trashed

>>82264414
Wow maybe femcels are real

>>82264018 (OP)
Meh, makes me feel way better. I won't ever experience it so the next best thing is listening to someone pretend and I close my eyes and pretend it's not pretend.

>>82264449
i dont consider myself a femcel because im alone through my own choices

>>82264473
But that's the real essence of inceldom; it's not being cut off by others, but cutting yourself off because the others are too much of a burden

>>82264414
>>outside is really scary, i try to force myself but its not worth the effort either
One day you will probably be forced to, though, and it won't be the ideal path that you would want for yourself, unless you get extremely lucky. You'll find yourself possibly being manipulated by people, and that's not ideal when there's no other option.
t. recovering NEET that didn't leave my room for 8 years except at night due to anxiety, who got extremely lucky
Thankfully I had my extended family who helped me a bit though, just by offering me a whole house for rent at market rate, those small things helped. The rest was a mixture of luck and hard work.

>>82264018 (OP)
Imagine when clanker gfs become real
an AI gf will kiss you
an AI gf will cuddle you
an AI gf will make you breakfast in the morning
an AI gf will enjoy your mutual hobbies to an autistic degree and help you out with them/participate

>>82264510
i dont think thats true, but even if it were, i wouldnt consider myself a femcel

>>82264514
unfortunately i get disability neetbuxx so theres no reason to leave cause i have the money to stay isolated, unless my mother dies, but desu i cant imagine myself living til that point

its good you had people there to help you find your footing at least a little. its good you put in the effort to escape this life. its not healthy

>>82264548
>Imagine when clanker gfs become real
I hope so.

>>82264607
>but desu i cant imagine myself living til that point
You'll thank yourself for getting a head start. At least plan it out. Property taxes if your mother owns the home, how you're going to pay those + food + bills.

>>82264528
Sorry my b anon
>>82264081
Anyways I'll make a vocaroo 4 u

>>82264625
she doesnt own the home, renting is impossible in my shithole country, unless im renting with random men, because the womens only places are far too expensive. and thats too much of a risk to me. ive already put a lotta thought and research into this

>>82264642
>sorry my b
>keeps doing it
I hope you get a """"fembot""""" gf and she cheats on you.

>>82264611
I hope that I will be able to maintain and care for her on my own instead of some proprietary bullshit.

>>82264658
I would never get a gf in the first place so I'm safe from that

>>82264672
No, I want you to feel the supposed happiness of a gf only for you to realize it was all a joke, you are just a joke and will always be a joke. One day your pathetic simping will pay off.
>>82264670
That's the ideal, no bullshit kike OS just a man and his robot gf.

>>82264644
Well, seriously look into a husbando. That's my advice fembot. It's worth staying alive, you don't need to kill yourself. Do it while you can still weed out assholes and manipulative men. Have convictions. You have a lot of time to weed bad men out.

>>82264644
>>82264734
Go for look for a husbando I hope you end up like the aussie burn girl who was pumped and dumped then viciously insulted by the guy who did it. He was from /r9k/, too.

>>82264753
>I hope you end up like the aussie burn girl who was pumped and dumped then viciously insulted by the guy who did it
Yeah because she let him fuck him after a week after getting lovebombed. That's why you have convictions and have a long relationship before it gets intimate. Before mentally ill, seething retards like you would pump and dump.

>>82264734
i really dont want to sift through men just to find one to leech off of, not only does that make me a disgusting person but id have to deal with disgusting men and id have to give intimacy, a life like that isnt worth living

ASMER: girlfriend screams you awake at 6am because she is late for work

>>82264798
Nona, this is a bad outlook. If you find a husbando, you are his other half. There's no "leeching." You are two parts of a whole.
>id have to give him intimacy
You were just talking about how you crave a man whispering in your ear telling him he loves you and holding your hand.
That's intimacy. You have hangups and that's fine, but don't let them prevent you from finding happiness. Make it a long, drawn out process to make sure he's worth it, and make sure you're married.

>>82264018 (OP)
none of that content happens irl unless you convince your girl to do roleplaying

>>82264776
>Before mentally ill, seething retards like you would pump and dump.
Yeah everyone here is a mentally ill seething retard or a pathetic dickless simp. It's funny how I can make casual posts at work but I must be seeeeeething meanwhile you faggots who live on /r9k/ and prowl for stupid whores to validate are not seething at all you are calm and collected as cool as a cucumber.
>>82264798
Yup you'll be used and abused like the whore you are.
Another thread ruined by beta simps and attention addicted whores, I'm leaving.

>>82264850
>yuropoor making posts at work seething about foids getting replies
No wonder you're a shithole getting invaded and doing nothing about it, I bet everyone who's worried about the fate of women against the hordes is a dickless simp too.

>>82264844
i want a gf who will roleplay as a boy / crossdressing boy

>>82264905
Wtf kinda gay retard nigga are you?

>>82264966
one with good taste

>>82264018 (OP)
why are you treating it real, and not just rp or background noise, and why are you mentally breaking urself over asmr, i love asmr, but i really dont think its anything to get depressed over, and im pretty ugly and look at hotties (catplant asmr, frivvi asmr, and for further spicy asmr, arilove asmr or lunarexx asmr if i want to wank off but would like more chillin material but more room for imagination, peace be with em and god bless their sexy smiles)
anyways, seems pretty weird to beat yourself over this, what's holding you back exactly that you cant believe or convinced you'd never experience that type of touching/feeling aspect in a relationship?

>>82264850
>>82264880
>european virgin seething at his women and calling them whores
>american chad telling european woman to get married to a good man

>>82264018 (OP)
>vtubers etc
Can someone explain the appeal of vtubers to me? Like as if you were explaining it to your granddad? From what I've seen it's someone talking and there's an anime girl who is lip-synced to the talking, and... that's pretty much it. What motivates anyone to watch these streams?

>>82264081
cardlinaudio is good

>>82265173
They can be very funny

>>82264018 (OP)
It's very much bullshit anyway. Some sort of mental porn that creates unrealistic expectation unless you understand the difference with reality.